#ashley 🤠

[thoroughfared]

#cowgirl clue #ashley calhoun #trailblaze is 🫶🤠✨

[onmyyan]

🐮🐄🤠

I wanna tease Ashley dressed up like a cow. What’s his reaction to this? Especially if we actually post pregnancy and leakin

Get ready to get pregnant again cuz you're poking the bear with this one

"Darlin you seen my-"

His words seemed to fizzle out as he entered your shared bedroom, his eyes widen almost comically as he drinks you in, the cow print number you had on left little to the imagination, and God help him he could see you leaking through the top, he was on you before he could stop himself, pulling your soft perfect form against his front, Ash finds himself unable to speak, his hands doing the talking as he thumbs the flimsy straps on your hips, massaging the flesh tenderly, a slow chuckle leaves his lips as he noses along your collar, "Now ain't you the prettiest thing I ever did see."

"I-"

"Hush now Mama, we can talk later."

#yananswers #anon submission #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere x y/n #yandere oc x reader #ashley x reader #ashley hunt

[laf-outloud]

odetteannable The love I have for this show and these people. 🤠🤍🤠 Please tune in tonight for Season 4 y’all! @thecwwalker

Ashley and Kearran look fabulous! As does that steak in front of Mitch!

#walker #jared padalecki #keegan allen #mitch pileggi #molly hagan #violet brinson #kale culley #ashley reyes #jeff pierre #coby bell #kearran giovanni #walker bts #walker 4.01 #walker crew #walker wednesday! #where's Keegan? #matt pascua #please tell me someone took a photo of our resident photographer? #lol!

[hiaon]

"Fun fact: Did you know ___ But you already knew that.."

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Disclaimer!: Angst

You

Btw do you know that Starfish that doesn't have a brain ☝️☝️☝️

William

Ahh.. That's probably why Patrick is so dumb lmfaooo 🤠

You

You're so right 😔 but poor starfishes

1 day later

You

Hi!! Do you want to hangout with my NEWW friend? She's new to my school soo don't scare her away!!

William

Sure sure, I'm not even going to talk to her 🙄

You

Heyy don't be mean to her 😶😶.. But did you know that Polar bears have dark skin??

William

What. I thought it was white like how cats are usually are-

You

Ikrr!! It was such an important information ☝️☝️

William

It was 💯

4 hours later after hanging out with Ashley

William

Ashley is actually really nice.

You

Yupp she might be your future girlfriend ooohhhh~~

William

Don't be ridiculous.

You

Hm.. Did you know that the only mammal that can fly is a bat!

William

Wait- what's a mammal again.?

You

Uhhh wait a minute

William

No I asked you, not Google ☺️☺️

You

Ugh. I don't know 😞

William

Dumbass.

You

You we're the one that asked a question ⁉️ Not me, so clearly you're the stupid one here mister

2 Days later without any contact.

You

Willyy, do you want to hang out with me?

William

Not right now, I'm hanging out with Ashley.

You

Oh. Well then, do you know Sea otters hold hands so they don't drift apart. They are so cutee

William

Oh Ashley just told me that earlier.

You

Oh, alright

1 day later

You

Willyyyy can you pleaseee hang out with mee

William

I mean you can join me with Ashley

You

Okayokay I'll be theree

William

Just don't make us wait.

You

Sheeshg no need to be so cold 🥶

2 days later

You

Did you know that a shrimp's heart is in its head?

William

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

You

WOWZERS we almost said the same thinggg!!

William

Ashley said that to me.

You

Ohh, okayy

4 hours later

You

Willy can I talk to you alone for a second??

William

I can't right now, I'm with Ashley. You can just tell me in the phone, I don't have the time for this.

You

Ahh okay it's alright it wasn't important anyways

William

What a waste for time, don't text me if it wasn't that important.

You

Sure

5 days later without any contact

William

Mosquitoes are kinda annoying, but they are kinda cool.

You

Huh? I thought you hated them??

William

My perspective was changed after Ashley told me about cool facts about it.

You

Cool cool

4 days without any contact

You

Heyya Willy do you want to hangout like the old times?? It's been a while

William

I can't, I'm with Ashley rn.

You

Ah, right, like always. You've been hanging out with her more often than me now..

William

Is that bad.?

You

It's like, your forgetting about me.

William

You know I'm going to be here with you always.

You

You're the only true friend I ever had.

William

Hey.

You

Tell me, William. Is Ashley your only true friend .?

William

Hey [N/N]. Why aren't you using my nickname, your starting to stress me out.

Seen

Hey. Don't leave me on read.

Seen

Hey!!

1 day later

William

Hello? Are you still mad at me?

Seen

1 day later

William

Hey. I really miss you, where are you I don't see you at school anymore.

It was stupid of me that I could replace my only best friend like that.

The time has finally come, I actually admitted that I'm stupid.

Seen 2 minutes ago

Hey.. stop ignoring me..

Seen

1 day later

William

Btw did you know, your eyes blink around 20 times a minute.

Your ears never stop growing.

Earwax is actually a type of sweat.

Sent 10 minutes ago

You're not even bothering to see my messages.

"Did you know that Starfishes doesn't have a brain? But.. you already knew that."

[This user is no longer available.]

Inspired by: tt- @yzyharukn

Made me cry a little bit too much-

[250 likes special✓]

#Spotify #angst #x male reader #x you #oneshot #fun facts

[sungbeam]

𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐒 — mutuals!

welcome to my moot directory! here you'll find a list of some of my moots :') as well as links to their important pages like masterlists and the like ❤️ send them lots of love, and if ur a moot of mine and would like an emoji pls lmk <3 (or if we have yet to interact, then pls come say hi !!)

**in alphabetical order:

[❄️] ally @/winterchimez m.list

[🤠] ash @/ethereal-engene m.list

[💿] ashley @/serafilms m.list

[🎧] bar @/mosviqu, @/rrxnjun m.list, @/sohnric m.list

[] beck @/noramoons m.list

[😈] britt @/biaswreckingfics m.list

[] bro @/bro-atz m.list

[🐇] bun @/honeyhypen navi

[🧸] cat @/wuahae m.list

[] cece @/ceebit m.list

[🍳] chip /hongssami navi

[🎶] chip @/jaehunny m.list

[] clover @/cloverdaisies navi

[] codi @/tbzhub navi

[🍏] crys @/stayarmytinyzenmoa-l navi/m.list

[🍐] dal @/hongyangi, @/coboftea m.list

[] daisy @/daisyvisions m.list

[🌹] dora @/littleroaes m.list

[🍪] em @/goldenhypen m.list

[🩰] eris @/tranquilpetrichor m.list | learn abt ballet!

[☕️] fawn @/juyeonszn m.list

[] gill @/astrae4 m.list

[🐣] gina @/sunlightwoo navi/m.list

[] hana @/wqnwoos m.list

[] heather @/soonyoungblr m.list

[🌸] hua @/polarisjisung m.list

[] ipah @/i520cm m.list

[🍡] isa @/sseastar m.list

[🌱] izzy @/from-izzy navi

[🐳] j @/justalildumpling navi/m.list

[] jasper @/starlitmark m.list

[🍩] june @/lastscenic navi

[] k @/deobienthusiast m.list

[🦥] ki @/hoshiseon navi

[🦜] kyuzu @/boba-at-323 m.list

[🍰] lacey @/haet-sal m.list

[] lennon @/strayed-quokka m.list

[] loki @/alohajun navi/m.list

[] mae @/sureogi m.list

[] mai @/1-800-lixie m.list

[🐬] mako @/seolboba m.list

[] mars @/mars101 m.list

[🪼] matty @/stealanity m.list

[🦋] maya @/kimsohn m.list

[🍈] mel @/jaeyunnies navi/m.list

[🫧] mona @/quaissants navi/m.list

[] moni @/softsan m.list

[🦝] moni @/zzoguri m.list

[☀️] nana @/loveliestfelix m.list

[] nari @/yyunari m.list

[🪐] niki @/rnjfy m.list

[🦫] noa @/hqrana m.list

[🌨] ophelia @/snowflakewhispers m.list

[🧋] peony @/hyungseos-cafe m.list

[🤍] rain @/petrichor-han m.list

[🐙] reese @/its-beeble navi/m.list

[🍄] reia @/solatunes navi (prev maijunejuly!)

[🌔] riley @/soobeaniee navi/m.list

[🪶] riyuu @/korijime m.list

[🦭] robi @/heeracha m.list

[☘️] sana @/sanaxo-o m.list

[🐕] skits @/hotteoki navi

[🦦] sol @/leejungchans m.list

[] tee @/owlbeforesunset navi

[🏳️‍🌈] theo @/honeyhuii m.list

[🐻] ursa @/thepixelelf m.list

[] vae @/hcuyk m.list

[🎸] vie @/koishua m.list

[💘] yumi @/cupidjyu m.list

[🌙] yumi @/sorryimananti-romantic m.list

[] yunn @/kdyism m.list

#please take all my love #for fun!! #moot ❧ #GUYS THERE R LIKE 70+ PEOPLE ON THIS LIST WTF.

[fanfic-socialmedia]

Ashley 🤠

#influencer #ashley moore #model #instagram influencer #ashleymoore #biracial #poc model

[thesims4blogger]

The Sims 4 “Horse Ranch”: Short Video Shows Build/Buy Mode Highlights

A new short video of The Sims 4 Horse Ranch Expansion Pack was shared on The Sims’ official social media channels. It highlights a few of the build/buy mode items that are coming with the pack. The video shows a build made by content creator ChrissieYT for the pack. She was one of the four simmers who have builds in the pack, along with SimProved, Doctor Ashley and Ninnster00.

Raise your glass for the Sweet Nectar Glade in Chestnut Ridge 🍷✨! Created by @ChrissieYT, make your own nectar to earn simoleons or host friends within this rustic renovated barn in The Sims 4 #HorseRanch 🤠 pic.twitter.com/2HJtwB4z9n

— The Sims (@TheSims) July 10, 2023

The Sims 4 Horse Ranch Expansion Pack comes out on July 20th.

#news #the sims 4 #ts4 #sims 4 #sims 4 horse ranch

[queermtl]

QUEER MTL : quoi faire en février 2024 // QUEER MTL THINGS TO DO: February 2024

Février, c’est l’occasion de célébrer l’amour, mais aussi l’histoire des Noir·es à Montréal, et l’annéebissextile nous donne encore plus de temps pour en profiter! Ce mois-ci, Montréal propose une foule d’événements, de soirées et d’expériences uniques qui font briller toutes les nuances de l’arc-en-ciel LGBTQ+. Entre prestations drag et activités communautaires, festivals bien en vue et événements underground, voici notre sélection des choses les plus gaies à faire dans la ville. Pour rester à l’affût de tout ajout, suivez QueerMTL sur Instagram, Twitter, Facebook et Tumblr! Vous présentez un événement? Écrivez-nous!

February is the month of love and proud Black history in Montréal, and the leap year gives us an extra day to celebrate them both! This month, Montréal is stuffed to the brim with events, parties and unique experiences painted in all the colours of the LGBTQ+ rainbow. From drag to community, circuit to underground, here’s some of our picks for the best LGBTQ+ things to do in the city. For further announcements, including those not announced at time of publication, follow QueerMTL on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and Tumblr! Got an event coming up? DM it our way!

LEGEND

🎥 Cinema

👑 Drag

🥳 Parties

🎶 Concert

✊ Activism

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans

🏳️‍🌈 Community

😆 Comedy

🎭 Performance

💪 Sports and Dance

👯‍♀️ Dance

🎤 Karaoke

🎨 Arts

📚 Literary / Educational

👠 Ballroom / Vogue

Jeudi 1 fevrier / Thursday, February 1

👑 Soirée Drag—Financement pour productions ‘90 with Jessie Précieuse, Bobépine and Victoire de Rockwell, Cabaret Mado 👑 Concours MX Cocktail, Bar Le Cocktail 🎭 Open Mic Poetry Night, La Poubelle Magnifique 🏳️‍🌈 Balado Devant Public: Deuxième Épisode regardes arabs lesbo-queer, L’Idéal Bar  🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec

Vendredi 2 fevrier / Friday, February 2

🥳 Discoño with DJ Lazy Flow, Mcherry, Jerico and La Niña Kiwi, hosted by the Iconic House of Old Navy and Carolina Spirulina, Théâtre Fairmount 🥳 Strawberry Gothcake x Hauterageous with Umru, Technopagan, Tall Ceo, Mossy Mugler, Syana and more, La Sotterenea 👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Petula Claque, Bobépine and Bambi Dextrous, Cabaret Mado 👑 Vendredi Fou with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail 🤠 Club Bolo—Danse Country Montréal meet on Fridays at the Association sportive et communautaire du Centre-Sud 🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec

Samedi 3 fevrier / Saturday, February 3

👠 Ballroom4Community, Bring It MTL and the MTL KBA present The Ultimate Crossover Kiki Ball, Ausgang Plaza 🥳 FRKY x LISTEN, a free FRKY pre-party featuring DJ sets by local event producers Mauro Pezzente, Donald D, Lexis, Dapapa, Blackgold, Sisters of Sim, Living Legends, Mathieu Grondin, Quest, Inobe, Jesse Walker, Esc, Duke Eatmon and Supernature, La Sotterenea  🥳 FRKY x LISTEN x AFTER celebrates of Black History Month with KOLA, Ellxandra, Moka and Rawsoul, La Soutterenea 👑 BIJURIYA! with Bijuriya (Gabriel Dharmoo), Centre des loisirs de Saint-Laurent 🥳 Février le mois de l’AMOUR! lesbian party with DJ Lilo Manseau, 1309 Taverne Urbaine 🎤 Bareoke: Strip Karaoke, Café Cléopatra 🥳 Balls Deep Disco with DJ Kris Steeves and Ashley Gaulthier, Cabaret Berlin  💪 Queers Verticales climbing event, Escalade—Horizon Roc-Climbing Gym 👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Petula Claque, Bobépine and Bambi Dextrous, Cabaret Mado 👑 Drôles de Drags with Miss Butterfly, Ciathanight, Crystal Starz or Emma Déjàvu in rotation, Bar Le Cocktail 🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec 👯 Tango/Salsa Queer holds lessons every Saturday, visit queertangomtl.com for information or contact [email protected] or call [phone] for prices and signup information, Espaces des Arts

Dimanche 4 fevrier / Sunday, February 4

🎭 Ligue d’impro Gailaxie, Cabaret Mado 👑 Le Tracy Show with Tracy Trash, Marla Deer, Taylor De Vil, Kelly Torrieli and Bobépine, Cabaret Mado 👑 Dimanche Show with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail

Lundi 5 fevrier / Monday, February 5

👑 Slaysians 2 with Ad’Horrible, CC Channel, Emmötional Damage, Joy Rider, Kajol, Korra Anarchkey, Lia Jasmine, Manny, Psyberia, Rico Love, Suri Racha and Ken Antonio, Cabaret Mado

Mardi 6 fevrier / Tuesday, February 6

👑 Full Gisèle : Disco with Gisèle Lullaby, Kiara, Victoire De Rockwell, Ruby Doll and Lana Dalida, Cabaret Mado 😆 Stand Up St. Henri Open Mic focusing on women, non-binary, queer and allied comedians, Impro Montréal

Mercredi 7 fevrier / Wednesday, February 7

👑 Half Time Show with Bobépine, Crystal Starz, Fabien L’Amour and Victoire de Rockwell, Cabaret Mado 📚 Violet Hour continues its Readings & Interviews series with Michael V. Smith, Eva Crocker, H. Nigel Thomas and Christopher DiRaddo, Casa d’Italia Montréal  😆 Very Pretentious Comedy presents Fucking Hell: An Angry Stand-up Comedy Show with Lucy Gervais, Mariam Khan, George Assily, Trevor Thompson, Mason Terry and Rickie Leach, Bar Notre-Dame-Des-Quilles 🎨 Drink & Draw by @Hommehomo, Bar Le Cocktai 🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec

Jeudi 8 fevrier / Thursday, February 8

👑 Concours MX Cocktail, Bar Le Cocktail 👑 Sashalicious : 100% Pure Love with Sasha Baga, Pétula Claque, Bambi Dextrous, Miss Dupré and Mya Foxx, Cabaret Mado 😆 Trivia Night with Quiz Master Brian, The Wheel Club 🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec

Vendredi 9 fevrier / Friday, February 9

🥳 Queen & Queer’s Nuit Electro #4 with Aurélie Schlegel, DJ Sam and Bittercaress, Cabaret Berlin 🎭 Lust Cove presents The Lunar New Year Show with Mina Minou, Kaya Koko, Lychee Storm, Bellamie Beastly and Miss Scarlet Knife, Café Cléopatra 🥳 Cerise Noire goth night with Shillelagh Jones and Elizabeth Leslie, Bar NDQ 👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Nana, Jimmy Moore, Jessie Précieuse and Aizysse Baga, Cabaret Mado 👑 Vendredi Fou with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail 🤠 Club Bolo—Danse Country Montréal meet on Fridays at the Association sportive et communautaire du Centre-Sud 🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec

Samedi 10 fevrier / Saturday, February 10

🥳 Ellelui presents ROUGE, a lesbian, queer and trans Valentine’s Day dinner and dance, L’Idéal bar & contenus 👑 Chouchoune presents Ginette Reno—La quête, Bar Le Cocktail 📚 The Violet Hour Book Club reads H. Nigel Thomas’s Spirits in the Dark, Archives gaies du Québec 🎶 clubhouse presents Crush with Public Appeal, dustBunny and Torres, Ursa 🏳️‍🌈 Winter Market / Marché d’hiver, Centre communautaire LGBTQ de Montréal 🏳️‍🌈 @Gayalleyway presents Gaylentine’s Day Pop Up Shop with proceeds donated to LGBTQ+ charitable causes, Nice Toness Studio 👑 Jimmy Moore personnifie Céline Dion with Jimmy Moore, Cabaret Mado 👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Nana, Jimmy Moore, Jessie Précieuse and Aizysse Baga, Cabaret Mado 👑 Drôles de Drags with Miss Butterfly, Ciathanight, Crystal Starz or Emma Déjàvu in rotation, Bar Le Cocktail 🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec 👯 Tango/Salsa Queer holds lessons every Saturday, visit queertangomtl.com for information or contact [email protected] or call [phone] for prices and signup information, Espaces des Arts

Dimanche 11 fevrier / Sunday, February 11

👑 Joyeux Anniversaire Michel Dorion with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail 🎶 Glow in Dark 2 with DJ Sam, DJ Sanboy and Afshin, Le Belmont 🎭 Ligue d’impro Gailaxie, Cabaret Mado 👑 Le Tracy Show with Tracy Trash, Lady Boom Boom, Pétula Claque, Bambi Dextrous and Jessie Précieuse, Cabaret Mado 🏳️‍🌈 @Gayalleyway presents Gaylentine’s Day Pop Up Shop with proceeds donated to LGBTQ+ charitable causes, Nice Toness Studio

Mardi 13 fevrier / Tuesday, February 13

🏳️‍🌈 Breaking the Ice: Gender, Race and Climate Change, with Dr. Jen Gobby, Shir Gruber, Lourdenie Jean and Dr. Jason Prince, Le Frigo Vert 👑 Full Gisèle! : St-Valentin with Gisèle Lullaby, Sasha Baga, Amy Haze, Celes and Lady Guidoune, Cabaret Mado 😆 Stand Up St. Henri Open Mic focusing on women, non-binary, queer and allied comedians, Impro Montréal

Mercredi 14 fevrier / Wednesday, February 14

😆 Very Pretentious Comedy presents LEXPERTS: A Comedy Show about Lex (and Other Gay Apps) Hosted by Lauren Mallory and Raquel Maestre, Bar Notre-Dame-Des-Quilles 🥳 L Nights / L for Love with DJ Marina Gallant, Le Saint Édouard Bar de quartier 🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec

Jeudi 15 fevrier / Thursday, February 15

🏳️‍🌈 Lesbian Speed Dating, L’idéal bar & contenus 👑 Les Folies Draglesques with Miami Minx, Uma Gahd, Adriana (The Bombshell), Fabien L’Amour, Holly Von Sinn and Yaya Havana, Cabaret Mado 😆 Music Trivia with Quiz Master Brian, Theatre MainLine 👑 Concours MX Cocktail, Bar Le Cocktail 🥳 Soirée Célibataires 25-35 ans // 18-25 ans (Queer), Randolph Pub Ludique DIX30 🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec

Vendredi 16 fevrier / Friday, February 16

👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Nana, Marla Deer, Tracy Trash and Misty Waterfalls, Cabaret Mado 🥳 Glimmering Dolls presents Taylor’s Valentine Dance Party inspired by Taylor Swift, Turbo Haüs 👑 Vendredi Fou with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail 🤠 Club Bolo—Danse Country Montréal meet on Fridays at the Association sportive et communautaire du Centre-Sud 🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec

Samedi 17 fevrier / Saturday, February 17

🥳 Daring Tribe presents Je t’aime mon Amour with DJ Ian Jackman and MVNGO, Cabaret Berlin 🎤 Bareoke: Strip Karaoke, Café Cléopatra 👑 LGBT+ Family Coalition present Heure du conte avec Barbada with Barbada, Coalition des familles LGBT+  👑 Drôles de Drags with Miss Butterfly, Ciathanight, Crystal Starz or Emma Déjàvu in rotation, Bar Le Cocktail 🥳 Glimmering Dolls presents Lana’s Valentine Dance Party inspired by Lana Del Rey, Turbo Haüs 👑 Jimmy Moore personnifie Michael Jackson with Jimmy Moore, Cabaret Mado 👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Nana, Marla Deer, Tracy Trash and Misty Waterfalls, Cabaret Mado 🎶 Milk & Bone with Robert Robert, Beanfield Theatre  🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec 👯 Tango/Salsa Queer holds lessons every Saturday, visit queertangomtl.com for information or contact [email protected] or call [phone] for prices and signup information, Espaces des Arts

Dimanche 18 fevrier / Sunday, February 18

💪 PWHL Montreal—Season 2023-2024, Montréal vs. Minnesota, Place Bell 🎭 Ligue d’impro Gailaxie, Cabaret Mado 👑 Dimanche Show with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail 👑 Le Tracy Show! with Tracy Trash, Kiara, Marla Deer, Prudence and Sasha Baga, Cabaret Mado

Lundi 19 fevrier / Monday, February 19

👑 Magic Kingdom : 100 ans de magie, Cabaret Mado

Mardi 20 fevrier / Tuesday, February 20

👑 Full Gisèle with Gisèle Lullaby, Cabaret Mado 😆 Stand Up St. Henri Open Mic focusing on women, non-binary, queer and allied comedians, Impro Montréal

Mercredi 21 fevrier / Wednesday, February 21

🏳️‍🌈 Winter Pride 2024 / Fierté des neiges 2024 with Tranna Wintour, Square BDC 👑 La Fabuleuse Guerre des pouces! with Jessie Précieuse, Victoire de Rockwell, Lady Boom Boom and Aizysse Baga, Cabaret Mado 🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec

Jeudi 22 fevrier / Thursday, February 22

👑 Kenaissance: A Beyoncé-Inspired Drag Show with Kendall Gender, Cabaret Mado 🎶 The Kills with The Paranoyds, MTELUS 👑 Concours MX Cocktail, Bar Le Cocktail 🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec

Vendredi 23 fevrier / Friday, February 23

🥳 Velours Soirées Lesbo-Queer with DJ Gallant, Bar Palco Verdun 🎶 The Trilogy Tour with Ricky Martin, Enrique Iglesias and Pitbull, Centre Bell 👑 Vendredi Fou with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail 👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Cabaret Mado 🤠 Club Bolo—Danse Country Montréal meet on Fridays at the Association sportive et communautaire du Centre-Sud 🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec

Samedi 24 fevrier / Saturday, February 24

💪 PWHL Montreal—Season 2023-2024, Montréal vs. Ottawa, Verdun Auditorium 👑 Drôles de Drags with Miss Butterfly, Ciathanight, Crystal Starz or Emma Déjàvu in rotation, Bar Le Cocktail 👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Cabaret Mado 🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec 👯 Tango/Salsa Queer holds lessons every Saturday, visit queertangomtl.com for information or contact [email protected] or call [phone] for prices and signup information, Espaces des Arts

Dimanche 25 fevrier / Sunday, February 25

👑 Dimanche Show with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail 🎭 Ligue d’impro Gailaxie, Cabaret Mado 👑 Le Tracy Show with Tracy Trash, Cabaret Mado

Mardi 27 fevrier / Tuesday, February 27

👑 Full Gisèle! : Top of the Pop with Gisèle Lullaby, Jimmy Moore, Peggy Sue and Lana Dalida, Cabaret Mado 🏳️‍🌈 Club de lecture queer discuss Julia Delporte’s Corps vivante and Boum’s La méduse, Bibliothèque Saint-Charles 😆 Stand Up St. Henri Open Mic focusing on women, non-binary, queer and allied comedians, Impro Montréal

Mercredi 28 fevrier / Wednesday, February 28

🎶 Lil Tecca with SoFaygo, Tana and Chow Lee, MTELUS 🎶 This is the Kit with Sam Amidon, Bar Le Ritz PBD 🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec

Jeudi 29 fevrier / Thursday, February 29

👑 Concours MX Cocktail, Bar Le Cocktail 🏳️‍🌈 Black Students Mental Health Symposium, Afromusée 🏳️‍🌈 FAG QC* : 40 ans, 40 invité.es, 40 propositions tirées des Fonds des Archives Gaies du Québec, commemorating 40 years of the AGQ, Archives gaies du Québec

OTHERS / LES AUTRES

🏐 Les Ratons-Chasseurs (Montréal’s LGBTA dodgeball group) holds regular events. Keep an eye on their Facebook for upcoming opportunities to join in and play.  🕹Montréal Gaymers hosts regular gatherings including board game nights and gaming gatherings. Check their Facebook for what’s next! 🏃🏾Join the Out-Run run and workout club for people relating to the queer / sapphic experience. Details on their Instagram! 🐦 Bird lovers should keep their eye on Queer Birders' regularly scheduled birdwatching events and excursions. Join the Facebook group and get those binoculars at the ready. 👠 Twice a month on every second Tuesday, Bring It! hosts an OTA night of ballroom and vogue with commentator and DJ. Follow their Instagram for dates and details.

#mtlmoments #lgbttravel #2slgbtq #drag #queermtl #lgbtq #nightlife #thingstodo #events #montreal

[suga-kookiemonster]

Oh miss Ashley, I'm here everyday on your page. I re-read all your incredible fics on my lunch break at work everyday. Your works and I have a standing lunch date. Best way to spend an hour at the office 🤠

ahhhh, you are too sweet 🥹💕💕 i feel like i don't have enough content for you to read every day LOL but i deeply appreciate it and hope to have more for you to read soon! 💜💜 glad you're still here!

#asks

[pretty-unglad-you-were-born]

"there's no way we're still here in 3 to 5 years" the people who have been here since 2016/2017 🤠🤠🤠

I see people probably going the @wetheoriginals route, not the main interest but keeping up with them

the only people who have been here since 2016 are wetheoriginals and ashley babe. both antis

[laf-outloud]

@ashguz Two more sleeps til you get to experience 1800s Independence 🤠

Ashley's back with more pictures... and a horse! (Looks like they finally got around to upgrading the cast wagons trailers!)

#walker: independence #WIndy #WIndy sets #WIndy scenery #WIndy horses #two days!!! #ashley guzman

[1dcountryfest]

🎵 Song Rec Sunday 🎵

Welcome to Song Rec Sunday! Every Sunday until sign-ups close, you'll get TWO new country song recs from the co-modders of the fest, complete with an excerpt of lyric that might be perfect for your fic. Let's get this inspiration flowing!

💘 Fooled Around and Fell In Love by Miranda Lambert (ft. Maren Morris, Ashley McBryde, Tenille Townes, Caylee Hammack and Elle King) 💘 Free on my own, that's the way I used to be, oh But since I met you, baby, love's got a hold on me Fooled around and fell in love (it's got a hold on me now)

❤️‍🩹 Tortured Tangled Hearts by The Chicks ❤️‍🩹 They wined and they dined, had peace of mind, She bought a gown and he rented tails, But the mighty cloud of destiny came drifting through the gates And busted up what could have been, A perfect hopeless case

If either of these songs struck your fancy, sign up here!

And if you have some song recs of your own, please drop them in our inbox! We would love to hear from you 🤠

#song rec sundays #1d country fest 2023 #Spotify

[sfv-funnies]

TSLV characters using ironic emojis

Oskar:🧍‍♂️🤩🤯🤡😦😺✨💫🎻🚱

Stoker: 😀🥳🤭🥴🐖🌚🗿📸🎊🔇

Gothetta: 🥲😊🫡🤢🤌🤏🤺🪤

Leechy: 🙂😵‍💫💀🙌👀🔥🏅📆💔

Ashley: 🤣🥰🫠🤠🫦🕺🧍🏻‍♀️🚑🖤

#Leechy is terrible with irony #school for little vampires #theschoolforlittlevampires #die schule der kleinen vampire #oskar von horrificus #school for vampires #gothetta #dsdkv

[djservo]

HI CAS HELLO 💅🙋‍♀️ HAPPY NEW YEAR AGAIN, hope everything went fine for u too 🙇‍♀️✨🥳 I have no idea how long this will get but I guess I'll have to cut it in two (maybe 3) different asks so you can answer them under the cut!! Hope you don't mind but I guess it'll be easier for you and your blog 🏄‍♀️🤠

Opened up my notes app to answer you properly (and out of order) but YES, red nail polish is a pain in the 🍑 to remove, just as black nail polish ― the first makes u feel in a gore movie; the second makes u a gardener that worked with wet soil and no gloves. I end up with a cute pink-multi-color-kinda-pearly-holographic glitter bc I find out I DON'T HAVE ACETONE 🥴 I said cake but it's actually a brazilian dessert called Brigadeirão (like the big brother of Brigadeiro), but I called it a cake bc well, I thought it would be easier to picture. It's more like pudding 🍮 but chocolate and less smooth (kinda of)!! It's easy and I bet you can find some recipes online to check out!! I can help too if you need, just scream 🫂🗣️👩‍🍳 [...]

Ok I Did consider answering everything all in one lump but then I confused myself so Yes we are about to embark on this 3-part epic together 🤝🪂🧗‍♀️🏇

Wet soil is a perfect way to describe it yes I can't even think of the last time I painted my nails black bc it simply hasn't been worth it to me, 2010s mary kate & ashley style envy be damned!! But YAY FOR HOLOGRAPHIC GLITTER that sounds so sick!! The last time I reallyyy let my nails grow long (like 4 years ago 🚬) I painted them this blue-ish chrome & I felt like a hot android, I think about it all the time 🤖 I have this stupid hippy dippy #organic nail polish remover I got from some random co-op that hardly even works like I truly have to drench my nails and scrub at them for 5 minutes each so by that point I feel almost as if straight-up acetone would be less harsh? Certainly less annoying BUT WHATEVER 😑

I looked up brigadeirão And brigadeiro and they both sound heavenly omfg. I never think im a major chocolate fan but then ill see something so decadent and rich looking like that and go rabid 🧟‍♂️ ok wait also I've been having ghiradelli white chocolate squares with caramel filling like every single morning with my coffee since christmas so 🧍‍♀️ what is the truth @ myself 🦧🪞 I definitely wanna be more adventurous in the kitchen this year so this will absolutely have to be pinned (for a birthday or holiday tho bc I don't trust myself to refrain from eating it all on my own) 📍👩‍🍳

#asks #💅 anon #sorry if that looks implicative but it's cuter than 'nail polish anon' dontcha think !

[burningdarkfire]

books i read in july 2022

[these are all short + casual reviews - feel free to msg me and ask about individual ones if u want a full review or ask for my goodreads!!] 

not gonna lie rereading gideon & harrow put me into a reading slump because simply nothing else could live up!! we are deep in august and i am STILL thinking about them 🤠

comfort me with apples - catherynne m. valente ★★★★☆ (horror)

this is just a short novella so it’s kind of hard to talk about without spoilers but i do think that valente is my fave author in the fairytale/storybook style and this was no exception! an interesting little mash-up of ideas that was right up my alley personally

harrow the ninth - tamsyn muir ★★★★★ (scifi)

the gideon reread was mostly fun for me but the harrow reread destroyed my soul 💀 it’s so different reading it and actually understanding it and i just literally have not stopped thinking about it. i can’t recommend enough just reading it again if you didn’t “get” it the first time!!

more than this - patrick ness ★★★★☆ (YA scifi)

patrick ness has got to be one of my fave YA authors. very classic YA emotional core, which is very nice to read sometimes when it’s pulled off well (as this was). slow at times but the scifi concepts really push you to think, and i love how he never gives us easy answers

the angel of the crows - katherine addison ★★★★☆ (historical fantasy mystery)

this is literally published sherlock wingfic. the added supernatural elements are interesting but not the focus, so it really is about reliving the ACD sherlock mysteries - extremely fun for me but i suspect this is not a book for everyone. this “watson” was interesting as both a standalone and an adaptation

the deeper the water the uglier the fish - katya apekina ★★★★☆ (contemporary)

i don’t want to be the guy in my friend group who’s always the only person excited by the fucked up contemporary litfic but like .. yeah this is that and i liked it 🤷‍♂️ fucked up families where you get multiple POVs and learn how their shared family history leads to their individual personal struggles are my jam

the mysterious study of doctor sex & as yet unsent - tamsyn muir ★★★★☆ (scifi)

read (dr sex) and reread (ays) of the two locked tomb short stories. i liked as yet unsent quite a lot more but I’d never complain about more sixth house

delilah green doesn’t care - ashley herring blake ★★★★☆ (romance)

the romance was fine for me but this book does have a very uptight perfectionist bitchy side character whose name is astrid and i LOVED her. i am actually excited to read the second book in a romance series because she is the protag for the next one!!

a master of djinn - p. djèlí clark ★★★☆☆ (historical fantasy)

a book that was truly The Most 3 stars. so completely fine that i kind of wish i’d DNF’d it. the actual plot/mystery was poorly constructed but the world-building was beautiful and generally made up for it

night sky with exit wounds - ocean vuong ★★★☆☆ (poetry)

ehh, i just didn’t connect much with this one personally. some good wordplay and i highlighted a few lines but it was just alright

the vegetarian - han kang ★★★☆☆ (horror)

this book was so hard for me to a) finish and b) meaningfully review. there are three segments that are pretty distinct from each other and i found the first two brutally miserable to read for different reasons, but the book definitely does cohere, so i’m sure other people would get a lot from it

the flatshare - beth o’leary ★★★☆☆ (romance)

i’m a bad romance reader and i’m sorry to all of my friends who thought this was the cutest shit ever. the female main character had no genuine personality traits and the male main character didn’t grow a single bit and i have no clue why they even like each other beyond each of them being an upgrade from their exes. but i do see the concept and understand why romance likers would have fun with this book. it’s just not me tho!

wider than the sky - katherine field Rothschild ★★☆☆☆ (contemporary)

the blurb lured me in with promises that it was about an adult polyam relationship and how that relationship changed the family but instead i just read a terrible YA contemporary with a super unlikable main character who was just dealing with “normal” high school shit the entire time and for some reason even though her dad was polyamorous i still had to deal with an awfully written love triangle

unprecedented: canada’s top ceos on leadership during covid-19 ★★★☆☆ (non-fiction)

i got this book for work and read a couple of sections before donating it. mostly it was just similar to internal messaging but it was more political than i was expecting at points. ehhh

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ashley 🤠

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