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waynedunlaptheorgandonor · 25 days

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absolutely no hate toward the richonne fandom, i am très happy for you and hope you remain well-fed, but jfc, seeing those gifs on my dash makes the sleeper agent that lives in my internal organs start to roll around and threaten to wake from its slumber bc i Cannot think about anything but how badly i want to be well-fed as a caryl shipper, and i am so resentful at how much this show/ship still has a hold on me. 99% of the time i can suppress it, but the second something reminds me of caryl i start to become unhinged. this ship has permanently rewired the circuits in my brain and i will never be truly free 💀

(if caryl ever gets a sex scene or a proposal i think i will be fundamentally changed as a person 💀)

(i don't even watch towl!! i've just seen the gifs 💀)

(i miss caryl 😔)

#twd towl spoilers #but only super vague ones #this isn't actually about towl #i just don't want to spoil anyone about anything on accident #common courtesy and all that #anyway kill me #caryl #twd #dunlap tp

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starluverstuff · 2 months

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I'm not telling anyone when my birthday comes along. I'm gonna stay quiet. And whenever it gets late enough I'm just gonna tell everyone. I wanna see if they're really my friends. If they give a single shit, they'll know what day it is :)

#praying they are frfr #anyway kill me

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clqoo · 6 months

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read a fic where kylo and ben were two separate people but were twins and i am obsessed with that idea and now have to use it in a fic

#i'm over here like #yeah ima write a reylo fic #but am yet to even think of a plot #I CANT FIGURE OUT ONE I HAVE NO IDEAS #KILL ME #i have one idea but i feel dumb trying to execute it #anyway kill me #reylo #reylo fic #ben solo #kylo ren #ao3 writer #reylo au #rey of jakku #kylo x rey #rey nobody

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iheartmoons · 11 months

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on my period and have to do two exams today. hate having periods so insanely much <3

#is this how remus lupin feels #at least remus didnt have to do fucking exams when he was in the hospital wing #bro got a nurse attending to him #he did get all his bones cracked tho #who's wining... ppl with periods or remus lupin #anyway kill me #kill me kill me kill me #fuck fuck fuck #then i have an exam tmrw #which is infinitely important for me #and i cant fuck it up #but IM ON MY FUCKING PERIOD KILL ME

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cuntwrap--supreme · 2 years

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Did sleep. Like, at all. I was up all night texting the manager from one of my past jobs that I've had a major crush on for over two years now. Longest I slept was about 2:30-7:00am. Other than that, I've been waking up as soon as I hear my phone. And you know what? I'm not upset about it. I'm hoping I'm not just reading shit into it that isn't there, but I feel like this is going really well? Like, I'm planning on asking if he wants to grab a drink and catch up whenever I can grow the balls to do so.

#i don't know how to tag this #i thought i was over him - until i saw him yesterday #and all my friends were like bro he's hot go for it #but I'm ace and don't want to ruin the friendship #so i might wait for him to make a move? maybe??#anyway kill me #my feelings have been reignited and I'm sure it'll just end up with me getting completely obliteratingly crushed by him once more

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nest-being · 1 year

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eating stale left over pastries and drinking the foulest of 8.2% alcoholic beverages because AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#bitch ass real estate agent says we dont make enough to rent the place we want haha but why would we apply if we coukdnt afford it????#anyway kill me #i'm drunk and high and being a weird bitvh for no good reason #today has been a DAY #ps i love dragon ball super and frost is the best lil bitch

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dogteefies · 1 year

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i've decided that wanting to fuck your very Just Some Guy coworker is the worst actually

#he is soooooo cute and he is sooo funny but i cannot tell if he's joke flirting with me or seriously flirting #like bro i'm shy just say what you're about before i die of blueballism #anyway kill me #damian.txt

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ithappensoffstage · 1 month

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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore #text #anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.

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theoldkyokodied · 7 months

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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

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stil-lindigo · 7 months

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the fox god.

a comic about a trickster.

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#cw: emotional abuse #cw: gaslighting #cw: animal death #charity - a god whose name was only ever meant to be ironic #i love playing with the concept of religion like this #im not religious at all but i did go to a christian school for twelve years #and i remember learning about the story of abraham. who long story short gets told by god to kill his son to prove his love for god.#and at the veeeery last minute god goes sike! this was a test to see if you'd do it! here's a lamb to slaughter instead #but the whole concept of that exchange in and of itself is so #anyway #one thing i meant to include in the creative notes but i ran out of room for is that charity never calls cunning by his name.#it's just “fox”. which was a small touch to indicate that he never acknowledged cunning's identity outside of being something exploitable.#but for all charity's hidden disdain for cunning #he still stole all his strengths and coveted them. he became known as the fox god.#so maybe some part of cunning survived. despite everything.#“give me your heart.”#“my god. it had always been yours.”#comic art #hearteaters #stillindigo art #stillindigo comics #one more comic to go until im finished with this collection!!

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notherpuppet · 3 months

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“Just because you see a smile, don’t think you know what’s going on underneath.”

#cw blood #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel spoilers #human alastor #this quote was crazy #like his background is so interesting to me he is so enigmatic #like to have the background he has from the time he is from with the knowledge of what he becomes?????#sooo intriguing #my doods #anyway still killing time til the finale

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lilybug-02 · 2 months

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Pain is a great motivator…

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—Full Series—

Meanwhile Toriel:

(Loud noises don't wake her up usually.)

Artist note: I’m so proud of this :))) I know it’s a lot of dialogue and reading, but dialogue is grueling work for me. I’m glad with the art and for the amount of pages I made in such a relatively short time span -w- page 5 was super fun to work on. A lot of blood, sweat, and hours here... :) The backgrounds were a big bore tbh, but I finished them! Yippie!