#anons outta pocket

[callmemrskenway]

May I request headcanons for MK, Red Son, Macaque and Wukong's S/O (separate of course) being LBD's host instead of the girl? Like S/O went missing and the next time they see their S/O is New Year's/ the sewer incident/ after being taken by the mayor/ etc

Red Son:

- Out of everyone on this list, he feels the most guilty about what happened to you because it was HIS family that released the Lady Bone Demon from her tomb.

- He was worried when you hadn't responded to him in a while, and then a while turned into hours, and hours turned into days. And then soon, he tried looking for you everywhere you hung out.

- Your home, your friend's house, Pigsy's. Everywhere and you were nowhere to be found. He was worried and he was terrified of what had happened to you.

- And then he saw you. The white streaks in your hair, the change of wardrobe, and that sadiscally cruel grin that didn't suit your face at all. And his heart broke into a million pieces.

- This was his fault. All of this was. He'd try to call out to you, to try and reach out somehow but he gets a reality check when the Lady Bone Demon's laughter cuts through his pleas like a knife.

- All he can do is find a way to stop her, to get you back. And he WILL get you back and when he does, he's not only going to apologize so hard to you but he's never gonna do anything that's gonna cause you harm in anyway. He'll be better! He promises...just...please come back to him. Please.

MK:

- Okay so honestly, I actually see the Lady Bone Demon taking advantage of your relationship with MK. Its around New Years Eve and she finds that you're a much more suitable host than the girl so with some help from her servant, she uses you.

- MK was worried when you didn't come back from cleaning your area of debris from the New Year's disaster caused by the Spider Queen and when you didn't come back for hours, he used his staff and everything to look for you but you weren't anywhere in sight.

- A few days goes by and he's worried. He can't sleep and he can't eat, not when you're missing...until you aren't. Until you knock on his door one day, his eyes widening in disbelief as he sees you standing there with an awkward smile on your face. He hugs you tightly but you don't hug back, not when you have a malevolent grin on your face.

- He's fixing you up something to eat while also bombarding you with questions about where you've been and when his back is facing toward you, your eyes start to glow a pale whitish blue as does your hand. The Lady Bone Demon expects to make quick work of this but your resolve was stronger than she initially thought as you managed to gain control of your other hand and roughly move the other.

- MK nearly gets hit and he turns around, seeing you wrestle with...yourself? He runs to help you but you tell him to stay back and to run away, but he's concerned and he tries to help you but then he sees the way your eyes glow and that despite all your fighting, the Lady Bone Demon won the battle for control of your body.

- MK manages to escape unharmed physically but he's shattered and devastated when he goes to Flower Fruit Mountain and is safe but now is able to process what happened to you. He should've done better to keep you safe, he should've never left you alone, and no matter how many times people tell him its not his fault, he just can help but feel absolutely horrible.

Macaque:

- NO BUT THIS HURTS ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL BECAUSE WE KNOW HE WANTS TO GET AWAY FROM THE LADY BONE DEMON BY ANY MEANS but what's he supposed to do when it means that he'll no longer be able to feel the embrace of your arms anymore?

- In the period of time that you go missing, Macaque is looking for you desperately. You didn't leave him, right? You'd never leave him. You promised. You told him that you wouldn't go away like everyone else. Now here he was, alone. He refuses to accept that you did leave (and you didn't) and he will die on the hill that you were taken.

- And you were taken, by the person he was most afraid of. You know that Macaque's oath scene to the Lady Bone Demon? Can you imagine that in these circumstances. He's terrified when he hears your voice but then he sees you, at first he confused but then the recognition and the horror kicks in.

- "To ensure your loyalty to me this time, I had to pick a suitable host. They're strong too, I had a little trouble with taking full control, but they eventually gave in."

- This was payback, nothing more and nothing less, and it was working. The Lady Bone Demon gives him a glimmer of hope that if he does what he is asked of, his debt will be repayed and you will be returned to him and he's never been more motivated in his life.

- MK would have a harder time reasoning with him this time because Macaque could care even less about humanity, it was YOU that was on the line. This was his fault and he was gonna fix it. He's more brutal, he's more persistent, and he's more determined to fulfill his side of the agreement this time because it was for you. The Lady Bone Demon would punish him less, mostly because she can tell by the way his eyes fill with pain when he sees your face and agony and guilt that this was by far, the most effective way of making sure he does what he says and punishment for his wrongdoings unto her.

Wukong:

- Okay but I like the idea that maybe you and Wukong kinda got into a fight, maybe it was about MK and his training methods, maybe it was him teasing you and he goes a bit too far. Either way you leave and he just stays behind and pouts.

- He assumes you're ignoring him but he gets worried when it goes on for a few days. And then when he goes to check up on you, he's found that no one has heard from you since that night you went home and he tries to look for you, worried and concerned. It's like you fell off the face of the planet and whoever caused it was gonna pay.

- OH, THE REVENGE OF THE SPIDER QUEEN REVEAL IS GONNA FUCKING H U R T. He sounds cocky when he says his, "So you thought you had all the pieces right where you wanted them?" but then he turns around and he sees that its you standing there. Standing elegantly and threateningly with a small smile on your face.

- "What's wrong, Wukong? You look like you've seen a ghost."

- His regret is strong and his motivation to stop the Lady Bone Demon is stronger than ever because SHE FUCKED UP WHEN SHE CHOSE YOU. However, she was also very strategical because he wouldn't be able to destroy her because...well, he can't destroy her without destroying the host and he want to do everything he can before he has to resort to...that.

- And it haunts him that the very last thing that you remember of him is that you two argued and he let you walk away. That's truly what hurts the most for him.

#lmk x reader #lego monkie kid x reader #lmk Red Son x reader #red son x reader #mk x reader #lmk mk x reader #lmk sun wukong x reader #lmk macaque x reader #macaque x reader #All I'm gonna say is that anon was outta pocket for this one JK JK THANK YOU FOR THE ANGST-

[banjoboyscout]

I love your fucking art and just your post in general you need you ass ate fr

-😚❤️

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#IM LMFAO #OUTTA POCKET #but thank u sm anon ❤️❤️ #asks

[ancicntforged]

John Cena made an OnlyFans

Huh

#ooc #this is so outta pocket what #remember when I got normal anons #peperidge farm remembers

[glittter-vamp]

Since we’re bringing up pregnant Joe and you’ve called him breedable yourself… we’re gonna need pictures of why you called him that bestie, what was the breaking point 😂

I don’t think I need to elaborate much but I’m gonna leave these here to do the talking….

#asks #funny anons #Kay outta pocket?

[merry-the-cookie]

I realize this is a bit of a longshot but did you ever make any deh acrylic charms?? I desperately wanna buy one from ya if im able

dude i am very sorry to say but you are like six years late for that fjdhHFJSJDJ thats very kind though, but yeah im not restocking those :’) thank you tho, sorry!!

#edit: if u wanna make yourself a keychain for purely personal and non financial reasons dude ill send you a file #it was my first time making merch and it went terribly #for me at least #horrible experience very bad money managing on my part lowkey got backstabbed by someone i considered a friend #ended up paying outta pocket for the shipping and tbh also maybe half of the production costs fjfksjf Bad i tell you!!! #and the mental anguish of the designing process idk why dude i think this was one of the most stressful experiences of my life #learned a lot tho! #traumatized me out of doing merch for five good years but learned a lot!!!! #thankfully it was on a smaller scale than the 5sos charms lmfao #but yeah anyway im very sorry i appreciate it but i have a little too many bad memories about the whole deh experience and fandom and. well #everything about that time to even think about ever restocking 🧍 #anon #ask #sorry bout the whole oversharing just on ur ask btw gjdjHDJSJS u did nothin wrong im rlly flattered!!! it just unlocked a memory fjdjHDJAHDH

[gggoldfinch]

Are you alright?

Good question!

#somewhat overwhelmed by the sudden turn my blog interaction took for a minute there and am wrangling everything back into order #love the enthusiasm but I regret to inform that I am not a hornybot 😭 #nor do I really want this blog to be clogged up with outta pocket asks #again— love the enthusiasm. but maybe shake it up a bit and engage me in a different way #when my own blog starts to make me uncomfy it’s time to Stop and Take Inventory #anon ask

[iwadori]

loving the lil updates lol we love that you're at 3k 🫶🏻 proud of u

Thank you 🥹

#that’s exactly what I needed to hear #anon <3 #love ya #practically holding koi at gunpoint to read what I’ve wrote so for #but yeah I’m actually enjoying the writing process #maybe because majority of the fig is toji slutting out the reader #I aint even got to the big angsty argument that you guys know and love me for #tojis gonna say some outta pocket shit #and readers gonna be like 'toji I-

[hxzelwallflower]

scars

Eileen has two , with one being more visible than the other . The first is an old injury above her left eyebrow, the skin being slightly darker in pigment . It's crescent in shape, and can be visible when she's not wearing makeup.

Originally it was from busting her head open on the corner of a brick fireplace , but years later , when looking for a new car the tip of the passenger side door hit her in the same spot , causing it to bust open again .

The second scar is a less , bloodier outcome . There's a small patch of hair on her left side that's notably thinner than the rest , and if one were to part it the skin under it is also darker. The result from a young Spamling that got too "handsy" and decided to promptly scalp that area for it's own pleasure. While the hair did eventually grown back, it doesn't have nearly as much volume as the rest.

#- ; Have to include the wig snatching because that shit hurts #- ; Specially for her because her hair is the one thing she obsesses over #- ; OOC #- ; Bravo's outta pocket #- ; Mail time! #- ; Anon

[obesericewrites]

Dude of course theirs a divorce party, an among us character was the fucking photographer (great work though)

#anon gremlin #gremlin anon #towmr gremlins #IM CRYING #THIS IS OUTTA POCKET #BRO?!??!?!?

[stenoislove]

Who's talking smack about our boy? Stone has aged perfectly fine Anon

Hes a beautiful man. Everyone ages. Everyone looks good when they're young.

#might turn my anon feature off because people are a little outta pocket right now

[dr-lizortecho]

Pod squad for the FMK post from yesterday? (The one with “knead like bread” and “put in the wash”) Happy finale day!

Lol, I’m not gonna lie I opened this an was like “what is this????” (Happy Finale <3)

knead like bread: Isobel Evans

hold from the ankles and shake till coins and miscellaneous items drop out their clothes: Michael Guerin

put in the washing machine and clip onto a line when they’re soggy: Max Evans and Dallas Haines

feel free to send me characters guys <3

#okay I’d be frankly interested to see what fell outta Michael’s pockets though #and Max and Dallas idk if they could get soggy-er (??) #as for Isobel I don’t think I need to explain myself #anon asks

[prettywon]

i have been in my missing izone hours these days 💔💔 I JUST WANNA SEE MY GIRLS TGT AGAIN -💌

FRR LIKE BRING IZONE BACK?!?!?! BRING BACK MT FAV RIGGED LINEUP

#was that outta pocket ... #anywayz !! #xin answers asks ☝️ #💌 anon

[honkkarl]

girly not ludwig being homophobic to dream and then jumping any guy in sight like girly ….

can u guys believe ludwig drunkenly kisses men on the neck when hes trying to farm likes on his silly little podcast

#slash j i have nothing against the podcast #BUT. yeah what lud said was outta pocket and he needs to check himself #anon #thanks for the ask!

[sluttywonwoo]

bye i want him to overstim me but i also want to overstim him.. hearing his pretty moans n whimpers… 🥺🥺😭

-anon who’s coochie yearns for shua’s dick

i refuse to entertain anything with that sign off

#answered #anon #js #outta pocket anon

[wazzupmrstark]

IF U BREAKUP W MORGYN PLESE LET ME KNOW im next in line ;)

HELLO??? NEXT IN LINE FOR WHO?! REVEAL YOURSELF

#that tiktok sound that’s like ‘me or her’?? #who are you 👁👄👁 #why are you so outta pocket rn 😭😭 #answered #anon

[non-stop-imagines]

Another update to devoured!!! Estie you not safe from me either 😼- 🪟 anon

Girl, ain't nobody safe from you. I love how you devour my smut fics. You be dissecting them like your reading them for a book report. 📚🤣

Read Red Lipstick Smudged Here 💖

#🪟 anon #🪟 #i love you #pointing out my outta pocket quotes #mind you i never remember writing the stuff i do when i read through #i surprise myself #🤣