Hi! Your art is so good! Do you have any fic recs? Are you more of a long or short fic reader, or does that matter?
Thanks, Nonny!
I do— what are you after? (Hopefully McKirk because........ that's mostly all I got rn whoops)
Generally I'm up for any length! Sometimes I'd love to see a drabble or a short fic lengthened, if the concept is intriguing. ❤️ If a fic is too long w/out moving forward then I'm out.
Also while I hunt down recs— could y'all send me some of your own? McKirk, Spones, McSpirk, non-shippy Trek that's interesting to you, I'm game. Salacious, problematic, fluffy, soft, adventure, horror, weird af, etc etc etc
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okay so:
the year is 2021. the month is june. the new season of hermitcraft, season 8, has just started, and everything is great! the hermits are all messing around, having fun, building insane things within the first week of the server being active, and generally having a good time. everyone's collected themselves into little factions, pranking each other, and it's all the fun, lighthearted, mostly-vanilla content hermitcraft is known for.
and then the split between minecraft versions 1.18 and 1.19 is announced. the delay of new terrain, and especially of new mobs like the warden, considerably disrupt several of the hermits' plans. but it's fine, they'll figure something out, they're professionals, and it mostly goes unnoticed.
about two weeks later, on november 9th, grian turns to mumbo jumbo in one of his episodes, and asks the famous question that would seal hermitcraft season 8's fate:
"mumbo, is the moon... big?"
suddenly, the fans panic. they search back through videos and streams, and realize that the moon had been abnormally large and stuck in a full-moon phase since october 30th. the Moon Big event has begun.
this is where the roleplay really starts. once the moon's size has been brought up, the hermits start a weird combination of scrambling to figure out why the moon's growing, and how to stop it- but also of ignoring it, hoping it won't be a problem, hoping someone else will deal with it. the moon keeps getting bigger, more hermits start realizing it's going on, and a creeping sense of dread starts to grow. but it's fine. it's fine, right? they do little plotlines like this all the time. they'll figure something out, the moon will go back to normal, and we'll laugh about it when this is all over. it's fine.
and then, blocks start flying away. just floating up out of the ground, and falling right back down! like for a moment, a square meter chunk of dirt has decided it's a ballerina and leaped out of the ground! but it's fine, right? the blocks are coming back. no lasting harm is done. they're going to fix it all... right?
the moon gets bigger. it's growing every day- local hermit weirdguy joe hills measures it every stream. the blocks start flying higher. gravity starts getting... weird, with players getting the slow falling effect at random, and being lifted off of the earth themselves. the players form cults and rituals and whatnot to try and appease the moon, convince it to leave them alone, making plans to escape. nothing works. things keep getting worse, and the moon keeps getting bigger. but it'll be fine. these storylines never leave lasting harm, or at least they never have before. they'll be fine.
and then the blocks stop coming back, just floating into the sky forever. the players have the slow falling effect more than they don't now. the moon is now so big it's visible even during the day, and fills the entire sky at night. they start planning their escapes in earnest, and say their goodbyes. some hermits jump into a void hole in the overworld (it was the centerpiece of their village). some flee to the End, some to the nether, some just fly with elytras and hope they can get far enough away in time. one brave hermit, tango, flies himself to the moon in a futile attempt to blow the whole thing up before it can crash.
but in the end, the moon crashes into the server, and everything they'd built was destroyed. and the whole time, there'd been nothing any of them could've done. season eight was over, a full six months before anyone had expected it to end, and season nine wouldn't start until about three months later. and im still not okay about it.
(here's a cool animatic of the moon's crash! honestly i dont think you need too much hermitcraft knowledge to get the gist)
(also the moon crash happened on the day before my birthday lmao.)
….
holy shit
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i don’t have a uterus so forgive my ignorance but… 2 weeks??? 😭 i thought it was one wtf have i been lied to
That absolutely is a lie pushed on society by big pharma and the industrial complex (don't fact check me on this) I mean everyone is different snd everyone has their own fun little insanity inducing ~quirks~ to their cycle, but most people I've known who have periods usually have the week or so leading up to the period where you are either extremely hungry or hate the sight of food, ya bloat, boobs are sore, ya get so fucking horny that a bitch gets close to licking their own phone if someone hot enough scrolls through. And none of that covers potential skin issues, sleeping issues, depression issue, etc.
Then the actual period begins 😒 which is a whole other clusterfuckery bag of systems to deal with. And they say 2-7 days. If you just felt like you heard an echo in the distance, that was the feral wildbeast screech of every person who is on day 9 of their period. Who thought they were done and went back to regular clothes only to fUCKING START SPOTTING AGAIN 😤
And none of that even begins to account for anomalies like endometriosis or polycystic ovarian syndrome which can lead to even longer periods, more frequent periods, intensely painful periods (think stabbing pain. Burning pain. Feeling like your lower intestines are being wrung out like a wash towel.)
And we do this every month. While working. And cleaning. And cooking. And being general useful members of society.
My point in all this being, everything you've ever learned as a "generalized rule" about periods is a gotdamn lie and just, just listen to people who have periods when they say it's hell and we deserve to nap, complain, and eat our little treats in peace
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Nothing warms my heart like getting notifications from someone going back through old posts and reading any of my stories 🥺💗💗
with that being said y’all got me in the mood to talk about my characters in detail for the next 57 years… if you have any questions or if there’s anything you were ever wondering about a character please send me some asks!?
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Hey! I am sorry, I know it's not your business to answer stupid questions, but it is complicated to stay hydrated with all the drooling I am doing over your fascinating art, so I really do care: should I not just like it but also reblog it? Does it help in any way? Or is "spam liking" and "spam reblogging" supposed to be annoing?
I am fairly new to Tumblr and I am a little bit confused.
Hey anon, thank you for asking!
Firstly, I'm glad you enjoy my work!
Secondly, I am never gonna get fussed because someone went through and liked/reblogged my entire body of work. That just tells me you really enjoy it!
If I get bothered (which is never), I can always turn push notifs off, it's nbd. Anyone bitching about the horrors of ppl enjoying their stuff are assholes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Reblogs are actually better than likes! They help a content creator gain a greater reach, a larger audience, and more opportunities for those who sell their work to gain clients. More eyes on our work is always a good thing, for 99.9% of creators (and those who don't want it will usually have their preferences posted in easy places).
If someone reblogs all of my stuff, I'm ecstatic ❤️❤️
(And obviously, reposting work without credit is a garbage move for garbage people, so as long as you're not doing that, you're fine!)
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