#askmon

[medievalmon]

Okay after some time and consideration I have to ask, who would win in a fight? Empoleon or Nidoking?

"Me, of course!"

"Naturally, I would."

"Friendship alliance over. We're going to war now."

"Dear, let's not do that."

"No, he's right. We have to fight to prove our honor."

"With what fractured resources?! In fact, with what army?!"

"No army required. I'll dispatch him with my own abilities."

"Yeah, good luck with that. I'll pulverize you easily!"

#askmon #ask nidoking #ask empoleon #nidoking #empoleon #rhydon #abomasnow #anon ask

[echoeternally]

Hooray! Congratulations Echo!

Yay, thank you, Calioni!

#askmon #calioni12 #thank you #such kindness #600 followers

[oddlysatisfyingbot]

Power washing Manila City's streets via r/oddlysatisfying

#IFTTT #reddit #oddly satisfying #Askmon

[medievalmon]

Rhydon, if you ever met another General who harbors gay feelings for their liege but they appear to be already taken by a lovely wife who also deserves them, what advice would you give them?

"First, I'd be impressed that it actually happened to someone else besides me. Second, I'd tell them to move on."

"What?! Why?"

"Nidoking, it took your wife dying and you going through a horrid spell of depression for my feelings to be made clear to you. If anyone else is going through that exact scenario, I think they would be happier if they found someone else, rather than hoping that their liege loses their partner and becomes terribly vulnerable."

"Ok, that is a fair point. But, you also tried that, did you not? You can't tell me that you gave up on other potential love interests just for me...did you?"

"...Not strictly because I was in love with you, but...I did put my duty to you foremost. Though, on the other hand, I didn't quite pair off well with the others that I tried to move on with...and I am much happier with you."

#askmon #ask rhydon #drillshipping #rhydon #nidoking #anon ask

[medievalmon]

Does anyone in the Grass Kingdom have a favorite Fire Emblem Character? You guys give me the feeling of an army that the protagonist gains throughout the game. Would that make Nidoking the protag and Rhydon the retainer?

"Look, Nidoking may be the monarch you follow the most, but I'm not quite certain if he's the main protagonist material you're searching for. ...He might be safer if he isn't..."

"Rhydon, you did start as a retainer for me, prior to becoming my general, did you not? This might be accurate after all!"

"...No...gods, no...! Well...maybe he'll be a big hero after all, which would certainly be nice. Hmm...how often do the retainers get together with the lords...?"

((I feel like Fire Emblem's too big to go over everyone having a single favorite character from, but...let's give it a shot...

Greninja = Kaze from FE: Fates Chesnaught = Silas from FE: Fates

Nidoking = Dimitri from FE: Three Houses Rhydon = Frederick from FE: Awakening Delphox = Soren from FE: Path of Radiance Gardevoir = Delthea from FE: Echoes Lilligant = Olivia from FE: Awakening Typhlosion = Hilda from FE: Three Houses  Samurott = Ryoma from FE: Fates Gallade = Chrom from FE: Awakening Scizor = Raven from FE: The Blazing Blade Armaldo = Bernadetta from FE: Three Houses Heracross = Haar from FE: Path of Radiance Bisharp = Camus from FE: Mystery of the Emblem Escavalier = Lukas from FE: Echoes Accelgor = Kagero from FE: Fates Golurk = Hawkeye from FE: The Blazing Blade Scyther = Legault from FE: The Blazing Blade Sceptile = Leon from FE: Echoes

Empoleon = Sigurd from FE: Genealogy of the Holy War Abomasnow = Hector from FE: The Blazing Blade Machamp = Ephriam from FE: The Sacred Stones Alakazam = Lyon from FE: The Sacred Stones Weavile = Sharmir from FE: Three Houses Froslass = Marianne from FE: Three Houses Quagsire = Oscar from FE: Path of Radiance Golduck = Niles from FE: Fates Delibird = Felicia from FE: Fates Mienshao = Saleh from FE: The Sacred Stones Poliwrath = Cain from FE: Mystery of the Emblem Politoed = Abel from FE: Mystery of the Emblem Beartic = Seth from FE: The Sacred Stones Pangoro = Sully from FE: Awakening Ursaring = Stahl from FE: Awakening Carracosta = Julian from FE: Mystery of the Emblem Blastoise = Eliwood from FE: The Blazing Blade

Lucario = Reinhardt from FE: Thracia 776 Flygon = Matthew from FE: The Blazing Blade Zoroark = Joshua from FE: The Sacred Stones

Tyranitar = Edelgard from FE: Three Houses Kommo-o = Titania from FE: Path of Radiance Druddigon = Robin from FE: Awakening Indeedee = Jakob from FE: Fates Leavanny = Azura from FE: Fates Ledian = Ayra from FE: Genealogy of the Holy War Audino = Setsuna from FE: Fates Feraligatr = Marth from FE: Mystery of the Emblem Aggron = Forsyth from FE: Echoes Krookodile = Python from FE: Echoes

Phew! Definitely not perfect, but an effort nonetheless.))

#chaospulsar #askmon #nidoking #rhydon #fire emblem

[medievalmon]

If you're set on learning aura delph, you could try getting some ribombee/cutiefly to teach you if lucario wont. Apparently cutiefly use aura to detect what flowers will bloom, and a large part of why they're fast is because they also use aura to detect their opponents next move.

“Yeah, why don’t you go hunting bugs and fairies, Delphox? I’m sure you’ll have plenty of fun stumbling around to find one of those elusive twerps.” 

“Hmph. I’m sure I could find one that’s got a better personality than you, and even if I couldn’t, at least I have friends that are willing to help me out. You probably can’t even hold onto solid companions, so, that’s probably a worse fatal flaw than all of my issues combined.” 

“I have friends.” 

“But you’re probably an ass to them, so they’re not really there for you when you’re going to really need to depend on them. I already have had my friends prove that they would. So, again, you’re probably in a worse position in life, and that’s without being blind.” 

“...” 

“And no, I don’t need my Psychic powers to know that I’m right either, if that’s your next thought crossing your mind. In fact, I’m less skilled at that regardless. But I digress, I have more important matters to ‘stumble into’ and busy myself with. Farewell!”

#ask delphox #aura #lucario #delphox #askmon #anon ask #fox mage goes off #slaughters lonely jackal jerk #more at 11

[medievalmon]

What would some of the knights or monarchs do if they weren’t well, working for the castle..?

“Well, I don’t imagine it would be—” 

“Probably living a nice domestic life with my husband-to-be in a nice cottage off in the outer woods of the kingdom’s borders. We’d have a lovely garden and he could finally have time to help me practice cooking. Quite likely lots of kissing and hand holding as well.” 

“Actually, you know what? That’s extremely interesting, precious, adorable, and I want that more now.” 

“Lovesick fools.” 

“Somebody sounds jealous...!” 

“Am not! ...To answer the question, I’d likely be a researcher. Hopefully that would be a safer climate to raise my family in.” 

“Huh. This is a good question. Maybe I’d figure out what to do with my life and understand my personal interests better.” 

“Oh hey, that’s a great idea! Me too!” 

“You guys sound more depressing than my voice, and that’s saying something.” 

“Raising a family sounds nice! ...And you’d get to be home, dear.” 

“Nice try, but you’re not fooling me with that one.” 

“Domestic living with the husband and son would be ideal!” 

“Probably work at a library.” 

“May I join you?” 

“Sure, that’d be a perfect fit for you.” 

“This feels like it’d take forever to go through for everyone...I wonder how many folks I could recruit to my personal fan club instead!”

#rhydon #nidoking #drillshipping #askmon #empoleon #anon ask #monarchs as citizens #knights as citizens #idk #gardevoir #delphox #mewtwo #abomasnow #delibird #weavile #carracosta #escavalier #accelgor

[medievalmon]

So is Greninja gonna start baking some food for Chesnaught for Valentine's Day in a secret attempt to soften him up?

“Hmm. That does sound like a pretty good idea. I wonder if I can convince Delphox and Gardevoir to help me out...?” 

“Do I no longer get an opinion on this matter? ...Greninja? ...Hello? Oh...oh no, he’s got that look in his eye...oh gods...”

#sneakpastshipping #greninja #chesnaught #askmon #anon ask #weight

[medievalmon]

chesnaught you ever had a punk phase

“...What is punk?”

#chesnaught #ask chesnaught #askmon #anon ask #punk

[medievalmon]

Samurott, do you think, given time, Typhlosion would make a good shogun?

“Typhlosion as a...shogun...? I...I mean, sure, he could be, but, that’s closer to General Rhydon’s role already. It would take a lot of effort and practice for Ty to get there. Which, I’m sure he could do! But it seems odd to pick him as one.” 

“Does that mean you don’t think I can?” 

“What?! No, I mentioned that you could! But is it something you want?” 

“It’s ok, I don’t think I could either, so it doesn’t matter...” 

“No, Ty, wait, I...! Damn it. Why do I keep setting myself up for failure?”

#askmon #ask samurott #samurott #typhlosion #anon ask #shogun

[medievalmon]

scyther will you proclaim gay so your brother will get annoyed even more

“Absolutely and wholeheartedly.” 

“Don’t be an ass!” 

“You are what you love!” 

“...I hate you more than anything out there.”

#ask scyther #scyther #scizor #brothers #askmon #anon ask #this is canon btw

[medievalmon]

Feelin pretty bad about Poliwrath and Politoed. You guys doing okay?

“We’ll be ok. After all, we’ve still got each other, so that counts.” 

“Yep, that’s true. And plus, I got several new pity votes!” 

“Wait, what?! I didn’t get many votes yet!” 

“Really? Guess that means I’m preferred over you.” 

“What kind of absolute nonsense is that?!” 

“How is it nonsense?!” 

“You getting votes over me? How does that make any sense?!” 

“Uh, because I have a better personality and I’m more likable, duh.” 

“As if! This has to be a complete mistake!” 

“Go look for yourself! Just admit I’m better than you!” 

“Never!” 

“Yessir!” 

“You’re both basically competing for last place...” 

“Yeah, because he deserves it!” 

“Do not, but you do!”

#ask politoed #ask poliwrath #poliwrath #politoed #quagsire #poll #askmon #anon ask

[medievalmon]

Oh hey, today is Samurott's Birthday. Anything special planned? Or is it still just more training?

“Training is always the priority! 

...Um. Well. General Rhydon baked me a cake. Although he made one for King Nidoking too, but they told me it was from both of them. 

Lilligant made a few flower bracelets, since her flower crown didn’t work out. Greninja and Chesnaught just got back, so they just trained for a little bit and offered to take me out later. 

And...Typhlosion got an assortment of candy, including some imported konpeitō, since he overheard me talking about craving sweets lately. And that was rather...well, sweet. Um. Don’t tell him any of that.”

#samurott #birthday #volcanicsamuraishipping #ask samurott #askmon #anon ask

[medievalmon]

Chestnaught could work out, too, though. You know. A thick chest and burly arms to cuddle you forever with.

“Wait, you mean he should be even buffer than he is now? So thick chest, burly arms, soft belly...and his signature winning smile...! He’d be unstoppable...!” 

“I...I don’t think that’s how those work at all...” 

“Nonsense. If we get started now, we can come up with regular routines that will help build your body up all around. You’ll be even more irresistible than ever before! Imagine such power...!” 

“If you’d like it, I guess that’s good, but won’t it be bad if everyone finds me so attractive? Then your boyfriend would be...uh, Greninja? Where’d he...? Oh, I hope he didn’t take off to get started already...”

#ask greninja #sneakpastshipping #chesnaught #greninja #askmon

[medievalmon]

Still questioning myself why they didn’t listen to golduck and just kill exploud :/

“Right? Honestly. If you see someone causing a problem, you don’t reason with them. It’s life and death, you kill them first. Why give them a chance?” 

“How did you ever get so ruthless?” 

“I was born beautiful.”

#askmon #ask golduck #delibird #bad #golduck

[medievalmon]

Any...uh....'Typhlosion and Samurott react to being starters together in Legends: Arceus while Decidueye awkwardly looks on'? (Or how do you feel, Echo?)

“I...I’m starting in a trio pairing...w-with Samurott?!” 

“In Sinnoh, no less! And oh hey, that’s the time period of myths and legends roaming freely! Kind of like our world, huh, Ty?” 

“...There’s a version of us that can start a journey together...!” 

“Um...yep, looks like it. Is...is that a good reaction you’re having? I’m getting a bit nervous.” 

“Oh gods, are you?! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it! Don’t mind me, I’ll go over here!” 

“Wait, that’s not how I...! ...Meant it...ugh, not again.” 

“...So, are we going for god, or what?” 

... 

((Oh, me? I think it’ll be a pretty cool experiment! Legends could bring great development ideas for the future of Pokemon games, so I’m glad that’s where Game Freak put their focus.))

#askmon #samurott #typhlosion #decidueye #anon ask #ask samurott #ask typhlosion #ask decidueye #ask mod #pokemon legends arceus