one of my fave things is when a vamp’s partner/listener will ask him to use a lil more strength in whatever sense and the vamp will respond with something along the lines of
“no because that would kill you / rip your limb off.”
can't stop thinking about masseur james and Very Tense Business Man regulus black who gets gifted a voucher to a spa for a full body massage and gets forced to go by pandora and who gets obsessed with his masseur