#asking ‘omg are u ok

[oatbugs]

last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.

#she said it like a law. its just momentum. #also she told me to get a therapist and start archery ASAP bc i need to get it together #and also she said even granting that this person u were in love w was So Special . as in hot motorcycle-riding iranian masc lesbian in ldn #they arent the only one on earth and that once i start my proper adult life outside of studies etc etc i will probably no longer live in th #UK. she said most non straight iranians u would like have left the country anyway . where do you think they went? theyre out there #and also she asked me to imagine how many hot gay iranians there may be in italy or amsterdam or smth and i was like ok points 😭 maybe #ur right. anyway i was having a feeling of dread bc crying into the arms of ur strict asian mother while buzzed usually results in #death chaos destruction etc in the next few days but actually i think maybe she has genuinely changed as a person and the fear is #unwarranted #anyway i need to eat breakfast and study w the date person i met yesterday #they are so nice ??? genuinely so so sweet i dont feel attracted to them at all omg i genuinely think i have a thing for hot evil ppl 😭 #but we could b besties . theyre a lot more romantic than the ex situationship person too like generally . ugh they should be perfect but #alas it appears i am shallow as fuck or potentially a lesbian actually #OH THEY MIGHT ALSO BE POTENTIALLY A LESBIAN BTW #i think i just tend to not date cis ppl entirely by accident #....feel free to rb if u want btw sorry for the rant

[nextstopparis]

i really just need good like mid to long length fix recs please i’m begging

hey bestie, i didnt know if you had any specific type of fic in mind or just length and what u consider mid so here are a few fics with 25k+ word counts and thats basically all they have in common🫶 also these are all more or less merthur im so sorry. i hope u find something new here!!!

Arthur, Sincerely by MerlinLikeTheBird (47.8k) (THE FLUFF IN THIS MADE ME CRY also its canon era)

To Begin Anew (need ao3 acc) by ohHeyThereBigBadWolf (27.7k) (ive read this like five times. i think about it constantly. canon divergence)

that lightning-strike feel by TheLurkingContessa (32.5k) (cmon merthur training with weapons together??? also canon era)

An Illusion of Sorts by lordvoldemortsnipple (133.7k) (ive also read this like 3 times which is sorta insane bc its 100k+ words omfg… modern au w magic)

Annum Inanis (The Empty Year) (need ao3 acc) by anonymintea (43.2k) (i DIED. canon era)

Charting Stars On A Stained Glass Ceiling by mornmeril (80k) (my note on ao3 under this is just OHMYGOD a bunch of times so. future au with magic)

a thimble of light for an acre of sky by celaenos (36.2k) (THIS IS NOT MERTHUR well theres like a hint of merthur at the very end but mostly its pendragon siblings and morgwen. I DIED. canon divergence)

Chasing Spring (ok TECHNICALLY this is a series but overall its 58.7k words so) by Gimli_s_Pickaxe (god merlin au do i really need to say anything else. canon era)

Keep the Magic Secret (73.5k) (i feel like i cant say I DIED again or else it’ll start losing its meaning to you but really i did. canon era)

M-RYS by mornmeril (123.2k) (ive also read this three times and was actually just craving a reread yesterday so. hmm. future au with magic)

We Pull These Jobs To Make A Little Money (No One Gets Hurt If They Don’t Act Funny) by leashy_bebes (48.9k) (this fic left me speechless all i could muster in my ao3 notes was “oh my god” not even capitalized like it shook me to my core. modern au)

You’ve Got My Heart, I’ve Got Your Hand by FervidAsAFlame (29.3k) (ive read this about five times it makrs me cry its so sweet i Love Them. modern au)

The Tournament of All Magicks by Cori Lannam (corilannam) (41.3k) (CMONNNN merlin fighting in a TOURNAMENT??? cmon. ohh craving a reread for this one too now… canon era)

The Future Soon by lady_ragnell (30.2k) (i loved this fic so so much. like theres just something about the vibe of it that im obsessed with. could also be the enemies to lovers thing. modern au with magic)

Sweeter Dreams by Tierfal (35.3k) (FREED VIVIAN OF MEN! i mean what more could i want. canon divergence)

Truth Is a Whisper by seperis (25k) (im being so serious go read everything by seperis. everything. GO. FIRST TINTAGEL bc that is my fav fic of all time probably but its 20k words so i couldnt put it here. GO!! theyre my fav author it took EVERYTHING not to rec all their fics. canon divergence)

Accidental Memory in the Case of Death by derryere (74.9k) (theres just something so. So. I DONT KNOW. overwhelming about them in this. its reincarnation au which might be why. one line made me cry)

The Ivy Crown by dayari (derryday) (252.2k) (ive read this three times. look at the word count. i will probably read it again. green knight au thing. theyre just. ohmygod)

Dower the Stars by RurouniHime (40.6k) (LISTEN. actually idek what i can say about this. except for the fact that its the PERFECT FIC. literally. its perfect. im especially in love with arthur and gwens friendship in this but anyway. canon divergence.)

#i sorta just assumed u meant merlin fics omg #BUT IF YOU WANT I ALSO HAVE A FEW KANEJ FICS! #also these are just a few from my bookmarks i have more too #ok well. can u believe this is th e first proper ask ive answered in like a year omg #happy pride xoxoxoxo #bbc merlin #merthur #merthur fic rec #ask

[randomminty]

haiii uhm i love ur champion art so much (especially cynthia i love cynthia!!) and i was kind of. wondering if you've drawn diantha before?? im kind of hyperfixating on her rn but with her popularity im basically dying for more content of her </3 also i love ur artstyle so so much oh my god i just wanna kiss ur art rn. maybe even take a chomp :DD

Omg ty anon wow…… i dont think ive posted diantha art before so ill change that right away

#i understand hyperfixating on a character w no content so bad dw anon </3 #THIS IS A NO DIANTHA HATE ZONE!!!! WE LOVE DIANTHA!!!!!!!! #art tag #champion diantha #pokemon #hehehehehhe dianthas so cool i love her #im so flattered omg ur free to take a chomp of my art…… ill cook a whole meal eat as much as u like #i drew her face funky. ugh. thats ok i like the first drawing #ask tag

[wmnylander]

Auston Matthews on the red carpet at the 2024 NHL All-Star Game

#ask me if im ok #the answer is NO #auston matthews #toronto maple leafs #mine #ALSO HI MO DIDNT SEE U THERE OMG #aus.gif

[yaboisnelf]

im so tired. have dickroy sketches cus i havent posted in 2 months. i wont post again ❤️ when i do itll have duke prommy

#digital art #sketch #dc #procreate #dick grayson #roy harper #they are the worst couple ever. i hope they die happy together. #dg pussy is an illness ☹️☹️☹️ that roy is happy to have 😏😏 its terminal ‼️‼️‼️ #'jason isnt the angry robin' ok well. have you considered hes a 12 year old boy. with evil older brother. yeah. #hes still not yk but also all of them aee because thats (imo) the point of robin. childrens rightous anger at a world that harms them yk #i have a timeline. theyre very on and off couple core. they argue on vacations. theyre never not touching eachother #how many jokes can i fit in here #one time dg was sobbing at the kitchen table and roy was like 'omg r u ok :(' and dg went 'LOOK AT HIM :((((' and sticks his arm out #and shows the ugliest fucking action figure roy has ever seen of himself and roys like 'hes really ugly' and dgs like 'IK I LOVE HIM SMMM' #sometimes when that happens roy asks if dicks on his period #when dg is mad at roy he'll whine to people about him w roy right beside him. roy is normal and just whines to any animal or child he finds #ok im done ❤️

[yangjeongin]

5K FOLLOWERS CELEBRATION: (200104) STRAY KIDS / LEVANTER for @foxinys 💙

#stray kids #createskz #staycompany #bystay #staysource #kpopco #malegroupsnet #*mary #*gif #*5k #omg u know how u asked me if u could send a mucore req and i was like yes its ok but in reality i was like hhhhhngngnhnhngnhn #but i have to confess i had fun KSJDGKSDJ love u ri thanks for requesting <3 long live levanter ! #*ot8 #*mary:skz

[sweetlullabyebye]

Rewatching Strangers from Hell as some sort of weird comedy honestly is very healing, and Moonjo being a clown every ten minutes helps a lot

In the video: Moonjo being unserious for more than a minute

#the first watch of strangers from hell back in 2019 terrified me beyond words #the 100000th rewatch in 2024 is similar to watching mama mia #sure there are very sad parts but then moonjo starts cackling like an evil witch #bro stop spitting in the middle of conversations with the cops #the scene with jieun might scare me more if he wasn't acting like those clown boxee where u open it and BOOM the clown jumps out #also did he rehearse his entrance with the roommates #'ok so when he asks where i am u will point to me and say 'tada' got it?' #moonjo kicking his feet twirling his hair when he gets threatened #'omg u want to kill me? 🥰💕💕' #tw for blood #tw for injuries #seo moonjo #strangers from hell #hell is other people #'do u like murderers' boy 💀💀

[iloveyouitisruiningmylife]

i just came out to a real life person and i think im having a heart attack

#IT WAS SO UNPLANNED I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT AT ALL I DIDN'T EVWN THINK WE WERW FRIENDS?? #she lives in the building next to mine and we go to tui together to divide the auto fare and we've been walking home 2-3 dino se #and she likes kpop and kdramas #but like there isn't that Spark yk like oh ny god i love u best friends forever its a little awkward and formal still #but we were talking about something and oh my god #when we reached home we were standing uski building ke neeche and she was like i want to introduce you to my childhood bestie i think you #two will like each other #and i was like kinda weirded out like um are we that close yet i thought we were just classmates 😭😭 #so i asked ki oh why all of a sudden #and she's like 'i like you' and i look at her and laugh and she said STOP LAUGHING i don't meant it like that im straight ok #and idk something in me snapped i was like oh are u homophobic too? #but pls she didn't know what it meant 😭 so i explained ki do u hate gay people then #she said no no ofc not SO I JUST BLURTED OUT KI good cause im bisexual #THE SHOCK ON HER FACE OMG im saying this now in freaking out now but at that time i said it really coolly and proudly without fumbling #my voice didn't drop down to a low volume or waver or anything (which im so proud bc she's like the first irl person ive come out to face #to face??????? i mean obv childhood friends don't count they're all gay #but anyway she was like OH and then SHE FUMBLED she was like oh nice i respect u very much and it was so awkward i was like haan haan shut #up just don't tell anyone very few ppl know 😭and she wasn't done she was like so as i was saying #we're growing old and real good friendships are getting harder to find and i like you (stop laughing!!) and i hope we don't jinx it #and she literally touched a wooden table lying there and said touchwood???? 😭😭😭😭😭 #now i am thinking why did i tell her she's so extroverted she talks to everyone we go to the same tui this town is tiny #she could tell everyone my parents could find out #but also a part of me is relieved cause im so sick of hiding something that is such a small yet imp part of me #and if she tells everyone then cool maybe there'll be more queer people i can't ve the only queer person in this town and we could be #friends and my parents eh they'd never believe something like that they'll ask me if it's true and ill say nah just rumors dumb kids #and they'll believe me because they'll want to believe me so bad #so no harm #i still don't feel very bestfriendy with her but maybe my standards are too high 😭 idk ig i can't see myself being friends with her #for a long time if we weren't forced by circumstances and i don't like her that much but im happy i got to say it #literally said it omg 'kyunki main hu. bisexual' FUCK THAT FELT GOOD

[fvedyazai]

fvedya . can you PLEASE elaborate on the icelandic penis mueseum that you casually mentioned in the tags . im literlaly begging

YES I CAN

(um i talked quite a bit and i think some people may want to opt out of hearing about this soooo its under the cut)

ok so theres this museum in iceland called the 'the icelandic phallological museum' that features penises. HUNDREDS of specimens' species' penises its so crazy. including whales!! whale penises are wild, a lot of people mistake them for monsters in the ocean (tbf, in grainy photos, they do look like the lochness monster. but no, they're just cocks.)

the museum also has a bistro called the phallus cafe and bistro where you can get penis waffles. and theres a gift shop with penis themed wares.

the penis museum is looking for human donors last i heard. its been a while since i checked in on the museum so take it with a grain of salt, but they have a human penis on display but its really small and sad due to poor conditions and a bad detachment process so they are supposedly looking for a bigger and healthier one!

anyways its like my dream to go there (and omg if i could work there- thatd be so cool!!)

anyways heres the website theres not many photos and its not really explicit or anything (they got to be professional on the internet ykyk) but the waffles look soooooooo yummyyyyyy omg

#TYSM FOR ASKING #my friend is taking a marine biology class and mentioned how they were weirded out by a whole chapter and whale reproduction #and i went into a whole spiel about this museum #listen they chose this. they chose to be friends with me. #also omg im craving those waffles so bad. ive had a penis cookie before when i was in the castro (san francisco gay neighborhood) #but penis waffles??? thats amazing #its so hard when you have interests that ur obsessed with but u cant talk abt it #like the sex work industry and disability-friendly sex toys and leathermen #like how am i supposed to explain that one of the only things id be interested in engineering is safe sex toys like?? #(grrrrr i hate the prude american culture here ughhhhh) #ummmm ok how do i tag this #the icelandic phallological museum #fvedyasks #im so sorry everybody else

[djservo]

Incredibly un-based that there's juicy bro drama happening off screen...

ur so right, apologies:

#miko helped herself to breakfast in just her underwear I Respect It #ok the full scoop: miko asked sergio to take things to the next level via phone(?) notification CAN U BELIEVE #i said 'no way' LMAO listen it's just not in their stars rn we got a story to tell this is hollywood babe!!! #but then i felt bad so i had sergio invite her over (she kept popping up in the lobby anyway umm stalker much?) & let him do his thing #all schmoozy all 'that wasn't me babygirl i would never 'no way' you <333' barffff ANYWAY #kissin huggin makin up the whole 9 yards + they go under the covers + start baby making much to our dismay #immediately after sergio gets the tense moodlet like 'omg what if she has a baby tho...' THE CONDOM BOX WAS RIGHT THERE BABE WHOSE FAULT !! #long story short this is how i learned how to terminate pregnancies via mccc <3 #*tells the whole story* yeah so long story short!! :-) LOL bye #asks #sim spice #just in case 🙄

[dhmis-autism]

update on watching dhmis with my mom; we are on transport, she immidiately noticed the lesley lisence plates in the animated sequence on her own and kept guessing which character was named lesley

the car died and she went ohh poor lesley :( and the GPS showed up and she was like OH! that must be lesley because thats a girl!

also for all u duck kin truthers out there she doubled down on comparing me to him and said that "its ok that you dont want to be him, but you are" so thts great for my allegations ; v ; )

#NEVER beating those #she was like listen...its ok that u dont want to be him. #and i was like yr making it sound like i am him and im just in denial. and she was like yeah bc u are <:] #THANKS MOOOOM #also she liked this one gskdvdn she said it was the least gory so far and so she liked it #SHE ALSO DBDKHS #in the mullhoven sequence when lesley asks if yellows new in town she nodded her head along with him it was so funny #i asked her about it and she was like well i thought she was talking to us!! :O #like mom this is NOT dora #my dhmis postings #SHE JUST THINKS IM DUCK BC HE WORE HEADPHONES AND DIDNT LIKE BEING IN THE CAR AND IM LIKE #IM ONLY THAT WAY BC IM AUTISTIC PLS #she sees any character with headphones and shes like omg! just like my baby girl! :D

[oatbugs]

she's so arrogant and annoying and hot it pisses me off !!!

#like have some shame omg . have some respect #shes soooo certain i will date her she keeps saying shes not worried she doesnt care etc etc bc she knows i want to date her #not even that. she Declared we were dating. like when i was like do u even want this. not just going on dates but acc dating. and she was #like wdym? im already dating you . like ok??? i wasnt informed ig #anyway i said she was arrogant and she said she knows so. #also she did several things when she was drunk that i found cringe/i personally would b embarrassed if i was her but she just found it funn #like genuinely does she have no sense of shame #also her reasoning is that shes too hot to be rejected and since im talking to her instead of... not that makes her certain that #no matter what i say i wont reject her #WHICH MAKES ME WANT TO REJECT HER. DONT TELL ME WHAT I WANT OR WHAT TO DO. UGH. #I WANT TO FIGHT HER FR MEIN GOTT #also i want her to be more romantic i literally told her im not asking her out on the next date lmao #also if we do end up dating properly i have to swear and oath never to argue w her and just communicate slowly and clearly bc imagine #lawyer and philosophy student get into an argument and theyre both scorpios. insane combination imo #INSUFFERABLE. she was also 40 mins late and tbf she did warn me and keep me updated but i was still rly mad at her bc #i was waiting for so long . and i was like . listen im gonna leave. and she walked thru the door. but anyway she apologised but also she #said no ones ever threatened to leave her b4. what do you mean before?? anyway i told her to respect my time more and she was like i cant #believe im being told off by a 21 yr old like bitch ur literally 24 stop acting ancient fuck off #UGH SHES SO IRRITATING. WHY DOESNT SHE CALL ME MORE. #crushposting

[imposterogers]

i was wondering ig i could have your opinon on mcu!bucky barnes (did marvel do him well, his overall character devlopement, him showing up in all the different films, etc)? i love your blog because your opinons have changed the way i write my mcu fanfics and just the way i think of marvel. also, you introduced me to parksborn and i am obssessed!! anways, love your blog -liz

so this is a tricky subject bc people have a Lot of opinions on bucky …. but here is mine. despite having very limited screen time, I think the first few films did a good job. the first avenger, winter soldier, even civil war. there was a lot of subtext we could draw about his character. he wanted to spend his last night home in nyc at a science fair w his best friend. he’s jealous when he meets peggy (not because he wishes he could have her, but he begins to wonder what bis place in steve’s life is now that steve doesn’t technically “need” him). he’s loyal, and brave, and a little sharp around the edges. when he “wakes up” from being the winter soldier, he’s traumatized and haunted. he’s been a POW; brainwashed tortured and manipulated. his body was turned into a weapon, and his mind was rewired. he feels guilty because he remembers. he may not have been in control, but his body did commit these crimes. and his body is still dangerous. he’s tells steve that he’s not sure if he’s worth all this (still insecure and still unsure of where he stands with steve). that’s why he chooses to go back into cryofreeze until shuri can find a way to deprogram the winter soldier. and when he wakes up, he is more free than he has been in almost a century.   tells him but marvel quickly shifted away from this (which I do not agree with). they started treating him like a villain. a whole plotline in fatws was about how he should pay for his crimes. and steve, who told him he’d be with him no matter what, leaves him, and sends him back into the ‘what is my worth?’ and now, he’s going to be in the thunderbolts (a film about mcu villains). so i’m definitely unsure and a little weary of the future of the character 

#ok but ahh????? #i'm glad u like my blog omg #asks #bucky barnes #longpost #um also yes parksborn !!!!! love that!!!!!

[disgustinggf]

Would you let me eat you out after a hard day of work for me?

i would much rather die than touch u. hope this helps :3

#ok but fr what kind of answer do yall expect #omg yes random man online with whom ive never spoken or interacted or didnt even know existed #i would totally let u eat me out thats all i want #UR A GROWN ASS MAN HOW DO U NOT KNOW HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE ONLINE #asks

[princessg3rard]

how you doin?

the most charged question ever omgee :,) uhhh generally doing pretty alright but yk, war, so not that alright :)

I do my best to not vent on this fucking blog bc like y’all don’t need to see that shit. I am not here to trauma dump im here to thirst over the pretty lady that is old enough to be my dad :3

ghost of you did make a brief appearance in my playlist the other night tho. I won’t elaborate that’s already too much but I’m ok now I think

#anon ask #thank u anon #asks #tysm for the ask! #why would u do that #why would u ask me how I’m doing #im ok tho #don’t worry #pls omg #pls dont worry

[homingpigecns]

this is like a sadgirl pathetic post but this guy i met recently at work was like, very direct and polite in being interested in me and i've been feeling him out bc i literally do not know him well enough to have an opinion but i can't like. he is so normal and nice. hes like a nice normal guy. every time i text him he doesn't say anything weird and he's extremely nice. what the hell. he's literally so nice. WHY. does he like. me???? like what's wrong with him that he specifically is interested in me????

#this is not even a low self esteem thing but shdhsbdhsdh every girl in the world is so pretty . me??? why????? #literally the day i met him & he asked me out i barely spoke to him was mind numbingly stupid and crawled on the floor on multiple occasion #i cant text this guy bc every time i have to answer im like. this guy is so fucking normal. me??? hes interested in me???? WHY???? #everyome i try to convey this to is like :// aww he thinks ur cute. stop overthinking. WHATS WRONG WITH HIM #he specifically asked me out by asking the relief nurse what my name was and she offered to give him my number if i was ok w it #I WAS AT WORK..... I JUST SAID YES...... and i was like ok this probably will not go anywhere. he probably wont even text me #he texted me while i was commuting home literally he was still doing cases........ #did i mention i was digging through garbage. literally he was like sorry the surgeon yelled at u she gets so flustered and ir was like no #she yelled at me bc im stupid. did u not notice that im stupid. this guy -- NORMAL -- literally saw me at my lowest and asked me out...... #brandon oscillates #brandon what abt the guy at work u had a thing for I KNOW. im so torn however sjsbdbdhdbbx we are like actually coworkers #this guy if i see him every now and then in passing occasionally in the same room. that guy is my coworker for real #it cant happen. also dbxshsdhshdhe he has a 9 yr old hes too old for me. idk his relationship status but i dont think hes married. #also hes out of my league. also my other coworker told me he thinks hes gay but that hes closeted but that coworker is filipino so #mildly homophobic. i also told him to never tell anyone else that. i dont think hes gay. whatever. #i will miss my impossible crush as my hobby but this guy is nice and ahdhs its psychopathic to give him my number and then reject his date #can u imagine #whatever. im doing high school now i guess. the relief nurse is sooo proud of herself #shdbbd literally when i came back from lunch that day my scrub was like THE DOCTOR LIKES U!!! #and i was lkke omg really??? she doesnt think im stupid???? but it was this guy. and she did still think i was stupid #u know i have concert tickets for next thursday but shdhsd i literally have had too many experiences this year #i am trying to sell tgem #personal