#aragorn sleeping

[must-be-mr-boggins]

Taking a 5-second break from the Bagginshield angst to bring you this meme I created after an all-nighter, enjoy.

#lotr #lord of the rings #aragorn #books #movies #tolkien #what about second breakfast #like yeah girl what ABOUT it #I’m both parties in this scenario tbh #sorry if this has been done before #I’m just a girl #a girl running on 3 hours of sleep

[hirokosoul]

#lord of the rings #the hobbit #lotr memes #aragorn #legolas #gimli #the return of the king #frodo baggins #the fellowship of the ring #tolkien #memes #relatable memes #i need sleep #bilbo baggins #the two towers #bad people #eowyn of rohan #faramir #boromir #tolkien elves #lotr elves #arwen undomiel #aragorn x arwen #school life #kili durin #fili durin #fili and kili #lotr fanfic #samwise gamgee #lotr

[nihilizzzm]

lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes

part 4, ft. gondor brothers, merry and pippin and some elves

Boromir: father didn’t raise a quitter!

Faramir: he also didn’t raise a winner

Faramir: honestly i don’t think he really raised anyone

— — — —

Legolas: sorry i’m late, i was doing stuff…

Gimli: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS!

— — — —

Faramir: the sign says ‘do not touch’, Boromir…

Boromir, taking off the sign: well not anymore

also

Pippin: the sign says ‘do not touch’, Merry…

Merry, taking off the sign: well not anymore!!!!

— — — —

Thranduil: thanks for agreeing to see me

Elrond: i didn’t, you just walked in and started talking…

Thranduil: yeah yeah i don’t have time for history lesson

#lotr #boromir #aragorn #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #legolas #lotr incorrect quotes #faramir #thranduil #elrond #gigolas #legolas x gimli #merry brandybuck #merry and pippin #pippin took #i am sleep deprived #and caffeine driven #the hobbit #the hobbit incorrect quotes

[camille-lachenille]

Aragorn’s elvish name is Estel, high or enduring hope. He’s the personification of hope against all odds in a world slowly falling apart.

Éowyn doesn’t have any estel left in her. She sees hope in the person of Aragorn and tries to catch it, this fleeting glimpse of hope. And when he rejects her, she rides to her death, heart full of despair. Because of this, the Black Breath has a strong hold on her, and Aragorn, estel, brings her from the brink of death.

Faramir too, is under the Black Breath, and he has little reasons to hope. Yet he stil has estel, and he accepts readily Aragorn as his king. He continues to hope when he and Éowyn are almost alone in left behind in Minas Tirith and the world is on the verge of destruction.

And it’s this enduring hope, Faramir’s estel, that Éowyn sees. She accepts his words of comfort because he has estel enough for the two of them and she is beginning to understand for herself, what hope really is. Aragorn was a projection, a personification of everything she didn’t have, but Faramir is her hope.

#tolkien #the lord of the rings #éowyn #faramir #aragorn #estel #hope #tolkien meta #half baked ramblings by a sleep deprived tolkien fan

[autistook]

I am half asleep and started thinking about the Fellowship at the dentist, so:

WOULD THE FELLOWSHIP BE AFRAID OF GOING TO THE DENTIST?

Frodo: No. Goes to the dentist very rarely anyway, as his genes have blessed him with basically zero cavities.

Sam: A little nervous about it, but he goes there regardless. He has cavities, and Frodo convinces him to go. His hands sweat while he is in the chair, and he bows as a thank you before leaving the room.

Pippin: No. He goes there for fun, because he wants to try the laugh gas. Claims to have cavities more often than he actually does, just so he can take a handful of the candy offered for kids when he leaves.

Merry: No. He goes in, flirts with the receptionist, sits in the chair, and goes home.

Aragorn: No, but before he became King and he went there once, there was a shit ton of cavities and it took him like 3 appointments to take care of them all.

Gimli: Doesn't even go. Some of his teeth are probably some gold he struck in his mouth himself to resemble teeth.

Boromir: Terrified. Said "Gondor has no dentist, Gondor needs no dentist" so many times that he was dragged to the dentist (next to his house) by force. He acts all cool, but when he stands up from the chair, its just wet from his sweat.

Legolas: Doesn't need a dentist. Sometimes goes there to hold Boromir's hand and to look at all the equipment in amazement.

Gandalf: Doesnt need a dentist, but goes there from time to time just to sit down on the chair and talk to the dentist and the assistants for hours. He does this so often he has been banned from several places because 'he keeps wasting work time by endless talking'.

And as a bonus:

Bilbo: Passes out the second he sees the drill.

#i was supposed to sleep but for some reason i thought of them at the dentist like WHY #autistooks midnight thoughts #lotr #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #pippin #pippin took #tolkien #merry brandybuck #peregrin took #lotr merry #the fellowship #fellowship #aragorn #boromir #legolas #gimli #gandalf #samwise gamgee #sam gamgee #frodo #frodo baggins #bilbo #bilbo baggins #legolas greenleaf #gimli son of gloin #boromir son of denethor #jrrt #middle earth #lotr headcanons

[greenlaut]

✧˖° into the fangorn forest  🌿🍃

based on The Instruction Manual To Loving Well  by @crownlessdunedain​

#the fellowship of the ring #theyre all wearing pjs bcs thats what happen when u drag ppl to the woods at midnight #looks at aragorn #god i love drawing this sm the clothes are so cosyyy #i googled pinterest forestcore for insp lmaoaoao #leaned heavily for femme-presenting legolas #bcs i thought hed definitely find femme clothes nicer for tHE DRAMA #and skirts swoosh when u run in the woods #i put boromir in flanel bcs he obviously would wear ratty flanel to sleep #@ the writer: hi i promise im not obsessed with ur fic #i reread it while i was hospitalised skksks #if u need me to illustrate ur fic hmu actually i owe u my life #lotr #lord of the rings #fellowship of the ring #aragorn #boromir #legolas #gimli #sam gamgee #frodo baggins #merry brandybuck #pippin took #gimli gloinson #lotr aragorn #lotr boromir #tolkien #my art #jrr tolkien #tolkien books

[tathrin]

Okay but the Dunedáin. They've been roaming the western wilds for years and years. And then Aragorn goes off and gets himself made king of Gondor, huzzah ring the bells sound the trumpets etc.

But.

The Dunedáin. Do they all go to Gondor with him? I feel like that's the implication of things. But like...do they all want to? And if/when they do, how does it go?

(There has to be a significantly higher number of them than the 30 we see represented by the Grey Company, too, right? Like even assuming the addition of wives-elders-and-children to those numbers, there has to be a much larger population than that if they're maintaining a population. Even with intermarrying of the other locals. Like, even with Magical Noble Lineage going on to keep things from getting wonky, they can't be interbreeding that much or else everybody would be an Heir To The Throne Of Gondor by now lmao. Those 30 have to just be a fraction of their folk. The "good riders and good warriors who could be gathered on quick notice" fraction.)

Is everybody excited to leave their lowkey wilderness-with-the-occasional-vacation-in-Rivendell existence in favor of the Fancy Shiny White City Full Of Other Humans? The Dunedáin have been living like this for hundreds and hundreds of years. It's not just a "we spent a few decades in exile, but taught our kids Our Ways to preserve them, so they'd be comfortable when they went home" situation. They've been living like this for so long that this is their way of life. This is their home. And now they're supposed to just pack-up and go to Gondor and be fine?

And how do the Gondorians react to having not just a new king, but a new king who brings along a whole bunch of scruffy Rangers for his retinue? Are they welcomed eagerly by a people who've just endured great loss of life and need hands to help them rebuild? I mean tbf probably at first, sure; but how long does that welcome endure without starting to cool when these Rangers prove to be not just Gondorians From Elsewhere Who Nonetheless Act Just Like The Rest Of Us And Know Our City And Its Ways As Well As We Do? Because they don't! They don't even know which hall is used for banquets and which for dancing! They don't know that on Aldëa we wear carnë! and so on.

(Do they all just go to Ithilien with Faramir out of sheer what-the-fuck-am-I-going-to-do-in-this-bigass-city-ness?)

Yes they're all of the Blood of Westernesse and all that, shared Numenorian heritage blah blah blah...but imagine you've been living off-the-grid in the forests of Pennsylvania, and all of a sudden you're dropped in the middle of NYC and told this is your home now, enjoy? How weird would that be? How bizarre, how overwhelming?

Maybe you like it, maybe you thrive there! Maybe you find that Gondorian Civilization is what you've been looking for all along! But what if you don't? What if you find you really hate crowds, and the politics of the city are stifling, and you didn't spend the last seventy years travelling all over Middle-earth learning everybody's ways and culture, thanks, and frankly you'd rather be back in Bree making small-talk with simple farmers and Hobbits, where everybody knows your (nick)name and you're comfortable? Even if you do like it, even if this is All Your Hopes Come True, it's still got to be enormously disruptive. And if you don't...yikes.

(Again, sure, there's Ithilien. But even though that wild-land-recovering-from-the-scars-of-the-Enemy would be more familiar ground to you than the city itself, and Faramir is a great guy and all, Ithilien still isn't your home.)

Like...you don't get to just go back, do you? (Do you?) Maybe but even if you do, even if some of them did, their way of life is still kind of broken; because most of your fellow Rangers are in Gondor now, and you aren't even allowed into the Shire, and the Enemy you've been guarding folks from all this time is gone...

And sure, it's good! This is a good result! This is the Best Case Scenario Ending, really!

But still. What about the Dunedáin?

#things i should probably not drop into my queue when i'm sleep deprived and braindead #but who wants to bet that when i finish writing this i go on habit instead of intention and hit ''queue'' instead of ''save as draft''? #because i may be exhausted and braindead but i'm not so much so that i would take that bet i KNOW i'm forgetting to draft instead of queue #know thyself and all that hmm? yeah #anyway #lotr meta #lotr #dunedain #aragorn #gondor

[so-called-quail]

'Where is Aragorn?' he asked. 'In a high chamber of the Burg,' said Legolas. 'He has neither rested nor slept, I think.

Sigh...

#had to dig this up again #aragorn is still not beating the sleep deprivation allegations #i know there's hardly any time to get proper sleep but please... #you've had a rough time. take a nap #lotr newsletter #lotr newsletter march 6th

[entishramblings]

problematic recurring event: why do I see shadow demons during my sleep paralysis and not sexy dirt-boy strider??!! no, no, instead I get sauron and his motherfucking orcs. smh.

#lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #aragorn #strider #Sauron #orcs #lotr shitpost #LOTR shitposts #lotr memes #lotr meme #LOTR humor #sleep paralysis

[galadrielspeaks]

all the mayhem of Pippin looking into the palantir and Gimli is just calmly sleeping

#i know he’s sleeping cause he’s drunk as hell but like this whole scene is so funny to me #gimli sleeping aragorn on the floor pippin half dead legolas confused as hell merry being launched by gandalf in his pijamas 😭😭 #gimli son of gloin #gandalf #lord of the rings #legolas #pippin

[matrose]

silly silly post about the aftermath of the battle at helm's deep‼️ tags over eomers head from here ❤️

#I LIED I COULDNT SLEEP BEFORE FINISHING THIS... PLAGUE UPON ME!!!!!! #lotr #art #legolas #gimli #eomer #gigolas #gimlas #also theoden and aragorn are there but irrelevant....

[frodo-with-glasses]

One of my favorite LOTR facts is that the Three Hunters encountered Gandalf in Fangorn on March 1st, which means that Aragorn got his friend back for his birthday

H—hold on, I need a minute—

#aragorn #gandalf #lotr fun facts #i’m a bit late for this one but it’s not tomorrow yet until i sleep so it still counts LOL

[nihilizzzm]

I can’t possibly explain my pure love for boromir, i mean he is absolutely adorable man with so many issues i just want to hug him and give him a kiss godnight because he damn deserves one

Also i’ve stared working on my aramir university au and i think about translating it later to english. I also have like a 1500 words long aralas steampunk coffee shop au which is going well. I’m using it as a run test for the steampunk world i am currently working on and the thing that i am stuck with is the political system and how should it work, but fortunately it isn’t important when the whole point of ff is an elf and a man eye fucking each other

#aramir #aralas #lotr #lord of the rings #i’m drinking my fifth coffee #i am not sleeping tonight #aragorn #aragorn x boromir #legolas #boromir #aragorn x legolas

[camille-lachenille]

Was thinking about how Aragorn and Arwen called their son Eldarion, son of Elves in Quenya, and it seems to me like a big political/cultural statement. It’s very in line with the strong attachment to Númenorean traditions of Gondor and shows that, once more, the line of Kings has strong Elven blood.

And I like to think that Aragorn and Arwen would name their daughters with the same goal, choosing the most blatantly Númenorean/Quenya names they can think of. My personal hc is that their eldest daughter is called Tindómiel, after Elros’ daughter (and consequently Arwen’s cousin), the first princess of Númenor. The other girls could be named after Númenorean queens, like Ancalimë, or noble ladies of the line of Elros.

It makes a lot of sense in the process of restoring the monarchy to return to the older traditions and Aragorn takes a new Quenya name, Elessar (Elf-stone), as his ruling name. The name of his House is Telcontar (which means Strider in Quenya and makes me very emotional whenever I think of it), to further enforce the tradition.

There is no information about the following kings of Gondor, but I really think that they would follow pretty strongly these naming conventions, at least the first few kings. I also want to believe that the laws of succession in Gondor are the same as Númenor’s were and it means that the eldest child of a monarch inherit the throne no matter of gender. I need a Ruling Queen of Gondor.

#tolkien #the lord of the rings #eldarion #aragorn #arwen undomiel #quenya #gondor #númenor #names #king elessar #aragorn elessar #tolkien meta #more accurately #half baked ramblings by a sleep deprived tolkien fan

[stardayzzing]

First semi decent sketch if this man ever 💀

I'd like to think after both watching the movies and listening to approximately half of the first audiobook so far, that Strider would give the NASTIEST death glare if you spooked or threatened the hobbits at all

Also Im so sorry I keep baby-ifying Frodo but its so EASY I mean have you seen/read anything about him at all???

#Aragorn #lotr #the lord of the rings #frodo baggins #Aragorn looks like he needs 3 weeks of sleep #but he also looks like he could knock my lights out in 2 seconds #the duality of man

[weezlbot]

One of the things I loved about Arwen’s portrayal in the movies was her Dramatic Languish, so I’ve produced a couple of totally accurate canon pieces of information about that

she has several conveniently placed couches for it in both Minas Tirith and Rivendell

she got it from Celebrian, who got it not from Celeborn or Galadriel necessarily, but from Thingol (and to a lesser extent Melian). There might have been a sleeper gene in Elrond, but Elrond himself doesn’t have it

Luthien didn’t have it either--she kind of had the opposite. Dior and Elwing kind of had it, but it wasn’t regular like it was in Thingol. 

Aragorn teases that she’s like a pet cat with the way she sleeps, but really, it’s a coping mechanism 

Her love language is sleepy cuddles, so if she cares about you, be prepared for a lot of “come back to bed” reaches

Most of these naps are, surprisingly, truesleep, not Elf-sleep. This baffles Legolas, who tries to go as long without true-sleeping as possible. He asks her again and again why she does this. She just says she enjoys truesleep and the peace that surrounds it. 

#arwen #arwen evenstar #lotr arwen #headcanon #totally canon #minas tirith #rivendell #celebrian #celeborn #galadriel #elu thingol #melian #elrond peredhel #elrond #dior eluchil #luthien #elwing #aragorn #legolas #sleep #sleepy cuddles