#anyways enjoy these dumbasses

[junosswans]

They are arrested for Roy’s spectacular driving skills caused three car accidents on the way home. Riza is not happy about it.

#barbie meme #because Roy is a dumbass when it comes to his wife #he’s a big simp and we adore him for it #also I couldn’t help but feel like they must’ve gotten into all kinds of dumb shit when they first met and were young #anyways the barbie meme is WONDERFUL and i could easily spend an hour on the tag and still be entertained #hope y’all enjoy this addition to the fandom #fma #royai #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist #lia’s art #barbie #roy mustang #riza hawkeye #lia draws

[scholastic-dragon]

Happy belated birthday! I was wondering if we could get some sexy times with bay Donnie 👀

We can absolutely get sexy times with Donnie

Bay!Donnie x Fem!reader

Donnie had a tendency to put work first sometimes. He never meant any harm to your or your relationship and he always made it up to you later.

But one day you were still feeling a bit butt hurt and petty over him spending all evening with his nose in his computer while you were over.

So it was almost too perfect that Baulders Gate 3 came out right when you needed an excuse.

Donnie came over after patrol to find you in your office playing the game. You smiled, gave him a quick kiss, and asked him about his day.

He got all giddy seeing you so excited to play his new favorite game and learn about his newest inventions.

He blabbered on as he went into the kitchen to get some coffee, coming back and sitting in his chair beside your desk.

But then he noticed how trained your eyes were to the screen. How you just nodded your head to the stuff he said.

He was butt hurt, but knew you'd get off the game soon and give him attention.

Surly you couldn't play for more than five minutes.

Well you could.

In fact you played for another hour without so much as a sideways glance at him.

With no more coffee an ache in his chest, and feeling sleep trying to over take him. He stood up, coming up behind you and rubbing your neck and shoulders.

You moaned happily but your eyes didn't leave the screen.

"Come to bed, love," Donnie mumbled into your skin.

"In just a few minutes, hun,"

He scoffed. Using his owns words against him. Well, he knew what to do now.

You moaned happily, but refused to acknowledge him, keeping your eyes on the game and your hands on the controls.

You weren't sure how his big ass (shell) fit under the desk but there he was. Pulling your computer chair back, slipping under and then pulling it back in place.

You raised a brow but let him continue, wanting to see where he would go with this.

Pulling down your pants and underwear, Donnie kissed up your thighs before diving into your folds with a newfound plan.

You heard his glasses and goggles clatter to the floor, his hands gripping your waist and pulling your hips forward so he had a better angle.

If you didn't know any better you'd say he was writing Latin on your clit. Up and down, back and forth, just enough firm pressure to keep building your orgasm.

As his tongue slipped past your clit to your weeping entrance, plunging inside with a loud moan, your hand left the game to grab his mask tails.

"Donnie," You moan, pausing and saving your game.

"Now you wanna pay attention to me?"

"You gotta be able to take it if you dish it," You sass, enjoying his growl.

He pushes your computer chair back, you yelp, watching with wide eyes as he stands to his full height.

He yanks you up, spins you around and pushes you to bend over the chair. Your knees dig into the leather seat and your elbows rest on the tall back.

"That may be the case, sweetheart," He mumbles, ripping off his suspends, and yanking his pants down. Kicking them away, he stand behind you, pressing his lips to the shell of your ear. "But can you take this?"

He pushes into you. Long and hot and perfect inside you. You're so wet, but he still wraps a hand around to rub your clit to help you take every slow inch of him.

He grabs a chunk of your hair, tilting your head back. "Answer me."

"I can take it," You moan, trying not to move your hips.

"Good girl," He slams his hips just enought that his thighs meet yours.

You both moan, your eyes rolling in the back of your head. His hips snap forward and back, your moans getting lost in the sound of slapping skin.

Releasing your hair, his hands grip your shoulders, keeping you firmly in place. Not that you wanted to go anywhere.

"DON-nie," your voice cracked and broke with moans, feeling your climax so close to breaking.

You're not sure how but his hips move faster, short quick thrusts that hit your cervix and make you scream and bite into the leather of your gaming chair.

"Cum," He grunts in your ear, leaning over your and taking your earlob between his teeth. "Cum with me,"

Drool spills past your lips, soaking the leather of the chair. Your back arches with a scream as your pussy clenched around him.

He moans, long and loud with you, pumping his hips deep in you. Donnie trembles as the last of his cum seeps out of your pussy, dripping down both your thighs.

Panting and breathing heavy, he leans down, kissing your spine and shoulders.

"Do you want to come to bed now?" He mumbles into your skin.

You laugh, looking at him over your shoulder. "I'd rather ignore you so I can get fucked like that again,"

You both chuckle, Donnie leans forward, still lodged inside you and kisses you soundly.

"I think something can be arranged," He smirks down at you, and it's then you realize he's still hard.

"Thank god I'm free tonight,"

Donnies eyes darken. "And have the whole weekend off,"

@thelaundrybitch @raphsmuneca @happymoonangel @m1dnyt3-w0lf @eveandtheturtles @kikithedreamerwriter @mysticboombox @sketchy-loo6195 @pheradream-15 @dilucsflame33

#id like to consider this as a kinktober submission #my dumbass literally forgot about kinktober #HAHAHAHAHHA #anyway #enjoy your donnie smut :) #tmnt #tmnt bayverse #tmnt aged up #tmnt donnie #tmnt donatello #tmnt donnie x reader #tmnt donatello x reader #it is my works #birthday smut #thanks for the ask!

[pizzaqueen]

Steve seems like a power tool kind of guy but honestly, so does Eddie! He’s like ‘let’s get a chainsaw!’ with a little too much enthusiasm for Steve’s liking (especially because they live in an apartment 😜)

#Steddie #Steve x eddie #Steddie headcanons #I might be projecting the qualities of someone I know who reminds me of Eddie onto him juuuust a little bit lol #but he really does seem like he’d enjoy them haha #and also sharp things! #pizzaqueentxt #i have more thoughts on this but I’m tired lol #eventually they live somewhere with like trees in the yard and one has to be cut down and Eddie’s so excited #but he and Steve fight over who gets to do it 🤣 #(not the whole tree because you should so not cut down a whole tree yourself although tbh I can see these dumbasses thinking they can handle #it on their own lol Steve might be a little more cautious though and caught between wanting to use the chainsaw and not wanting to destroy #the house or you know himself haha) #anyway this is stupid I’m sorry #i just don’t have any fic to post and I feel bad #plus I wanted to share this silly little thought

[tobythetrashyartist]

tw // death, implied suicide

(not explicit)

A scene from Chapter 2 of "Haunting My Own Skin," written by @kirii-kitten

Bonus pages:

#reigen arataka #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #fic art #comic #ksjsk hello again :D #i hope I'm not being annoying by making all these comics ksjsjsj #can't believe it took me a month to make this #it probably shows bc the art is not consistent at all lmao #anyways hope you enjoy!! #still got one more comic planned for this fic but it's gonna be my longest one at 12 pages #so I'll see you in a year 🫡 /j #edit: im a dumbass and forgot the tws in the tags im so sorry #tw death #tw implied suicide

[ridzakun]

bastard on bastard violence

#genshin impact #genshin impact ayato #genshin impact heizou #ayato kamisato #shikanoin heizou #ayazou #is that the ship name?? #art #ridzakun #anyways i had a big brain moment that these two would be SOOO annoying toegther and have been pestering my friends about them ever since #they single-handedly cured my artblock #also if u know me yes i continue to ship rare pairs what else is new #anyhow enjoy and feel free to slide into my asks to scream about these dumbasses

[shokupanko]

i hope your depression and everything gets better for you btw!! wishing you the best 🌟

｜ｏ゜）I drew a happy Nemu to cheer myself up!

#vocaloid #fanart #art #vocaart #yumemi nemu #you guys are really freaking sweet #I’ve been feeling extra depressed but when am I not? #Nemu is kinda like a comfort character for me #she just seems silly and outgoing #I exercised to make myself feel better but now I’m just sad and sore lol #anyway I don’t wanna vent too much #enjoy this little Nemu because she needs more content #ALSO A LITTLE IRRELEVANT BUT DID YOU GUYS WATCH THE 2ND PIKO LIVE PARTY IT WAS SO COOL!!! #I got so hyped that I punched my closet door like a dumbass #inbox requests

[share-the-skye]

All of this is gold but the Working Together gag brings me too much delight. Highly recommend his full Days ranking video too.

#yeah I know this came out a few days ago and yes I did watch the main video immediately #but I’m a dumbass and forgot to link it then so here’s this now anyway enjoy #regularpat #kh 358/2 days #358/2 days #kingdom hearts 358/2 days #kh days #kingdom hearts #kh #kingdom hearts shitpost #Youtube

[airyairyaucontraire]

re: Bill the malcontent in NASA mission control: nobody's MAKING you work at NASA mission control, Bill. You can always quit your job at NASA mission control, Bill. I'm sure there are at least several people who'd apply to fill that vacancy at NASA mission control, Bill.

#for all mankind #was his conversation with Margo after Gene's death just building the theme of Margo feeling unappreciated #or signalling that Bill could be a security risk because he's disgruntled and getting sloppy #or heck it could be both! #hi I'm catching up on a show from 2019 #I have been spoiled for the fact that (spoilers) #(I'm not upset about this I don't need to be surprised by every twist and turn) #Margo will defect to the Soviet Union #but I have no idea when and why so I'm watching out for possibilities all the time #anyway BILL it's not bad on your part to find that you're unhappy in a job a lot of other people would love to have #you don't have to be grateful if you've discovered it's not really what you want (you had to try it to be able to know that) #but it's both a dick move and a dumbass move on your part to stay in it #and stay grumpy and miserable instead of clearing the way for someone who would appreciate it #also setting yourself free to find an occupation you might enjoy more! #I mean you are presumably a highly qualified aerospace engineer with NASA on your CV! #so yeah BILL there's your free career advice that you can't use because you're a fictional character from an alternate history

[khaothanawat]

i know i’ve seen people say it’s weird that nueng doesn’t, as of episode 7, seem upset that his mother was shot, but i don’t think it’s that weird. or: i don’t think he’s not upset. he’s just either hiding it very well, or completely compartmentalising by giving himself over to the fantasy escape of the island. or both.

like. i feel like the show has, over and over again and since episode one, made it so clear that nueng is a master of hiding his own feelings (unless he’s drunk pleeeaaase kssjdjjd). we saw him do it with ben in the dance hall, right before he decided to poison himself (hhh). my man ate food that was way too spicy for him and kept a perfectly straight face the entire time 😭

equally, it does also seem like nueng’s also keeping his feelings completely bottled up and letting himself instead get lost in this escapist fantasy the island offers him. he said it all out loud in episode 7 - i’m a different person here, i’m free from the weight of the expectations that are placed on me back home, i haven’t been happy in a very long time but i can be happy here… his focus on what the island offers him in comparison to the life he had (and just casually disregarding that the life he had would probably look very different to the life he’d be going back to, without either of his parents.) he was upset the entire journey to the island - and then he locked it up completely.

i mean, he’s out there trying to earn money as a fisherman because he’s never earned his own money before! he’s trying to work out how to put sheets on a bed! it’s not reality and he knows it, but i think that makes compartmentalising his feelings about what happened to his mother so much easier. he can just enjoy his time with palm, enjoy pretending to be a normal teenager (bc omg he’s a teenager) who doesn’t have people trying to murder him and his entire family. how else would you even really cope with that?

i think dating palm is also clearly a part of that. i absolutely believe he has feelings for palm, but i also wonder if he’s operating with a little bit of a #yolo mindset and just trying to make the most of his time on the island and live while he can. he’s never dated anyone!! he was so so lonely before he had palm!!! he’s got so many things he’s trying to escape from!!!! but none of it is permanent in his mind. that’s what he says to palm: while we’re living on this island, can you be my boyfriend?

i wonder if the fact that he’s not sleeping is also a sign of where he’s at - the show has shown us this a few times in the past two episodes. ostensibly it’s because he needs his music; we’ve seen him a number of times listening to classical music, particularly at school which was rough for him, so i suppose that’s an escape too. it’s like the spicy food though - he could hide his reaction to the pain from his voice and his face, but his body still betrayed how well he was actually coping.

the thing is, though, is nueng even really being honest with palm? does he genuinely need to buy a phone just to listen to classical music? don’t be such a zoomer nueng - go find a radio or something omg.

i just think that if i was planning to hitch a ride off of an island, becoming a fisherman with access to a boat and/or getting myself a phone would be a pretty smart call.

or else, getting myself sent to a hospital miles away would probably also do the trick, i guess.

#never let me go #palm x nuengdiao #LISTEN I THINK MY THING IS i never trust nueng #i love him and he is my son but i trust nothing he does ever #anyway watch him accidentally enjoy dating palm WAY too much and have this all backfire on him spectacularly looool #me (32 years old): why can’t he just buy a walkman 🙄 #lmao lo where tf is he finding a walkman exactly dumbass #I’M RIGHT THO #show: never let me go #ship: nlmg: palm x nuengdiao #nlmg: meta

[charmixpower]

#s1 aka Riven gets owned repeatedly #anyways hope you enjoy this ''my blorbo is a dumbass'' moodboard #winx club #winx riven #rus chatters

[heartslobbf]

the thing about saionji is that his only positive qualities are things he actively represses and feels define his supposed inadequacy. like actually babe i think the violent misogyny is the main thing that is fucking you over, even amongst your male peers because whilst they too are misogynists, they pretend to be feminists about it for the pussy and dont respect you whatsoever. hope this helps <3

#literally everyone hates him and thinks he’s pathetic. and some of them are right !!!!!! some of them arent #even like. some of the criticisms levelled at him by Actual feminists (read: utena) have a lovely ohtori twinge to them #a la omg youre not even a man you are so weak and lame and bad. dumbass too gay to lift lololol #can’t even beat a GIRL. IDIOT. and it’s just. oh idk i enjoy it i find it fascinating #he’s so awful and no one can aptly articulate why #no one can identify what IS good about him no one is able to bring it out in him in a way that’s positive #anyway whatever sorry for saionjiposting #rgu #shut up daisy

[rebeljyn]

People who reblog other people's gifsets just to shit on them are so braindead lmao like my guy I spent literal hours making a gifset talking about ✨MY✨ favorite outfits of Padmé's(which even if u don't like them they're all insanely good costume work) and then you make the effort to reblog said gifset just to say you hate the very core of said gifset?💀

Like ok? Make your own post? Why did you reblog it if you hate it so much? This is part of why gifmakers lose the motivation to make content btw like we already do it for FREE the least someone can do is be respectful enough to not start shitting on a gifset that has nothing morally wrong with it.

#anyways when I get on my PC I'm blocking this dumbass lmao #you wanna spread random ass negativity on my gifset then you're not enjoying any of my content🤷 get fucked #mari just saying things

[silverjirachi]

my friends can attest that i play botw/totk like an insane person (think back on my time scaling the castle naked with six hearts) and i’m considering making it into a goofy series of short stories called hyrule is doomed

#hyrule is doomed is a comic i had in mind for a LONG time #im talking me playing twilight princess as a dumbass #like somewhere on an old closed account on deviantart there is line art of me being a chaotic idiot in tp #and i titled them hyrule is doomed #anyways #i think i will go do that #hope you enjoy #hyrule is doomed

[toasty-self-shipping]

Shoutout to girlfriend and boyfriend

Gotta be one of my favorite autistic and neurodivergent characters fr

#grabs you no I don’t think you understand how much I kin do you have any idea how much comfort it brings to have a autistic character that #isn’t like smart or some type of Genius they are two dumbasse that are just chilling and enjoying life THATS WHAT KIN THEM SO MUCH anyways #yeah I’m normal about them #💙🎤 #❤️💄 #f/o post

[smash-chu]

More out of context MS paint Marimoo doodles

Cause i can't just not share them

#dnd 5e #dungeons and dragons #halfling #bard #marimoo #my characters #my art #smash-chu's art #doodles #my dear dumbass supreme keeps on being a goof #yet she still be kicking despite it all #when i get the art for the party warlock done i'mma do a lil character profile thing for the group #just to provide a fraction more of some context #anyways enjoy this for now

[even-if-in-another-time]

little miss perfect, but make it keefitz:

captain perfect

straight hair, straight a’s, straight forward

straight path, i don’t cut corners

i make a point to be on time

(thirteen and ready to be councillor)

i don’t back out of trials

perfected my fake smiles

never really been asked

if i’m okay

(don’t know what i would answer)

i’ve been the golden boy since i was two

tall throne, but taller expectations

i ask myself, what did i do

to still deserve these limitations

a pretty boy walks by my locker

my heart gives a flutter but i don’t dare utter a word

‘cause that would be absurd behavior for captain perfect

na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na- no,

i can’t risk falling off my throne

la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la- love

is something i could never know

straight hair, straight a’s, straight forward,

straight boy

“captain perfect”:

that’s me.

one night, my friend stayed over

we laughed and drank and ordered

something about him drew me in…

(this is fine, tell myself that it’s platonic)

that night was so exciting

his smirks were so enticing

hours speed by like seconds, then-

what happens is iconic

he takes a sip,

i bite my lip

he tells a joke

i nearly choke

he curls my hair,

i finally drop the mask for the first time

next thing i know,

i lose control

i finally kiss him…

but oh, no

i see my face in my mind’s eye

and my brain starts to cry:

na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na- no,

you can’t risk falling off your throne

la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la- love

is something you could never know

na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na- no,

you can’t risk falling off your throne

la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la- love

you don’t even know

rewind, induce amnesia

hide from the truth, it’s easier

you’re just confused

believe it

when he says there’s nothing there

it’s never worth it…

when you’re captain

perfect.

enjoy, keefitz nation <3 credit to joriah kwame for writing the original song and @synonymroll648 for inspiring me to write this :] anyways, feel free to do whatever you want with this! credit’s nice if you do but i don’t really care enough honestly, so do whatever y’all want lmao

#i’m so emotionally attached to fitz!little miss perfect you don’t understand #btw in my mind the first verse is from before-fitz-was-friends-with-keefe era #and second verse is from the sleepover before sophie where keefe kissed biana on the cheek because keefe and fitz 100% kissed and then #proceeded to not talk about it because theyre dumbasses #anyways IZZY ILY /P HOPE YOU ENJOY <333 #kotlc #little miss perfect #fitz vacker #kotlc keefe sencen #keefitz