#ask spongebob

[ask-spongebob-and-squidward]

To Squidward, I just wanted to say Nice to meet you. 😊

Its nice to meet you too

#ask blog #human!squidward #art #digital art #squidward #ask spongebob

[hg-aneh]

shined too bright

#good omens 2 #good omens 2 fanart #crowley good omens #crowley #good omens #gos2spoilers #Twinkliel #gos2 #good omens comic #i remember someone asked me to do this but my askbox is a mess i cant find anything #:( #I've never watched spongebob in my life dkgbdng

[nicktoonsunite]

Part 1 / Part 2

#nicktoons unite #danny phantom #spongebob squarepants #jimmy neutron #the fairly oddparents #timmy turner #comic #dewdles #ask to tag

[hellsitegenetics]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

SpongeBob SquarePants

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he

SpongeBob SquarePants

if nautical nonsense be something you wish

SpongeBob SquarePants

then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBobbbbb SquarePantsssssa

arharharharhar

*flute noises*

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Closest match: Trifolium dubium genome assembly, chromosome: 6 Common name: Lesser trefoil

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#tumblr genetics #genetics #asks #requests #sent to me #spongebob squarepants #plants #flowers #lesser trefoil #the dubious dubium...

[the-witchhunter]

Ghost King Danny and what have you, but the Infinite Realms only connects to the Nicktoons. So Danny sings over in FOP, vacations in Retroville, bonds with Neptune down in Bikini Bottom over sons (Dan and Triton) and daughters (Dani and Mindy) that cause them stress, Overshadows Jenny (which probably counts as a level of intimacy Constantine would be jealous of), relaxes over in Rugrats/Wild Thornberrys, messes with Zim, etc

Then Danny gets summoned to DC because someone wanted to summon the king of a multiverse. Danny's friends and foes are not amused. How dare that random universe steal their king buddy/enemy!

Nightwing: Don’t make me do this SpongeBob *pulls out escrima sticks”

SpongeBob: You’ve left me no choice

———

I am highly amused by this but that was as much as I got

Nicktoons Vs DC

#dp x dc #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #danny fenton #dpxdc #nicktoons #nicktoons unite #spongebob #nightwing #answered asks #anon ask #I’m highly amused but it’s like 1:30 am rn #someone please take this and do something with this #because all I can think about is SpongeBob vs dick Grayson

[midnightfrappe]

What about making candy bracelets and Candy necklaces? Then the kiddos are safe and can still be creative?

'' I think that's not possible anymore, the candy attracts certain… pests. But! Who needs bracelets anyways? We still have much to do in the daycare, right, right?! ''

In reference to this previous ask

#daycare attendant #sundrop #fnaf sun #moondrop #fnaf moon #fnaf sb #glamrock chica #fnaf chica #my asks #my art #first drawing of the year! #idk why i put more effort in this ask #especially with the last panel #the realistic frames in spongebob be like:

[preacherboyd]

I need your help. House M.D. | 2x13 Skin Deep

#james wilson #greg house #hilson #houseedit #housemdedit #house md #house 2x13 #tor gifs #house laughing... :') #okay but house asking wilson to do his mri #and wilson cracking jokes to cheer him up :')))))))))))))))) #im face down spongebob sobbing .gif rn

[askpetrikov]

Simon why do you sound like spongebob

I'm burning those tapes.

NOOOO, it's a historical relic!!

#adventure time #adventure time fanart #adventure time fionna and cake #adventure time rp #ask blog #ask simon petrikov #atimers #fionna and cake #simon adventure time #simon petricock #cake the cat #fanart #spongebob #spongebon squarepants

[choraa]

the OG NU squad

#nicktoons unite #danny phantom #spongebob squarepants #jimmy neutron #fairly oddparents #crossover #spunch's bracelets are from izzy's idea for his gauntlets! #subconsciously made jimmy and timmy match somehow #doodlios #finally drew them all together lol #/eyestrain tw #just in case ask to tag

[mangaken]

What do you guys do in the summer?

relaxing(not) in beach,, maybe..

#nicktoons unite #ask mangaken #jimmy timmy #jimmy neutron #timmy turner #spongebob squarepants #myart

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i'm sorry what the hot fluffy mcFUCK do you mean SpongeBob is an ONGOING television show????

#well shit now i want a hot fluffy mcFuck muffin #no but honestly i assumed and prayed spongebob ended circa 2013 #idk i stopped being subjected once my younger siblings outgrew it #also no one asked but: i empathized with squidward FAR beyond any empathy i could possibly summon towards SpongeRobert and his ilk #(his ilk is patrick) #(i will fry patrick like an egg i DESPISE that starfisheryfucker)

[balloonboyismyson]

A swell birthday gift!

#Spongebob Squarepants #Eugene Krabs #Mr. Krabs #SBSP #Mr Krabs #MyArt #comic #//AT FIRST I MADE IT 1 YEAR’S PAY BUT I ASKED MY SISTER AND SHE THOUGHT 2 YEARS IS MORE ACCURATE

[ask-eugene-h-krabs]

Mr. Krabs invented the Krabby Patty by accident after drinking enough tequila to kill a horse

Mr. Krabs has a net worth greater than the GDP of some G7 nations

Mr. Krabs is not afraid of Eminem

Mr. Krabs has been cited in over 300 divorce filings and at least 2 wrongful death lawsuits

Mr. Krabs has never been found criminally liable for what happened to Mayor McNalley

Mr. Krabs is functionally immortal and will likely outlive multicellular life

#ask-eugene-h-krabs #mr krabs #spongebob squarepants #nickelodeon #nicktoons

[nicktoonsunite]

This is gonna be short and sweet and to the point. MORE HUMAN SPONGEBOB. Ehm thank you

I don't think I've posted this human bobert doodle here yet but here you go, as a treat

#spongebob squarepants #dewdles #nu band au #anon #asks

[lady-charinette]

Grow in followers? Grow in fame?

Sir, this is tumblr.

We don't grow, we fester.

#tumblr #meme #spongebob meme #spongebob #a irl friend of mine asked me on which app i use more facebook or instagram #i said tumblr #she asked if you can get popular quickly there and 'grow your following' #it sounded a bit like a cult #wait maybe this DOES fit tumblr...

[marclef]

Fake Pep looks like a very spongy fellow…

Like, you put that man in a bath and he’ll just soak up all the water like a sponge would do 🤔

well, the way i see it, Fake HATES being in water. it messes with his skin and makes him lose his form, so unless it's like, a real nice, comfy warm bath, it probably isn't too pleasant.

.... but, what he CAN do, drinking liquids doesn't hurt him, his insides are more "sturdy" and can absorb it better. so if he were to be put in, let's say, a container of sorts filled with water, he'd probably just try to drink all of the water in order to get it off of him.

something that Peppino unfortunately found out once while trying to get Fake to take a bath.

so... i guess he DOES work kinda like a sponge, in certain situations. Fake sure doesn't like doing it that much though... it takes forever to get all that water absorbed.

(featured: One Sopping Wet Bag of Goop (basically just a water bed at this point.))

#he gets real grumpy and sluggish when he's filled up like that. a lot less pleasant for him than being full of food. #he MAY be able to tolerate you laying down on his squishy self but don't push your luck. #also hey SORRY ANON FOR UHH KINDA LEAVING THIS ASK FOR A MONTH HOPE ALL IS GOOD 👍 #my art #pizza tower #pizza tower fake peppino #literally just like that Spongebob episode where Gary takes a bath. but instead of Spongebob soaking the bath up. now it's Gary. #there is no need to take a bath if the bath is INSIDE of you!! *taps forehead*