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niceminipotato · 3 days
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And all of the high fives please. They make me soooo happy. Alcina be out there laying the law too lol. I still need her to catch me again though.
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theyanderespecialist · 7 months
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Base Yandere Lord Dimitrescu Headcanons (Genderbent Lady Dimitrescu) (Resident Evil Village)
[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! Welcome back to another chapter! In this chapter it is Lord Daddy Dimitrescu as a yandere, he is the genderbent of Lady Dimitrescu. The Artwork I have for this is on Tumblr, wattpad, youtube, etc. I own it as I commissioned it. I hope you all enjoy this chapter here!]
(Disclaimer: Lord Daddy Dimitrescu is the genderbent version of Lady Dimitrescu, and he is not yandere in canon as her. This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all. Simping for fictional characters is fine, just do not be gross or illegal about it. Also, rule 63 is if there is a female character on the internet it has a male version and vice versa. Also, Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life. NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY ARE MOMMIES AND DADDIES AND OR HOT LOL)
But let's be honest if Daddy D was yandere for me I would DROP EVERYTHING For this man!
Still, yanderes are not ideal… poo…
(Once Again, Enjoy this!)
-Base Yandere Lord Dimitrescu Headcanons-
.Lord Daddy D (yes that is what I am going to call him in this and you cannot stop me XD) is one of the four lords.
.You are the child of the local tavern owner in the village.
.You were to take Lord Dimitrescu's wine from him to transport out of town, this is how you met the lord.
.Instantly he wanted you, and he would have you.
.You would be a good partner and parent to his daughters.
.He wanted to keep you and he will.
.He now would come down to the tavern very often. Where he would see you working as a waiter at your father's tavern.
.You were a dutiful child and he could not wait to have you. To taste you in more than one way~
.He obviously has an excitement for how large he is compared to you.
.His sheer size, he could use you like a toy on his manhood.
.The idea alone excites him.
.Also he could make love to you standing up lifting you up and down on him.
.Almost wrapping a hand around half of your waist.
. Your size to him is something he likes very much.
.It makes him the more dominant one and is able to make you his easily.
.As a yandere he is very possessive and controlling and demanding.
.You belong to him and you should do as he says when he says it.
.You will be his nice little spouse for him.
.He has a daddy kink
.So he would be fatherly to you and guide you as a caretaker a lot of the time.
.He is also the type of yandere that will love to worship your body over and over making love to you until you pass out.
.To make you feel like you might shatter upon him.
.He is also very rough with you in the bedroom.
.able to make you cry out in delight and come undone upon him.
.He can be also a bit of a jealous yandere.
.He wants to be your one and only.
.If any other man or woman defiled you then they will be killed.
.If you were with anyone else besides him he would punish you.
.You should have none better and been a good future spouse and waited for him. Even though you did not know he would want you.
.Once he does punish you and kills all that have been with you.
.He will claim you, marking you as his and his alone, so no one will ever be able to have a claim on you again.
.He will most likely brand you with his house crest and carve his name into your collarbone.
.So everyone knows that you are his and belong to him and him alone.
.You will be moved to the castle to be his bed warmer and future spouse.
.Only his daughters and him could speak to you.
.If you tried to run the villagers are more than willing to capture you again and to bring you back to him.
.Where you would be punished by him for daring to leave then he will make love with you for days on end until you know your place with your future husband.
.He deals with rivals by torturing them and throwing them into the dungeon.
.You will be a good partner for him, he will make sure of it.
.He confesses to you by having a candlelit dinner.
.It is beyond romantic, if you say yes, you will be expected to marry him in post haste.
.If you say no, well he will threaten your family.
.He was a lord, what would your father do if he tavern was closed.
.If you still say no he will just have your father give him your hand that way you cannot say no.
.In the end you will marry him, it is just better for you if you are willing.
.He will hold your family over your head and you will be forced to marry him.
.To become his spouse and to warm his bed. If possible to carry his seed and give him more children.
.He will not stop until you are his mark his words.
.You belong to house Dimitrescu, you belong to Lord Daddy D.
(Now should there a mini-series of Vampire lord Daddy D >:3
[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I hope that you all enjoyed this and stay sexy all of my sexy muffins!]
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Au Where I Make Cod Characters Act Like Characters I Simp For From Other Fandoms
Requested: No
Warnings: Blood Drinking, Voyeurism, Ghost has 3 sons (all fully grown and 25+, their names are Payton, Quentin, and Rowan), small bit of ✨spice✨, Dub-Con touching, Reader is called “Wife” and “Woman” in Soap’s part (if you know who Eddie Gluskin is, you know why), torture, tarantula, tarantula crawling on the reader, mentions of gore, blindfolding, abduction
Ghost - Lady Dimitrescu (Re8)
Ghost stares down at you, on your knees before him, shaking in fear while looking entirely out of place on his expensive rugs with your dirty and tattered clothing, covered in filth from the village outside, scratches all over. Looked like you had tumbled with a Lycan or two, he was almost impressed that you had survived such an encounter.
Ghost sighed as he sipped his wine, the rich taste of a maiden’s blood soaking into his tongue, a burst of beautiful flavor on his senses, like fireworks behind his eyes. He looked to you before looking away again, golden eyes narrowed like a snake’s. He was pretty sure you wouldn’t make good wine. But looks could be deceiving, perhaps he should sample you to be sure?
He heard you squeak and his attention snapped back to you, agitation melting away when he saw that one of sons was was currently kissing and sucking along your neck while another was pushing his hand into your pants, the third palming at your chest while nuzzling his face against yours. Surprisingly gentle for his boys, it seemed that they liked you more than the usual manthings.
He sighed again, deciding that maybe he could keep you around, if only to amuse his rowdy boys.
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Soap - Eddie Gluskin (Outlast: Whistleblower)
He saw you. He saw you he saw you he saw you. He knows you’re there, hiding from him. You heard him chase you up the stairs, slammed the door in his face, damn near breaking his nose before locking it behind you. He had to break it down, an easy feat but it had given you plenty of time to hide from him. No matter, the room was only so big.
“Come out, Love. You’re hurting my feelings.” He cooed into thin air, hoping to soothe you like you were some sort of wild animal that got trapped in the asylum. “I just want to love you, can’t you see that?”
Something shifted to his right, he jumped towards it, scraping his elbows on the cement only to find it was a kitten darting through the rubble. He clicked his tongue, annoyance beginning to take hold when his patience started to wain.
“Darling, stop running from me! We’re going to miss the ceremony!” He called, standing to his full height again, brushing dirt off of his makeshift vest. “I want to make an honest woman of ya! Marry ya and fill you up with my bairn.”
Another shift, this time inside a locker. He took care not to focus on it as he checked his pocket for the spare lock he kept for situations just like this.
“You’ll look so pretty, swollen and full of me. And our babes will be so beautiful. I hope they look like you.” He said, trying to make it look like he wasn’t walking towards you, his fingers clenched tight on the lock, stroking the smooth metal. “Maybe with my eyes though. Just a little bit like me so everyone knows who ya belong to.”
The lock clicked in place and he felt your panic in the air before you showed it, but then you were banging on the inside of the locker, chanting a soft “no” again and again like that would get you out of this mess. If he looked close enough he was sure he could see your tears.
“There you are, My Lovely Wife.” He purred happily.
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König - Asa Emory (The Collector)
König watched as you squirmed, silent as the grace as you sniffled and sobbed, frightened beyond belief. You’d woken up chained to a ceiling by your wrists, stripped naked save for your panties and the blindfold over your eyes. You couldn’t even remember how you’d gotten here. One moment you were in bed, the next? Here.
And the worst part was that something was crawling on you, sticking to your skin no matter how hard you tried to shake it off, making it’s way up your body. Every step it took with it’s furry legs sent you further into a panic attack. It only amused König as he watched one of his beloved tarantulas walk upon your skin. It made for a lovely picture, he’d have to do this again sometime.
He just couldn’t help himself when he saw you, all wide eyed and scared as he chased you through your house, dead family members and pets all over, slipping in their blood and guts with every turn. He didn’t even know you were home when he started laying his traps. Didn’t even know you existed.
But he was glad you were there. From the second he saw you, he wanted to know what you looked like naked, blood running down your body as he touched you, made you enjoy his touch. He got so excited that he ended up slamming your head into the ground a little too hard when he wants to knock you out. He hoped your brain didn’t suffer too much damage, he wanted you to be able to remember this. Remember your fear.
Maybe he’d paint your pretty face after this, just to watch your tears ruin the makeup, smearing it down your face as he fucked you, all pain and no pleasure. Poor little Fehler. His little Bug.
You shouldn’t have come out of your room.
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Alejandro - Brahms Heelshire (The Boy)
He could hear you, trying to stifle your sobs as you crawled under barbed wire and through bramble, your sniffles of pain and fear echoing in his ears. It was almost…cute, how you thought you were being quiet. But so sad for you, Little One, he heard you loud and clear.
His hand clasped around the back of your neck, pulling you out of the bushes and into his arms no matter how hard you squirmed and squealed, pushing at him with your cut palms, bits of glass and thorns digging further into your open flesh. He’d need to bandage that for you.
He cooed in your ear, trying to soothe you as his hands patted your face and belly, trying to calm you down as you sobbed. His sweet Nanny, come to watch over him. And he’d watch over you just the same now that he was out of the walls. Once he got you back into the house and tied down onto his bed. Maybe he could calm you down like that, with his tongue between your legs, drawing sweet noises from your lips instead of the fearful ones you were making now.
He lifted his mask up just above his nose, burned nose nudging against yours softly, voice cracking from disuse. “Kiss?” He whispered, watching you shrink in on yourself with frustration. You kissed the doll’s head, but not him?
He sighed, deciding he would have to work on that later as he hauled you over his shoulder, ignoring the pounding on his back as you cried and screamed. No one would hear you. Not ever again. You were his, and nothing would take you away from him.
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theyellowroseofsodor · 5 months
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Hey everyone! Another fun update! I will be starting up The Yellow Rose again this month. Yes I utterly failed Traintober but my excuse is that I got sick and was busy. That… that’s it. That’s the excuse for a full month of being ✨ lazy ✨.
BUT The Yellow Rose will be updated this month FOR SURE.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go simp over Astarion from BG3 for a moment like Markiplier simped over Lady Dimitrescu. 😂
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marvelnatswhore · 2 years
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Serious question;
How would you guys feel if I started posting about Lady Dimitrescu? I’ve been in love with her longer than I’ve known Natasha even exists, I just never had the nerve to post about her. Like I wanna write some fics, post photos and simp openly for her. 
I thought about making another account for her but it would prolly stress me out, so idk
And for those of you who don’t know her, First off how dare you shes the milf of all milfs  but here’s some photos of her ;)
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If no one says anything (I’m expecting they won’t) I’m just gonna start posting with her. Fully still like 80% Marvel blog I just wanna show my 9ft vamp wife some love <3
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sakamakisaywhat · 2 years
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Can you do some headcanons on how Ayato would react to finding out their y/n simps for lady Dimitrescu (and is bi)
AYATO
- I don't think Ayato would really care too much about whether his significant other is bisexual, but you would definitely have to be prepared for being asked (multiple times) for some "girl on girl action" - Frankly speaking Ayato is not woke, he hardly knows what LGBT means, and you'll have to correct more than a few ignorant comments, but he would take it in his stride as a "fellow titties appreciator" (sure Ayato) - It wouldn’t increase his possessiveness over you as much as you might think because he wouldn’t really regard a woman as a potential threat, especially not a human woman - although a vampire woman might be another story... - And speaking of vampire women, Ayato is all on board with your latest obsession with Lady Dimitrescu - He’s more focused on her rack than anything else, but he wouldn’t mind you simping over a video game character initially - Just make sure that it doesn’t drag on too much, or you might find yourself the subject of some rather irrational, but somehow incredibly Ayato-like, jealousy
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uncanny8ellen · 2 years
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How I fell for the bastard,
Karl Heisenberg
I remember the exact moment I fell in love with our all time favorite, showy, ill-tempered metal engineer. I was watching YouTube videos, cuz that's what I do for pastime activity when I got no brain power for books. I watch game plays mostly. I was watching Markiplier video, and yes, him gushing over the infamous 'Lady dimidom' was cute. Mark u simp lol.
Anyway when he first showed up I wasn't that interested. His voice was good,kinda familiar, then I realized it's Neil Newborn. I realllllly liked Elijah Kamsky from dbh, so I was glad to know he voice acted in the game.
Back to our mechanic. His vibe? Cool. Smoking cigar, giant metal hammer slung over shoulder, kinda military look. Oh, nice sunglasses, dude. His speech too. "Well, well. Didn't think anyone was left! You must be preeetty tough, huh." My immediate thought was, 'oh he's got a showman's vibe!' All the metals levitating in the air, and I knew he was trouble for our guy Ethan. Duke only confirmed my suspicion later. After Ethan got dragged to the trial I laughed at "-and if a man's dick is cut off in the castle blah blah blah.", also at the "nothing like fresh American ground beef!"
Then after Ethan's murderous journey to get his ikea furniture equivalent of daughter, a TV crackles. And I was like, oh? Deja vu? But he was different from Lukas Baker. Much less chaotic, for one. He didn't seem that psychotic compared to that guy. More put together. I saw the whole, 'landing a hand' coming from miles away. Duke did say he's the most dangerous one, after all. And I had a feeling that he wasn't just referring to his mutant power.
With all the purring and threatening, it was more amusing if anything. Testing the person who murdered 3 Lords, Vârcolacs, Lycans in the village all on his own with guns, bombs and some herb juice, by sending him to the lycan infested stronghold. To me Ethan was just one hell of a guy. Sure we all suspected he's not human, but imagine a normal computer engineering guy going through all that. Damn. And Heisenberg was ballsy enough to test him. That or he really was the strongest. Either way, I liked his style. "See you, Ethan." Bless ya Neil Newborn.
And really, when Ethan got to the factory (I absolutely love industrial vibe. Didn't really know he was a metal-welding, real mechanic sort of guy until Ethan got to the factory. REAL ASS ENGINEER WHO OWNS A BIGASS FACTORY), I was a bit excited. Even from outside, the building was big. And just like him, the place was unpredictable. After all the hype, I wanted to see this guy's deal.
Then comes the 'proposal scene'. Yes the one where Karl confesses his undying love for Ethan and asks him to marry him.
Kiddin. That voice clip still cracks me up. All hail Neil Newborn.
When Ethan pulled the cloth away and BAM! conspiracy board showed up, I was smiling. Then the devil pops outta nowhere, walking n talking like a showboat he is, and although I was sure the guy had quite a temper, considering his earlier outburst at the church, his movements seemed.....weirdly calculated. When he slammed that chair down and told Ethan to take a seat, that move seemed calculated too.
That made me actually pause the video and think. Everything about him exuded pride. From the very moment he's introduced in the game, he was nothing but charisma and confidence. 'Most dangerous Lord'. A recluse. Huge factory.
And I wondered. Is that enough for him?
The main reason I didn't find him that great of a character was because at first, I felt the villians were a bit flat. Actually, I found all of the Lords a bit...boring up until Ethan escaped the gauntlet. Everything felt cliché, a heroic father looking for his daughter and defeating monsters. Just another fairy tale. Another bad vs good.
Then I saw how Lady Dimitrescu cried for her daughters. Daniela saying she doesn't want to die before she turns to ash, although she did try to murder Ethan. Shocking reveal of Donna lying in the place of Angie, eyes vacant, blood trickling down her face. And yes, I noticed the bloody hand prints she left at the door frame and wallpapers as she was running away from Ethan. That was heartbreaking. Letting her gardener see his loved one again. Claudia Beneviento...
I don't know much about Moreau, but I do know he got multiple cadous implanted. Maybe that's why his mutation was unstable. Cheese loving, cheesy romantic movies loving, cheesy guy that got effed in the head and is a kid looking for his mommy. That was just...sigh. He had to be put down. Damn Miranda.
Then there was this guy who was clearly smart and ambitious. I started to get excited. I resumed the video. "It's a test. To see if you're strong enough to be apart of Mirander's family." 'You're way off the mark, pal,' I thought. But that was a valid guess.
"Neither did I, but here we are!" Being forced into a 'family'. That was interesting. Of course this wild man could never tolerate the confines of his laughable 'family'.
"Kill me, move up the chain, well fuck that!" Yeah! Fuck that! Fuck the cult bullshit! I got reeeally excited. Here I also noticed his voice sounding a little weird. Slightly distorted.
Then the revving started up again. It dawned on me why my intuition was screaming at me about that chair slam. 'DANGER!!!' The guy seemed all brash and brutish but he had a plan. This guy was smart. Not booksmart or wisdom smart, but the way he acted. The chair was directly in front of that hole.
Take the outsider to Mother dearest. Brownie point + avoid suspicion. Waiting until Ethan takes out other Lords. Strong guy? Potential ally. Negotiation first, if fail, down you go. I personally like the headcannon where Heisenberg was the one who painted yellow all over the village. The ammo crates, levers, everything. Makes sense too, he did write those 'papa' signs with yellow paint.
"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and we can USE her, to grind Mirander into paste." I immediately knew Ethan was gonna say fuck no to that. What father would agree to use her daughter like that?
But it was at that moment. That moment, my heart just stopped. Yes I died. In my mind, such pleasant realization just poured into my chest. Oh. Oh, he was a rebel. Up against the control freak of a cult leader.
Hey let's go kill my bitch of a surrogate mother. I'm sick of her cult bs, she insane. Imma gon blast her wanna join?
As soon as I realized he's not one of Miranda's pawns, but an unhinged individual planning to take her down, a person, not some toy soldier, I wanted nothing else other than shaking his damn hand. I wanted it so bad. So bad. Why capcom. I get that Ethan wouldn't take that deal. But goddammit.
I fell hard. Been simping ever since. Anything else after that were just cherries and fruit cocktails on top. His maniacal laughter, complaining on speakers while Ethan fights for his life, experiment logs, 'interesting body', HE HAS A CYBORG UNDEAD ARMY?!?!? Heart eyes motherfucker. Production line of soldiers. 'Heisenberg's quarter' but Karl it's a workshop. Where's bed Karl. Karl. Do you sleep on the fucking floor? You doze off sitting in chair?
Stepping down that floating metal stairs with ease. SKILL. Bullet deflected, again, deflected, oh what's this? That distortion from earlier. His voice changing. HIM MUTATING. "Don't, come, hmm Back!!" Just cutting off the platform so Ethan falls in water. Could've killed him right there. Do you like the guy Karl? That why you spared him? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Rain pours and it's so fitting. God. That metal colossus. I shouted, "Fuck didn't know I'm into that shit! Guess I'm a monster fucker then!" And I loved the fight. His theme song. Even his crystal was beautiful.
Miranda's boss fight was anticlimactic compared to his. It was just so intense. Ethan needed a freaking tank and just some luck (Karl turning himself into a fan/grinder and exposing his main reactor. Ethan managed to get back on tank in the air and fire the rpg one last time) to beat him. His boss fight is actually the most difficult out of all the bosses in the game, and if you try village of shadow difficulty, he's almost impossible to kill.
Capcom please, show us that man doing many bad but kinda cool things in DLC I love that man. Please. Let him kill the witch and be the true maniac he is! Come on! Free the rabid man! He belongs in the wild!!!
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The Nickname I Want To Call Mister Doctor Eggman From Sonic Prime...
not sure if anyone else had notice this besides me, but what I had found in Mister Doctor Eggman’s name, is like something hidden just like how the name Sans is hidden in Steven Quartz Universe, or like the name Chara is hidden in Connie Maheswaran...
but the name Chara is also a diminutive of the name Charlotte.
anyway Mister Doctor Eggman’s name could have the name Meggan hidden in there, instead of being spelled with one “g��, the name Megan is spelled with two instead.
then again, one could also just use one of the “g” to spell Megan as Mister Doctor Eggman’s nickname.
I can’t be the only one who had notice that, that if you take some of the letters in Mister Doctor Eggman’s name, they will still spell out Megan or Meggan.
I guess I’m just weird to have notice that, is it weird to want to call him by the nickname Nutmeg as well....?
is it weird to have the weirdest thought of wanting to ship Mister Doctor Eggman with Miranda Lawson from Mass Effect...?
well another crossover ship, would be like shipping Mister Doctor Eggman with Lady Dimitrescu from the Biohazard/Resident Evil series.
I wonder if the reason why so many fans ended up simping for Lady Dimitrescu, could be some kind of liking really tall women, or some kind of Goddess Complex, actually I’m not even sure if a “Goddess Complex” is even a thing.
when I had first found out about the whole simp thing going on with Lady Dimitrescu, I didn’t know what it meant until I had to look it up...
a crossover ship of Mister Doctor Eggman and Pauline from Super Mario Series, like the version of her that is the Mayor of New Donk City, could be a little interesting I suppose...          
or like a ship between Mister Doctor Eggman and Pearl from Steven Universe.
 I did do a fan art that shows Eggman having a crush on Pearl, well there is a thought bubble with Pearl in it, and Eggman is thinking about her.
anyway besides the whole thoughts of who to ship Eggman with...
I still want to call Mister Doctor Eggman by the nickname Megan, because the name is kind of hidden in his name.
 I don’t really have much to say other than well wanting to call Mister Doctor Eggman by that nickname...
I do have some fan art that has to do with Sonic Prime, but I think I will wait another time to post them.
and it’s okay that not everyone likes the idea about the whole nickname for Mister Doctor Eggman being Megan, but blame Mister Doctor Eggman’s name for me finding the name “Megan” in his name, I’m just that weird to figure that out and find that name hidden within his name. XD   
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celestialship · 1 year
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⭐!!
got bela! getting all the ladies tonight i see
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another girl with not enough screen time. when village came out and everyone was simping over alcina (understandably) i was looking more at her daughters like “damn…what’s their deal” and i ended up liking bela the most. if you look into the tidbits of lore you can see some things that differentiate the sisters
ANYWAYS my s/i is a witch with sensory powers, basically they can sense presences within a certain radius easily, and since the castle is so big alcina hired her as their security so the dimitrescus could be alerted to any intruders or people trying to escape. megara was also a bit indifferent to the whole ‘killing virgins’ thing which was a plus, the family didn’t have to worry about hiding anything they were doing in the castle. meg and bela kind of started off as a rivalry, both kind of puffing their chests out trying to show off who was more powerful/deadly, but also with ~tension~ so of course that ends up turning into a relationship lol. when they actually work together they’re a force to be reckoned with
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mywitchcultblr · 2 years
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If you’re not Latinx you shouldn’t be calling Lalo or any other latinx mami or papi, it’s fetishizing and dehumanizing.
yeah i was just thirsting over him, because he's hot. and I google papi and found out its is like another word for 'daddy'... I have no idea others might find it offensive
but well if others latinx find it offensive i'll change it to daddy. Still I'm going to simping over him. I mean I simp over him not because he's latina but because he's hot and smart, also crazy
(I mean hey, I'm simping for Sheogorath and Gomez Addams. I'm calling them daddy and I call Lady Dimitrescu mommy )
So its like in general?
I always thinking of him as 'daddy' because of his charm... (Like how I see Karl Heisenberg as daddy ) and never ever simply because he's latina, is it okay????
Edit: Changed every papi tags i have with daddy. Sorry ^^ I just googled what's the word for daddy in Spanish and I thought it was okay to use papi or whatever because i have no idea
I think daddy is just a very general and common fandom simping nickname, acceptable??
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theyanderespecialist · 8 months
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A Forced Blushing Bride 1 (Scenario) Yandere Lady Dimitrescu X Female Reader
[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back with a new chapter! This one with Yandere Lady Dimitrescu x female reader forced marriage! So I wish you good luck!]
(Disclaimer: Lady Dimitrescu is not yandere in canon, and this is just for fun and not to be taken seriously. Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine. Just do not be illegal or gross about it! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have! But I would still give my soul to Lady D!]
(Enjoy this!)
(Forced Marriage) (Lady Dimitrescu)
(Name's POV)
I stare at Mother Miranda in horror. She had just told me I had been called to marry one of the four lords.
"I am sorry, Mother," I say. "But I cannot do that..."
"You do not have a choice, my child. You are to be a gift. You will do as told and marry Lady Dimitrescu." She orders me.
I want to run, and I need to run. I move quickly, only to run face-first into Lady Dimitrescu! Actually, I was almost face-first in her crotch!
"Ah, There is my blushing bride." Lady Dimitrescu says. "You are not trying to be a runaway bride, we're you, my dear?"
I look up at her, craning my neck to see her. "I can't marry you."
She takes her chin in my hand. "I am sorry, my dear, but you do not have a choice in the matter. You will be my wife and mine alone. Am I clear?"
Lady dimitrescu is not playing around. I do not want to do this, but I do not have a choice. I nod my head, and she smirks.
"Good girl, now let's get you home. We have much to plan for the ceremony. Then you will be mine, and I will keep you by my side forever." Lady Dimitrescu says and takes my hand.
She leads me into the castle, her daughters nowhere in sight. The maids come up frightened.
"See to my fiancé, do not dare try and sway her from me. Or it will be to the dungeon with you." Lady Dimitrescu orders them, and I am led to take a bath.
The finest of oils and soaps. A strange purple mixture in the tub.
"What is this?" I ask.
"It is a special mixture to make you pure from any man who ever has laid a hand on you." One of the women tells me.
I do not think it just does that, as my skin tingles. They wash me and take me to dry. Putting a nightgown on my body. They then leave me in my room, and I go to escape, but of course, the door is locked. I let out a scream yanking at my hair! This cannot be happening! I will not marry Lady Dimitrescu!
(Lady Dimitrescu's POV)
I smirk as I tell my girls about the soon-to-be mother. They are happy for me, telling me she will be good for me! Soon she will be my wife and the baths she will have. They will make her immortal. Then she will never be able to leave me! She will be mine for all eternity!
My Blushing Bride.
[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Another chapter is done! I hope you all enjoyed this, and yes, this is only part one! There will be at least one more part! I hope you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!]
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almondvaledeer · 2 years
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List the characters you simp for from most wholesome to least wholesome! I'll go first:
Krobus
Mr Grasshopper
Nick Valentine
Ogrim
Zagreus
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Huge simp energy lately. 🥰🥺
She can squish me with her thighs sfshshshshshs
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ultimatebottom69 · 2 years
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I just love how people make post nowadays.
Just casually joking about a horrible thing that will totally have terrible consequences for everyone than panic when the thing happens.
The Devil/Apollo has been answering his door for the past 3 years honey, you are to blame for even knocking in the first place.
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My Thoughts Of Finding Out That Franklin Delano Donut, Wasn’t Named After A Doughnut...
I’m pretty sure I came to the realization thanks to Deltarune Chapter 2.
that Donut of Red Team from Red Vs Blue,
his surname comes from a Car’s Donut Move.
he is full of pastry of lies, I bet that Alastor (from Hazbin Hotel) doesn’t really give away strawberries either. lol
but if he was real and really did give away strawberries, which would be the opposite of what Angel meant, I would like Alastor to hand over the strawberries.
I like strawberries, but if they don’t taste as sweet and really yummy, it’s like they don’t have any love in them at all.
no matter if it’s fruit, meat or veggie, if there is no or less love in it, it wont taste as good I think.
anyway I do still love Donut, even after he had messed up.
and it’s nice he is finally accepting that his armor is pink,
cause only a real man wears pink and only a real man cries.
just like how it takes a real woman not to be a toxic-feminist,
it’s food to fight for femininity and all that, but Feminine ain’t just a woman thing.
Donut has a Femininity side to him, and he is strong and amazing.
even if his surname being a pastry is a lie.
and to tell the truth, I don’t think I understood what l*be was when I first heard it in Red Vs Blue.....I mean even if I had some early exposure even before finding out about Red Vs Blue later on....I don’t think I understood what that word meant...
heck I don’t think I understood what Simp meant, and a lot of fans were simping for Lady Alcina Dimitrescu, and I had to look up what it meant.  
and I guess in a way I did end up simping for O’malley/Doc, you know like in a small crush for the bad boy type of way.
like at first it wasn’t there, but later on when O’malley (or at least a split personality of him in Doc) came back in later seasons, ended up with a small crush on him.
also all Aces are different, and I can have a crush....no one says I can’t even after figuring out I am a Aceflux.
and well it’s possible I became a Aroflux because of certain reasons...
but not everyone will start out Aromantic right away, plus if your the type that has been picking up on certain energies your whole life without realizing it.
it’s possible it will keep you from discovering some parts of yourself.
like you might find out that someone you knew back when you were really little,
had a crush on a teacher, but didn’t realize it was a crush until later on....
and the said someone who had a crush on a teacher, was a girl...
and the teacher wasn’t even a dude.
that kind of crush would be in the romantic attraction, but wouldn’t be the whole in love type, more like a small crush that doesn’t end up lasting long.
but yeah, the one who had a crush on the teacher wouldn’t fully realize it until much later on.
that might happen to a lot of those who haven’t become teens yet, but could keep it secret from their family because they knew how they were raised.
Donut could be Heterosexual, but he could be Bi or Pan.
it be interesting if he likes strong girls that could sweep him off his feet and carry him bridle style.
if he ends up in a future season with his new wife, she might give off a strong masculine vibe.
and with Tucker being Tucker, I really wouldn’t be surprised if he says something like how he doesn’t know if he should be scared or turned on.
and Caboose being Caboose (probably will have a different voice if they do make another season with the original reds and blues)
might try to find Tucker’s button to try to turn him off.
still, I can’t be the only one, who thought that Donut was named after a Doughnut and it was just spelled differently.
and had just now figured out, that he wasn’t named after a pastry,
but a Car’s Doing A Donut Move.
his name is a pastry of lies, he isn’t named after a doughnut at all XD                            
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