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dialphone-archived · 2 years
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loveloveguiltyy · 6 years
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drfritz · 6 years
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11 Questions
I got tagged by @doktorgirlfriend​, and since talking about myself is one of my guilty pleasures I don’t know how I could REFUSE.
Favorite prehistoric creature
Dunkleosteus, hands down. Not the sort that you see in a lot of pictures with about ten thousand extra spiny bits, or the ones that have weirdly evil, murderous scowls you see on carnivore paleoart a lot (cause it’s so coooool I guess). My favorites are the ones that just stupidly gape with their mouth full of axe blades and look like particularly fat epaulette sharks. 
Which has the scarier intro sequence and theme: The X-Files or Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Are You Afraid Of The Dark? certainly has that spooky feel to it but the music and the blue overlay on everything kind of make it feel more like an ADVENTURE to me. Like something that’s spooky-themed, but not REALLY scary. X-Files theme on the other hand has several white silhouettes of human shaped things in the sequence, which AUTOMATICALLY makes it creepy to me. I don’t know what it is, but that sends it straight into Run Away Now Do Not Look Back Nightmare territory. 
What cartoon, movie, tv show, book (series), video game, etc. from your childhood fills you with the most nostalgic fondness?
I can’t watch it too much now without getting kind of upset, but I absolutely adored Steve Irwin. Every time I hear a voiceclip or see his face I’m just hit with a wave of nostalgic longing. The same thing happens when I see or hear Jeff Corwin, but not to such a degree as good ol’ Steve.
Were you a glow-in-the-dark ceiling stars kid, a revolving plastic disco ball kid, or a lava lamp kid? Or did you just have a nightlight like a sensible child? Or slept in the actual dark like someone who wasn’t a wuss?
I vaguely remember having some sort of clear plastic box of fabric flowers that lit up rainbow when you flipped a switch. I STRONGLY remember having a nightmare about it catching fire and burning down the house with my family in it that I unplugged it and never used it again, at which point I just covered up my face and slept in the dark. Now I have trouble sleeping when I’m not entirely in the dark (I should probably get a sleep mask.)
Music boxes or snowglobes?
Snowglobes are quiet and don’t make me feel embarrassed for listening to them for whatever reason. They also don’t stop three bars before a song is SUPPOSED to end and leave you wanting to wind it up again to hear it finish proper. 
If you could have the fictional character of your choice whisk you away on an adventure, make you their sidekick/friend, or defend you from your childhood bullies, who would it be?
I know from several comics that being Scarecrow’s sidekick (or most batrogues for that matter) is not a very good idea if you fancy not getting backstabbed, but what I wouldn’t give to see Jon Crane absolutely lay into the kids from high school that made me afraid to make friends or even speak to others for years afterwards. Ultimate catharsis. 
What’s something from your childhood that still frightens you? It can be something you saw in a movie or on TV, something you thought you saw in your backyard, some benign occurrence that your kid brain misinterpreted as terrifying. Just some odd, weirdly specific detail that you remember as uniquely frightening and that can still unnerve you today.
It’s pretty innocuous, but vents with tiny-slatted metal grates. I had a weird dream (not really a nightmare per se) at about 7 years old in which the vent in my old house’s computer room sucked my hair through it, demanded a password in a HAL 9000 voice, and I was unable to speak. It didn’t even do anything bad beyond that, but every time I see that style of grate, the 7 year old me in the very far reaches of my brain cringes a bit. 
Top Three Favorite Trivia Facts.
Okay I don’t know if I can answer this because I have an obscene amount of Trivia Facts compiled in my brain, but something I think is really neat right now this second is cladistically speaking, humans are fish.
What’s a skill you’d love to learn if you had the money, time, and means?
I wanna learn how to play the banjo. And I FULLY INTEND ON DOING IT, NO MATTER WHAT. 
When home, do you walk around in your regular socks, slippers and/or fuzzy socks, flip-flops, or barefoot?
I usually walk around barefoot, until I remember that i have human feet - the most disgustingly fucking shaped mass on the planet so wretched i feel like receding into myself when they are mentioned - and I immediately put my socks on. Then it’s socks until I mindlessly take them off at 3am. 
Batman, Superman, Spider-Man, or Wolverine?
Batman. Aaand save for my sweet @autogabe3000 I will not be singling anybody out in specific for tags. If you see this and want to do it though, consider yourself tagged.
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jackwynands · 8 years
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the fact that hanzo doen’t really give much a shit about his bro even after that that he found out he’s still alive makes me want to fight two buffalos 
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dpdengland-blog · 8 years
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33: < i’m gonna remake beclaws hurting my body isn’t enough fur me. i love this blog so it’s time to go.
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dialphone-archived · 2 years
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petition to rename fanart to fart
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dialphone-archived · 2 years
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have i ever told you all about how much i despise jelly soap
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dialphone-archived · 2 years
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✨ I know something you don't, I know something you will never know ✨
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dialphone-archived · 2 years
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I JUST REMEMBERED I BUY MY OWN SHIT AND I CAN DRINK COLA STRAIGHT OUT OF THE TWO LITER BOTTLE 
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dialphone-archived · 2 years
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eating dairy like a champ. tolerating it even.
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dialphone-archived · 2 years
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sometimes i connect the dots on things i do and it makes me go huh yeah that's. a mental illness thing.
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dialphone-archived · 2 years
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Sometimes I forget ppl can read. hi
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dialphone-archived · 2 years
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hibernation sounds pretty epic
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loveloveguiltyy · 6 years
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loveloveguiltyy · 6 years
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i wont be on discord until lunch :(
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