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future-crab · 7 months
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After studying three of the greats — Holmes, Poirot, Columbo — I have determined that in order to be a popular fictional detective you MUST be autistic you MUST be a nosy bitch and you MUST have a boybestfriend to bounce your theories off of.
‘But op, what about Columbo? Columbo doesn’t have a boybestfriend!’ You fools. His boybestfriend is the murderer.
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oshawolt · 4 months
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Agatha Christie's Poirot (1989-2013)
Poirot & Hastings + being domestic
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rain-shoshana · 2 months
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Is he…you know…your associate? 😉💅
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the-jovial-jester · 7 months
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I swear someone needs to make a film plot where famous detectives all go on vacation to the same place and there’s a murder. Because all the detectives would HATE each other
Poirot and Sherlock are constantly fighting
Nero Wolfe refuses to leave his hotel room and is just bitching about everyone to Archie
asene lupine isn’t even trying to solve the mystery he’s just pissing off sherlock. watson wants to go home
Hastings and Archie are trading stories about there respective employer/friend
sherlock solves it first but Miss Marple actually did she just didn’t say anything because “these young whipper snappers need to work it out themselves”
the whimseys and the Branford’s didn’t even show up because Tuppence and Harriet were trying on hats while Tommy and Peter just kinda sat there
Poirot was busy matchmaking and Sherlock was like ugh that’s disgusting 😒
foyle was the detective they called. He took one look at this shit show and said Sam take me home.
bertie Wooster was a guest too and he was set to marry the murdered ladies daughter but Jeeves tipped off Poirot that the girl was in love with the gardener
jeeves and miss Marple get along wonderfully
no one’s really sure why those two gardening ladies are so nosey.
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not-equippedforthis · 5 months
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the gang's all here!!!
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gjdraws · 9 months
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and in a complete 180 from your normal fare
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happykraut · 7 months
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I can change your grey to sun in a seconds time
I can make your sorrow fun if you let me try !
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sawdeezballs · 23 days
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hiii does anyone here fuck with we happy few
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swampytart · 10 months
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NEW! coconut flavor
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shuicoke · 10 months
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such beautiful man
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aceredshirt13 · 2 months
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Having read a fair amount of Poirot as of late (the first two novels and most of the short stories in Poirot Investigates), the thing I’ve overwhelmingly come away with is that Poirot and Hastings both are and aren’t what pop culture would have you think that Holmes and Watson are like.
Poirot is outwardly conceited, thinking the best of his own abilities while deriding those of the people around him. Hastings especially falls victim to this, being teased for “not seeing” and manipulated more than once as Poirot withholds the facts, and being resentful of Poirot’s arrogance while also being unduly arrogant himself - nearly every single one of his own proud deductions turns out to be intensely wrong, and he is also prone to foolish or reckless acts in the name of trying to score one off Poirot. Holmes and Watson, on the other hand, certainly have their faults, but their relationship is not so tempestuous, and Holmes is kinder and Watson less foolish than is often presumed by those who have not read the canon. Holmes, while possessed of some immodesty, never flaunts his intelligence so dramatically as Poirot does, and Watson is largely faithful and amazed by Holmes’s deductive capacity, and though occasionally annoyed is almost never resentful.
However, what I like about Poirot and Hastings is the way in which they aren’t like Holmes and Watson as painted with the pop cultural brush - namely that, like the original Holmes and Watson, Poirot and Hastings are unquestionably fond of each other. Their tiffs and petty spats are always contrasted with their affection, if not shot through with it in the first place. Poirot may speak ill of Hastings’s intelligence, but it is shown multiple times that he does not genuinely want to hurt his feelings, and he always asks Hastings to come with him on his cases - not because Hastings always provides any material aid, but because Hastings is his friend. Hastings may tease Poirot and think condescendingly of his mannerisms, but his laughter is always fond, and he admires him and desires his praise and respect just as much as he worries for him and wants to help him in potential times of need. Most importantly, despite their arguments and many differences (age, culture, temperament, just to name a few) they remain steadfastly together (with many year living voluntarily under the same roof!) and ultimately both wish and facilitate each other’s happiness.
They are more difficult than their Doyle-penned forbears, but for that there is no less love.
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oshawolt · 5 months
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little character development thing: we see in styles hastings initially going for a handshake before shifting to the cheek kiss; while in the abc murders, after they've known each other much longer, hastings goes straight in for the kiss. adapting after spending so much time with poirot? i think its cute
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cornbobber · 2 months
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you should post the arthur art trade thingy........... please❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
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Art trade with @unwelcomecorporation!!!!
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the-jovial-jester · 6 months
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Sherlock holmes: this is one of the smartest, most eloquent, and similar in mind to myself person I've ever met, he must be my flatmate
Poirot: oh my God he's such an idiot, he's perfect for a flatmate
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bramblrose · 6 months
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"Every murderer is probably somebody’s old friend', observed Poirot philosophically. 'You cannot mix up sentiment and reason.""Every murderer is probably somebody’s old friend', observed Poirot philosophically. 'You cannot mix up sentiment and reason."
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crowsroses · 8 months
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