#anon🐬

[suugarbabe]

HI! i saw that your requests are open?

could i request fic where y/n is drunk at a party and mattheo(her enemy) is just silently watching over her? and then maybe she gets ontop of a table and starts dancing and like after a while mattheo js like “nope thags too much lets go” and drags her to his room and maybe things get a lil spicy with reader confessing and saying how much she hates him to the point hes the only person she can think about. maybe something like “i hate you so much i wish you weren’t so beautiful, because maybe then i wouldnt be inlove with you”??

you dont have to write this if youre not comfy with it🫶🏼🫶🏼

mwuah mwuah much love!

🦈

anon

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes thaaaaank you

it's a party, you're having fun, you don't give a fuck about anything or anyone else, and that has nothing to do with your sour mood from five hours earlier.

So you down your drinks like you've been walking through the desert, fire whiskey after fire whiskey until you feel nothing but the music around you and the taste of cinnamon on your throat.

Mattheo see's you get wobblier as the night goes on, every fire whiskey you grab he gets more and more angry with anyone that even looks at you, which he would never admit, because he hates you and you hate him.

But when he sees you climb up on one of the tables, your skirt riding up and leaving little to the imagination he pushes himself off the wall, long strides getting him to you in less than twenty seconds.

You're so drunk it takes you a second to notice that you've not only been pulled from the table but also thrown over somebody's shoulder. You pound on his back, shouting to let you down and that they're ruining your fun.

"You've had enough fun for everyone at the party, princesa."

The nickname helps with your recognition just in time for Mattheo to place you down in front of him before he sits on the edge of his bed.

You crossed your arms, swaying a little as you pout at him, "W-what exactly do you think you're doing, Riddle?" You tried your best not to slurr, but it was a losing game.

Mattheo leaned back on his hands, "I saved you from embarrassing yourself, you'll thank me in the morning." The smirk he was wearing made you roll your eyes.

Your drunken state made you walk closer to him, standing right between him legs. You grabbed on to one of his thighs for stability, using your hand to point at him, "I hate you Mattheo Riddle."

His face was unchanging and you felt the need to go on, "I hate you, you big beautiful dumb idiot boy." Matteo quirked an eyebrow, mouth slightly agape with his smirk now.

"What did you just say, love?" You grabbed on to his thigh again, this time Mattheo grabbed hold of your waist to help stabilize you. "I saaaiiiddd...I wiiish that you weren't so bloody beautiful."

Mattheo couldn't help but chuckle, "I'm beautiful huh? Well you're one to talk, princesa."

You shook your head. "N-no," you placed a finger over his lips and he couldn't contain the smile that spread across them as you continued, "don't look at me with your dreamy eyes, call me that special nickname and make me fall more in love with you."

If you were more sober you'd regret the confession you'd just made. But instead you just pouted, mad at Mattheo for making you feel the way you did. You fully anticipated him to laugh, to make fun of you for what you just said, but instead you saw a softness in his eyes.

"Say it again."

Your head titled in confusion at his words.

"Tell me what you just said again," he repeated himself with more clear instructions.

You stood there, no longer wobbly due to Matteo's hold, but definitely sobering up the longer you've been talking. Your cheeks were beat red, whether that was from the alcohol or your confession was unclear, but regardless you did your best to stand up taller, look him straight into his deep brown eyes.

"I'm in love with you."

His lips were on yours as soon as you finished your last word, hot and heavy and messy. You're clawing at his shirt and you climb onto his lap, his hands squeezing and grabbing at your ass. You trail your lips across his jaw, down his neck and bite and lick, marking him as yours and the thought of others seeing is driving him crazy.

You go to push him down on the bed but he stops you, holding your wrists against his chest, "What's wrong? Did I do something wrong?"

The pout of your bottom lip makes Mattheo weaker than he'd ever admit, "No, princesa, you did nothing wrong. But you're drunk, we can't go any further than this. I'm a dumb idiot boy but I'm not a scumbag."

He lifted you off his lap and on to the bed next to him. You watched him walk over to his wardrobe before stripping down to his boxers, grabbing one of his t-shirts and bringing it over to you.

"Put this on," you pulled your top off, Mattheo biting the inside of his cheek at your bare chest before you pulled his shirt on. As you shimmy your skirt off he pulled his duvet back, climbing into the bed next to you.

You sank deep into the covers, Mattheo wrapping an arm around your shoulders and pulling you close until your head is resting on his chest. Only then do you realize how tired you really are, how heavy your eyelids are and how thankful you are for the warmth of Mattheo's chest.

Your breathing steadied out as Mattheo's fingers trailed lightly up and down your arm. Mattheo kissed the top of your head, whispering softly to himself, "I'm in love with you too, princesa."

#mattheo riddle x you #mattheo riddle angst #🐬 anon #mattheo riddle x reader #mattheo riddle fic

[abbyromanoff]

Oh, big beefy prison guard nat is definitely like 6'2. Having a size kink with R being so tiny to her. R is wrongly accused, so that is how they ended up in prison. Nat can't help but love the cute little innocent new inmate. I bet Nat does whatever she can to get R. R is about to get beaten up by some other inmates, but Nat stops them. Promising to protect R from anyone in exchange for R to be her cute little toy. R agrees. Nat wearing straps under her uniform so she can press R's front against the wall bending their ass out so Nat can fuck them against the wall. Nat fucks R so much others are wondering why they can't walk straight.

Ooo, just thought about what if Nat was the one to frame R and get them in prison so she can have them. Nat is never caught, but R eventually gets released but has fallen in love with Nat, so they move in with her when they are released.

Yesssss she has the biggest size kink out there tho

Like imagine taking a shower and Nat made sure to not allow any other inmates in there bc you “felt uncomfortable in their presence” but Nat uses it as a way to get back at you. You asked for special privileges so she gets a reward for completing that task. She pushes you against the cold tile and fucks you from behind even teasing your ass as she degrades you for how disgusting you are letting her take advantage of you. I bet she’d be so sad when you are getting released that she makes sure to fuck you good one last time (until she finally decides to man up and ask you for a date once you got out)

#a talks #🐬 anon

[kumezyzo]

uMMMMM i’m just thinking rn brainrot bc someone was playing good valo on sapnaps stream and he was like ‘he’s having sex tonight’😭😭😭

and i was thinking like mmm imagine streamer!reader and sapnap playing valo together then like because he’s playing good reader gives him the best head ( or sex. or both) of his LIFE like 😭😭

🐬

hehe... we're not talking about how 🐬 requested this in august...

anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

you and bf!sapnap had just been playing valorant, not trying to be so competitive. and you werent. but you couldn't say the same for other people in the game.

you also couldn't help how competitive your boyfriend got with people he didn't know. or when you decided to hop off the game and talk with your chat and all you could focus on was the way he yelled.

"oh my god! theyre absolute fucking trash!" he yelled through your headphones. you looked at your chat amused before you went back to scrolling on your phone.

you set your phone down and opened up a new tab on your separate monitor, pulling up your boyfriends stream. you watched it for a while, admiring how effortless he was playing.

bf!sapnap was completely oblivious to how much awe you were in that even after you stopped streaming, you still talked about it.

"baby, it was not that impressive," he said, rubbing your lower back as you layed ontop of him in bed.

you shook your head. "no, nick, you dont get it... that shit was hot."

bf!sapnap who just rolled his eyes and layed in bed with you happily. and when you got up to go to the bathroom, he couldn't help but check you out.

when you were in the bathroom, you tried to shake the idea that creeped into your mind. but when you walked out and saw the way he was laying, you couldn't help it.

you made your way to the bed, slowly crawling your way up to him. he looked at you strangely, as you made your way right to his mid section.

"what are you doing, peach?" he asked you, resting his arms behind his head as he watched you.

you shrugged as you slowly slipped your finger past the waistband of his shorts and then underwear. you heard how his breathing got heavier and couldn't help but bite your lip.

you slowly pulled down his shorts and underwear, freeing his semi-hard dick. you let out a breath and licked your lips as you looked up at his face.

bf!sapnap watched you with hooded eyes as you slowly licked up his shaft. he threw his head back when you wrapped your lips around his tip, sucking lightly before pulling off.

"shit, peach," he moaned, throwing his head back. you smirked as you held onto his thighs and took him into your mouth. "fuck!"

bf!sapnap who could only think about how he should play that well in valorant more often.

i couldve built more on this if i had been in the mood to write smut. but i havent been recently. so... my bad. -nony

#🐬 anon #sapnap #anon #sapnap x reader #asks #sapnap x you #sapnap x y/n #sapnap fluff #sapnap smut #smut #dream team smut #bf!sapnap #bf!sapnap smut #sapnap x reader smut #sapnap x yn smut #sapnap x streamer reader #sapnap x streamer reader smut

[theemporium]

ok plz hear me out werewolf!charles not being able to shift into his wolf form cuz of stress (in other words… ferrari) so then when all of the sudden of the next season he gets his new teammate (sorry carlos) he felt like he can actually bond with her!!! hooray!!! so then maybe after a good race for them there both chilling in the same driver room cause over the season progressed they got like this 🤞🤞🤞 and readers scrolling on her phone and all of the sudden she looks up and where her once teammate was sitting, now all of the sudden there’s a fluffy brown dog there? that somehow also looks like his teammate?? - 🐬

THIS IS SO FUNNY STOP AVSHSBSJSBSJSN

no but imagine even it’s after a race. he’s in her hotel room and it’s just to talk, but they both fall asleep because they are exhausted. and she wakes up to a whole ass wolf in her bed and she’s like ?????

she runs into the bathroom, calling charles but his phone rings outside and now she’s confused where the fuck he is. and then she just hears scratching at the door and a wee shine and she opens it to see these massive green eyes staring up at her, almost offended that she locked herself away

and she realises it’s charles. and she comes out and she’s sitting on the bed, stroking him. but the whole time she’s like, “what the actual fuck?? werewolves are real??? how did I not wake up when he shifted beside me in bed?? is this a usual occurence???”

#cece answers #werewolf!charles #charles.thots #🐬.anon

[spirit-lanterns]

WAIT DOES THIS MEAN PHANTYLIA MIGHT BE IN THE PART 2 CELEB AU OMG?? BYEEE the anon that said godzilla phantylia 😭😭😭😭😭 with her height i think she'd be more of a model cus gat dayum they want 7'2 women on the list 💀🔥 and can i be 🐬 anon 🙏

No, Phantylia being written in part 2 of the fic isn’t canon. BUT, she will be included in the Celebrity AU anyways, since I write for her and I do have some ideas for her! :D

Phantylia being a model is also an idea I had since she’s so freaking tall. She’s one of the tallest female models out there actually, and because of this, she’s gartered quite the fame amongst other celebrities, even if she doesn’t act as often 😅

I imagine that Reader probably met Phantylia while on a modeling gig together. Phantylia probably found Reader super cute and adorable, as Reader had little to no experience in modeling, prior to meeting Phantylia 💕

#🕯️spirit box #🐬 anon #celebrity au #reader is just #casually getting doted on and taken under the wing #of so many women

[dnvrsmedia]

what went through ellie’s mind when she first saw u? <3

- angel (can i be ur 🐬 anon btw)

i love this !! & ofc anything for u pookie 😋

you were one of the newer people in jackson!

tommy & joel found you shaking like a leaf on their way back to jackson.

newer people don’t happen often, so you bet your ass everyone & their moms wanted to get to know the new person.

as for ellie? she honestly didn’t really pay any attention to the gossip.

she only knew of you because of joel being who found you, yet the girl kept to herself.

the first time ellie saw you was a few days after your arrival.

you were sat on joel’s porch while the two of you talked about your new life here in the community.

she noticed that you were wearing some of her old clothes. a holed flannel across your back kept you warm from the nipping spring weather.

normally ellie would be pissed. she never had a lot of things of her own growing up, so having to share things that were hers caused her to feel very protective.

yet, here she was, gawking at you with a slight blush on her cheeks. her mind going a million miles an hour thinking about how to be near you. your laugh that would escape your slightly chapped lips felt like a melody written only for her ears to hear. her heart beating out of her chest and drumming in her ears.

feelings this grand never were felt the way that ellie feels when she looks at you.

“Fuck.” Ellie exhales and wipes her sweaty palms on her worn out jeans. she knows that this’ll be a long ride.

#dnvrsmedia #ask em! #🐬 anon #tlou #the last of us #ellie williams x reader #ellie fluff #ellie williams fluff #ellie williams

[jakexneytiri]

I say we start calling Neteyam ‘Nene’ and Lo’ak ‘Lolo’ idk why but the names just feel so pookie ❣️

-🐬

very pookie! i could see neteyam’s kids calling lo’ak uncle lolo 💘

#🐬 anon <3

[master-xochimilli]

usually m’ not this much of a slut, but something is definitely making me go feral for you 😵‍💫, i can’t even think properly and my cunt is so achy, even with my fingers deep in me, i can’t, i want you please. -🐬

Pretty puppy~ Pretty puppy going dumb and feral like a dog for me~

I'll be fucking honest puppy, you've got me itching to just shove my cock into a nice warm cunt like yours. Scratching and choking you out while pumping load after load of cum into you until I see your pretty tummy bulge with my pups as you're tied up and squirming under me~

Wish I could get you humping and grinding on me, begging for my cock with a load of whines and barks~

#xochimilli answers◇ #🐬anon

[seattlesellie]

loser!ellie brain rot. i had an idea i cannot get out of my head:

ellie is on patrol with jesse or someone else and stumbles across a hidden stash of lesbian porno (either magazines or tapes/dvds) and out of curiosity, she snags one without anybody noticing. you couldn’t even waterboard the fact she took that out of her. that same night she flips through the magazine/watches it and can’t help but close her eyes and imagine you in that position. she looks over her shoulder out of sheer embarrassment every few minutes as she does so despite the fact she is alone. she stares at her ceiling and slides a shameful hand down her boxers, imagining you as the preppy college cheerleader in uniform from it and herself as the nerdy girl she seduces. the vision of you sitting on her face still in uniform, thighs flush against her ears overtakes her mind. after that night she shoved the dvd/magazine under her mattress and flushed bright pink the next time she saw you, the feeling of shame bubbling in her chest.

anon…. i fear…. i fear u have to write this…. full length…. bc woah….

#and then tag me :) #anon 🐬

[urfavstargirl]

Hey star🫶🏻

Can u tell me how to imagine sry i'm pretty new to loa.

this document has everything u need to know about loa <3

#anon help 🐬⭐

[suugarbabe]

can i request a mattheo drabble(?) fluff with line 28? (”I genuinely dont know why my brain goes blank when i look at you. i tuinl im going a little crazy”)

-🦈

(i’ve never done a request like this so sorry of its weird😭)

It’s not weird at all! You did a perfect job lol

You had been at it for over two hours. You don’t know why you agreed to it in the first place. Well, actually, you do. Pansy promised that she’d pay for everything on your next Hogsmead trip and after today you were going to hold her to it.

Tutoring Mattheo proved to be more difficult than originally anticipated. You weren’t even sure why he needed tutoring. He was genuinely one of the smartest in your year next to Hermione and Draco.

But pansy insisted that he was struggling in divination and needed someone’s help and since you were the best at divination in your year (as Pansy worded it anyway) she said it would be perfect for you to help him.

You held up the tea cup again and pushed the book closer to Mattheo. He glanced inside the cup and looked down at his notes, “Oh okay, yeah so what we have there is, erm, uh…”

When he glanced up from the book to give you his explanation it’s like all thoughts went out the window. You huffed out a sigh and set the tea cup down on the table.

“C’mon, Mattheo, you just had it. I know you know this one, we’ve went over it like three or four times.”

A goofy half smile lifted on his lips, “I’m sorry, love. I genuinely don’t know why my brain goes blank when I look at you. I think I’m going a little crazy.”

Your cheeks instantly flushed, tinging a dark shade of pink, “Oh, erm, t-that’s okay. Let’s just look at it one more time, yeah?”

You leaned a little closer to Mattheo to point at the proper section of the book. You expected him to lean away, but he didn’t move, causing your shoulders to be pushed up against each other.

“So right here, it says-”

“I don’t need tutoring in divination,” Mattheo’s breath was hot against your neck with his confession. You sat up straight again, a clear look of confusion on your face.

He took a deep breath, “I actually have the second highest marks in divination behind you. I asked Pansy to convince you to tutor me so I could spend time with you.”

Your mouth formed a small ‘o’ shape at his confession. “Why didn’t you just ask me to hang out?” Your question was genuine and simple. Mattheo was in your friend group, you’ve hung out in a group plenty of times before.

Mattheo shrugged his shoulders, “Dunno, I just…I’m fine when it’s all of us together but, Merlin, darling you saw me just now, when it’s just me and you it’s like I can barely form a coherent sentence.”

“You seem to be doing a pretty good job right now,” you smirked at him.

“Cheeky,” he smiled, wagging a finger at you. “Go to Hogsmead with me this weekend.”

You quirked an eyebrow, “Is that a statement or a question?”

“Whichever one will get you to say yes,” he responded.

You nodded your head, “I’ll go with you. But you should know that Pansy promised me she’d pay for my whole trip the next time I went. Are you going to hold up the same deal?”

Mattheo smiled so hard his dimples popped out, “Oh, Princess. You won’t have to pay for anything, carry anything, I’ll be a true gentleman.”

You closed the divination book before placing it back in your bag, “Perfect, I can’t wait then.” You leaned over, giving him a quick kiss to his cheek before standing and walking away, leaving Mattheo once again at a loss for words.

#🐬 anon #mattheo riddle x you #mattheo riddle x reader #blurb prompts #golden era

[abbyromanoff]

Horny thoughts, you say hmmm 🤔 I'm just thinking of biker Nat, so beefy. She bends you over her bike, pulling your pants down just far enough to get to your ass. Just outside the biker bar that anyone can see. Wanting you moaning as loudly as possible hoping that someone will see just how much of a whore you are. She only pulls her pants down enough for her strap to spring out. Reaching into the saddle bag and grabbing lube. Lubing up her strap and stretching your ass before using her strap to fuck your ass. Fucking into you until you cum in your underwear. Making you go back inside all sticky. Some looking at you because they heard you, giving Nat high fives as she walks by. Leaving you a a blushing mess who just following her like a lost puppy with your head down. And as soon as she sits down you sit in her lap burying your face in her neck. Giving Nat the opportunity to sneak her hand into your pants and play with your messy pussy. 🥵🥵🥵

OMG YESSSSSS

Her convincing the owner to let you get a job there only to stop by nearly every day just to see her girl <33 you going up to her to ask what she wants to eat and she pulls you in close by the waist so her face is eye level with your hips and her hand is constantly squeezing your ass 😋 she def brings you in the slightly dirty bathroom to fuck you against the wall only to make you walk out in shame telling you “I didn’t get you this job for nothing, get back to work, sweetheart” bc she loves giving you pet names :)

#a talks #🐬 anon

[arminsumi]

Can you please do #2 NSFW?? With Armin??😭😭

ps love ur Armin story

-🖤

Yay I'm glad! The next chapter is in the works rn, it might take some time I'm putting all my love into it 😌💕

"Taking a shower/bath with them"

Prompt 2 | MDNI | Armin

⚠️Cws; nudity and vanilla smut

Notes; AFAB!gn!reader, modern au

Something you and Armin have been enjoying ever since you moved into your own apartment together is trying out various body washes and shampoos.

You hop into the shower with him, steam rising up over the mint-colored curtain, and talk about your day while he intently listens.

Armin's gentle hands come to massage your shoulders. He runs them down your body, and you feel yourself let go of all the tension that built up inside you throughout the day.

The body wash is vanilla-scented, and the shampoo is vaguely reminiscent of a childhood memory you that you can't quite recall. The water cascades down both of your bodies, washing all the soap suds and bubbles away.

Of course, every time you shower, Armin can't help but look down at you with a strong sensual look in his blue eyes.

He presses passionate kisses down your neck and across your shoulders, proclaiming his love through little love bites. Some days he can't help but feel up your breasts, or between your thighs.

After stepping out of the shower, he's back to being a goof, toweling your hair and singing over the loud droning noise of the hairdryer.

#˗ˏˋ꒰ 💌 ꒱ prompts #🖤anon #mdni #🐬Ocean Prince #armin #armin arlert #aot #snk #hcs #headcanons #armin x reader #armin x y/n #gn!y/n #gn!reader #gender neutral y/n #afab!y/n #afab!reader #smut #vanilla smut #armin smut

[kumezyzo]

headcanons driving with bf!sapnap? i have brain rot rn over your tiktok you shared 🥹 maybe like a long road trip

this has been in my inbox for a bit. but its fine cause its 🐬 anon and we just ✨️understand eachother✨️. um...yea, my mind immediately went to when he 'stole' jimmy's car lol. so i refrained from writing that for now, dw. i would write that but as streamer reader. but this can be read as streamer or normal (?) reader.

umm, yea, enjoy! or dont... :) m.list

bf!sapnap who asks you to meet his family in texas. and as a result, you suggest a road trip.

"baby, thats like a fourteen hour trip," he says in concern.

"so we drive seven hours each," you state obviously.

he looks at you cautiously before shrugging, "okay, then..."

bf!sapnap who puts his arm around your seat when he starts backing out of the driveway. then he remembered he had a backup camera and put his arm down. causing your heart to flutter for a moment before deep disappointment set in.

bf!sapnap who doesnt realize how much you've been staring at him since the drive started. twenty minutes in, he looks over at you as if to ask whats wrong.

he gives you a questioning nod, his eyebrows furrowed as he looks between you and the road.

"nothing," you say, looking down at your phone and pursing your lips to hide your smile.

"hmm..." he trails off playfully. "whatever you day, baby."

bf!sapnap who quietly sings to songs, tapping the steering wheel to the beat.

bf!sapnap who reaches over to give your thigh a squeeze and immediately bringing his hands back to the steering wheel.

"yes, sir?" you ask, shocked by the sudden act of affection.

"nothin', just felt like it," he says, keeping his eyes on the road.

bf!sapnap who reaches over to hold your hand over the middle console.

"are you getting bored?" you ask him, rubbing your thumb over the back of his hand.

"no... i just want to hold your hand," he says, squeezing your hand.

bf!sapnap who refuses to let you drive for a while until you stop at a gas station and beat him to the drivers seat.

"no!" he half shouted when he saw you sprint to the car as he pumped gas into the car. he stood infront of door, not expecting you to run to the passangers seat. he wasnt able to react fast enough as you dove into the front seat.

you cackled out loud when he opened the door and accepted defeat at the sight of your spread across the passangers seat, the console, and the drivers seat.

"haha! fuck you!" you laugh out as he rolls his eyes and closes the door in absolute defeat.

bf!sapnap who falls asleep in the passanger seat, light snores sounding in harmony with the music playing quietly through the car.

you look over when you hear a quiet snore in between songs playing. you couldnt help the smile spread on your face at the way he curled up against the door. his face resting in his hand against the window.

bf!sapnap who wakes up and with his eyes barely open, chugs half a large water bottle. like when you wake up from those good naps.

"how far are we?"

"not too far."

"which means...?" he trails off sleepily.

"since you drove for nine hours instead of seven, and ive driven for four..." you say waiting for him to do the math.

"mamas... i cant do math right now," he says, trying to rub the sleep off his face.

"we have like an hour to go, love," you say with a giggle, reaching over and giving his thigh a similar squeeze to the he gave you earlier.

bf!sapnap who leans over and gives you a kiss when you reach the first stop light in a couple of hours.

bf!sapnap who post a video to his story on snapchat with the caption 'passenger princess core ✨️✨️🤪'

he pans the camera towards you focusing on the road, your arm resting on the window, your head resting in your hand and the other on the steering wheel. to his luck, you place both arms on the wheel as you turn on your indicator.

then he comically reaches over to grab your right hand and slaps it onto his thigh. you look at him in shock before realizing he was filming. the video cuts right as you start laughing at his antics.

bf!sapnap who give you different directions to his mothers house once you guys get to an area he remembers.

bf!sapnap who cant help but smile when you show him the pictures you took of him when he was sleeping and while he was driving.

"you took pictures of me driving?" he asks as you guys lay in the bed in the room he spent a majority of his life.

i had a lot of fun writing this. it was cute and shit. sorry if reader seemed to much like a character even tho they technically are (?)... i just couldnt help it. -nony

"yea, you looked hot," you tell him nonchalantly with a shrug.

#sapnap #sapnap x reader #sapnap x you #sapnap fluff #dteam #sapnap x y/n #🐬 anon

[theemporium]

missing max and his werewolf wifey 😔😔🙏🙏 i imagine charles literally leclerifying?? (idk if that’s the term but wtv!!) to some of the other grid boys why max actually doesn’t have a dog and is like “i can prove it!” Then it cuts to charles trying to get my girl to show any wolf signs 😭😭 i imagine he throws a ball across the paddock at max and her walking and they are both like 🤨🤨 (she’s internally rusting the urge to pick it up) and the rest of the grid is like “alright grandpa let’s get you back to the nursing home” - 🐬

PLEASE😭😭😭😭😭charles is on a one man mission to prove his point and it’s failing

charles starts doubting himself and just starts befriending max’s dog because hey! he’s a dog person! why not! and max’s dog is really smart and she always comes by his garage to chill out when max is busy so why wouldn’t he entertain her?

and then one day he goes to max’s driver room to ask to hang out with his dog but ends up catching the reader mid-shift and he’s like :0 before being like, “I KNEW IT!”

but then charles is probably genuinely sad there isn’t a dog for him to chill with between practices

#cece answers #max.thots #🐬.anon

[spirit-lanterns]

what do u think the star rail women's cup sizes would be... do u think a D for kafka would be too big... -🐬

I actually…don’t know much about cup sizes because I’m super flat and just wear sports bras everywhere for support 😅

But looking at Kafka, I do see her being a D cup because her breasts do seem to be in that range (in my inexperienced opinion). Perhaps like the dick size tierlist, I should make a cup size tierlist just for funsies one day :0

#🕯️spirit box #🐬 anon