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sarah-yyy · 1 year
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a few of y’all have asked me about new life begins, and i’m procrastinating over work so............
BASICALLY this story revolves around the royal family of xinchuan (head of the nine states). xinchuan has a tradition wherein the other eight states send eligible women over to marry the xinchuan princes. the show opens with all these women coming into xinchuan for this selection
this is our main character li wei
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bbg does Not want to be selected as a bride for any of the princes. she comes from jichuan (one of the least wealthy states, most of them are farmers) wherein people marry for love and men aren’t allowed to have concubines, she is Not Into this xinchuan polygamy bs, and is doing all she can to be sent back home asap so she can live her chill life
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this is the sixth prince yin zheng, unloved (for now!) and mostly unnoticed (also for now!!) son of an unfavoured concubine. he’s introduced as being sickly and of little note in the political field. he mostly gets along with his brothers by virtue of having little interaction with them and keeping a real low profile
this boy is way smarter than he presents to outsiders!! he knows that the least favourable political marriage will be assigned to him, so he figures he might as well get ahead of it and voluntarily ask for the nominee from jichuan to be his wife
li wei ends up yin zheng’s concubine!!! which is the worst!!! not only does she have to conform to this xinchuan polygamy bs, she’s not even his main wife!!! she’s depressed for a few days until she catches wind that yin zheng only has a few weeks left to live (fake news) and it just kickstarts a whole bunch of hilarious shenanigans in which she tries to be nice to him before he dies and she gets to go home to jichuan as a widow
cue yin zheng (who doesn’t know what li wei is thinking) going: she’s??? nice to me???? mayhaps..........she be.........in love with me??????
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(uhhhh because she’s adorable???? i like her) 
ANYWAY y’all get the drift, it’s the whole arranged marriage, strangers to lovers, pining after my spouse vibe that i absolutely love!!! 
but it’s not just that!!! it’s also that the female characters are all well-written and the friendships between all of them are so cute!! 
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first left is shangguan jing, fifth prince’s wife! she’s from danchuan which is a matriarchal society. she’s good at martial arts and very straightforward. does not really want to be married to xinchuan (much less to the fifth prince who starts off liking someone else), but is Doing Her Duty. i am SO INVESTED in her relationship with the fifth prince ahhhh, he’s a wimp (affectionate) who, this far in the show, has come to love his wife and is fretting constantly over how to make her happy/make her love him 
first right is hao jia! she’s the second prince’s concubine and li wei’s bff. she’s sweet and well-natured and essentially Good At Everything. the second prince is kind of a dick with obvious dv tendencies, but he’s the eldest son of the emperor’s wife and next in line for the throne. i am just HOPING we get to see hao jia go off on him one day soon 😭 (side note: i’m actually also curious about the second prince’s wife - i wonder if she and hao jia will team up to get rid of the second price ugh)
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this is yuan ying junzhu, my li wei’s yin zheng’s wife. hoooo boy folks, when the emperor ordered yin zheng to marry her against his Very Strong Objection, i thought we were going to start in on the angst and the whole jealous wife arc, but!!! she’s got zero interest in him, and they decide that she’ll basically stay at the manor as his advisor/li wei’s tutor! she 100% likes li wei more than she likes yin zheng lbr
not pictured but also a+++ characters that i love: the third prince’s wife + his harem of concubines (he’s named them all after the 24 traditional solar terms); the seventh prince and his wife (both of whom are adorable and just try to stay low-key and out of trouble); song wu²; all the servants at the sixth prince’s manor
ANYWAY this show is light-hearted and fun and an absolute delight to watch!! it’s been awhile since we’ve had a romcom-ish cdrama that’s had actual budget to produce something to this quality 💖 11/10 would rec!!! 
where to watch: iqiyi // viki // youtube status:  this updates every sunday to wednesday (local chinese time), with 2 eps being released every day. 22/40 eps have aired so far, i think iqiyi subs are up to date with the current airing schedule but i can’t be sure? someone correct me if i’m wrong! 
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theriverbeyond · 1 year
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I was just thinking about the Sixth House and the Alexandrites and Nireids and I know that we all love the sixth and they're often painted as the harmless librarian house but it's specified that both of these groups get sent outside the nine houses. And apparently any child with a sixth parent is automatically taken by the house. So presumably the women, the Nireids in particular, are pretty much full on handmaids- their job is to basically be a broodmare for the state. And the men, presumably, are supposed to impregnate the colonized populations and then take the children. Which is uhhhh....not a good look and I have trouble believing that something with implications this obviously sinister won't have something to do with the story. A big deal is also made about the exact specifics of both Gideon and Harrow's respective conceptions and births. There are lots of hints about "the maternity issue" in Nona. Babies give off way more thanergy and John wears a crown of infant finger bones. Also, Palamedes tells Pyrrha that they don't do corvid carry on the sixth but if they're sending all their best people out to get pregnant that's obviously not true! Anastasia was specified to have been pregnant at one point. A lot of emphasis is placed on conception, birth, and babies and I'm sure it all has to come together somehow...spinning this around in the microwave of my brain.
anon your brain is so enormous.... i think you are onto something and im deeply curious about where it could lead.
im thinking maybe the Nireids and Alexandrites are out there grabbing "samples" of like, blood/ejaculate/other genetic material to mail back to the sixth to be vat-wombed.......? i usually focus on the humor of the way Camilla descried the Nireids, but you're right, the whole thing is deeply sinister.
also, the interesting thing is despite the Sixth house's almost single minded effort to increase the gene pool, it really doesn't seem to be working, which has implications wrt the extent of the Nine Houses' maternity issues overall. as in, it must be really fucking bad. like REALLY bad. in the Mysterious Study of Dr Sex, Cam notes that when the Nireids go out, "it's a massacre" (which.... in the context of the creche and Harrow's conception, oof), but where is the result of that?
like, the Nireids (and Alexandrites) are out there sucking and fucking 24/7 but back on the Sixth, Palamades only has 2 potential genetic options, and Cam has four. that does not speak to their genetic outreach program being at all successful, and it can't all be because the children were repatriated to the house of their other parent. my hypothesis is it might be a 10,000 year cumulative effect of living in a thalergetic system? but i'm not sure, because we havent fully explored the difference between thalergy planets (which we know will leave their inhabitants infertile, but on a way faster time scale!) and thalergetic planets like the Nine Houses.
anyway ty for this i am putting all these ideas inside my brain microwave and i am rotating them on high
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musical-chick-13 · 9 months
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Hey, can you re-imagine a wholy genderbent Deathnote, is too cursed?
Okay, it is SO funny that you mention this because I was talking to my Long-Distance Best Friend the other day about the fact that there is, apparently, (or at least was, at some point before the strike?) a plan to make a live-action TV series adaptation of this for Netflix. Which is...a whole other thing I don't want to get into, but ANYWAY.
The POINT is that we were talking about what would have to happen to make me have some modicum of hope that this might not be the worst idea ever (remember what happened the LAST time we did live-action Netflix DN, we got the 2017 movie no one needs to live through that again). And what I ultimately came up with was:
Every single character, except for Light and Raye, is now a woman. (Obviously this isn't wholly genderbent, but. It's close enough to this ask that I found it to still be a humorous coincidence.) I think in the hands of the right writer, it could be an interesting examination of misogyny and how baked-in that concept is to the justice system. (And I think it would lend extra context to the fact that Light was able to keep operating for so long. If the people opposing him are all women in a historically male-dominated field, they'd all have to contend with a type of professional and societal discrimination that he'll never have to, thus giving him an advantage. Also L would be a Weird Girl™, which would absolutely raise some interesting questions in terms of the scope of this character's influence and their societal perception. Also femslash Near/Mello would be canonically possible which is OBVIOUSLY the most important factor to take into consideration.)
Soichiro's difficulty in believing Light's guilt would gain an extra dimension if this character were also grappling with the societal expectations of motherhood (especially while being in a position of authority in a """masculine""" career). And Matsuda...I just think some woman, any woman, should get to shoot Light repeatedly in a fit of rage. (Also something-something calling women in the workplace idiots/making them the butt of the joke/consistently overlooking them, I think you could do something there.) I think this theoretical concept I spent way too much time thinking about really only works if, even though the major and supporting characters are women, it's still made clear that they work in an environment overwhelmingly occupied by men.
As for a FULLY genderbent story...Light as a female character is, to me, indeed an idea too cursed. I will not elaborate.
And I don't think the Shinigami experience the concept of gender in the way that we do, so tbh I'm not really sure a whole lot would change in that regard. But I do think a female Ryuk would be very funny.
Naomi being a man I think would be...not cursed, I just don't particularly enjoy it. But mainly that's because I am A Gay™, and I love thinking about women who are tough enough to have the word "massacre" as part of their nickname. :)
Misa being reimagined as a guy could be really interesting, though, given how a) the entertainment industry treats women differently from how it treats men, and b) the world at large generally expects men to react differently to trauma than women do. (Although I still very much prefer the version of Misa that serves as a deconstruction of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl). And I'd be curious to see what the viewer/reader response would be if this character were a man. (Mainly because, historically, audiences are a lot more positively receptive to extreme, unhealthy displays of devotion when they come from a male character than when they come from a female character, but this answer is already probably too long, so we don't have to talk about that.)
(Best Friend ALSO mentioned the idea of Rina Sawayama playing L, and I am now gay on a level I previously didn't ever think was possible, but we don't have to talk about that either.)
Uhhhh....TLDR, full-genderbent DN kind of cursed, but there are some really interesting ideas you could examine. (The one veto I'm gonna make is that I do not think this story works if Light is a girl, but-you guessed it-we really don't have to talk about that.)
Also, stan the stage musical for serotonin and clear skin!
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ryutarotakedown · 1 month
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magnus archives! for the ask game
[ask game link] YAYYYYYYYYY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK this got horrifically long so under the cut!
Favorite character: i’d love to say basira but it’s probably melanie. or martin. oh little moth…
Least Favorite character: uhhhh i love all the characters as *characters* but i love to hate elias of course. what a fucking creep they did such a wonderful job with him. 106 and 117 live in my brain constantly & forever
5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): FIVE? THERE AREN’T ENOUGH IN HERE FOR FIVE but it’d be what the girlfriends, jonmartin, daisira, basira/melanie, and. hm. hmmm. gertrudeagnes
— oh crap wait i keep forgetting platonic relationships are ships too, okay okay add jon & basira and jon & melanie and jon & georgie in there. not in any particular order but still
Character I find most attractive: im not even attracted to women but. daisy. i didn’t understand the fan reaction until i listened to her voice for the first time (i consumed this podcast almost entirely through transcripts) and went Oh I Get It Now
Character I would marry: georgie easily
Character I would be best friends with: jon or melanie because i love befriending haters you are all so fun
A random thought: i miss them so much. i kept expecting the transcripts to switch to “archive” for jon at some point but they never did which is probably for the best for accessibility reasons but can you imagine. i miss them so much. basira is funnier than people give her credit for. georgie is less funny than people give her credit for and i appreciate her so much for it (don’t be a Stranger!). i miss them so much
An unpopular opinion: hey did you know basira hussain is in the third most episodes total and actually has the second most scenes with jon (she had The Most, period, before martin dethroned her in s5)? did you know? anyway she should be in more stuff and i love her deeply. i also don’t think she actually had double standards for jon versus daisy per se, i think her problem was thinking that guilty people deserve punishment and therefore that daisy’s victims (criminals) were fine while jon’s victims (random people off the street) were not
— this is also why she stops daisy from killing jon in 091, because she’d met him before, he was a human being who cracked jokes, he *couldn’t* be guilty; rather than because killing people is bad
— i also think she knew deep down she was wrong for this considering how she says in the unknowing: i don’t want to hurt you. i don’t want to hurt anyone. and then in s5: of course i care! …that’s the problem
— she had to force down her compassion in order to function well as a police officer and forced herself to believe that it was the right thing to arrest people who did bad things
— reader she was incorrect
— have i mentioned i love her
My canon OTP: jonmartin and what the girlfriends
Non-canon OTP: you cannot tell me basira and melanie didn’t have something going on while jon was in his coma you simply can’t
— melanie was strong and violent and necessary and basira needed someone strong to rely on after daisy even though she could see how miserable melanie was. basira stuffed down all her emotions and became a stone figure and melanie feeling herself being overtaken by rage both aspired to that and hated her for it. they are anchors for each other but false because their usual anchors (daisy, georgie) aren’t here or wouldn’t get it. do you understand.
Most badass character: the admiral
Pairing I am not a fan of: sorry to jon.elias fans i do understand that exploring the Power Dynamics could be fun but i genuinely cannot see any romance in there whatsoever. can’t jon just hate a man in peace
Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): hmmmmmmm. not anyone in particular? i think basira’s s5 arc was kind of rushed but i’m not super mad about it. also obviously the racist stereotypes in there (the haans. i mean the haans) but in terms of main cast i can’t think of anyone
Favourite friendship: tim & sasha because i haven’t mentioned them anywhere in this ask and that is a travesty. they’re fun i hope they are kayaking happily together somewhere
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souryogurt64 · 1 year
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since we’re sort of on the topic: can you explain the whole hating band guys’ wives/gfs from fans and why it happens? i probably am thinking too much on this, but is it just because of teenagers’ fantasies wanting to be with their 30+ idol and that 00.1% of being with them dies with it if they have a partner and even kids? is it them trying to project their ships if they’re into rpf and them dating a girl kills their yaoi fantasies lol. not saying you have to 100% stan their partners or even like them like with what we see on the opposite end of the scales with fan accounts dedicated to wives which is uhhhh but some ladies who do nothing but exist get ruthlessly talked to shreds and their husbands put on pedestals
Yeah I think it's a lot of factors including the ones you listed. I've been a band girl stannie for over 10 years and I feel like I've seen things come full circle from vitriolic hatred to intense stanning to vitriolic hatred of all women. People do stuff like censor Lynz in photos of her and Gerard because she's "problematic," which is very 2009 Livejournal behavior and something Gerard is very strongly against.
Like twenty people are going to unfollow me and I'm going to get 200 angry anons but the line in Foundations of Decay "He gets to die a saint but she will always be a whore" is very clearly referencing gendered double standards. However, no one in the fanbase interprets it this way because acknowledging Gerard even has a wife and has opinions about women deeper than "Don't show your tits to get backstage" would shatter everyones brains and ruin their perception of Gerard as this gay trans icon that is so gay he doesn't get anywhere near icky problematic women. So their fans keep censoring their wife in photos and censoring captions acknowledging they're a couple because she's so horrible you can't even look at her.
Obviously Gerard uses they/them pronouns in addition to he/him and has spoken out about their feelings about gender identity and those intetpretations of his lyrics are important to acknowledge too but that line is pretty obviously talking about gendered double standards.
Obviously Lynz has done some things that really aren't cool, but her chief actual sins seem to be art theft, racism, and being friends with Jimmy Urine, which are all things Gerard has been at least of accused of too-- he was collaborating with Jimmy Urine as recently as 2020 and Jimmy Urine was in the Danger Days music videos but everyone just closes their eyes and points at Lynz.
But anyway, I think some of it is sexual jealousy and some of it is frustration that acknowledging they're into girls too means not every FOB song is about Mikey, maybe 1 or 2 are about his actual former wife. But I also think some of it is misplaced anger and frustration that no matter how smart you are or how good of a musician or artist you are or how successful of a career you have or whatever as a woman, male celebrities are almost always going to go for an influencer or model that's probably 10-15 years younger and wants to have six kids starting at age 22, and even if they want to make music with a girl they'll still pick a 19 year old ten years younger they can easily take advantage of or mistreat, like CS with Victoria and Black Cards with Bebe Rexha. And it can be easy to resent people who happen to be that pretty and happen to get lucky and be in the right place at the right time when they're very, very young and be born rich.
Also like sometimes band wives do really shitty things-- I believe Sarah Urie told an extremely racist joke while Brendon was on livestream. Mike Dirnt's wife is an antivaxxer and a vitriolic transphobe and BJA's wife participated in cyberbullying a teenager her son sexually abused And it sounds like Olivia Wilde prioritized her desire for Shia LaBeouf to be in Don't Worry Darling over Florence Pugh's safety and comfort. But before that ever came out people were calling Olivia Wilde an ugly pedophile because she was dating a 28 year old man-- famous guys date much younger than that all the time and no one ever blinks. But like Meagan doesn't do anything and has no online presence and people just fucking hate her because she's a lady that exists.
I don't really know where I'm going with this but people just hate women so much it is insane-- people get worked up over acknowledging Victoria existed in Cobra at all when Gabe made the same types of offensive jokes she did constantly and he was actually accused of emotional abuse by a female ex band member. Everyone just closes their eyes and points at Victoria.
It's so bad that a lot of band guys tend to be more feminist in this regard than their mostly female base as a whole even though theyre all like shitty and support Johnny Depp lol
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whizz-things · 2 years
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Nekozaki is ✨gay✨ and also best girl - a compilation of evidence
KOkay, hear me out. This girl has been my new favorite character recently. I love Shikimori-san not necessarily because of the main couple (they’re cute, but ehhh, I don’t really care for romance). Nekozaki instantly caught my eye while reading the manga - I started with the manga before I watched the anime. Anyway, she just gives off gay vibes. Why? 
Example 1: Ideal Woman
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This girl has an “ideal woman”. Okay, it seems like a lot of people seem to have a different opinion this scene, and I honestly thought the same until I re-read it. (Correct me if I’m wrong of course please). Most people say she’s just admiring Shikimori for being the perfect elegant girly-girl, and that she wants to be like her. This is a really common trope that I’ve seen a million times in manga/anime - a tomboy girl shows excessive admiration towards a more feminine girl, which sometimes comes off as sapphic vibes. However, read the first panel on the bottom row. She is happy the way she is. She is comfortable in her own skin. She doesn’t intend to change herself to act or look like Shikimori at all. Instead, she seems to be attracted to girls who contrast her. Also in general, watching your classmate walk down the hallway and telling your friend you think she is super cute is kinda gay. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Example 2: Mother
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This is less of an example, but I still thought it was relevant. Neko clearly likes Micchon’s mom as much as she likes her daughter. She just keeps gushing about her, with hearts around her head (and in her eyes, when the mom actually comes out to greet them.)
Example 3 - Cool women
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Neko clearly seems to have a thing for cool women, despite her profession of loving cute girls. Her reaction to Isana at the coffee shop. 
Example 4 - Hachimatsu (Too many moments to even compile)
 I am inclined to believe that Hachimatsu and Nekozaki are conjoined at the hip. In the manga, it is extremely rare to see them apart. Although I don’t personally don’t ship them, I think there’s more than enough reason that someone could. More so than with any other male character in the series (though granted, there’s only two of them LOL. NGL, we need more male characters in Shikimori... uhhhh, that sounded better in my my head.). 
Example 5 - Kamiya 
Despite being a lone wolf, Neko is always reaching out to her, trying to hang out, trying to see the best side of her. Despite Kamiya brushing her off so many times, Neko keeps trying. Most people would give up. And they eventually become friends. I think it’s a really sweet part of the story. Although it might not indicate gayness, Nekozaki is one of the genuinely sweetest characters I’ve seen in a manga in a long time. We need more friends like her. 
Evidence 6 - Wake up
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Pretty self-explanatory. Hachimitsu knows exactly what can fluster Nekozaki the most. She looks like she just had an eargasm, LOL (which she probably did). As a note, I read that “little kitten” or “koneko” is a terminology used by lesbians in Tokyo towards their (usually younger) admirers. Sort of like a princely or suave phrase. Could just be coincidental considering Nekozaki’s name, but seems a bit intentional. 
Yeah, that’s my evidence. It’s not rock solid or anything, and if anyone finds a hole in my logic, then please share. But the way she’s coded makes me think she’s attracted to women. And if it’s played right, she would actually be a refreshing breath of air compared to characters playing a similar role in other slice of life manga/anime (Horimiya’s Sawada, Komi’s Ren, Scum’s Wish’s Sanae). I just hope she gets to be happy later on, instead of being the “gay but always single” friend that every show seems to have. Like I legitimately hope the author lets her get a partner. 
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moth--knight · 10 months
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for the ask games :) — 14, 17, 20 + 💫🎀
AHHHH HI!!! :3 sorry I need to say at the top I fucking love your wild geese fics so bad. working on leaving a comment soon but. oh my god. SO GOOD.
anyway. thank you for this ask!!! putting da answers below the cut because I ramble uhhhh a lot. sorry.
14. Post a line of dialogue from one of your WIPs without context.
 "She doesn’t know if she can face the mortification of going back to the optical store for a third time in less than two months."
ahahahaahheheheeheheh
17. Describe a fic that is still in the 'ideas’ stage.
I have. Too many of these. I'll talk about two though!
I am writing a sequel to sunday best thanks to some gentle encouragement (/pos) that involves Melissa and Barbara making out in a confessional and cookies. The pieces are there but I am still slotting them together.
I also REALLY want to write a fucked up BayoJeanne thing where Bayonetta gets a hold of both Eyes of the World, becomes her own god, and traps Jeanne in a time loop of sorts so she never stays dead. Very angsty, psychological horrors elements.....it is coming together in the soup of my brain slowly but surely.
20. Do you have a favorite fanfic or author? If so, tag them/post a link and share the love!
I already shouted you out hehe, you are on my list for fave barlissa authors right now !!!!!!!! everyone go read wild geese !!!!!!!!
god but also mississippiwriterinjackson, whose connected fics five times and passing notes have driven me to insanity. fucking hell. The romance of it all couched in the mundane and domestic. I am biting my hand clawing at the walls etc etc.
I feel like I talk about my favorite Bayonetta authors all the damn time, probably bc I am friends/good oomfs with all of them lmao (hi XilianX hi Wilmaa hi Dikhotomia hi dubhgloinne hi The_Valaxy), but I am going to shout out Spooky oomf and her fic le chat et sa magicienne because months later and I am still thinking about those french women. goddamn.
💫what is your favorite kind of comment/feedback?
answered this one but I will say it again: specific feedback on someone's favorite lines/parts of a fic!! tell me what made you feel soft or where the knife got twisted. since I write it and sit with it all for a while, I never know what parts are going to get other people. I am desensitized to my own impact. lmao.
🎀give yourself a compliment about your own writing
*strained smile* uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I think I am good at incorporating small character building/world building details in a way that enhances a story without terribly derailing focus. maybe.
AND my work is always gay as fuck which I think is great. lesbian brainrot is alive and well for any and all moth_knight fics. amen.
THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE ASKS!!!! hope they were interesting o7
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nakedmonkey · 2 years
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i feel like a lot of people here are in denial that JPL could fuck up so bad in season 2 because season 1 was so perfect but the reality is that this season is a mess, poorly written and its like i am watching a different series, and its hardly gonna get better cause there are only 2 episodes left after all
i am not trying to be a bitch about this i just feel like people are being too forgiving, which is common since lesbians and queer women rarely get fair and/or good representation, but i think we are way past that and they have given us enough evidence that they are not going to go the way we hoped they would, not even close
I both agree with you and understand where people are coming from when they want to give them the benefit of the doubt. I mean, it was fucking perfect, right???
I have to say that there have been more things this season that I've hated, than things I've loved. And that's very sad considering that last season every time I watched a new episode, I could not believe what an incredibly put together show I was watching.
I think it's fine that people want to believe in JPL and that there's a purpose for everything, but I also believe that people who are angry with them for certain things, are allowed to be angry or upset because...you can't deny that the quality of the show is uhhhh different lol. It's miles below the first season and I don't think that's unfair to say. I think the build-up of last season has been brushed off too easily, and that the whole thing with the email was dealt with very sloppily. I think the comedy isn't as thought out and that they have employed some played out gimmicky shit straight out of 90's sitcoms.
If I were to recommend this show to someone who's never seen it, I'd tell them to watch season one as if every little thing has a purpose and as if it all relates to really satisfying character development. And I'd tell them to watch season 2 with little investment in anything, like a sitcom where nothing that happens actually matters or has consequences. And that's fucked up lol
I don't even think, for myself anyway, it's about denial, but just like...clinging to the good parts because it just was SO. GOOD. you know? And there's traces of that still but I do agree that we shouldn't be waiting for the next episode to make sense, after literally every episode. I don't want to watch this show for cheap laughs. And that's what this season has felt like for the most part unfortunately.
The good things have been amazing, but I miss loving 95% of Hacks as opposed to like 30% now.
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faerociousbeast · 1 year
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since i no longer consider myself a genshinner i will share some of my thoughts! epic! do not try at 3am. leaks and its long and stuff warning
- i dont like in game yelan ayato or childe sorry. rich 5* hydro users just arent it for me i guess especially if theyre bows.
- yelans design however objectively speaking i can see why so many like her 👍 go girls
- heizou also i am not a fan of 😕 Unfortunate! hes made me lose my detective liking streak
- i am bad with bows i am so bad with bows.
- idk how i feel about tighnari anymore. a lot of my negative opinions are fandom based tbh and its not the characters' fault for that but w him, the instant switch up was so insanely obvious im kinda iffy about he himself 💀💀 dont c/ynonari me
- also his voicceee 😭😭 never any hate to the vas but its so bad. i dont like it. i have him and made myself do a challenge where i got however many waypoints in sumeru in my ar 55 world using only him at level 11 so i can make this judgement.
- c/ynonari is genuinely.... fhwhhrgegrggrgr LIKE ITS NOT BAD i guess, no comment as far as me being cyno goes, but it just got so popular so quick it jumpscared me
- al-hai/tham. another im more so irritated by what you represent otherwise i probably would like him better. boy why are you white
- kav/eh too man like half of these designs would Literally Look Better With Slightly More Saturated Skin what is going ON!!!!!!!
- i personally dont care for kusa/nali for yk colourism reasons too but there very much is a. well the men are hot. lets get mad at the women tho
- ni/lou is the okest so far for cultural representation but her i just dont care for
- uhhhh. hm. what THE HECK is faru/zans design..... bro... its so bad im sorry? PROFESSOR?? huh? what? 3* design behaviour
- same w nah/ida 😭😭 dont argue against me i get it shes a kid cool nice her pale design is literally not interesting to me its. whatever. thats a 5*? lmao ok
- god...... actually this isnt even a my opinions list its jyst a things-that-were-ruined-for-me bc racism bht everyone else ignored it which ruined it for me more. anyways the harbingers.
- they knew what they were doing with the release time on that and everyone ate it up and it makes me sad bc i was genuinely very invested in the harbingers! but then theyre all shown all at once at a time like that huh. gross.
- idm scaras new design its cool its jhst we got TOO MANY BLUE GREEN PEOPLE 😭😭 change it up!!! his old colour palette or whatever was unique that what was nice ab it. yeah but his new colour scheme is getting a bit old sorry.
- the stepping on is funny for his burst everyone getting mad at it but not raidens is irritating tho
- layla is like..... people ARE being dramatic but i get what they mean on the voice. change it up a little we dont need more high pitched stressed girls my god!!! oh wait this is an anime waifu game
- i love itto 👍 NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT HIS PERSONALITY. he was another ruined by the fandom bc LITWRALLY ALL I KNEW ABIYT HIM, BEFORE I DID HIS QUEST, was he had abs. thag was it. that was all anyone evr told me. he had slightly more abs than all the other skinny twinks. j dont care aboyt abs so i didnt care about him its that sjmple!!!!! why didnt anyone tell me how great he is!!!!!!!! wtf!!!!!!!!!!!! injustice
- AYA/THOMA IS SO OVERRATED oh my god stop talking
- itto/rou seems to have died down? or idk im interacting with the right people
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some of fortnite has some very good designs that are kinda hot and I’m sorry that I think they’re hot folks
but anyways uHHHH
homestuck women and giant monster women am i right?
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rjalker · 2 months
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Events from my dream in whatever order I remember them (not even remotely chronological order)
this is definitely because in the Arthurian legend I was reading last night King Arthur is attacking Rome.
"I (not me)" signifies that I was in the shoes of a character and didn't actually have control over the events, as opposed to when I'm lucid dreaming and do and say whatever I want. I am in no way a princess lol.
There had apparently been some TV show about ancient Rome that lasted for 30 seasons, then later had a spinoff that lasted for 16. Everyone hated fans of the show because it was every kind of bigotry under the sun. Fans of the show were rioting that the spinoff had ended.
A bunch of Actual Roman Soldiers had raided a castle and were trying to enslave everyone. A bunch of women had been locked up near the armory and escaped and armed themselves and started attacking the soldiers.
I (not me) was a noble lady of that castle and had a giant wolf for a mount rather than a horse, and so did some guy who might have been a dragon? it wasn't clear. We got on our wolves, who we had soul bonds with, and ran out of the castle by jumping off the roof (the wolves were magical and didn't take falling damage I guess) and ran to get help from some tiny people who lived in the forest nearby. On the way there me and the guy got separated somehow. possibly he died. IDK. Anyways he was supposed to be there to greet the tiny people as "the War King".
So when I (not me) got there wearing the same kind of armour they thought I (not me) was him and were like "War King!!!! You're back!!! How's it been!!! Long time no see!!!!!" and I (not me) had to be like, "Well....uh,,,,, War Princess is a bit closer...." and took off my helmet and explained the situation. They decided they would help even thought I (not me) wasn't the friend they'd been expecting.
On the way there while riding the wolf mount I kept almost flying off because the saddle wasn't very well built and every time he jumped it was like a roller coaster. He definitely had a name but I don't remember it. He was very pretty. Definitely more dog coat colors than wolf. Dragon-guy's wolf was black with silver speckles. I don't remember either of their names either.
The only person whose name I remember was Cinderella, who was also called Sentinel and Segregation. She had been captured by, and I'm not joking, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris and they had been using her to brainwash people into Voting Blue No Matter Who.
I (not me) the knight princess rescued her and blew up a whole bunch of evil robots and cars by throwing a crap ton of mines because the world suddenly had Fallout 4 mechanics.
Then Cinderella / Sentinel (who was only called Segregation when brainwashed as a code name so no one would realize she was a person) turned into a Barbie doll for some reason. Dragon-guy and his wolf came back from wherever they'd disappeared to and turned out to be my (not me)'s father? adoptive father maybe? Again, not sure.
uhhhh
Oh right someone was definitely planning to murder King Arthur. Might have been me (not me)
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speaking of sex toys, tangentially
this is far more information than anyone not in the room with me needs to know but y'know,, I might've said worse before now
um.
basically I've got one of those. I don't remember the name of the toy, giz a sec to look it up.
Well, I got it from lovehoney aaaa while ago, and their website is,, not working?? so. but someone else terms it a um a clit suction vibe. so y'know. one'a them. meant to be like. well. "clit suction" says all
anyway like basically uhhm my. clit. is,, larger?
I basically have a t-dick pre-T (which'll be interesting to uh. find out what'll happen with that? cs I'm starting low dose gel uhhhh tomorrow!) so,,, it's awkward? to use the toy? it doesn't really um. fit? right? like it's fine but the suction doesn't work as well as i'd prhaps like?
it might just be a terrible um. thing. and if i got a different one that'd work better.
or, it might be that uhhhh genital variation is not being accounted for? and like,, petition to include uh different sizes. of these devices?
cs atm, havin a click about, all I'm seeing is like standard one size for cis women (bit small for me), and then like. cis men get them whatever-you-call-'em (cavernously huge for me), there's no like in-between-y types ones.
obvs, cs I guess that's the general market n whatnot, but still like :(
so my options atm are "suffer" and the impossible-for-several-anxiety-based-reasons "find another person willing to suck me off"
but then, I haven't used said slightly awkward toy in,, a while, so I spose I should give it at least another go before I write it off completely
And, I imagine, that relatively soon "slightly awkward" will become more-so, because I am starting T tomorrow, so, I imagine, the problem will be,, exacerbated, as is the way of these things, eventually
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bubblesthetherapyfish · 7 months
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(6.5 spoilers) oh no i had to stop grinding island levels to do msq
i got pound cake to eat and it's too hot in my room let's go
hey guys i forgot you all existed until now
oh right we literally did nothing last time
that's a doohickey
dude how do you make pound cake so SALTY
tiny orb!!!
allagan balls always make me happy
who died making the orb animation
aww the way y'shtola looks at the orbs
fuck it we ball is kinda how we do things around here anyway
ESTINIEN IS ALLOWED TO TALK FINALLY
oh no we're putting her in a jar
estinien do you think .
it's okay y'shtola i go there all the time for mats
what if i had zero and a bunch of orbs in my inventory during this section that would be neat
hi moren
UNUKALHAI MENTION
is because i did my role quests or does this happen normally i can't remember unukalhai's msq status
hello daughter
women in stem
YES DESTROY THE ECONOMY WITH COFFEE BISCUITS AGAIN
unbottled zero
i missed beq lugg's voice they're so snuffly
man it's been so long since i've heard "fitting payment"
zero you can't just tell people to eat you
HEY DON'T PLAY THAT SONG
HEY STOP THAT
the sky....
THERE YOU ARE!!!
oh right i was lowkey thinking hey isn't this just using the garlemald tower 2 or something ?
are we visiting the chais again 🥺
yay!!!
see we just have to warn them in advance that a really loud sound is gonna play on everyone's phone at around 2pm est i mean uh
she misses alphy :(
ryne and gaia visit the city together ;-;
walking up to random people and traumadumping
holy shit i got jumpscared by the giant fucking talos
back the next day this time with a chicken pot pie
it tastes like beans.... and not good beans :(
/hattip
back again on day 3 because i literally did nothing yesterday
hi runar 🥺
wait i wanted to get dunked too :((((
/hattip
zero is like a cat not in like the stereotypical way but in that she's so very particular about things at times
the very slight shocked face wol has when their phone rings is very relatable
what are you DOING
why would you DO THAT
^me every day @ my cat which proves my point
okay but why did you do that
it is really nice that she now very clearly wants to save the 13th
woman hot 😳....
i love npcs looking at wol like when you look at your mom after the doctor asks you a question
ryne's little wave ;-;
loporrits on the phone: heLPPPPPPP
HIGH TREASON
warrior of light and darkness 2!!!
im gonna have the estinien "holy shit two cakes!" attitude about this
wait holy shit you can change text color like, just by clicking it?
how long has this been here
hehehe
anyway
i..... did the writers forget y'shtola's blind again....
i hope y'shtola can see her funny lil guy again soon
imagine casually saying you'll fly up to the moon in a conversation
wtf was that noise
yay the anxiety theme!!!!!!
where the fuck were you hiding that body vrtra
the pretty light....
do i have the coordination for a dungeon tonight let's see
yeah i got questions for that fucker too zero
ah organ
that's a monkey
bro i don't FUCKING UNDERSTAND these tells
WHA
WHAT
this is FREAKY
targetable stone pillars 🤔
*dies immediately*
wait does zero not limit break?
i feel like i havent seen her do one?
oh-
what da hELLLL
thanks for the spiritbond durante
this hallway is so pretty
heyyyyyyy
imagine if golbez just goes sure yeah let's do your way actually
ah iggy moment
was that .
ohh uhhhh yeah that was fandaniel's fault
/hattip
into the dark
HEY
5v5?
FUCKING JUMP IN THE HOLE I GUESS
LB FIGHT LB FIGHT
where the fuck am i
oh it's a square arena this time
fruit gummy time
oh
WHAT
THE FUCK
i can't do the trial tonight but holy shit i want to
who the fuck composed this i need to know
the cracks are all around i wonder if they'll get bigger as the trial goes on
holy shit this music is so WEIRD it's amazing
hey that was the most terrifying shit i've seen
i feel like i just
HAHAHAHA I CALLED IT
oh no zero is a black mage now
get up girl we're not losing another ffxiv woman
me hopping in the back during a quiet cutscene
WHOA
bro i was too out of it to even notice the moon peeking through the tears
zero's smile is so sweet now 🥺
LITTLE DRAGON
LITTLE DRAGON
YIPPEEE
SHE'S SO CUTE
oh good we're not just leaving varshahn in there dklfgjdk
she sit on him head
unless something really stupid happens in the next 10 minutes im really happy zero lives and can be a new recurring character
y'shtola normal woman moments
the shared look with estinien
me when hildibrand noises
she gave zero a pet nixie awww
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU *kills zenos again*
i hope we see her again soon i love her so much...
jammingway mention 🥺
i love completing things and its acknowledged
go take a nap right fucking now!!!!!
not the theme.....
FREE FOOD ?
oh help i can actually say that 😭
feo ul was watching? 👉🏾👈🏾
noooo she isn't women in steming anymore
WHA
YOU
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE
oh she's so weird i missed her
HE'S FINE WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS
helppppppp
bro has no fucking social skills
small vrtra
final cutscene time
ooo that's gonna be interesting to think about until 7.0...
eh????
oh you!
what are you back here for ??
catboy stance
i am too tired to form thoughts about how i feel about this but i sure had fun
goodnight 🛏️
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kjwrites9 · 1 year
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You’re Doing it Again. By: Noah Ryan
A science fiction twist to a classic rewind scenario. Playwright Noah Ryan explores the complexities of privilege within interracial relationships and the power of trust. NOTE: *denotes stage directions or insights from the author. 
*Jane is talking on the phone obviously frustrated at the person on the other end of the line, she is rushing around and doesn’t see the man who knelt down to tie his shoe.*
Jane: *to phone* what do you mean she wants to revoke her deposition? I do not have time for this right now, Gerald just called and asked me to–
Will: OH my gosh I am so sorry
Jane: What the fuck? Now I’ve got coffee all over my shirt and I have to be at the courthouse in 20 minutes. Ughhhh
*reset it*
Jane: I just do not have time for this right now, Gerald just called and asked me to..I gotta go. Hi down there!
Will: *Will finished tying his shoe and stands up, bumping her coffee, but catching it* shit, i almost spilled your coffee.
Jane: you have no idea.
Jane: well…me and the rest of 121st street. But that’s okay. You must be new to the city.
Will: was it that obvious?
Jane: *looks around* uhhhh yeah. Not a lot of native new yorkers tie their shoes in the middle of the sidewalk. But don’t sweat it. I’m Jane.
Will: Thanks for the tip Jane, I’m Will.
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*the two stumble in the door laughing and obviously happy. They unbundle from all the layers of coats and scarves, as they are just coming back to their apartment from time square, watching the NYE ceremony.*
Will: New year’s eve in NYC is a pretty good way to spend our 8 months, 5 days, 14 hours and 12-minute anniversary. Don’t you think?
Jane: you are fool
Will: a fool in love. in the spirit of new years, do you have any new resolutions you’d like to share?
Jane: i’m not really a resolutions person.
Will: Okay fine - I didn’t want to hear your resolution anyway. But you know, since it is our 8 month 5 days, 14 hours and 12-minute anniversary, I heard that is the anniversary of secrets. So I think you should tell me something you’ve never told anyone else.
Jane: I don’t know…
Will:–I’ll go first. Growing up, my grandma practically raised me. I have memories of her bringing me home from school and teaching me how to tie my shoes in that dusty old house of hers. She always believed in me. That’s why I’m here, so I can find a job that’ll one day let me go back and fix up that house she loves so damn much.
Jane: Wow. Thank you for that.
Will: You’re welcome. I don’t really talk about it a lot but idk it just felt right. It's your turn but only if you want to.
Jane: no, I want to. You shared something really, real. It’s only fair that I do too. But if I tell you this, you have to promise that you won’t freak out.
Will: what did you kill someone?
Jane: no. Do you remember the first day we met?
Will: of course.
Jane: Well, we’d actually met before.
Will: –I’m not following
Jane: Here it goes, all the women in my family have this thing. We can go back within moments of our lives if we didn’t like how they went the first time and redo them. So the day we met, our real first meeting you made me spill my coffee all over my shirt and I was a total bitch to you, which now knowing you I feel really bad about, soooo I just did it again and was my absolutely sweet and charming self. And look where it got us, so yay for that….right?
Will: How do I know you’re telling the truth? So why didn’t you stop on January 6th? *in a gotcha kind of way*
Jane: Are you kidding me? That is now how it works, I can only go back and fix things that I’ve directly experienced. And luckily, I was nowhere near the capitol.
Will: Wait… backup, So that first time we met, was something you created?
Jane: no no no, it just was…a do-over for me. But you know…it’s real for you.
Will: That’s really shitty though. I don’t want to just go through the good moments, while you are left stuck with all the shit. Jane, I love you… but you have to promise me you won’t use it again.
Jane: okay. I love you too.
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*alarm goes off*
Will: SHIT! Oh my god! *jumps out of bed and scrambles to get dressed*
Jane: –what’s going on?
Will: The interview! It’s supposed to start in five minutes! It’s all the way in Brooklyn. I can’t believe I messed this up. There is no way I’m gonna get the job looking like this
*rushing around in the background facing away from the audience, grabbing tie, throwing on shoes, finding a briefcase, etc*
Jane: it doesn’t have to go this way *she resets*
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Will: They loved me! I was there early, new suit & tie, looking like a bag of money. They couldn’t NOT give me the job! You are a lifesaver for setting that extra alarm last night. Today would’ve been a shitshow if it weren’t for you.
Jane: I’m glad. Also, I got us dinner reservations with friends because I knew you’d get it.
Will: For real?? Thank you.  
Jane: I know. Okay, I’m going to change and get ready, but you stay in that suit.
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Jane: oh my gosh that was so fun!
Will: Well I’m glad you had a good time…
Jane: What, you didn’t have fun?
Will: I was fine until we started talking about my career and college came up. Do you not remember?
Jane: No I–
Will: You basically said I got into Stanford because I was Black.
Jane: No I didn’t!
Will: Yes, you did. You literally said: It’s so great they value diversity.
Jane: You can’t seriously think that’s what I meant.  
Will: What else could you have possibly meant?
Jane: I just meant that it’s a good thing they see you being Black as an asset—
Will: You’re doing it again
Jane: well– I– Look I was drunk and I was with my friends and I wasn’t thinking. I am sorry.
Will: Okay sure, but just know it does make me think twice.
Jane: About what?
Will: How do I know there haven’t been other times you‘ve said things?
Jane: Because I haven’t.
Will: How do I know? There would be no way for me to know
Jane: So you don’t trust me.
Will: Should I? I mean how do I know we haven’t had this exact conversation before?
Jane: We have not lived this moment before. Do you really think I would want to relive you not trusting me? Me offending you….it’s not exactly at the top of my priority list.
Will: I don’t know Jane. And I never will. And that’s what really scares me. You can do and say whatever you want consequence-free. And I can’t. But you, you just get to prance around and make things go exactly the way you want them to.
Jane: Not just how I want them to…..
Will: What do you mean
Jane: You remember that lucky alarm I remembered to set, the one that made sure you were up in time to get to your big interview? Why would I have set an alarm for your interview?
Will: Jane…
Jane: That’s right. I reset you and made sure you weren’t late. Because i love you. And I would do that for you a hundred times over.
Will: This is the shit I’m talking about jane!!
Will: It’s my life jane. Maybe I wasn’t supposed to have had that job - maybe the universe had something better but now I’ll never know because you went sticking your nose where it didn’t belong. Meddling in my life. My life.
Jane: Will, I can't stand for you to see me this way. I wish I never would’ve told you…and I can make that happen
Will: No Jane. NO. you can’t run away from this.
Jane: And why not, what are you going to do to stop me.
*long silence*
Will: I guess you’re right. There’s nothing that i can do, but just know this, when you reset me and i will go back to blissful ignorance, never remembering what happened, moving along with my days unbothered. But you have to live with knowing this. Knowing how unhappy i am right now. And that will be the real version of me, and you’ll be stuck with him. Knowing that you chose not to see me. So go ahead Jane. Reset me.
*she starts the resetting process*
Will: Go ahead Jane Reset me. Reset me. Reset me. Reset me. Reset –
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*they are back at the first scene, she is crying but Will is back tying his shoe, none the wiser about everything that’s happened. She is now left to decide if she will re-engage, or just walk on by.*
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agentkaz · 1 year
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should post more stuff on tumblr instead of just reblogging everything so here’s my mildly amusing second life experience from this morning
content warning for mild kink related stuff (transformation and latex) but nothing gets anywhere near explicit it’s just mentioned
so backstory is i was checking out a transformation rp group in second life (don’t judge me) (okay you can judge me i just think it’s neat) and my profile does mention that i’m agender but usually feminine, and i usually have a female avatar (unless i’m cosplaying) which tends to = lady since this is rp we’re talking about. and then my attempt to express interest and/or start a discussion turns into
[05:58] PERSON: any ladies into latex based tfs [05:59] ME: latex is so dang interesting [06:00] PERSON: am sorry who are you [06:01] ME: uhhhhhhh someone in the group??? [06:02] PERSON is already halfay across the room [06:02] PERSON: a note next to your feet readying "i repect your views of grnder  and idienty just not intrested thanks [06:03] ME: baffling [06:09] PERSON: i did say any women meaning they idifnied as women sorry nothig personal [06:11] ME: i'm usually lady avatar style which usually amounts to "women" around here but boy did you make it into a thing [06:12] PERSON: agin it isnt anything personal [06:13] ME: i'm just baffled by the excessive response no biggie [06:19] PERSON: its just there are alot of people who are part of  your commuinty right now who are kind of going overe bored with it so i am abit wary of anyone part of that group. [06:21] ME: i have literally no idea what you're talking about but uhhhh i'll consider this bullet dodged [06:25] PERSON: gender poltics
it’s really funny because gender stuff is a big part of tf in general
i was gonna let it go after “baffling” since i figured that was that (also i thought maybe they forgot they were in the group and thought i messaged them or something) but they came back to be more baffling
anyway now i keep saying “grnder  and idienty” out loud
grndr.... and idienty
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rantsandsparkles · 2 years
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The Woman King – Movie Review (Spoiler Free)
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See this is why I really should watch trailers.
I went into this one completely blind. Based off the title and photo on fandango I had very rough idea about what this movie was about – Viola Davis being a badass warrior in Africa. That’s all I knew. Honestly I wasn’t even planning on going to see this one because going to see “black” movies in theaters is sometimes a trying experience because all the other trailers before the movie are usually “black” movies as well and it just feels like I’m being pandered and condescended to. Its like they’re like “oh a only a black person would go to see this so here black person, look at all the other trailers with black people because that’s all you watch” .  I think its also really telling that someone who goes to the movies as much as I do /sees a lot of trailers, managed to not see A single trailer for this in the past few months. Why is that? (why am I asking questions I already know the answers to). So after hearing it was getting really great reviews and got A+ cinema score, I had little gang of guilt for not supporting the movie , so finally made it to the theatre last Sunday afternoon for matinée with my dad and stepmom (side note - there were 4 other people in the theater with us , 2 pairs of white women, and one pair left about ½ way into the movie ,the other ¾ way into the movie. That to me was, uhhhh…. Interesting…….
Anyway  mini rant aside, to my initial point about why I should watch trailers more – I was so unprepared for what this movie is – a war movie about the slave trade. War movies are violent, and slavery depictions are traumatic, so I wasn’t emotionally prepared for what I saw. This movie is violet, and emotional and if you’re not in the headspace for that then protect your peace.
All that aside, I was blown away by Viola Davis’ performance. I know, newsflash , Viola Davis is an incredible actress ,but I’ve never seen her in a physical role like this and my god was she commanding. She’s an absolute badass in this and I totally bought that she was the baddest bitch of them all and she could rip her enemies heads off is she needed to. But beyond the pysicallity, it was the emotion she brought to this character that really got me. There is no ugly snot cry moment like in Doubt, but there is one scene near the end of the film that left me in tears – her ability to get you to feel the emotions her characters are experiencing is unmatched.
I know there is a lot of controversy about the plot not being historically accurate, but I’m glad this film was made and I’ve heard there is a great article in the NYtimes that digs into that, but honestly I don’t really feel like digging more into more historical takes on slavery.
Overall – if you’re in the headspace for it , want to see some bad ass women kicking ass, gorgeous costumes and great performances sprinkled with a little war and trauma, this is right up your alley. 7/10
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