Why the fuck do people pay for food while complaining that they're just gonna throw it out? If you're not gonna tip me because you think the sausage is raw (also excuse the fuck out of you I would NEVER try to serve raw pork, I just don't have to burn it to cook through), why not do one step further and not pay for it? And not take it? If you're just "gonna throw it in the trash anyway", why not make me do it? And how can you bitch that I "always fuck up" your order while smiling and telling me to have a nice day? I'm so confused
EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt