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#are the straights okay
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starsthewitch · 18 days
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“you can’t be asexual.. relationships like that are basically friendships, you need to have sex in one”
a REAL quote from my mother
it was said after i explained asexuality and just as i was about to tell her that i was ace myself, she said this
and somehow, shes okay with me being a lesbian, but somehow draws the line at me being an asexual one
literally how do i tell her a relationship can still be romantic just without all the sexual aspects
like YES i want to kiss a girl a lot so very very bad and we cuddle on the couch watching our favorite movies
YES i want to be cooking with my future girlfriend and she comes up to me hugging me from the back and kissing me
relationships without sex just sounds so peaceful? like no pressure to one day have sex with that person or to not expect anything like it
allosexual people just dont get it and it sucks
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shiftythrifting · 1 year
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Equal opportunity misery. There were a few of each of these.
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milkandhoneyfemme · 6 months
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“Marriage is so hard haha my wife is sooo awful and ugly lol I hate being married. Anyways the gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage.”
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howtobecomeadragon · 9 months
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i saw some very Straight Mlvn Core coasters at the kitschy beach gift shop today
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gaygayhomesexualgay · 5 months
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straight mfs be like "its not offensive to tell the truth" then spread misinformation
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queer-reader-07 · 6 months
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i’m so deep in the sad gay corner of tumblr that i genuinely forgot sylki shippers existed until a romantic edit of them came up on my instagram feed. like. i’m sorry but how is anyone unironically for this weird selfcest nonsense? just give me lokius goddammit.
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firstkanaphans · 18 days
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I was just going to let this drop, but apparently I can’t. The sheer audacity of fans to insist that CPs do fanservice—to the extent that they’re not even allowed to date anyone else publicly—and then turn around and accuse them of queerbaiting just because they do it on April Fools’ Day??? And you know those same fans are the ones that shame the actors who actually do come out because it’s only okay to be gay in theory. The industry needs to stop catering to these bigots.
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On August 3rd, Taylor is going to:
Wear the yellow dress incorrectly and joke about how she only did that so she could take it off
Play surprise song “Question….”
Play surprise song “Cornelia Street”
Sneak through all the garden gates
Wear you like a necklace
Leave out the side door
Write her name on your back
Show up at your party
Call your maroon lips, home
Scratch her nails down your back now
Slur your name until someone puts her in a car
Love you in secret
Know that it’s delicate
Ask the traffic lights if it’ll be alright
Know places you can’t be found
Be there if you’re the toast of the town
Not want you as a best friend
Share the cheap ass screw top rose
Be the loudest woman this town has ever seen
Be using for the rest of her life
Love you to the moon and to Saturn
Ruin herself a million little times
Have a picture of your face in an invisible locket
Set off, but not without her muse
……..and YOU’RE GOING TO FEEL IT ON THE WAY HOME BECAUSE……
1989 (Taylor’s Version)
Karlie Kloss (Taylor’s Version)
…..is coming 🫣
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byler-alarmist · 3 months
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Getting real tired of the straights using "twink" as a replacement for the f-slur
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mclennonlgbt · 1 year
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This comment shows how disgusting some boomers are
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Seriously, this guy sees "love" and immediately thinks "fucking". Gross. No matter what happened between John and Paul, the love was there. And there are different kinds of love. Hasn't Gary Russell ever heard of, for example, platonic/friend love? I'd say people can love each other romantically and never fuck, but his brain would explode.
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shiftythrifting · 2 months
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cazality · 8 months
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Went up to my mom and just said "You are a cisgendered heterosexual woman." just to see if she would get defensive and she went "Yeah- that is what a straight woman's called, right?" literally to make sure she was right on what she was thinking. She wasn't offended off the bat, she literally ASKED to be sure she knew what she thought it meant, and she was right. And yeah, when I told her that's essentially what it was, she continued "Yeah that's me. *scoff* Why, are the bigots offended that gay people call them straight now?" and laughed because she thought she was making a joke. I told her "Yeah they're offended over being called straight, they think it's a slur." and I thought she was going to explode from the stupidity by the face she gave me. And then she went on a 30 minute long rant about why that is the stupidest thing she's heard this week and why the hell do they think that's a "slur" and to call it a slur is literally offensive to those who get called actual slurs. (Which I ofc agree but it's fun to watch her rant because she literally pulls out historic context of shit and cites it and shit she's right) So there's my mom's support for you guys this week ig even if she's got to go into a historic rant about the history of the first slur along with it.
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I just talked about lesbian TV-shows with my straight roommate and I just can't-I said to her that as a straight person she can just turn on any TV show or movie and she's going to be able to see herself in it. Homegirl immediately said NO. What do you mean no? In my 21 years of watching movies I have never EVER come across a single movie where there was not a single straight relationship in it. I can't think of a single one.
She just has no clue about the fucking scavenging hunt you have to go through at a certain point to find a TV show with lesbians that has not been canceled.
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kingpippthe2nd · 5 months
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My colleague recently finished watching Good Omens. (I may have mentioned the show once or twice at work.) I asked her what she thought of it. Here's a quote from her answer, which I don't want to take responsibility for in any way:
"It was okay. I personally thought the first season was better. I just don't understand why they had to force this love story into the second season. I liked them more when they were just friends." .
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The trauma is worse that the season 2 finale.
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