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#ask la squadra
stand anon here!
i would love to ask the boys on how old they are...
if that's not to much for you right now?
Umm...Risotto is...twenty...eight?
Sorry!I honestly don't know how old they are...But there's some confidential file somewhere in Risotto's office where I can find all the info we need about the gang!
Prosciutto: "Stai lontana dall'ufficio del capo, picciriddazza. Quello non ci pensa due volte a crocifiggerti."
(Stay away from capo's office, picciriddazza. He won't hesitate to crucify you.)
"Non ho nessuna intenzione di farmi bussare come un portone dal capo...Tu quanti anni hai, Prosciutto?"
(Oh c'mon, I'm not that silly. I know the capo would rip me in half... Whatever, how old are you Prosciutto?)
Prosciutto: "Di sicuro sono più vecchio di te. Tu sei una fanciullina sei."
(I'm definitely older than you. You're a kid, a little girl.)
"... sempre pronto a far polemica ma mai ad aiutare. Voi altri invece?"
(...wow, thanks for your generous help. What about the rest of you guys?)
Melone:"Boia deh bimba, un se pò dire. Qui ci vuole un favore, peffozza. "
(Sorry bimba, it's a secret. If you really wanna know you gotta give me something in exchange.)
Formaggio:" Melone c'ha 26 anni e io invece ne ho 27, chicca."
(Melone's 26 and I'm 27, chicca.)
Melone:" Maremma diahola, Formi! Picchè gliel'hai detto?!"
(Maremma diahola, Formi!Why did you tell her?!)
Formaggio:"...Ghiaccio credo ne abbia...ventiquattro?"
(Ghiaccio is... twenty four?)
Ghiaccio:" 25. Ne ho 25, Dio vigliacco."
(25. I'm 25. Dio vigliacco.)
Illuso:"Di che anno eri tu già?"
(When were you born, again?)
Ghiaccio:" 76. Ciamami 'bocia' e ti tiro una testata nel cuore."
(1976. Call me a 'bocia' and I'll rip your heart.)
Illuso: "boja fauss, bocia è milanese, pciu. Al massimo tu sei un 'gagnino'."
('bocia' is Milanese,pciu. I would call you 'gagnino')
Ghiaccio:"Tasi. Maledetto il doppio dio e la tua potentissima mamma troia. Ti ho sentito dire 'pirla' e 'ciaparat' non so quante volte.Dio pompelmo."
(Shut it.Maledetto il doppio dio. I've heard you saying 'pirla' and 'ciaparat' a thousand times. Dio pompelmo)
Illuso:" We, io a Milano ci ho lavorato per anni neh."
(I worked in Milan for many years, you know?)
Formaggio:"Quanti Lulù? Quanto sei vecchio??"
(how many? How OLD are you, Lulù?)
Illuso:"NON SI OSA."
( MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.)
Melone:" 27. Illuso ha ventisette anni"
(27. Illuso is twenty seven.)
Illuso:" Ovviamente chi me l'ha messo nel culo è il mostro di Firenze."
(Of course the 'monster of Florence' is the one who fucked me up.)
"Finiamo il giro dato che ci siamo, Pesci?"
(What about you, Pesci?)
Pesci:" 21, uagliò."
Formaggio:" Ma sei 'n pischello!"
Melone:" Un bimbo! Un cittino-ino-ino"
Prosciutto:" un picciriddu."
Risotto:" un figghiolu."
"un cinno!"
(a kid)
-La Principessa della Squadra
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Bolognina's LPDS's linguistic notes under the cut:
Bocia: kid' in Milanese ( Milan's dialect)
Gagnino: kid' in Torinese (Turin's dialect)
Pischello: 'kid' in Romanesco (Rome's dialect)
Cittino: 'kid' in Tuscan dialect (Siena)
Picciriddu: 'kid' in Sicilian dialect (Palermo)
Figghiolu: 'kid' in Sicilian dialect (Messina)
Cinno: 'kid' in Bolognese (Bologna's dalect)
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tenthgrove · 2 years
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prosci 🗿 I found pictures of you on a train. Why was you just letting your soggy old man buns hang loose in public 🗿
Pesci: “Please stop crying Fra… your hair is wonderful I promise!”
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corpsoir · 1 year
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idk if ur still taking scribble ideas but i think risotto likes to just hang out with metallica out sometimes hes like watching a scary movie and he lets them chill out on his shoulder or on his hat
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this is the fourth time they watch it in a row
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Reader being held by the face by a really pissed/horny prosciutto? He doesn't like the reader being bratty, and she is about to know that~
OMGGG THANKS FOR BEING MY FIRST REQUEST HERE, DEAR ANON.
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I hope you like it ;)
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sboopie · 1 year
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40-exact sciences with Melone? That palette was made for him
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listened to verbatim the entire time i was drawing this
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ask-la-squadra · 2 months
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Hey everyone,
Taking inspiration from one of my favourite blogs @ask-team-bucciarati I am starting this page.
Ran by @pannac0ttafug0
Disclaimers:
- There is a lot less canon info for La Squadra's members so this is going to be very headcanon based, if people submit scenarios or ideas that I like I will use those too
- I am a very busy person so I will try to be as frequent as possible however I attend university and work and try to maintain a steady social life so please forgive me in advance, I will try to answer every possible ask but forgive me if some of them take a while
- I am basing this on them all being alive and only 'defeated' in the canon rather than killed, after Giorno assumes position as Don, they are rehired as a hitman team, also Gelato and Sorbet are still alive
Anyway I will probably add to this as time goes on, my limits are anything heavily NSFW as I'd like this blog to be accessible for minors too and I'd feel uncomfortable posting that kind of thing on here, if you're unsure of that limit, submit anyway, and if your ask isn't posted you know why :) (Thirsting and jokes are allowed just nothing too explicit)
Swearing will be censored but this is a mafia crew of adults its going to be there
Anything that is in the original media (mention of sex, condoms, swearing, drugs etc) is allowed however if it gets too explicit I wont answer since I don't want to make it more NSFW than the original. For example, drugs are mentioned but mostly in a bad way and therefore I will not be posting about drugs in a positive light (besides cigs, alcohol, and weed). I hope this makes sense.
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Got any headcanons about team Bucciarati and their relationships/thoughts on the members of La Squadra? :eyes:
Yes!!! I love this ask! This is gonna take place in my everyone lives au, that most of my headcanons take place in. SPOILER WARNING btw
this one is kind of long.
-firstly, Trish hates them all and for good reason.
-secondly, Bruno has an issue with their morals when it comes to selling drugs. Because drugs are like, his least favorite thing. They call him no drugs Bruno.
-Thirdly, they all adore Sorbet and Gelato!
FORMAGGIO:
- Giorno gets along with formaggio alright, he thinks he is a piece of shit though. But he finds his shrinking stand to be very interesting and they have combined their powers together before to make a tiny jungle.
-Narancia and Mista are best buddies with Formaggio, and they cause chaos all the time. Narancia and Formaggio have a little rivalry going on though because of their fight, but they’re pals because they are all dumbasses.
-Fugo hates him because when Fugo gets upset about something, Formaggio will activate his stand to make him small so his yelling is higher pitched.
-Abbacchio doesn’t like when Formaggio is around because he makes the loud ones even louder. He has a special pair of noose cancelling headphones for when he visits.
-Bruno doesn’t really talk to or like Formaggio.
ILLUSO:
-Giorno respects him for the fight they had and the determination he showed. Hates his guts though.
-Illuso can’t forgive Giorno, Fugo, or Abbacchio for causing him to go through so much pain. He doesn’t know if he blames Giorno or Fugo more for getting infected so bad with Purple haze. Those three don’t really like Illuso that much, Giorno is the only one that at least respects him out of the trio.
-Bruno thinks his stand is neat because he likes other dimension stands.
-Trish thinks his hair is ugly.
PESCI and PROSCIUTTO:
-Prosciutto likes Narancia because he reminds him a little bit of a braver Pesci. Pesci doesn’t like Narancia because he is jealous of him/thinks his big bro likes him more (which isn’t true). Narancia won’t forget how prosciutto made him look like a rotten grape.
-Mista likes Prosciutto because he shot him three times in the head, if it had been four times his ghost would hate him. He thinks Pesci looks like a pineapple.
-Abbacchio thinks Prosciutto is wonderful because he was the cause of “the best nap of his life” when he was in the turtle on the train. Like sure it almost cost him his life, but to be able to sleep like that again.
-Bruno doesn’t think Pesci is anything like Narancia, but can see where prosciutto is coming from. Bruno didn’t like Pesci at first, and is often irritated with him. But he does have a soft spot for him now.
MELONE:
-I think they all hate Melone to be honest.
GHIACCO: (or however you spell his name)
-Fugo and him talk about their anger issues and pet peeves, and Fugo gives him advice about how to control your anger better. They surprisingly get along alright, but if they are both upset at each other it is bad.
-Mista likes to irritate him. Narancia irritates him, but not on purpose.
-He and Giorno and Fugo went ice skating one time, he made the ice rink. It was summer. People were confused.
RISOTTO:
-Abbacchio doesn’t like him, there can be only one best dressed goth in town.
-Bruno respects him and likes how he cares about his team. Risotto likes Bruno, but what is up with that haircut? When his team complains to him about something he will say “well at least you aren’t working for a guy with an ugly haircut like bucciarati” and someone from his team responds with “yeah, but we get the ugly hat …”.
-Risotto likes Narancia because of how he “let him” use his stand that one time. Narancia thinks Risotto has a better outfit than Abbacchio, but he won’t say it.
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thiscatdraws · 5 months
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What are the species of some members of La Squadra and Unita Especiale that you didn’t draw in the MLP AU?
Oh sure! Here's what I've got...
La Squadra:
Risotto - Blackgaze/Dragonpony
Formaggio - Big Cheese/Breezie
Illuso - Delulu/Unicorn
Proscuitto - Old Soul/Donkey
Pesci - Gone Fishin'/Sea Serpent
Melone - Life Hacks/Siren
Ghiaccio - Snowball/Cat
Unita Speciale:
Diavolo - Cordyceps/Changeling
Squalo - Shark Attack/Siren
Tiziano - Liar Liar/Hippogriff
Carne - Mincemeat/Minotaur
Cioccolata - Deathcap/Unicorn
Secco - Dig Dug/Diamond Dog
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ask-sorlato · 6 days
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Hello People!!
Been thinking about starting one of these for awhile and I finally found the courage so I'm starting an ask blog/fresh blog all together! Been wanting to for ages and I've also been inspired from my other favourite jjba ask blogs out here so I decided to join!
Anyways, without further ado, here are some rules and possible notes about this blog
As there isn't much canon of Sorbet and Gelato in the show like at all, this will be primarily headcanon based (I'll list some at the bottom)
I will accept some nsfw/spicy given that they are not too extreme (they are gay Italians, some spiciness is to be expected after all)
If I don't answer an ask straight away or at all, it's because I'm either busy with college stuff, burnt out, or the less likely option is that I may be uncomfortable with the ask (rule above this one)
No hate, otherwise Sorbet will set Gelato on you
Be nice pleaseee
Extra note before the Headcanons is that this will be set post-events of golden wind in an au where the La Squadra live and so do Sorbet and Gelato (I will further elaborate in the Headcanons)
And here are my Headcanons for them!
Sorbet is 33 and Gelato is 32
Sorbet can cook and Gelato is banished from the kitchen unless under TIGHT supervision
Gelato used to be in the army
Sorbet is really good with guns
Gelato is really good with knives
They are married (ofc)
Instead of dying, they managed to escape Cioccolata and Secco after having been captured on a complete whim, though not completely unscathed (they were both traumatised+left with a few scars)
Gelato is an unhinged, feral little-
Sorbet is the rational half of their dynamic
After Don Giorno defeated the boss and took over, they settled down (still kept in contact with La Squadra though, they are familia after all)
Speaking of which, they treat them all like their children with a few exceptions (I.e. Risotto, Prosciutto)
Sorbet is 6'0" and Gelato is 5'8"
These Headcanons will be updated with time. Anyways, hope you all enjoy! (:
(mod- @bustingitdownautismstyle)
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squadrah · 9 months
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So you had two asks about La Squadra being toddlers, but what about them being old/older men? Maybe in their 40-50's or as senile old people. And my mind ain't exactly wondering there, but what do you think they'd be like as dilfs?
I managed to find an old post where I was asked what they would be like as old man: here it is! You also reminded me that I had once written about them as parents in general, and I could have sworn I published it, but I ended up finding it at last in my drafts, so I'll make sure to queue it after publishing this ask!
That just leaves the question at the end, ehe... I will try to do these from the perspective of a young adult, probably a friend of their child(ren), while they themselves are in their forties and fifties.
Risotto: His sheer size and deep voice are already enough to set the butterflies aflutter, so the way he wears sleeveless shirts and dirty overalls at home is almost too much. He is best observed in the garage where he enjoys quietly working with power tools, and nobody can look at his work table without imagining him sweeping off the clutter to make room for them instead...
Formaggio: He ages so gracefully he looks like he could still be in his thirties, but the way he cracks open a cold one while giving clever responses and showing at least basic knowledge of just about any topic introduced hints at decades of experience in a variety of areas. Whenever he playfully manhandles his spouse in the kitchen, guests cannot help but chug their own cold beverages in vain.
Prosciutto: Never seen without his signature dress shirts and crisp trousers, and when he's around, the temperature always drops enough that all unnecessarily noise and frolic dies down. Most agree they would not want to live with him as their father, the bar is just too high in that respect, but nobody would mind him in a hotel chair with a bourbon in his hand and ordering them to get to work...
Pesci: At first he seems nothing special, especially because he's not much respected by his children, but as soon as he easily lifts something that he ought to struggle with at his size, and tells you how much he think it weighs by touch, the magic begins, and those who have gone on fishing trips with him on the weekend and watched him reel in that big bass are now smitten for life.
Ghiaccio: Whenever you meet him, he's either preparing to go for a run or has just returned from it all sweaty and glistening, and no real decrease of stamina to show for it. Going to the gym with him is a rite of passage; he will explain every machine and challenge you to various feats of endurance. Spotting is obligatory, and many hit the showers afterwards in greater frustration than they began.
Melone: That one anon ask of "your dad looks gnc af" sums him up perfectly, he is so impeccably and unabashedly A Look and An Icon that all his various issues are easily buried in a tidal wave of gender envy and lust. His children are so confident and well-educated when it comes to sex that their friends can only imagine what a wealth of experience could be gained from the fountain head.
Illuso: He always lets his luscious long hair down at home, physically and metaphorically, and exudes such minor soap opera antagonist vibes that his heckling his children and spouse come off as almost entertaining, a good example of how much people forgive to a pretty face and a nice tall figure. He's not above teasing his guests either, and you will either hate him for it or want to kiss him.
Sorbet: He's not conventionally attractive and seems to love his plants more than his children, but he has a certain Addams Family aesthetic about him that carries his dry wit and odd ways perfectly, especially when he's trimming his bonsai or is outside gardening in the shade in special gloves and up to his neck in dirt. You are welcome to indulge his obscure opera obsession, but watch out.
Gelato: That one extremely friendly dad that claps you on the shoulder and shoves a drink into your hand as soon as (and even before) you hit drinking age, and is always two seconds away from hugging you and kissing you on both cheeks in a fit of camaraderie and general mirth. Watching him grill sausages and cook in a big outdoor cauldron permanently changes your brain chemistry.
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dolce-tenebra-toscana · 2 months
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BUONGIORNO/BUONA SERA.
Ho una richiesta ma questa è serie (non come tu sai quale HAAHAHAH)
Chi tra la squadra preferisce il cioccolato al latte, cioccolato fondente, cioccolato bianco, cioccolato extrafondente etc?
Amoooo, nel mentre che faccio pulizia nell'askbox ti rispondo 💜💜👀👀
( tvb and to all you lovelies i now accept anonymous asks )
La Squadra's fave chocolate type 🍫🍫
Risotto ✂️: extra dark chocolate, and as our beloved capo would say " Amaro come la vita " ( as bitter as life )
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Prosciutto 🍖 : cioccolato di modica; as a proud sicilian he can't but be fond of the traditional chocolate they make in Modica! A decadent delicacy...just like him~
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Formaggio 🧀: milk chocolate; this man has the taste buds of a child when it comes to sweets, so give him some ovetti kinder and he is happy lol 🤣
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Illuso 🔎: cioccolato gianduia; not really into chocolate but if it's balanced with the toasty aroma of hazelnuts. His palate is as picky as him, and will bully you for your own preferences ( sto str*nzo )
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Melone 🍈: chilli chocolate; more than the taste he likes the sensation it leaves on it's tongue ( lil weirdo) and of course he uses this type of chocolate to seduce his next target, watch out ladies cause purple boy here likes it spicy~
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Ghiaccio 🧊: doesn't like chocolate; sorry but our favourite vicentino is very picky and selective so chocolate doesn't even have a spot in his top 20 foods 😅 he will give it to you if he happen to have some, just cause then you'll have to return the favor
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Pesci 🐟: white chocolate; pesci could literally eat sugar straight out of the jar and still say is too bitter 😅 but because of this he is the only one that enjoy the marvelous, delicious, amazing white chocolate like the literate fella he is 😌
( whoever says the contrary, LIARS )
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Question for the admin! How we should call you? How does La Squadra call you?
Hello~ You can call me how you want, anon! Some people use LPDS (which stands for La Principessa della Squadra). Besides, I don't really have a nickname so-
Formaggio: "A chi vuoi cojonà, pischella?"
(Who do you think we are? You can't fool us, girl.)
"???"
Melone:" ...Oh sì 'he c'hai ir nichneim, cittina~"
(You do have a nickname, cittina)
"No Melone, non ce l'ho. Non ci provare."
(No, I don't. Don't you even try, Melone.)
Ghiaccio: "Dai tosa, digli come ti 'ciamiamo dioböîa."
(C'mon tosa, tell them how we call you, dioböîa.)
Pesci:"Gli è proprio nu bell nichneim!"
(I also think it's a cute name!)
Prosciutto:"Che c'è picciriddazza, ti vergogni del tuo nome?"
(What's wrong, picciriddazza? Are you ashamed of your own name?)
"BONA LÈ. NON È IL MIO NOME! NON MI CHIAMO COSÌ!"
(STOP IT. THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S NOT MY NAME!)
Illuso:" We, se non lo dici tu, lo diciamo noi."
(Look, if you're not gonna say it, we will.)
Risotto: "Al mio tre, carusi. Unu...Dui.."
(On the count of three, carusi. One...Two.)
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BOLOGNINAAA~
"VI ODIO."
(I HATE YOU)
-La Principessa della Squadra
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tenthgrove · 2 years
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Can I bonk La Squadra? Like, use a squeaky toy hammer to bonk their heads?
-🥲
Risotto: “Well, I should be immune, you cannot reach my height.”
*Ghiaccio and Gelato, resident short kings, look around nervously*
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sisterkosho · 7 months
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What made you dislike Bucci Gang aside from them killing La Squadra, mostly your fave Illuso?
Didn't they also kill people to reach their goal, but the Bucci Gang doing it for the greater good, and the La Squadra doing it to overthrow the Boss and continue the drug trade by themselves.
To be honest, I think the fandom contributed pretty heavily to my dislike of the Bucci gang. I actually didn’t mind them all that much when I first watched part 5, but the way a lot of their fans (mostly on Twitter) tend to behave towards criticism or even just any slightly negative opinion of the characters is just… yikes. I feel like a lot of people tend to forget that even though the Bucci gang were the protagonists, they were still in the mafia and did just as many bad things as everyone else regardless of their reasoning behind it. No one in Passione had the moral high ground. There were no good guys and bad guys. Just a bunch of messed up people in unfortunate circumstances who all had their own reasoning for doing what they did. Some were worse than others, yes. But they were all criminals at the end of the day.
It’s easy to see La Squadra as the villains because they’re presented as such in the series, but their motives had very little to do with the drug trade. Yes, they were severely underpaid and jealous of the money that the drug peddlers were making, and it’s possible that this was the reason that Sorbet and Gelato attempted to find out Diavolo’s identity in the first place. But the reason that Risotto and the rest of La Squadra ended up going after him was ultimately more about revenge and getting their team the respect they deserved. This is mainly why I don’t like referring to them as villains. Because to me, their reasoning was just as valid as the Bucci gang’s.
Despite this though, their fans really like to try and villainize La Squadra, while making it seem as though the Bucci gang could do no wrong. When again, neither one was worse than the other. And they take this to the absolute extreme. Personally, I only have experience with the Fugo fans going after me. But I’ve seen and heard about similar things happening time and time again, and it’s just kind of ruined the characters and any enjoyment I might’ve had of them imo. I’m aware that not ALL Bucci gang fans are like this, and it’s mostly just on jojotwt which is a special kind of hell, but it’s definitely made me a little bitter.
The plot armor they were given in the series also drives me absolutely insane. It didn’t bother me too much the first time around, but rewatching part 5 really made me realize how stupid a majority of the fights were. There were SO MANY instances where La Squadra could’ve and should’ve won, but didn’t for the absolute dumbest reasons. This is admittedly a bit more of a petty reason for disliking the Bucci gang, but it’s just so frustrating to me watching those fights back- I also just kinda find some of them annoying but if I talk about that too much I fear I’ll be obliterated,
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Rank the jojo villains from your favorite to least favorite I need to know now that I know Pucci is a favorite 👁
I’ll do my best here 😭
Favourite
- Pucci
- Kira (not my absolute favourite but is my muse)
- Dio
- Funny Valentine
- Toru
- Kars
- Diavolo
Least favourite
Listen, Diavolo is severely under-utilized and, unlike every other Jobro vs Jofoe, Giorno and Diavolo actually don’t have much at odds with one another. Symbolically maybe, but fundamentally,, not really. He’s kinda a weaker ver of what Kira already did best.
Though again I like all of the jjba villains that’s why I draw them so often pff so take all of this with a grain of salt. I feel like my opinions on all of them are too complex to have a true “ranked list”
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sboopie · 1 year
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Hi I love your art!! :) if you’re still doing the palette thing may I request 32-first murder with Risotto?
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enter sandman
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