#any website is fine too

[emiliosandozsequence]

being just Slightly 'more' autistic than the average tumblr user is fucking hard actually

#i constantly feel like i'm sitting Just outside the circle of understanding in any situation i'm in #and on tumblr it's easier bc most of us are autistic #but everyone seems to be pretty 'high functioning' too #to the point everyone has an expectation of understanding amongst their followers and mutuals even when they maybe shouldn't #so the fact i don't understand things everyone else does #or don't understand certain etiquettes that everyone else does makes being on this website (or anywhere in the world) super fucking hard #this is also why i don't talk to people very often; i'm either rejected and not responded to outright or i will be eventually #bc i'll say something stupid that i don't realize is not polite to say bc in other places it's fine to say or something similar #i don't try to be this way (not understanding the boundaries of others)...it just happens and idk how to improve upon it #i feel like i'm already doing my very best in that regard #but it's obviously still not good enough bc i keep fucking up #(also i hate the terms 'high functioning' and 'more autistic' which is why they're in quotations #bc i just didn't have a better term to use that equally got my point across) #emilio.txt

[too-many-plants]

For the love of God please stop filling out that Senate survey post that I've seen floating around. It's not even a survey being put on by the Senate. It's being put on by Senator Tillis (hard right conservative). You can see it in the url when you click the link it says "ttillis". This survey isn't going to be used to inform policy choices, it's going to be used by the GOP as something like proof of how social media is biased against conservatives or something equally as stupid.

That's why the questions are so obviously biased and misleading

#people literally just believe any random link they come across on twitter #even when it is linking to the shadiest looking website in exsistence #stop filling it out because i can almost guarantee the information is going to be used nefariously #and not to put too fine a point on it #but it 100% feels like this spreading so quickly is a russian psyop 2016-style #because now a whole bunch of people are seeing this garbagr #that was written in a super biased and misleading way specifically by the gop for conservative purposes #but they think its being put on by the broader senate #and its confirming to them that democrats (part of thr broader senate and thus part of this survey) are equally as biased and bigoted #as conservatives #and its like!! no!!! this is specifically this one dude being an asshole!!! #i guarantee you that a democrat run poll or even a neutral poll for the whole senate would look different!! #it would be worded different!! #but people are going to see this and fall right back into 'both parties are equally as bad' bullshit because they don't realize #that this had 0 demorat input because its not a senate poll! #its a senator tom tillis poll

[iguessitsjustme]

work rant feel free to ignore i just need to get this out of my brain before i esplode:

My job not having any social media presence actually drives me insane...I'm going to try to rant without giving away where I work but my god. I work for an extremely well known (at least in the USA) organization and there's a lot of misinformation flying around out there and we do have a website, but just a website. That no one goes to or looks at unless they call and we direct them to exactly what they're looking for because they ask if we have it written down anywhere.

And I think it's incredibly...obtuse...to not have any presence at all. I'm not saying we need to have an extremely loud and huge presence. But even just like an official reddit or an official tiktok (we do have a twitter kind of but it is never used and I honest to god don't think anyone has access to it anymore) and even if those pages just have the most basic information on it, I think that would help. Just like "here's a link to our website. Here's our phone number. Here's which department handles what if you want to be asked for that specific department." I spend so much of my day on the phone with people that have questions that are so easily answered by just going on our website but no one does. Also don't even get me started on what they did to the website it looks like it got hacked now but it didn't.

This is a strange work rant for a Sunday night but I find myself annoyed. My coworkers and I send each other reddit posts of people misunderstanding things. I mean, they are willfully misunderstanding things they were previously informed of. In writing. But if we really want to make it better and more accessible for people, I think having the information presented in multiple ways would be best. Especially when we're dealing with children. These kids are on reddit and on tiktok and on twitter and they have questions and they are more likely going to go searching in those places to find information. And there are people that claim themselves as experts on all of those platforms but none of them work for or have previously worked for my organization. So they don't know. So these kids are getting incorrect information and then I get angry parents and children on the phone because they listened to the wrong person or organization and I'm standing by our policy and our rules and they don't like that.

Also sometimes they aren't angry on the phone because they were misinformed about something saying that they can't do this this or that and it turns out they can. And if they hadn't called they would have entirely missed the opportunity because they're going to the wrong sources because we, as an organization, refuse to be the source on a different platform other than our own.

And I get it. They don't want to hire someone to be the social media person because we are small and don't have the budget for that. But it's 2024. There are many people. Many staff. That have a lot of downtime (not my department unless it's the summer) and this could be the perfect task to give them. Even if it's just coming up with ideas to present. Not even necessarily filming anything. And videos don't need to show anyone's face or voice. We could literally do the most basic shit and it would be beneficial. It would count down on the number of calls we get and my coworkers and I would have time to do our jobs instead of spending half our time on the phone (do not ask how behind we are because it is sad).

There's something else I want to say about a different organization that I think this would help with but I cannot say without giving away where I work and also I can't bitch about our partner without causing problems. But if you live in the USA, you know about our partner, and I guarantee you hate them. But not as much as me. Never as much as me.

#rae irl #rae at work #don't ask where i work #if you figure out where i work no you didn't #but if you figure out where i work and you are specifically a certain age and have questions you can dm me #and i will be happy to answer as best i can but also i doubt that's the case for any of my followers #i think my corner of tumblr is too old for that #this was brought on by me looking up where i work on tiktok and seeing one tiktok in particular #that was so incredibly wrong that my eye started twitching #luckily it only had 1 like and 0 comments but how badly i wanted to say something #like “this is factually inaccurate just look at the website” #skjkgjdhlkfjhglkjdfh i'm fine i'm fine not bitter at all #this is also coming off the heels of multiple of my coworkers getting yelled at on the phones last week #not me because i think people just hear how tired i sound and don't try it #but two of my young coworkers got yelled at because parents didn't like the answers they were told #which isn't really related but i think just having something anything outside of our organizational websites might be beneficial #and yes i did ask once and they said we're gonna step away from that landmine and i haven't brought it up since #i just think it's dumb #also apparently we didn't get internet until like the 2010s so we are so far behind the curve i don't even know

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

signing my legal name like ohohoh they want my super secret identity name?? you want that one?? hehehe they are so bamboozled. they get the fake name :)

#i say this as someone that only goes by a different name at home and like. only 2 people are willing to use it #it's fine for now but idk if the name i have rn is vibing well #how do people even pick names #why do i even need a name #i like not needing a name. i mean. i'll answer to whatever but i've never had any attachment to names #in my head i don't have a name and you can talk with people without one #ugh #the struggle of creating an identity #you know what i do like? titles. #L's ass overlord is welcome because it describes me in ways that no name has #and i'll probably have to get a doctorate too so then i could just be doctor #that or i find a way to become a captain (<- is afraid of the ocean. i would never sail anywhere) #i've been browsing some naming websites for weeks but nothing feels right #part of me wants something really long and unnecessary because that's fun #but my legal name gets a lot of mispronunciation and it's annoying to correct people #i just answer to any variant i hear and i hope dearly that no-one runs into someone who says it differently with me around #so maybe something simple? idk #ughhhhhhh if anyone has any advice tell me i am struggling and i'd like to have a solid association with a name by the time i graduate

[outer-edges]

there's that tiktok of that stupid man going around like 'oh, what if everyone is fake and i'm the only real person', and i know that everyone is dunking on him for being fucking stupid by posing that question, and that whole thing really is a completely different philosophical can of worms that needs to be unpacked. but like.

idk. sometimes, i legitimately think the opposite. like, no, i am the fake person. everyone else here is real. everyone else has rich inner lives and they're vibrant and they have friends and family and empathy and passion and interests and all that shit i yearn for (and have gotten really good at feigning) but don't actually have.

i just have like...like this stark anhedonia.

i'm the fake person. i'm completely empty. everyone else is real. i'm kind of just here.

and i truly do mean this in like the most neutral way possible. this is something i've more or less made my peace with. but sometimes i wish it wasn't something i had to make peace with, ya know? sometimes i wish i wasn't fundamentally separated from people and could just like connect. sometimes i wish i wasn't so empty. ya know?

#...YA KNOW? #bringing irl catchphrase onto this website now yep #i don't get like this on here really #but like screaming into the notion-page-void i've created gets old after a while #so i'm going to scream into this differently shaped tumblr-void which might make me feel a little better #even if it's to the same effect as the empty notion page #mattie gets personal #idk. new tag i guess? #i don't forsee this happening often i am too cringed out by myself to allow myself to dwell for too long #just deeply embarrassed that i have irrational feelings #bc my life is fine #objectively and truly #so rlly aint any reason for all this #none of this makes sense but wtever #what are those lines from sylvia that make me sob? #'i'm hollow' #'there's nothing behind my eyes' #'i'm a negative of a person' #'it's as if i've never thought anything wrote anything or felt anything' #yeah. #....yeah.......

[hua-fei-hua]

i can't believe the number of hoops i had to jump through to get to this blog from your anonymous ao3 omg. i completely understand why you take these precautions though, glad to be here now~ also, i managed to find your otp dissertations page, even tho i am not entirely sure where exactly and i can't seem to be able to find the link again. i should be doing uni work and here i am playing a detective lmao

oh my god i forgot i still haven't finished the otp dissertations page i need to finish my xv essay--

anyway i sincerely appreciate your willingness to jump through hoops!! i tend not to draw attn to them bc it kind of defeats the purpose of publishing anonymously, but i also know Exactly what it is like to be on the other end of an internet scavenger hunt, so i end up setting them up anyway just in case~ hehe

despite that, there's not much special that goes on here aside from regular tumblr blogging LMAO. i continue to be blessedly twitter-free, clinging to this website despite the dismal fandom activity like a maggot to a heap of bones, and the most i reference my anon works here unprompted is just the occasional, "oh, people were nice abt the recent publishing" or "i am going to eat a bolt of leather (is having writer's woes)" haha. it's probably not worth making a tumblr or reviving an old blog just to follow me.

that said, feel free to poke by every so often if you ever have questions abt wip progress or wanna hear some more thoughts abt various other publishings~~

#asks #anonymous #my uid is 628363596 on na server if you wanna chill in gnshn but judging by your timezone you're probably in europe #maybe i will make an annotated ver. of pure identity to put somewhere on the anon blog #truly there is no one who loves analyzing my own writing more than i do lol <3 #the day i learned you could do <a href=[LINK]><img src=[IMG_LINK]></a> to make a picture into a link i became far too powerful #i really am deeply attached to tumblr's customizability though. i love feeling like i'm making a little personalized website #like yeah ofc it's a lot of work. but you're telling me i can HIDE whatever i WANT into the code and LEAD PEOPLE to SECRET PAGES????? #i was what my teachers called either 'quirky' or 'a dumpster fire (affectionate)' and it shows hahaha #Anyway if i were to recommend any of my other gnshn fics it would actually be 'disjunct' #haven't put all that much gnshn fic out just bc i'm making myself finish them entirely before publishing any of it but i'm fine with that #it's not like i have a Name or Reputation to uphold or anything. i just do whatever i want whenever

[kratomqueen]

imagine if someone said this shit about any other group of human beings lol some people are this website are actually sociopathic. of course parents should stop their kids from doing this but why the fuck are you blaming the kid for their natural curiosity? most people tried doing this as children

#i did this and im definitely not a fucking rapist. why the fuck would you say this #kids are the most vulnerable group in society. stop talking about them like this #if you don't enjoy children's company that's fine but there's no excuse to speak of them so cruelly #they're little people with undeveloped brains still trying to figure out how the world works #imagine if someone said this about a highly disabled person who has the impulse control of a child lol all hell would break loose #but somehow it's okay to say about an actual child. wtf #i still remember being so hurt as a kid by people who didn't hide their disdain for children #and child hate seems to be getting even more common now. i don't want my son experiencing this shame inducing shit #i make sure he's well behaved and doesn't bother people but sometimes he tries to do stuff that's natural for a kid #and he shouldn't be made to feel like theirs something wrong with him when he's still learning #*there's #treating kids like this when what they need is guidance and gentle discipline to teach them the ways of the world #is what creates fearful and shame filled adults #again there's nothing wrong with not wanting kids or not enjoying their company but blatant hate is fucked up #children are just as human as any other vulnerable group #i really hope this person is just a 15 year old edgelord. i see way too many adults like this tho #especially on reddit lmao that website is such a cesspool

[nagmaskarangungo]

Oh Don't Mind Me Just Popping Back In Here After Not Being Here For Quite A While Lol

/half joking

Tag Rant Incoming!

#uhhh... hi? i guess? #hope any of you are doing fine since the last time i was here #i kinda just needed to give myself some time away #mostly bc i started developing some kind of dashboard fomo #& also bc i was kinda reflecting abt what i've been doing here #*mostly abt my ethics here (though most of the time it ended up... not being productive in a mental sense)* #& also bc i started to worry abt acting overly familiar to some of the ppl i follow #didn't want to be THAT kind of parasocial #as well as some personal shit i'm not willing to talk abt here (don't worry it's nothing too awful but it's still terrible) #i'm not very good w/ words but this seems adequate for me #Anyways! i'm somewhat fine (though i feel like i still need to deal w/ shit irl sometime) #& i'm slowly getting around to the whole Being On This Website deal again #(though hopefully w/ a more sustainable & healthier way than last time) #(hopefully but we'll see) #that's abt all i wanted to say rn #also to the mutual who checked in on me in my messages. i appreciate you doing that even though we don't really interact much #I know i didn't reply but i really do appreciate it. Thanks! /gen #babble on the tower #i think i might change that tag later (or not idk) #dnrb #just in case ppl out there don't know: dnrb = Do Not ReBlog

[lesbiancarat]

wait the US shop is sold out of all the sector 17 albums already???

edit: i literally posted this and refreshed the page of the US shop and the unsigned albums are no longer sold out 🤡 works for me though

#i'm waiting to order until the concept photos come out like i usually do #but i went to check the website bc i heard they had random signed albums from the US shop too #and i'm not super surprised that those are sold out but all the unsigned albums say they're sold out too #i've never seen that on the us shop though tbf it's only been around for a couple cbs and this is the first time they had signed albums #which i guess attracted more people #i'm fine not getting a signed album but it's just really annoying bc the US shop is the only US-domestic place #that lets u choose a specific version when you preorder. bc target is random #i'll probably just wait until it's released and buy it in person in target which i don't normally like to risk bc there's no guarantee #that they'll have the version i want there either. but s17 only has 2 versions + i like yellow and blue so i might like both #so if it was going to happen at any point it might as well be this comeback #but it's still annoying like yall really didn't stock more unsigned albums?? #and it's also annoying that they aren't releasing the concept photos until later either #sorry for the rant i'm just frustrated. it's not the end of the world i just don't like things throwing off my routine #hopefully they restock them on the US shop though 😞 #melia.txt

[dyketubbo]

do you ever see a post and go "wow you really live in a completely different way because how did you get to that conclusion" because thats how it feels whenever we see a post that implies some minority group has actually reached a point where they are never hated on in the way that ops minority group is hated on. sorry to break it to you but we are all actually still very widely hated

#i was going to just leave this blog alone as im not mask and dont care to fandompost bc itd feel Weird #but i did see a post a bit ago that reminded me of this weeeirrdd impression weve gotten #that like.. transfem hcs are widely accepted while transmasc hcs are uniquely seen as disgusting and horrible #and often weve seen the reverse as well. that transmasc hcs are completely accepted while transfem hcs are uniquely treated as awful #and its like ummmmm do we not live on the same planet even. do we not use the same website #from what i remember people wrote essay length posts abt why using she/her for cwilbur is Bad #and cleminnit got halted for a good while bc one person who engaged w it interacted w poppy fuckers #so the person who noticed got weirded out by cleminnit in general and so for a while it was seen as a hc inherently linked to poppy fuckers #on the other hand weve known people who got anon hate for transmasc hcs #and theres been a constant debate on both sides about whether hcing a canon man as transfem is even ok #and whether hcing a canon woman as transmasc is ok #and whete to draw the lines w stereotypes and yada yada #and its like hm. maybe we are all just hated acrually. maybe we shouldnt keep peddling the idea that any one minority group #has actually Made It to the point of being widely accepted and revered and never criticized #bc once you start dojng that you start getting rlly weird towards other minorities #and thats weird. and you shouldnt be dojng that. #slow down a bit and actually Think on whether this type of minority hc is genuinely more accepted and seen as fine #or if its just that you arent paying attention to how its still very hated and often shot down HARD #and apply that to real life shit too. yk. is this minority group actually accepted or are you just not a part of it #so your oppression seems to be much more widespread when really its just a matter of proximity. and we are all hated v much #presidential notices #<-hi. my names president/pres. unlikely that ill be active here im.. lets say a placeholder until this episode passes over #not mask. not grass. not tubzo. someone new

[greyphitus]

Hey guys

There's a post going around about something called the "Invertebrate Studies Institute" needing help. A few comments made on the post made me curious, so I checked it out and it seems sketchy to me. (ETA: the post's OP is now aware of the situation and is trying to rectify things on their end, and are ok with my post getting more exposure. Read the notes for more info too!)

The institute is a startup and the owner has displayed misogynistic behavior. He made a company and received "$1.3 million in research grants from the USDA and Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation" in 2011, but there aren't any research papers listed on the ISI website more recent than 2012 (sources: ISI website, People Behind the Science podcast transcript, All Things Bugs LLC webpage). It's possible his research is still a work in progress, but I would expect to see some genome sequencing work at the least since that seems to be a major focus.

Also, it's possible to ship frozen specimens in dry ice and have them be fine. Even stuff for molecular work and genome sequencing. So the inability to get help from other research groups, to where they're asking for a local freezer plug-in, is a bit weird to me.

Some screenshots below the cut, didn't screenshot everything since it's mostly just text, but I did cite the sources if you wanna read them yourself.

Not sure what the overall point is of this post is besides "seems sketch to me" but I saw a lot of people worrying on the initial post so I wanted to at least mention this stuff.

Comments from the tumblr post which sparked my initial concerns.

Screenshots from the LinkedIn link, with the initial contact and follow-up legal threat.

Screenshot from the ISI website talking about their facility and "initiative" (I noticed a lot of the wording on the website sounded like they hadn't done significant research, which also gave me pause).

And, for fun, the CDC guide on shipping frozen specimens.

#not photos #invertebrate studies institute #making my own post cause I don't want to signal boost the misogynist startup sorry #FYI OG post's OP is now aware of all this and does not support the scientist in being a shitbag or anything like that #they are trying to rectify the situation on their end #they just wanted to save the frozen science bugs

[melonn-soda]

❝ PERSONAL STREAM (A Little Too Personal..) ❞

word count: 1.9k

warnings: subbot! cis male reader, domtop! cis male kamo choso, camboy! choso, slight dumbification?, praise kink, reader referred to as a size queen (term is used for a man), mention of edging (choso), mentions/descriptions of manhandling

prompt: congratulations! you just won a solo fan call with your favorite camboy! hope you have fun watching him getting off to you being just the goodest boy ever :)

notes: a gift for and and idea from @sooniebby I jus made it into a choso fic. I've been holding it off for a while now, I think. this isn't as good as had wanted it to be but it's fine regardless. not beta read, sorry not sorry

fem aligned dni

you can’t believe it.

you actually can’t believe what you’re reading right now.

in your email inbox, something you barely ever check unless needed to, had a message from the user of a porn website (not your proudest moment) that you signed up on just to watch his videos, telling you that you won this month’s drawing. you had to stand up, walk around, eat breakfast, and come back to your computer to see if it was still there. if it was still real. you swore you’ve never felt so excited yet so scared in your life.

to know that, somehow, you won that solo fan call, to know that he’ll be jerking off for you, to know that no one else can see him but you, talking to you, and- shit. you were getting hard. you looked back at your computer screen. the email is still there. you’re not crazy. you feel like you are though.

the roll of the cheap gaming chair you bought from amazon sounded muffled in your ears as you backed away from your computer, getting up to get ready for the day with that email still lingering like an itch on your scalp that you can’t seem to satisfy. you need to get to work.

your co-workers noticed the blank stare in your eyes as you slipped on your chef coat and pants, hands on autopilot as you tucked hair into your hat and tied the apron around your waist. it smelled of fresh detergent since they just washed your uniform. your friend had to even point out that you cut your finger when dicing onions because you were too out of it to even notice. or was it that working in the food industry made your fingers numb to the sensation since it happens so many times? ... huh.

when you got back home, you opened up the email again. it’s still there. it’s still real. did you want it to be fake? part of you says yes but the majority of you hoped not. i mean, you’ve been following this guy for.. what, months now? lord knows how much money you’ve sent to him. he wants to start the call at 7pm on discord.

you thought he might use something else other than that app but he was probably just using an alternative account and he most likely changes his user after every raffle. if you were him, you would do the same thing.

...

you should probably take a shower.

it was 6:40 and your hair was still damp with water, towel resting on your shoulders to catch any stray droplets from getting your shirt wet. you kind of wanted to back out. the fear of being one to one with the camboy you’ve been fantasizing about for a long while now was scaring you a bit.

fingers fidgeting with the paper stars littering your desk and your foot rapidly tapping against the floor, you watched the seconds go by on your desktop. your dominant hand reaches for your mouse and highlights his username to copy it and paste it onto the add user section, sending the friend request to see that he accepts it not even 2 minutes later. ...was he getting ready?

your webcam was sitting on your desk, not properly hooked onto the top of your computer. it was plugged in but you hardly ever use it so it just sits where it is. should you set it up? ..no, you didn’t feel like it. your mic was completely ready though, as always. you and your friends would always play together on call, so it was your most used piece of equipment.

4 minutes.

your stomach twisted in anxiety.

choso sighed as he applied lotion all over his torso, all too used to the way he prepared everything during streams and bonus videos locked behind an even bigger paywall. this sidegig he was doing felt like a chore sometimes but money was money, and by god did this account make him a lot of it.

lots of women flocked to his account, entranced by the way his voice stuttered whenever he close, his hips that instinctively jerked because his hand wasn’t able to move any faster, and the whimpers that teared into the mic when he came all over his hands and milked himself for all that he’s worth. they mostly talked about how perfect his dick looked but that was an average comment in his chat.

he saw the friend request notification pop up on his computer and figured he’d at least get his cock hard before the call even started. he put on some random porno in the background, stroking himself with little care and when he got half-hard, he figured that would’ve been enough. he accepted the friend request and close the tab with the video playing, looking over to see that he had 4 minutes until he would start the call.

fingers moving expertisley across the keyboard, he made sure to tell you that the first 30 minutes of this session was free, any longer and you would have to start paying up. you replied with a very short, “got it.” and left it at that. you seemed to type out something more before it quickly went away, causing choso to raise an eyebrow. were you scared?

35 seconds.

choso was getting tired of waiting, so he began the call. unbeknownst to him, you freaked out when you heard the ringtone rumble through your speakers, hesitating to accept the call. in the end, you did anyway because you didn’t have to pay for this private session for 30 whole minutes.

the half-curse’s hand went back to his dick, stroking it with barely any passion behind his movements. however, he wasn’t expecting to see the face of the winner from the drawing within 5 minutes of the call, teeth biting into his fist as his other hand’s fingers worked himself open. choso swore he was no longer half-hard, dick twitching to life in his hands, pre already leaking from the tip of his cock.

he was used to mostly knowing that women were behind the screen and heavily suspected that you might’ve been one- but fuck, to know that another man was getting off to his voice, his cock, drove him wild.

maybe he’ll get rid of that 30 minute rule.

you didn’t mean to turn your webcam on.

you could feel your stomach sink when you could see yourself on full display for the camboy in the discord call. it was too late to turn it off now. whatever. you only live once.

“aren’t you just the cutest?” you aren’t sure why you flinched but the way his voice carried those words certainly got you feeling things, “how about you turn your mic on too, yeah? wanna hear your pretty voice.”

shakily, the hand you were biting on reaches for your mouse and you click unmute. your fingers that were inside you accidentally pressed against your prostate, causing a loud moan to fall from your lips, immediately slapping your hand over your mouth to silence yourself. you don’t want to get a noise complaint from the neighbors... again. the first time having to explain that to an officer was embarrassing enough.

“good boy,” he grunts into the mic, bucking his hips up with a loud smack coming from his end of the call, “jus’ the sweetest little thing, aren’t ya? betcha’d be just absolutely adorable if i were to fuck you stupid. it hasn’t even been 15 minutes and you’re drooling all over your pretty fingers.”

you didn’t even notice that you’ve been panting so much that spit began to run down your chin, too absorbed in the way the camboy’s dick spilled even more pre over his massive hands. fuck, just how strong could he be? could he manhandle you? yank your head back using your hair as a handle while blowing your back out? shove you down on his cock because you simply weren’t riding him fast enough?

“you got a dildo on you, baby?” he asks you, his hand slowing down to a stop. his words pulled you out of your abundance of fantasies to shift your focus back into reality, vision a little blurry from the tears resting on your eyelids.

you managed to fumble out a small, “mhmm..” just loud enough for him to hear and he tells you to grab it. in a slight daze, you reach into one of your many desk drawers to pull out the toy that sat in its box, already cleaned from its prior use.

“do a favor for me, yeah? put it in nice and slow, imagine it’s my cock stuffing you full. how big ‘s your toy? five- six inches?” he sure likes to ask a lot of stuff, you notice.

“‘s seven..” you mutter, wincing when you push the toy inside your hole, stretching you full and your mind goes numb.

he chuckles, deep and breathy and shit- “so you’re a size queen? that’s what they call it, right?” he starts pumping his fist around his cock again, albeit slower than before. you would take a bet that he was edging himself, “that’s it. such a good boy f’me.”

legs quaking in place, you managed to get it all inside you. sitting on it was much harder on your chair than you anticipated, the current position you were holding getting uncomfortable. cautiously, you lifted your hips, wrapping your hand around your own dick and giving it a few strokes while breathy moans left your lips, slamming yourself back down on the dildo. your eyes widened in surprise as the tip of it pressed against your prostate, a loud whimper echoing throughout your room.

“fuck-! you’re so cute, mmph- k-keep going, baby. i’m getting close- ah!” you could see that his hand was moving much faster than when you last looked up at your camera, quick breaths and filthy pleas paired with the desperate thrusts of his hips.

 stumbled cries left your lips when you began to keep up with his pace, fingers getting sticky with pre as you continue to stimulate yourself. through blurred tears, you could see his hips rut one last time before a stifled moan left his throat and his fist was coated with his cum, dripping onto his pants.

he winces at the overstimulation from just shifting his hand to let go of his softening cock, grabbing a tissue to clean himself up while watching you bounce up and down your toy. you could even say he was jealous. even so, he could tell you were pathetically chasing your own orgasm, breathy sighs escaping from the confines of your lips. eyes closed in slight shame yet concentration, your thumb came up to the tip of your dick and rubbed, causing a yelp to slip through and your eyes opened once more.

however, you weren’t expecting to see the gorgeous face behind the creator of all those inappropriate streams you’ve watched the second your hips slammed back down on the dildo. 

“[name]..”

ropes of your own release spilling out of your dick, it finally registered in your head that the camboy was willingly letting you see this. your thighs quaked not only in nervousness but also in fear that you might get a boner again just from how handsome he was. his face was pale although dusted with a bright hue of red covering his cheeks, eyebags signaling a lack of sleep, he had some sort of black line going over the bridge of his nose and cheekbones, and slightly messy black hair tied up into short ponytails. if he wasn't attractive to anyone, he was at least attractive to you.

his pretty and slightly plump lips opened to speak once more, “do you.. wanna meet up in person..?”

“h-huh...?”

#x bottom male reader #bottom male reader #male reader #x male reader #sub male reader #dom male character #top male character #jjk x reader #jjk x male reader #jujutsu kaisen x male reader #choso x reader #choso x male reader #jjk choso x reader #jjk choso x male reader #gay #mlm #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen x reader

[arberxhekaj]

atp an espn subscription it’s useless and the only reason i have it is because it comes in a bundle. can’t watch games can’t listen to games can’t do shit!! what is the POINT!!

#fuck espn #fuck major leagues too #nhl regular season only works half the time bc the website is so fuckin broken #and ofc they don’t stream the playoffs at all #gotta pay for that shit separately through the nhl #and that’s fine i have nhlwebcast! i can live! #but now i wanna listen to baseball games!! #and there’s video streams but i just wanna LISTEN to the game #and sure $20 for a season pass for mlbtv isn’t bad but it’s like?? CMON #and espn doesn’t give you any kind of minor league streaming either! #if i wanna watch a rocket game or listen to a cyclones game well tough shit gotta shell out for that too #wanna watch women’s hockey? nope they don’t host that #how about junior or world championships? none of that either! #what the hell is the point of a subscription then?? #and it’s not like cable is any better anymore bc you have to pay for all those stations separately #men’s pro sports do not need more money!! i’m not giving you more of my fucking money!! #im just so fucking frustrated #late stage capitalism sucks #stfu mo

[kuiinncedes]

not me waking up so early for office hours and the queue isn’t even open bro the instructor not even awake 😭

#pls ;-; #i need help also i need sleep LMAO #rip ;-; it’s technically from 9-12 but bro u need to get on that office hrs queue right when it fucking opens to have any chance of them #getting to u lol ;-; #office hours????? pls???????? #not the ‘queue opens at 12pm’ on the website vs announcement from last night and gcal saying 9am #;-; it’s so eaflyyyyy plsssssss i woke up for this shittttt 😭 #bro the ia rly not awake or sm LMAO ;-; #anbfvfenddjchjejdjdjdjfhchxbdhdhddhhdhd #honestly how did i wake up . i’m too sleep deprived for this ;-; #broooloooo i understand if they’re asleep but bro u said 9am and ppl woke up for this andfdjdjdjjfjfhdhfhf #this guy not gonnna see this at all but i’m just tired and had a rough weekend lmao #is ok i think i’ll be good on the project ;-; is just again like i’m screwing my self over for my exams this week but #anyway i want to reply to a piazza post abt this w just ;-; #is how i feel ;-; sndbddbhdueufisjshdudjdjdj #guess i’m fucking awake now tho ;-; #so much ;-; lmao #it’s fine i dont need ur office hours anyway >:( would’ve been NICE #but i haven’t been able to get thru the office hours queue like at all this week lol so whatever i can do it without #ANYWAY ;-; cool #jeanne talks

[azuremist]

A message to Twitter users coming to tumblr: a message from your local duel-hellsite citizen

So, I’ve seen a ton of Twitter users talking about making and sharing their new tumblr blogs, to escape Elon Musk’s “anti censorship” bullshittery. First of all: welcome! I know it’s looking bleak over there; especially for trans people. But, now that you’re here, I’m here to tell you all about tumblr etiquette, how this website works, and how it’s different from Twitter. Because you can’t come onto here acting like it’s Twitter, lest The Beast get to you.

First, here are a small handful of tips and tumblr facts!

Your likes and who you are following are automatically set to public. You can make them private in your settings!

You can block tags from the settings, too.

There are lots of bots on here. If you’re not careful, you could be mistaken for one! The main way you can avoid this is changing your icon and header from the defaults. Adding a bio helps too!

You can queue and schedule posts so that your account posts throughout the day.

Like Twitter, tumblr has a radical feminist and TERF problem. However, they’re pretty easy to spot. There are lots of guides out there to help you learn how to spot tumblr TERFs!

Tumblr, for the most part, does not have any celebrity or brand accounts.

Your tumblr follower count is private.

You can have multiple accounts with the same email, and they’re very easy to switch between! These are called “sideblogs”.

Your main page is not a “timeline”. It is a “dashboard”!

You can have a custom desktop theme using HTML! Think like ye olde MySpace days. There are tons of pre-made tumblr themes available, if you’re not already proficient in HTML; including free ones!

Now, let’s talk tumblr etiquette and how it’s different from Twitter. You’re a tumblr user now! It’s time to start acting like it!

Don’t just like posts. They don’t increase visibility whatsoever. The way that you can help posts that you like is reblogging them to your blog. Especially for art!

We don’t say “oomfs” or “oomfies”. Just “mutuals” is fine, thanks!

Adding onto a post with pointless comments is frowned upon. If all you have to say is “this is so true,” or something else to that effect, you should put that in the tags of your reblog.

Most people don’t have carrds or rentries on here. Some of us do, but it’s not an obligation like it is for Twitter.

Similarly, we don’t censor words like “die” and “death”. Posts about wanting to brutally murder people in power go viral all the time, and it’s completely allowed. I’m serious! Enjoy your newfound freedom!

Blocking isn’t a big deal here. Get rid of any weird notion you have that morality is linked to blocking certain people.

But lastly, and most importantly:

Drop your discourse at the door.

If you try to post about most of the things that Twitter users discourse about, you will be laughed off the site. Especially Twitter LGBT+ discourse. Posts actively mocking topics of Twitter discourse go viral on here regularly.

Tumblr has mostly healed since its discourse-ridden days, and it’s now much more chill. Of course, discourse still happens, but it is so easy to avoid now. For a lot of us, tumblr is the last pleasant social media site left, so don’t ruin it.

Here is a list of discourse-related things that tumblr users don’t do:

Most of us don’t do callout posts, unless it’s something actually serious (like that one blog that had a human slave).

Everything that you heard on Twitter was “exclusive” to certain LGBT+ groups is used by just about everyone on here. Bi women use the double venus symbol on here. You’ll just have to learn to live with that.

In particular, I want to emphasize how much we don’t do flag discourse. To the point that somebody caring about flag discourse of any kind is how we tend to identify an ex-Twitter user.

On here, you will never have to see another slur discourse post again, unless you actively seek it out.

You’re free.

You’re welcome. And enjoy your time on here! If you have the time, please consider watching StrangeÆons’ Tumblr Etiquette Manual on YouTube, as well.

#elon musk #twitter #tumblr culture #tumblr #azure does a thing

[gremlingottoosilly]

Sex Worker/Prostitute Reader X König,

Originally only slept with Konig because none of the other girls in the residence wanted to, but eventually he became a regular, and a pretty good tipper, besides the places he took her dates/dinner to were pretty nice, it probably be alright to keep him as a regular

Konig is the type to ask his mates whether or not a camgirl on his favorite website really likes him after he bought her 1000 Euros worth of sex toys and treats. He is the type to buy a whole night with you just to spend half of it not fucking, but sleeping on your lap instead and ask you to feed him grapes or something. The type to find a picture of you on the sex work website and fall in love immediately, making it his goal to get out of the employment unscathed so he could get to fuck you. You were really nervous about sleeping with a guy like him at first. Seriously, it is one of the worst mistakes of your life - they are usually cruel and rough and sometimes become violent if provoked. Your brothel provided protection, but you doubt that any of the security guys could tackle a man like Konig if he were to become violent. But, he paid for three hours upfront, and had the eyes of a really sad puppy. You don't want to crush a pup's dreams, so you just hold him while he fucks you like a man starved. He talks about his job - and you immediately want to press a distress button because fuck no, you are not sleeping with a mercenary. Then he leaves the tip. That is more than the three hours he even paid for. Sometimes you even consider going solo because of him. He pays you too much for the stuff that you do - even with the amount of poses you practice with him, as you push yourself onto him and hold like a snake, he is still soft. Scared, almost. He treats you like an actual girlfriend sometimes and you feel bad because fuck no, the guy is nice and he deserves to have an actual partner who will receive these expensive gifts. But Konig is dead set on treating you to dinner before every night together, and even when he disappears for his deployment for weeks on end, he still sends you money as long as you treat him to your nudes. You don't usually send your number to the clients, too much of a danger, but Konig seems...fine. Not too cruel, at least. Then he started to become weird. Money and compliments became long conversations. Then phone calls. You don't even want to ask for money anymore because, honestly, hearing this man mumbling about his parents is scaring you enough. You really, really don't want to witness this...yet you don't really have a choice on the matter.

#konig x reader #cod #konig #yandere konig #cod x reader