Jon, going over Martin's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Martin: Yes
Jon: Okay.....because the only thing you seem to create is problems.
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:(((((((
constantly sad that Martin and Sasha got hardly any audio time together. i wanna think they would have gotten along well. perhaps they did, and we just didn't get to see it.
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trying to put relevant experience on my cv for a sort of archiving job so like. i have to put the swag and bitter archives on there but it's so dangerous bc they could easily find me on tumblr through them. and also i'm basically coming out as someone who has been in the onceler fandom before they've even met me
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ive never quite understood the take that “ooe is meh until you get to the castle then its really good” bc the outdoors section is the best part imo
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also a little fucked up that they just asked me if i want to be a notetaker. like yeah it's a paid position im not gonna just turn it down but also my boss has nvr seen my notes before what if they're trash. what if they're incomprehensible. yeah my note taking style works for me who knows if it scans for anyone else
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the people deserve to know my random tma headcanons
- melanie and jon are the exact same height. it pisses both of them off.
- daisy is the oldest archival assistant, she doesn’t tell anybody her birthday tho (except basira)
- tim has a nose ring, dont argue he just does
- tim and sasha pretended to get engaged to get free food from restaurants more than once
- melanie and jon have the same birthday. it pisses both of them off.
- jon steals everybody’s laundry and has worn at least one item of everybody’s clothes
- martin’s crush didn't start until after mag22, jon’s started after martin told him about his cv
- jon is literally incapable of standing still
- elias made his bet with peter in ep100
- something in my heart and in my soul is so certain that jon lied about how many statements he took during his intervention
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Actually TMA isn’t a horror, it’s an office sitcom, the sheer ridiculousness of the archive team is. Outstanding.
The boss is blazed, the head archivist has no archiving experience, the assistants are “serial seducer” “guy who lied about almost everything on his CV” and “actually competent staff who got replaced by an evil shapeshifter”
Later on adding “murderous ex cops who may or may not be lesbians” and “ghost hunter who flat out refuses to do work and keeps trying to assassinate the boss”
Of course the library staff at the institute avoid the archives, those guys are nuts
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