#anyway mod pizza is really good cold

[danganronpa-imagine-headcanon]

Hello there, I hope you are well! ❤️😊

I would like to request headcanons if you don’t mind!

Could I have headcanons for Byakuya, Kokichi, Kiibo, and Shuichi with a female s/o who tears up easily while laughing/trying not to laugh? (Sort of like Tiahra Nelson. She is an Instagram/Tiktok star who does live talent shows where people do funny/dumb stuff to make her laugh. I recommend watching a couple of compilations of those, they’re absolutely amazing 😂 ) But anyway, thank you so much! Please take all the time you need! ^^

Hello! Of course you can have that :) I’ll admit, I had quite some fun writing these. Tiahra Nelson’s compilations were pretty funny to watch, so I hope you enjoy this! Take care :D

-Mod Kirumi

Byakuya, Kokichi, K1-B0, and Shuichi with an S/o who tears up easily while trying not to laugh!

Byakuya Togami

•Byakuya is not exactly one for jokes— he’s quite the cold and level-headed person. You’d probably walk on water before you got him to laugh at a joke

•So when he walks into a room to see you clutching your device over some cat video, tears streaming down your face and laughs escaping your lips, he was honestly not too sure how to react

•“Am I interrupting something?” He asked, his arms comfortable crossed as you only continued wheezing, turning your phone around to show him

•“Byakuya, look at this,” You laughed, trying to wipe away your tears yet only laughing even more at Byakuya’s confused expression

•He did not seem very amused at the cat video, which only resulted in you laughing (and tearing up) even more

•...So, now he has tissues on a lot of shelves or tables! So you can have something to dry your tears with

•He supposes he’s happy you’re only tearing up this much because you find something funny, and not because you’re feeling upset

•Though, as time goes on, and he sees you laugh at the simplest things, tears glistening in your eyes due to sheer entertainment?

•He can’t help but feel a small smile form on his face

•Your amusement is contagious

Kokichi Ouma

•Kokichi found the whole thing absolutely hilarious— In fact, he would probably just laugh along with you

•He definitely made fun of you as you teared up, only causing the two of you to break out into even more laughter

•You would both just sit there together, giggling hysterically until you found it hard to get air into your lungs

•It brings you two closer, in a sense— Who wouldn’t feel close to someone who makes you laugh until your sides hurt?

•He definitely uses this to his advantage, though. You two will be in a public space and all of a sudden he’s showing you some silly meme he has saved on his phone, causing you to tear up as you try to hold back your laughter

•Kokichi appreciates someone with a sense of humor, though, so he’s rather thrilled to find that you respond very well to jokes

•Expect him to tease you when you tear up, though!

•He does it all light-heartedly, he promises

K1-B0

•Kiibo mentioned one day that he was really good at stand up comedy, and seeing at how close you were with him, you figured you would listen to some of his jokes!

•He barely managed to tell you that “he would tell you a pizza joke, but it’s just too cheesy” before you teared up

•He was at first rather concerned for you, but he didn’t even get the chance to ask you if you were okay or not when you started nodding and bursting out into laughter

•He just grinned the whole time, sounding proud of himself as he spoke to you

•“See? I’m very good at comedy!”

•You could only laugh, the tears genuinely spilling over, and it was at that point he was a little concerned for you

•He brought you some tissues after that, but when you explained to him that this was fairly normal for you when you laughed, he calmed down

•And, from then on... he would laugh with you!

•He might be quite flustered when he does it, but if your tears ever spilt over due to amusement, he would brush them away with his fingers, his face tinted pink with embarrassment the entire time

•He’s like that with any kind of physical affection, but... he somehow feels the urge to laugh along with you and brush away any of your tears

•Often, though, he’ll say or do something unintentionally funny that just ends up in you laughing with tears filling your eyes

•...Maybe he should keep tissues on him when you two go out

Shuichi Saihara

•Shuichi came home to see you on the couch, watching a movie and laughing hysterically as tears streamed down your face

•...And that was not something he expected to come home to

•He was quick to sit beside you, a nervous smile on his face as he questioned why you were crying (and laughing?)

•You just told him you teared up easily when you laughed, and that reassured a good amount of his worries, leaving him to relax

•“Ah, okay...”

•You showed him the scene in the movie you were laughing at after that

•Needless to say, you two spent a good 15 minutes laughing about that one particular moment, repeating the lines to each other and imitating the characters

•Shuichi definitely doesn’t laugh as hard as you do, but he finds your laughs endearing, and he likes to see the genuinity in them

•He’s never been someone who gets amused all that easily, but things just seem to get funnier when he’s by your side

•There was one time you two were shopping when you overheard the light-hearted argument of an elderly couple in the store

•“That car we saw outside was just so pretty!” “No, it was ugly.” “Ugly? You’re ugly!” “I am, but that’s besides the point.”

•For some reason, you found that encounter rather hilarious, because you started laughing (and crying) so hard that Shuichi ended up buying a box of tissues along with your groceries

•That’s a moment you two will cherish, for sure!

•He’s never going to let you live that down, though

#danganronpa #danganronpa writing #danganronpa headcanons #danganronpa imagines #danganronpa v3 #danganronpa killing harmony #danganronpa trigger happy havoc #byakuya togami x reader #byakuya togami #kokichi ouma #kokichi oma #kokichi oma x reader #k1 b0 #kiibo #kiibo x reader #shuichi saihara #shuichi saihara x reader

[felidthing]

i think an important factor in pizza is what it tastes like cold. the convenience of having leftover pizza that requires no preparation makes it one of the best foods and if i cant eat your pizza for breakfast when im half asleep then how good is your pizza, really?

#some toppings arent gonna be good after a night in the fridge i get that. but in general your usual pizza should taste good cold #unless you just dont like cold pizza lol #posts #food #ok2rb. spread my pizza gospel. #anyway mod pizza is really good cold

[icecoldtwin]

Intro 1 (feat. PAFK)

/Howdy all! This is the mod of this blog, running and keeping it organized for a friend until they decide to take over, if they do! Any and all asks and replies from Luci will be from them, but I’ll be coordinating to them through discord. 

I’ll be posting our introductory rp together to showcase Lucifer and how he gets into @punsandfuturekingsmen‘s Arthur’s town, where he’s currently staying. This is part 1! If you read it, please enjoy!

Link to all Intros:

1 (You are Here!)

2 

3

4

Lucifer scowls as he kicks at the back wheel of his bike without force, glaring at it hard before he sighs and shakes his head. He was a block away, just a block, from the auto garage he had been pointed to. And his stupid, beautiful bike died a block away. "Fucking scrap metal..." He grumbles before just giving in and pushing it the rest of the way, grumbling to himself the whole time even after he walked into the shop with his bike parked out front.

~

Arthur felt like the air was colder when he meandered in, but he wasn't sure why. Maybe the heat had been turned down. His uncle gave him a look from behind the counter at seeing him, but Arthur waved him off. He wasn't going to let his uncle pay him to sit around and tinker in his back room. That wouldn't keep the shop running. Arthur shuffled a little until he could see who was waiting. "Oh hey. You guy. You're here for the bike, right? Can you give me a rundown?"

~

Lucifer looks at Arthur and raises an eyebrow immediately once he looks at him. "Fuck happened to you?" He asks in a small grumble before huffing softly. No it wasn't his business.....but he still wanted to know. "Dunno. It started stuttering down a few roads back then just shut off completely about a block away."

~

Arthur frowned at him. "It’s been a long few weeks." That was really all he wanted to say, and he clapped his hands together with a soft sound, and rubbed them. "Anyways. You have the keys? I'll take a look. Sounds like you might have a loose fuse."

~

Lucifer grunts softly and holds the keys out to him as he eyes him. ".....Are you even....medically able to work? No concussion?"

~

Arthur snorts. "All due respect to ya, I won't hurt your bike, if that's what you're worried about. My head is fine. If I couldn't work, the boss-man here wouldn't let me within a hundred feet of the building." He took the keys in hand, finger through the ring, and swirled them a moment as he made his way back to the garage.

~

Lucifer scowls and rolls his eyes as he follows after him, tugging off his helmet and fixing his hair with a hand pass.

"Well ex-fucking-cuse me for being concerned someone who looks like a mummy is about to work on my only way of getting around."

~

Arthur didn’t seem perturbed. Annoyed customers that were a bit rough-around-the-edges weren’t uncommon in the shop. "Hey man, I get it. You're concerned for your baby." He hummed as he made his way to where the bike was resting. There were a few chairs around and when he heard the sound of creaking leather behind him, he snagged one for the guy to sit in. "I'm not judging. But I promise the shape I'm in might be rough, but it's still good." He straddled the bike to turn it on before immediately frowning.

~

Lucifer huffs and straddles one of the chairs to rest his arms on the back of the chair as he watches Arthur.

"I guess you're the expert. Still, just....I dunno, don't mess it up more."

~

Arthur's frown was still on, and he touched the metal with his real hand. "Hey. This is like... really cold? How long have you been here again? I thought you just got in."

~

Lucifer tenses just slightly and narrows his eyes.

".....Is it? Yeah I got here like, a few minutes ago but it's not like it's super-hot outside. It did just stop a ways away too, had to fucking walk it here."

~

"Yeah but if it was running for a while it shouldn't be this cold." Arthur’s expression was a thoughtful one. "That might be your problem too. I mean, the engine gets super-hot and if you don't let the bike warm up first, the metal doesn't expand to where it should. The pistons will overexpand because they get hot from the bike engine running, but the rest of the metal hasn't warmed up enough to expand first. So that affects the cylinder bores and you can end up with scuffing and maybe even seizures in--"

He had been talking, clearly invested in what he was saying, but when he glanced up at the biker, his voice dropped out.

Arthur blinked. "Uh.....seizures in. uh. that area. Which... can cause parts to break. And your oil flow might not be the best which can... cause other things to break because it's not properly... um. Warm. Enough to circulate, I mean."

~

Lucifer blinks as he listens - most of it going right over his head. He was never that great with machines like this, that was always-... that was never his own strong suit. But he tries to listen.

At least until Arthur looked at him and he raises an eyebrow at his look before scowling.

"So i just am not letting it warm up enough before driving?"

~

"Uh.... probably." Arthur saw his scowl and forced himself to look away, though he did shoot another quick glance back. "I mean. Metal is affected by temperature a lot and it can change the size and shape. So if part of the bike is super cold and part is super hot... They're built to connect together kinda perfectly. Like a 3d puzzle. But a puzzle won't go together the right way if some pieces are too small and some are too big. And these pieces move, so when they don't fit it just-- makes things mess up even more."

~

Lucifer scowls more but this time less because of Arthur and more at himself. So...he was basically ruining his bike.

"Gotcha. So.. basically parts of it are too cold while others are hot."

~

"Basically." Arthur hummed. He chanced another glance at the guy. "If the oil gets cold it doesn't move as well too. So that can muck up parts that need it if you head out too soon. And I already mentioned the other stuff. If it's running this cold? I could see that causing issues. But I'll see what broke so I can get it fixed up. That's just more a future reference kinda thing."

~

"Right. Well. Guess it's good to know to try and keep the thing from breaking down again."

Lucifer hums softly, thinking. He'd have to possibly get more layers he supposed. Annoying. But it would help hopefully...

~

"Yeah exactly." Arthur left the bike, grabbing the handle of one of the rolling toolboxes. He came back and started undoing some of the parts so he could have a look inside. "Hey uh.... can I get your name?"

~

Lucifer watches him closely, resting his chin in his hand and his elbow on the back of the chair. ".....Lucifer. And yours?"

~

"Oh-- Arthur. Arthur Kingsmen." Arthur smiled at him. "Like the name on the front. Uh... you look...familiar. Have you uh. been here in Tempo before?"

~

Lucifer raises an eyebrow and glances down at himself.

"....Pretty sure I'd be more then 'familiar' with how I look. Don't exactly have one of those faces, ya know? But no. Never been here before."

~

"Well-- i guess that's true." Arthur rubbed at his neck with a wince. "You just uh... look like someone I know. Knew. Sorry." Arthur focused on his work instead, swallowing hard.

~

Lucifer blinks in confusion and stares.

".....Well, never met anyone who looked like me while I've been traveling. Nice to know I'm not the only giant around I guess."

Lucifer hums as he watches him, frowning lightly.

~

"-- Yeah." Arthur swallowed again. "It's a bit uncanny. But yeah. I hope you like Tempo. If you're here for a bit I might suggest the pizza place in town for food? Or if you like spicy things, maybe Pepper Paradiso. It's really good. Good milkshakes, too." He only paused in offering it, given Lucifer’s look.

It... might make them sad. But they needed the money right now, too.

~

"....Thanks I suppose. Dunno how long I'll be staying. Don't really have a place to stay or much money to my name right now."

More like almost none. Hopefully he had enough to cover this but it would be close he was sure....He just hoped a part didn't need replacing that they had to order a part for.

~

"That's too bad." Arthur frowned. "Hopefully this won't take too long then. But uh-- nevermind." Arthur rubbed at his neck again with another wince, leaning into the bike.

~

"Thanks at least. I'll keep it in mind in case I do stay."

Lucifer says before frowning as he watches him.

"You sure you're doin alright?"

~

Arthur nodded. "Oh-- yeah I'm fine. Just forget I'm sore without thinking." He hummed. "No worries. Won't mess up your bike." He leaned further in. "If you do, I think there's a cheap place near here to stay. Tempo doesn't get a lot of people passing through."

~

"Yeah? Where at? I might as well look it up to see if I can actually afford it, just in case."

Lucifer says and blinks as he realizes where his gaze had been going. Well. He could at least appreciate good looking things. Even if he wouldn't say it.

~

"You have a smartphone?" Arthur asked as he worked, feeling the guy's eyes on him. He really cared about his bike being taken care of right, didn't he? "I can get you a link to their site you can check out."

~

"Yeah I do. I need to connect to your wifi though… saving data, ya know?"

He actually didn't even have data. Nor did he actually own this phone. But....the guy didn't need it anymore. So it was fine.

~

"Oh yeah." Arthur glanced over at him. "Clients get to use it, so you're good. I think the password is on that board behind you? If it's not, I'll ask Lance." He pulled off a piece of the bike, sufficiently loosened, and set it next to him on a creeper.

"Mmm.....yeah. Your bearing seized. Looks like insufficient oil lubrication. Which would make sense if it's running cold and can't circulate. Looks like the journal needs replacing. The crankshaft got too hot. And I don't think we have any in the shop right now so we'll have to order one."

~

Lucifer glances behind him and puts in the password, frowning slightly. He'd need to charge this soon… he didn't wanna fry another phone trying to charge it his own way...

"....Order one? Ah....any fucking idea of the ballpark of how much that would be?"

He grumbles, sounding angry - but not really at Arthur more just the situation.

~

If Arthur noticed he was annoyed, he didn't respond to it, focused as he was. "Mmm.... it might be a few days to a week probably?" The place we get them from is a bit aways. But It shouldn't be too long. And journals are cheaper than ball-bearings at least. I can probably get you an estimate at about.... forty, fity ish? For the part and replacing it. Since we'll have to disassemble parts of the engine."

~

Lucifer flinches. Well. That was about 30 more dollars then he had. And that included trying to get a motel room to keep up appearances...

"Well shit....since I'll be stuck in town for a while it seems....know any places that are hiring?"

~

Arthur paused, before nodding, swallowing something warm and thick. "Are you good at waiting tables? Or with bookstores...? Go to Tome Tomb or Pepper Paradiso. Tell them Arthur sent you. They're uh... some of the staff isn't available, so they could use some extra hands, I'm sure."

~

Lucifer makes a small face. That sounded like a lot of people interaction....which most jobs he supposed are. He hated having to be 'customer friendly' though.

"Guess I don't really have much fucking choice...." He grumbles to himself, glaring at his phone as the room drops a little in temperature.

~

Arthur shivered. Someone must've opened the door to let in more cold air. "Well. What kinda jobs are you good at?"

~

Lucifer thinks, trying to think of what he could say that would be believable without seeming impossible.

"Well...I'm strong as shit after taco bell, i guess?"

~

"After....taco bell?" That made Arthur look up, giving him a confused glance. Was that a weird meme he hadn’t heard? You had the power of god and anime on your side, after a crunchwrap surpreme?

"I have no idea what that means. But the restaurant might be able to put you in the back to help move boxes? Or maybe check with my uncle. He's in with some guys who do construction. So he might be able to get you on a job if he likes you."

~

"I dunno, heard it was a saying."

Lucifer says with a shrug. Not like he ever ate taco bell to fully understand exactly what that meant.

"…I could probably do construction. I guess I'll ask, see which one even works...see which one doesn't fuckin ghost me." He says with a small snicker.

~

Arthur raised an eyebrow at him, but shrugged. "Tempo is pretty small. You probably won't need to worry about that. You wanna keep your bike here in the meantime?" He hopped off with a stretch. "I can give you a lift to that motel if you want. Though if you do some work for Lance and his buddies, he might let you crash on his couch and save a few bucks."

~

Lucifer frowns as he thinks, staring down at his phone. "....yeah i guess I'll leave my bike here. And I'll see if...Lance, right? See if he has any jobs. But I'll go to the motel later."

Won't have to pretend as much if he's not staying with someone else after all.

~

Arthur nods. "Whatever floats your boat. Lance is in the main part of the building. The guy who looks like me but with a beard." Arthur hummed, pointing back towards the front where he'd first come in.

~

"Ah...short guy who was behind the counter?" Lucifer asks as he stands up, snagging his helmet to rest against his hip.

~

"Don't call him short to his face if you wanna get a job." Arthur laughed.

~

Lucifer snorts with a small smirk.  "Fair enough. Don't want to insult my possible future fucking boss."

He says with a smirk as he turns to walk back to the other room.

~

Arthur looks back at him as he heads out. He'd comment on the number of fucks the guy was giving, but he himself didn't have any. And it wasn't like Lance wasn't used to that kinda talk in his circles. "Good luck with that."

~

Lucifer waves a hand over his shoulder to let him know he heard but doesn't do much more than that. He really hoped Lance did have some sorta job so he didn't have to do…retail.

He didn't want to have to deal with almost punching another dick wads face in while working.

#msa oc #Lucifer 'Jones' #punsandfuturekingsmen #intro post #rping #ic #long post #Luci Reacts

[everlarkficexchange]

The Virgin (Social) Suicides

WRITTEN BY: @ally147writes

PROMPT 85: Katniss makes unsettling discovery that everyone in her close and extended group of friends has dated at least once and sometimes even each other. Except for her. The “late bloomer” teasing (b/c she’s never even been kissed) stings. Older boy Gale crosses paths with group, finds he shares common interests with Katniss, they get together to hunt, leads to him casually inviting her out for a real dinner date. Not feeling desire but pressure to “get it over with,” she accepts. Peeta has regrets. [submitted by @567inpanem]

NOTES: I desperately wanted to have this complete, but uni conspired against me. A million thanks to our angel mods, @xerxia31 and @javistg for holding this exchange, and allowing the extra week 😊

This is parts one-and-a-half (ish?) of a (probably?) four-part story. I won’t be posting to AO3 or anywhere else until the rest of it is complete. Parts 2, 3 and 4 are all between 30% and 75% complete already, so hopefully it won’t take me too long to wrap up.

Unbeta’d. All errors are my own.

Rated M for swears and discussions of sex (or lack thereof)

Thom and Lavinia’s engagement party is a sedate affair, which Katniss never would have guessed. Whenever Thom or Lavinia were left in charge of planning anything, it always started with them drowning themselves in cheap beer at Abernathy’s, got a bit muddy somewhere in between, and ended in a trip to the hospital for someone to get their broken wrist or dislocated shoulder set.

And once, to the police station, to face indecent exposure charges.

The doing of their mothers, Katniss supposes. (Probably a smart move, considering the alternatives; no one’s engagement party should end in a holding cell). They’re perched by the string quartet, amongst a cluster of white rose bushes, their oversized, feather-trimmed hats knock against each other’s with every exaggerated, bird-like nod and squawking laugh they release, while their husbands make awkward small-talk by the fence overlooking the golf course.

How they’re out there like that in the sun, in dark suits and all, Katniss has no idea. She dabs a napkin across her damp hairline and peels her sticky skin away from the plastic of the chair. An afternoon in the sprawling gardens of the Snow estate, when it’s pushing a hundred degrees out, isn’t exactly her idea of a good day — if she weren’t part of the bridal party, Katniss would have skipped out hours ago. Add that to the cocktail dress she all but shoved her body into and the hair that’s falling out of her braid and sticking to her glossed lips, she’s about ready to revolt.

But, she concedes, Thom’s parents are loaded up to their eyeballs, and they’ve made sure there’s free — mercifully cold — booze everywhere, so bottom’s up.

The happy couple don’t seem to mind the heat, or the change in pace too much. The groom-to-be dips his laughing bride over his arm and kisses her square on the lips, swaying along to the soft tones of the violin strings, the intimate connection between them somehow the simplest thing in the world. The scene should inspire at least a smile — she’s happy for her friends, right? But it tugs somewhere deep at Katniss instead, unrelenting and unrepentant, leaving behind an odd sort of hollowness, demanding more yet leaving her starving for… something.

“They’re sweet together, aren’t they?” says Madge as she sips her champagne.

Katniss shakes her head, but she can’t stop the nagging in her gut. “Yeah, I guess. It’s a little sickening, actually.”

“You would say that, wouldn’t you?”

“What? They’re hunting for each other’s intestines through their mouths.”

“You are absolutely disgusting.” Madge swipes a celery stick from their shared crudité platter and nibbles at it like a rabbit. “Please stop speaking.”

“I’m still not wrong.”

“I guess it is kind of funny, though,” Madge goes on, chomping through the celery. “You’d never guess he could be so doting. I mean, when I dated Thom, the nicest thing he ever did for me was give me the olives off his pizza.” She sighs and smiles an odd little smile as Katniss’ hand freezes with a cherry tomato halfway to her mouth. “I guess it really does change everything when you meet the right person.”

“Wait, wait, wait.” She drops the tomato, and it bounces off the table and lands on the floor, where someone will slip on it later, probably her. “You dated Thom? As in, Thom, Thom?”

Madge arches a plucked brow. “Well, yeah, a while ago now, not long after we first started college. Well before Lav was in the picture, if that’s what you’re worried about. I thought you knew about it; we were all friends then.”

Katniss frowns and tries to dredge the memory — what would Thom have looked like then? Was this during his mohawk days, or after? “For how long?”

Madge quirks her head to the side, and not a single strand falls out of her intricate up-do. “I don’t know. A few months, maybe? Not a long time.”

Katniss taps her index finger — unadorned with polish, to Prim’s everlasting dismay — against the pristine surface of the timber table. “Is it… weird? Being friends with him now, I mean?”

Madge laughs. “Kat, if it was weird to hang out with someone I’d dated before, I’d have to find a whole new group of friends.”

“Why?” Madge smiles that weird little smile again, and the urge to slap it off is overwhelming. “How many of them have you gone out with?”

“Uh…? Let’s see.” Madge counts them off on her fingers, like there’s a real need to keep track of them. “Thom, Darius, Gloss. Leevy a couple of times, too, but that was over pretty much as soon as it started. Oh, and Peeta once, as well.”

Katniss chokes on a piece of cucumber. Oh, god. “Peeta, too?”

“Yeah. What’s the matter, Katniss?” Madge flashes another grin as Katniss knocks back a hearty sip of her drink. “Jealous?”

“No!” she exclaims. But without even meaning to, she finds Peeta across the courtyard, where he’s entertaining Lavinia’s many nieces and nephews with embarrassing Dad-style magic tricks. The sleeves of his starched, pale blue dress shirt are pushed up around his elbows, and there’s a rogue curl stuck with sweat against his forehead. He meets her eyes and smiles at her, as warm and tangible as a touch. Her cheeks flood with heat and she tears her gaze away. God, it’s like they’re in school all over again.

Madge shoots a grin Katniss can only describe as shit-eating, and it’s all she can do not to throw her remaining champagne in Madge’s face.

“No, of course you’re not,” Madge says, like she’s talking down a screaming child. “That would mean you had a soul or something.”

There’s nothing she can say now that wouldn’t incriminate her further. Katniss turns to the dripping glass of ice water at her elbow and drains it.

“Well…” she says, once she’s certain the nuclear blush on her cheeks is under control. “Why’d you only go out with him once?”

Madge smiles that stupid little smile again. The secret one Katniss has no insight to or context for.

“Peeta’s… very sweet. He’ll make the girl he’s got his eye on extremely happy.”

The words are innocuous, but something in Katniss seizes urgently. “Peeta’s got someone in mind?”

Madge nods and adds solemnly, “Has done for years now.”

“Years?” There’s no good reason why this information should make her want to break something. None at all. “Why won’t he make a move?”

Madge snorts, and the sound is weird coming out of someone so refined. “Honestly?” she says, as she flags down a waiter for another class of champagne. “I’d say he’s terrified. The girl isn’t exactly one who’ll take his declaration with open arms.”

She shouldn’t — she knows she doesn’t want to — but she prods anyway. “You know who she is?”

“She was pretty much the basis of our one and only date. He didn’t think he had a chance, needed someone to wallow with, that sort of thing.” Madge smiles a dreamy sort of smile and tips her eyes closed. “God, we got so drunk.”

“…And?”

“I’m not going to tell you!” Madge nudges her with her bony elbow, but the effect is ruined by the draping, bell-sleeves of Madge’s deep-aubergine dress. “Ask him yourself if you’re that curious.”

Yeah, there’s not a prayer in hell of that happening.

“So,” Katniss says instead. “Have our friends always been so… incestuous?”

Madge rolls her eyes and, for the first time since this awkward line of questioning began, looks vaguely annoyed. “Katniss, what’s the problem? I’m pretty sure Annie and Finnick are the only other completely monogamous people we know. Johanna’s dated pretty much everyone, too. Cato made the rounds too, before he got his shit together with Clove. Darius dated Lavinia, too, when he and Thom were roommates. That’s how she met Thom in the first place.”

“So… yes?”

Madge laughs and sighs at the same time. “It’s people in their mid-twenties being people in their mid-twenties. Honestly, I’m surprised you never noticed before — it’s not like Johanna’s discreet about it or anything — but I guess you’ve always been a bit…”

“A bit what?”

“A bit… I don’t know… pure, I guess?”

“Pure?” She spits the word out like poison and leaves it in the air.

Madge pats her arm. “There’s nothing wrong with pure, Kat. It’s just… we’re twenty-five now, you know? You don’t need to be so embarrassed about anyone else’s love life. Hell, maybe we should get you a nice date of your own, so you’ve got something else to focus on.”

Heat crawls up her chest and settles in her face. Her fancy cocktail dress feels way too small and way too hot.

“Uh…”

“Kat…”

“… Yeah?”

“You have gone on a date before, haven’t you?”

“I… uh… no?”

She’s not sure why it comes out as a question. She sure knows about her complete and total lack of love life; no need to have other people confirming it for her.

Madge’s jaw drops. “You’re kidding.”

“Why would I joke about that?” she retorts. “And we’ve been friends for how long, now? How didn’t you notice?”

“I don’t know! It’s just that…” She scrutinises Katniss like she’s a wayward science experiment. “Really?”

Katniss rolls her eyes. “Yes, Madge. Really.”

“Not even in college? No one? Nothing?”

“Is it so hard to believe?” Katniss snaps. “No, Madge. I have never, not once, ever gone on a date.”

 “Well, you’ve… you’ve at least had sex before, right?”

Heat fills her cheeks until she’s sure she’s about to melt from the pain of it all, though she’s got no idea why it embarrasses her so much. It’s normal, right? Or normal-ish, at least. And it’s not like she planned on it happening. Or not happening. Whatever.

Her virginity isn’t some sacred, precious jewel she’s carting around in a bubble wrap-lined basket. And it’s not something she’s hoarding, just so she can get down on bended knee and present it to The Right Guy when The Right Moment comes along. It’s not a personal choice, a feminist statement or even a religious one. The opportunity to do so just hasn’t… come up, so to speak.

And it’s fine. She guesses. Most of the time, it doesn’t even bother her. She’s had enough going on in her life that it isn’t something she’s missed, or even had time for. And it’s not like she’d be any good at any of it, anyway. The hand-holding. The intimacy. The kisses.

The sex.

The mere idea almost makes her shudder. She’d suck. And not in the sexy way.

It might be nice. Maybe. One day. When she’s good and ready to make it happen.

Until then, though…

“Uh…”

Madge’s bright blue eyes blow wide. “Katniss!” she shrieks.

A hundred people turn and stare at them, Peeta included, not even slightly helping her blush to fade faster.

“For the love of God, Madge, would you keep it down?” Katniss swats at Madge’s arm and hisses down at the table, “No, I’ve never done… anything.”

Madge lowers her voice to a harsh whisper. “Not even kissed?”

Right on cue, Thom kisses Lavinia again, long enough for it to get awkward. Katniss scowls and looks away. “No, Madge,” she mumbles. “Not even kissed. Or held hands. Or hugged or by someone who wasn’t an immediate family member.”

“What about yourself? Do you masturbate?”

“Fucking hell, Madge, really?”

“Okay, sorry. I just…” Madge gives a tight laugh and shakes her head. “I… You cannot be serious right now.”

“What part of this is so hard to believe?”

“I don’t know. I mean, you’re gorgeous, for one. A great person, kind, generous, brave, loyal to a fault. Anyone would be lucky, you know?”

Katniss snorts and drags a carrot stick through a warm bowl of hummus. Why couldn’t they have held the party indoors, like normal people? Yeah, maybe she’d still be getting the third degree, but at least the condiments might be cold. “Yeah, no. I don’t think so.”

“Well,” Madge starts, leaning in so they’re a hairsbreadth apart. “Have you ever… you know, wanted to?”

There’s no right way to answer that question. If she says yes, she’s as doomed as if she answers no. “I don’t know. Maybe?”

“Are you…” Madge stops, starts, opens and closes her mouth like a fish blowing bubbles. “Have you ever thought that you might be ace or something?” She holds up her hands and all but yells before Katniss can say anything, “Not that there’s… it doesn’t matter if you are or anything like that, I just thought… maybe you’re —”

“— No,” Katniss cuts in, before Madge can hurt herself. “I’ve had… you know, crushes and stuff before, I’ve just never been in a relationship, and I wouldn’t have rejected one if it came along.” She shrugs. “It just never did, and I’m okay with that.”

But, is she? God, and she’s always thought of herself as an enlightened, modern, don’t-need-no-man sort of woman, too.

“Honestly, Kat? You’ve probably been hit on a thousand times, but it never registered in your head that it was even happening to you.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Just that… I don’t think you’re aware of the effect you have on people, that’s all.”

Katniss frowns at the wilting crudité platter. “You’re making me sound like a heartless bitch.”

Madge rolls her eyes. “Of course, you’re not a heartless bitch. I’m just saying you should… I don’t know… open your eyes a little, take a second look, you know? Someone might really surprise you one day.”

Again — completely against her will, she swears — she finds Peeta across the courtyard. This time, he doesn’t look up from pulling a coin from a little girl’s ear. “I’ll think about it.”

“You definitely won’t, but I’ll give you a pass for tonight.”

Katniss cringes. “You’re not going to make it your mission to get me laid, are you?”

“This isn’t a shitty eighties movie, Katniss,” Madge says as she pushes her seat away from the table and stands on her ridiculous four-inch heels. “So, no. I’m not going to try and get you laid. Now, let’s go dance or something; it’s a party, for God’s sake.”

XXX

The next time they’re all together, at a reasonable temperature and in normal clothes, Katniss surveys her friends with a strange, acute sense of awareness she didn’t possess before. Annie perched on Finnick’s lap, feeding him pretzels like coins in a slot machine; Cato and Clove with their arms wrapped around each other so tight it looks like it should hurt; Johanna and Bristel with their tongues so far down each other’s throats that they’re probably going to leave and do God knows what before their next round arrives. All of them know a sort of intimacy Katniss can’t even begin to fathom. All of them… except her.

And it’s… weird. Like she’s on the outside of a joke that’s been going on for years.

How are they all still friends? How is it all so… natural for them? Granted, it’s not like she’s got any insight to what’s going on in their brains, but it must be awkward on some level, mustn’t it? How can you share so much of yourself with one person, then pretend like it never happened? And then, how can you do it with four or five or maybe even more of the people you hang out with the most? Katniss can’t wrap her mind around any of it.

Only Peeta, sitting beside her, seems to notice her out-of-body experience.

He nudges her ankle with his foot beneath the table and leans in to whisper, “Are you all right, Katniss?”

She shivers at the warmth and scent of him, of cinnamon and dill and all kinds of other delicious things. He’s never smelled bad in all the time she’s known him. “Yeah. Just, uh… weird day.” She tips back her gin and tonic and almost chokes on it.

He nods, thoughtful, and takes another sip of his own drink, the only one he’ll have for the whole night. “That sucks,” he says, and she can tell he means it, too. He smiles, and another shiver races through her. “Wanna talk about it?”

She shakes her head. “It’s nothing. Just the usual.”

“Another drink, then?”

“I think I’m done for the night, but thanks.”

He shrugs and takes another sip. “No problem.”

“Hey… is it true you dated Madge?” She wants to punch herself in the face as soon as the words leave her mouth.

He almost spits out his drink. “What?” He coughs and thumps his chest with his fist. “She told you about that?”

“She just mentioned it. I had no idea.”

“It was… uh, a while ago.” He drags a hand through his curls and surveys her with something almost like worry. “What else did she tell you?”

“Not much. Just that you guys went out a couple of times —”

“— Once,” Peeta cuts in, a tendon in his jaw twitching. “We went out once. Years ago.”

“All right.” She holds up her hands in surrender. “Sorry for mentioning it.”

“No, Katniss —” He breaks off with a sigh and twirls the last of his beer around in the bottle. “Yeah, Madge and I went out. It wasn’t a big deal. We were both dealing with… I don’t know, shitty personal lives, I guess?”

“Madge said it was to forget a girl.”

Jesus fucking Christ, would someone please, please, cut out her tongue?

“I… uh…” He chugs back the rest of his beer in one feel swoop. Awesome, now he doesn’t have to watch her tear at her hair. “I guess it was kind of like that. I think Madge had just stopped seeing that Blight guy? It was… a while ago, that’s for sure.” He looks at her critically. “Why do you ask?”

She lifts one shoulder in a half-shrug. “I don’t know. Just, she mentioned it and I was… curious, I guess.”

His lips quirk into a hint of a smile. “Curious about what, Katniss?”

Yeah, her brain taunts her. Curious about what, Katniss?

Even if she knew, she’s got no clue how to go about admitting it to Peeta, of all people.

“I don’t know,” she mumbles at her empty glass. “Nothing, I guess.”

Now, the concern is back full-force. “You sure?”

Not really, but she’s not so sure why or what or how anymore. “Yeah. I’m sure. But I think I’ll take that drink now, if you’re still offering.”

He flags down the nearest server and says, “Yeah. I think I might, too.”

#Springtime Edition 2019 #submission #ally147writes #Prompt 85 #567inpanem

[kestrelsarethebestrels]

Employer termination.

-PART 1-

It wasn’t easy at first.

Not the part that involves eating people, of course. Alex had no qualms about that. He wasn’t burdened by things like “morals” and “ethics,” and that silly thing called “introspection.” No, it was the process of taking them apart and storing the pieces which he found difficult. Oh, and of course - getting the bodies in the first place. After the aggression of the initial avian assault, the store had been nearly picked clean and there weren’t a whole lot of surviving humans.

There was one single advantage in his possession. Intelligence? Nope. Skills? Naw. It was the element of surprise. That was assisted by arrows. Lots of them (fletched by the other employees). Oh, and the pocketknives, of which he had pocketed a few for himself in the before-times. From time to time he reminisced about the particularly gruesome ones, which were intentionally coworkers he had deeply despised. Like Gary, for instance. Always bossing him around, that son of a bitch. Thought he was way better at being a bow technician, just because he knew how to properly tune a bow and cared, for some stupid reason, about customer service. You’re not my real boss! he often angrily thought, when Alex’s mistakes were pointed out to him.

Well, he took care of Gary first, that quiet old man. That one was rather messy, but the goal of the inaugural kill was to make a statement, not to keep it simple. It terrified the others, but at that point Alex had already stockpiled any usable weapons and had trapped the rest in the conference room. From then on, the order was his immediate boss, the owner, and then anyone else on a whim. 

Preparing them was also an ordeal, as Alex had never once cooked in his life, unless you count putting a frozen pizza in the oven as cooking. He had burned that the first four times in his life too, but he got the hang of it eventually. The grill at the 4U Cafe should have been simple to operate, but he had spent the better part of a day trying to light the flame. Imagine a man desperately flailing a mini Bic lighter around what he thought was the flame source, but was in fact just the edge of a grate. That was the scene about three hours into his struggle. Two hours after that, it finally occurred to him that he had never turned on the gas in the first place. He still considered that an overwhelming success. There was a bunch of leftover onion ring breading in the kitchen storage room, and being a good ol’ boy from the land of fried foods, he created his own version of deep frying the meat. Serve that up with a side of decade-old expired ketchup, of which there were gallons in the kitchen, and voila. It’s a hell of a wonder he never got scurvy, but thanks to Gary’s immense stash of Emergen-C packets, the minimum amount of sustenance was just barely achieved. For shits and giggles, he had even tried deep frying brains. It turned out pretty good, in his opinion. (Remember, this is the same guy who thinks frozen pizza is the height of culinary mastery.) He liked to pretend he was a zombie whenever he got to those pieces, which was always saved for last.

He savored (both literally and figuratively) in the fact that he had finally proven himself to be an alpha male by being the last survivor at H&H. He didn’t miss anyone, sentimentally speaking, after the apocalypse started. Friends were far and few in between before that, anyways. Alex incorrectly chalked that up to the idea that mere mortals were intimidated by him. Men envied his souped-up super duty F250 and camo everything, and women were… well, he didn’t know anything about women, so anyone who didn’t respond to his creepy Tinder messages (which was all of them) was definitely a bitch. Everyone else outside of that gender binary didn’t exist, or else they were “goin’ straight to hell,” as he liked to remark to anyone who’d listen.

As for the birds, he took the hero’s route and bravely stayed indoors almost the entire time, only venturing out to find fresh water and pilfer dry ice from the businesses up near MacArthur and 29th. Dry ice - why, you ask? Well, that walk-in freezer had to stay cold somehow. What with all the body parts and such.

Except now, in early 2042, the people-food had run its course (pun totally intended). Occasionally he was able to lure down a highly dull and unintelligent bird to the front entrance and shoot it with his bow (missing his mark about half the time, arrows sent clattering over the parking lot asphalt), but in his attempt to prove his dominance over all of god’s creatures, he opted to use broadheads. There wasn’t a whole lot left that was edible after that, but goddamn did he feel good after a good bird kill. Revenge, he thought. Revenge for the humans (though, again, “humans” defined a universe that included himself and himself only). Eventually he ran out of functioning broadheads, which slowed that food source to a trickle as well. It turns out that missing your target and hitting the concrete sidewalk or parking lot surface really messes with the integrity of the arrow. Who would’ve thought?

Anyways, he was running out of ideas, flesh, and also vitamin C packets. On one cold morning, he woke up as usual (fatigued and cranky as all get out). He shuffled slowly, bundled up in other people’s jackets, exited the warmer interior room and made his way towards the cafe for the very few morsels that were left of his last victim, a pathetically obese bluejay that had gorged itself on too many rancid leftovers from the nearby Denny’s. His bulky elbow caught a stack of decaying papers on the shop counter, which fluttered disorganizedly to the ground (is there any other way for paper to fall to the floor?). Something caught his eye. An invoice? Painstakingly, he bent down to pick it up.

JASON MILLER - INVICTA 37 SVX PINK SATIN FINISH #3 MOD SET

Hah. Jason Miller. He vaguely remembered that name as being attached to a fussy asshole who was constantly pestering him about the “status” of his order. Like he cared. Looks like Chris was the one who placed this order. Chris: former manager, also formerly alive. His current position was now part of a haphazardly balanced pile of bones behind the cash register.

The journey to the cafe would have to be interrupted for now. He gripped the invoice tightly with a sense of anticipation. Alex knew there was a giant stack of boxes that had arrived from Hoyt, Mathews, and Elite in the back room, and he was pretty sure those people were still waiting to pick them up (deceased status pending). If he knew anything about statistics, his confidence in that information would have been within a 95% confidence interval, because after failing all of his other responsibilities, it had been his sole job to contact those people to let them know that their orders had arrived. This task, like most other things, was consistently shirked as well.

He mustered his last few brain cells and remaining muscle mass and awkwardly sprinted to the back room, if you could call it a sprint. He ran a pen, as a pointer, from top to bottom of the stack of cardboard boxes… slowly… slowly… there it was. The Invicta. He silently congratulated himself, as usual, and quickly returned to the main shop.

It had been a long while since he had used the landline, seeing as how he had no friends to check up on. A tone immediately greeted him upon picking up the phone, much to his relief. He located the phone number on the invoice from earlier, rehearsed a few lines beforehand, and then made the call. Shockingly, the person on the other end responded.

Cool.

Now the plan had been set in motion. It was time to play the waiting game…

-PART 2-

He couldn’t stop marveling at his good fortune. He also couldn’t stop laughing, either, but that was a side effect of the starvation delirium. While that chump in the back room was getting excited over his new bow, Alex silently retrieved one of his own, which had been hidden earlier behind the counter. Pushing aside an assorted mix of Gary and Chris to grab an arrow, he loaded up his second-to-last broadhead and stayed low. No sense in alerting the other guy right now, who was probably still futzing around back there. He closed his eyes, gripped the bow, and attempted to wish the hunger pangs away. The anticipation was too strong. With his index-trigger release already attached to the string, Alex peered from behind the shelves and into the backroom to catch a glimpse of his next meal.

Shit. Where’d he go?

“You lookin’ for someone?”

Now standing, he frantically searched for the source of the sound and was blinded (again) by that stupidly bright flashlight beam. With the last of his strength, he drew back the bow. It came back down. Too weak that time. He drew back the bow... nope. Still needed more force to get all the way to full draw. All right, this time for real… he drew back the bow and once again failed to overcome the peak draw weight.

“Struggling a little there?”

Ah, that fucker was taunting him. Alex had no reply - speaking drained too much energy. He could mutter crazily, though, and he sure did. Exasperated, he angrily drew back the bow one more time and his own shoddy workmanship failed him. 

A great shattering noise was followed by a clattering of pieces. In his enthusiasm, Alex had torqued the bow while drawing it, de-aligning the strings (which he had never waxed) and popping the main cable right off of the cams. He blankly and pathetically stared at the only thing that remained in his hand, the compound’s riser. (The moral of this story: don’t shoot a PSE. Just kidding.)

The other voice spoke. “Wow. I almost feel sorry for you. Almost.” He heard the subtle click of another bow being pulled to full draw. “I’ve been wanting to say this for a long time, and I mean this in the most genuine way -

Alex, you’re the worst.”

In a final moment of brief clarity, right before Jason’s fixed-blade arrow passed through his skull, a thought occurred to him for the first and certainly last time in his life: Oh. I fucked up.

-PART 3-

It wasn’t that hard, in the end. A 20-yard shot, Jason guessed. He was pretty close, too - the other man was just shy of 22. 

The bit that tipped him off was the sudden quietness from the main room. Very suspicious. By then, Jason had already tied a d-loop onto the Invicta and threw on an arrow rest. No sense in dilly dallying while ol’ Hannibal was still out there. His camping pack had included a whole bunch of archery tools. Added some extra weight to his already hefty bags, but it was worth it. And he packed arrows. All of them, but especially the hunting arrows.

Jason didn’t take too kindly to people-eaters. He made sure to double-tap too, just in case. 

He kicked one foot for a response. Nothing. Dug his foot into the shoulder. Still nothing. Kneeled down to check the carotid artery… no pulse. And since this isn’t a zombie story, it’s safe to say the guy on the floor was now totally, comprehensively, holistically, well-n-good dead.

After loading up on more tools from the shop, he made his way back to the entrance and took one final glance towards the dark, haunted western corner of H&H. This time, he wasn’t leaving empty-handed. The gorgeous and garishly pink bow would turn some heads, to be sure, but most likely they’d be heads with beaks on them, and maybe now they’d leave him alone for a while longer. He sighed deeply, this time with satisfaction.

It had been a good goddamn day.

[justatouchofanxiety-blog]

Mod connor says "camping and tree bros"

Ask and you shall receive!-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-"I can't believe I let you drag me into this."Connor grumbled lightly as he followed Evan through a weaving dirt trail of branches and stones. He was miserable. His legs hurt, he was carrying a total of three (full, mind you) bags at once, and he had just gotten over a cold. He had wanted to spend his weekend resting and watching TV, or whatever a normal eighteen year old outcast did, but instead he was being dragged to some stupid camping trip. Curse Evan and his manipulative ways. Still though, the shorter blonde seemed to be enjoying himself. He kept humming softly as he walked, keeping his eyes mainly trained on the tree-tops. He occasionally would stop at a tree, mumbling something under his breath. It was usually along the lines of "fascinating" or something like that. Although Connor was pretty sure that he had heard Evan call a tree "girl" once, like it was a car. Connor stifled an annoyed sigh and instead trained his eyes on the back of his boyfriend's shirt, making an effort not to trip over the debris on the dirt path. The usually well-prepared boy hadn't anticipated the cold weather that day, and had arrived at the beginning of the trail shivering violently and half-dead (even though it was only around forty degrees). Connor had ended up giving him his signature black hoodie, which was too big on Evan. The result was the sleeves hanging limply over his hands, and Connor would be lying if he said he didn't die a little inside right then and there. An eager tugging on Connor's shirt snapped him out of his not-so-distant flashback. "We're here!" Connor looked around. It was just... A clearing? Nothing more than a flat circle of dirt surrounded by trees. Evan walked out into the middle of the clearing, turning around slowly as he walked. He gazed at the trees around them with an excited glint in his eyes. It vaguely reminded Connor of a little kid on Christmas morning. He set down the camping bags, groaning slightly and stretching his arms above his head. "We walked two miles for this?" Evan's murky green eyes pinned on Connor, and he quirked an eyebrow, a small smile tugging at his lips. "What did you expect? A resort?" Connor crossed his arms, glaring daggers at Evan. But the shorter boy was relentless. "Oh come on, don't start pouting. I'm sure we can find a few forest animals to give you a facial. Maybe a bear or something!" Connor bit back a stinging reply and instead got to work setting up the tent, ignoring any conversation Evan tried to make with him. Maybe he was overreacting, but in his mind it was justified. After a long uncomfortable silence, he was finally beginning to calm down just a bit. He tensed up when he felt arms wrap around his neck."Hey, are you mad at me?" Connor narrowed his eyes slightly, not bothering to look behind him. "No, why wouldn't I be totally cool with you acting like Jared?" He heard a choked noise behind him, and a grin ghosted his face before disappearing. "Oh dear God he's rubbing off on me." A pause. "So i'll take that as a yes... Well, if it means anything, i'm sorry. I forgot you were sensitive to that kinda stuff... Forgive me?" Connor let out a sigh and turned around. Oh damn it no no no- Evan was doing that stupid puppy eye thing he always did. That was his way of getting what he wanted from Connor. He couldn't look away, now that Evan's eyes were locked on his. He snorted. "No way, you were an assho-" His words were cut short by a pair of lips against his. His hands drifted around in the air uncertainly, until they came to rest on Evan's back. He sighed into the kiss and pulled the smaller boy against him, hands traveling up his back, until eventually his fingers tangled themselves in Evan's hair. Connor hadn't really noticed how soft Evan's hair was until now. Eventually, much to Connor's dismay, Evan pulled away, smiling and resting his head against his. "How about now?" Connor furrowed his eyebrows at him, but couldn't for the life of him conjure up any grudge towards Evan. He sighed and leaned forward so Evan was against his shoulder, and laced their fingers together. "You take advantage of my feelings for you, Hansen." He felt the blonde's body shake slightly with laughter. "I won't deny it. Now come on, camping really isn't so bad. You've just had a bad first impression. I promise this will be fun." However, Evan spoke to soon, because at that moment, a spider decided to drop from one of the trees and right onto Connor's lap. His shriek rang throughout the forest. Needless to say, Evan had never laughed harder in his life. Maybe next time they should order a pizza and watch Netflix like a normal couple. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=Agh, this turned out better than I expected. I see in a lot of fics that Evan is a stuttering mess around his school-shooter boyfriend. I on the other hand head canon that Evan can actually be casual and even playful with people he gets close to. Jared isn't exactly a good example of this though, considering their strained friendship...Anyways, I hope you liked this!

[fatphobiabusters]

Quote:

(Content Warning: fat-shaming)

“Why are you so fat?”

It’s a question I’ve been asked on and off for about twenty years. At times, by bullies. At others, by friends and family.

It’s also a question I’ve had myriad responses to, depending on the state of my body image and my all-around levels of not-hating-myself.

Maybe I was born a cherub of sorts who never grew out of it.

My mom did love her cottage cheese when I was womb-bound, after all. My Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome also messes with my hormone levels pretty intensely and contributes to ease of weight gain and difficulty of weight loss.

Plus, I have an inherently slow metabolism. And did you know that most of my dad’s side of the family is or has been fat? We’re naturally big-boned. It’s genetics, bro!

I don’t doubt or challenge the validity of these reasons for a lot of people, to the exclusion of the cherub thing, perhaps. There are uncountable contributors to one’s weight, many of which extend far beyond what’s going on inside our bodies.

That food prices are rising – while “healthy” foods have always been more expensive anyway – is undeniable, leading to more fatness in lower-income families than higher-income ones.

The intersection of “obesity” and class? Yeah, it’s very real.

Also real? Our oft-utter lack of understanding for what constitutes a healthy meal or a healthy body in the first place.

There are also a lot of reasons I’m fat. But the truth is that these days, I’m mostly fat because I want to be.

Cue audible gasping.

Like most baby-fats, I was taught to be a good fatty pretty early on – like, from the moment a very young, third-grade me had to start shopping in the women’s section because kids’ clothing no longer fit.

I was taught to strive towards “positive” change, because the construction of thinness as inherently healthier, prettier, and more tolerable was ingrained in every person I had ever known.

I was taught to make an effort in gym class so that I didn’t seem undisciplined. While my friends had high-calorie Lunchables or pocket money for cafeteria pizza, I was forced to eat raw vegetables and low-calorie cold cuts inside whole grain bread.

As an adult, however, and in no small part thanks to immersing myself in people’s work concerning fat positivity and radical body politics overall, I’ve realized a simple truth: My existence, and the appearance of the body accompanying that existence, never needs to be justified.

The good fatty trope – the one that tells us we need to shrink, to say sorry for our rolls, to feel guilty, to self-loathe – arguably lives to sell us shit.

Hello, weight-loss supplements, diet culture domination, and an idea of empowerment built purely on fat-shaming that separates “good” bodies from “bad” ones and gets us all closer to the goal of aesthetic homogenization, because who the hell would ever want a muffin top anyway?

It’s me, though. I want a muffin top. And I’m pretty damn tired of pretending otherwise in order to make anyone else feel less uncomfortable about being in my presence.

But whether you are a fat person who wants your muffin top or not isn’t really what I want to debate: What I want to debate is the notion that you need to apologize or hide it.

You don’t need to constantly work towards being smaller or convincing everyone around that that you at least want to be smaller. You can defy the good fatty trope.

And here are some ways to do just that.

End Quote.

-Mod Bella

#link #Bella Blogs #formerly mod v #fat acceptance movement #fat acceptance #fat activism #fat feminism #fat liberation #queued post

[gemsonacritiquehub]

(picture made by @pyromorphite-ur12)

I’m not sure what the other image is for? Is that supposed to be White Diamond? Try not to send us images that has nothing to do with the submission. 

She just looks like Peridot with a longer face and there’s no reason for it. Not to mention, with the personality description you gave us, she doesn’t really look the part. You say she gets angry easily, but is also kind. Where’s that contrast? What I see here is someone who’s mellow, laid back, and a little snide. The design gives us the wrong impression of your character and that’s a huge problem. The point of character design is to give others a first impression of what your character is like. You don’t give us much to work with, but if those personality traits are a core part of Fluorite, then this is what I recommend you do. Use less rounded shapes and give her plenty more sharper shapes. So instead of the smooth hair you have, make it more wild and pointed. Give her a more aggressive pose or facial expression. But at the same time, it should avoid Peridot’s design. To do this, I’d give her a square or rectangle head shape. You mentioned Fluorite is a scout, shouldn’t she be more muscular for her job? Or at least more muscular around the legs since she’d need to run and gather information. This isn’t me saying you should get rid of round shapes, but I’d have a nice mix of the two to show that contrast in personality.

Why does she have yellow skin if her gem is entirely purple? It’s been stated by the creators that a gem’s skin tone should match their gem. The best way to fix this is adding yellow to the gem. However, it might also benefit you in losing the yellow all together and stick to purple colors. And speaking of the skintone, I’m not sure why she has spots all over her skin. They conflict with the purple on her suit and half-hazardly placed all over her skin. It reminds me more of atlantisite than fluorite. I’d get rid of them, but if you want to keep them, change the color and give the spots a reasonable pattern. Dulling their color would also help. For her outfit, I’d give her some kind of shoes or boots: the bottom half of her design feels incredibly plain. Having shoes would give a better sense of her occupation too. As a matter of fact, I’d show more skin around the kneecap area. She could look more sporty/like a fitness runner which would further sell her occupation to others. I also feel like she should lose the V-collar/sleeves. Fluorite having a sleeveless suit with no neckline would benefit the design more. I’d also say either lose the visor or make it purple because the yellow doesn’t work. 

-Mod Sardonyx

Name:Fluorite  Nickname:She doesn’t have. Gem type:Fluorite. Gem location:Forehead.

A forehead placement doesn’t suit her. Not just because she looks like a peridot clone, but her personality doesn’t fit it. Because of how flexible her personality is, a shoulder or leg placement (the latter works better because she’s a scout). A hand placement could work as well because she’s obsessive. -Mod Sardonyx

Dance style:American tap. Origin:She was made on homeworld 1000 years before the gem war.She was made for pink moissanite. Height:It’s a little more taller than peridot. Personality:It’s a little obsessive with human stuff,she can get angry easily.After all,she can be very kind when no one expects it.

I find it odd that you mention this Pink Moissanite once in the entire submission, yet they sound like they have a lot of importance in Fluorite’s life. I’ll get into more depth with that later (as it ties with another problem). What impression I’m getting from Fluorite, personality wise, is that she’s pretty detestable, but is capable of showing kindness every now and then. I’m not sure if it’s your intention of making her unlikable. There’s a lot that’s missing here. You gave us a very vague, but incomplete description of your character. How and why is she obsessive? Does she get attached to the items very easily? What’s the connection? She gets angry very easily, why? Is she abnormally sensitive to others because she lacks trust? Was she deprived of social interaction for so long it made her irritable? Or is it for another reason? And how can she be “very kind when no one expects it?” Where are the examples of her showing kindness to others? Why would she be kind? You see how I’m asking so many questions about how Fluorite interacts with others and her environment? There’s a lot missing from this. Elaborating and expanding your ideas could help build a stronger character. 

-Mod Sardonyx

Weapons: n/a Abilities: crystallokinesis,she can craft/made weapons with her gem;also her ability too is enchanted speed like sapphire,and when she gets angry she can change of sice her spots.

I can get her having enhanced speed because she’s a scout, but where does the ice abilities come from? What’s the purpose or reason for her (and by extension her species) need ice for? Going on with that, what’s the reason for her spots to change when she’s angry? How is it necessary to her role? Most of Fluorite’s abilities don’t really match up with her character well. Since you used her as an example, let’s look at Sapphire’s abilities and see how they connect with her character. Sapphire’s future vision has made it hard for her to express her emotions and appear cold and distant to others. This is because she already sees the issue being resolved so she acts very passively. Sapphire’s ice abilities come from that “coldness”. Not to mention, when Sapphire panics, she literally freezes up. You can make sense of Sapphire’s abilities because there are visible connections. They have purpose. Try doing that with Fluorite and her abilities. To me, it would make sense for Fluorite to produce heat like ruby because of her enhanced speed and short temper. I think the spot changing could be its own thing, but I don’t find it necessary. I feel like it could have some purpose with camouflage, however those colors won’t work for that. I think that’s me being nitpicky, though. 

-Mod Sardonyx

Pronouns:She/her  Romantic orientation:she doesn’t have. Likes:Eat toothpaste,pizza,ice cream and coal. Dislikes:All about nature in planet earth. Streights:She can be very fast in fight,and she can withstand in cold temperatures. Weakness:She’s allergic to the pumpkin.

Same issues with the personality, what’s the connection or reason to like and dislike those things? Why doesn’t she like nature on Earth? Does she only like the technology side of Earth (which would be weird since it’s far more primitive than Homeworld’s. But then again, that would be an interesting look into Why does she like eating toothpaste and coal? She seems to have a mix choice in taste so I can’t really tell if she has a preference or she just likes to shove things in her mouth. Again, a clear explanation would help the confusion. And I’m sorry, but her having an allergy to pumpkin isn’t a good weakness. Not to mention, can gems even have allergies? Their bodies don’t function the same way as humans do. I think that would be an interesting idea to explore. However, Fluorite needs proper weaknesses, both physical and emotionally. Same goes for her strengths, but it’s a little better. Her speed is a reasonable strength. Her withstanding cold temperatures isn’t because gems don’t get cold. We’ve seen the Crystal Gems in snowy climates without the need to wear warm clothing (I mean Pearl walks around in a sleeveless leotard in the Great North and she was fine). Also, I can’t seem to find the interview or link, but someone on Crewniverse mentioned gems can’t get cold. Anyway, Fluorite’s short temper and obsessiveness are some good weaknesses. I can also imagine her not having any reasonable defense because she would focus more on dodging. What emotional strengths would Fluorite have? Her kindness could be one of them if you explore the trait. Try to think about what areas Fluorite could have the most advantages as well as where she’s weak against.

-Mod Sardonyx

Backstory:When the war began,fluorite was sent to earth,to fought as a scout,but jasper shattered her squad,poofed her,and thousands of years ago was found by lapis and peridot.

Much like everything else, this part is very vague and lackluster. Not to mention it’s very confusing. First off, let me pick up where I left off. What is Fluorite’s connection to Pink Moissanite? She was made for this gem, wouldn’t they have a particularly important role in her life? What is Pink Moissanite’s role on Homeworld that they would need gems made for them? What was Fluorite’s relationship with them? In fact, what was Fluorite’s life like before the war? She is a scout I’m sure she would have previous missions. Did Fluorite have any friends? Enemies? She fought for Homeworld (presumably) so how does she feel about it now? Does she still want to go back or would she rather stay on Earth? Would she have any lingering hatred for the planet besides nature? How does she feel about the Crystal Gems? Was Fluorite loyal to Homewolrd? How about Pink Moissanite? Also, how close was Fluorite to her squad? Was she their leader? Was their any fluorites she had trouble with? What’s her history with them? I’m asking so many questions again because there are so many holes in this story.

And speaking of holes, the biggest and confusing thing about this is with Jasper. Why would Jasper shatter her entire squad? Aren’t they all fighting on the same side? What reason would Jasper have to destroy them, but only spare Fluorite? Wouldn’t she have shattered her too? I was thinking at first it was an accident, but how would Jasper do that exactly? Not to mention, what happened to Fluorite’s gem after it poofed? I would think she’d regenerate at some point. Was she bubbled? If not, wouldn’t she have been corrupted if her gem stayed there? Much less, wouldn’t someone had come along and either confiscated her gem or broke it? And then how did Lapis and Peridot manage to find her (and I think you meant to say thousands of years later)? Where did they find her? If she was bubbled, why did they think it was a good idea to unbubble her? Wouldn’t they be cautious about doing so? Or did they pop it by accident? I could also raise another problem about this conflicting with canon information, but I’m not sure if this is based on some AU or not. 

This backstory needs to be cohesive. Not just fill in missing information, but string the ideas you do have better. Perhaps some other gem (maybe Bismuth or some other rebel) was the one who shattered Fluorite’s squad. Fluorite could have been shattered if there wasn’t some intervention (the fighter was distracted by another soldier or Fluorite’s gem tumbled into some sort of crack or hill and the fighter lost her). Or perhaps the fighter was a gem Fluorite new and was friends with and they decided to spare Fluorite by bubbling her gem. One finally scenario is that a soldier mistook Fluorite for a rebel and used their gem in a similar way to Lapis Lazuli was used inside the mirror. Fluorite could have been abandoned on Earth where Peridot and Lapis eventually find her (and this would make sense for Lapis to want to free them). You would still need to explain what are the reasons for characters acting a certain way, but at least there’s some sense into what happened. 

-Mod Sardonyx

Final thoughts: I am not very impressed with this character. I would like to say this is a first draft, but it feels less than that. To me, it looks like you carelessly placed ideas together. There was not a lot of thought put into this character and it really shows. From Fluorite’s design basically taking assets from Peridot’s for no real reason, the dull personality, to the very confusing backstory. Best advice I can give you is elaborate, expand, and be cohesive. Throughout the critique, I’ve asked you a lot of questions, especially many hows and whys. This character needs foundation. Answering some of the questions I brought up could help. Another good way to go about this is writing everything down. For personalities, you could make a kind of diagram or character map (something like this) and figure out why your character acts a certain way. You could also list down her positive and negative personality traits. It’s good to keep these traits balanced while having others bounce off each other. We have a tag for writing characters you can look through as you are also missing some other fundamental parts of a character (like motivation and desires).  As for your backstory, same deal. Fill in the missing details and make sure they make sense. A diagram could help you map out how certain events go. Unless Fluorite is part of an AU, the canon story line can help you keep your character’s backstory in line. 

In short, expand and elaborate on your ideas. Make sure you stay consistent and have logical explanations about the character and what she does. Your ideas should work together and not feel like they were haphazardly placed with no foundation. Be a more original with your character design. I think you can do a lot better than this. 

-Mod Sardonyx

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