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#anyway i don't even feel That sick i'll suck it up and stop complaining after this lol
pacifymebby · 1 year
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may I please request ‘the peaky blinders taking care of you when you’re sick’? <33
woke up sick today and wish one of them would take care of me :,)
thanks in advance <3
As someone who is always sick (and totally pathetic about it too) i love this request. But i dont love that you're sick!! That sucks so hard. I hope you're feeling better soon and i hope this cheers you up a little bit.
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Tommy
🌿 Is the kind of person who, when he's sick, or when his brothers are sick, he doesn't take it seriously at all, he powers through and expects others to power on through too. After all the men of this country have been through much worse than a sore head and a few sniffles
🌿 When it comes to you however everything is different. He worries too much, he worries much more than is necessary considering you've only really got a cold.
🌿 When you first start complaining that you're not feeling too good he frowns, checks your temperature with the back of his hand and tries not to show you how worried he is.
🌿 "Alright love why don't you stop with that and rest a little while eh? I'll get a bath drawn for you and you can stop worrying about all this..." he'll say it like its a suggestion but really its an instruction. He won't let you lift a finger whilst you're not well.
🌿 He will change his plans so that he can stay home - he will not let you know he's done this! - and then he'll hover around you for the rest of the day, trying to be subtle about his concern.
🌿 Its almost like he's shy about caring for you in this way, he knows you only have a cold but he can't help how much he worries about you, and besides, youre so precious to him, youre like this source of light in his life, one of the only truly good people he knows in the world and the idea that you could be suffering in anyway distresses him
🌿 He'll send for the doctor the moment you start to show signs of a fever. He'll have you on bed rest and he'll give the staff strict instructions not to let you get up for anything.
🌿 He'll spoil you, making sure that your favourite meals are prepared, he'll have them brought to your bed, even if you say you're well enough to eat in the dining room he won't allow it.
🌿 Roaring fires burning at all times. He wants to make sure you're cosy and comfy.
🌿 When you get worse and you really do start to feel terrible, and terribly sorry for yourself as a result, he will sit with you in your bed and hold you for as long as you want. He'll even sing you to sleep if you ask him nicely.
🌿 Will still give you kisses even when you tell him not to. "You'll get sick!" "Don't worry about me angel I'll be fine..." "Little cold isn't gonna stop me kissing my girl, come here..."
🌿 So many forehead/temple kisses.
🌿 Finds it comforting when you fall asleep in his arms because it means he can keep you nice and close where he's able to sense even the slightest change in you. He'll lie back with you asleep in hid arms, your head resting on his chest, and he'll stroke his fingers through your hair, listening to you breathing. Its peaceful and he feels almost relaxed.
🌿 Anything you need he will make sure you get it, he'll dote on you. He might start to feel sick himself if he catches it from you but he will ignore it and he certainly won't let you know. He'll keep it to himself and won't let it get in the way of caring for you.
🌿When you're better and he's still sick he'll get so grumpy and irritable if you try to care for him the way he did you. "Its patronising love, i hate sympathy!"
Arthur
🍂 He'll tease you about it at first, he won't take you seriously. "Women are so dramatic about these things..." at first you'll laugh along, tease him for being a sexist but then
🍂 When you actually do start to think maybe you really are sick, his dismissals won't be so amusing and you'll not laugh at his jokes anymore. Instead you'll pout and get this wounded look in your eyes and he'll realise he's said the wrong thing...
🍂 "What now? Youre not really feelin sick now are you?" "Why would you care I'm probably just being dramatic..." "Oh darlin come on now dont be like that eh, you know i was only jokin with you... Come on come here..."
🍂 Suddenly he's all sympathy and cuddles, opening his arms out for you, hugging you and placing a big kiss on your forehead. He'd hold the back of your head in his palm and check your temperature by placing his cheek to your cheek. When he realises youre burning up he'd change his attitude aboit your sickness completely.
🍂 He'd be really reassuring, telling you he's going to send for a doctor, that he'll look after you, get you all the medicine you need to have you on the mend again.
🍂 "You just let your Arthur take care of you sweetheart, have you feelin right as rain alright?"
🍂 Firm believer in hot toddies. The first thing he'll do is get you wrapped up in blankets by the fire and make you a hot toddy to drink. He'll tell you its better than any medicine and in many ways he's right.
🍂 His family and the peakys will take the piss out of him no end because when you're sick he'll drop everything to fuss over you. He's gotten himself into trouble with Tommy before phoning him to tell him he can't come with him to a meeting because "well y/n's ill tommy, need to look after her..." "Theres maids who can look after her Arthur I need you..." "No, no that won't do, won't leave my y/n to be looked after by maids when she's sick, I need to be here Tom... You'd be the same..."
🍂 He will let the maids care for you, to an extent... He just won't leave you alone, at all, it would be annoying if it wasn't so endearing.
🍂 Asking you how you're feeling every ten minutes.
🍂 Falling asleep with you in his arms even though he's trying to stay up to keep an eye on you.
🍂 When he inevitably catches the cold from you he is 10x more dramatic than you ever were and though you do say "I told you so" once or twice, you don't have the heart to tease him too much because it is a rotten cold and he caught it because he was so devoted to taking care of you.
🍂 When you're better you tell everyone its all thanks to "nurse arthur" which really winds him up and gets you into no end of trouble.
Alfie
🐻 You always bring out Alfie's gentle and caring side but when you're ill he's even more tender and nurturing with you than usual.
🐻 He can sense that you're coming down with something before you do and so he quietly prepares for it. You've been stressed out a lot lately, you've worn yourself out... When he catches you sniffling he knows what you're in for.
🐻 He'll be being extra careful with you before you've even started to feel rough, putting his arm around you when you're out walking instead of just holding your hand. Hovering round you more than usual. He'll have you sit in his lap instead of in your own chair and he'll want to just hold you and encourage you to relax and rest.
🐻 So by the time you get sick he's already half way to making you feel better. "It's a like you saw this coming, you're always one step ahead i don't understand..." "I just know you very well don't I zieskiet, thats all, just know you inside and out..."
🐻 He'd draw a hot steamy bath with lavander to relax you. When you pout and tell him you don't want to be left on your own he'll give in and join you... Well, he won't take much convincing at all actually. He'll have you lie back against his chest in the hot water and he'll massage your shoulders, yoir back and your thighs until you're lulled and peaceful.
🐻 He'll let his hands wander too, a sensual massage to distract you from how rotten you're feeling...
🐻 He'll bundle you up in blankets and tuck you into bed. He'll leave Cyril to keep at eye on you and give you cuddles whilst he goes to prepare a hearty dinner for you. You'll be able to smell bread baking in the kitchen and thats how you know he's really spoiling you.
🐻 He will want to call for a doctor if you dont start to feel better the next day, you'll tell him not to fuss but he'll dismiss your protests, "Now now zieskiet, remember, I'm the oldest yeah, so i know best... You should remember that eh..." "But Alf..." "Ah-ah y/n, poppet, am I or am I not much much older than you?" He'll give you that stern, raised eyebrow look which tells you not to try and argue with him anymore. And you know that really he's right so you sigh, "yes Alfie..." "Right, that's right, thank you y/n, now... Don't that mean that I know best? I'll give you a clue poppet the answer to this question yeah, it's exactly the same as the answer to my last question..." "Yes Alfie..."
🐻 He can get quite stern when it comes to your health, he won't let you do anything he deems to be reckless... Which could just mean choosing not to phone for the doctor when you're sick. He'll make sure you see a doctor and he'll listen very carefully to what they have to say. Then he'll make sure you follow the doctors advice to the letter.
🐻 He'll take charge of things like your medicine so that you don't have to worry about anything.
🐻 "Now the only thing you need to worry about zieskiet, the only thing I want you to worry about poppet, is getting yourself some rest, all this is cause you don't take proper care of yourself yeah... All your rushin around, causin trouble, all thats wearing you out yeah... So what I want you to do, that's me, your old man yeah, what I'm telling you to do.. Is take your medicine and go to sleep..."
🐻 Ultimately though he's a huge teddy bear, he just wants to cuddle you and keep you close until you're feeling better. He'll hold you in his big arms night and day. Lots of hair and neck kisses.
John
🌼 Similar to Arthur, he'll be so immature at first. He'll probably make a cheeky comment about how you look. Might do a theatrical wince when he sees you, "Shit love you look terrible..." "Charming John, I feel fuckin terrible so I don't care..."
🌼 Hearing your miserable, sarcastic tone is enough to let him know he fucked up and he'll imediately try to compensate even though at first he'll dig himself another hole.
🌼"Well stay away from me then I don't wanna catch it off you..." him teasing you with a smile on his face, going into kiss you anyway.
🌼 But then when you wind up all teary eyed and sad looking he realises he isn't being as funny as he thinks he is and he changes his tactics.
🌼 "Aw come here flower I was just bein daft.. You know what I'm like never know when to be serious thats what you always say ain't it?"
🌼 Him wrapping his arms around you, holding you close to his body and stroking his hand over your hair. Holding your head to his chest and bowing his head to kiss your head.
🌼 Has quite strong fatherly instincts because of the kids, but he'd be lying if he said he really knew what to do. You're the one who looks after him and the kids when they're sick.. So he's a little bit lost but he really wants to get everything right
🌼 Tries really really hard. Will leave the house to get you your medicine and anything else you need no matter what time it is or what the weathers doing.
🌼 Him coming back, soaked to the bone because its raining so hard, but hes smiling and acting like he isnt bothered because he's got you your medicine so you'll be feeling better soon.
🌼 He will kiss you even though you tell him not to. He'll want to give you lots of cuddles. He'll try to tell you jokes or be daft and silly to cheer you up and keep you smiling.
🌼 Will try to cook for you, it doesnt go as horribly as you're expecting it to but your heart jumps every time you hear a crash come from the kitchen.
🌼 Will probably try to be careful and quiet so that you can sleep but its difficult, he likes talking to you!
🌼 Will tease you "ugh look at you youre all snotty and ill, get away from me plague girl," but he will litterally be trapping you in a hug at the same time and kissing you anyway.
🌼 Will get sick, will be a baby about it, "there we go everythings back to normal" when youre taking care of him.
Bonnie
🍀 Thinks its probably his fault you've gotten sick because you probably caught it off someone in the crowd at one of his fights. He firmly believes that the people from the city are dirty and carry germs. So he'll feel guilty.
🍀 Will want to be the one that cares for you even if he has other work he should be doing because you're his girl and he has a very strong caring instinct. He'll want to be responsible for you.
🍀 If you think youre going anywhere or doing anything you're mistaken, he'll have you shut up in the vardo, warm and cosy, wrapped in blankets.
🍀Brings you tea and herbal remedies to help you feel better. Though he mostly believes that what you really need is rest, sleep and good hearty food.
🍀 So he'll go out hunting to catch something really good to cook for you, he'll make you nourishing soup.
🍀 Will actually feed you the soup until you start laughing because you feel so silly
🍀 He won't stray too far from the camp for any other reason, just in case you need him. He'll make sure theres someone else around for you when he's gone.
🍀Him having to explain to the wee kids that you can't play with them today because youre not feeling well and when they sulk and say "its not fair" him grinning and saying "not fair on you, howd you think i feel?"
🍀 You really dont want to get him sick, he needs to be fighting fit for work and you dont want to make him ill. "Bon this shouldn't be you doing this for me, you need to stay away so you don't get..." "I won't get sick little dove, don't worry about me am a big strong lad..." he's really stubborn about this so don't try and argue.
🍀 He will give you all the cuddles he thinks you need. If youre a particularly tearful sick person he will absolutely dote on you, kissing you wherever you say it hurts, kissing your cheeks and eyes and wiping your tears away with his thumbs.
🍀 "Shh dont cry little dove youre alright, gonna get you feeling better soon yeah?"
🍀 Will tell you stories to make you laugh and to keep you from getting bored.
🍀 Putting a blanket out somewhere in the sunlight and sitting with you in his lap, telling you the sunlight will be good for you. Giving you his jacket and jumpers to keep you cosy even though its spring and the suns out.
🍀 Will be the sweetest boy and wont listen to anyone who tries to take the piss out of him for being too soft.
🍀 Won't get ill?! You don't know how he manages to avoid it but somehow he just doesn't catch the cold. Immune system of the gods. How is it possible. You're glad you didnt get him sick but Come On?!
Isaiah
🐀Will jokingly hold his fingers up in the sign of the cross when you sneeze. Will pretend he doesnt want you anywhere near him whilst youre sick.
🐀But he won't leave you alone, will want to kiss you and cuddle you better, he'll tuck you into bed nice and cosy and then lie on top of the covers beside you keeping you company and stroking your hair.
🐀He will run out to the shops to bring you medicine and anything else he thinks you might need. But he's more likely to prioritise buying you treats and comfort foods than he is healthy foods that might actually help.
🐀Like Arthur he believes whiskey cures all. Will bring a bottle of it up to the bedroom and pour you a glass.
🐀 Whilst you're really ill he'll stay nearby, checking your temperature, being very attentive, making sure you don't get anymore ill, he'll probably try to get you to sleep it off and he'll try to keep the house quiet, make sure no one disturbs you..
🐀If theres kids playing out in the street making a racket he will go out there barking orders at them to shut up or play somewhere else cause his girls trying to sleep.
🐀 Then when you're beginning to feel a little better he knows all sorts of ways to make you feel much better... "can't kiss you on the lips darlin but there's nothin stopping me kissin you anywhere else is there..."
🐀 The peaky lads inviting him out down the pub that night and then taking the piss out of him when he refuses, he'll just take the piss straight back, "aye just because i know how to look after my woman John..."
🐀The first few days when youre feeling better he'll still be kind of cautious, keeping a close eye on you, not wanting you to do anything that might make you ill again, "here you sit down love I'll get that for you..."
🐀Lowkey not capable of cooking you dinner and the peaky boys know it, so Ada or Pol will probably send John or Michael round with soups for you and Isaiah will get really defensive because he doesn't like people thinking he can't look after you.
🐀When youre better he'll get you to teach him so that next time he doesnt need anyones help looking after you.
🐀 He will catch your sickness off you but he won't suffer anywhere near as badly as you and he won't let you look after him. If you try so much as to suggest running a bath for him he'll scowl at you and tell you not to patronise him.
Michael
☘️ Does not want to get sick, does not want yo avoid you either so is pretty torn about what to do.
☘️ In the end he settles for kissing your forehead/cheek but not your lips. He'll hold your hands/stroke your hair but if you sneeze or cough he'll totally flinch or shift away.
☘️ He will make sure the maids get you everything you need whenever you need it. He'll have everyone under strict instructions to look after you and you'll become everyone's prioroty.
☘️ Polly will be lowkey pleased because now that youre sick Michael is refusing to do peaky work. He doesnt want to leave you on your own for too long.
☘️ He spoils you, and tells you youre spoilt, but youre his precious girl and he thinks you should be happy all the time, getting whatever you want whenever, and now youre sick and you look so sad his need to keep you happy and look after you is doubled.
☘️ He'll have the house staff bake you cakes snd make all your favourite foods, will feed you the cake and it will feel ridiculous and you will both laugh so much.
☘️He'll sit and read to you, reading you to sleep and reading to you to comfort you when you have a fever.
☘️ He will definitely catch the cold. He will be so so grumpy about catching the cold. You'll both end up tucked up in bed beside one another with the cold feeling rotten but cuddling eachother through it.
☘️When you start feeling better he'll try to pretend hes better too because he finds you trying to take care of him imasculating. He'll end up making himself more ill until he's forced to stay in bed and let you feed him soup and admit that sometimes it's okay to let your woman look after you for a change.
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onsunnyside · 1 year
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slutty sunday, thinking abt daddy ari and brat reader
imagine bratty little girl just refusing to do what daddy says when he asks nicely and he starts getting pissed
he drags her to the bedroom without a word and starts punishing her spanking and overstim and whatnot
and all this while bratty baby is saying "no daddy why are you doing this to me 🥲🥲🥲" and she starts crying because she thought ari was literally mad at her and doesn't want her anymore
BUT AFTER HE SEES HER CRY immediately he becomes soft and babied her and explained the need for a punishment and reader goes back to "oh okay daddy!" and they continue 🥵brrr
-🦦
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ari teaching you a lesson 😳 set the same verse as this drabble
"Why're you being so mean?" You weep, burying your face in a pillow and muffling your scream as his hand lands on your ass.
He laughs, roughly tugging the band of your panties before releasing it, letting it snap against your skin. "You know why."
Ever since he bought the restaurant you worked at (let's be honest, he bought the whole chain bc he's extra), he's been stopping by every day to keep an eye on you.
Today was a particularly bad day. Honestly, you just woke up feeling grumpy but couldn't call in sick again so you got dressed and went to work. Ari happened to walk right in as you were arguing with a customer, this was not one of those "the customer is always right" because is it your fault that they didn't clarify they didn't want stupid tomatoes on their stupid food? All of this, over fucking tomatoes?
Bad, bad day! You just wanted to sleep and put it all behind you!
At your silence, Ari turns you to face him and his features soften, "oh, my poor baby." He wipes the few tears on your warm skin, "am I really being too mean?" He gently manhandles you onto your back, cushioning your head with soft pillows before climbing over you.
"N-No... I don't think so."
"You know why we're doing this, right? You can't blow up on customers like that—even if they deserve it." He caresses your cheek, "You gotta be professional, or else I'll have to fire you."
You pout, "but you buy me whatever I want anyway! I don't need a job."
He laughs quietly, bending down to kiss your neck, tickling you with his beard. "I do. Is that what you want? You wanna live off me, suck me and my wallet dry?" He isn't complaining, he'd happily provide for you.
You're quiet for a few moments, "maybe." You gasp when his fingers trace down your clothed slit, nudging the small vibrator inside you.
"We'll talk about this later. First, daddy has to make sure you've learnt your lesson. If you're gonna be my baby, you gotta have good manners."
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seokmins · 2 years
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hello~ I'm back again (to write)!! On this blog (I have to re-edit things some day soon)!! I received this on my other account but wanted to post it on here instead cuz it's cute and sfw 😊 also again I think I'm sooo funny and this side of tumblr deserves to see my shenanigans after all this time <3
In the end, I believe the members would trust each other bc they know each other so well but I'll focus on the lil bumps along the way lol. Also for easier purposes, this is a fake sister just to make it work/age appropriate 🤪
【ˢⱽᵀ ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡⁱˢᵗ || ᴰʳᵃᵇᵇˡᵉ ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡⁱˢᵗ || ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳᵖᵒˢᵗ】
Seungcheol
The whole reason his sister is single
Doesn't mean to be but is extremely intimidating
You know when he crosses those beefy arms of his and leans back with a questioning eyebrow?
It's enough to make any potential suitor flee tbh
Really he's just making sure his sister is taken care of
Still it's nerve-wracking to tell him
But he tries to be v mature abt it actually
Does that whole dad/bro act of clasping the member on the shoulder and looking at them dead ass in the eye
Which is terrifying but like also everyone knows and trusts each other so it's just an awkward stare down
Occasionally asks for "reports" from the other members as a way to have some semblance of brotherly control but gives up when he gets sick of hearing all the sappy stuff 💀
Will always take his sister's side in a fight 😤💪🏼
Jeonghan
I don't think he'd care all that much because his sister is just as much of a menace as he is... Prolly even more
In fact, I think he'd be the type to pat the member on the back and wish them good luck with a grimace
And then tells his sister to be play nice
Takes advantage of the brother-in-law status as a way to get away w/ things even more than he already does
"I'm telling your sister"
"No I'm telling my sister all your dirty secrets!"
And then
"I don't want to take out the trash"
"Well you can't date my member!"
Just a lot of back and forth shenanigans
I think the members might be too afraid to date jeonghan's sister and all that comes with it (jeonghan) tbh
Takes no one's side in a fight - prolly instigated it and fans the flames on the dl 😭 might take the member's side for kicks and giggles (until his sister chews him out)
When it all comes down to it though, he'll listen and make a decision... Now is it a good one? Find out next on jeonghan's antics smh
Joshua
This man is fanfic material, isn't he?
I think he'd take it quite easily bc he trusts his sister and his members but still kinda judgy bc he knows both sides really well
However
He will be sneaky and text his sister and then his member at different points to casually see if their stories match up 😭
Gets caught rather quickly tho bc they're an open communication couple and plead for Joshua to stop treating them like kids
He's actually happy with that result and says he did it as a test but he's also really just a busybody
Also tries to enact a curfew at some point bc he's vaguely perturbed by it all
But that falls through rather quickly and he just kind of has to turn a blind eye to it and suck it up
Will tell each person he takes their side in a fight only to get each side of the story and then come to a solid conclusion before he sits them both down to talk
Junhui
Side-eyes but really doesn't say much
The kind that either complains about his sister dating a member OR the kind that uses it as an excuse to like get away w/ asking out his sister's friend
Or have a date set up
Really obnoxious about it
Will force the couple to come on blind/double dates
Claims to be the one that brought them together (kind of ig)
But like takes all the credit in that annoyingly smug way lying through his teeth 🤡
However, if he sticks to just complaining he will tag along to every date of theirs anyway
Will find out
And will be there
Can't get rid of him
Like he's not even going to be stay with them technically but the couple swears they can feel his presence
Or just see his face in the crowd
Maybe it's the paranoia and he's simply sleeping at home
Takes no one's side in a fight - you think he's getting involved w/ that mess? Call him when it's sorted out, he has dinner plans at 7 <3
Soonyoung
Pouts bc his sister will pay even more attention to his other members than him
Flexes the brother-in-law status enough that it's annoying tho
Also constantly third-wheels but it's innocently coincidental unlike Jun but still irritating
The kind to jokingly tell his sister to date jihoon just to annoy his bestie fr
But if it really happens it's not a joke anymore and he's thrilled
Either way, he's a happy camper and is always organizing big family/group gatherings just to show off the couple
Has cute little couple ideas for both sides <3
Already planning his congratulatory marriage speech 😭
HE BETTER BE BEST MAN
Prolly planning the baby shower too
He's just a little excited </3
Cries during any fights he knows about bc he already bought baby clothes and it's past the 30 month mark to return them
Wonwoo
Pushes up his glasses like an anime character
If cheol was scary, wonu is terrifying
For no good reason, other than his foreboding aura
Will jokingly offer for the member to beat him at a video game for his sister's hand
Everyone knows how good at gaming he is and he brutally will beat you so it's a lot of 🥲 at first until they realize he's joking
Extremely chill in the end but sometimes at night, the member swears he's standing in the shadows at the foot of the bed making threats to pulverize them in their sleep or sumn
Actually gives them a "healthy couple's communication love and affection guide" idk if y'all know those American Girl guides to life back in the day but like that lmao
Quizzes them weekly
They can go on a date if they pass
Projects include buying gifts for one another and cute little surprises tbh
In all seriousness, he's very supportive and cool just like be amicable and understanding w/ one another cuz he's always watching 👀
Takes no side in fighting bc isn't that what he gave those relationship building exercises for? 😭
Jihoon
Pretends like it hasn't happened
If he doesn't acknowledge it, it doesn't exist right?
You can't avoid your issues like that jihoon!!
Hiding in his studio tbh
But like then he ends up cornered when his sister brings in the member she's dating
Bonus points if it's NOT hoshi
Absolute dread if it is
Will momentarily contemplate methods on how to break them up
But will end up writing a love song for them instead
Many love songs uwu
Do not come to him for fights, he will write a sad song instead encouraging y'all to fix your own problems or sumn
Although if one of them gets to him first, he'll write a really accusatory song based on what they say to him 🥊
It's a total banger and tops the charts even if it makes the ppl involved mad every time it plays
Seokmin
Tries and pretends to be threatening but quickly folds and offers to buy his member a celebratory drink instead
Last to find out only because he's a bit oblivious to the very obvious signs and everyone thought he knew
Like "oh my sister gets along really well w/ the members!" :DDD
No seokmin, she's not sitting on his lap out of good, wholesome friendship vibes!!! They're a couple!!
Kind of mentally scarred tbh tho can't imagine them in a relationship ™
Like. "What do u do together?"
"We go on dates"
"Why?"
"We're dating?"
"Okay but why?"
"Because we like each other?"
"But wh-"
"OMFG seokmin...!"
Prolly has walked in on compromising situations - that's prolly how he found out as well lol
Alexa play trauma by HHU 😭
WILL CRY IF U FIGHT but prolly takes his sister's side 🥹
Mingyu
Upset only because he was the last to be told bc he would blab to everyone
No but he'd be really ecstatic abt the whole deal tbh
Def the one to take all kinds of aesthetic couple pics for Instagram
And throws a v public complaint if not tagged/credited for each one
Also saves Polaroids for his own use and shows them off at any point he can
At least one in his wallet at all times and he rotates them depending on the season and/or how many he's taken
Shows them to the elderly at any given moment and will blab fondly about how beautiful and wonderful love is
Might have one in his phone case too in the same manner
Cooks meals and invites the couple/brings the meals to wherever they are
Will be the therapist in any fight bc he knows them so well, lots of intense nodding and thorough listening, prolly the best mediator out there 😂 who needs couples' therapy when you have mingyu?
Minghao
Judges harshly but doesn't say anything but everyone can feel™ the initial disapproving vibes but he's basically silent abt it overall
Likes to know about the dates simply so he can style either his sister, the member, or both
Buys matching shirts, accessories, and lil houseware for them bc no one except him has a decent sense of style!
Uses that as an excuse to check in or stop by
Hates third-wheeling w/ a passion tho
Will awkwardly make up ANY excuse if caught w/ them by himself
Prolly drags a member w/ him for safety measures
Cringe fest for all
I think he'd be v no nonsense and a good person to come to and calm down during a fight
Has his meditation rituals down pat for issues like these
No need to take sides when you're taking a calming tea session and then mediating after 🙏🏼
Seungkwan
Appalled bc his sister can do so much better
Like. He's seen these men and their disgusting habits
He's a female rights supporter in the best way
Tries to be intimidating but he is not... he is just cute and huffy
Hoshi will forever clown the situation that went down for years to come
Prolly a combo of him being sassy paired w/ him wanting to beat someone up like in that gif yk the one
Or hugging them like he did that fake hug to dino in that gose ep lol
Embittered by this for years
It's marked in his calendar just as the rest of the milestones are
He's petty enough that he would never intentionally sabotage the relationship but enough that everyone knows ™
Despite the fact that he's always the first to remember and congratulate on any anniversary or celebratory event
Chanting kiss kiss kiss and then pretends he wasn't
Loves all the tea - will give a smug "I told you" look whenever there are fights
But also the first to resolve them even if he will ALWAYS take his sister's side 💯
Vernon
This man could care less about anything EXCEPT when it comes to his sister
Like it gets real y'all, he takes off his headphones and beanie like this is abt to get serious 🍿
"Why my sister bro?"
No one has ever seen him move that fast in his life to demand answers from his member
Demands a trial run and a meme challenge
Who can send a meme that makes his sister laugh
That's a stupid competition vernonie
Anyways winner is undeclared 😂
Can't believe this, refuses to accept it UNTIL his sister confirms it and calms him down
Fine. He's okay w/ it ig but sends passive aggressive memes in the group chat like all the time
Always coughs and says "my sister" when the member says "my girlfriend" 😭 like EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Also takes his sister's side like do or die mode bro u better be ready to square tf up!!
Chan
Disgusted and betrayed
Cannot believe he's now related to a member through a relationship... Even worse MAWWIAGE
Disappears for a week out of protest but comes back bc he's lonely and hungry and sad
Sulks the entire time even when he's back
How could his blood, brethren, friends, brothers, comrades in arms, and family do him like this?
Fake gags any time there's any lovey dovey crap going on
A petulant child fr
Simply bc he's the baby
Not ready for another baby to come into the picture even tho that's like not even a thought rn
Will eventually warm up abt it
Just takes a v long time bc he thought it was fake or wouldn't last 😭
Then he feels guilty
Avoids confrontations at all cost but bullied by whichever part of the couple to take their side bc of his self-guilt
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robingurlscorner · 1 year
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TABS - After "House and Garden" - Robin Whump
Some Robin Whump for TABS. It's After the episode "House and Garden".
The clean up of the green house was beyond gross, Robin kept having to turn away from the stench as he helped the cleaning crew suck up the plant goo that was left behind. There was a twinge on the back of his neck from the fight earlier but he was ignoring it, the faster they got this cleaned up the faster he could get back to fresh air.
One of the forensic techs looked up at the teen worried, "Boy Wonder? Are you alright?" He stood up and walked over, clip board in hand.
Robin startled out of his thoughts and glanced up, "Huh? Oh yeh, sorry! This stuff just reaks."
"Are you feeling sick at all from the smell?" The man asked reaching out to feel Robin's pulse and hold a pen light into the masked eyes. "Your pulse is very fast, young man, I want you to vacate this greenhouse immediately. I don't know what is in this toxic mixture but I've cleaned up her messes before, as you know, she's not one to mess with."
"Sir, I'll be alright. I just haven't gotten any sleep." Robin cocked a grin trying to get the other guy to smile. When it wasn't returned he sighed. "Ok ok..I'll head upstairs. If you need anything call."
As he started up the stairs, his stomach started to turn even more queasy, he staggered leaning on the railing.
He felt like he was going to be sick…
*~*
Batman looked up as he finished giving his report to Bullock. "Robin? I thought I gave you orders to stay down there and clean up?" He watched concerned as his partner staggered out of the green house, his face pale and one of his green gloved hands over his mouth. Concerned, the Dark Knight handed Bullock back his notebook and hurried over. "Robin?"
Robin wanted to respond to explain what was going on, but he was afraid if he removed his hand that he'd throw up. Actually, scratch that….he was going to throw up anyway. He turned away from Batman and choked vomiting up whatever was in his stomach. He fell to his knees vomiting two more times, he could hear Batman calling for him and asking if he was alright, he felt someone's hand on his back and then heard someone call for a doctor.
Batman could only watch in horror as his partner threw up numerous times in succession, he took note that first was normal bile and whatever he had been fed in captivity but the last three were turning greener each time. Something was very wrong. "I need a doctor over here! HURRY! Robin, it's going to be ok."
His mind was racing as Robin didn't stop after the fourth time, he hadn't seen Robin get hurt by Ivy during their battle but he knew that meant nothing. Batman knelt down and placed a hand to the boy's forehead. "Burning up…?" Robin pulled away from him to throw up one more time, the count now 7. After he was finished he fell back against Batman, eyes watering.
A doctor ran over at the same time, a facemask over her mouth. She knelt down and began to check the teen over. Her eyes were narrowed with worry.  "Batman, do you know if he was scratched at all by the Plant Creatures?"
Batman blinked holding his partner up with an arm around his shoulder. He found himself rubbing the boy's arm comfortingly as Robin curled into him away from the doctor. "I do not know for sure. Not when I was with him no. We did have a brief kidnapping during the course of the fight, it could have happened during the altercation? However, not once had he complained to me about it…why Doctor?"
She sat back and removed her mask, "Good news and Bad news, Batman. Good News, the boy isn't suffering from breathing in the toxin's downstairs in Ivy's lair. That was my original thought and I was scared because we've lost one health worker to the clean up already. However, bad news, he's been posioned like the others. His body is rejecting the toxins that have been forced into his system. The fever and vomiting are the first two signs. Prepare yourself, Batman. This is going to be a long ride."
"L-Long ride? But we can make an antidote correct? We have the main ingredients." His grip on Robin's shoulder tightened as fear was starting to take over his mind. Batman took a deep breath to calm himself down for Robin's sake but it did little to help.
"Easy, Batman. Please, if you don't mind.." She stands writing on her clip board quickly pointing to the ambulance. "Carry him over to the EMTs at the ambulance waiting. We need to get him to the hospital and hooked up as soon as possible."
Batman nodded silently as she walked away, he glanced down at his partner, the young man he'd raised since he was a child. They had both been through a lot but he could count on one hand the number of times that Robin was this ill and required hospitlization.
It never got easier to do this. He stood up, Robin moaning in his arms as he was lifted. He held his partner cradled in his arms easily. "Hang in there Robin, we're going to get you help." As he walked past Bullock he heard a snort, he turned briefly and set a heavy glare at the over weight detctive before turning back.
Bolluck lowered his coffee as if getting ready for a fight then backed off as Gordan exited the house. "Batman! I was just informed of what happened!"
"Sir, I'd like to take Robin back to the Bat Cave but I'd like to use the medicines they have to keep the other victims alive and comfortable. It's not that I don't trust their medical knowledge its just -"
"His identity. I know." Gordan's eyes lowered as he seemed to survey just how bad Robin was. "I don't have to tell you it would be better if he were in a hospital."
Batman returned his worried glare with his own. "Please, help me ask them."
"I'll do what I can." With that he walked past Batman, hands in his overcoat pockets as he stalked over to the EMTs.
Robin shivered in his mentor's arms as his fever rose, sweat beading down his face. He buried his face into Batman's shoulder going in and out of consciousness, he wasn't even sure what was going on anymore. All he knew was tht his body ached from all of the throwing up and he felt weak …so weak it was hard to stay awake.
*~*
Robin awakened when he felt Batman sit him down in something cool. It must have been the passenger seat of the car. He lifted his head and forced his eyes open, his vision was blurred as he heard slightly raised voices.
"He needs medical care, Batman, in a real hospital." The doctor protested, her voice turning high pitched. "Not in a dark dingy cave!"
"The Batcave has all of the medical devices that a hospital has in terms of his care. Please, if he gets to the point where I need help, I will bring him in."
The doctor crossed her arms looking to Gorden who seemed to agree with Batman. She sighed then stomped over to the back of the ambulance, "…..give me a box of the Ivs."
"But Doctor-"
"Just do it. Even I'm not going to fight Batman." She hissed clearly angry. "And that boys life means more to me than winning a verbal fight."
The EMTs handed her the box full of the IV, bags, and a few needles. She walked over pushing them into Batman's arms. "I trust that you know how to administer an IV, Batman? Don't feed him any solids for 18 hours. He can drink as much water and juice as he can stomach. But be careful, once this posion gets in full swing, he's not going to be able to do much, muchless be conscious."
"Thank you, Doctor." Was all he said as he hurried to the batmobile putting the box into the back seat.
Gordon and the Doctor watched as he pulled out as fast as he could. The doctor sighed looking over, "Can we trust him?"
"He will kill himself before he allows that boy to die, doctor. I trust him."
"Strange seeing the Batman concerned about the young man.."
"Aren't all fathers concerned about their sons?" He asked as he turned to walk back to the house. She just followed speechless and wide eyed.
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klysanderelias · 2 years
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I've come back to Elden Ring (because I'm weak, partially) and I have to say, after coming to terms with the sad reality that Fromsoft peaked with Bloodborne, Elden Ring is... fine. 6.5/10.
I think partially my opinion on it improved because I ended up watching some lore videos and being impressed with some of the Act 3 reveals - I can't give them too much credit, because if I'm 70 hours into a game and quit because I'm sick of it, whatever comes at hour 100 doesn't matter. Still, I think it raises my estimation of the game.
I'm still salty as fuck about what in the hell a Tarnished actually is, and how the whole dark souls -esque system is supposed to operate here, but I've seen at least some explanation given, again something I had to watch lore videos to see, but assuming there's any basis given in the game and it's not just wild assumptions or external interviews/materials, it's... well, it's better than nothing.
I guess basically what I'm saying is, I lowered my expectations. I stopped trying to understand things and I just started going no thoughts head empty. I began worrying more about my build and my runes than I did about what was happening in the story. And that sucks? It's depressing, to a certain extent, because the whole things dark souls games are famous for is something I just can't afford to engage with, because this game is so fucking long and expansive that I can go ten hours without seeing anything important.
And I guess once again I'm gonna complain about Melina, because once again I'm looking at my in-game time and trying to think about how many conversations I've had with her, and/or how many times I've even seen her show up, and it's like... I'm twenty hours into this character. I think I've seen Melina five times? Not counting the cutscene in the starting area?
It doesn't matter, at the end of the day, I guess. I shouldn't get so worked up about it. It just bothers me because there's usually a comfort NPC who you genuinely feel affection for, whether that's someone like the Doll in Bloodborne or Siegward in DS3, or even Gavlan in DS2, and I just don't think there's anyone like that in Elden Ring. I found Fia to be underwhelming and suspicious (especially after I progressed her questline far enough mostly by accident), and too many of the others just don't show up enough or with enough fanfare to actually draw a reaction. Blaidd is maybe the closest? But even he isn't the kind of character to make me go 'oh fuck yes it's Blaidd', I'm just like 'oh hey.' I went to go look up the list of NPCs and I had completely forgotten about Iron Jar Alexander, who is a fucking bro but so far across three playthroughs, about 150 hours, I've found him in three places? And the one I've found him the most at is just where he stands at a door and goes 'oh man the radahn festival sounds cool'.
Anyway the point is, I'll die mad about Melina, partially because there's so many cool things they COULD have done with her character and they completely whiffed, but also because the Frenzied Flame stuff is possibly the most fascinating of all the Elden Ring lore to me, and Melina is tied into that ending, and it's all really underwhelming.
I dunno man, Dark Souls games have always had kind of lackluster endings, and there's a part of me that's really been warring between 'just because they don't provide easy answers doesn't mean that there isn't a whole host of interesting information to draw upon in the visuals and implications given' and 'sufficient good faith will excuse the holes in the worst writing, and at some point you need to draw a line of what you're willing to accept.'
Like, when we talk about Neon Genesis Evangelion, there's a lot of truly fascinating imagery and symbolism in the anime, especially drawing on Christian iconography and mythology, and the creators have explicitly said that they put it in because it looked cool. They didn't have a plan, they didn't have any intention to pay it off. That doesn't mean that there's no value in analysing and extrapolating based off that imagery! But it also means that you're allowed to dismiss it as stupid and incoherent as well!
And I guess where I've fallen is like, Elden Ring is a new IP with a whole new lore created for it and I'm probably going to spend years of my life thinking about it! But I'm not going to be thinking about it the way that I spent years of my life thinking about Dark Souls 2 or Bloodborne, where I could gush about how much I loved the things that they did and how excited I was to think about the questions and holes left in the storytelling.
I could spend a lot of time being negative about it, and I've written and deleted a lot of words doing just that. It was sixty bucks, and I've gotten 150 hours out of it, and will probably get another 50-100. It's a good value for your money. The gameplay is good and engaging. I think it's fine.
I just don't think it's anything special any more.
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raytorosaurus · 3 years
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now to play a game of do i feel sick because of what i just ate or because of the new pain meds i’m on or as a symptom of potential nerve damage or am i about to have another random vasovagal episode or because i have slept about 14 hours in the past five days
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