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saturns7moon · 5 months
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{ ASTRO OBSERVATIONS 1 }
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i find familial synastry so interesting tbh. for example, i have such a karmic relationship with practically everyone in my family.
— my younger sister is an aquarius stellium with a leo moon whilst 4/6 of my big 6 is taurus and scorpio. we square each other and have heavy 12H and 4H synastry and we argue all the time, sometimes to the point we have to be pulled apart. my mother is literally earth dominant, not sure of her rising but she’s a taurus sun, capricorn moon and virgo stellium, and i’m water dominant and while that would be good, the absolute lack of water in my mothers chart makes her so emotionally disconnected and unavailable, which is shown in my chart as neptune in aquarius sits in my 4H, making me grow up not having an emotional connection with my mother, and with her moon conjunct my chiron, it is very apparent in our relationship.
— house placement is so important because my best friends brother is a sagittarius stellium but he’s a virgo rising, his stellium mainly in his 3H and 4H, so whilst he’s quite quiet at first he’s really talkative and intellectual the better you know him. he also loves his family a lot, and can be sentimental quite unexpectedly.
— i love looking at synastry so much, not just because it tells you about you and your person’s relationship, it tells you so so much about yourself, what your like and what themes in a person that attracts you. for example, i adore capricorn and gemini placements, like omg if i have a crush on someone, that placement is somewhere. i have a 9° capricorn venus in the 3H, the house with themes of communication, mental stimulation and learning. and i also have a 22° gemini juno in the 8H. juno is the asteroid that represents marriage, the type of person you'd want to spend the rest of your life with, and who you are in your partnership. with my juno being gemini (one of the signs ruled by mercury, planet of communication – mental stimulation) in the 8H (e.g. intimate agreements, possessions, things hidden from the light) anyone that reside in my 8H somehow in some way we share a deep connection, whether good or bad that has changed my life in some way. also since one of the themes of the 8H is possessions, i have shared either physical or emotional pieces of myself with these people, shining on the darkest most intimate parts of myself with them, whether by choice or not. for example, my best friend is both a gemini sun and mercury, my mother a gemini venus, my little sister a gemini moon, and recently i found out my crush is a capricorn moon and she’s a pisces rising, and my moon is in her 3H and my sun and rising are in her 8H (i use placidius).
— something i’ve noticed is that people with mutable mixed with cardinal placements within their big 6 love heavy feeling music, like rock for example. my best friend is a gemini sun and mercury and has an aries venus and cancer mars, and she told me she finds listening to rock music comforting when she’s about to go to bed. another friend of mine loves rihanna and she’s an aries moon and capricorn venus (whilst rihanna is an aries stellium lol).
— this is just a question from me, but to the people who have moon aspecting mercury (significantly or not), how do you feel about asmr? my moon inconjuncts my mercury and i listen to asmr almost all the time, even during moments i don’t even need to sleep. i’m very sensitive to noise i realise, so asmr is very calming for me.
— i resonate so fucking heavily with my moon persona chart. my natal moon and mars are exactly conjunct, and so both my moon and mars persona charts are identical. i’m a cap rising opposed to my (conjunct) cancer moon and mars, and when i tell you the way my eyes well up when i start to get mad? no cus it’s actually a set up. it seems like as if i’m blubbering on my words, when really i’m imagining the most violent life-changing way to end your life for pissing me off, especially cus i don’t get angry often (natal 7H taurus moon and mars), and it makes my body shake. lmao it was such a cool thing to realise.
— currently as i’m writing this, mercury is in sagittarius aka my mercury return, and i’ve been getting so many likes and attention for speaking on any type of social media platform i post on and it gives me so much anxiety 😭. i have a 1H scorpio sun square my 10H leo mc (saturn and lilith are there) and i hate hate hate being in the spotlight for too long. i’d genuinely rather be appreciated privately by people i love or just be acknowledged in public for a short amount of time. i hate hate hate being perceived lol. which is ironic cus i have this astrology blog, but at least i don’t have my face on here and i usually don’t post often haha.
— my venus persona chart is a capricorn stellium with a few aquarius placements as well, i’m genuinely not surprised that i have commitment issues 😭. plus i have natal venus-saturn and my moon squares my saturn, so 🧍🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍���️.
— i saw someone say a while back that you resonate very deeply with artists who have placements in your 12H and personally i agree with that a lot. a lot of artists i absolutely adore have strong libra placements within their chart, like ariana grande and alina baraz for example, and i love their music so much. it hits me so deeply.
— i genuinely adore foreign languages and music. like so much? i have a 3H capricorn venus opposed to my cancer 9H, and i’ve noticed i genuinely love music from foreign places, like k-pop for example. i’ve been a fan since 2016(-ish?).
— my 2022 solar return asc was a scorpio asc, same as my natal. and last year the nodes were in my 1H-7H axis and the way i’ve learnt so so much about myself this year is crazy. very painful yet beautiful journey i’ve been on.
— also i just need validation from other fixed signs, specifically scorpios and taurus’s, did you find this year easygoing for you? i feel like it’s been quite stressful and all over the place. i’m grateful for the lessons i’ve learned this year, but i feel like whatever astrologer that said 2023 would be great for fixed signs were lying outta their asses 😭.
anyways, that’s it from me loves, thank u for reading my rambling c:
love, lola xo.
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astroyongie · 11 months
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Yongie you should do the kink thing with our placements 🙈
I'm so curious if my actual preferences would match with my astrological placements 🤔
Let me change this and actually make a small post about Kinks for everyone to check !
Kinks Through Astrology
note: For this, I would advice you to look at your mars sign, 8Th house placement and potentially Eros placement to complement. Also this is just a resume
Aries: Their kinks are very passionate, harsh and rough. So usually kinks involving uniforms, dress up, sweating, inside locker rooms or any sport room; also showers, pools, baths. Kinks around roughness, hateness, grudges, angry, jackhammering; orgies and threesomes can be a huge turn on too, domination play, pain play, hair pulling. Also deep throating, face slapping, face spitting
Taurus: it's roughly vanilla. it involves breath play, hands around throats, chocking; also soft BDSM, food play, touches and foreplay is important, prolonged sex, instead of several rounds, huge ones, hands over mouth to keep silent, stuffing their mouth, oral, slow sex, against hard surfaces like tables, walls, grounds
Gemini: Hands play, fingering, handjobs, finger sucking, hands wrapped around their back, hands restraining or bonded, they are huge dirty talkers and/or get turn on by dirty talking, some praising other degradation, oral giving and receiving, licking and sucking body parts in general, phone sex, sexting, videotaping it, and using all type of toys.
Cancer: They are very daddy like, so daddy play and everything that it includes, older or younger people depending on the person, creampies, pregnancy fantasies and fetishes, pegging, "alpha omega knotting", chest play, boobs play, nipple play, physical pampering, praising, kissing, touching, comforting sex after an argument, sadness or being upset, unprotective sex, no use of contraception, some have family incest fantasies
Leo: Praisign and or degradation depending on other placements, chest play as well, with nipple play and nipple sucking; fight and argument sex, violent sex from it as well, exhibitionism, cock worshiping, body worshiping, role plays of being different people or dressing up, hair pulling, screaming of pain or pleasure, noise in general, pictures, body degradation
Virgo: A lot of submissive play, with not only sex slave play, but full under domination, letting the person do whatever they want, fuck doll kink, holy spaces or semi-public spaces, like sacred places or working places, heavy bondage and restriction, shibari, noise sex, loud moans and grunts due to voice fetish, slutting, oral, blowjobs and going down on their partner, rimming, and playing hard to get or innocent play
Libra: anything involving anal play, so pegging, anal, rimming, plugs, butt slapping, smacking, beating and punishment play, lingerie sets, latex play, wax play, nightlife kink with doing the deed in clubs, bathrooms, hallways, public spaces, striptease, seducing and flirting during the deed, worshiping play, hard to get, saying no when wanting yes, kinks are vast.
Scorpio: too many kinks, they have no limits so they want to try everything that there is. Biting, making, sucking, hickeys, kissing, heavy and soft bondage and restriction linked to BDSM play, pain play, sadistic play, domination play and roughness; oral, blowjobs, penetration with fingering or with toys or sex, hypersensitivity, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, showers, beaches, baths, pools, semi-public.
Saggitarius: huge attraction for foreigners people out of their culture, novelty, no limits in kinks either they want to do everything, several parties, one night stands, want only experience, gets turn on by people confessing to them and filing their ego, public sex, semi-public, semi consensual, trying new things, legs bitting, leg restraining,
Capricorn: Blindness, restriction and bondage play either soft or hard, doing in on the shadows, during the night with no light, perfume and scent sensitive, wax play, tickling, feathers, spanking, butt slapping, punishment, voyeurism, picture taking, video tapping, doing sexual videos and posting them, watching people or videos, orgasms denials, torture playing, edging
Aquarius: big kinky as well, this could go to one night stands, anonymous partner, glory holes, yellow houses where the ladies are, threesome, foursome or even orgies and sex parties, golden showers, degradation with body fluids, incest fantasies and other taboo fantasies, daddy kink with all included on the theme like daddy baby girl play and creamies, breath play, weird fetish, toys and also attraction towards foreigners
Pisces: Masochists play all the way, they are versatile and their kinks go everywhere depending on the person? Foot plays and fetish, emotional damage with redoing their traumas, wanting love and violence at the same time, a mix of gentleness and roughness, being degraded yet praised. So it's basically a paradoxical kinks, blood play and fantasies, knife play, taboo kinks as well.
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themthrfkinprincess · 3 months
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My Astro Observations . . . TROIS
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Welcome back to my posts. 😁👋🏾💗
Erm let's get into it I lol haha
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This first one is not even an observation ✨but✨ whenever I just hear about Pisces I think of this photo:
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This probably does not even freaking make sense to you. Well literally I was on Pinterest and I saw this and the very first thing that popped into my mind was Pisces. Like I don’t know. I think that the seal signifying toothpaste laying on the toothbrush in the middle of a rainy day very mutable water energy. There is something neptunian about it. It’s very Pisces moon to me being specific. Probably doesn’t not even make sense. My cousin is a Pisces, he reminds me of this. Hm. Idk. 🐟🫧🐟🫧
The three fire signs for absolutely no hickory darn dickory reason at all :
OOF Okay. Stereotypical. But these fuckers are just loud for no reason !!! Like fren I PRAY THEE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP🥺🥺🥺. I’m lying lol !! I love loud ppl ahaha !! 😭🤣 Like girl yes let’s yell for no apparent reason at all 😆💖 !! They’re so crazy you can take them anywhere !! But like girl wait cause you don’t want to be in A Quiet Place with them- they will have you UTTERLY. FUCKED😵🤯. Like okay- it’s not even if the person just talks loud or laughs loudly- the fellow sillylington just might quite literally make random noises. These are very spontaneous individuals. And when I speak of this I mean like maybe they might have a good amount of fire placements dominating or have some good influence of it. Like girly your just loud. 😭 I also want to include Gemini partially in this mix cause you guys do weird things out of nowhere I love it- I kind of mentioned this in my last post.
These placements are the Fifth Harmony of astrology- im talking Demi Lavato💀 I'm talking Exo 💀 Just big and loud 💀 You guys give Secret Love Song by Fifth Harmony💀
Taurus, Aries, Capricorn, Sagittarius ,Scorpio remind me of this:
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My mom is a Scorpio- with prominent Capricorn influence- she is very much welcomed into the Nation of Idgafsia. LIKE WOW. I aspire to not give a fuck like her !! Like these five placements be minding they bussiness foreralzies !!! Like a bomb in somebody house across the street could go off and mean while they’re in the bathroom setting up their soaps and bodycare right before they get in the shower- like dimming the lights n lighting their candles n everything IM CRYING😭 AOSNDODNSK. These ppl r nonchalant. They’re relaxed and easy to hang around, I love it I love it I love it 💖
like no this be them fr 😭😭😭 :
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But personally and specifically I think a Taurus would be the mayor/president of Idgafsia. Using a old friend for observation, I don’t personally know how you could not be cool with one. She reminds me of capybaras.
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When I litteraly say shes this gif I mean it. I could put a posionus snake her bed. She would have probrobly wake up and be like “not you put a poisonous snake in my bed while I was sleep. girly that’s so crazy girl let me go to the hospital real quick. ima be back. 🏥🚶🏻‍♀️🗿 ” LIKE HUH??? CQFBHENNR😭. Like if it SERIOUSLY has nothing to do with anything pertaining to them they will rlly just be chilling forreal foreal. 🗿
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Aries/Gemini/Water men are so breedable imo
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LOL. Let me stop😭
but yeah i could give these men the meanest strap.
Also water sign men are so sexy? wtf??
You can’t tell an Aquarius or Scorpio SHIT. They are very much “erm ackshually my fellow scholar🤓👆🏾 the sun is shuprshingly 📝🤓not the biggest 🤓📚🧪 celestial body within our vast mind boggling universe-🤓👆🏾 you may want to consider looking into stars such Sirius 🤓🤓🤓”
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Like yeah dude. We know that. An Aquarius would probably try to explain to you how to walk as if you had not learned that many years ago in your fresh years on this planet. Girl move.
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It’s so infuriating!! I CANT count how many times I’ve seen Aquarius like this specifically. Like ouu girly you want to be an encyclopedia soooo bad 🙄🙄 Like I don’t know. You guys really seem like know it alls, it’s really your way or the highway. I wanna prove an Aquarius girly wrong so bad. JUST BECAUSE 😈
They are the personification of finding out your ass was really on the remote after all- and now you just don’t want to admit it. Like we don’t care fren just give us the remote I’m trying to watch Once Upon a Time for the 12948372th time. 😔😞
Like girly wrap it up or whatever 🙄
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But no.
No.
I do understand genuinely you guys really like to find information that really helped you out at times-and spread it to dear ones. It's very nice of you seriously- we appreciate it. Thank you my beloved wanna-be-encyclopedia, like rlly seriously my pookie scrimblo sticks. 💗🥰
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Speaking of Aquarian influence. MY GOD. Idc if it’s Saturnian or Uranian or whatever. If it’s Aquarian/Capricornian (does that even make sense? I have come to this DEFINITE conclusion; that AQUARIUS/CAPRICORN IS JUST SO SEXY🤯🤯🤯 but the big emphasis is on Aquarius like MY GAWD.
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*Dance for You by Beyonce starts to play* Like no . . . Papi Hiddleston is SO. FOINE. *DRAMATIC EXPLOSION* He be having me GAWKIN!! you ever see somebody so sexy you get scared ?!?! 😧 like oooh im shivering in me timbers !!! 😰🫣😨
several Aquarius have done me like that N LOOK. DONT EVEN TRY IT- Yes. I’m a marvel girlie. I might litterly bring up anything marvel related on every post so don’t even be shocked lol. Just expect that from now on im so serious lol. and yo my sister mad whacky she said he’s ugly and talked about his bamboozled hairline what a friggin' bitch😔✋🏾n if you think so too on January 22nd, 2024- on that Monday at 8:17 AM you will slip on a banana peel. 😈 🍌🍌🍌
I’m getting sidetracked BUT I watched that new BBC interview of him after season 2.
AND YO.
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HIS VOICE IS SO DEEP WHAT?? ZOO WEE MAMA !!! 🤤🤤🤤
But this is how Capricorn/Aquarius have me😋😋😋
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like it’s me bby . . 😜😉 let me be ur girl . . . mmmh stop trippin papi 😚😋🥰
They are sex walking I’m so sorry. This goes for Capricorn too with that Saturn energy. You guys r so hawt n sexay. Like sheesh meowwwww puurrr slay the boots house down yas. 🐈😼 😈
Like jeez let’s play Cool Cat by queen real quick.
Now listen up!
Virgo, Sagittarius, Leo, Aquarius, Aries, Capricorn, and Gemini !!! Im talking to you !! 💗😋 These placements are so accepting imo. Like no- I've just noticed that these placements.
Virgo- I think you guys seem to be good listeners. This goes for Gemini too- maybe because they may share qualities with Mercury. They both do so in a caring sense- such in a sense that if you feel like maybe no one is hearing you/dont feel heard they will maybe at least try to hear you out. I think they r just great when u need an ear 💗
Now Aries, Sag, Leo Gemini and Aquarius I LOVE YOU AGH. Is it me or like I LOVE WATCHING YOU GUYS BE YOURSELVES AHH. You inspire me so much AHH!!
YOU GUYS INSPIRE ME TO BE BOLD N TO JUST BE MYSELF LIKE ARGHH MATEY!! IM GONNA DO IT!!!!!!
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I feel like there are times. Where you can feel or felt unsure or awkward about yourself. In my opinion I often see these signs just doing their thing at times- it can be unapologetic. It does not even have to be bold or anything they can just be minding their business doing their everyday thing. I guess what I'm saying is I love how authentic the sign can be.
There is some sort of level of confidence in them that they can stand on. I love it.
And yeah- I've just come to this conclusion that Capricorns, Geminis and Aquarius can just be weird? Like lol. Thier humor can be so weird and so out of the box sometimes- personality too. I feel when they are literally just being them, it is very inspiring to me imo.
Like i feel like you can have a dance off in the kitchen like this at 4am with them idk 😭:
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N i guess its why I think these signs (Cap, Leo, Aqua, Aries, Sag) can usually be very sexy easily bc they r just so authentic n raw to me its kind of poetic like im twirling my hair rn n giggling 🤭
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I feel like Leo, Aquarius and Scorpio can be like this when hurt:
"I'm so tall, can't get over me
I'm so low, can't get under me
I must be all these things
For I just threw out the love of my dreams"
Of course- when it comes to modality the four signs will obviously have something in common. What I mean with Leo Aqaurius and Scorpio is- they are just so- well- fixed. I noticed they try to act like they don't care about something- when they very much in fact do. You can't jump over them, you can't get under them- you can't get besides them, and like even if you did- it cannot really affect them that much anyway . . . -right? It feels like punching a stone made of jelly on the inside (literally so random- ik fren lmfao) I can punch a stone, It's fine- well not my knuckles ofc- they can be so hard when hurt. Sheesh. Only if you knew that you wobbled up that Jello a little bit on the inside. (Does that even make sense?)
And don't even try to pick up the stone- its too heavy. They ground themselves whatever philosophy they got going on in their noggin🥴🥴🥴🥴- no matter if its emotionally or whatever.
"He is in my eyes, he is in my ears
He is in my blood, he is in my tears
I breathe love, and see him everyday
Even though my love's a world away
Oh, he's got me wondering
My righteousness is crumbling"
It will bother them. And bother them. And bother them. And bother them. Bother them. And Aqaurius with think about it- try to bargain about it imo. Scorpio with feel a very fucking speicfic way about it and not say SHIT. 🙄😒 Leo's are so silly- they just try to act unfazed
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but we easily know lol like ok girl-I'm sorry but there is something too whimsical/unserious about them to not know when somethings wrong 😭. But yes-back to the point. In short- its so annoying with them bc three gwrorlies dont just want to admit or submit to things at first. These three live off of cool down time !!! lmfao 🤣 you really got to give them a moment. Maybe a long time too. They care so much. Too much at times- like girl be calm.
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I feel like they can do the most. They will do all sorts of things just to stand on something- or an idea or feeling that they had. It is hard for them to be wrong, or to lose. Sometimes I feel like these three need to learn how to truly let things be or go. Not everything has to be a chess game fren. ☹️💗 It like they feel they need to be a few steps ahead- they might feel ashamed or disappointed or sad or otherwise with them.
erm i have few more things to say but im literally tired of typing lol.
Ciao!!
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avenger-hawk · 4 years
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Also I saw ya mention starsigns and sis I am ALL about that noise. I just wanted to put my 2 cents in but this is not to argue or anything just a perspective! (And sorry in advance, this is going to be long, please feel no need to read it but it is cathartic to write!) I think in terms of Sasuke and Nruto I pretty much totally agree with their starsigns (obviously birthcharts are unknown but on the whole their sun signs make sense). 
I guess the most well know trait for Libra is that they are friendly and well liked by everyone, which is pretty obviously a Naruto thing especially after the first few seasons as despite being a pariah at the beginning, he sways just about everyone to his side. But Libra is a cardinal air sign, this generally means they are leaders and full of ideas! They are very original and are the kind of people to get everyone excited and hyped. I think this is pretty obvious in Naru as he is always the most excited and getting people to join in on his ideas. As an air sign, being social and charismatic is all part of the charm (and Libra’s can be VERY charming) and they are great at keeping the peace, we see this in Naru and he is always the one talking the badies down and even standing up for some of them against his own people. Despite this, Libras can be superficial, they can be indecisive and unreliable. I see this in Naru when he is late to training/class/graduation, he tends to be focused on (sakura’s) good looks and vain in the sense of wanting to be the best to the point of neglecting personal development (seen in the early seasons).  Although many of these characteristics can seem similar to a Leo, they differ in a number of aspects. (I, a Leo, will try to be unbiased lol). Leos are fixed fire signs ruled by the Sun (easy to see how we think we are the centre of the universe), as a fire type, it is easy to say Sasuke fits category well but there are more reasons than this why I think so. Keys characteristics of Leos are their loyalty, self-confidence and kindness. Although it could be argued Sasuke is not loyal, I would say he is and that his loyalty to his family both came first and was stronger than his loyalty to the village. Secondly, despite having lived in the shadow of his brother, it is always clear Sasuke is confident in his own abilities as seen when he is unbothered by Naruto as a rival in the early seasons and top of the class. With regards to kindness, Sasuke was a happy and kind child but this kindness was hidden as he grew up. He never tried to hurt anyone unless they got in his way, he genuinely cared for his friends but was driven by the need to avenge his family, another sign of his loyalty to them. And probably one of the most telling points was when he shared his lunch with Naruto, even though he passed this off as beneficial to the team, I believe he said this in order to protect his pride (Leos are VERY prideful). Leos can  also be arrogant (do I really need to provide evidence lol), they are inflexible and once committed will not be swayed (his mission for vengeance) despite difficulty or personal suffering. Leos are lazy, although ambition and enthusiastic, Leos often take the easy way out especially if there is no strong motivation. Leos are very domineering, they want to lead (seen when he makes a bid for hokage), they tend to overpower others (basically everyone but Naruto), and can have difficulty listening to others (basically anytime someone makes a suggestion he doesn’t like lmao). Leo is very compatible with Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius and Aries (<3, Aries is bae). They do not tend to get on well with: Virgo, Pisces OR SCORPIO(!!!). 
Brief interlude: Scorpios and Leos don’t tend to work out because Scorpio (as known as the honorary fire sign) are similar and opposite in all the wrong ways. Both have strong willpower and resolve, are inflexible and intense. Scorpios tend to be more controlled in their emotions but also more silently controlling of others compared to Leo’s loudly dominating nature. Leo’s want someone who will bow to them in the moment of truth but Scorpio bows for no one. 
I’ll do Gemini and then stop I promise! Geminis are a mutable air signs. This means they are flexible, adaptable and changeable. The reason I can only half-heartedly defend Itachi as a Gemini is that I think his resolve is unchangeable and he is capable of being alone and isolated. Apart from this he does follow a number of other gemini traits such as being gentle (kill people as swiftly as possible, tries to avoid bloodshed and fighting), highly intelligent (hokage-level at early age), able to learn and adapt quickly(picked up fireball technique and others with ease). (and I know this is below the belt but fun fact most well known serial killers are Gemini/Pisces/Virgo). Geminis are most known for being multi-faceted, yes, a nice way of saying two-faced. They are open minded and thoughtful and are often known as artists, poets and writers. The story of gemini is that of two brothers divided by all circumstance(different temperament  to Sasuke, different abilities, raised as first son). They are often innocent in nature (Itachi during the first war age 4/5 helping an enemy shinobi). They love to spend time with family, particularly younger as they are child-like in nature. Their intelligence leads them to seek understanding in all things (itachis depression and seeking for meaning in his life at young age). They require freedom (need to be away from the village and family pressures) and are usually quite talkative and eloquent (tbh he leads most of the conversation with Sasuke and talks a fair bit with Naruto). 
So yeah I guess I’ll wrap up haha. I’m not really a fan of the other characters placements I guess for the main ones I’d say:
Naruto: Libra/Taurus/Leo (friendly, food, fiery)
Sasuke: Leo/Scorpio/Aries/Sagg (somethin’ with PASIÓN)
Itachi: Leo, Virgo, Cancer (somethin’ clever but also capable of bein a sad boi)
Orochimaru: Scorpio, no way he ain’t lmao
Sakura: Cancer, come on, how is she not
Kakashi: Gemini, Aries (he a smart boi but he go off too)
Madara: Scorpio, you don’t get fucked up enough to destroy the world without being a scorpio imo lmao
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I’m leaving your opinion here because I already replied to an ask on N*ruto character’s starsigns, so it’s pointless to say I disagree with their official ones, so with yours as well. I can tell you know a lot about it and I’m not the most knowledgeable person on horoscopes so it’s just my personal opinion. Anyway what I can add is that Itachi as a gemini to me seems more like a choice made because Gemini is a double sign graphically, and that kishi chose it like this, not considering how the actual sign is, even though your explanation makes sense I’m not entirely convinced lol, he seems a person under Saturn signs somehow. S*kura as a sensitive cancer is totally not my thing, she isn’t empathic or sensitive, she strikes me more like an Aries or Virgo, some stubborn and imposing one. NO offense to Aries or Virgo ppl ofc, I mean her as a bad example of them.
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taetaesbaebaepsae · 5 years
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Compatibility Chart Commission
For Kim Taehyung and @singularitxe​ ( I hope you love it!)
A/n: I am highkey jealous of this chart, I just want you to know, because I WANT TO BE THIS COMPATIBLE WITH TAE TAE
Second a/n: Please heed the asterisks as I have provided Kristy’s thotty notes below as my mom wouldn’t put this in here bc she’s you know, my mom and I’m thirsty for Tae but I did a more in depth analysis of the sexual and physical aspects of this chart!
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With Virgo Sun (you) and Capricorn Sun (Taehyung) the initial attraction should be strong enough to propel these two into a relationship if either is willing to make the first move. Once they get started, they will find many common goals and plenty to talk about.  Both are mature, responsible and loyal.  Capricorn can be slow to act even if he is in love and needs to be absolutely sure of someone before he will commit.  Virgo, already prone to worry, may become anxious and wonder if he was ever interested at all.  Once you survive the waiting game, however, Capricorn is loyal to the end. 
The sexual relationship should be easy and exciting due to a natural chemistry between these two Earth signs. Problems may arise due to the Aries Moon/Virgo Moon, since his Aries are prone to emotional outbursts and short-lived fits of temper.  You in Virgo, guarded and reserved, may take on the role of therapist to help the loved one through the crisis.  His Aries may be draining on your Virgo's more sensitive nature with brash and impulsive behavior and this can present a challenge to the relationship.  This conflict could be watered down though, by your Mercury Virgo  and his Mercury Capricorn combination as once again, the compatibility amps up and stabilizes his bolder tendencies. Your Mars in Sagittarius may make this "reserved" Virgo a little adventurous and willing to step outside the norm for fun times and light-hearted sexual encounters, especially before commiting to a relationship.  
At almost the opposite end of the spectrum, his Mars/Capricorn* combo may make him even more serious and more prone to isolation, as he plans his path to success. Sexually however, this fire isn't out yet!  If your Mars in Sagittarius can stay the course and reassure his Mars/Capricorn of their staying power, they will be rewarded with a steady source of loyalty and sensual delights. Your Venus/Leo will be flirty and open in opposition of Virgo's sometimes shy nature and may be put off somewhat by his Venus/Aquarius detached way of interacting in a romantic way. While both Leo and Aquarius demand attention, Leo's demonstrations of love may be unnoticed by Aquarius as they seek attention for their genius more than their hearts. 
Your Jupiter/Taurus retrograde and his Jupiter/Sagittarius combination may make for some interesting times as Sagittarius love of adventure and travel may take them to places Jupiter/Taurus never dreamed of.  
Your Taurus retrograde in Jupiter has innate healing abilities they may not be aware of, and this may come in handy for the scrapes his Sagittarius/Jupiter may get them into!  It is all in fun though and Taurus retrograde will be up for the ride. Jupiter/Sagittarius is a lucky placement and this couple may find themselves lottery winners or recipients of a large inheritance. His Saturn/Pisces will pair well with her Saturn/Taurus in retrograde since they both feel the need to work hard and/or be in service for the good of others.  
There may be problems when either or both find themselves having a hard time saying no and over-extending themselves. While your Uranus/Aquarius in retrograde can be rebellious by nature, his Uranus/Capricorn's stick to tradition as Capricorn dictates but may rebel against parts of it.  A family business may be turned upside down for modern technology for example, or a traditional holiday spent on a cruise.  Either way, it should make for even more exciting adventures. Your Neptune in Aquarius retrograde should pair well with his Neptune/Capricorn as both will strive for the ideal and help to force change where change is needed.  This may take the form of a humanitarian cause or protests against abuse of some sort.  In any case, this pairing will try to make a mark on the world in a grand manner. 
This couple share Pluto in Sagittarius and may make for some off the wall adventures as they both long for adventure and freedom from the norm.  Freedom lovers, for themselves and for others, these two could change the world's way of thinking.  On a negative side, this couple could also be the modern Bonnie and Clyde looking for the next big adventure, leaving mayhem in their wake.
Your Lilith/Sagittarius is always on the roam for the next big adventure. Lilith/Sagittarius usually know who they are sexually and may have a hard time finding the one they consider their equal in sexual terms.  In this way they can be a little insensitive towards those who are not quite sure.  Taehyung’s Lilith/Cancer combination might make for a little drama in the bedroom as his emotions are deeply tied to his sexuality and he does not take sex lightly. Lilith/Sagittarius** can add spice to his otherwise safe sexual life and you will never feel unloved.
Your North node Leo and south node Aquarius may get too caught up with their friends’ and family’s problems and let their own take a back seat which can be problematic considering his north node Libra, south node Aries tends to be similar.  This couple needs to make sure to put themselves first, at least some of the time. 
Your Rising Capricorn makes you a born leader and even if you don't know it, are almost always seen that way.  Women rising Capricorns are usually (not always) petite, quick moving and known to be very competent and to "get things done".  Nothing will stop a determined Capricorn rising. They will reach the top on sheer will alone.  On the other hand, his Rising Sagittarius is on the road to adventure, travel, and new experiences.  If this is not reigned in by other aspects of their chart, they may tend to leave rising Capricorn behind in their quest for new horizons. Usually known for their well-formed (ahem..) bodies**, Sagittarius risings are fun-loving souls whose smile can light a room. 
Steady and practical with just enough in their charts to keep it spontaneous and exciting, this pairing is near perfect! 
Kristy’s thotty notes
A/n: Mars and Lilith are the sex signs, the ones that determine physical compatibility according to the zodiac, so I focused on them with one side note from his Sagittarius rising because it’s thotty and I love it
*Mars in Capricorn plus Lilith in Cancer for Taehyung means that he is almost assuredly someone who highly ties emotions to sexual encounters. I headcanon him as at least partially demisexual and this supports that theory. Sexually, this means the more stable your relationship is and the more he is in love with you the more fire your sex will be. Your Mars in Sagittarius is kind of the opposite - you could take or leave emotions with sex, and that might worry him. Taehyung isn’t normally a jealous or possessive person, but with your chart placements being in flirty and seductive signs like Libra and Leo, he might be a little wary that you will look elsewhere or he isn’t exciting enough for you, so this can cause some strife and salty behavior, IMO.
*Your Lilith in Sagittarius as compatible with his Lilith in Cancer:  You’ll tease him a lot sexually and he’ll fucking love it, and he’ll turn the tables on you if he’s feeling particularly in love or appreciated. You’ll temper his emotional outbursts with a fun loving nature in bed, he’ll need a lot of assurance that you won’t look elsewhere, which might cause problems in the beginning. Your sex life will suffer if your relationship is suffering or if he doesn’t feel loved and appreciated, you’ll go through a dry spell. Tae’s withholding sex because he feels like you take him for granted it’s that type of shit BUT if you reassure him and things are stable, the sex will be fire because he aims to please the more he feels comfortable with you the deeper things will get, and take that as you will. In conclusion, things aren’t boring but they can get stagnant if he feels unstable and unsure of your love. He wants to know he’s good enough for you and there isn’t someone better out there for you. He’s a sweet baby boy protect him okay?
****Sagittarius Rising
Usually known for their well-formed (ahem..) bodies**, Sagittarius risings:She means his dick, y’all, she’s saying he has a nice dick ALSO Sagittarius rules hips, so all these hip thrusts make a lot more sense to me now
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A/n: This is a drabble that goes along with this chart as commissioned! Some explanation will go afterward as to how I based this drabble on the chart compatibility.
You and Taehyung alternate between talking all night and sitting comfortably in silence for hours, his hand on your knee or alternately, the back of your head against his chest while you’re reclined on the couch.
You don’t even have on background noise like television or music, usually, and you’re comforted by the sounds of his breathing, the brush of his lips against your ear when he speaks softly to you.
It feels like you’ve known him for ages, but something’s missing, a hole right through your stomach, and you can’t bring yourself to ask him if he feels it too.
It takes weeks of this, weeks of being best friends, him bringing you coffee in the mornings, texting you goodnight every night at exactly the same time, but then suddenly coming over at 3am after a concert, wired and wanting to talk to you for hours. He’s predictable in his unpredictability, anyway, and you find comfort in that, too.
Because you hope that one day that’ll manifest in him finally kissing you or asking you out, because you’ve been waiting and hoping since the day you met. Sometimes you feel like it’s close, he’ll smirk a lot more or be extra handsy after a glass of wine, sometimes he’ll make remarks about your clothes or your legs in a skirt, and you’ll think: finally, it’s happening.
Then the next day he comes to your house and barely touches you, just chats for a bit and watches a movie as if you were just old friends.
Reluctantly, after urging from friends and a persistent suitor at work, you decide to go out on a date, and you’re nervous about it while you’re at Taehyung’s for dinner, pushing your food around on the plate instead of eating.
“What’s wrong?” He’s frowning at you, leaned over the table, and you sigh.
“I’m just nervous about this date I’m going on tomorrow.”
He chokes on his food and clears his throat a few times before he speaks, and he won’t look at you.
“A date, huh?” 
He’s got his jaw set, almost looks angry, and you cock your head, feeling your heart race.
“Yeah,” you say, slowly. “A date.”
“So like...we aren’t exclusive?”
You feel like he’s punched you in the throat. Exclusive? What did that mean? You’ve literally never had a conversation about dating ever in the full month you’ve known him and spent almost every day with him.
“Tae, are we dating?”
“What do you mean, are we dating? Of course we’re dating?” He looks at you, head cocked like a confused puppy, hurt in his dark eyes.
You can’t help but chuckle. He looks so adorable.
“Taehyung, you know, traditionally, you are supposed to actually ask someone out before you start being exclusive, you know?”
He’s still frowning, almost pouting now. “I ask you out all the time, petal.” 
You inwardly swoon at that nickname, one he rarely used, usually only when he was teasing you or trying to talk you into something, and with that voice and those big dark eyes, he could probably talk you into walking off a cliff.
“Taehyung, honestly, so you don’t want me to go out on a date tomorrow?”
He grits his teeth. “Definitely not.” 
You want to squeal at his short bark, how he rejects that idea entirely.
“Tae, you want to date me? Like...date me date me?”
“Yes! Of course!” He throws up his hands in exasperation. “I didn’t know I needed to sign a contract or anything.” He’s grumbling now but you can’t stop smiling.
“Really?”
He stands up and walks over to you, leans down, takes your face in his hands while your heart is doing flips in your chest.
His eyes are soft when he looks into your eyes. “Can I kiss you?”
You sigh deep in your chest. “God, Tae, I thought you’d never ask.”
He smirks before he kisses you so soft and slow you think your heart might break.
***
Explanation for how this drabble relates to the chart
Taehyung’s Capricorn/Sagittarius Cusp sun makes him both predictable and unpredictable, so he’s really confusing reader in that he acts flirty sometimes and then backs off because he’s afraid to rush into anything. His Aries moon also makes him spontaneous, although his Capricorn sun and Mars will dampen that, so he’d really need a push to make a move.
The Capricorn Mars and Cancer Lilith together mean it will take him FOREVER to make a move because the Cancer is afraid of rejection and the Capricorn is afraid of making a wrong decision.
When reader is going out on a date, the possessive Aries moon jumps out and makes a move, FINALLY.
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Of Gods and Men Summary:
When the gods returned to Gielinor, their minds were only on one thing: the Stone of Jas, a powerful elder artefact in the hands of Sliske, a devious Mahjarrat who stole it for his own ends and entertainment. He claims to want to incite another god wars, but are his ulterior motives more sinister than that? And can the World Guardian, Jahaan, escape from under Sliske’s shadow?
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Sliske invites all of Gielinor’s returned gods to his ‘grand ascendency’, claiming godhood. Instead, he uses the platform to pit all the gods against one another in a free-for-all that threatens to tear Gielinor apart. Their incentive? The sole survivor will be awarded what every deity is desperate for - the Stone of Jas...
CHAPTER 1: UNDYING
It was a good three weeks before things calmed down in the war hospital enough that Ozan and Jahaan were dismissed from their duties. They’d been immersed in such a chaotic environment for so long that when they suddenly stopped it was a shock to the system, and both men felt rather displaced. Since Ozan decided to go and reunite with Ariane and Coal - who he had been separated from since the war began - Jahaan thought to tag along and see if he could assist in any of the rebuilding of Lumbridge before he settled upon what to do next. That was the issue after having left the Imperial Guard - finding purpose in day-to-day life. Up until now, life had done a pretty good job of throwing him into adventure, for better or for worse. Being directionless wasn’t his strong suit.
I’ve always wanted to see Prifddinas for myself, Jahaan toyed with the idea in his mind. Though it’s the other side of the world. I can’t walk it. Fuck that noise. I’d need a teleport. Maybe Ariane could get me close…
The two men walked through the remains of Lumbridge, pleased to see just how well the rebuilding effort was going. A lot of structures had four walls now, some of them even a sturdy looking roof. They hadn’t witnessed the destruction at the hands of the gods themselves, but if it was anything like the stories the wounded had told them, then the progress they've made in rebuilding this much was incredible.
After getting some directions from a knight, they were told Ariane would likely be found in or around the mill at the northern end of the town where the Saradominist camp had set up a base of operations. As they approached, Ozan saw Ariane alternating between hand-feeding the chickens some grain in the neighbouring field and ushering Coal away from eating the chickens whole. His face broke into a picture of happiness.
“I’m going to see Sir Tiffy,” Jahaan gave his friend a pat on his back, but Ozan was too captivated to hear him or notice the gesture. “I’ll catch up to you later.”
“Hm, what?” Ozan drawled, dreamily. “Oh, right. Catch you later.”
With that, he made for the field, and Jahaan watched him go, feeling like he was watching a romantic play in action, overdosing on the sappiness of it all. After forcing himself to stop grinning like an idiot at the sight, he made for the mill entrance.
A white knight stopped him, asking for his credentials. After giving him his name, the knight retreated inside, and moments later, a cheery old voice called out, “Come in, my boy!”
A warm grin spread across Jahaan’s face. Sir Tiffy’s voice never failed to cheer him up.
The mill seemed a lot bigger on the inside than it did outside, fitting desks, armour stands and enough of Saradomin’s top knights with room to spare. When he caught Sir Tiffy’s eye, he bowed in greeting.
“Forget that son, come here!” Sir Tiffy motioned him in for a hug. Knowing it would be rude to refuse, Jahaan forfeited his personal space long enough to allow the old knight to give him a tight squeeze, one with the amount of enthusiasm only reserved for drunk people. It was made worse by the fact the knight was wearing armour.
Finally releasing the man he was suffocating, Sir Tiffy motioned for Jahaan to sit opposite him and exclaimed, “I haven’t seen you in so long, lad! Would you like a cup of tea?”
Politely, Jahaan declined. Sir Tiffy ordered one for himself before asking, “How’s Al Kharid? It was a shame you didn’t stay and fight - we could have done with your help - but I understand, my boy.”
“It was nice to be back in the desert,” Jahaan replied, dancing past the whole ‘abandoning Saradomin’ debate that Sir Owen had brought up when he first left. “Congratulations on your victory.”
“Ah, it was marvelous! Such an honour to fight under the lord himself, what?” Sir Tiffy took the piping hot cup of tea and sipped it delicately.
“Sir, the priest has an issue with the placement of his new church,” one of the knights barged into mil, sleepless eyes that told the world he’d ‘had it up to here’ with everyone and everything. “He says that the river is too-”
That was when his eyes caught Jahaan’s, and in a flash, his sword was drawn. Instinctively, Jahaan shot up from his chair and drew his own, backing himself up into a wall. Like dominos, other knights drew their swords and pointed them at Jahaan.
Oh shit. He remembered.
Sir Tiffy shot up from behind his desk. “What is the meaning of this here, what?”
“It’s him,” the knight spat. “The one that killed Sir Tenly at the Al Kharid border!”
Sir Tiffy looked heartbroken, sorrowful eyes resting upon a panic-stricken Jahaan who looked like a cornered animal. “Is it true, lad?”
“It… it happened so fast!” Jahaan felt the weight of disapproval and anger directed at him, heavier than any armour. It broke his own heart, the thought of disappointing one of his heroes. “I didn’t mean to. I just-... he just-...”
His defence was as flimsy as papyrus, and worth as much too.
“Jahaan, I didn’t take you for a… for a murderer,” Sir Tiffy choked. “When I heard about the incident, never in a lifetime would I have thought it’d be you to murder one of my boys…”
“I’m not a murderer!” Jahaan protested, but it was in vain. He knew it was too late for him.
With a long, painful sigh, Sir Tiffy announced, “I have no choice. Until this here matter is cleared up, I am arresting you in the name of Saradomin. Put down your sword, lad.”
Fuck that.
Jahaan pressed himself backwards even further, the wall greeting him like an unwelcome house guest. Seeing how he was outnumbered, without armour and in the middle of Saradominist territory, he didn’t fancy his chances in a sword fight. Instead, he subtly reached into his pocket and clasped his hand around the runes Gypsy Aris had given him all that time ago, thanking the gods he’d thought to keep ahold of them.
Runes came with certain charges infused into them; for this particular spell Gypsy Aris wanted him to use, he needed two of each element, so two charges were placed into the runes. The tiny stones felt warm in his palms, buzzing with hidden energy.
Taking a deep, measured breath, he tried to calm himself and focus on the centre of East Ardougne's market square. He tried to picture all the stalls, the guards patrolling the premise, the people rushing about the place, desperate for a deal. If he had a clear enough mind and focused correctly, he should be whisked away and planted in the market square. At least, that’s what he thought. The wizards that tried to teach him teleportation didn’t really go into much detail, and honestly, he had no idea how or why it worked. So many people use it as an effective means of transportation, but magic really wasn’t Jahaan’s cup of tea. He felt more comfortable with something tangible in his hands, and while the rune stones were technically tangible, the energy and magic they exuded was far from it.
Though he knew it wasn’t ideal, and he’d be making an enemy of just about Saradominist knight for doing so, Jahaan decided upon ‘fuck it’, and tried to channel the spell.
Exhaling slowly, Jahaan concentrated so hard, focused so much on trying to block out the chaos surrounding him, until eventually he was whisked away, furious knights shouting at him in his wake.
When he opened his eyes, many people were standing over him, a lot of them laughing. He felt something very uncomfortable beneath him, jagged and sharp, but right next to it was something undeniably soft and squishy. When he managed to examine his hand, he noticed it was covered in jam.
“GER OFF ME STALL!” came a loud, bellowing voice, followed by rough hands forcing him to his feet. He tried to gather his bearings, quickly trying to shake off the wave of nausea that always accompanied his teleportation attempts.
Well, at least I made it to the market...
Behind him was the collapsed remains of the cake stall he’d landed on, accompanied by the very cross looking stall owner. Guards were enclosing on him, looking equally cross.
He briefly opened his mouth to try and explain himself, then thought better of it, instead deciding to follow the philosophy that had served him vaguely well for the last couple of hours:
Fuck it.
With that, he took off running, bolting out of the market square and through the smaller streets of the outskirts of East Ardougne, not even looking back to see how many guards were on his tail. Oh, he was definitely being pursued - he could hear their footsteps and panting behind him - but Jahaan had the stamina advantage, and after enough ducking weaving between side streets, he lost the guards.
Straightening himself out, Jahaan took a long gulp of water from his waterskin, caught his breath, and tried to look as non-suspicious as possible as he left through the city gates.
Well, that didn’t go as well as I’d hoped, Jahaan huffed, not dawdling around the city’s walls for more than a moment’s breath. Instead, he kept running north, wanting to put as much distance between angry guards and himself as possible.
Once he was sure he wasn’t being pursued any longer, Jahaan all but collapsed on the grass, doubled over and fighting for breath. Damn, I need to work on my cardio…
Suddenly Gypsy Aris’ vision seemed to make a lot more sense. How did she know? Jahaan wondered, And why couldn’t she have foreseen a destiny with less being chased by angry men with swords?
Another thought popped into his head - Ozan. Word would have gotten around by now, so hopefully he’d at least know he was safe, but Jahaan decided to send a letter next time he saw Postie Pete roaming around, just in case.
Picking himself off the could and wiping dry the grass stains he’d accrued, Jahaan examined his surroundings. Well, what little there were.
Trees. Trees as far as the eye can see. The rough outline of a structure to the north-east Jahaan deduced would be the Legends’ Guild, and thus knew to stay far away from that. Seeing as the nearest civilisation (that wasn’t Ardougne) was Seers’ Village, he decided to make his way back up there, hoping they’d allow him back in the pub after the ruckus he created last time, and figure out what to do after a few drinks and decent meal inside him.
So, using the sun as a compass, he started walking.
And walking, and walking.
A lot of this adventuring lark really is nothing but walking.
Then, breaking him out of his daydream-like trance he’d found himself in as he lumbered onwards, a weak voice called out from behind him, “Kind sir, please wait!” 
When Jahaan turned to the west, the origin of the cry, he saw a bloodstained monk stumbling towards him. “Please... Oh great Saradomin please help me!”
It wasn’t every day you saw a monk in such a frenzy; Jahaan’s concern peaked, and before he knew it, he was trailing after the monk, who ushered him to follow. “What's going on?”
It didn’t take long for them to reach what he was being led to - three bodies, bloodstained and lifeless, cloaked in monk’s robes. But this wasn’t like any other corpse he’d ever seen. No, these ones had a pool of grey mist floating above them, twisting and turning, weaving and bending in place. And the awful wailing they made… it sent chills down Jahaan’s spine. It looked like their souls were detached from their bodies.
“I-It all happened so fast,” the monk quavered, “Please protect me. Please! Oh no - what if they come back?!”
“It's okay, I can help you,” Jahaan softly reassured, asking, “Try to calm down. Can you tell me your name?”
“Samuel. B-Brother Samuel,” the monk introduced, his breathing slightly more collected now. “Someone... m-murdered my brothers. Th-they left me alive. Why didn't they take me and not them?”
Jahaan studied the corpses, his eyes unable to draw away from the tortured souls floating above them. “Something’s wrong with them. I’ve never seen anything like this.”
“I-It only happened after their murder, I-I don't think it was the killer that caused it. They just look so tormented, like their souls cannot pass onto the afterlife…”
The souls will not rise… Jahaan remembered the haunting words of Gypsy Aris, causing him to visibly shudder.
Not noticing this, a whimpering Brother Samuel continued, “I keep racking my brains, but it's all a blur. Damn my old age - I can't remember anything of the attacker!”
This desperately disheartened Jahaan. “Really, nothing?”
“I-I only saw the attacker flee in darkness, like the light had been sucked from the area! But I did not get a good look at them. P-Please, I beg of you... help me search for evidence so we can find who killed my brothers and bring them to justice.”
“Of course I’ll help you,” Jahaan assured. But then, his mind darted back to the last time some out of the blue stranger requested his assistance. Fortunately, he remembered Wahisietel’s advice, and with all the conviction he could muster, he declared, “Okay, I’ll help you, but on one condition. You have to let me touch your forehead.”
Unsurprisingly, this didn’t go down too well with the monk. “Come again?”
“I want to touch your forehead.”
“But… but why?”
“You don’t get to ask questions,” Jahaan maintained, standing firm. “It’s that or I walk.”
“...”
“...”
“O-Okay, fine!” Brother Samuel caved, awkwardly leaning forward. Like it was the most natural thing in the world - despite feeling desperately embarrassed internally - Jahaan reached out and placed two fingers between the man’s eyes, sighing with relief when he noted the normal temperature.
“Thank you,” Jahaan straightened his shoulders, trying to recollect his dignity and forget that ever happened. “Where should we start?”
Brother Samuel suggested, “I think it would be best to start by searching for clues that point to the killer. You're bound to find something in the surrounding area. Y-you should check th-the... bodies, too. I need a moment to collect my thoughts…”
Brother Samuel walked away, giving Jahaan room enough to examine the crime scene unhindered by the monk’s quivering. The poor man looked ghastly. Perhaps it was his first corpse...
As Jahaan investigated the first corpse, he noted that the monk had been impaled with several small crystals. His arms were pale, like all the blood had drained from them, and there were scrapes on his knees, as if he was kneeling before being killed.
There was a faint murmuring coming from the floating essence above the body. Leaning in closely, Jahaan could hear the tortured words, “Bound… shackled… free me... mercy! Oh Saradomin, mercy…”
Another slaughtered monk had arms that were splattered with blood, but didn’t seem to be wounded. Instead, his heart had been pierced by a sharp blade with pinpoint accuracy.
With this soul, Jahaan could only make out the words ‘Saradomin’ and ‘light’ amidst the garbled mumbling.
The last corpse had wrists and hands covered in blood, like he was desperately trying to hold his wound closed. There was only one clean wound to his heart - the work of a skilled assassin.
This soul cried out louder than the others, though its words were broken up by agonised wails. “It was… the masked face… trapped me… release me, Saradomin…”
Masked face? This did not bring joy to Jahaan’s heart; instead, a weighted sinking feeling engulfed him. Still, he had more of the crime scene to investigate.
The nearby tree caught his eye next, and arrow protruding from the split bark. Pulling it out, Jahaan examined in closely, noting its fine craftsmanship and sharp crystal tip unlike any he’d ever handled before. Then, in his peripheral vision, a shiny silver ring glimmered in the sunlight. When Jahaan picked it up, he saw it was engraved with a dialect he could not decipher, but recognised as elven.
Making his way back to Brother Samuel, who was caught in the middle of hurried prayers, sorrowful eyes staring into the sky, Jahaan called out, “Brother Samuel, I’ve had a look around. Check this out.”
Handing over the ring and arrow, Brother Samuel squinted, examining the two very closely, like he was studying a museum artifact. “Strange. Most peculiar. It could have been an elf who did this, as the ring and arrow seem to be elven craft. I just can't remember - it was all over so quickly…”
“It must be horrible, but try to focus,” Jahaan softly encouraged.
“I'm sorry. I have seen much in my many years, but I never thought to stare evil in the face as I have done today. Let me think. My only knowledge of the elves comes from tales and legends I was told as a child. I vaguely remember the tale of their goddess, Seren. She was ridden with guilt, and shattered herself into thousands of crystals to always be with her followers. But she was supposed to believe the different races could live in peace. Why would an elf want to do this to us?”
Jahaan shook his head. “It doesn’t make much sense…” he bit his tongue, deliberating internally whether to share the ‘masked face’ observation with Brother Samuel. It could have just been a coincidence, a throwaway remark from a tortured soul...
Tearing up, Brother Samuel exclaimed, “I just want to know why! Why would someone do something so horrific to innocent monks? We’re pacifists! And their souls… why can’t they leave their bodies? Why can’t they be liberated into Saradomin’s embrace?”
“I believe I may be of some help, mortals…”
The voice came from all around them, and simultaneously nowhere at all. But there was something about the voice that Jahaan recognised, and his heart warmed at the comforting familiarity in amongst all of this horror. “Icthlarin, is that you?”
“Yes, it is I. Do not be alarmed. My arrival on the surface world is imminent…”
Brother Samuel didn’t seem to calm down, especially since the ground started rumbling.
A crack in the ground appeared beside them, growing rapidly, tearing the earth apart. From it, glorious white light shone from the depths, so bright that Brother Samuel land Jahaan had to cover their eyes. Once the light subsided and the earth had healed, the two uncovered their eyes and saw that Icthlarin had arrived.
The canine deity stood at just under six feet tall, muscled and imposing, with sharp teeth that could cut through steel. Majestic turquoise and golden robes were draped over his shoulders and around his waist, light and infrequent enough to be suited to the desert climate. His shins and wrists were armoured in guards of the same colour, and atop his head was a two-pronged crown that couldn’t help but look like large ears. In his left hand was a long staff with what seemed to be a goblet atop; from it, green energy seeped constantly into the air.
With a warm smile, Jahaan cheered, “It’s good to see you again, Icthlarin. How’s Amascut? Any news?”
Sighing heavily, Icthlarin regretfully informed, “I am afraid my sister’s madness has not subsided. She still summons creatures to devour the souls that I strive to protect. But I have not lost hope, my friend. Neither should you.”
“Excuse me, who are you?” Brother Samuel piped up, his voice cracking slightly.
Turning to Brother Samuel, Icthlarin addressed, “Forgive my rudeness, mortal. I have yet to properly introduce myself. My name is Icthlarin, God of the Underworld.”
Now, Brother Samuel’s fear transitioned swiftly into confusion. “Umm… no, not ringing any bells.”
“Ic...Icthlarin… I guide souls to the Underworld...? I am part of the Menaphite Pantheon...?”
Brother Samuel shook his head. “No, nothing I’m afraid. Are you a new god or something?”
Icthlarin’s embarrassment turned to a mild form of indignation, though he did well to compose himself. “No, I am not a ‘new god’. I was on this planet long before your deity!”
“Then how come I’ve never heard of you?”
“I-!” clenching his first, Icthlarin took a long, deep breath, trying to shuffle off the urge to shout the priest down. “We do not have time for this. World Guardian,” he turned to Jahaan. “I had sensed many dead here, souls that passed at the hands of another.”
“Yeah, but why are they like… this?” Jahaan emphasised, pointing to a tortured soul, struggling to shuffle off its mortal coil.
“That I can shed some light to,” the deity informed, “The reaper of souls, whom you know as ‘Death’, has gone missing. Without his scythe, there is nothing to sever the tie between souls and their physical shells. Their souls are in limbo, shackled to these lifeless husks. I have travelled across all of Gielinor bearing witness to the same thing. I cannot help them all.”
Gasping, Brother Samuel cried, “That’s awful! Is everyone who dies trapped now?”
“Only on the realm of Gielinor. Other realms are not governed by the same principles of mortality. Death does have fail safes in place, helpers that are able to use shards from his scythe to release souls, but they are unable to keep pace with the flow of souls. I am assisting by transporting the deceased to them. But I am tired, mortal - there is much that needs my attention. I have never known Death to neglect his duties - not once in thousands of years. There is something more sinister afoot.”
“Then we need to find Death,” Jahaan asserted. With a heavy sigh, he decided to confess his suspicions to the jackal-headed deity. “I’ve an idea as to who might be behind these killings and, by extent, Death’s disappearance.”
“Who, my friend?”
Jahaan’s shoulders sagged; wincing, he said, “I believe you’re familiar with the Mahjarrat Sliske?”
“Sliske…” Icthlarin shuddered at the name. “I am all-too familiar with that particular rapscallion. This business of torturing souls does seem to fit his modus operandi.”
“That, and one of the trapped souls mentioned a ‘masked face’. Brother Samuel also said something about the attacker’s way of teleporting, where the spell absorbed light instead of emitting it, like the spellcaster-”
“...was escaping to a darker rift or dimension,” Icthlarin finished, his heart heavy.
“Pardon me,” Brother Samuel cleared his throat. “Who is this Sliske character?”
“Sliske is a Zarosian Mahjarrat,” Icthlarin solemnly explained, “He and I have a tumultuous history. Once he fought with his brethren in my armies. Then, he betrayed me and turned the Mahjarrat’s allegiance to Zaros. I wonder if he is trying to garner my attention by taking Death captive?”
“If it is indeed Sliske, then it looks like he’s trying to pit the gods against one another,” Jahaan gravely added. “Seems like Sliske’s trying to make it look like elves butchered these Saradominist monks. The crystal tip arrows are a dead giveaway to Seren’s followers.”
“As I pointed out earlier,” Brother Samuel piped up, “Seren and Saradomin have always had a peaceful relationship. There would be no reason for her followers to perform such a heinous act.”
“I agree,” Icthlarin concurred, gripping tighter onto his powerful staff. “Something eludes us still. But what is clear is that he is setting in motion dangerous events, and we cannot let him continue. I would like to ask for your help, Jahaan. You have seen the evil at work here, and have first-hand experience in dealing with Sliske.”
Humbly, Jahaan replied, “Of course. I’ll do whatever I can.”
“Thank you, my friend. Our highest priority is- wait... something is wrong.”
Icthlarin sniffed the air, his body going tense and rigid. “Prepare yourself, Jahaan. I sense the approach of the undead.”
Beneath them, the ground began to shiver and shake, eventually breaking away all together as six skeletons with flesh barely clutching onto their limbs arose from the dirt.
Drawing his two short swords, Jahaan crouched into a fighting stance. Beside him, Icthlarin’s staff glowed as he did the same. He made a motion with his hand, and then seemed very perplexed afterwards. Meanwhile, Brother Samuel cowered behind them.
Fortunately, the skeletons were just as brittle as they looked; Jahaan charged forward and slashed straight through the torso of one without breaking a sweat. Icthlarin’s staff made short work of another two, while Jahaan took out one with a decapitating strike.
The last two were felled with ease, and from the remains of one of them, a tiny box materialised.
Sheathing his weapon, a curious Jahaan picked up the box from in amongst the pile of bones. “Huh…” was all he said. It didn’t seem to have a keyhole, and when he tried to prise the lid open, it wouldn’t budge.
“Well fought, mortal,” Icthlarin praised, his staff returning to its regular state. “I am not accustomed to the undead withstanding my power.”
“Why did they withstand it?”
“Ordinarily I would dispatch tens of wights with a wave of my hand, but these… it seemed almost as though they were attuned to my power. Like something was protecting them,” his eye then caught the box Jahaan was holding. “What is that in your hand?”
As soon as he said that, murky grey smoke began to seep from the mysterious box, and in his shock, Jahaan dropped the box to the ground, stepping back in surprise. “Is it meant to do that?”
Gradually, the smoke began to take the shape of a mask, a typical theatre style accessory with a menacing grin plastered onto it. “Boo! Bet you didn’t see this coming.”
Icthlarin regarded to mask with apprehension. “What in the Underworld are you, creature?”
“For starters, I am no creature. I’m just a little message - or, rather, an invitation - from my master. You have the honour of being invited to the greatest event in all six ages!”
“Speak clearly, mask,” Icthlarin demanded. “Who is your master? What event do you speak of?”
“Why, the grand ascension of Sliske, of course!” the mask exclaimed, his voice full of wicked laughter.
Jahaan crinkled his brow. “Sliske’s ascension?”
Icthlarin’s shoulders sagged. “In light of recent events, the bastard must now believe he is worthy of godhood. But the treacherous snake must be mad to think I’d respond to such an invitation…” the words caught in his throat like bile.
The Mask sighed. “Poor Icthlarin. So easily frustrated by a talking box. My master believed you might react this way, but in light of a certain someone’s disappearance, we thought you might be amenable to accepting our invitation...”
Icthlarin’s eyes grew wide. “You would have the audacity to kidnap Death himself?!”
“Calm down Icky. All you need to do to save your precious Death is open this box, and you will be transported to the Empyrean Citadel. Oh, and bring the World Guardian with you. I have a feeling he won’t want to miss this either. Now, come along. My master won’t wait forever…”
With that, the smoke dissipated, and the box returned to its mundane appearance.
“The situation is apparent now,” Icthlarin’s tone was grave. “Sliske's plan is as evil and manipulative as I have come to expect from him. With Death gone, Sliske knew I would come to the surface world to deal with the trapped souls. After killing the people you see here, he predicted my arrival and left his wights to ambush me. But they were just a show of his power. The real purpose was to deliver his invitation. Kidnapping Death leaves me no choice but to attend his ascension.”
Jahaan added, “I bet he’s hatching similar schemes to force the other gods into attendance.”
“Then the situation is more dire than I first believed. To what end, I do not know. But I must go to the Citadel and release Death. Still, I cannot bring myself to trust this box.”
“If there’s one thing you can trust, it’s that you can’t trust Sliske,” Jahaan parroted Wahisietel’s wise words from the Ritual Site, biting the inside of his cheek.
“E-Excuse me…” Brother Samuel meekly raised his hand, hunched over slightly. “B-But if you do not get Death to return, does that mean my brothers will never be free?”
“Your brothers will be free,” Icthlarin assured. “I will transport them to Death’s Mansion myself. Death’s helpers are there. They will release the trapped souls from their bodies. However, if we do not find and release Death from his captor, things will never go back to normal.”
With a wave of his arm, and a low bow of his head, Icthlarin caused the bodies faded away.
Straightening his stance, Icthlarin declared. “I must go to the Citadel. It appears Sliske requests your company as well. Will you attend alongside me, World Guardian? I need an ally, and am not sure who, or what, I shall encounter upon my arrival.”
Jahaan’s stern expression allowed a wry smile to creep through. “For you? Wouldn’t miss it.”
Picking up the box again, Jahaan and Icthlarin took a good few strides away from Brother Samuel - just in case he was caught in the teleportation spell due to his close proximity - and this time, Jahaan managed to open the lid. Light attacked them, rendering their vision blank and white, but they could feel movement. Unsteady, directionless movement, but movement nonetheless.
When Jahaan managed to open his eyes, he was inside the Empyrean Citadel.
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Sex and Mars through the signs
Mars is the planet of passion, chaos, anger, power, and sexuality. People often associate Mars with anger, but it's much more than that. Mars can reveal a person's passions and the way that they assert themselves. It can also reveal aspects of a person's sexual tastes.
As with anything else, these are just possibilities. How much you identify with these things depend heavily on the rest of your chart (i.e. the other placements and aspects of one's natal chart can heavily affect accuracy)
Aries: Always ready to go, probably has a VERY strong libido. May come off quite strong and persistent. Probably someone that loves a good scalp massage. HAIR PULLING. Probably very domineering (and may be sadists. Needs a consistent, healthy sex life. Not exhibitionists BUT prone to spontaneous sex in unplanned places (idk they just want it when they want it, if it happens to be in public then so be it). Someone who takes risks.
Taurus: Loves that sensual shit. Seduction is art for them. Someone that makes sexy playlists and lights candles and all that. LOTS of foreplay. Taurus rules the throat, so they're likely weak for neck kisses, hickies, maybe even choking. Sometimes lazy (pillow princess. Lazy not because they don't care, just because they want to be treated, they love self-indulgence. As long as it feels good they probably won't complain
Gemini:Gemini rules the mouth. Love hearing the noises their partner makes. Probably LOVES giving oral, and has strong head game. Intellectual. You have to stimulate their mind before their body. Gets bored easily, so they like trying new positions and toys all the time. Very imaginative. They love phone sex and they love flirting (sometimes more than physically having sex). Good with their hands, may enjoy mutual masturbation. Lots of flexibility, usually don't take on dominant roles.
Cancer: Feelings are important for them. They like the idea of impregnation (so someone that may be into creampies or cum play). Someone to hold you hand and tell you how much they love you while you bang. Soft af and likely less assertive. Drawn to people that have some squish to them. Cancer rules the breasts so they may be rly drawn to busty folks. AND IF NOT then they're probably into spanking (whether they're doing the spanking or being spanked). Either way, they love the squish.
Leo: Praise kink? Likely. All about being extra. Tends to take charge. Sex is fun for them, literally play time. Sometimes it can be a performance for them. May be into role play. Possible exhibitionists. The type to film themselves or take erotic photos of themselves.
Virgo: Lowkey kinky af. Down for pretty much anything; they aim to please. May not have much variety, but again if you suggest something they'll probably be down for it. Ruled by Mercury like Gemini so you might have the mentally stimulate them (perhaps with dirty talk). They'll figure out what you want/need and always fulfill you. Needs to talk to and get to know people a little before fucking tbh. Prudes or Freaks there's no in between here. Likely to have very specific fetishes.
Libra: Talk about exhibitionists. Mirrors, they love watching themselves. NEED attention. Someone more than willing to have public sex. May suppress their desires sometimes though. Another one that loves a LOT of foreplay. You gotta court them first. They'll treat you and make you feel good then revert to being a pillow princess. They need good aesthetics (so probably a fan of lingerie). Scented candles and rose petals. Likely to enjoy sex w multiple partners (3somes, 4ways etc.)
Scorpio: Intense, like to feel like they're becoming one with their partners. Possessive so generally VERY private. Dominating af, love the feeling of having power. Love to know aLL your secrets (i.e. exactly how to please you, they want to figure out all your kinks). Most likely (along with Capricorn) to be into bondage. They like to feel like they own you, might mark you up (but not too much, other people don't have to see, but you need to know who you belong to). May take a while to let you get to see all this though
Sagittarius: FUN. ALWAYS wants to try new things, they'll get bored otherwise. Have a hard time sticking with one partner. Like a bit of a challenge. Into doing things semi-publically. They like the risk of maybe getting caught. Like to be watched. Ruled by the planet of excess, probably have a very strong sex drive. Always ready to go. Probably has a lot of interesting fetishes (but will try a lot of them out, explore everything about one fetish then move onto the next). Hate being contained.
Capricorn: Pet play? Pet play. You want to talk about control? Capricorn loves that shit (being on either end of it). They either seek to control others or relinquish all control. High key into bondage(like Scorpio). They like to tie folks up, maybe put some collars on them. They can keep going forever. The type to tease you (and probably edge you) for hours until you're begging for it. Into biting and scratching.
Aquarius: Talk about orgies, they love group activity. Very adventurous, always looking for something new. High key freaks that are probably down to try anything (on their terms though). The type to constantly buy new toys. Often only like change on their terms though. May have celibacy streaks because they channel their sexual energy into other outlets.
Pisces: They can do anything, down for anything. Exhibitionism and orgies? Why not? They get satisfaction from their partner's pleasure. Do whatever is necessary for their partner. Might even fuck just to feel needed emotionally. They fantasize A LOT, they're very imaginative. Might have a foot fetish.
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