I meant to finish & post this months ago but got caught up with other pieces and real life in general. It’s the second in a hypothetical series, where I draw the hermits in dresses of @tiamatisobscure ’s choosing.
Previous: Bdubs
A version without Cleo’s hat under the cut + the dresses used as reference.
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pax // @hvpotheses
“I’m honored that you think i can help but you’ve come a long way, y’know. You should have more confidence in your magic. Who knows? You might be stronger than me one day!”
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Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing
Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending
Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it
Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections
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Are.. are there any matches for Smash Mouth All Star full lyrics? I need to know. For science!!!
String identified:
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Closest match: Ennomos fuscantarius genome assembly, chromosome: 3
Common name: Dusky Thorn Moth
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patron request for RAYQUAZA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
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btw if a trans man decides that they want to get pregnant and you're not normal about this and start spewing a bunch of transphobic shit i show up at your house and beat you to death with a baseball bat
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jeff the unaliver doing tiktok dances over my dead body after stabbing me thirty eight times in the chest
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Hey uhh Lyft what the fuck
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