#anyways thats todays rant uh

[ajjconcertat2am]

thinking about the will wood interpretation of the wednesday netflix show i havent see the show at all but i believe him with every core of my being

like not to talk out of my ass cuz i litterly have not seen the show and only have seen pictures and fanart but i also saw NO negative posts about it till the will wood one today (not saying theyre arent i just havent seeked out stuff for this show), even my sister recommended it to me. i have a bad habit of disliking popular things that are hyped up on social media even when its a show i like just because like.... sometimes fandom brain rot irks me a little and im definitely hypocritical and cringe just like every other mf on this website.

but also ive seen the adams family movie (i dont think its the OG og but the most popular one) where the camp was to 100%, all the characters were unapologetically weird, political, and goth. not only was it extremely funny camp but had a lot to say for its time, and honestly i think movies like that are becoming rarer and rarer. its so mf boomer of me to say it but with how politics are now and we (at least speaking as an American) have succumbed to the idea that corporations hold more power than the average person in politics, we also hold companies to higher degree of pr and well..... 'wokeness' and inclusion. and like dont get me wrong its so nice to not watch movies and shows with random blatant racism / racism stereotypes for no reason and theres been great shows made in recent times.... but its also like.... companies are becoming more scared to do anything wrong or bold. to be political in any manner, to make a bold statement in any manner because they arent JUST appealing to 'left wokism' (sorry idk how to decribe it better) but to the most people in a nice friendly family friendly manner. (like.... im trying to communicate the idea of lemon demons redesign ur logo like... THAT. they are appealing to everyone)

so long story short i believe will wood's review with a burning fucking passion because thats how a lot of media is turning out, especially by repurposed IPs which is a whole nother fucking annoying thing. smaller rant that intertwines, but its just like television, merch, fandom, etc etc are scared of letting something die or letting something be, both companies who search to milk every last cent..... and fandom people looking to psycho analyize every character into cardboard cut out stereotype or their personal barbie dolls to use to draw gay art and writing long paragraphs about some new netflix merged IP is so 'saphic/gay coded' etc etc its gets so fucking annoying. can we have a normal conversation about a show please like adults.

tdlr can we not spend 20 million years destroying the meaning of somethings original message, both on the sides of repurposed ips AND fandom brain rot, to make something entirely new squeky clean and gay teen romance replaying the same scene of first love over snd over again THIS ISNT ART

#sorry im like so fucking pretencious when it comes to media i know its annoying #also i love being cringe about my favorite things so like #im not trying to attack people for liking things #BUT PPL ALSO KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT DONT MISCONSTREW MY WORDS #its like fine to like something and analize it a bit deeper #and its fun to imagine a different senario and how the themes of the show can be bended or strained #like mob psycho swap au for example #but it annoys me when its like...... it strays from the themes #themes and metaphor are the most important parts of media for me #so im kinda picky with media because action and stuff doesnt really entertain me the same #idk im so tired from today im just talking about this random rant to no one #if you read all of this i love u and u def dont agree but i also think i have a valid point #also im not trying to say all fandom people do that to characters its just uh........ #most...... expecially in POPULAR media so thats why i get scared #i guess im also just getting older now so seeing male leads doing a 'first kiss' art makes me want to kill #wheres the nuance and flavor #the transgenderness beyond owo i have top surgery scars oh no..... #but anyways #shoutout to mob psycho btw oh my god #and to my favorite artist #also when i say things like people who dont want something to die its like #different when its like star trek fans vs like 7th remake adams family #if that makes sense #and im not even saying all adams family remakes are bad either #sorry im like covering my bases #cuz internet makes me so afraid of pea brainsd idiots HAISBAJSBXJ #sorry thats mean..... 💖 but some ppl r maliciously ignorant fr

[piereoglyphics]

i think im filled with strong feelings today

I dont Nadakhan as a character, or a villain, or at all. Yes, the season visuals were amazing, the premise was unique and the character arcs were INSANE .

But. I don't like what had to happen. Nadakhan was so strong that the only solution was a whole system restart, and it feels like a really bad ending. Everything wouldve been hopeless if Nadakhan hadnt heard those few words from jay.

Yes, Echo and Ronin and etc; all helped alot, but without that wish, Nadakhan wouldve had the time to get up again and absolutely decimate everyone and continue being in power.

Nadakhan was just... overpowered. And I know thats a stretch considering recent villains, like the overlord coming back ... several times. But Nadakhan could wish for ANYTHING he could want. He wins first try against the ninja, and they had no chance to beat him without Jay's final wish. The overlord comes back and is beaten every time, regardless of how strong he is.

Nadakhan absolutely knows NOTHING about the ninja but they practically destroyed his realm, swoops in, outsmarts them all, and grabs Nya along the way.

Uh . I dont have a cool final line. Thats it!!!

anyways rant done yippeee 💥

#ninjago #skybound #ninjago skybound #ninjago nadakhan #nadakhan #glyphsrants

[typekiku]

TSUKIHIME FASHION REVIEW 3!!!

under the dark crimson moon, i write this newest entry of the much awaited much beloved tsukihime fashion review.

it's a duty i must carry out for the sake of the generations of lost sheep both before and after my time that have yet to truly appreciate the true depth of style that is contained within the single greatest visual novel known to mankind (according to me)

yet, i feel as if i am not doing my duty to its fullest... how can i possibly adequately sum the glory of todays fashionista? how can i dare attempt to sum that up?? no! i cannot waver in my faith in my incredibly lacking writing skills nor fear people figuring out this barely has anything to do with fashion... I WILL PERSEVERE!!

on with the show as the youth say!

(SPOILER ALERT: i should mention ill probably end up spoiling a shit ton of oghime and whatnot here so watch out)

so without further ado todays subject is:

drum roll

MORE DRUM ROLL

thanks uhh whatever you are from

MICHAEL ROA VALDAMJONG

yes the one and only roa

BROA

the legend himself, the Serpent of Akasha, Uroboros, the founder of the burial agency, the infinite reincarnatior, and professional Arcueid simp.

we have gathered here today to judge his design and uh fashion ig and whatever else i feel like ranting today about.

lets get right to it.

look at this dude all shirtless and shit like cmon so shameless... cover em up damn. seriously tho this man has a thing for showing off his (or should i say others) bodies like you will see soon.

i guess this comes down to him enjoying the freedom of being fully in control of whatever body he is currently occupying actually?

maybe this is some super deep look into the merits of semi nudism or whatever idk im not smart.

probably takeuchi just wanted an excuse to draw some seriously ripped abs actually i mean this might seriously be the most abby abs we ever see in any TM work. its fucking shredded and roa probably knew that. weirdo

on the flipside that majestic hair is simply incredible. DAMN thats some 10/10 hair. only other hair in this series that compares is my wife arcueid's long hair before her mean little (Older actually but idc) Altrouge got all mean and shit.

umm who is this? what happened to my incredible haired roa?? TAKEUCHI WHERE ARE YOU??? someone please give me back long haired roa... this isnt funny...

do you see what we lost? long gorgeous haired roa should've stayed and im genuinely upset we lost him to this admittingly much better dressed roa. im ashamed of you serpent of fraudkasha

fr tho where tf did he even get this rockstar ass drip anyways? we know SHIKI has been locked up in the outside house for awhile before released thanks to a certain maid... did he just drop by the local hot topic or whatever? did he manifest it through sheer willpower and arcueid simpery?

understandable tbh i too acheive things through arcueid simpery such as dirty stares and social exclusion!!

for reference, here is SHIKI

yea

i guess he just uhh changes him which in hindsight is really fucking sad to think about so lets not

uhh ANYWAYS

ok so ignoring ciel on the right elesia or should i say roa decides the very first thing hes gonna do in poor elesias body is to strip it naked

huh?

yea roa is definitely a weird one. no wonder the other ancestors hate him (besides nero because he is #HIM)

sick cape tho

why is he so hot here actually? what the hell? i underestimated his looks like damn

no really why is he so hot anyways he should look like an absolute freak like he actually is. i see you roa. i see you got that long braid wrapped around your neck like damn son... you may have fallen in love with a literal killing machine and never even got to speak to her till the very very end but i see you.

rizzless bastard.

well thats enough from me so ill drop this classic mahoyo line because i found it very funny without context.

ciao!

#type moon #tsukihime #roa #broa #serpentofakasha #arcueid brunestud #ciel #shiki

[karisomk]

Professor Tenoch AU

This is just humor.

"Bro, I don't know why you're bugging right now. Just ask for a extension. Professor Tenoch is really nice."

Your eyes flickered close while you rubbed your forehead and neck gently, trying to do anything to cease the hangover. Placing the cold bottle of gingerale to your forehead, you shook your head in response.

"Noooo...I just can't. I gotta take the loss on this assignment. I have to, I can't lie to him when he looks at me. Sometimes I just feel like he knows. Like last time, when I told him I was having internet issues but we ended up just binging a show on Netflix."

Your friend chuckles softly, "Hey thats on you. I told you to stop posting everything but you just had to show off your pajamas that day and rant about HER. You gotta change your view settings, girl."

You snorted in response and rolled your eyes, but you bite your bottom lip. "Besides I think this time... he might of saw our insta story from last night."

"That video of you with your mouth open drinking Sake from that squirt bottle with Chef?"

Your friend bursted out laughing and shook your shoulder, you grew even more embrassed.

"It's not funny-!"

This only made your friend laugh harder before she tried catching her breath.

"Listen, you're a adult. So what? I mean I guess I would be kinda mortified too, if my professor saw me open mouth chugging sake from a squirt bottle with a hibachi chef who was amazed you didn't spill any and dranked it all. You had the chef shook, more so when you licked your lips afterwards."

"Shush! Why are you so loud?!" You huffed at her.

"You're only overthinking about cause you think Professor Tenoch is fine. I wonder has he figured out some of your vague horny posting is about him." Your friend bluntly pointed out while she batted her eyes.

"You are still so loud right now! Friend, you gotta lie for me. Please tell him I got sick or something. Something!" You whined. Your friend simply side-eyed you while crossing her arms over her chest, sucking her teeth in response. "Oh please, like he'll listen to me anyway. All you gotta do is go in there and give him those sad eyes you do all the time when you're nervous about your grade. He'll listen." "I- I do not do that. But please don't leave me!" You watch your friend scurry away even while you huff, she only laughs some more in response.

"And that's why your laugh sounds like an empty spray bottle!" You yelled after her. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You procrastinated about seeing Professor Tenoch after your classes, even avoiding his gaze while you were in his class. Those light brown eyes made your heart flutter, but always made you spill the truth to him. Those disappointed looks from him always hurt more than seeing him slightly annoyed. With a slow exhale, you knocked on his classroom door a hour before it was time for him to leave. "Yes, come in." You peak in with a sheepish grin, "Hey, Professor Tenoch. I.. wanted to speak to you." He flashed a small smile and beckoned you to come in, "Well we still have some time and I wanted to ask you if everything was okay? You looked very tired in class today."

You nodded at first, taking a seat across from his desk, "Everything is fine just wasn't feeling too well today. I-I wanted to ask you if I could talk about the assignment that was due today." "Mhm, what about it?" Your stomach fluttered and your chest burned from being nervous, willing yourself to lie on the spot. You didn't look him recognizing that tone, so you kept your gaze elsewhere. His hands or his hair while you spoke. "I-welll uh. See, I lost my hard drive stick yesterday with all my assignments and I tried looking to see if I had any other backups for it in my email drive on my computer. And it turns out that my cat somehow stole my harddrive stick." "So its very damaged. I was wondering if I could have a few days at least for an extension?" You blurted out. When you finally did look up at him, it was hard to keep a straight face at the way Tenoch held his chin. His slight raised brows and those brown eyes that just saw threw you. Your mouth was going dry and your heart was thumping wildly in your chest. You were a bad liar. A terrible liar. The long silence made things worst and for a second you were about to apologize and just blurt out the truth. But when Tenoch sighed and tapped his pen lightly on the desk, "Fine. Three days. Three. You can turn in your work then. " Your eyes lit up at him buying your terrible excuse and you shot up to your feet. "Thank you! I swear I have it done in three days maybe even two! You are the best!" you beamed. Only running around the desk to hug him lightly, "Alright, alright now go. " he chuckled. Moving to grab your bag and you moved to leave the classroom waving goodbye to him. "Oh and (insert name). " Tenoch said while raising to his feet, and grabbing his own bag. "I didn't know you liked Sake like that." Tenoch flashed a smile and laughed softly when you began to stammer loudly.

#short story #tenoch huerta #fanfic #black reader

[i-am-an-arson-enthusiast]

i hate my tech teacher thats it thats the post (another rant luv u)

like genuinely. she is an asshole. in the sense that she has said "cover the wheels on the table with the table cloth" (us, at a show, doing that.) "NO NO NO, you have to make sure its even so nothing falls off!!!!!"

"this is when your scene transition is" (we do the scene transition, i get stuck with moving the set) (to me, and only me, i am the ONLY one out of like 6 people who flipped the set that got yelled at) "You have to wait until they are done with their acting to flip the set." (ok but what about the sets) "You have to wait until they are done with their acting to flip the set." (yes but im asking about the actual props like the chair-) "You have to wait until they are done with their acting to flip the set." (jesus, whatever.)

and just shit like that. so. did i cry twice because of today directly because of her? yes yes i did. do i think she should be a teacher let alone a position in which you have to work with CHILDREN, MINORS, INEXPERIENCED people? HELL FUCKING NO SHE ADDS INSANE AMOUNTS OF STRESS TO ALL OF US and also its "well thank god im not gonna get yelled at for that" and not "oh no they did something minorly wrong that kinda sucks anyway." and she had this audacity to randomly yell at the cast like dude it is in the name of your job (theatre tech teacher) that you do not work with cast. Oh no, they said "after you" and not "after you maam" LIKE NO ONE FUCKING CARES THE AUDIENCE WONT KNOW THEY SWITCHED LINES BC THEY DONT HAVE A SCRIPT, THE POINT IS VERY CLEAR THAT YOU SHOULDNT GO IN THERE

so uh yeah i genuinely hate her and she makes me hate myself which means not only is she a shitty teacher she is a shitty person. she makes me wonder how much i like being stage hand when for the whole time i have been interested in live theatre i always think about sets and set design and how they move and lighting and all the tech stuff. i know i enjoy it but she makes me think i dont like it. idk if its worth doing tech next year especially if my friends decide to not do it. would i even do the show in the spring and have to do all this over again? i love the cast and i want to do the same thing so i can see them again assuming they audition again but the teacher is fundamentally a bad person to have under 24/7 working with inexperienced people whose brains just straight up have missing parts.

thank you so much for reading this. it means a lot. :)

#theatre #school #education #teacher #bad teacher #theatre tech #techies #mental health

[bunnyb34r]

We're doing inventory at work and everyone is at their fucking LIMIT and pissed bc we have TWO WEEKS to get everything counted... motherfucker you bitch ab us not being like other stores but other stores would've had this started two MONTHS ago

More under the cut bc it's a lot

I got most of children's done but there's no fucking room bc we cannot have any boxes behind boxes... and they keep harking that we have no room in the steel, AND that the dock has to be EMPTY

Bitch where the fuck are we supposed to put this stuff then?? Up our ass??? There's only so much we can stock and we can't stock and recover AND do inventory like we are so shorthanded it's insane

And this one guy who is incompetent as fuck but not as much as his wife, went on a RANT during a meeting the other day ab how he and his wife work their asses off (they absolutely do not) and that he DOES sort the pallets and basically bitching ab all the things he does and how it's EVERYONE ELSE'S fault that things aren't getting counted/the pallets remain mixed

You know what he does? He puts the items on pallets by department, which yes good, and then leaves them in said areas like okay byeeeeee 🤗

Where what you're SUPPOSED TO DO is stock those items yourself OR wrap the pallets and have someone put them in the steel for you

BaldBastard was like "I hear you, but this is a conversation for you and the managers. You can't be telling your coworkers what to do, that's OUR job (and we all work different sections so him working hardlines and his wife working grocery for example)

And I stg [Relative coworker] was gonna blow a gasket this morning bc I went to grab tape and the count papers and NewLady said to me

"Hey can you help me? They said we're supposed to do something with these (count papers) and..."

Mind you WE SHOWED HER TWICE NOW HOW TO DO THEM and they're fucking self explanatory bc it looks like

|item number| |quality|

Space for # space for #

Space for # space for #

Space for # space for #

So you... write the item number... and how many are in a box or how many you have on a pallet...

So I told her I'd have RC do it and RC was in the back so I went to tell her and she YELLED affsvdvdgdg she was so mad

And incompetent man's wife asked no joke six different people how you do the papers...

Like this is so fucking easy it's painful man

And I guess TeamLead had been showing her how to do the papers yesterday and she fucking said "oh ill ask RC tomorrow. She can show me"

I fucking stood there and went 😐 when Rc told me sgdgdgdggdgd like are you fucking kidding me

And I think she asked ME bc she wanted me to explain it bc she fucking hates everyone in our section but me but I just did not have that kinda patience today so I'm like uh ill have her show you sgdggdg RC wasn't happy with me ab that but she understood

Anyway it's so fucking stupid and I don't think we did this last year?? Bc I dont remember it but I think it might have been bc thats when BossMan got fired and we were without a store manager for months lmao

#marquilla #work talk #it's so fucking annoying to do but it's easy which is fine but AUGH

[themidnightpanda]

While everyone is looking at homestuck stuff today might as well get a shoutout for my currently unnamed music au featuring pitch vriskezi

(under the cut this time is only au stuff! Noone is gonna ask so might as well get the rant out now)

It’s basically a meteorstuck kinda au? Except I decided to say fuck it all the trolls are alive (mostly because I have a few songs in my playlist that are very much feferi<>sollox vibe and I kinda need them alive to be able to sing yknow)

So uh. Trolls are kinda bug-like. And they communicate with words, yes, but also with dancing, like bees? A lot of body language, especially when it comes to your quadrants; leaning on your moirail’s shoulder, grabbing your kismesis’ wrist to stop them from turning away from you... and also just actual dancing and stuff. So, trolls dance. But then Dave and Rose get on the meteor and teach them about how humans communicate. With music.

Cuz like, in the au, humans can get on the same wavelength as other humans via song. Singing is a way a human shows how they feel or think about anything at any given moment. You gotta learn the lyrics (unlike my other music au, which is also a magic au where the lyrics are chosen for you by fate gods aka me specifically and you dont gotta know the lyrics before singing) but like its sorta a bonding thing? and humans are social creatures so they gotta sing every once in a while or they get sadge

so the kids teach the trolls how to sing and thats all really fun and cool and whatever. meanwhile I’ve fallen prey to karkezi flushed propaganda via fanfiction so now Im sitting in the “what if dave and terezi moirails” because they’re my favorite beta kid&troll and the dynamic they have in canon makes my insides fluffy in the way a good moirallegiance gotta get outta you yknow.

Anyways timeskip to after they win Im very much ignoring how by that point both sessions were lost and I decided both of the groups win and like the humans make a new earth ig and like they still have their godtier stuff (at this point Im just picking and choosing what I want based on random music from my 600 songs playlist being put on shuffle). and uh. Well dave becomes a film person (I wanted to say director but also he writes the movies so also scriptwriter and just. he makes movies). And decides to make actual homestuck’s plot into a 12 movies and ongoing film franchise that is basically as well known as like. star wars or whatever. but bigger bc I never actually watched star wars so I only know about it the basic stuff a person who once dated someone who watched all the star wars movies enough times to quote them offhandedly would.

anyways dave is stuck with the part where the trolls get actually introduced to the audience in non-text form and is like “can I convince a bunch of actors to dye themselves grey and put candycorn looking horns on their heads without anyone thinking Ive lost it” when actual trolls (all 12 beta trolls+a bunch of friendsim trolls I thought would be fun to put in+unnamed background trolls for the confusion of wtf is sgrub) land a ship in the middle of area 51 and immediately get cornered by human guards patrolling the area in case aliens ever crashed there.

Anyways is now a good time to mention rose grew up to become the person who runs area 51 because she is and apparently at some point during the 3 years on the meteor she pulled like feferi and karkat aside to go “yo so when we win the games if yall wanna stop by earth 2.0 Imma go run our alien communication center so just ask the people there for rose lalonde yea” and uhh. they do. the other trolls in the background are Confusion over who tf this rose lalonde person is. the human guards are confused abt how tf the aliens know the full name of their leader bc usually the aliens just go “we want to speak to ur manager” or whatever so one of them takes their walkie talkie and talks to her and rose is like “oh hey they made it btw is one of them wearing green and looks like a vampire tell her I love her” to which kanaya fckn melts ig. soft gfs.

and uhh. well at this point except rose all the other beta kids can kinda teleport? Jade is still part-dog, john is wimdy, dave stops time and powerwalks over then unpauses time... rose just calls her limo like “dude I gotta get to this specific part of the desert plz” and by then dave is having a passionate debate with the guards about how trolls are actually awesome and the guard is like “they havent sang anything to make me think theyre intelligent species” or whatever and then the 12 main trolls do like. choreographed dancing with rainbow colors and stuff to various feel-good songs in my playlist. And then dave starts live streaming with scifi tech he alchemized during the game that he kept around like “yo ik theres rumors abt the trolls showing up for the next movie can we all give it up to my moirail and the rest of these lovely folk” to which the internet immediately implodes bc imagine fckn. idk. big time movie producer just starting a livestream in which he casually talks to a bunch of aliens while his half-dog bestie is floating the in background.

yeah and then the protagonist of friendsim sees that happening and goes to talk to the friendsim trolls who are there and thats fun and idk

dave is really good at assigning trolls random songs they should like. my playlist is almost entirely clown cult music its all violence and bright colors and yelling into the void and starting a revolution over the fact you suck at video games.

also the alpha kids are there. because dirk strider is my favorite homestuck character I want to dunk him in my tea like he’s a sad animal biscuit. he also gets a song where he and hal are being passive aggressive and sad about prince of heart stuff ig

#homestuck #vriska serket #terezi pyrope #music au #413 #would yall believe it if I said the lineart is just the sketch but colored black instead bc thats what happened

[thuidium-delicatulum]

3!!

rant?

i have some random rants saved in my notes app

i dont know who wrote this and i dont remember but it wasnt me!

i dont know if it counts as a rant

tw: passing mention of sh??

could i please get better cmon whatevers out there i know this is just me and the others but hes really not in the best place at the moment and i kinda want moss to get better because the eternal emptiness is getting a bit old if theres something i dont know someone just please make him a bit better hes been through a lot and if im honest im tired of being the one who cleans up the blood after a while that gets old you have to understand jack isnt so perfect, isnt even a nice person but thats kind of the issue so just hm make him better or give him a nice future or make things seem a little more realistic so i dont have to be here so often cmon i dont know what i expect to happen speaking to the void like this only receiving an echo and never an answer but maybe jack can read this later and smile or cry or laugh or whatever emotion thing means sad, yk how it goes. okay goodbye i guess

jack if you're reading this drink some fucking water we're so dehydrated dude we've gotta actually keep going or we're gonna fucking die and that could be bad (serious injury sounds fun but i dont want you to go through that friend) think of the child! honestly megan'll be so upset if she finds out you didn't eat today, you'll kill the 'corpse' as she now calls it (thanks blair) and she'll be gone! okay goodbye im going to drink water and get us some sleep, see where that gets us (also jack stop listening to sad classical music its stuck in my head)

also this scary little thing

tw: uh mentions of hurting people inside your head? i dont even know

im sorry i didnt mean to, i deleted everything anyway, it was just an instinct, i didnt break the rules i promise, dont hurt her please

so yeah sorry about that!

[slimmestslime]

hmm today i will ramble about my au

been scratching my head on how to do biomes. since the only viable places for it are layer 3 and maybe 2. L3 cause thats where all the dissonance fuckery happens and blends random bullshit together the most often. which. leads to the very wide variety of Creatures there. meanwhile MAYBE L2 cause the most thats going on there is minecraft terrain generation gone horrifically wrong (hence why its called The Spires)

so what i might do is something like. "improbability and dissonance are constantly conflicting in This area over here, and The Machine gave up on trying to correct it, which now causes Unique Bullshittery to happen which is seen nowhere else in the layer". as the reasoning. maybe now am i going to make alot of biomes? nnnnnno. probably like 5 for L3 and 2 for L2 and thats it, their sizes corresponding to uh. the biome's content. so an area with "mountains" will be comically larger than an area with water. cause lmao its still a desert even if its horrifically fucked beyond biological comprehension also alot of biomes would just make it Minecraft: Grayscale Edition which. no. i wanna stay as kinda-close to source madness as i can while throwing My Stupidity (ideas) into play

biomes in question could be like.. L3 - "forest"(medium sized), valley of carcasses aka lots of Death. google rotten vale from monster hunter world. thatll give you a good idea of it (considerably large), danger water (smallish), residue of L2, so basically comically sized mountains (medium-large) and Hell Pitfalls (small) L2 - sky needle zone, also known as fucking around with desmos calculator. better known as beyond fucked geometry (small) and sideways spires (medium small) things to note. sizes also vary depending on how dangerous they are. so. smaller = more danger. reason behind y they're so small also lends itself to the machine going "hey. uh. hey no. thats not how things work" and then giving up at a certain point since it refused to go away so now Its here to stay

also the issue of keeping it atleast somewhat recognizable as madness arises and. man thatll be fun at some point (looking at layer NULL) but anyway yeah

rant over

#if you have no idea what im talking about. check my toyhouse world #(points at the pinned post) There. #anyway back to the drawing board. literally #i think too much abt this fucking Thing sometimes #madness combat au

[burgerkingburgerandfries]

DSHASHDSHKDSAHKDADSKH

I got back from the doctor and I'm finally getting an irl therapist and not the online one that I'm supposed to still be talking to but haven't talked to her in 6 months. very exciting.

also, i just saw someone describe wanting to be in a kismesiship with um me. so. that's a bit silly. maybe i should fill my quadrants. it would be fun. i already have my morial (my best friend fin), and all i need is an auspitice, a kismesis, and a matesprit. if you have no clue what im talking about its a homestuck thing and i do not recommend looking it up.

i feel like writibg, but i have no motivation. oh my god i have an idea

okay, so im about to rant about the most vile character in all of exsistence. his name is jake english, and he is jade harleys grandpa AND grandson (dont ask). hes british. i HATE the british. stupid fucking idiots they sound dumb as hell "want sum tea yeah chap? gunna go take a walk today better bring some wat uh." SHUT!!!! UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jeez. hes also dating someone named dirk strider who, if i saw in real life, i would literally get on my knees and beg for him. like, i can do you so much better. like. bro PLEASE. anyways... lets pretend i didnt type that. because i didnt. that was fucking casper the ghost. back to the fucking british person, he SUCKSS!!!! why does everyone in homestuck have a crush on him. and its all the hot characters too. like jane, aranea, dirk. they can all do so well. ID TREAT THEM WELL I WOULD MAKE 3 COURSE MEALS JUST FOR THEm. oh my god i need to stop. also his shirt design is so ugly. theres also one problem, i kin him. which absolutely sucks but makes sense at the same time. its just the ways he acts and stuff, which also are the reasons i kin karkat. i keep getting sidetracked i need some form of medication.

im hungry. nomnomnomnom. (thats me eating) (real)

i dont want to stop typing this is liketalkujg to someone

I LNWO WHAT TO TALK ABOYT. wait nvm just dance is not a very fun subject. uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm idon tkniwiwiwiwiwiwdfbjdfhksdskhdsfksdfkdfkhsdmnnhjm3 i dont feel like gaming either. oh i downloaded pesterquest its pretty fun. im pretty sure theres an app for it too which is pretty freaking bizzar to me. also someone called me out yesterday in evade on roblox because my display name was karkat and they were like "you read homestuck?" and i ran away. my flight or fight response was activated and i chose the safest option. also someone called me ommy and im guessing it was because of my avatar? i think i did a pretty good job making it! okay thats it. im done. maybe. I LIKE THE TYPING NOISES. okay bye for reals this time. i already posted earlier. i should invest in adhd pills then maybe id be . able to actually write my thing that i want to write/

OKAY BYE X3

[laughsinunknownfear]

every time i watch lord of the rings it gives me so much gay panic

#or not panic just #just Big Gay feelings yknow #like how is everyone so pretty #legolas is pretty #aragorn is pretty #arwen is pretty #galadriel is pretty #frodo is pretty #eowyn is pretty #how the hell is everyone so pretty #screeches by salem #anyways thats todays rant uh #lotr #lord of the rings

[princegaytea]

Hm not feeling too great today,, could I maybe get,, animatronic doodle requests? I'm pretty happy with the designs I've made so far and would love to draw em more!

#if it helps ive drawn everyone from fnaf 1 2 and 3 including springbonnie and fredbear!!technically ive drawn the nightmares but theyre not #ready to be posted yet! #me ramblings #uh warning quick vent ahead: but yeah today my teeth hurt more than usual (i jave fcked up teeth) i had a nightmare and i thinnnmkk i may ha #ve had an anxiety attack. over a spider. but i nearly passed out so..fun! #anyway thats all. im ok i just wanna draw to distract myself yknow? #rant over

[typekiku]

TSUKIHIME FASHION REVIEW 4!!!!

hello hello everyone

*insert applause here*

i totally haven't been dealing with some severe writers block for this relatively improvised series of rants no way i just been uhh climbing a.... spiritual mountain! yes! that is it!

i strongly suggest everyone climb their own spiritual mountains it really helps clear *things* up

uh yea whatever

so today we will be returning to the much awaited tsukihime fashion review with the one and only CIEL so go whip up some good ole curry and read along for this rant breakdown of ciel's designs evolution throughout the years.

CIEL

just look at her for a second and reconsider your life choices? have you done your homework today? (if not please go do it thats very uncool) have you returned your library books? have you tied your shoe laces? thats the vibe im getting from her in this pic

suddenly she hits you with this look and its like ugh i could go to war for much less. i could take on maybe a dead apostle or two or even a dead apostle ancestor. sure i'd die but what is death in front of curry senpai amirite? im suuuuuuure she would appreciate that sentiment

on a serious note tho she actually is adorable as hell and i can't believe i only literally just noticed that. the hair especially is to die for.

Takeuchi bless his heart really nailed that cute older student vibe he so sought for

wait wrong pic

now THIS is raw as hell. pure peak 90s edge. i imagine takeuchi was literally sitting on the edge of a blade on the edge of a cliff on the edge of the world.... well theres one more edge joke here but ill leave it be point is this is edgy and i lowkey love it.

i used to feel somewhat indifferent to the design here especially concerning the tattoos which i think i still am. the biggest issue with the tattoos for me specifically the angel wings is simply they aren't symmetrical and thus look bad according to me but everything else is chefs kiss

i talked about this in the roa post but like wtf is wrong with roa man... first thing he does is strip down is bro ok? why does he do this? what does he gain? freak.

CIEL REMAKE

excuse the border im literally copy pastin here ANYWAYs yea idk how i feel about the remake ciel at all tbh to the point that i considered accidentally forgetting this section

its like they brought up her cuteness factor by 100 points in exchange of any edge whatsoever

she got sanitized damn it

SANITIZED

don't get me wrong i still find her cute but GODDAMN where is the edge? where is the allure? i bet she wouldn't ask "Glasses or no glasses" OH WAIT THEY TOOK THAT TOO!! why can't ciel have a good thing in peace... they took away the roa boner yall...

its kinda meh to me overall

again ignore the large size i cba to find a smaller pic rn

yk what she looks dope here so ill allow it. i may be feeling things rn actually its weird because i have never really been a ciel fan but now im gushing over her... huh strange

no comment besides omg hot

ANYWAYS thats all i have to say about ciel

i like her og design much better then the remake because i feel it was very hmmm distinctive is the word i would use.

the remake makes her look much more generic in a sense especially concerning the hair

overall i would say the remake really went for a slightly more generic look in the hair department and i aint really a tm boomer or anything but it is such a shame

thats all i have again so cya folks

remember to read tsukihime right the fuck now or else....

#type moon #tsukihime #ciel #read tsukihime #tag #yea that was just a tag #hm #hmm #hmmmmm #tsuki fashion review #kiku rants

[bixiaoshi]

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#will someone even read this lmao idk #but uh i'm gonna log off bc i'm rlly sad and like . i dont want to make more rant posts bc i'll feel as if im annoying #also i wont run on queue today #idk . i dont rlly want to be active lmao #but yeah . if someone messages me and i dont reply its bc i logged off #if i dont log off i might impulsively delete my blog and thats not what i truly want lmao #anyways 🤘

[poolboyatthevampiiremansion]

i hate having like super great- all my friends adore me nothing is wrong im so funny and sexy- days or moments because it always makes the- they hate me they hate me theyre lying i dont deserve them dont look too deep dont look at all but dont turn away or ill break down- days and moments so much worse😐

#that being said im having the first day today i feel great but i was struggling yesterday LOL #anyways #ash rants #ash is mentally ill #ignore this but also for those days you may be like 'this bitch actin weird' uh thats why

[leossmoonn]

could i please request a stefan fluff where the reader is like spanish or smth, but she speaks ij english with everyone. and her and stefan are dating. so one day she gets upset over smth so she starts ranting in spanish and stefan can't understand a thing. and he's like "oh- ok-" even though he didn't understand anything. if not thats ok! have a nice day!!

have a nice day too <33

masterlist

pairing - stefan salvatore x spanish speaking, fem!reader

type - fluff, angst

note - i put the reader as a spanish speaker and not just spanish, so it could be more inclusive :). and i'm so sorry that this is so bad. i couldn't come up with a better plot like i wanted to, but i hope you enjoy anyways!

warnings / includes - language, kissing, food and alcohol mention, cute couple stuff, you getting upset (duh), kissing, stefan trying to be supportive but also being really confused lol. you all are like in your late 20s for this lol. for those who aren't spanish speakers, i will put translations in little text under each sentence/paragraph

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"Sí. Bueno, lo retomaré más tarde. Gracias," you hung up the phone, setting it down with a smile on your face.

["Yes. Okay, I will pick it up later. Thank you."]

"Hey, who was that?" Stefan come over to you, wrapping his arm around your waist.

"That was Lucas's friend. He was able to get the cake and the cupcakes made early!" You squealed, jumping up and down in his arms.

"Oh, that's awesome! Looks like Caroline won't be bugging you anymore," Stefan chuckled.

"Oh, I know. Man, am I happy to finally get this party planning over with," you sighed, turning around and leaning against the counter.

You smiled as you came face-to-face with your boyfriend. You hung your arms around his neck lazily, twirling the hair on the nape of his neck with your first fingers.

"Tired?" Stefan raised a brow, settings hands on your hips.

"Exhausted. And to think the actual party is tonight," you chuckled. "Well, that's the easiest part, right?" Stefan asked.

"Yeah, watching over twenty-to-twenty five eleven years olds is easy," you rolled your eyes.

"You'll have help. Caroline, me, Bonnie, Ric, Elena, Matt. Even Damon has volunteered to watch them!"

"Or lure them in a back corner and fed on them," you scoffed. "Hey, Damon's a lot of things, but he is not a child-blood-sucker," Stefan defended.

"Awe, you're defending him. How cute," you booped his nose.

"Yeah, yeah, I know. We are goals. Or whatever the kids are saying these days."

You giggled at his words, turning back around as you heard the front door open. You looked to see Caroline, Bonnie, and Elena carrying the twins, a bunch of presents, and at least five boxes of pizza.

"Damn. I wish you guys bought me this many presents!" You exclaimed.

"Oh, shut up. We give you a bottle of champagne and you're already over the moon," Elena snickered.

"Well, what can I say? I'm a simple gal," you grinned.

"Hey, Stef, can you help, please? Put these next to the window sill," Bonnie ordered as she was carrying most of the presents.

"Yeah, of course," Stefan nodded. He ran over to her with his vampire speed, picking up the presents at lightening speed and laying them out in towers.

"Thank you," Bonnie sighed. "Yeah, no problem. Hey, why didn't you just use your magic to carry them in?" Stefan asked.

"I need to save my energy for the kids," Bonnie explained.

"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. I didn't know we were letting the world know our secret," you frowned.

"We aren't! They're just a bunch of kids. Plus, we can just compel them to forget. Josie and Lizzie really want to show them tricks, too," Caroline bounced the twins in her arms.

You looked to the two girls who were giggling and smiling. You sighed, "Fine. Anyways, guess who was able to get the cake and the cupcakes."

"Oh, my God! You?" Caroline gasped. "Yep. Call me Santa Claus 'cause I just delivered!" You grinned.

Elena, Bonnie, and Stefan cringed at your joke.

"Not your best work, Y/n," Elena shook her head.

"What! Hey, that was pretty good," you frowned. "You'll get 'em next time, babe," Stefan smiled, going over to you and patting you on the back.

"Okay, you guys are just jealous because you're not as funny as me," you scoffed.

"Oh, yeah, we're jealous all right," Bonnie smirked.

You opened your mouth to retort back, but your phone started ringing. You looked at the Caller ID, seeing that it was your brother, Lucas. You gave them all a death glare, picking up your phone and going into the other room.

"Hey, amigo, what's up?" You asked.

"Uh, bad news, chica," Lucas sighed. "Oh?" You raised a brow.

"Yeah, turns out that Darryl can't make the cake or the cupcakes today."

You opened your mouth to speak, but nothing came out. Your eyes were wide as saucers as you thought of what to say.

"Y/n? Please say something," Luca begged.

You turned your head, your face screwing up in guilt and anger as you saw Lizzie and Josie playing with Bonnie and Stefan. You turned back and focused on the conversation you were having with you very trusting brother.

"¿Qué quiere decir Darryl no puede hacer el pastel o cupcakes?"

[What do you mean darryl can't make the cake or cupcakes?"]

"I mean that he can't make them. Do I need to explain to you what those words mean? And why are you speaking in Spanish? Afraid someone will —"

"En realidad, lo soy, Lucas. Dios, eres tan poco confiable. ¡Y ese amigo tuyo! Espera, ¿podría recuperar mi dinero?"

["Actually, I am, Lucas. God, you are so unreliable. And that friend of yours! Wait, am I going to be able to get my money back?"]

"Um… probably not. But it's okay, I'll pay you back!"

"Ah, ¿cuándo? ¿Después de sacar dinero del fondo universitario de su hijo? ¿O se lo van a pedir a mamá y papá esta vez?"

["Oh, when? After you take out money from your child's college fund? Or are you going to ask mom and dad for it this time?"]

"Hey, don't blame me! Blame Darryl. All I did was hook you up with him!"

"Y probablemente sabías que era un gilipollas mentiroso y que robaba dinero. Llámame de vuelta cuando seas capaz de no mentirme, ¿sí?"

["And you probably knew that he was a lying, money-stealing asshole. Call me back when you're able to not lie to me, yeah?"]

"Wait, Y/n, I-"

You hung up the phone, throwing it on the chair next to you. You groaned quietly, the bridge of your nose burning as tears welled up in your eyes.

"¿Cómo puedes ser tan estúpido, Y/n? Confiando en él después de todo lo demás que ha hecho. Estúpido, estúpido, estúpido!"

["How can you be so stupid, Y/n? Trusting him after everything else he's done. Stupid, stupid, stupid!"]

Stefan, who was throwing up Lizzie and Josie in the air, heard your mutters in the other room. He frowned and put the girls down, promising them that he would be back in a second after checking up on you. He walked into the next room slowly, putting his arm around you lightly.

"Hey, what's wrong?"

You jumped at his voice and touch, sniffling and wiping the tears from your face. "Y-Yeah. Just some um, family stuff."

"Want to talk about it?" Stefan asked.

You sighed, turning around to him. His hand intertwined with yours, squeezing it for support.

"It's just… Lucas. He's just so… jodidamente molesto," you sighed. "Él simplemente no piensa en otras personas y las consecuencias. Quiero decir, trata de ayudar, lo que es agradable, pero siempre termina por pagar dinero a la gente, o termina por tener un ojo negro."

[“He is just so… fucking annoying. He just doesn't think about other people and the consequences. I mean, he tries to help, which is nice, but he always either ends up owing people money, or ends up having a black eye.”]

"O-Oh, yeah," Stefan nodded, his brows furrowed as he tried to understand. But you were speaking so fast and with so much anger, he barely picked up a word.

"Y como su hermana mayor, sé que probablemente se supone que voy fácil con él, pero es un hombre crecido. ¡Debe saber estas cosas! Ugh, sabía que debería haber ordenado a ellos como, Target o algo, pero el amigo de su “aparentemente” es capaz de hacer diseños realmente lindos y hacer arte fondant en tiempo récord, así que tomé mis mis oportunidades. ¿Y adivina dónde estoy ahora?"

[“And as his older sister, I know I'm probably supposed to go easy on him, but he's a grown man. He should know these things! Ugh, I knew I should've just ordered them from like, Target or something, but hsi friend "apparently" is able to do really cute designs and make fondant art in record time, so I took my chances. And guess where I am now?”]

"Right, right. Wow, I'm sorry, babe, I —"

"Ciento cincuenta dólares cortos con dos niñas que van a estar tristes cuando no consiguen su pastel de sirena barbie y cupcakes con temática de Minecraft. ¡Argh!"

["One hundred and fifty dollars short with two little girls who are going to be sad when they don't get their Barbie Mermaid cake and Minecraft-themed cupcakes. Argh!"]

You stopped your rant when you noticed Stefan looked at you with a confused expression on his face. You thought for a moment to yourself, beginning to laugh at yourself as you realised you were speaking in Spanish.

"I'm sorry, Stef. I didn't realise you couldn't understand me."

He smiled and shrugged. "No worries. At least you were able to get it all out, right?"

"A little. When I punch Lucas, I'll be able to get it all out," you grinned.

"That's my girl."

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