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#anyways nap time homies
2knightt · 1 year
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the gangs love languages<3
!warnings!
1.GN!reader-mentions of reader being ‘pretty’
2.minor swearing
3.i did NAWT proofread ts. we die like men.
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Johnny Cade ;
I’m getting strong physical touch and words of affirmation vibes.
do not even try to lie to me he would TOTALLY be holding your hand 24/7.
with the gang? you guys have your pinkies intertwined! on a walk? holding hands! cuddling? holding both hands, scandalous!
he hugs you so much. he doesn’t get it, you don’t get it, nobody does.
he just, likes hugging for some reason???
but YOU have to hug him first, he will NOT hug first.
absolutely LOVES being the little spoon. may hurt his ego a little bit, but ykw, it’s worth it in the long run🙏.
he’s so touch starved. he doesn’t know what the loving touch of anyone feels like. so PLEASE, treat johnnycake nicely.
he will CONSTANTLY tell you look look gorgeous. constantly.
“you look stunning today. n-not sayin’ you don’t look good everyday! i mean you’re a real looker ya know and-“
he doesn’t know how to function because he thinks he messes up everytime he tries to speak to you :(
homies that whipped fr…
ANYWAYS, back onto track🙏
when you two are alone he’s actually so sweet with his words i can’t.
“dunno how i got this lucky. huh? i didn’t say anything.”
“you look real good in that shirt, babe.”
“love you so much. so, so, so much.”
Dallas Winston ;
it’s physical touch and acts of service. do not play with me right now, i know i’m right.
i don’t really think dally’s good at expressing how he feels in any shape or form.
so he shows you love by having his hand on your hip, kissing you, stealing cute accessories for you, holding the door open etc.
if you’re expecting him to go on rants on how he loves you, you’re in the wrong place. that’s all sodapop but we aren’t on his section, are we?
anywhere and everywhere you guys go he will have his hand on you. not just because he’s protective but i think it gives him a sense of security and calmness.
like, dallas knowing you’re safe, makes him happy.
SPEAKING OF HIM BEING PROTECTIVE— he will intimidate someone by having his arm around your shoulder and staring right into their eyes.
kisses are his favourite thing💆‍♂️ he told me himself.
he steals shit for you. i know he does, we both know.
dally ain’t well off so, he’s gonna do what he does best. steal.
want that necklace? SNATCHED! want cigarettes? ALREADY IN HIS HAND! pepsi? YOURS ALREADY!
“you want some chips, doll? i’ll get ya some. don’t you worry your pretty little head over it, eh?”
“but you’re broke, dall.”
“what did i just say?”
Ponyboy Curtis ;
QUALITY TIME QUALITY TIME QUALITY TIME!!!
words of affirmation too ig.
ponyboy definitely finds so much comfort in just sitting in silence with you.
he thinks it’s a nice break from the loud bumbling idiots in his house.
like you could be napping in his room and he’d come in if the gang got too loud and sit next to your sleeping body and just read.
he reads out loud to you. now, i don’t know which category that falls under but he does. like, a lot.
“ ‘To the soldiers and me it's all worth it. Risking life, dodging or taking bullets, and pulling triggers. It’s all worth it.’ “
“what?! that’s so sad pony!!”
“well, that’s what the book says y/n.”
he’s another one that finds comfort in knowing your safe. actually, most if not all of the gang feels like that.
you’re definitely his first relationship so i can see him being hesitant on physical touch, but he can and will write you a cute lil note with 0 shame.
“dear y/n, i just wanted to let you know that you looked really cute today—well, you look cute everyday. but you get what i mean, right? anyways, meet me at the dingo at 4PM. I’ll treat you this time.”
expect notes like that to just randomly fall out of your locker.
ponyboy quotes corny romance books in those notes. i just KNOW he does.
at the end of your note one day there will be a;
“ ‘so no, he didn’t give me flowers or candy. he gave me the moon and the stars. infinity.’ — reminded me of us.”
Sodapop Curtis ;
HE IS WHIPPED FOR YOU so it’s probably something like, lovesick-ish.
it’s definitely physical touch and words of affirmation to the maximum.
he is ALWAYS bragging about you to EVERYONE and ANYONE.
he talks about you to steve
“i think i’m gonna marry ‘em steve. i can see the wedding now!”
“you said that last tim-“
“SHUT UP!”
and even to customers!!
“they’re just so sweet! they’re the most beautiful person ever!”
“thats great kid. can you ring up my fucking chocolate bar now?”
he’s always smothering you in affection.
he just loves you so much he just needs to squeeze you with love!!
when he sees you just standing around or cooking he’ll come up from behind and hug you. he might pick you up n swing you around a little but ykw that’s what makes it special.
he ain’t afraid to sweet talk you bro.
“there you are! my pretty little lover, huh?”
“you’re so cute, you know that right?…right babe?”
you guys cuddle all the time it’s SICKENING.
you’re always in his arms and he has this grin on his face like he just won the goddamn lottery.
if you guys were to walk around town, he’d have his arm around your waist the whole time. like, the whole time.
he’s so in love it makes me sick just writing about it.
Darry Curtis ;
darry is a simple man dare i say.
he definitely shows love by spending as much time with you as he can.
he works two jobs so he doesn’t have all the time in the world to hang out with you, but when he does? he LIVES for it.
he’ll cook supper with you and teach you a new recipe his mom used to make, he’ll sit on his chair while reading the newspaper as you rant about your day, ANYTHING.
no matter what he’s doing, he will ALWAYS listen to you. it’s like a super power.
“that’s great baby.”
“you aren’t listening are you, darry?”
“yeah i am. you said you got tipped 10$ by one customer.”
you ain’t hear this from me but, sometimes when darrys in a real good mood he’ll give you gifts.
he has a jar separate just for you! it’s got money for dates, anniversary gifts, presents, all of it!
sometimes he’ll go take out some of that money and buy you something sweet<3
darry, also, isn’t one to tell the whole world on how he loves you. but, you do understand how he shows love.
even you cherish the minutes that pass by as you sit next to darry on the couch with your head on his shoulder and his arm around your shoulders, sitting in silence.
silence that speaks a thousand words when it comes to sir darry curtis.
Steve Randle ;
just like his best friend, he’s shouting to the world about you too. just, not as loud.
he respects his own privacy, so i can see his being physical touch and acts of service.
he’s a man of respect, obviously. he is one to throw his arm around you to show you off every once and awhile, but not much.
he’ll mostly hold your hand. when i say mostly, i mean all the time btw.
it’s all he does.
“steve, you can let go now. i’m home and you know you can’t come in!”
“..nah.”
he acts like he’s in debt to you for no fucking reason???
like you need something fixed around the house? DONE. grocery shopping needs to be done? ALREADY BOUGHT AND PUT AWAY.
he holds car doors open for you. he does, i can see it now. i’m just delulu
sometimes he acts annoyed with you when you ask him to do a simple task, while he’s doing it.
“steve, can you get me a water?”
*sighs and gets up*
“you have legs you can do it.”
he says that while he’s pouring the water into a glass cup with a lemon slice on the side with ice cubes already in the drink.
he loves you, he really does.
and he will say it, just not often.
he has too much pride for that….
no he doesnt.
he rants to sodapop about you while he fixes cars like a teenage girl talking about her crush.
Two-Bit Matthews ;
homie just wants to show you off to the world😭😭
he’s so proud of you he goes down the streets yelling that he’s officially dating you not literally…he isn’t that insane LMFAO
he gives off physical touch and..oddly enough quality time.
i feel like two-bit really likes the both of you at the curtis house sitting on the floor, your head on his lap while his hand sits on top of your head as you two watch whatever cartoon is on.
two-bit DEFINITELY wants to spend every waking moment with you.
“c’mon angel, let’s go get beer!”
“two, i don’t drink.”
“well, i do. so, lets go!!”
he will definitely walk everywhere with his arm draped around your shoulder.
instead of you being the trophy wife, HE’S the trophy wife fr.
he’s such a pretty princess and he expects to be treated like one!
he gives you all his time so it’s only faire you give him all of yours.
“what does math have that i don’t y/n?!”
“i need to pass this class, baby. you know i suck at math.”
“well, thats even more of a reason not to do it! why bust your ass over it?! come over here and let me LOVE YOU!! JEEZ.”
all two-bit does is brag about you..like, its all he does.
“yeah, sorry your hamster died. but did you know that i’m dating y/n?-“
author notes;
1.FIRST POST ON THIS ACCOUNT RAHHHH!!!
2.pulled this out of my ass LMFAO
3. hope it aint too bad tho💔💔
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may 2nd, 2023. 11:57PM.
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mamayan · 8 months
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Can I please request NSFW Spinner with a fem reader who is like super friendly and affectionate (hugs him a lot, wants to cuddle all the time, etc)? Maybe a little ditzy too haha. And they start off as friends/Spinner thinking he just has a one-sided crush on reader, but a night of “friendly cuddling” (which always makes Spinner’s head spin anyway and he never quite knows what to do with himself lol) turns into something more when reader notices he’s hard and excitedly offers to help him with it
Oh Anon, you don’t even understand how perfect this request is. I was sold yesterday! This sounds delicious🫢😭 Mama is cookin’!
Spinner x Fem! Reader
CW: NSFW•Fem!Reader•Hemipenes (Gecko Quirk will not allow me to believe otherwise)•Fluff•Friends to Lovers•Loss of Virginity•Creampie
Tag list: @sharpcheddarcheese
★彡Cuddle Me☆彡
“Oi! Dummy, stop messin’ around, you’re gonna’ get me killed!” You laughed despite his mildly threatening tone, throwing your arms around his neck and hugging him from behind. Your head peaking over his shoulder at the video game he was clearly losing. Some car racing game? You remember him raving about getting it a few days ago, but you’d been away on mission for the League and just hadn’t had time to snoop like usual through Spinner’s newest finds.
“Did’ya not hear me? I’m gonna lose cuz of ya…” his grumbling is too cute, but you relax your choke hold for something soft as your rest against his firm back and watch him play. When he realizes you aren’t going to mess with him more than this, he relaxes and goes back to his game. In only a few minutes, you’re nearly asleep against him, his skin finally warming up to your body temperature and urging you to nap. While he’s not soft nor very comfortable to sleep against, you still manage fine due to his mild scent and presence calming you.
“Win!” He startles you awake, jumping too when you yelp and turning quick to check he hadn’t accidentally elbowed you or something. “Ah, my bad. You okay?” He looks a bit sheepish, and you take a moment to admire his lack of villain ensemble, his casual hoodie and joggers very homy in your eyes. “Shit, were’ya sleepin’?” He looks guilty now, seeing you rub the sleep from your eyes tiredly.
You nod solemnly, keeping the smile off your features as you look up at him from beneath your lashes. “I haven’t slept in two days due to my mission…”
He looks twice as guilty now, horrified even. “W-why’d’ya come here then?! Go to bed!”
“I came here to sleep…” you shamelessly look at him now, clearly inviting yourself into his space for your much needed nap. He looks mildly annoyed, sighing at your antics but not surprised in the least. He looks ready to berate you, as usual, but you’re a bit taken back when he just scoots over his bed to allow you space.
You normally have to force your way onto the bed, mostly confined to the edges where you can bug Spinner properly. You’ve certainly dragged him into your bed plenty, though his is a full and your own a twin. It’s not necessarily very comfortable for Spinner to sleep in your space.
Glancing at his switch, you realize the screen is already dark.
“Ya gonna’ sleep or not?” His question pops your bubble of thought, and you realize you’ve dumbly been staring off into space for a moment. Steeling yourself, you smile and nod, crawling further onto the bed and latching yourself onto Spinner.
“Stop it woman! Just go to bed!” Despite his scaled and clawed hand pressing against your face to make you back away, you just snuggle closer, rubbing your cheek against his palm until you hear him shudder and twitch a bit. He yanks his palm back, sighing and giving up to the inevitable. “Idiot” is all he mumbles, not amused by your affectionate cuddling streak.
If he was more observant, he’d realize the only two people you really touch like this are him and Toga. The latter for platonic reasons. Him for other. While it wasn’t difficult for you to show affection, your actions always speaking louder than your words, you have felt a mild fear of rejection lately.
He just seemed impassive, any and all advances begrudgingly endured and not necessarily welcomed. You wonder if he’s hiding how he feels or if he’s just not interested like that, and it’s something that’s been bugging you quite firmly for a while.
It mattered little now though, your eyes heavy and body exhausted. You’re quick to fall asleep again, curled against Spinner’s side despite how closely he’s pressed his body against the wall to give you space.
His eye twitches in annoyance as he looks at all the room you ignored.
Your sleeping face peaceful, curled up like some sort of cat against his side. He’s never been too much to a fan of felines, mostly because they hate him, but it’s difficult not to find you cute.
Thankfully you hadn’t tried to climb on top of him, he would’ve had to toss you if that was the case, because he was painfully aware how close you are right now. His pants tighter by the minute, and he can’t even make it go away because that could wake you. He’d rather die than have to live through that embarrassment, of being caught jacking off while you sleep beside him. It was entirely too uncool and shameful.
Eventually his body calmed down enough for him to actually become tired too, scrolling on his phone finally boring him enough to close his eyes.
Sleep entraps you both for several hours, and unfortunately for Spinner, you wake up first.
To the feeling of strong arms wrapped around you, a hard body and soft breathing against your neck. It has you flustered, the initial shock, but melting quickly into the embrace. He was holding you like a teddy bear in his sleep!
The cuteness of the situation unbearable, your need to wake and grab the man almost winning. You wanted to tease him until he was too shy and embarrassed to speak.
Except what happened next wasn’t as cute as it was something else entirely. Spinner had one leg slotted between your own, his body molded to your back. You felt his erection clearly against your ass, hard and a little worrisomely large. You didn’t intentionally grind back against him, but when your hips moved, he tugged you even closer and tighter to him. A soft huff from him behind you alerted you he was awake now.
He was incredibly grateful you didn’t seem to be up yet, knowing you and your antics, he was fearful it’d become a joke that’d haunt him for life. Spinner tries not savor the moment of you in his arms, so warm and soft it has him struggling to pull away. As quiet and gently as possible, Spinner attempts to remove himself from your body he’d unknowingly hugged in his sleep. This wasn’t his first time waking up like this with you, usually in your bed because the space was so limited. He was slightly lightheaded as he reeled his self control in to keep from pressing himself further into you. Like his dicks desperately wanted.
“Do you want help?”
He nearly yelps like a child caught stealing, flinching away from you in panic. He’s quick to school his features and laugh. “Sorry, I get cold if I sleep without turning my heater up—” His excuse is interrupted by you though.
He’s nearly clawing out of his skin when he watches your arm move, body twisting a little so you’re looking up at him, and your hand without hesitation palms him through his pants. “H-hah—w-what the hell are you—!” He’s frozen like a statue despite you applying no real force.
“I meant with this.” Your smile is so devious it’s terrifying. His mind is left racing like a hamster on a wheel, trying to formulate even one coherent thought and failing like a loser. “Do you want my help?” You’ve completely turned on your side to face him, hand not moving from his crotch.
“H-help?” He’s barely breathing, struggling not to pant and lose his mind because he’s never had anyone touch him there. Only his own rough hand has explored himself. He looks lost and confused, unable to fathom why you’d be doing this right now. Why you, pretty sweet you, would be touching him so intimately. Did you actually not understand? He became mildly concerned, because it wouldn’t be the most far off thing, for you not to understand that this was an invitation for sex.
“Yes, help. Shuichi, do you want me to make you cum?” He was wrong, and it nearly had him hopping out of the bed and rushing for the exit like a scared child. He would’ve, had your hand not tightened around him, making him moan out loud. His hand wrapped around your wrist, holding you still as he tried to concentrate enough to think logically and not with his lower half.
“You’re half asleep, let go—.”
“I’m wide awake!”
“Ggh!” His resolve weakened further when you squeeze him, whimpering a little when you do release him and he can greedily suck in air.
Spinner is nearly helpless as he’s pushed onto his back, your body easily climbing on top of him to look down and see him trying to look anywhere but you. He doesn’t realize his own insecurities are intensifying yours. “Shuichi” he’s startled by the use of his name again, normally you’d call him Spin or just Spinner. He peaked up at you, a bit alarmed at the distressed expression you were showing.
“H-hey don’t cry! I’m sorry!” He’s not even sure what he’s apologizing for, but it’s better than seeing the glassy look in your eyes.
“Do you not like me? Like that… like a woman?” He’s so focused on your words, he doesn’t halt your movements in time. Your clothed cunt grinds down against him, eliciting a grunt as he grits his teeth and grips your hips harshly to stop your wiggling. Claws lightly digging in through your shorts. He’s glaring up at you now, your expression still sad and pouty, but he’s known you long enough to recognize the glint of mischief. “Stop playin’ or I’m gonna take it serious.” It’s his turn to feel a bit of his pride rebuilt, pulling your hips down so he can forcefully grind against you this time.
The wanton moan you release isn’t what he’s expecting. Your hands moving to rest on his chest as you do it again, and the pleasure he feels is unreal. Your soft center rocking down onto him.
“Fuck—” whatever leg up in the situation he’d had, it’s gone now. You’re quick to grip his face in your soft hands, so you can lick up his neck to his mouth. His groan encouraging, as you proceed to take the chance and lick inside his mouth.
It’s hotter than any porn he’s ever watched. He’s trembling beneath you, and thankfully his mind is clouded enough to not panic and climb the walls. He’s far too focused on the feel of your warm and wet little tongue touching his own. He’s a bit unsure what else to do but let you lead, his mouth open to allow you access because he’s not a normal man and can’t kiss you like they do in movies and such. Except he feels his chest tightening and cocks ache when you moan again and try to press as much as yourself against him as possible.
The feel of you was enough to nearly make him cum in his pants.
He tries to vocalize that the stimulation, however little, was a bit too much. “Wait,” he’s lightly panting, trying to lift your hips up and off him a bit so he doesn’t ruin his pants, “I just need a minute—”
“No you don’t.” You seem determined to make him soak through his boxers and pants, grabbing his hands and moving them to rest on either side of his head. You weren’t physically stronger than him, not even a little, but he always worried of accidentally hurting you. It came natural for him to let you move him how you wanted, cautious of where you were in relation to his claws.
You’re back to grinding against him, and Spinner is unable to hide the noises escaping him with how you lick and suck at his tongue. His guttural groans and whines have your underwear sticky and messy as you try to give him as much friction as possible.
“G-gonna cum—oh fuck fuck—!” His whimper and moans are debauched, making him sound ruined as he comes apart beneath you. He breaks your loose hold on his wrists, wrapping his arms around you and hugging you to his chest as he bucks up under you to ride out his orgasm. His face in the crook of your neck as his long tongue slips out to lick you now, your neck and your sensitive ear, panting and causing you to clench around nothing at the sensations.
You let him calm down, running your hands sweetly through his hair and gently massaging his scalp.
When he’s caught his breath, he seems content to just hold you against him and either avoid confrontation a little longer or simply bask in the afterglow of the hardest he’s ever come. A bit of both more accurately.
“Shuichi…”
“Hmm?” He’s not lightening his hold on you at all.
“What about me?” Your voice is little more high pitched than usual.
“Huh?” that has his attention immediately. His hold finally loosening enough for you to push up on his chest and look down at him again. Your pout is prominent, and it’s the same face you make when he’s eating something you want a bite of selfishly. It’s arousing and dangerous for him all at once. That pout going to haunt his dreams.
“I want to cum too…” clearly you were trying to make him go brain dead, why else would you be acting like this?
“Will you help me now?” He’s losing his damn mind as you yank your top over your head, letting him see you shirtless. He’s also made aware that you aren’t wearing a bra, your chest on full display for his eyes. Much to his panic and blatant fear.
He’s never been hard again so quickly in his life.
“W-what do ya want m-me to do?” He’s both elated and unsure all at once, senselessly conflicted. What he wants to do is grab and lick at your chest, though no porn he’s ever watched really cares to focus on that portion. You show mercy thankfully, and instead of teasing him, you tell him exactly what you’d like him to do.
“I want to sit on your face…but I also want to still touch you too…” he’s blurting out the first thing to come to mind for him.
“Ya wanna 69?” You light up, and it’s both his dream come true and worst nightmare because you nod and grin down at him.
“That’s a great idea!”
You stripping naked for him is enough to have him crumbling, but when you climb on top of him again backwards, so you scoot your drenched cunt before him and face his soiled pants… he either wants to die or acknowledges he’s already in heaven.
You get a perfect view of the mess you made of him, and while you’ve prepared yourself mentally when you help slide his pants and boxers down, you’re still taken by the sight. His hard cocks, two, covered in his own sticky cum and it’s so erotic you bite back a moan.
It’s quickly ripped from your throat though when Spinner decides to taste test your dripping slit. Your voice is nothing but encouragement for him. When your own tongue joins the party to lick his cum off the first and longest cock, you’re given both cocks rutting against your cheek and face as Spinner moans against your pussy. His hips automatically jerking at the hot sensation of your mouth and breath. His skin heating with your own, and he’s left dizzy and nearly intoxicated on it all.
While you kitten lick his cocks, teasing and more in chase of your own high at the moment, Spinner does his very best to not cum again before you. His tongue has no real rhythm, switching too quickly between licking at your clit and trying to slither inside your tight cunt. It’s pleasurable but not enough of one or the other to make you shatter like you’re so desperate for now.
“F-feels good…Shuichi, use your fingers?” You’re panting directly over his cocks and it’s difficult for him to focus on pleasuring you when he’s becoming wound tight again himself.
He’s not stupid, but he is hesitant and cautious as he brings one hand around, his thumb lightly pressing into your clit. He’s tuned into your every noise and movement, eyes widening as you jolt and moan his name when he does it. The light but consistent pressure on your clit, coupled with his tongue returning to lavishing your entrance and finally wiggling a portion inside your cunt, is what finally allows you to cum.
“M’gonna cum…” you’re only weakly able to pump one cock at a time, grip tightening around the second one you’d been giving some much needed attention too when you feel your orgasm hit. Your head dropping on his pelvis for a moment as you shake and cum with his name on your lips.
Spinner is left with your soft pliant body atop his, your swollen and soaked pussy before his eyes and cum covering his face and chest. Your hips tilted up a little, but the rest of your body limp against him. His hand on your hip that was helping you stay up for him finally moving to help flip you onto your back. You look so fucking cute for him, it’s hard to not just spread your legs further and sink one of his cocks inside you already.
Your eyes are a bit heavy, but your smile is so sweet it could give him a cavity.
“Thank you.” He wants to scoff, because it should be him thanking you. Since he’s gotten off now, it’s a bit easier for him to think despite still being hard. He’s yanking his bottoms back up, ignoring your complaint, so he can lean on an arm over you.
“You—,” he stops, his fist clenching and unclenching as he mulls over his word choice, “is this like a… one time thing?” He’s worried, of ruining your friendship, but of losing you most of all. He’d shut the hell up and never bring this moment up again if you said so, if it meant you both could return to normal.
“D-do you want it to be…?” You, sweet enthusiastic to an annoying degree you, look damn unsure of yourself for a moment. Spinner is only able to feel surprised, seeing you honestly so vulnerable beneath him like this.
He doesn’t want to be uncool, to make a fool of himself, and he is best of all aware of how he looks… but he doesn’t want to lie either.
“No. I ain’t gonna pretend like I do, but I also wanna know if you want that kind of relationship with me… I ain’t the most good lookin’ man out there.”
“Shut up!” The volume in which you yell startles him and hurts his head.
“I love you! Who cares what everyone else thinks?! What idiot wouldn’t want you? You! Spinner! Legacy holder of Stain!” You’re wrapping your arms around his neck and dragging him close, grinning victoriously like you’ve won something special.
Him. He feels special.
He can’t help but laugh a little, not rushing away from you for once, but leaning in. His chest tight but in a way that makes him happy. Because you love him.
“I love you too.” The outright confession leaves your face stunned, eyes wide and lips slightly parted. Spinner is captivated by the sight, wanting to hold you close but also wanting to see your face. When it melts into a shy smile and glassy eyes, he can’t help mimicking your earlier ‘kiss’. His tongue gently delving into your mouth, and it’s enough to have your thighs clenching tight as he devours your mouth. Lost to the kiss, Spinner is complacent.
Clearly forgetting the soft and sweet moment couldn’t last with your ability to stir him up so wildly.
Your hand grips the waist band of his joggers, yanking down to free his cocks again and wrap your hand around the top longest with an iron grip.
“Fuck, you don’t need to—”
“I wanna have sex.”
How the hell was he supposed to say no? Especially as you try and lock your legs around his waist, arms still linked around his neck to prevent him from getting too far away. From the beginning, he really didn’t stand a chance against you.
“Y-you sure?!” He’s a bit aggressive in his embarrassment asking, but he’s nervous because this is the most that’s ever happened to him in his life.
“Mhm, wanna feel you inside me Shuichi” your words make his mind short circuit. You politely release his cock so he can move. He’s a bit clumsy as he grips your thighs and drags you closer against him, knees coming in-between your legs to keep you spread open. He’s lightly trembling, aware of how to have sex but not entirely sure of how to have sex with you. The two very different in his mind. He doesn’t want to hurt you or ignore your pleasure in anyway.
“I can take both.” You sound breathless beneath him, and he briefly wonders through the haze of lust if you’ve lost your mind.
“No.” He’s firm in his answer this time, his expression and glare he settles you with full of that familiar stubbornness he gets with certain things. Like with his ideologies shared with Stain.
“Shuichi—” this time you’re cut off as he lets the tip of his second cock poke your entrance. It’s enough of a distraction as you moan, the feeling of his scales on his cock added texture you feel as he slowly sinks inside you. Neither cock is small, both thick, but his second cock is the smaller of the two and curved up a bit more than his first.
He’s nearly on his death bed when he bottoms outside you, tip just gently curving up into that spongey patch inside your pussy that has you whining and toes curling.
“Fuck Shuichi, so good!” He chokes a bit at your honest comment, huffing as he tries not to look right at you. He’d fall apart too quickly.
“Y-you too— so tight.” He sounds nearly in pain, but then again he’s likely a bit overstimulated having cum not too long ago. “M’gonna move” is all you get before you feel his cock drag against your walls, his whimper of pleasure loud as he tries to keep quiet and fails. You’re not any better, but you at least keep your eyes trained on him, realizing he’s overdressed.
“Your hoodie… Shuichi I wanna feel all of you!” The way your hands desperately pull at his top distracts him a bit, and he doesn’t even have time to feel insecure because you squeeze down on him as he’s revealed to your eyes. His hard scaled chest and upper body a feast for your eyes and hands as they move to touch him. His moans pick up a bit as his hips begin to find somewhat of a steady pace, his concentration at maximum as he focused on trying to make you cum again.
The way your hips move and twitch cause him to look lower.
He’s inadvertently made to look at how your sopping cunt takes him in, his first cock erect and sliding perfectly against your clit with each thrust. Your nails can’t pierce his skin, but they would’ve if he didn’t have the quirk he did. Your noises have him checking your face, your watery eyes and open mouth with drool a sight for sore eyes. He doesn’t mean to pick up his pace or force, but you’re soon being fucked with more aggression that he originally intended. He’s close too. Muttering little praises as he gets consumed with pleasure.
“So pretty—,” he’s desperately fucking into you, muscles taunt and tight as he grits his teeth. Shaking the bed and you with each powerful movement, leaving you both a bit stupid.
“Cum inside me!” Over your senseless babbling and moans, one sentence has his balls tightening painfully.
“Fuck y’want me to fill you up?” He’s delirious on the pleasure of your cunt and warm body, his thrusts rough and a bit too much if not for the slicked up cock rubbing on your clit and driving you wild.
“Yes yes fill me please!” Spinner’s mind goes blank as he sinks as deep as possible and shakily paints your inner walls. Your cunt clamping down and spasming as you reach your peak with him. Groaning and whining, dropping his face down into your throat and losing it as he rocks his hips to prolong the experience of fucking you.
Your belly and chest are sticky and wet, his first cock shooting and covering you both with his how much he released. He grips you tight against him despite the mess, rolling so you’re on top so he isn’t crushing you.
It’s silent for a few minutes, save for your combined heavy breathing and the groan of the bed.
Your hands running over his chest and into his hair as he relaxes into your touch. His own hands lightly trace over your ass and thighs, massaging a bit curiously running a finger through the mess he’d made inside you.
“This doesn’t count as cuddle time.” He’s snapped from his thoughts as you mumble against his chest. He’s confused how this couldn’t count.
“You gotta cuddle me properly later, understand?” He chuckles, his grin growing.
“Yea, I got it. You need cuddle and sex time?”
“I’m glad you see logic like I do.” Your words teasing but voice clearly tired. You hadn’t slept much when you did nap earlier.
“Oi, don’t sleep yet dummy, ya need to go pee after sex.”
Your groan of complaint is ignored as your hauled from the bed and to the bathroom. Why he knew that piece of information, you didn’t know.
He’d never tell you he’d read multiple articles on “what women want” in a relationship after he found himself falling in love with you.
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seishirology · 1 year
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hi guys. valentine’s day is coming up and i have no one. i’m gonna cry myself to sleep 😭😭 anywho today i thought a lot about rin. i’m starting to feel like a homie hopper 😭
no warnings, featuring rin
itoshi rin is a shitty boyfriend on the surface. he seldom gives you attention when he’s watching soccer matches, and he really just doesn’t spend time with you. but in truth he just gets so nervous around you that he can’t even talk to you sometimes.
itoshi rin who hugs you whenever you ask. although his eyes are glued on the tv while he’s studying the techniques of other players his arms are open for you. and if you bother him hard enough he’ll pause the video and give you a kiss, but it’s hard to get him annoyed because everything you do gets him nervous, not irritated.
itoshi rin who likes to call you by your first name, he thinks it holds more meaning but in reality he just can’t bring himself to call you ‘pookie-bear’ like you suggested. when he’s feeling super bold he calls you babe, but never out loud, he’d die of shame.
itoshi rin who likes to be held by you when you sleep together or nap. he feels secured by your presence and likes the feeling of being held. although sometimes he gets anxious and hugs you a bit too tight, but it’s hard to complain because he is often too busy with his own thoughts
itoshi rin who tries his hardest to make food for you. unlike his brother he has basic housewife skills, he can cook, clean, whatever but he can’t make elaborate dishes. they always turn out tone a little messy but you can tell he made them with love because even if it isn’t the best your pans are cleaner than they were the day before.
itoshi rin who likes to buy matching couple merch. matching hoodies, necklaces, bracelets, socks, even underwear if he can find it. he likes to match with you because while he’s away he finds comfort in having things that you have.
itoshi rin who tries to listen instead of offering solutions to your problems right away. he’s begun to pick up on how your mood is affected by his responses, he knows that you get more upset when he proposes solutions and that you’re more likely to calm down if he just listens instead.
itoshi rin who doesn’t like to waste his time willy nilly but lays around with you. if you don’t let him escape from bed on the weekends he’ll stay with you the whole day. he doesn’t mind it because in his head sometimes he has to put himself first and spend time with you.
itoshi rin who has a physical album of you in his room sandwiched between his mattress and the bed frame so you’ll never find it. he keeps all the pictures from your dates in there, as well as important information like anniversary dates or things you like.
itoshi rin who sends you pictures of his feet because one time you asked for toe pics as a joke and he sent them for real. so now he just sends you them whenever he feels like it.
itoshi rin who knows how to paint nails and do basic nail art because he knows you like to have pretty nails. sometimes he’ll match with you, but while you have a whole set he might only have it on his pinkie or thumb.
itoshi rin who is surprisingly patient with you when attempting to teach you how to play soccer because he wants fo share what he loves with you. he doesn’t yell at you when you completely miss the goalpost, nor does he mock you for being bad at dribbling, but if it does peeve him he’ll yell at the blue lock boys and never at you.
itoshi rin who keeps all his promises because he will not be a liar like a certain someone you both know. if he says he’ll be there, he will be there. although sometimes if he says he won’t be there he shows up anyway because who’s gonna stop him?
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safetyobstacles · 5 months
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starting o segredo na floresta now, im either gonna finish this in a week or its gonna take months good luck me
update - i love joui
joui, its a little cloudy out, roll for sanity. joe, you stubbed your toe, roll sanity. joui did you just frown???????? roll a sanity test with disadvantage. that was cool joui, you gain 1 sanity. just kidding somewhere in the netherlands a child tripped and scraped their knee, you lose 10 sanity.
i think im going to put my updates under the cut instead of spamming posts B) beware of spoil
UPDATE
if cellbit takes liz or thiago from me ill never forgive him
this bar has to be its own paranormal entity, thiago would have died if the gun had a bullet in it and cristopher nearly got knifed to death in their first fight loll
EP 2
npc thiago about to be the most useless mf ever i swear if he dies to a stray ant or something ill cry just put him in a box for safe keeping
what would i do without the mental image of joui dropkicking every monster he sees
liz why are you finger painting with the ooze monsters remains and why did it give you 1 hp ?????? NEVERMIND
EP 3
RACCOON bro has 8 health but he sure is happy
faz um teste de sanidade
when i said thiago was gonna die to an ant i didnt actually mean kill him with giant spiders
cristopher no please dont climb a tree these are spiders they can climb nah bro cristopher is dead af im gonna miss him. bro cellbit just kill him already bros dead 2 hp
damn
ep 4
at this rate luba doesnt even need to roll sanity we all know hes gonna fail anyways joui's having the worst two days of his life
jesus christ i just woke up i cant handle this shit cesar's punching a hole in my itty bitty heart bones
please stop talking about leticio's cacetinho
EP 5 how long is too long for a tumblr post btw
the starting soon screen replaced cris with arthur notlikethis
cellbit is far too happy about them going to this house i hate it i hate it
i would like for them to leave a casa now :))) they got gregório time to go :) DAMN JOUI JUST GOT STEAMROLLED BY THAT ZOMBIE ROLLED A 99 VS CELLS 1 jesus christ thiago LOL NO WAY GREGÓRIO IS DEAD AF bro was just taking a nap in the car and this is what he gets
that was horribly stressful its 3 am how am i supposed to sleep after that
to be fair, if i was rodolfo and liz didnt use the tazer, i would have just dragged gregório in front of arthur and killed him in right in front of his face soo...
ROLLED 100 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL a caverna
COOL GUY ALERT HOPE HE DOESNT KILL BRULIO HAHAhahaaa
EP 6 I HAVE GREAT ANXIETY THIS MESTRE GUY IS ABOUT TO KILL HALF THE SQUAD
luba i know youve been rolling absolute dog shit the last 5 episodes but this one really counts buddy brulio :(
most stressful hour of youtube ive ever sat through i cant believe they all lived
A PORTA FORTE
EP 7 im so glad they're going back to the house im so happy ive never wanted anything else this is great nothing could go wrong in this house nothing
7 episodes in and ive just now realised that he keeps talking about circles and spirals and those have significance with a certain element and now i want them to leave carpazinha go back home forget this ever happened
undressing with the homies in the haunted basement next to a dead old man
not thiago canonically talking to a bookshelf after complaining about joui's whispering to his shotgun
THIS GRAVE IS SO COMPLICATEDDDD I BET ITS FUCKING EMPTY THEYRE ARGUING ABOUT HOW TO "knock out" AN OLD LADY AND ITS PROBABLY JUST WORMS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GRAVEEE
this whole graveyard scene has me in tears thiago staring at nothing while they try to get him to unmute, old guy on the phone, joui picking up the old lady i just laughed so hard i feel ill
the one time joui doesnt fail a roll he loses 6 SANITY?? 8 SANITY?????????????? SENHORA VOCE TA BEM????? YOU JUST CHOKED HER OUT JOUI WAIT SHES GONNA DIE??????????? SHES GOING TO DIE???????????? THE GASOLINE IN THE MOUTH??
grounded from the shotgun for 1 week
EP 8
Thiago's pants are still fucked up from last episode btw
about to have a tpk over alchohol poisoning
if cesar survives this campaign hes gonna put as many points possible into forgery
a caverna im goign fuckign crazy the god of tdeath pr spomething is in this cave theyre gonna walk inside trip on a pebble and get eaten by hundreds of tiny cave beetles
Victor is absolutely about to get his face eated by a spider and/or be swallowed by the cave
ok but santo berço looks kinda cool like i would live there
EP 9 he just (re?)released osnf merch but i refuse to be spoiled by absolutely anything ive done so well i will not be tainted by cesar's really cool green on black long sleeve
wait i love the gatekeeper its a shame this town is probably a hallucination and theyre all actually slowly dying in the middle of the forest GIANT COWS I LOVE THE GIANT COWS WITH REGULAR SIZED HEADS
????????????????????????????????FELPS??????????????????????
buttery butter
thiago this is why you should have quit smoking
?????FELPS?????????
EP 10 so if thiago hadnt used the lighter would felps still be alive, probably just would have died later B)
bro joui has got to buy new dice this is crazy
this is gonna be the average 2 star motel experience BRO JUST DABBED ON CESAR liz is about to get bodied by the hallway ghosts this is just like a regular motel HUH UHHHHHHH
no joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy
mom i want to go home i dont want to stay in santo berço anymore jesus christ
EP 11 how am i supposed to just start the next episode after that i think the mental image of brulio beating arthurs skull in is burned into my brain space
sandwich sandwich
i love the giant cows so much i want one GIANT CHICKEN LAY GIANT EGG I LOVE THE GIANT CHICKEN intimidating the human sized pig
EP 12 still thinking about how cellbit thought new zealand was so close to europe, he was so sure of it that he was making me unsure of where i knew new zealand was
both times thiago was played by cellbit some horrific shit happened so with arthur being an npc this episode im prepared for the worst also this starting soon screen is fucking wicked
are you telling me joui's max sanity is now 12 bros been losing it for so long hes stuck like this joui is the "damn, you live like this?" meme
CELLBO ROLEPLAYED TOO HARD HIS HEADSET JOINED AS AN ENEMY AND BEAT HIS SETUP
"that sounds like a book title" bro let the intrusive thought win
baby nidere
no way the cow has been suffering this whole time ill cry
theyre about to rp their way into an angry medieval mob when they get found with the body of the dead gatekeeper B) does santo berço have dungeons, bc if they do thats where theyll be sleeping tonight nvm the gatekeeper has demons inside him sorry joui HUh no way they killed the gatekeeper dude wtf
EP 13 chat's a bit excited to go in the cave guys if anyone reads this what am i supposed to do once i finish this season. what do you mean i just have to go onto desconjuração. what do you mean i have to leave this story behind. please let me keep all the characters in this one.
THE CAVE MAP IS COOOOOOL THE LIGHT MOVES WITH THE MINER everyone struggling to flip their characters 5 mins into the cave made me laugh so hard i had to pause to breathe
I LOVE MOLES DUDE THEYRE SO COOL ok but i dont love this many moles BRO I LOVE MOTHS TOO THIS IS AWESOME wait no i hate bats THIS MOTH IS SUFFERINGGGGG
THE SUCC hes about to kill them all with the Succ out of spite thiago never mock one of cellbit's monsters again ARTHUR ZIUM
door door door door door door door door door door the gatekeeper is alive???
ih arthur nah dude let go of cesar :(((((((((((( gotta hand it to arthur hes survived two of these situations now get it, hand it to him, CAUSE HE LOST HIS FUCKING ARM WTF HIS ARM DETATCH LIKE A LEGO sorry i vote we still kill the gatekeeper just in case just to be safe
EP 14 did cellbit have a past traumatic experience with a vacuum is that why he created the Succ
agatha?????? bro agatha's life sucked big pp
every time cellbit says hes excited for something i grow more afraid
if they kill and eat the gatekeeper would he also taste delicious just wondering
i think i might know the reason why 12 sanity joui has a funky grey form but 55 sanity thiago doesnt, but maybe im crazy nevermind thiago had the funky grey within him this whole time wait does that mean hes gonna die if santo berço dies DAMN
joui just really wants to see thiago naked also hes just blatantly stealing arthur's knife he really is losing all his sanity that was possibly the most unconvincing "nada" ive ever heard
EP 15 before i start a new episode i always go to the vod on twitch and watch the memes first so i can go "hehe" for five minutes, and then go "oh no" for the next 4 hours
hypothetically, if joui managed to get the symbol on him before anyone noticed would he have just lost all 12 of his sanity and gone mad cuz that would have been crazy :,)
this is it cellbit is finally going to kill npc thiago joui is so very happy about his shotgun i thought maybe he was getting better but hes whispering to it again
alright whats up with cellbit and the outwards opening doors because i swear i have never seen a door that opens out instead of in, are all the doors like that in his home these doors are made to have creatures attack from inside ih i just checked like 3 times to make sure i was on the right episode lmaoooo
"pobre martha" DAAAAAAMN MARIANA ICE COLD
one buff woman vs all 3 equipe kelvin who will win (1 woman) crazy that equipe kelvin managed to accomplish what took our group 9 episodes to get to lool they even got the leticio cacetinho dlc, but they did skip the spider boss fight and the entire house level
THE BLACKSMITH IS MIGUEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EP 16 the joui, liz, and arthur cosplay look like theyre going to a nice dinner meanwhile thiago, kenan, and cesar just look homeless
idk if thiago's making it out of this one :,) maybe we just take thiago's weapons its not like he can do much to help anyways kenan wants to skin him listen brother i dont think thats gonna work im at the 52 min mark and cellbit is acting sus af the blacksmith is about to appear and stomp them all or something
joui would roll a 99 and nearly knife cesar and liz is trying so hard not to metagame her way to the explosive backpack loving how trigger happy joui is right now go on guys give him more explosives what the worst that could happen
is kenan also a wellspring do they have to kill him cuz thats gonna be kind of awkward and on that note since thiago has the symbol on him does that make him a wellspring too ill cry i will cry
NOT JOUI APOLOGIZING FOR LYING ABOUT HIS SAMURAI ANCESTRY
damn that scene between joui, liz, and thiago was the best in the entire season
i would like to take this moment before they all get swallowed alive by some horrible sludge tentacle monster to proclaim my absolute hatred of Santo Berço. I know i said at the end of episode 8 that i thought it looked cool but im over it ive moved past that point in my life i hate Santo Berço
BIG GOOEY MEATBALL
"the people are happy here!" says the blacksmith as he currently has 5 people forcefully locked up for decades that have gone mad with probably no way of ever regaining their sanity i just realised miguel and the old blacksmith fucked so hard they had a kid
final boss aboutta come crawling out of the meatball please stop trying to skin thiago the symbol isnt gonna come off
THAT WAS SICK AF THEYRE ALL DEAD AS HELL
???????????????????? "kenan you have one last sane move before i take your character and throw him off a cliff"
:(
post i made after i finished osnf (made like 3 days later because i was so so so so so so so so so so sad)
https://www.tumblr.com/safetyobstacles/739056899257942016/i-finished-osnf-after-almost-2-months-and-you-know?source=share
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duskpeak · 2 years
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Ace (pre) relationship headcannons
(look bros im new to this and don't know what im doing, these are also going to be pretty random so take them as you will. requests are open and feel free to drop little art requests if u want too) (btw ill try to keep it gender neutral but i may slip up sometimes) - Ace is definately not the type to fall easily so you guys are definately friends for a while before he realizes he likes you - Homie avoids you for a while after he realizes, tries his best to make it seem like he's not but fails spectacularly - Ace always drags you into his messes so the crew is understandably confused as to why their crewmates who are seemingly joined at the hip arent together - unless you're part of one of the combat divisions I can see him being pretty hard to find when he doesn't wanna be found even on the Moby Dick (which arguably isn't hard to lose people on because its HUGE but anyway) - if you aren't in a combat division your only hope is he gets hurt doing something stupid and has to go to the nurse OR you find his ass passed out in his food - honestly doesn't matter what meal, if he's eating theres no way he'll leave even if hes trying to avoid you - that or get Marco to give you some bullshit activity that you "have to" do together - eventually he calms down and things kinda go back to normal - doesn't mean his feelings are gone he's just not battling with himself about it anymore - given his struggles with self worth I honestly don't see him confessing first so theres a few ways that could go down but either way you gotta be the one to confess - you don't know about Roger being his dad yet unless you're childhood friends - he really admires your strengths no matter where they lie - that being said if you fight or enjoy fighting he definately duels you. daily - if you're a non devil fruit user you've pulled him out of the water at least once and even if you are you've probably thrown yourself overboard without realizing you couldn't swim either a few times - if you wear skirts he's used them to wipe his face, he says he's sorry, he's not - even if you don't wear skirts any artical of clothing that is baggy/stretchy enough for him to pull to his face is also a casualty to his narcolepsy induced food naps - save your wardrobe the trouble and just lift his face out and wipe it off or better yet catch his face before it falls in - OH YEAH I imagine he's very fond of sharing food, at least when it's you doing the sharing so maybe save it to just splitting an apple with him rather than letting him have some of your actual meals
(alright I can't think of anymore right now but I might do a part two later)
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insideliascrazyhead · 10 months
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The Sannoh Hoodlum Squad shenanigans 2
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Tetsu:Local Cinnamon-roll that blasts the most screeching death metal out there!
Naomi:Cobra who was peacefully and drunkly sleeping nearly jumped out of his skin
Shiba:I loved it
Yamato:It was hilarious.
Dan:I nearly pissed myself laughing man
Noboru:So did Cobra and he wasn´t even laughting
Leave your leader alone
Smokey:The poor bastard
Murayama:Why would Cobra-chan be taking naps on the table anyways?!
Hyuga:Concussion nap.
Smokey:Depression.
Rocky:Tequila
Cobra:You read it Murayama choose your favorite answer.
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Tetsu:This man will never be able to dress even if it would be to save his life
Murayama:I ain´t complaining.
Rocky:since when does Cobra wear his tits almost out?
Naomi:Mugen....crazy times for playboy Cobra.
Yamato:Still crazy how he survived this time without STD
Noboru:Or a shit ton of kids
Hyuga:TMI!Now I see it in my head....
Cobra:Congratulations.
Dan:Now he´s sick of being single probably
Cobra:Yeah I´m excluded from nights because I´m in desperate need of some action.
Tetsu:He looks a bit like a escort
Cobra:What?! Chiharu:A luxus escort Cbra-san!
Murayama:Now that´s how he earns money....
Shiba:We told yall gas station constantly closed for a great reason
Dan:He´s on his way to shoot onlyfans content.
Cobra:I will just go get cigarettes,might not be back....
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Tetsu:The politeness and rudeness after Cobra´s ridiculus scream
Naomi:how cute Chiharu tries not to laugh
Junko:Cobra screamed so loud we heard it all the way down the street!
Oshiage:we thought someones dead!
Tetsu:Yeah R.i.p Cobra´s dignity.You will be missed
Yamato:pouring out one for our homie dignity!Gonna miss you man....
Cobra:pull that shit again and I swear the members of Sannoh Rengokai go missing!
Noboru:Cobra.Don´t leave social media evidence for crimes.
Cobra:Whatever I would do great in jail.
Hyuga:Not with that face.Or that hair.
Rocky:Or his manly squealing.
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Tetsu:On the road reloaded!
Noboru:I don´t even wanna fucking know how you managed this photo
Dan:Let´s just say Chiharu ran over the phone....
Cobra:Dumbasses
Rocky:At least they wear helmets?! Naomi:Because they need each braincell they get.
Smokey:Well Cobra seems like you got some extra to spare then,I never see him wear one
Cobra:Eat me you prick.
Hyuga:With all the hits Cobra took to the head over the years,man gotta start wear one when he ain´t on the damn motorcycle.
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Tetsu:Pre-Painkiller giggle Cobra; nearly taken out by a eager Chiharu!
YamatoChiharu nearly offed Cobra with that wannabe bodyslam man!
Noboru:Can you feel his blood on your skin?!Killer!
Cobra:Not dead jet....
Chiharu:For that he did kick me.
Dan:Yeah sadly only nearly in the jewels....
Tetsu:A shame really.
Cobra:and will again I swear you crazy squirrel!
Rocky:That´s the literal even though concerning but only way Cobra has any action in bed
Cobra:wouldn´t you wanna know old man
Hyuga:Cobra´s probably a manwhore,I mean look at him!
Smokey:Yeah the injured guy in the hospital bed it totally being a whore right now.What the hell man?
Cobra:Whores at least get paid for sex.I do that for my own entertainment.
Naomi:Wise words of a total dumbass
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Tetsu:Long nights....
Rocky:didn´t we explain it´s wrong to drug your leader
Naomi:Cobra drank on his own grown up free will
Shiba:it´s too easy with that dumbass you just give him a glass and tell him to drink
Tetsu:just like Yamato would eat anything you give him
Dan:even whatever Cobra cooked
Yamato:it wasn´t that bad
Noboru:the shit looked poisonous dude!
Chihaur:and it was on fire!
Cobra:Oh c´mon I survived those years with my cooked food too!
Hyuga:Yeah crazily.
Smokey:Barely.
Yamato:All you eat is takeout and candy!
Cobra:No I don´t!
Yamato:Explain that to your trash!
Cobra:What do you fucking do in my trash?!Stalker!
Noboru:You threw his phone in there when it woke us up at 7 in the morning
Cobra:no human should be awake at that time.
Yamato:Normal people who gotta work a normal job do!
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Tetsu:Earned break time
Noboru:Go back to work Yamato you´re poor
Yamato:Oi!Upper middle class!Also on break!
Smokey:You´re always on break with tools in your hands?
Shiba:Tried to eat them probably
Hyuga:Don´t be mean for someone with Yamato´s little amount of brain cells it´s hard to focus on
two tasks so he just makes a break with the tools
Rocky:drunk from last night and thought that´s Cobra and Noboru
Dan:probably was angry they don´t answer him
Chiharu:But Cobra rarely talks
Tetsu:Oh kid you´re gonna learn how to be fluent in Cobra silence and other noises as sign of living soon.
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Tetsu:Grumpypants
Oshiage:Screw you or I´m gonna hit you with my damn shoe again!
Naomi:I´m gonna join the beating
Cobra:I would love to see Tetsu get beaten with a shoe
Noboru:Cobra.no.
Dan:Try again.
Cobra:Whatever then I at least pretend to stop her
Yamato:a true leader everyone
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Tetsu:bittersweet beautiful revenge of the Cobra twist.
Cobra:The squeaky toy noises that came out of you where hilaious.
Yamato:No im bruising!
Dan:Tell others it´s lovebites
Noboru:Yeah from a snake.Romantic.
Chiharu:He doesn´t speak to anyone exept us tho...
Tetsu:And his mom
Cobra:revenge wouldn´t be necessary if you don´t open your trap otherwise there´s no forgiveness.only death.:)
Yamato:dramatic motherfucker
Naomi:also  nobody would date him that means you basically date Cobra and Noboru too
Shiba:that would be too exhausting.
Murayama:We love a Cobra twist.
Rocky:You just love Cobra.Not the twisting part idiot.
Murayama:was on the recieving end though!Then he threw me through the room with literally only his legs that´s hella impressive!
Hyuga:In his playboy times he probably trained his legs a lot.In multible positions.
Smokey:You dirty bastard.
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Tetsu:Sannoh beauty session!
Rocky:Did he inhale to much face masks?
Hyuga:Hair dye seeks into his brain!
Smokey:Too much hair spray fumes.
Corba:Can´t I just be in a great mood?!Whatßs wrong with you?!
Murayama:You´re Cobra-chan!You don´t have a good mood.Like ever.
Junko:only crazy destruction and sadness
Cobra:Eat me!
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Tetsu:Hard times
Naomi:He looks so ashamed it´s adorable.
Shiba:such a beautiful scolding
Junko:sucessful day
Rocky:That´s what he get´s when he behaves like that
Noboru:You don´t even know what he has done now
Rocky:Solidarity.
Murayama:omg I love this
Hyuga:ill pay whatever you want for a video of that scolding
Rocky:Imma double it if Noboru and Cobra get scolded too
Noboru:oh no they love me.So does Yamatos mother.Sorry gonna throw you and Cobra under the bus here man
Murayama:So your mom needed to adopt a kid that turned out to be a dissapointment too.Sorry Cobra-chan.Then another one until she found the right one?!Damn.
Naomi:Naah that woman just has a big heart for strays
Tetsu;So does Yamato.See Chiharu.
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Tetsu:Celebrating victory
Smokey:You gotta get your leaders head checked
Murayama:that looks like he took a few nasty hits.
Naomi:I will get the big first aid kit...
Shiba:Cobra and Yamato look like they got hit by a truck.
Cobra:Relax it was just Kohaku.
Yamato:He nearly choked you to death though
Cobra:whatever a lot of people have that urge.
Hyuga:Understandable
Rocky:Cobra does look zoned out you might wanna check on him
Junko:lights on nobody up in there
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Tetsu:more painkiller giggles and forced water.Hydrate or Diedrate!
Naomi:I still hear his whine of That teuqila tastes weird!
Yamato:When I tried to explain it´s not tequila and he nearly teared up and said is that supposed to be beer?!That´s even worse you sick Bastard.I nearly peed mysielf laughing.
Noboru:Didn´t he threw the cheese slice from his burger at you then?!
Yamato:Yeah it was horrible.that shit was still hot!
Cobra:luckewarm at best you drama queen
Murayama:I love S.W.O.R..D
Naomi:That smack was great too!it hit you right in the head
Dan:He shoul´ve been in a sugar coma from all the candy by then anyways 
Tetsu:It was great when he basically threw out his money for candy at the grocery store and Noboru tried to argue that future not high Cobra is gonna be pissed!
Chiharu:“Future Cobra is a dick and faaar away!Until then I gotta use that cash now.For candy,cigarettes and dumb unecessary stuff like that which just makes me feel better!“
Rocky:Gotta see that shit
Hyuga:sadly hes relativly okay now
Murayama:I could break his leg!Then off to the emergency room Cobra-chan goes!
Hyuga:Or I hit him with my car!That´s too easy.
Yamato:Nobody goes near him what the fuck you crazy bastards?!
Murayama:No killing Cobra-chan or Imma take you to Oya and let the crazy full timers have your ass!Only leg breaking....Maybe.
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brewing-radianite · 1 year
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it's been a while and i miss them so it's tired parent trio ot3 hc's time:
-after they begin to date sage gets into the habit of kissing bandaged wounds, sometimes. it's a little embarrassing but if she's feeling particularly sentimental, then that wrist cast or bandaged cheek is getting a little kiss.
-brimstone used to cook for his firehouse homies so he does manage breakfast Sometimes but particularly enjoys cooking for sage (who is very thankful) and viper (who is very pissy before her coffee, and in general, to be fair)
-every little cuddle session turns into a deep talk and vent session that turns into a group nap session. there is a 70% chance brimstone awakens to sage and viper cuddled to his (huge) chest (boobs) and a 30% chance sage awakens to someone playing with her hair
-sage is literally the only one remotely capable of gracefully leaving the bed in the morning without waking the others. brimstone is built like a truck and viper groans and fusses too much. if either leave the bed before ling it *always* wakes her up (and she prefers this, so she can kiss them before they go)
-Sage steals their clothes and plays it off. Viper will be frantically looking for a sweater to find Ling has styled it over a blouse with the collar out and a long skirt.
"... Is that my sweater?"
Sage, knowing very well it is, and simply shrugging before continuing on to a meeting as they pass in the hall: "Is it? I hadn't noticed."
yes she did.
-Viper literally only smiles in the company of these two (plus omen, sometimes sova)
-Sage can be a little cold, not always on purpose. She's a work-driven person, takes responsibility seriously, so sometimes she does prioritize work and productivity > pleasantries and softness. She wants to be someone everyone can rely on, and does have a handful of soft sides and habits (lets other sleep on her shoulders for 1, absolute foodie for 2,) but the fear of failure and losing a teammate can keep her pretty... Rigid, at times.
-Liam and Sabine help melt that rigidness away.
-Brimstone really wants to quite literally sweep them off their feet and carry them around sometimes but :( too many eyes and ears around base. it'd come off as unprofessional, and he isn't crazy about that sort of attention anyway
-a little obsessed with holding them in private though
-#1 best nap pillows: Sage's stomach
-#2 best nap pillows: Sage's lap
-#3 best nap pillows: Brimmy Boobs. do not ask me to elaborate
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munamania · 6 months
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so. good morning. it is 4pm. getting a real good start on the day. so right had a fun night im really glad i went out w friends instead of rotting remind me of that when i avoid going out past 6pm bc it's cold and dark. passed out on my friends couch after we went to a silly little costume party and then left (i made top 3. or 4 in musical chairs btw) and went to a gay bar. ran into my freshman year roommate and this girl. ive mentioned her before shes like the one my friend made out w last semester and is tangentially friends with film girl. idk why im telling u all this like ur keeping tabs but it's important to the local dyke lore anyway i apparently talked to her and my one masc gf from campus/instagram a lot and i think they're having a thing. who knows. not me thats for sure. there were some hot hopefully lesbians but i was not with it enough to be making any kind of move also so many of them were coupled up why r u at the CLUB go home and let the ceiling fan fall on u wtf. anyway so then i came home to take a 'nap' and slept on and off for three hours. and now im here. and i need to get stuff together for my senior film and i think my situationship is mad at me bc i havent been texting and it's weird bc once again we're in similar circles and they mentioned it during a production meeting with my friend and it's like homie respectfully. i do not have the time to be worried about your feelings and you have NO RIGHT to be pissed you 'dont know whats going on' with my film/life like idk... idk if im being mean it's just like i dont feel like i can really just relax and have fun with it being a casual thing bc they're secretly resentful and waiting for when ill have more time to Really Date. which i dont want! anyways. this post is long and got away from me but i needed to update. i promise it was closer to 4pm than 5 when i started typing jesus.
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big deal headcanons
ft sinu, jake, jerry, jason, brad, lineman and samuel!
> ok first off they are a big happy family and no one can tell me otherwise
> (i'm ignoring canon story kind of <3)
> this includes samuel which i know probably butchers his character but idc IM PUSHING MY FOUND FAMILY AGENDA
> he's still, like, really mean and stuff tho
> anyways they're all like siblings but sinu, of course, plays the big bro role. he's cringe but has a heart of gold and everyone respects him anyway ^_^ sometimes he makes jokes about being their father
>>jake is lowkey big bro #2
>>baby bro jerry <3 who also sometimes acts like the babysitter of the family because they can all get pretty immature at times lol
>>jason and brad are like troublesome twins
>>lineman is the middle child doing his best
>>grumpy samuel. the equivalent of a moody teen with his very bright and friendly, loving family
> jason and brad fight over (not seriously) petty shit all the time. jake likes watching because its funny and jerry sighs and feels like hes the oldest/most mature in moments like these. those two try to stop the fights when they drag on tho lol (usually only jerry 😭)
> so. many. group. hugs. (samuel hates them- or does he 👁️)
> jake likes napping on all his homies 💪
>> samuel always tries pushing him off <3
>> jerry makes sure to not move a single inch until jake is awake as to not disturb him
>> if some kind of marker is within sinu's reach, he's going to draw on jake's face. which is why he prefers jake napping in his lap so it's easier to draw on his face lol
>> jason and brad love messing around when jake naps. it's always "what kind of weird pose can we get him to do" and "let's take turns poking him and whoever he wakes up from gets to buy the winner lunch"
>> lineman is probably the most "normal" when jake naps on him LMAO he just sits there and doesn't mind; but sometimes he forgets and starts to stand up, accidentally waking up jake unless he's in deep sleep
> actually just physically affectionate jake in general. he likes patting them on the head, giving 'em half hugs, stuff like that (and kissing the homies goodnight 💪)
> jason is an avid snack stealer
> brad is the bastard who finishes the boxes of cereal and doesn't throw it away, instead just putting it back
> lineman is the gang's (bedtime) storyteller; he's very entertaining to listen to bc he's good at making shit up at the spot and if it doesn't make sense, at least it's funny <3
> the gang forcing samuel to join their fun family activities 💖 (uno and monopoly nights got samuel swinging his fists)
> video game nights are also hectic! it's a mixed bag of who wins and who loses lmao
> brad painting everyone's nails ^_^
> jake is like the hypocritical parent of the friend group. ex: he'll warn them to stop playing in the rain because they'll get sick but two minutes later he's out there playing with them lol (sinu does a similar thing but worse because he lectures them while doing the thing)
> banned at karaoke bars because sometimes they have a little too much fun lol
> it's okay though jason bought a karaoke machine and now they can mess around at home <3
> except the ladies on the street yell at them sometimes <3
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S5 Ep 42 Pt 1: It’s All In Your Head
Every week with long covid is like a new batch of symptoms. Last month’s symptom, among other things, was “words no work no good,” and so we just uh...didn’t do an update. I probably needed to chill and nap anyway. Not that I’m fully better yet, today I did laundry and pulled out a blue shirt that I clearly own and bought with my own money--but I have no memory of it. Zilch.
The brain is amazing, that with this brain fog, I can’t remember my blue t-shirt, but I can remember Yugioh. Weird, right? So anyway, thanks for your patience in this weird time of my life, glad to have a blog to write about anime in that is so chill with our very long breaks.
Also, I finally went through my old caps to toss old pictures so that way I can make new stuff, and guess what I just realized?
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Kisara is not a dragon!
Seto’s girlfriend isn’t a dragon! She’s just on top of the dragon, I can’t...I just can’t believe this.
Truly a crime that this season, the final ultimate season of Yugioh, is what I’m doing while on Long Covid fruitloops, so I can miss every damn point that this show fires at me. But, at least, I hope it’s funny to read. It is like every single update where I realize I was wrong about the obvious, and don’t worry, it’s gonna happen again in like 4 seconds. My borked brain.
Anyway, Yugi and Co have walked all the way to the palace. Because we’re still on S4 time and space conventions where Death Valley, the Grand Canyon, and San Fransisco are all next to each other. Like Yami fell in the Nile in a fight that was just outside of the city--but I assumed he got pulled way out there. Either way, it’s a kid’s show, never think about geography.
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(read more under the cut)
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Yugi can conveniently walk through doors now, and after a quick shoutout to his homie Yami, they phase through.
Including Tristan who is...
Well,
APPARENTLY TRISTAN WAS POSSESSED.
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Freakin, my brain is a bunch of salad dressing, lmaoooo even last episode I was like “wow Tristan is drawn kinda evil and I don’t really get why” and it was RIGHT THERE. He’s been possessed probably since Bakura grabbed him by the neck right in front of me. I somehow missed this!
And like, I figure, if I try and wait out long covid it may take a whole other year, so like this is just me now. I started this blog as like a competent analysis (ish), and now I get to the end of S5 giving you just an incoherent rorschach. It’s kind of fitting for this show really, everyone has to end up at least a little bit of a mess. Keeps you humble. Even me. I also have to become the mess.
Anyway, speaking of becoming a babbling incoherent mess, we go back to Bakura, who has fully lost his game in Battle Basement of a 7 vs 1 game.
Only in Yugioh would they make a 7 vs 1 game feel evenly sided.
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And as I wonder if I’ve already made that joke four months back and have forgotten, they all watch Bakura do a mad dash to screw them over one last time.
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And while they stood there and just allowed Bakura to fumble around with the doom rocks made of human souls, from no where, Aknadin stumbles through the door all day drunk like freakin Kramer.
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And no, in the show he did not reveal here that he was Seto’s dad, but he does in like 2 minutes so I didn’t really care about where I put it. The big thing is that Aknadin’s gone full-tilt cray and not even he can fully explain his motive anymore.
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That’s when they realize Aknadin’s babysitter, Shada, has been punk’d on the bottom of skull tablet basement. Which like, Imagine the day that Shada’s been having. I guess Aknadin just left him at the base of like 10000 human skulls then, hahaha.
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I have checked my notes and I decided that 2000 people died in Kul Elna a few months back but eh I don’t feel like changing this cap. Overall, I have no freakin idea how many people lived in this freakin town and they can’t tell us because 4Kids would never allow it.
Which is when Bakura decided to teleport his bean into another bean because this bean is broke.
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Which is when we met this guy, a guy we’ve only met for like 4 seconds of the show so far. Hello there, Original Bakura.
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Straight up, he wasn’t on screen long enough for me to over-analyze his accent before he was a small mound of dust on the floor.
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Ah the death count! Oh damn it, I write these notes on the caps sometimes, expecting I’ll put an actual number there later but lets be real, I just need to publish this episode, so let me open the Google doc...
7,805,847,572
Yeah that’s how many people have died in this kids show so far. We’re right on track. Thanks Bakura, for another death, but no you have not caught up with Dartz. Although I will hand it to him, Dartz didn’t end up killing himself nearly as many times as Bakura has.
Speaking of dying and being dead on a kid’s show, in enters Shada.
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So lets go see what Yugi’s up to hm? The four have decided to separate in this Egyptian palace to each find Yami’s name. Mind you...there’s some flaws with this plan.
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The flaw being that none of them have graduated high school or know freakin anything about Egypt, other than they hang out with an Ex patriot Egyptian. (2 ex-patriots if you count Yugi’s Grandfather. Although honestly, are you an ex-pat if you are reborn in a kid’s body on the other side of the world? You are, right? You are). But, whether or not Yami can or can’t read Egyptian in Canonical Yugioh, we know that Yugi apparently super can’t when Yami isn’t in his bean.
And Joey just can’t focus for the life of him, which, damn, relatable. But, he did find a room full of women.
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He also went to the only room with like lots of water. Real pissed focused mind here, and no the piss plotline will not be resolved.
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Tea, still GOAT.
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This castle, man. I love the complete disregard for interiors that this animation team has. Like...what even is the purpose of this weird maze room with masssssive stone tiles, Yugioh? Like...what is this even supposed to be? Why are the tiles so SHINY?
Anyway, lets go back to Shada and hear his excuse for what the hell happened last episode.
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Which is when Aknadin decided to just start cursing everyone, which he would have done earlier if he wasn’t constantly in a sick bed this season.
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This very well might be a yugioh card effect that turns you into a rainbow filter, but it also looks like a complete mess of artistic directions on the screen.
Which like, after that cutesy filter, lets pull our eyes out.
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Which is when Yami makes the biggest logical leap known to man.
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That’s right! Yami has figured out that this entire time, this entire arc, he’s been sleeping at this RPG table that Bakura’s built in his mom’s basement Yami’s Puzzle Necklace.
In fact, when Yami wakes up to all of this, wearing his normal ass school clothes, and Bakura sitting across from him in his popped collar duster jacket, Bakura says something on the line of “bout time you woke up.”
the fic shippers must have had a FIELD DAY with one.
Anyway, everything is a lie, Bakura is controlling people like puzzle pieces, which not only explains why Aknadin’s motives went a 180, but can lead us to believe that Yami also COULD control everyone else, but just chooses not to. Just like he does in real life.
I think, overall, you just have to go with it. We’re playing D+D, except it’s about your embarrassing past. Like if you made D+D about your middle school experience and you can’t remember your first name.
What a way to die, really. What a weird ass way for Yami to almost die.
Anyway, here’s a link for those new here to read these from the beginning. I have the 2nd part already drafted up, should be up in a few days and not an entire month, haha. Hope your 2023 is looking up!
https://steve0discusses.tumblr.com/tagged/yugioh/chrono
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mac i am so sorry to enter ur inbox with more qsmp but oh my god. qcellbit update. so he talked to bagi. his sister. he still doesn't remember her. he still needs time to process everything but she said she's waited fifteen years so she can wait a few more days. i'm crying and sobbing rn. also he doesn't even fucking remember what he did to get thrown in prison, all he knows is that he was killing people to survive one day and another he was behind bars. i'm UNWELL!!! he got called in to talk to cucurucho (the fuckin THING that's kind of the federation mascot and it tortured cellbit with a chainsaw months ago FUCK CUCURUCHO ALL MY HOMIES HATE CUCURUCHO) and he was just. fucking tired. yesterday he messed with the feds quite publicly and cucurucho questioned him about it and he said "i don't care what you do to me, you can torture me, i don't care. i just want my family back, i want a future with them. just give me peace. let me rest." HE SOUNDED SO FUCKING TIRED. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE WAS SAYING UNTIL SOMEONE POSTED A TRANSLATION BUT HE SOUNDED SO SO SAD. AND NOW CELLBIT HIMSELF IS GOING TO TWITCHCON SO QCELLBIT IS TAKING A WEEK LONG DEPRESSION NAP. MAC CAN U HEAR ME. I'M UNWELL. I'M LOSING IT. THIS IS ME RN
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anyway. hows ur day. i might go watch some steven universe bc i have been meaning 2 rewatch it (or adventure time!!!! one of the two for sure) take a short break from binge watching hannibal 2 watch a silly funny cartoon :3 also still trying to make my way thru marble hornets again it's just such an insane series 2 rewatch u know but i'm getting there!!! sorry i am just currently lying on the floor in my brain thinking about qsmp i had 2 tell u what happened 2 ur blorbo in law today
NEVER APOLOGIZE TO ME ABOUT PUTTING STUFF IN MY INBOX I LOVE GETTING MAIL I LOVE LEARNING THROUGH OSMOSIS I LOVE LISTENING 2 PPL TALK ATBT THINGS THEY LOVE
that sounss aboslutely DEVASTATING btw. oh my god. so the whole thing is like.. she remembers him but he doesnt remember her ?? GODDDD thats so upsetting. im glad hes getting 2 take a nap even if it is a depression one sigh. oh man oh man i love this.
my day was! good i think! i have not had a day to reat since my whole job shadow debacle last week so im kimd of running on fumes BUT . i have off work tmw so im gonna get a haircut and feel all good about everything. and maybe work on some art bc im now caught up to my pre prepped invertober images and i have a couple other time sensitive things like that. ougah. we keep truckin. ive got a huge backlog of youtube videos to watch from last week + beginning of this week i cannot Wait to get thru those and also watch more adventure time !! bc i have offically gotten to Stakes (a marcelone centric mini series) and it is one of my favorite eras ever. i love you vampire lore!!!
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i-need-to-go · 9 months
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The fic in question:
A wonderful fic written by kohane420 that is also incredibly funny, rereading it now and wow, its still as amazing as when I first read it. Its the first part of a two-part series awakening beat and its really cute. I’m pretty bad at summaries but you should definitely go check it out.
Also incredible bonus is I missed an update from 3 DAYS AGO even tho I was SUBSCRIBED HELLO so anyways go check out the new fic its really thought provoking it gave me a lot of brainrot I love it so much
Note: Please let me know if I’m cluttering up any tags so I can adjust them accordingly, I’m doing this mostly as a hobby so I don’t want to dump a random thing in tags so just hmu 👍
Run itself and some notes regarding it below:
1st Run! Had me dying! The word count was 4166 I was confident I would not succeed but I managed!
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1: Do not wake up and immediately go run, I took a nap and woke up 2 hours late, forgot to drink enough water and ended getting stitches on my left side and holy damn it hurt
2: The school I ran around for like 2 laps is called RVHS, its kinda a mix of Kamiyama and Miyajou (Think high class prep school and mixed gender)
3: Plans actually got changed cuz I woke up too late and didn't want to run on a dark highway
4: This time is not accurate cuz I paused to take 2 minutes or so to stretch my arms cuz it cramped sorry homies
5: Listened to some music while I ran! The starting music wa Darling Dance - Minoharu + Miku cover and the ending song was A lone sheep/Hitsuji ga Ippiki covered by VBS + Meiko,
6: both of them are great songs but I’m now realising I should have ran to beat eater but well, I’ll do that for the second part :( :D
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What are your top 5 must listen khiphop albums for a beginner?
This is a GREAT question! I was gonna take a nap but I'm gonna stay up a bit longer to answer it so hopefully I can sleep better after it's off my mind lol. Anyway, thanks for asking.
NOTE: This is gonna be long so I'm gonna add a "keep reading"
There has to be at LEAST one Changmo album: Getting Money Moment, DNSG, Boyhood, or Underground Rockstar. He also has Motown but I feel like his most loved songs (besides "Maestro" and a few others) come from one of those albums. I think DNSG is Changmo's best album overall. However, Getting Money Moment was kind of his breakthrough after Maestro in my opinion cause I think that's the one he released right after signing to Ambition. Also, I feel like it has a well rounded assortment of songs as far as style. Boyhood is a SUPER important album in Khiphop though because it was really commercially successful. "Meteor" did really well on Melon and went #1. I think the album went #1 for a short amount of time too. I haven't confirmed with the Melon chart BUT there is a Twitter account that posts chart positions and they have a tweet about Boyhood reaching #1. I'm inclined to believe that account because they have been doing chart data for a long time. Then finally, if someone is getting into Khiphop JUST this year, then I'd highly recommend Underground Rockstar because it's basically the most influential album this year since it won every category it was nominated in at the KHAs, particularly "Album of the Year". So it's just really important to this year as well as the end of last year. I think they'd have to listen to AT LEAST one of these albums. I'm not a fan of all the songs on all of these albums BUT I do think each one has some really good Changmo songs so it'd be up to them to choose. But potentially all 4 of them if they found themselves interested in Changmo.
2. DPR Live - Coming to You Live I think we're definitely gonna be looking back on this one as a classic in terms of Khiphop. Plus, I think this is like "Getting Money Moment" in the sense that it gives you a good view of what DPR Live is about. Every song is solid which is pretty hard to do. I also think DPR Live is pretty palatable for fans. He's not too experimental but he's also unique and not really like anyone else in Khiphop. Very talented and high quality work as well. 3. Super Bee - Original Gimchi I recommended this one over Rap Legend or either of his newer albums because I feel like its a really good balance between good songs (meaning catchy, trendy, "mainstream") and good rapping (not necessarily as catchy or easy to follow along with especially if you are more of a "pop" (not just "k" but in general) fan to begin with). I feel like a lot of the albums I've recommended so far have that balance. In addition, I think this album will tell you whether or not you're gonnaI also feel consistent presence in KHH that's always gonna be there in the background. Also, he's a CEO of a label so I think that alone is gonna make him really important in the coming years. Homies is doing well but I also think going forward, Super Bee is gonna find even more talents that will get to a high level.
4. Coogie - UP! These last few years Coogie has really cemented himself as one of the breakthroughs in Khiphop. I feel like Coogie is always at this really weird place where he has quite broken into the top rappers but he's always this close. I really feel like Coogie is really at the edge of a breakthrough and eventually he's gonna get a song that does crazy good in Korea ("Good Night" as well as "SaimSaim" did well on Melon but I'm talking about like "Meteor" levels so without any SMTM backing but also a lot higher than "Good Night" even though GN still did really well). He's got a really solid body of work. He's really consistent. I think anybody new needs to be somewhat acquainted with Coogie.
5. Sik-K - H.A.L.F Sik-K has a nice body of work but I feel like this was kinda the one that really cemented him as important + a star in Khiphop. party(shut down) is still pretty much his most listened to song on an album ("iffy" is most listened to on Apple Music but it wasn't on a album). I think of it (and "Iffy" too tbh) to be one of the Khiphop modern classics (I know that sounds like a really annoying and pompous phrase to use but idk how else to describe it lol). Basically, one of those songs that if it comes on the whole club or concert just goes crazy cause its one of THOSE songs.
Personally, I think 2017 and 2018 were VERY important years for the current state of KHH. Almost all of the really big artists we have now, started to hit their stride/get their big break around those years. So I think it's important that any beginner starts around that time. Also, I would just recommend these albums just because it's really rare in this day and age to have an album that's solid all the way around. Not all of these albums are perfect in my opinion but I think they are all really solid bodies of work as opposed to having like 1 or 2 good songs.
Also, I don't think Super Bee would be as necessary to this list as the others on it. He's more just because I think he's solid. But I feel like he holds this really weird place in KHH. Like he's really successful and has a lot of accolades but somehow he also seems weirdly behind the scenes. I think maybe he's just a lot more lowkey in recent years? IDK how to explain it. It's kinda weird. I don't wanna say he's underrated cause I think that's a bit much but...idk LOL. I also think Super Bee is a good middle ground between "mainstream" and "not (as) mainstream" type of sound.
Honorable mentions: All of the SMTM compilation albums so I think 6 and 9 have one but not the other seasons. But I do think it would do a new fan well to at least listen to all the SMTM songs from 4 and on. Might be able to skip 8 although I wouldn't just because of the exposure to artists (lots of SMTM8 people I think are still up and comers who might end up proving themselves to be important in coming years. Oh and then Big Naughty who is already really important tbh.). I think with 3, checking out Bobby would suffice as other seasons of SMTM would introduce you to the major players on SMTM3 better.
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tshxrin · 1 month
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hello, roaches and rats❤️
If you've known me from my insta/discord, hi bro, if you know me from somewhere else- i think you should kill yourself, jk. (Why would you follow a stranger-)
EITHER WAY IM GONNA YAP HERE, I dont got no one to yap to, coz I usually spam their texts and theyre too busy with their partners (mahi reference btw) to pay attention to me even though im the realest one out there fr.
Anyway hi, im ren, but i think i've got a few nicknames, like rennie, renpodd, shurin. Also people, ESPECIALLY MEN love to call me a piece of shit or mentally unsound/insane, love you all fr😇🤞
I  have the humor of a plastic spoon, but like its okay because people vibe w it fr; also i REALLLYYY like kuromi, i kin her tbh, daydreaming about men is so real, SPEAKING ABOUT MEN SIMON GHOST RILEY IS SO ARRUGGGHJHH, masked men are actually🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏,, i also gane religiously, but im mid at all the games I play😝😝. (Valorant, overwatch, codm & fortnite 4 any1 whos wondering.)
Also I think I have a caffeine addiction, like actually idk, but monster tastes good, like diabetes and synthetic flavors yum😍😍. But ong, the cherry flavored monster and ALL the punch flavors (except pacific punch, whoever likes that I wish death upon you, you fucking weirdo.) Slap fr. Also I have an emotional attachment to fruits basket, (the anime) shit was an emotional roller coaster but I think its a suggestion, shit actually had me in emotional distress for a week, NOT MORE THAN THIS ONE BOY WHO HAD ME DISTRESSED FOR 2 MONTHS LMAOAOAOAOA, speaking about boys lemme give you guys some ren lore.
Back in the old days (2021) I was a discord kid (still am), met a filipino guy through a mutual friend, bro was a sweetheart n shi we talked, he admitted he liked me, and when he was courting me he went offline GHOSTED ME FOR A MONTH, and GUESS.FUCKING.WHAT. he comes back, WITH A BOYFRIEND. A BOYFRIEND. Actually had me flabbergasted, but tbh i should've known better, I mean he was an asian twink, who was 100% a bottom, toxic relationship and bad parents so shi thats kinda canon, WUBDIAISKSKWO either way my point is crying over relationships is kinda gay, cry over your grades instead you fucking loser🤑🤑. Being suicidal over grades is a big W, being suicidal over a boy/girl just means youre an insecure piece of shit, okay maybe i shouldn't be so harsh but ykwimykwim.
BUT LIKEEE, despite all these I met some actual homies online, like ongod theyre my second family, i would 100% eat rusty nails coated with sulphuric acid if they asked me to, and im pretty sure if theyre reading this they know who they are LMAOOOO.
Anyway I had my english final today, lemme tell you the paper was so GAY. The reading part made me want to gouge my eyeballs out and submerge them acid, LIKE BRO-paper was pretty easy even though i went unprepared, barely touched the book LMAOO, but it was really lengthy. Like really lengthy, 6 PAGES WORTH OF A QUESTION PAPER, it took me 3 hours to finish it (we get 3 hours for the test), but bro☹️ i wanted to take a big fat nap in the class after i speedran the english paper but NOOOO, she had to make it so fucking big like girl I bet the reason why you make everything so fucking lengthy and big is because you dont get the satisfaction of big things with that undercooked ground beef patty ass husband you got, ongod who gives assignments a weel before finals, AND THEYRE SO TIME CONSUMING TOO LIKE TFF??? OTHER SUBJECTS EXIST??!??!, wow thats a lot of yapping, i love yapping tho, im a professional yapper, I think its just my undiagnosed adhd because I just went from talking about my love for kuromi and masked men to absolutely shitting on my english teacher's existence- maybe i'll drop some ren lore next time 🙏🙏
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misssolitudesmusicblog · 11 months
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My Music for May 2023
Dear Tumblr,
Who is this girl writing about her music in May when were 9 days in June already… It’s been chaotic Tumblr, and I’m not even sure if anyone takes the time to read this but nevertheless I’m here to share about my life, and about the music that resonates with me. I typically send out my monthly blog at the end of the month but I’ve been “distracted" and I recently got sick as well. May music was filled with great tunes. The main song may even hint at the latest in my life. (LoL) Anyways thank you to my readers for your time. Here is the link for May music on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4a3vulnCxZOu00gHVKslev?si=90dac819eaa74998
Without further adieu coming in at … 
67. Lead Pipe by Movements
66. Rotten Bun by mui zyu
65. My Flowers Grow- Extended by Sara King
64. Close your eyes by tomcbumpz, Ivri
63. Dear Summer by memphis Bleek, JAY-Z
62. Story Mode by BOYO
61. Depression Naps- Alternate Version by BOYO
60. CHARLES JEFFREY by Ray Laurel
59. Stupid by Deb Never
58. Heroes by Gang of Youths 
57. Hybrid Moments by Misfits
56. It Doesn’t Have To Change by benches
55. GEEKALEEK by OHGEESY, BIA 54. Bend Ya by Mann, Frank Ocean, Kendrick Lamar
53. AMERICA HAS A PROBLEM by Beyonce, Kendrick Lamar
52. Sumbody to love by cr1tter, SliccMic, Okthxbb
51. More than a homie> by Monica Riskey
50. Foreplay by Toro y Moi
49. Nicole by Dinamarca
48. Think Deep, Don’t Sink by Willy P, Peter Kuli, My Favorite Color
47. Spit Up by IiIo
46. Hotline (edit) by Billie Eillish 
45. Vacations-4-Track Version by BOYO
44. Awful Thing by The McCharmlys
43. All At Once by Andrew Kamen
42. But You-Acoustic by Alexandra Savior
41. Amor by Alta Elegancia, DannyLux
40. After Dark by L.S.D
39. The Style Is Death by Forever Grey
38. Come Over And Love Me by Love Spells
37. Just Can’t Get Enough by Black Eyed Peas
36. Touch My Body by Mariah Carey 
35. Red Red Wine by UB40
34. Love Goddess by Maijah
33. The Greatest Smile by SAULT
32. Ms. Moon by Ambar Lucid
31. Morning Song by Jewel
30. Prelude by Andria Rose
29. Feeling ugly by Nova ONE
28. Roll My Stone by Arcy Drive
27. The Girl Outside by Donkey Kid
26. Accept Me as I Am by Klein Zage
25. Say Yes To Heaven by Lana Del Rey
24. Weekday/Anything by Bedroom
23. Gold! by Bedroom
22. When That Head Splits-Remixed by Woodpecker Wooliams by Esben and the Witch, Woodpecker Wooliams
21. Surrounded By Spies by Placebo
20. Perfectionist by Russ
19. WAISTBIN by John-Robert
18. Protocol by El Michels Affair, Black Thought, Son Little
17. Holding My Breath by Atmosphere
16. Bon Voyage by Deep Thought, Rome Fortune
15. Right My Wrongs by Khamari
14. American wedding by ocean sixteen
13. TEENAGE FEVER by Isaia Huron
12. Summer slowdown by Flowervillain
11. American jesus by Nessa Barrett
10. Nothing Matters by The Last Dinner Party
9. Holiday House by Beach House
8. All Good by Bedroom
7. IF THERE’S NO SEAT IN THE SKY (WILL YOU FORGIVE ME???) by Saya Gray
6. Move by Dreamer Isioma, Sonny
5. Candy Necklace by Lana Del Rey, Jon Batiste
4. ROC3 by TRISTAN!
3. Hasta la Muerte by Eva Noxious
2. REAL LIFE by NugLife, FrankieOG, Chuuwee, Vel Nine
1. La Curiosidad by Ivan Cornejo, Eslabon Armado
As I close out with my readers with the following quote "Curiosity is not a sin but we should exercise caution with our curiosity" - Albus Dumbledore, Miss Solitudes May 2023
Sincerely,
Miss Solitude
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earlandthedyinggirl · 11 months
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when i was lil up at the goldmines , my dads boss had this big rock that held all his fancy old wine, me and isaac would steal bottles, and get drunk sitting in the janky treehouse, sometimes we’d wander in the woods find the old colored bottles the brown ones or blue ones that almost remind me of sea glass how there so worn down, one time we had one of those pillow rests the one with the arms on the side and we packed up blankets and we went on a hike into the mountains, once we found a spot that we felt was nice enough we drank a lil, only ever drank a lil because when your 10 you only need so much, an we set our pillow down an we jus napped in the middle of the woods together, no one knew where we were,jus disappeared a few hours, anyways i jus think about that a lot , jus a very special thing, wish he had more time, jus miss my homies :(
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