#anyway @ frenkie i'm looking right at you. i'm definitely blaming you for this

[palaugranetes]

🔵BLAUGRANETS🔴

24 SEPTEMBER 2020

Ansu: But I don't get what is taking him so long to do it!

JC: I guess he is busy.

Ansu: RIQUIIIIII GET IT DONE WITH ALREADY!!

JC: @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui @Riqui

Dembz: You do know that mentioning him 13428 times does nothing but annoy and give us a whiplash..

Riqui added Luisito

Riqui: Welcome to the kiddie table, where Adult supervision is as non existent as Madrid's treble and where you are free to say whatever the fuck you want @Luisito

Carlitos: Language!

Riqui: Fuck off rizos!

Ansu: 😂😂😂😂

Riqui: Well boys, there you have him... unleash

JC: See @Dembz.. It does work.

Dembz: 🤦🏿‍♂️

Ronald: PISTOLERO!! WE ARE GOING TO MISS YOU! Thank you for everything truly.

Carlitos: Thank you for always helping us Uruguasho! We are going miss you! Any last advice?

Pedri: I wish you all the best Luis. I wish I got to know you more but from what I have seen in such a short time, I can already tell you are a great one.

Francisco: All the best Luis. I appreciate the time we had together, albeit very short. Thank you for welcoming me so well.

Riqui: I remember when you first signed.. It was so out of the blue amazing. And you have been nothing but that with all of us. As one of the younger players I can tell you that having you as someone who encouraged us really helped. So again Thank you so much for believing in us.

Riqui: Also I am so sorry you are leaving the way you are.

Ansu: You truly are a role model for us, I appreciate every advice you gave me and this past season, odd as it may be, has taught me so much and it is in big part thanks to you and Leo. I really am going to miss you 🔫🔫

Luisito is typing...

Dembz: Love you bro, thank you for being their during the tough times and for helping me any time I needed. I'm going to miss you legend. We'll try to make you proud.

Luisito: Hey guys!

JC: I didn't get to spend much time with you @Luisito but I know what an amazing player you are as well as being such a nice guy. Bonne chance. It will be fun to play against you.

Luisito: I see you took a page out of our book

Carlitos: "JC: I didn't get to spend much time with you @Luisito but I know what an amazing player you are as well as being such a nice guy. Bonne chance. It will be fun to play against you." IF we do ...

Ronald: You had to ruin it.

Riqui: Ain't that the bitter truth son...

Frenkie: @Luisito I am so happy I got the opportunity to play alongside you, I wish it could have been longer, but that's football. You definitely deserved a better sending off, and not whatever BS they pulled but ....

Frenkie: Anyways, best of Luck man. 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

Riqui: Good save.

Luisito: I appreciate all the messages boys. It has been a pleasure to see all of you grow and evolve. I already am proud of all of you. The future is bright.

Luisito: If they allow it to be.

Riqui: 🙄

Luisito: But they will be gone soon. So there is hope.

JC: Gonna miss having you as my locker-room neighbour dude.

Luisito: Me too kid.

Luisito: Okay, I guess it's time to go now.. Thank you again boys. It really was a privilege to witness such great young talents. See you guys.. Best of luck to you all and continue to fight for this Club especially when it's ran by a bunch of headless chickens.

Luis: Hasta pronto Chicos.💙❤ Força Barça sempre

Luisito left

25 SEPTEMBER 2020

Ansu: um guys.. why didn't anyone ask him about the Leo GC? I really wanted to know who's in it👉🏾👈🏾

Francisco: Didn't really feel like the time to do it...

Ansu: I know, but I'm still curious.

Dembz: Leo, Luis, Neymar and Phil

Riqui: NEYMAR?

Carlitos: Phil?

Dembz: Those were the members. I was only there for a short period. If I remember correctly Luis was trying to prank Neymar.

Riqui: NEYMAR?!

Dembz: Yes I literally just said that.

Carlitos: NEYMAR?!

Dembz: Oh for fuck sake.. Yes him

Carlitos: But why?!

Dembz: How the hell would I know

Pedri: I wonder what happens in that GC

Riqui: So I guess now Luis is gonna leave then Captains gc huh..

Frenkie: And Ivan

JC: He was there too?!

Frenkie: Yes

Riqui: Waaaaaw

Frenkie: I guess the ones who have been here the longest are in it...

Riqui: Why isn't @Carlitos in it.. He has been here since his curls were longer than him

Ansu: 😂😂😂

Carlitos: 🤨

Iñaki: Can we talk about this another day for crying out loud it's 2 am!

Riqui: Okay pops

Francisco: How is it 2 am already!!

JC: I guess Grandpa is right.. we have training tomorrow.

......................

Riqui: HOLY SHIT! HE REALLY DID THAT!! https://www.instagram.com/p/CFjb7KrCMBg/?igshid=9x7k0wm88n3d

Carlitos: AS HE SHOULD!! AS HE FUCKING SHOULD!

Ansu: That last fuck he gave went away with Luisito.

Dembz: 😂

Riqui: But CAN WE BLAME HIM!?

Frenkie: Not one bit

Pedri: The plot keeps thickening.

................

Iñaki: THE COMMENTS!

Dembz: Can they take a hint already?!

Carles: Clearly they cannot

Riqui: They cannot take a hint even if it was offered to them on an overpriced plate

Francisco: What do you guys think will happen in these remaining months?

Riqui: Possibly, but not limited to, burning the place to the ground.

JC: Very encouraging.

Carlitos: We play in 2 days and many of us still don't know what is happening.

Frenkie: I mean, all we can do is try our best I guess.. Not make an even bigger mess.

Riqui: Mess? We are beyond mess.

Dembz: Try to be more positive

Riqui: Alright..

JC: There you go.

Riqui: I am positive we are beyond Mess. 😃🙂😀😄😁👍🏻🤙🏼👌🏻🤟🏻

Dembz: 🤦🏾‍♂️

JC: Bro..

Riqui: I WAS POSITIVE LOOK AT ALL THE SMILING EMOJIS.

Carlitos: We gotta hang in there petit.

Riqui: I know..

Frenkie: We can show them that we are not here to play.

Carlitos: Actually playing is exactly what we are here for Frenks..

Frenkie: You know what I mean!

Francisco: 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Ansu: I am still thinking about the fact that there are 2 side chats beside this one!..

JC: Right?!

Ronald: We should ask around..

Riqui: But then they'll know we know!

Ansu: True.

Pedri: We can always get info without them knowing

Francisco: But eventually they will tie things together and they'll know we know.

Pedri: Not if we know exactly who to talk to.

Dembz: If one more person says the word Know one more time I'm gonna scream.

Riqui: You just did

Dembz: 😱😱😱😱😱 this is me screaming.

Iñaki: We should come up with a plan. Maybe Luis can help.

Riqui: Why not ask Geri? @Carlitos

Carlitos: I would.. But I rather not.

JC: Why

Carlitos: I want to live

Dembz: Last I checked, he doesn't eat people.

Carlitos: Last I checked, none of you guys got pranked by him.

Pedri: 😳

Francisco: Can't be that bad.

Carlitos: He once stole Victor Valdes' gloves and hid them, which made Vic late to training and got fined because of it.. and that was a light prank.

Francisco: 😐😅

Ronald: Okay new plan.. We become friends with him and spare ourselves any future pranks.

Riqui: And what do you think Luis was to him..

Ronald: Shit.. Okay, new NEW plan, we don't ever piss him off and always be on his good side.

JC: So how will we get the dirt.

Iñaki: Luis.

Ansu: Luis.

Frenkie: And Ivan

Riqui: Luis is in both.. or was?

Carlitos: So Luis it is.

Iñaki: 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

#blaugranets gc #babies gc #fc barcelona #luis suarez #riqui puig #carles aleña #ansu fati #frenkie de jong #ousmane dembele #pedri #francisco trincão #jean clair todibo #iñaki peña #ronald araujo #episode 3