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narcoticwriter · 7 months

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I'm Finally Breaking My Silence.

I can't take it anymore. Someone has to know about this. It's been years since the realization dawned on me and years since I've kept my lips sealed, but I can bear it no longer.

It makes no fucking sense how the tall Genshin women have heels.

This is a meme, but I'm also on something else entirely. Maybe it's delusion.

I don't care if it's for the fanservice, I don't care if it's hot, and I certainly don't care if people like it because it makes no sense whatsoever.

I don't know how people can run around in varying landscapes and roads on heels. I don't know how the heel itself would survive such treatment. And I don't know how the wearer, no matter how skilled, would not trip and fall on their ass.

Some instances can be afforded more forgiveness than others, but this will not stop me from compiling a list of how I feel about them individually and as people:

Actual Insanity -

Beidou: The Alcor is a wooden boat. One day, that heel is slipping through a small hole in the floor, snapping off, and sending her careening across the starboard. Someone's going to laugh. And then they will be tossed into the brine before being pulled back out and promptly begging for forgiveness. I cry.

Jean: The Gunnhildrs are masochists. The pain is worth it for Mondstadt, as always. How does she do it, running around everywhere and carrying the Knights of Favonius on her back? There's no way that she doesn't kick off the boots while sitting at her desk when it becomes too much to bear.

Dehya: When she says that she wants to slay on the battlefield as much as her looks, I did not think that the shoes would also be a thing to consider. And in sand? Are you mad? Those heels are sinking. No wonder her burst cancels when she jumps. Imagine having to rework your precarious footing every single time.

Yelan: This sick woman unironically likes it. She probably enjoys the sensation of pain every single time it becomes borderline pleasurable. It doesn't help that she looks forward to it being treated too. Herbalist Gui is getting really sick of having to wrap her feet in gauze after slathering it with medicinal foot cream.

Rosaria: I don't know if she's capable of caring anymore, actually. She doesn't seem to process this the same. The woman has an aesthetic to commit to and she doesn't do anything halfway, including her fit. She says she doesn't get drunk, but you know damn well that it and the nicotine numb the pain.

Eula: Anyone who says that they can do reconnaissance work and wear those things is lying, and Eula Lawrence is no exception to this rule. To add insult to injury, she also has spurs on them. Spurs on those beasts of shoes. Respectfully, she needs to twist her ankle and be put on bedrest for the day, so she can think about it.

Candace: I can't believe that this mentally brought me to my fucking knees. How dare you? You live in an area that is mostly sand and dust! You go out in the night and kill things! You're constantly out and about taking care of things! WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH HIGH HEELS?!?

Shenhe: (head in hands) I don't even know if she knows that this isn't normal to wear. I'm going to Cloud Retainer's domain and demanding that she be put in something that makes more sense. She lives in the mountains for Archon's sake! She may not act entirely human, but trust me, she is one at the end of the day.

It Makes Some Sense -

Kujou Sara: She's won, actually. Geta are allegedly much more comfortable to wear than heels. She slays, stays stylish, and isn't suffering while doing so. Good for her, because this is one of the only wins she has in a long, long list of L's, mostly attributed to Yae Miko if you take the time to really look at it.

Lisa: Is she really going to be running around all that much? No! Because she has her little helpers to go around and do things for her. And even if she has to go around by herself, she does so at a rate that isn't breakneck speed. Also, I personally believe that she has some potions and enhancements to help out with it.

Ningguang: She barely gets a pass. Barely. I personally don't believe she takes that walk around the pier every day. It's every other day at the most consistent. At every other function, you can trust that she has a seat and that she's not on her feet. She can afford to have such accommodation.

Raiden Shogun: If her body wasn't a puppet that she made for herself, I would absolutely put her in the other category. She absolutely made sure that she wouldn't feel pain while wearing those things and it shows with how she's able to move like she does in combat.

Yae Miko: I won't call it foul and say that since she can shift into a kitsune form, she's not going into this category, but provide the proof in other ways. Do you really see her going anywhere in a hurry? Precisely the point. She could probably get away with people carrying her places.

[AAAAAA] -

Arlecchino: I have no words for the atrocity that is those heels. None at all. If I think about them too much, I'll start frothing at the mouth, and not in any good way.

Conclusion - My heart weeps prematurely for Clorinde and Navia. Fontainian fashion can kiss my ass. I mourn their feet.

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wri0thesley · 2 years

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thinking about poor maid reader being left to clean someone’s desk who has left rather an . . . interesting book open.

ft: albedo, lisa, ayato, yae miko. not sfw, minors dni. power dynamics, mentions of food in ayato’s.

perhaps they’re a maid for the knights of favonius. though albedo’s workshop is off-limits to most people, his office still needs to be kept in something close to good order - and you are very careful and fastidious and smart enough to know what ought to be left where it is. ‘books that albedo has left open’ are definitely in that category; if it’s left open on a particular page, it must be because albedo is studying something in it. normally, this kind of thing would go over your head - but it’s terribly hard for the extremely detailed diagram of two people locked in sexual congress to be ignored. neither can albedo’s sketchbook, left open - the same position rendered in loving detail. the man in the sketch is quite clearly albedo - even in pencil, the line of his mouth and the sweep of his hair is unmistakeable - but the other . . . that’s a startling representation of what you would look like, naked and on your hands and knees with albedo’s fingers digging into the soft skin of your waist - of what your face would look like, thrown back in pleasure with intimately sketched beads of sweat trickling down your face, eyes hazy--

albedo comes in behind you. he’s very, very matter of fact when he opens his mouth - not an ounce of shame in him, simply a very real, very honest hunger;

“oh. you saw them. i can’t help thinking that i haven’t gotten the angle of your hips quite right. would you be willing to assist me with some hands-on experience?”

or, sticking with the thought of the knights of favonius - one of their duties as maid is to head into the library, and assist lisa in making sure all the books that have been dragged from shelves and onto tables are put back exactly where they belong. for as languid as the librarian is, she’s very particular about the books; and so, you always make sure to check the correct dustcover is on them, that no bookmark has been left unattended. you’ve also become familiar with the books that are in the ‘restricted’ section - and the one that lisa has open on her desk is most certainly for that.

you’ve always been fascinated by her; it’s hard not to be, hearing whispers of her prowess and how she’s wasted in the library. fascination, too, rears its head in the form of how lovely she is; the glitter of her eyes and the low-cut dress and the spill of her hair, the lilting voice when she thanks you for your assistance and teasingly says what a good little helper you are. so you sneak a glance at the text - just to know what it’s about.

your face rapidly heats as you realise you’re reading what amounts to a recipe for an aphrodisiac potion; one that talks about making the intended target ‘ripe and lush for the taking’, ‘sizzling with need to be claimed in every way possible’ - one that talks about how the subject will - depending on genitalia - either find themselves dripping all over the floor in desperate need to be filled, or achingly hard in need to fill something themselves.

“there you are, cutie,” lisa’s voice is a purr, a hand coming to rest on your shoulder. “i made you tea.”

perhaps you’re a maid of the kamisato estate, who thoma places a particular trust in - partly because ayato has taken such a great liking to you. you’re rather in awe of the young master - he’s so elegant and fastidious and terribly handsome, and sometimes he says things to you that make him smile at you like he’s a fox circling a small rabbit. mostly, people do not clean ayato’s desk - he uses it as a hub of sorts, with people who need him clipping things amongst the pages in order to let him know whatever they need when they may not be around to speak with him - but his office still needs tending to a little.

and so does the inkwell, which he never properly empties - his various calligraphy brushes, which he never properly cleans. as a conscientous maid, you never go snooping about in ayato’s personal matters and work-related paperwork - but it would be someone with poor sight indeed who’d miss that he’d left a book open on his desk--

your eyes widen as you see the illustration; one clearly drawn for titillation above all else. the page beside it features much of the same; and it’s also very clear from context clues that this particular series of illustrations continues throughout the book, and portrays the rich young head of some clan making love to a maid, his hand over their mouth whilst he has them ride him in a luxurious office.

flustered by the idea of someone else seeing such a lewd display, you flick the book shut. it’s not your place to write him a note, so you instead try and put the thought of ayato lusting after a maid out of your head as you go about your business. this must have been an accident.

you come in to do your little cleaning the next day to find that the book is once more in pride of place; that the page has been flipped over, to an image of the maid and young master taking a picnic in the grounds of his estate - only the maid is straddling him in his lap, with their mouth open as he hand-feeds them a strawberry dripping with cream. there’s an elegantly written note in handwriting that you recognise as ayato’s slipped between the pages. it begins . . . it begins with your name.

‘little maid; i take it you saw my book. what do you think of it? i can always carve time in my schedule out for one as lovely as you - and there are several things within these pages i’m just dying to try out--’

your duty in the yae publishing house is simple. editors often work late into the night, writers often find themselves in the back-rooms desperately looking for some final inspiration, proof-readers and all other manner of people leave the offices of the publishing house a hideous mess - and you go in at the very end, and clean it all up for them, so nobody knows that just an hour ago the author of the most popular children’s light novel in inazuma was crying to the point of considering giving up and going to live on watatsumi island, where she already had plans to start a little farm (you didn’t tell her about the soil quality there; it’s never good, you’ve learnt, to give too much logic in these creative breakdowns).

in stark difference, being able to slip into lady yae’s office at the end of your shift and breathe in the scent of cherry blossoms and perhaps move a book or two from her desk to her shelf, dust a few of the fox knick-knacks decorating the space, is practically a vacation. you always linger there just a little longer than you should - thinking about lady yae herself, and how lovely she is. how much you admire her.

today, she’s left a book open with a beautifully decorated marker, a red pen in her inkwell. you can’t help but sneak a glance at what kind of book has required her attention in such detail - and as your eyes skim across the words, you feel the tips of your ears grow hot and your throat grow dry.

the lady shrine maiden . . . her silky ears matched by her silky thighs . . . the sweet taste of honey lingering on the warrior goddess’s lips as she hungrily mouthed between the shrine maiden’s thighs . . . slender fingers twisted into inky locks . . . the tight pulsing of the maiden’s body around said goddess’s fingers as pleasurable fireworks lit off inside of her and she came with a prayer that rolled off her tongue in desperate need--

“tut tut, little one.” yae miko’s voice breaks you from your fascinated revelry, and you start guiltily to see her smiling smugly at you - as lovely as ever, and looking like the cat (fox) who has gotten the proverbial cream. “don’t you know how rude you’re being? ah. you’re in luck. as it happens, i need someone to test this on and make sure it elicits the . . . preferred response in our readership. sit.” her voice does not broker argument. “i’m going to read to you.”

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kurogane2512 · 2 years

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~Reward~

Characters: Lisa, Ningguang, Yae Miko x fem! reader (separate).

Synopsis: You saved their cities. Of course, you deserve a reward ;)

Warnings: (18+) MINORS DNI, NSFW + Fluff, fingering, oral, teasing and praising, scissoring, name calling (affectionately).

The parts are connected into the same story. Basically, you are the Traveler who went to each nation and met these women so you have the previous experience.

Lisa Minci

Mondstadt, the first nation you arrived into and arguably the most fun and heartwarming nation yet. You were still quite inexperienced and quickly became friends with everyone there because you craved human affection so much after spending a lot of time alone in this unfamiliar world.

The person you got closest to was the librarian of the Knights of Favonius, Lisa. She easily attracted you the most due to her kind and motherly nature, almost as if seeing right through your loneliness and making you feel better without even saying her intentions.

You were her cute, little assistant who wanted to learn about Teyvat and who was better than the most distinguished Sumeru scholar in 200 years to learn from? Hence, you spent a lot of time with her before the Stormterror incident happened.

Once the problems had been resolved, your time in Mondstadt was over as well and you were to leave for the next nation but not before receiving your reward for being the Honorary Knight of Mondstadt and Lisa's little helper.

It was late at night after the celebration party the Knights of Favonius had organized for you to show their gratitude. Away from the bustling celebration were you and Lisa, together alone in the library. She pulled you away from the party just a few minutes ago saying she has something to give you. You were expecting a small gift or a token but were taken by surprise the moment Lisa pushed you on the couch and began taking her clothes off.

It was absolutely breath-taking watching her undress so seductively, her emerald eyes gazing into your own eyes. You couldn't utter out a single word and simply watched her undress completely then slide her arms around your neck and straddle your lap. You nervously wrapped your arms around her waist and gently held her.

"My cutie deserves a good reward for being so hardworking these past weeks~"

The next thing you knew was that your lips were bound to Lisa's, kissing each other feverishly. She was settled on your lap so comfortably, her ample boobs pressing on your chest as she stood up on her knees to kiss you more passionately by tilting your head up. She parted with a gasp, a string of saliva connecting you two then she smirked and prompted you to lie down on the couch.

With no patience, she licked your neck and placed small nips and sucks around it. You gasped a little feeling her teeth nibble at your skin while her hand already made its way towards your core. She rubbed your clit over your underwear, your voice crying out. Oh, how lovely that sound was to her.

She soon slid her hand under your panty and touched your dripping core, she smirked against your neck feeling how wet you already were. Her breath tickling against your ear and her sweet voice praising you was making you so flustered that you didn't even realize how turned on you were.

Lisa's fingers moved over your outer folds to gather your juices before sliding one finger inside. Your body arched with a soft gasp; she loved that reaction so much.

"It's your first time, isn't it, cutie?"

"Y-Yes, it is..."

"Ara-ara~ Then you chose the perfect person for this. I'm going to take very good care of you. Just trust me, cutie~"

"I....I always wanted....mhm i-it to be you, Lisa~"

You moaned that out as her finger began circling inside you. Her mouth grabbed the skin of your neck once again, much harder than before. She was sucking so hard that you knew a big read mark would be left. And oh Archons, her fingers? She inserted a second finger and was scissoring them inside your wet, spongy walls. Your voice was crying out pleasured moans and pants, she was going to etch these sounds into her memory.

She wanted more; she wanted no regrets for this moment. Her fingers began thrusting in and out of you. Your body jolted up as if a bolt of electricity was shot through you. No, she wasn't using her powers, it was simply from the way her fingers were curling and plunging into you.

"L-Lisa, I'm...ngh c-close~"

She crashed her lips onto yours, her tongue darting in to swirl with yours while her hand was knuckles deep inside your soaked core and showed no signs of stopping. A wave of pleasure and dizziness washed over you as you came and released your juices onto her palm. She leaned up and brought her hand near her mouth to lick off your juices as you laid panting, recovering from the electrifying feeling.

"Mm~ my cutie tastes as sweet as she is. Did you feel good, cutie?"

"Y-Yes...I did. But I want to do you too, Lisa..."

She smiled softly then pecked your lips before crawling further up, your face was enclosed by her thighs as her aroused core hovered over your mouth.

"I will never say no to you, cutie~"

It was a night filled with love and passion, both of you not wanting to stop and just continue feeling each other until it was time for you to leave the next morning.

Ningguang

Liyue, the second nation you went to and you were thrown into a crisis on right on arrival. Battling through the dire situation of being suspected for killing none other than Rex Lapis, you met the Tianquan who invited you to her floating abode in order to clear all misunderstandings.

The Jade Chamber was a marvelous piece of architecture in Teyvat, you couldn't imagine how much time, effort and mora must have been spent on building it. They became heavier the moment it was sacrificed in order to protect Liyue.

But, Ningguang was unhinged despite losing her home, there were still many things left to do. Once the situation came under control in a few days, you received an invitation to a dinner with the Tianquan at her temporary home before leaving for the next nation.

Ningguang thanked you for all your help in defending Liyue during dinner. Nobody could tell what her true intentions were, her poker face was always held up all too well. After dinner, she asked you to accompany her to her private chambers. You were confused but nevertheless agreed.

"I'm asking you to pick a reward of your choice from here. Anything at all, it is my thanks to you for helping us."

The Tianquan declared with her arms crossed over her chest as you looked around the expensive room flooded with all sorts of priceless artifacts and decorations. How were you supposed to pick a reward from these? You didn't even want a reward in the first place.

Ningguang sensed your silence and confusion, she smirked then sent her secretaries out asking them to close the door as they go. Now alone, she waltzed towards you and held your chin up by her index finger while her ruby eyes gazed at you.

"Let me inform you- I'm also included in the choices~"

And here you were again, pinned down on a bed by another beautiful woman in this new world as the said woman straddled your waist naked and your lips cuddled with hers in a heated kiss. Ningguang was gentle yet sensual, her manicured nails dug into your back as your face was buried in her neck and was sucking at her perfectly smooth skin.

Archons, was there anyone who ever got the privilege to hold the richest woman in Teyvat this way? Her sweet scent and velvety voice softly moaning in your ear was enough rewarding for you, even better that she climbed on you by her own will. For sure, she wouldn't invite just anyone to her room and let them touch her this way.

You were special in her mind and heart and she was going to make you feel exactly that. Her hand moved to the back of your head and intertwined into your hair, pulling you away from her neck with a bit of force, enough to turn you on rather than hurt you.

"You seem....used to this. Is this not your first time, dear?"

"N-No, it's not. Do you find that dislikable?"

"Hehe, of course I don't. I have no right to interfere in your private matters. I only want us to enjoy this night and now that I know you are experienced so....." she trailed off then leaned near your ear and whispered, ".....I can be rougher, right?~"

Her tongue swiped the edge of your ear as she pushed you down completely, palms planting flat beside you. She smirked then crawled closer to your face, her legs on both sides of your head and you understood what she was about to do.

"I must admit that I feel quite envious I'm not your first...."

She descended down to place her wet core on your mouth, a low gasp escaping her throat.

"....I suppose....Mhm~ I'm quite used to having things the moment I see them for myse-Aahn~"

She was cut off by a loud gasp as your tongue licked a long strip over her core, her fingers quickly grasping your hair for balance. You smirked then swiped your tongue across her wet folds once again, giving her clit small and quick licks.

"What were you going to say, Lady Ningguang?~"

"My~ D-Didn't expect you to-oh~ have this....hah~ playful side~"

She chuckled and began to rock her hips over your mouth, your tongue sliding over her wet walls so smoothly and frantically. Such a divine sight this was, to have the Tianquan of Liyue ride your face for her pleasure. You really couldn't ask for a better reward than this.

"Aahn~ Y-You are quite go-oh-good at this...Hehe, you really mhm...h-have experience it seems~"

"I'd never lie to you, Lady Ningguang."

"S-Such aahn...such flattery d-doesn't suit you-oh~"

Her hips fastened and she rode your face harder now, you tongue was buried in her aroused core and was seamlessly gliding inside, you didn't even have to do anything as she was doing all the work. The sight in front of you was marvelous, watching her boobs jiggle with every thrust. You gave her ass a gentle squeeze and pulled her further down, your tongue touching her deepest parts making her arch back.

"Mhm~ C-Cumming....Aahn~"

Sweet juices flowed out of her which you licked up profoundly, she panted a few minutes and continued sitting on top of you while rocking her hips a few more times.

"I see a new side of you every time we meet. I really need more time to understand you....So, you'll stay the night, right?~"

Yae Miko

Inazuma, the third nation you came to and the most aggressive nation you experienced up till now. So many things happened here that you couldn't believe you actually survived through it all.

The woman named Yae Miko, the Raiden Shogun's familiar guided you through it mostly and was the one who helped you gain an upper hand in your fight against the Electro Archon. It was quite simple to describe the said woman- a 'sly fox'.

She had you wrapped around her finger from the beginning and made you follow her plan seamlessly. She really was the perfect example of a sly fox. She invited you to the Grand Narukami Shrine the night before you were to leave Inazuma.

She said she wanted to thank you for your help. It was quite surprising how genuine she seemed at that moment but by now, you had gotten used to her facade and your previous experiences also made you suspicious that it wouldn't be just a simple dinner.

You came to the shrine at night as invited by Yae, the last remaining shrine maiden guided you to a room which you expected to be the dining room but it looked everything except that. It was clearly someone's bedroom and that someone could be none other than Yae Miko.

But she was nowhere to be seen. You walked inside the Sakura scented room and stood near the edge of the bed to wait for her. Suddenly, you heard the other door open a creak and saw a small pink fox come out. She walked to your feet and rubbed her soft fur on your leg for some time.

"Is this Miko's pet fox?"

You thought and were about to kneel down to pick her up in your arms when suddenly a pink cloud surrounded the area and the small fox jumped up at you and pushed you on the bed. You winced in pain then opened your eyes only to see none other than Yae Miko straddling your waist- naked. Her signature sly smirk adorned her face and for a brief moment you saw 5 big tails behind her which disappeared quickly.

"Dinner has been waiting for quite a while, bunny~"

And you knew what was going to happen, you made no efforts to refuse her and accepted the outcome. The two of you were placed atop each other, your legs intertwined and your cores completely attached. Her hips continued seeking your own, thrusting into you relentlessly while her lips were nipping at your neck. You too pushed from your side making her bite your skin harder in response.

"My~ It seems the bunny is already experienced in pleasuring women. D-Did you mhm....do it i-in Mondstadt or hah...L-Liyue?~"

"B-Both of those....aah~ p-places~"

"My oh my~ W-What a....ngh....womanizer you are. Were they r-rewarding you hah....a-as well?~"

You nodded and she chuckled then leaned up and pushed herself closer with a slam, her hips bucking into you making you arch up with a loud moan. But you weren't going to let her take you so easily, teasing this sly fox was the only reward you wanted. You quickly sat up and swung her around to place her on the bed, catching her off guard in the blink of an eye.

The surprised look on her face is what made you more eager but she quickly regained composure and pulled you down by wrapping her arms around your neck and legs around your waist.

"That was a good try, bunny. But....don't forget that I'm not like those other women. I'm a divine being and I didn't want to simply reward you. I had my other reasons as well~"

Within seconds, she was on top of you once again, legs intertwined together and wet cores slamming against each other's. You stopped struggling and gave in to her desires, squishy and squelching sounds echoing in the room as she pleasured your clits together. Her hips thrusted into you so mercilessly that if you weren't already experienced, you would have come done within seconds.

She snapped her hips forward and a loud breathy moan escaped both of you as you came together, your juices flowing out and intermixing. You panted out with eyes tightly shut then opened them only to be met by a surprising sight. Miko's eyes were glowing a bright purple color and her 5 tails that you saw earlier were out once again, even her usually drooped down ears were perked up.

She smirked then slid her index finger down your throat to your chest and circled it on top of your belly.

"To be able to get me into this state....you exceed my expectations. Take full responsibility of your meal, bunny~"

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y3ager · 10 months

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SHE OURS.

— hamon training has left joseph and caesar oh so high strung… you’ll be a good little helper and give them a hand while lisa lisa and suzie q are gone, won’t you?

joseph j. x black!fem!reader x caesar z.

tags: canonverse, smut, mmf threesome, oral sex (m receiving), double penetration, spitroasting. creampie. minors dni.

“CAESAR! JOSEPH! JUST a few more minutes and i’ll have lunch ready for you guys.” dusting flour off your apron, you smiled sheepishly. “had to run down to the market, we were out of butter! us! out of butter! crazy, huh?” you turned to the stovetop and carefully fished the gently coiled nests of freshly made pasta noodles from the pot of boiling water. “i decided to try my hand at that squid ink pasta you keep raving about, jojo, i really hope it’s to your liking.”

“…, you spoil me!” joseph grinned brightly. as exhausted as he acted while walking through the threshold to the kitchen, he suddenly had the energy to rush up to you and wrap his arms around you tight, pulling you flush against the front of his body. bending his head down, his smile turned impish as he got close to your ear. “keep it up, and i might have to make you my wife.”

“get off the lady, joseph. she’s cooking, and you reek like a pigsty,” caesar scrutinized as your face burned hot. you hoped you could conceal it with the heat wafting off from the stovetop. “hey, …, do you know where master and suzie q are?”

“they told me they had business to attend to in the city. good news is they’ll be gone for a while, so you two have time to eat and rest for a bit.” you squirmed in joseph’s grip. “jojo,” you whine. “i can’t make your plate if you don’t let go. it’s like you’re gonna crush me.”

joseph’s arms loosened, but it wasn’t the only thing that changed about him. at this newfound knowledge his eyes darkened, unbeknownst to you, of course. he glanced over at caesar. for once, mild annoyance didn’t immediately cross his face. his pretty features were instead being decorated with a small smirk. he knew what joseph was thinking just like joseph knew what he was thinking. gone, and for a while, huh?

“you know, you really do take good care of us, …, and i fear we don’t appreciate it enough.” finally, joseph released you from the cage that was his arms, backing up to give you enough space to plate the food. his interest in that, however, was quickly waning. he wanted something else. “i know we’re a handful. caesar more than i.” the italian scoffed.

“you two do plenty. i mean, what can you do? you’re always so busy. i’m just happy i can show i care by doing the most i can to help you.” now free, you had the space to plate the steaming food on perfectly white porcelain plates. next, you scrutinized the two bottles of wine you brought up from the cellar, suddenly unsure of which one you wanted to pair with this late lunch. joseph’s and caesar’s staring certainly didn’t help your indecisiveness. “but now you’re making me nervous staring at my back! it feels like you’re gonna glare holes through me.

“go, shoo-shoo!” you turned and attempted to usher the two men out of the expansive kitchen and towards the dining room of the manor, first nudging the brunet, who kindly entertained your admittedly weak shoving by pretending to exit, and then the blond when he was close enough. you managed to get them closer and closer to the threshold, but only because they let you. “i can bring the plates to you, i can’t expect you to eat standing up! rest while you have a chance. show your appreciation by doing this.”

caesar stopped himself by placing his hand on the the doorframe. “i know you must’ve spent so much time cooking for us and believe me when i say we appreciate it, but i think we want something else.”

"for once i agree with ol' caes! do you mind doing something else for us big fools? we promise it'll be worth your while..."

a cute furrow forms in your brow as you stare up at the two men. "oh, uh, sure!" you exclaim, a bit unsure. the two working in tandem sets off enough alarms in your head, but you know they would sooner die than lead you astray. "what is it that you need...?"

“open your mouth for me, baby.” your face burns as you look up at joseph, his deviously charming crooked smile twinkling back at you. obediently, though, you open your mouth, sticking out your cute little tongue for the joestar. “good girl,” he coos. he languidly strokes his cock with one hand, coaxing it from semi-hard to full on throbbing. with the other, he presses down on your tongue with his thumb. “suck— there ya go, just like that. a little pro, huh? now can you do that with this?” after staring into your glazed over eyes for a few moments, he retracts his hand. a thin line of drool connects his thumb to your tongue. “use your words.”

“y-yes, jo— oh, g-god!” caesar’s hand has moved to your throat, lightly clenching as he eases his heavy cock into your dripping cunt. “c-c— ohh, fuck! please!”

“i’ve been fantasizing about this ever since i first witnessed how your skin glittered under the venitian sun, cara mia.” that caesar, ever the casanova even while he was balls deep inside of you, hips easing back and forth slowly. for now. “how beautiful you look under me, taking me so well. always such a good girl for me. for us.”

a shaky moan passes by your lips before you're reminded of the other man in the vast bed. joseph taps the tip of his dick onto your plump bottom lip, gently reminding you of your other task. eagerly, you open your drooling mouth and with gentility you didn't know the joestar possessed, he pushes himself past your mouth. your lips press firmly around him, your moans a pleasurable vibration on his cock.

you're completely at their mercy now, but there's no place you'd rather be. caesar has hiked up your legs and thrown them around his hips to get the leverage he needs to really fuck into you. joseph might have been soft before, but now there's purpose behind his thrusts deep into your throat. their hands are everywhere, groping your breasts and brown, pebbled nipples, your swollen clit, it's nearly too much to bare.

"oh, please. oh, fuck. fuck me, please." what a chatty little thing you are! pumping joseph's spit soaked dick with your soft hand, you beg and plead the italian to keep going, don't stop. "i'm gonna cum, please," you sob.

"of course, tesoro. cum for me." leaning over slightly, caesar drills into you until you unravel and writhe on the sweaty sheets. your orgasm washing over you, the blond pulls out only to paint your brown cunt white. the sight is enough to send joseph over the edge. with a loud, low groan he cums as well, spilling white over your lips and part of you cheek. you lick it away eagerly. everyone’s panting, bodies numb and slick with a thin layer of sweat.

joseph, unsurprisingly, breaks the silence first. “you have another one in there for us, don’t you, pretty girl? you’ll love this, too.” he’s maneuvering the two of you, his back against the headboard before he pulls you up to place you in his lap, your back against his chest.

“jojo,” caesar starts.

“oh, don’t act high and mighty now! like you haven’t fantasized about this too.”

“about.. what..?” dickdrunk as you are you can’t say you appreciate them talking like you’re not even there.

joseph’s hand easily envelopes your face, gently squeezing your cheeks until you lips form a gentle pout. “us fucking you at the same exact time.” his other hand slides down your body until it meets you cunt, making you shiver. “now, you would love that, wouldn’t you?” two of his fingers sink deep inside, walls still so wet and warm.

“yes, ohh, y-yes.. please.. please…” you open your legs wider so the joestar can have even more access, missing how caesar swallows thickly.

“look at her,” joseph coos before looking up at caesar, grinning mischievously. “we can’t keep the poor lady waiting.”

caesar tries to maintain his gentleman image but the needy, wanton, downright slutty look in your hazed over eyes has all the blood in his body rushing straight from his brain to his dick. the wetness dripping down from your folds proves to be just the lubricant joseph needs, his thick tip pressing into your back hole and making you shudder in pleasure. “jojo,” you whine.

“that’s a good girl,” he praises, one hand easing up to fondle your tit, fingers pressing and pinching your nipple.

“caes,” you call out, still getting stretched by joseph but wanting more. seemingly at you beck and call, he sidles forward, lining himself up with your awaiting hole. "fuck m- oh, fuck." you feel impossibly full as the italian slides his dick deep inside you. the two work together in tandem, with one of them sliding out of you as the other pushes inside, keeping you stuffed. once again, you're nearly overwhelmed as you're sandwiched between the two men, their moans low and heavy in your ears. "feels s' fuckin good.." your back arches up, chest pressing into caesar's as your cunt flutters and clenches. "s-so.. much.." they speed up, making you bit your lip and clench your fists had, body trembling.

"give it to us, love. let it out." joseph pumps his hips harder, his own orgasm coming closer and closer. the mild shakiness in caesar's thrusts signaling his own.

it's too much now, them pressing so deep into you finally pushes you over the edge with a loud cry, their own cum quickly spilling from your spent holes.

everyone falls away, caesar next to the of you on his chest, joseph with his back against the headboard with a loud sigh, and you on top. hearts are racing, chests heaving in greedy gulps of thick air. wits about you after a couple minutes, you realize you want to continue helping them out.

a/n: blah blah no anal w/o proper lube blah blah i never claimed to be an accurate sex narrator

never written for jjba b4 but pt 2 had the writing juices flowing last year! yes, this is from last year… 🫠

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aalyssah · 3 months

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My Good Little Helper

Pairing: Triple H x Assistant!Fem!Reader

Warnings: Smut. Aftercare, Blowjob, Cursing, Degradation, Hair Pulling, Oral, (Triple H Receiving) Praise, and Protected Sex.

Word Count: 1,632

Summary: Triple H is feeling stressed so he calls you to his office and takes his stress out on you by bending you over his desk.

A/N: First Time writing for Triple H. Hope You Enjoy!

You laughed at something a co-worker said as it was now your lunch break. "Yeah, and then I told him that he was gonna have to take up with the boss, not me!" You told a story to your co-worker.

Being Triple H's assistant is easy, but at the same time not. Obviously, there's many responsibilities you have, but it's kinda fun being his assistant, especially when he has a sort of thing for you.

Just then, the intercom turned on and the sound of your boss' voice caught your attention.

"Ms. Y/l, please come to my office asap. I repeat, Ms. Y/l, come to my office." The intercom cut off and all eyes were on you. You gave your co-workers a smile, worry hiding behind it. He sounded so angry.

Now you were trying to think if you did anything to piss him off.

You made his coffee before he came in, sorted some paperwork for next week's script, and even bought him lunch before going on your break, so what could you have done for him to be calling you in such an angry tone?

You stood in front of the door, taking a deep breath before knocking on the door. "Sir?" You called, slipping inside. You closed it behind you and turned around only to see Triple H laid back in his chair, tie loose from his suit. He looked so stressed. "Y/n. Come take a seat." He said, patting his lap.

You listened to him, walking over and sitting on his lap. Triple H's hand came around your waist, pulling you closer to him. "Are you okay, Sir?" You asked him in a meek voice.

Triple H sighed, closing his eyes tightly. "Feelin' stressed today. Got some many people coming in my office asking me for matches." You nodded your head, understanding him.

Triple H is a very busy man when it comes to being the owner of WWE after his Father in Law, Vince, stepped down from the business.

“Been thinkin' about you. Need you to help me relieve some stress, yeah?" You frowned, looking around the office. This wouldn't be the first time you two fucked, but fucking while still on the job, with the possibility of someone walking in is risky.

“But Sir, what if someone comes in?" Triple H only chuckled, his hand snaking down your body. "No one's gonna come in here. I've asked Lisa to put the sign up on my door. Now come on, get to your knees."

You let him gently push you down to your knees, so that you were at eye level with the obvious boner that was fighting his suit pants.

You slowly reached up, palming the bulge, teasingly squeezing it. "God, you're so hard." Triple H growled, his hand grabbing your wrist. "Y/n. Don't play with me." You knew he wasn't playing judging by the tone of his voice.

You unbuckled his belt, and pulled his pants off with the help of him lifting his hips up. As his underwear came into frame, you licked your lips at the sight. You took his cock out, making eye contact while slowly jerking him off.

Triple H began to feel impatient, his hands coming to your head to pull you to his cock. You met him halfway, wrapping your lips around him. Triple H groaned above you, throwing his head back on his desk chair as you took him deep down your throat.

You used your other hand to fondle with his balls, a deep moan erupting from his throat. You smiled getting that reaction out of him. His eyes opened, looking down at you, your mouth stuffed with his cock.

"Shit, let me fuck your mouth, please." You let him do as he pleased, wanting him to get the stress out of his body.

His hand held each side of your face as he thrusted his hips up. You tried to relax your jaw, feeling his cock stretch your mouth open wider, but it was too much. The gagging noises coming from you could be heard around the office as tears blurred your vision.

Your hands gripped his meaty thigh, steadying yourself as he used your mouth. "Ah, fuck." Triple H groaned out before letting you come off his cock with a cough. You coughed, breathing in and out, trying to get air in your lungs.

Triple H let you recover for a slight second before picking you up and bending you over his desk. You stood there, letting him pull your skirt down your legs, a satisfied hum coming from behind you. "Good girl. Not wearing any panties like I told you too." Triple H's hand rubbed your ass, kneading the soft flesh

You let out a soft whimper, attempting to push your ass back against him which caused a laugh to come from him. "Needy, aren't ya?" You whined. "Please fuck me, Sir. Need you to take your stress out on me."

Triple H was quiet as he dug in the bottom drawer of his desk and pulled out a condom. He used his teeth to rip open the package before sliding the condom on his cock.

Meanwhile, you were growing bratty and whiny, babbling pleads. "Please fuck me, Sir. I promise I'll be good! I swear I will, just wanna feel your-" Your sentence was cut off by a moan, feeling his cock slowly slip into your wet heat.

Triple H groaned, feeling your cunt squeeze his cock as soon as he bottomed out. He gave you a short minute to adjust to his size before slowly pushing his hips forward.

His hands spread your cheeks apart, grumbling at the way his cock disappeared in you. "God, look at that." You tried to turn your head around to see what he was talking about, but your head was harshly pushed on the desk.

You let out a small grunt, closing your eyes. "Don't move, just let me use you." The sudden small strokes of his hips turned into hard thrusts in a matter of seconds, making you scramble to hold onto the desk.

Things began to fall from the desk such as pens, papers, and even his lunch, but he didn't seem to care.

The sound of skin clapping filled the room as Triple H picked up his pace. His hips roughly slapped against your ass, his cock seemingly hitting spots you didn't know exist.

“Your cunt's so warm and tight. You're nothing, but a hole for me to use." Triple H muttered under his breath, as you clenched down on him. You should be offended by his words, but they only riled you up.

"Such a good girl, letting me take my stress out on your pretty body." His voice was a blur to you, as it all sounded muffled.

You were so focused on him and his cock, completely forgetting that you were at work until Triple H's phone began to ring.

You thought he would ignore it and let it keep ringing, or even just decline the call, but instead, he answered it, putting it on speaker, so you could hear.

“Hey, Hunter! You busy right now?" It was Shawn, a good friend of his. "What's up Shawn?" You listened as the two talked as if you weren't bent over a desk, getting your brains fucked out.

“Ah no, I'm not busy, what's up?" You had to cover your mouth with your hand, muffling your sweet sounds as the two talked.

The worst part of it all was that Shawn was a chatterbox. He just kept talking and talking and talking until your ears blew off.

Finally for what seemed like 10 minutes, but was only 5, he said his goodbyes. "Alright man, well I would get outta your hair if you had any, but not anymore!" Shawn joked earning a deep laugh from Triple H which caused your eyes to roll back.

“I'll see ya next week, and oh! Tell that sexy assistant of yours that I might need her for a week, if y'know what I mean." Your eyes grew wide hearing what Shawn said. "Well do. I'm sure we could make up something sometime next week." Then the call ended.

You ripped your hand off your mouth, a loud moan spilling from you. "Oh my god! You're fucking me so good, Sir!" Triple H's ego boosted at your praise, your hair suddenly getting yanked back.

“Heard what Shawn said? He said he wanted to make an arrangement next week. Got such a good cunt, my friends wanna fuck ya." You moaned at that.

The thought of getting fucked by his friend or even getting fucked by him and his friend at the same time had you so close to your release. "Oh, you like that, don't you? Go on. Cum for me." It only took a couple of thrusts until you came, body falling limp on the desk.

If it wasn't for Triple H holding your waist and your small grip on the desk, you would've fell. "Ah shit, I'm cumming!" Triple H came right after you, releasing his load into the condom with a groan.

He gently pulled out, pulling the full condom off his cock and throwing it into a nearby trash can. He looked down at your body, still bent over, back rising and falling. He grabbed his pants and put them on.

You watched with hazy eyes as he grabbed his suit jacket and put it over your shoulders. “Gonna take you home with me for being my good little helper today. I’m gonna take such good care of you when we get to my house.” He lastly said before picking you up and carrying you out the back door.

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pristine-rose · 2 years

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hi hi alice i just came to share this thought..wearing a maid dress for lisa. like bro she would love this i swear on it.

being lisa's little library maid helper

nsfw . mdni . sub female reader (afab, she/her usage)

maid dress, dom/sub dynamics, lots of teasing, spanking, sexual staring, light light light manipulation if you squint

anon anon ur so smart <3 and so right ! istg every single ask i got today was pure genius and i can’t wait to do them all

she tells you there’s a uniform once you’re hired.

yet you’re still surprised once she fits you into the skimpiest of maid dresses—one that seems to hug your curves perfectly as if she knows your measurements pristine to memory. and yet all she presents your flustered state is an amused smile.

she is very cool, calm, and collected; though behind such a patient look, her eyes practically cannot wait to devour you.

lisa hides her intentions through her outwardly lazy nature. completed with a fake yawn, she sits on her chair, and then droops her head down on her arms atop the wooden library table. she tells you, “i’m a bit too tired, cutie. mind putting these books back for me, instead?” and it’s a whole cart of books from the top shelf she purposely picked out—ladder required, of course.

and from her position resting down on the table, she’ll shamelessly get an eyeful under your dress.

if you messed up on the job, she already set a punishment for you. she’ll tenderly lay you on her lap, with your stomach planted downwards on her legs. one of her hands is threaded through the black laces that run through the exposed back of your dress, just to keep you steady; her other hand is lifting up your skirt (not that there was much to lift, anyways) to expose your bottom.

and then she’ll leave an experimental spank on your ass that will make you yelp. she’ll tenderly whisper out a shhh to you as she so gently rubs the cheek she slapped. then once you’ve calmed down, she’ll spank it again without warning. and this time? she won’t stop until it stings so she knows you’ve learned your lesson.

as far as the actual dress goes, your waist is exposed. it was her little added detail, simply because she loves grabbing the skin of your waist. it’s her favorite place to pull when she needs to push you up against a bookshelf.

the skirt ends around your upper thigh, so it completely exposes your legs. it’s very flowy, so even the slightest of twirls will have it flying upwards. dainty-looking, the style itself completely passes as one to match both lisa and the old library she runs: ergo a quick-enough glance from an outsider will discern you are just a worker in uniform. however, it’s not so dainty anymore every time she nearly rips it off of your body whenever she’d needy, or whenever she locks up the place for the night.

even then, that gentle, caring, and tender look never once leaves her eyes—not even when her gaze is so sinfully looking at your body in a maid dress like some pervert.

she owns you in that dress, and ravishes you when she takes it off. one little “come on my lap, cutie,” and your legs will instinctively tremble for what’s to come.

ok that’s out of my system. god, anon send me more of your thoughts <3 i think something good’s going on in your brain

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spookytephie · 1 year

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Hi darling, are you going to be Lisa’s little helper?

#lisa genshin smut #lisa genshin impact #genshin impact #cosplay #cosplay girls #sexy costumes #sexy nerd

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electro-kins · 2 years

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I saw you’re watching Ace Attorney, is it the anime or a play through? I’m replaying the first game rn and I just super love the series!!

hii, it's a play through!! (by the game grumps their voices are so silly for the characters) i may check out the anime after i finish watching all the games >:) and i'm really close now to finishing the first ace attorney game, absolutely love it!! have fun replaying the first game hehe <3

#༻✧ are you going to be lisa's little helper? ; chatting #answered ask #ask #asks

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genshinlover101 · 2 years

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Well, I don't see a "requests closed" sign anywhere, so I guess I'll send in a request:

Could I ask you to write what I've dubbed the "Unflusterable Trio" (Lisa, Beidou, Yae) with an s/o who actually manages to fluster them? And if you have the time, can you describe how the s/o accomplished such a feat?

(Also sorry if you don't think Beidou is "unflusterable"; I wanted a woman from each region and figured she'd be the hardest to fluster out of all the Liyue women)

Unflusterable Trio Gets Flustered

Characters: Lisa, Beidou, Yae Miko x gn!reader

Warnings: none

A/n: I hope this will do ~ I don’t imagine these women getting traditionally flustered and instead an angry flustered? I hope that makes sense cause they all have stronger and more dominant personalities

• Lisa was always one to push the buttons of her loved ones, never the opposite way around. Her lack of shame was in fact astonishing, how she managed to carry herself with pride was a mystery to you and probably the entirety of Mondstadt.

• Lisa isn’t superhuman, she’s been put in shocking positions or gotten strange reactions to her teasing before. But her ability to bounce back at every shot thrown at her was nothing short of amazing. Her intelligence stretched far beyond book smarts.

Lisa pressed herself against you, the familiar feeling of her gloves sliding up your shoulders, over your neck, rising up your cheeks, finally covering your eyes. “Guess who?” She asked, her lips pursed with a smile on her face. Being a librarian was boring nowadays, high tension scenarios were a requirement if she didn’t want to go insane from bordem.

“Hmm~,” You wanted to play into her games. She was so used to you being her little puppet, wrapped around her finger as you obeyed her perfectly. But you had seen Kaeya and her interact before the playful sense. Only he could match her mischief without embarrassing himself. “Is it Jean?” You asked playfully.

Is Lisa’s heart skipping a beat, Jean? Her eye twitched and her smile turned into a grin of crooked confusion. Why would Jean be this close to you, touching her little helper so familiarly? Feeling a little deterred even if it were a joke that you’d call her by another name, maybe even a little jealous.

She uncovered your eyes and forced your head to turn and face her, her hand gripping your cheek. “Unfortunately you are incorrect,” she said playing into your feeble games. Your usual stiff persona not adding up to your childish behavior, making it even more unusual to her. “My my- don’t you think we should come up with a suiting punishment even,” she said in your ear, her stern voice telling you she was quite mad.

From her fingertips she sent a small shock into your body, making some individual hair strands stand up. A slight blush on her face, “I’ll make sure you’ll remember my name this time hmm?” She challenged.

• Beidou wasn’t necessarily the type to put people in an uncomfortable position, she never said things that would fluster someone or make them feel some type of way for her. However, she was the captain after all, if someone tried swooning her it would surely end as a failure.

• Beidou doesn’t pay attention to the romantic aspects of her life all that much. She’s too busy being a girl boss at sea that she is too distracted to focus on love. She doesn’t take any flirting seriously, she might joke back but don’t take it to heart.

Beidou is such a dominant spirit that she doesn’t let any attempts to embarrass her lightly. Her determination to remain that way was very evident, not partaking in any “girly” activities, of course, her womanly charm was still there. She tapped your shoulder, her arms snaking around you, “What do you say later this evening we grab some drinks again, I heard the crew wanted to unwind for the last day we’ll be ported here,” she told you with a manly voice.

It had been a whole week since you landed to restock resources at Liyue Harbor. Each day had a set schedule with some downtime in the evening, but each day Beidou went out drinking with the crew. Disapointed that she made no time for just the two of you. “Beidou-,” you interjected. “I want it to be just the two of us.”

“The two of us?” She questioned, she knew what you meant but spending time with her crew was important as a captain, trying to avoid the subject. “Don’t you want company, the more the merrier as they say.” she laughed to disregard the serious subject.

“If you keep playing dumb and avoiding my advances you’ll regret it, captain,” you teased. Placing a hand on her cheek, edging her with the close vicinity of your lips. You could feel her hot breath on your mouth, however as much you felt dissatisfied with her, you made sure she’d be equally dissatisfied. She’d be on her knees for you, begging for your affection. You never let her meet your lips, her neck stretching for it as you backed away, even separating your faces with a hand on her mouth to silence her.

A blush on her face from your boldness and the rejection, “W-what do you mean by that,” she asked you like a saddened but stubborn puppy who just got its playtime revoked for bad behavior. “Regret? I’ve never felt an emotion like that,” her pride and ego too big to admit her faults.

Looking left to right to see if you two were completely alone she whispered in your ear. “If you really want my attention that badly, meet me in your quarters after ten tonight.”

• Yae Miko is the queen of forcing people on their feet, she doesn’t do it intentionally, however. She’s just one of those people who are naturally flirty without trying. Keeping everyone else at a distance but only allowing you to infiltrate her personal bubble. Making inside jokes with you that were slightly dirtier than necessary.

• In terms of Miko getting flustered, It wasn’t a common sight. She is a fox after all, she’s too socially literate to fall for such attempts. She knows her victims from their biggest insecurities to their bone structures, if they bite back? She’ll just make up a sly lie or deny all claims against her.

Miko doesn’t get mad over petty things, humiliation was the way to push her buttons. She was never the type to get mad in front of you either, even if you did manage to get on her nerves she refuses to show you. It’s a feeling she wasn’t proud of, so she’d rather feel it alone even in the presence of her lover.

This time she had crossed the line, the veins popping in your forehead and your eye twitched as you saw the mess she had made from her little gambles. “Miko, that was risky,” you told her as she twiddled her fingers showing she didn’t care for a word you were saying.

You didn’t like getting physical with her, but duty calls whenever your words went through one ear and out the other. Grabbing her by her collar you forced her to make eye contact with you, “My my~ a little feisty aren’t you. You know if you’re going to tempt me with a good time you outta take me out first,” her anger laced in her words and becoming more and more evident from your rough actions.

“You know I don’t like being told what to do,” She brushed your hands off her shirt, acting only slightly disgusted by your touch when in reality she was writhing in anger. “I’ll give you some time to cool off, you’re obviously too upset to think rationally.”

She turned her back against you, her hips waving goodbye to you as she shut herself in the shrine to be alone. Huffing and puffing you sat down on the gravel below you, waiting for her to come back out so you could talk one-on-one. What you couldn’t see was her gripping the closed door separating you two. Her bare fangs and a bright blush on her face as she pounded her fist against the wall in frustration. “That brat!” her teeth grinding together as she gnawed on her thumbnail in stress.

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genshinimpactlife · 1 year

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Okay so I’m a big lazy perfectionist and I love people soooo

Lisa,Faruzan,Layla,or just anyone trying to make me go outside for non perfectionist reasons

I need a hug

Forcing Reader To Go Outside

Lisa would be surprisingly good at getting you outside after seeing that you hadn't been out in a few days.

She knows you can be lazy or get sucked into your work to the point that you just hide away for days at a time.

She would sweet talk her way into getting you outside for a while with her.

"I have some errands to run today. Do you think you could be my little helper with them?"

If you are still reluctant, she would pull out the more stern MILF voice and basically force you into going outside for a while.

"Some fresh air will do you good. I'll even buy you a drink or a meal."

She will not take no for an answer.

She would see how focused on your academic work you have been and force you to take a break.

She would be nice initially as she tried to convince you to go on a walk.

"Come, let's go to the academia. I need to pick up some things I left there."

But if you were still reluctant, she wouldn't be as nice.

"As your senior, I am telling you that you must leave this house and go for a walk, air yourself out.

She would drag you by the ear if needed.

The absolute sweetest of the three, she's an angel and is just worried about the fact you haven't taken a break.

"Maybe we can go get some ice cream and go for a walk? I need a break from my work too"

She would be so sweet and encouraging to try and get you outside in the sun for a while

"I heard a new food stall opened. Maybe we should go check it out?"

Layla isn't the type to be too pushy and would eventually give up, but without making sure you knew she was worried about you.

She would be so exhausted after trying to convince you to leave the house that she would nap.

I was a little bit confused about this ask! So I hope I got it right. Enjoy! <3

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bullet-prooflove · 2 months

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Caveat: Jeff Clarke x Reader

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DoingTime!Series:

Bail - Jeff doesn’t expect you to stick around after he’s arrested.

Despite how thankful Jeff is to be on bail, it comes with caveats and one of them is the tracking anklet.

The damn thing chafes like a bitch.

Not only that, his particular model needs charging on a daily basis, which means for almost two hours a day he has to sit next to an electricity outlet, trying to figure out a way to entertain himself. The suspension doesn’t help, through times of trouble he’s always immersed himself in work, now he doesn’t even have that. He busies himself instead by fixing up things around the house, the leaky faucet, the creaky door, the bookshelf that leans just a little to the right. When he burns through that list, he turns his attention to the garden. He’s been meaning to fix it up for a while, he’s just never had the time until now.

Rocco becomes his helper, when he sees Jeff digging, he gets involved too. That dog is his saving grace throughout his suspension, the two of them go running together, hangout in the park. Rocco doesn’t care about his misery, he just wants to play and that helps Jeff forget about his predicament.

There are other issues with the tracking anklet. It tends to get in the way when things get heated. The two of you discover there are certain positions, certain acts that you have to rethink because it either agitates him, or irritates you. He finds it immensely frustrating.

It’s not just that, he clips it on everything, tables, chairs, doorframes. He’s lost count of the amount of times he’s fantasied about taking a hammer to the device, or using bolt cutters.

“I hate it.” He tells you one night as he cooks dinner. You’re sitting on the counter with a glass of wine as he chops ingredients on the counter. “I want to tear it off and toss it in the river.”

You both know what the underlying issue is. It’s Lisa. That anklet is a constant reminder of the grip she has on him, the fact she holds his life in her hands. She could stop this case at any time, tell the truth but she won’t, she likes having him in this position, at her mercy.

You both know she killed Hayes, you both know she’s framing Jeff, the problem is there isn’t a damn thing the two of you can do to prove it. As much as he wants to fight it he can’t, if he shows up on her doorstep, he’s intimidating a witness and that just adds to the charges. He’s had to talk you out of trouble a couple of times, when you’ve had the car keys in your hands ready to march over there and give her a piece of your mind. He doesn’t want this to drag you down, to fuck up your life because truthfully he knows that would just be icing on the cake for Lisa.

“Come here.” You say softly and Jeff sets the knife down, before slotting into the space between your legs. You wrap your arms around him, holding him close and he buries his face into the curve of your neck, inhaling the scent of your perfume. The aroma of jasmine floods his senses, soothing over his raw nerves as he cradles you close.

“You and Rocco are the only things that are keeping me sane right about now.” He murmurs against your skin. “I don’t know what I’d do without the two of you.”

“You won’t ever have to.” You assure him, your forehead coming to rest upon his. “Me, Rocco, everyone at 51, we’re here for you. We’ve got your back.”

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ohmygod lisa,,, this woman has been stuck in my brain for at least a week now. Like imagine she’s fucking you in the library and you have to keep quiet or your giving her head and she’s guiding you on how to please her properly while calling you sweetie and honey ofc. Ugh this woman

her new 'ally at low hp' voiceline has me on my KNEES. 'don't force it, darling'. oh my GOD. miss LISA.

lisa likes to take her time; she likes to have her moments in the afternoon, to relax and take tea. she's rather like a cat in some regards; langurous and languid as she stretches out comfortably as a square of dappled late afternoon sunlight falls over her figure, highlighting the sparkle of her eyes and the fullness of her lips. a teacup perched delicately between her fingertips--

and her stockinged thighs slung over your shoulders, the heel of her foot digging into your back, pulling you further into her to use your mouth on her. what is relaxation without something cute between her legs, sending frissons of pleasure up her spine with every lap of your tongue against her honey-sweet slick?

'that's right, darling," she coos to you, in between sighs and cants of her hips and delicate sips of her perfectly brewed tea. 'a little more tongue. a little harder, alright? sweetie, i know you can do it, you're always such a good little helper for me--'

(you get your sweet afternoon tea reward too, of course - in the form of lisa sighing sweetly as she finally comes, a gush of her own wet release soaking your face. without fail, after she lets you go after that, she sees the glistening wetness on your lips and cheeks and chin and stifles a rich laugh behind one delicate hand; 'oh, cutie. look at what a mess you've made. come here. let lisa kiss you clean--')

#LITERALLY SHE IS SJUST SO!!!!#not sfw text #lisa x reader #lisa minci x reader #genshin impact posting #i know this is just thirsting but the Lady Tags are often so much quieter.... fgnbkjgfkjn

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ph4ngz · 2 years

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⁺˳✧༚ scandalous… ༚✧˳⁺

★ (Kaeya x Fem! Reader, love/hate relationship-ish)

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You shouldn’t be doing this. You really shouldn’t be doing this.

Kaeya had asked you as a friend to keep him company whilst he dealt with some paperwork, of course you happily obliged but… not without your entire body heating up with his every movement.

He had told you to stay put so he could get you both a cold drink and ask Lisa for a certain book, leaving you in his room with nothing but his scent and your thoughts.

You found your underwear beginning to dampen with each passing second, your skin burning up and blushing.

You tried, you really did! But you couldn’t stop entertaining the dirty images of him in your head. Imagining you both in all sorts of ways.

Kaeya, Kaeya, Kaeya…

You could touch yourself just a little, right? Just until he comes back?

You open your legs the tiniest bit and lean back in one of his desk chairs, the skirt hugging your hips crumpled by your wrist between your thighs. Fingers pressed lightly on your covered clit, circling round and round til you throw your heavy head back.

Surges of guilty pleasure make you feel dizzy, and your tummy does backflips. The intense paranoia that Kaeya can walk in at any moment is exhilarating, but you’re struggling to keep your heavy eyes trained upon the door.

The excitement causes you to shift in your seat and bring a hand around your neck to lightly choke yourself. You wish you could spread your legs more, but that’d be way too risky.

Applying pressure just beneath your jawline is enough to draw a quiet moan from your lips. Fuck, if he saw you right now…

Holding the rest of your breath as you come closer and closer to your release, you fail to catch the door open.

Kaeya stands surprised for what seems like an eternity to him, holding two glasses of chilled dandelion wine and a large book under his elbow.

He can’t say he wasn’t expecting it, though. He could clearly see before that you were getting flustered. So he decides to take you by surprise instead, sneaking behind you while your eyes are closed in a moment of yearning.

Gorgeous.

The obnoxiously loud sound of glass being placed on the desk is truly terrifying in your situation. You freeze and attempt to stifle a yelp once the Captain’s hands place a tight grip on your upper arms.

Kaeya stands over you, eventually bending over slightly to whisper in your ear, all the while removing your stiff hand from your neck and not the one on your clit.

“Grand Master Jean, it appears that our little helper has succumbed to performance of indecent acts in the Cavalry Captain’s own sleeping chamber…”

His hushed tattletale can only be heard by the two of you only, yet the prickling fear it provokes is unmatched.

“You wouldn’t dare.” You hiss nervously, pupils blown.

Your reply doesn’t faze him at all, in fact you can practically hear the way he’s poking his tongue out.

“Scandalous~!” He whispers with an expression of fake disbelief. Asshole.

Still holding your wrist, Kaeya reaches to take the other one frozen beneath your skirt. A strained whimper and a rise of your hips tell him all he needs— wants, to know.

“Don’t tell me you were close to fucking cumming…?” He makes sure to over-pronounce the last two words to intimidate you. It works.

You wish that he’d stop humiliating you and that he’d just hurry up and tell you to get out, but who the fuck are you to assume Kaeya Alberich will let you get away with this.

“And to think I caught you with your own hand around your throat… unbelievable.” He continues, letting go of your arm to trace a few shapes beneath your chin.

Before abruptly squeezing the raw skin beneath your jaw, similarly to how you were doing it. A strangled groan passes your plumped lips at the sudden action.

Just as suddenly as it happens, it stops. Although now he’s stood in front of your sorry state, looking down at you. You miss his heavy touch already.

Focusing mainly on his huge, skilled hands, you watch as he takes a sip from his wine glass. He appears to swallow it.

Then, he pulls you to a stand so he can kiss you. The kiss is rushed, dry… until the dying fizz of dandelion wine floods over your tongue, some escaping from the corners of your mouth as he continues.

Kaeya pulls away, satisfied with the sheen on your lips created by a coat of his sweet saliva. Satisfied with the sound of your laboured breathing and rosy cheeks. Satisfied with your small hand covering the outline of his hardened cock.

“Eager much?” He spares a glance at his lower half, smirking.

“Fuck you, just fuck me.” You swallow any remnants of wine and push him so his back is against the desk.

“Feisty…”

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