#apparently that spell creates just a whole 45lbs of food but in the dream it was more like she was creating one cupcake at a time

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dropping back here to recount a cr scene from the dream i had last night which was more like, the premise to a fanfiction or something

jester was trying to use create food and water to recreate the black moss cupcakes and kept giving them to essek to taste test. they kept coming out really awful because create food and water can only make food thats “bland but nourishing” but essek didnt know how to say no to jester because no one does so he kept having to accept these horrible cupcakes until caleb took pity on him & intervened. however caleb also doesnt know how to say no to jester, so it then became a quest for the three of them to Properly Understand the makeup of the black moss cupcakes so that they could accurately reproduce them with magic

but instead of, like, learning the ingredients to bake them or something, they just kept dissecting the weird imposter cupcakes that jester was magicking up and then having her do the next one slightly different in X way, as though the whole process was very scientific. quite frankly it was adorable. 

unfortunately i woke up before they cracked the code so we’ll never know if they got it right i guess

#critical role #essek thelyss #jester lavorre #caleb widogast #im tagging them cos why not #idk why my dream brain decided it was specifically the spell create food and water but whatever. #apparently that spell creates just a whole 45lbs of food but in the dream it was more like she was creating one cupcake at a time #& justu handing them to essek who was like do i really have to #anyway i remember very vividly them slicing the cupcake in half and it just looking so fucked up inside #like the outside of the cupcake is perfect looking but inside its like. full of holes? or something? and just kind of the wrong color #you can reply to this message