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mythgirlimagines · 2 years
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ANON-CORRECT QUOTES
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Purple: (matter-of-factly) Those who resort to such ribald forms of speech simply lack the means of communicating more effectively, due to a limited vocabulary.
Nerd: (boiling with rage) You. Are an. AUDACIOUS. IDEOLOGICALLY UNSOUND. PRESUMPTUOUS. MOTHERF-
Fusion: (popping out of nowhere, scolding) LANGUAGE, NERD-SENPAI!
Source: Twitter
Page Source: (https://twitter.com/deelomas/status/1505136984767229954)
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(After the Cooking Anons made cookies for the rest of the Anons...)
Fusion II: (grabbing the last cookie off the tray)
Sparkle: (getting into a histrionic fit) THE SPECTACULAR SPARKLE'S MOTHER DID NOT RAISE A QUITTER!
Fusion II: (deadpan, holding on to the cookie) But she did raise a drama queen.
Sparkle: (angrily) JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN COOKIE!
Source: Unknown
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(Context: Dream invited Wyre and Myth to play volleyball with her...)
Dream: (in a volleyball uniform, passing the volleyball to Wyre) The ball is life, bruh!
Wyre: (now holding the volleyball, also in a jersey) The ball is life, bruh!
Myth: (in a Catarina cosplay, missing the ball thrown at her) The ball is life, bruh!
Dream/Wyre: (confused as hell) You got the wrong-okay...
Source: Vine
Video Source: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4On51g4ynE)
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(Context: Eldritch trying to convince people ghosts are real, to mixed results...)
Eldritch: (desperately) I-Iris! D-Do you believe in gh-ghosts?!
Iris: (spinning around in a swivel chair) I believe you're a big dork! Hahahaha!
Eldritch: (frowning, before suddenly stopping the swivel chair, causing Iris to fall)
Source: Gravity Falls
Video Source: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkrsZ5iZ7A4)
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(Just outside of Scar's clinic...)
Scar: (exiting his clinic, holding a clipboard, gravely) Demon of Plumes, your test results came back positive.
Egg: (staring at Scar in suspense) 
Scar: (smirking from underneath its mask) You're a stage five dumb***.
Wet Sock: (popping from out of nowhere, tossing gothic confetti everywhere) OOOOOOOOOOH!
Egg: (shocked and in disbelief)
Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Video Source: (https://www.reddit.com/r/brooklynninenine/comments/kvr8qf/i_think_about_this_scene_and_crack_up_every_so/)
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(How a JustCurious confession scene would probably go...)
Janon: (wanting his confession to be plain and simple) Thank you for always being there for me. Curious, I-I love you...
Curious: (staring blankly for a couple of seconds)
Curious: (smiling angelically) I love you too, Janon-senpai!
Janon: (smiling at Curious finally catching onto his feelings for them) 
Curious: (curteously) I love you...and everybody else, too.
Janon: (smile promptly falling, into a stare of disbelief)
Source: Xenoblade Chronicles II
Video Source: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JScRVPL5nHM)
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(In the planning stages of the Anon KG...)
The Fancy One/Mastermind: (looking at the plans, smiling proudly) You, my beloved assistant, did an excellent job!~★
The Assistant/Traitor: (eyes sparkling in admiration) My heart is filled with joy at your praise, Boss!
The Fancy One/Mastermind: (disgusted) HEART, you say? Do not forget, we DON'T have a heart!~★
Source: Gormiti: The Lords of Nature Return
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Sorry for my tardiness and schedule slip, but I hope you enjoy the quotes I've submitted!
-Fusion Anon
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It's true- I suck at volleyball XD
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hon3y-y · 2 months
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your choso has rewired my brain...literally cant stop thinking about popular reader who has a new bf every week x virgin nerd choso who despite his inexperience has every intention to leave you dumb on the end of his cock. He even lets you slap his books down and talk shit about him with your little girlfriends in public, but behind closed doors you're the one crying and begging him hdjsjs definition of 'send her back to her bf w my handprint on her ass' aaaaa and if its a love story, it turns out chosos had the fattest crush on her bc he knows shes actually a sweetie at heart but loves her toxic side too and gives her the best dick until she stops playing around like THE REVERSAL 😭 he would be so sweet in his own way and so loyal and a fucking dog to her lowkey but covers it up with mean words and pussy slaps 🥺
Nerd!choso has a special place in my pants heart😵‍💫
Cw; nastyy smut, filming, infidelity(👀), choso is a little pervy but that’s why we love him🫶, talks of bodily fluids, reader is a lil mean
Enjoy<3
After the first time you fucked, he was extremely a little mad about you dating someone the next day (especially since it was his first time and you knew that) but quickly forgot about it once he had his head between your legs later that night, your mouth babbling nonsense when he sucked a little too hard.
He would purposefully leave hickies on your chest and thighs, smiling cheekily as he watched your shakey legs try to dress yourself. “Don’t look at me that way," you mumbled, your usual attitude gone and replaced with shyness under his intense gaze. Yeah, he didn’t have to worry.
Choso let's you get away with everything. the laughing, the pushing, and the taunts about how “small” he probably is from your friends (to which he nearly smirks when you stiffen slightly). He goes along with all of it and even watches you tongue-fuck your stupid boyfriend, who’s likely one hard hit to the head away from permanent brain damage. But he can’t stay mad; you look so cute trying to be tough. Eyebrows furrowed and a little hiss in your tone, knowing that the moment everyone disappears, you’re nothing but a sobbing mess, begging for him to touch you.
You’re in his room later, bent into a mating press, gasping for air as his cock clumsily batters your g-spot. “Yes—fuck, cho! "Your skin feels so hot, and your mind is so numb. Choso is nearly just as loud, already cumming two times, but watching you made it impossible to pull out. A sticky mess of both your fluids caused gooey strings to form whenever he moved away, the erotic sight making him pull out and reach for his phone. “W-what are you—"
You tried to sit up when the light of a camera flashed in your eyes, making you gasp before he tilted it down, focusing on your pussy. “Look at how wet she is.” He reaches out to touch, making your hips jerk in sensitivity. He plays with your wetness, making your cheeks hot, showing off the substance to the camera before placing his finger on your hole to tap at the new cream that seeped out.
You went to pull your legs closed. "E-enough, Choso." You sent him a glare, making him laugh before leaning down to kiss your cunt. He pointed the camera up to catch your shocked face, and you glanced at it again. “Why are you filming this? I never said—"
You squeal as he nips your clit, immediately shutting up but sending him a harsh glare. He kisses your thigh at your compliance. “Do you really not want me to?” He stared up at you, putting little pecks on your bud, making your breath hitch. You shook your head, ‘no’, “fuck, I don’t care, just make me cum,” you whine, pushing his head down. You jolt up, your eyes widening, when you feel the stinging slap on your pussy.
You’re about to speak when he does it again and again, each hit harder than the previous one, a yelp of surprise escaping you as he forces the light in your eyes again, making you squint. “You’re such a slut, it’s almost pathetic." His harsh words make you pout, mumbling about how mean he is. “I’m mean? Tell the camera why you came here.” You bite your lip, looking away, causing him to grab your chin and force you to look. “I’m not asking.”
It feels humiliating: “He couldn’t make me cum.” Your voice is quiet, but you could practically feel the cocky smile on Choso's face. “Who’s he?” You want to die, shaking your head. He rolled his eyes, tapping on your cheek to signal you to talk. With a sigh, you repeat yourself, “My boyfriend couldn’t make me cum.” Choso mockingly coos behind the camera, his thumb going to rub your swollen bud. “And how many times have you cum since getting here?”
He pans the camera back and forth between your needy pussy and pretty face, your sweaty skin glistening under the intense lighting making his cock impossibly harder. You look so delicate, just helplessly taking the pleasure he gives you because your body needs him so bad. Tears gather in your waterline whenever he applies more pressure, eyes zeroing in on the slick that starts to drip down your ass.
You can’t answer, your jaw hanging open when he quickened his pace. Your chest is heaving as you chanted out ‘please!’ hips thrusting up to meet him until you quickly cum with a shutter, choso slowing but not stopping as you relax again. You look up to the camera with a tired smile, holding up your hands to signal four, your eyes could barely remain open, head flopping back into the pillow. your eyes are getting heavy, nearly having you succumb to sleep when you feel his tip align with your cunt. “Flip over, slut.”
He forces you to film yourself as he pounds into you from behind, crying when he leans down to tug at your sore nipples. He forces your back to arch more, pathetically taking his cock into your swollen pussy. If you drop the camera, he’ll wait until you pick it up again. Or, he’ll snatch it from your hand to catch you desperately rutting against him, begging him to let you cum and “fuck you right." He does just that, leaving you with a fried brain and a puddle of your own drool, tears, and juices from how intensely he made you squirt.
Honestly, he’s so horny and has so much stamina he’ll just keep going until he’s shooting blanks, making sure to point the camera at the cum that leaks out of your puffy cunt, spreading your lips so it can closely get your gaping hole. Of course, after he’s had his fun, he’ll gently take care of you. You’re practically sleeping already, barely being able to speak as he nods along to your near incoherent praise, “S'good t’me. Luv you so much."He smiles, a giddy feeling in his tummy, as he holds a water bottle to your lips, which you gulp down quickly, not realizing how dehydrated you really were. He tucks you in, cuddling as you grip onto him tightly.
It’s not long after that you stop seeing the guy you were with, or any for that matter (at least, according to your friends' knowledge). When they ask what happened, you just shrug, making up some excuse, trying not to stutter as the vibrations in your panties speed up. Choso watches closely, smiling happily as you try to discreetly roll your hips<3
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A/n: I need him so bad it’s getting to me. Also, send request bc writers block is a btch. Mwah💋
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mysterycitrus · 7 months
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i love your art sm!! have you ever drawn raven?
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the 80s girlfriends of all time
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wheredidhiseyebrowsgo · 2 months
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POPULAR DEREK SIMPING FOR NERD STILESSS (please <333)
Sure thing!
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Come Along Because I Love Your Face by cardel
(1/1 I 1,035 I General)
Derek doesn’t mean to stare, he knows it’s rude but he can’t seem to help it. The guy has been talking to his circle of friends for the better part of the lunch period and they’re all listening, riveted, just like Derek.
Hot Nerd Alert by alisvolatpropiis
(1/1 I 4,537 I Not Rated)
Derek can't believe he's actually doing this: taking a selfie snap of the guy he’s been crushing on for weeks to prove to Danny that one, yes, he really does exist, and two, he really is that hot and thus he is totally justified in being too scared to make a move.
Or you know, even talk to the guy outside of the class they share.
In his defense, this isn’t just any guy. This THE guy. Hot Nerd. The utterly adorable but still somehow insanely sexy freshman in his twentieth century American Lit class who he’s been lusting over since the first day of the semester. If there were ever a time for him to be that person who tries to be subtle while taking snaps of other people, this is it.
Game On by stilinskisparkles
(1/1 I 6,391 I Teen)
Derek first sees him from across the quad four days into fall semester. He’s sitting on one of the long benches, a marker pen in his mouth, grinning at something the kid lounging on the bench beside him is saying. When he laughs properly he pulls the pen out and throws his head back, his neck a long, lean line Derek is entranced by. He flicks the page in his book and highlights something, tossing the cap up in the air and catching it with his teeth.
Playing Hard To Get by stereksterek
(3/3 I 6,911 I Not Rated)
“Is that your best pick-up line?”
Derek was taken aback by the blatant call-out from his clearly intelligent mate, but if anything it just made him grin.
“I can do better.”
“Then why would you start with something that wasn’t your best? Maybe you’re not really that interested in me and could go and reflect on that somewhere else?”
Before Derek could refute his mate’s doubt with all the ferocity of his wolf, Stiles turned back to the bookshelf and continued searching for the book he'd been looking for. Apparently his mate wanted to play hard to get, but that was fine with Derek. He didn’t mind a challenge.
“Trust me. No one could be more interested in you than me.”
living in a movie i've watched by thoughtsandthings
(13/13 I 20,995 I Teen)
Stiles scrambles to his feet and holds his hand over his heart like he’s about to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. “I solemnly swear I will try my damnedest to woo the crap out of Derek Hale.”
Scott laughs and tosses a couch pillow at his head. “Deal."
Stiles and Scott shake on it.
But Then What... by Stoney
(3/3 I 24,343 I Explicit)
Senior year is almost over, and all Stiles needs to do is keep his head down to survive. A teacher calls in a favor, leaving him stuck tutoring Derek Hale, one of the most popular jocks in school and a member of a group of douchecanoes who have bullied Stiles for years. He's someone Stiles totally hates. Totally. Like, doesn't like him even a little bit. DEFINITELY isn't attracted to him.
Except that is a total lie. Fuck his life, seriously.
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bixels · 5 months
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Do sunset and twilight have any sort of relationship in your human au? (Your art is so SO BEAUTIFUL by the way, I have spent so much time staring at it. I love your lines and use of color).
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Yes.
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revenantghost · 11 months
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can you explain why knives needed vash for his plan? is vash's power giving plants life?
So from what I gather, Vash is unique in his ability to both give and take from the higher dimension, which is the place where all plants get their energy from, and that's what humans use them for. (This is also where Conrad says their souls are instead of their bodies (possible bullshit, given the unreliable narrators we have), and also given Vash's conversation with Rem in episode 12 it's possibly connected to the afterlife???) Or, at the very least, Vash is different from most other plants, as they can only take. His power has been compared to something black hole-like, but I won't bore you with quantum physics since we don't know exactly what they mean by that yet, exactly.
In order to access and enter the higher dimension to rip souls free and shove them into the plants' bodies to birth independent plants, Knives needed to use Vash as a gate, as a tool, to open Vash up and let himself in so he could funnel that power out through Vash.
At least, that's just what I've gathered from watching Tristamp... way too many times and reading meta as I go. I'm probably a bit off in this explanation, so anyone feel free to add on anything I missed! I think we're going to get way more in-depth in the following season/s with the plot threads left hanging after episode twelve. Hopefully this makes sense! :'D
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whaliiwatching · 7 months
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Hey hello. Consider. Hobie reading over and suggesting edits to drafts of Peter's writing and then going home visually with clippings and quotes from said writing as a part of him. Alternately, Peter takes inspiration from quotes visible on Hobie
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heart on your sleeve…..
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scremogirl · 5 months
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adding to idgaf reader, they let the yans grope them whenever
I got carried away with yandere nerds, srry 😭
There was really nothing you could do to stop him. Yandere! Nerd is definitely the most handsy and since he knows you don’t care, he’s absolutely taking advantage of your laid back personality.
Sitting down at your desk you listen to the professor present today's lesson. You're so focused on taking notes that you’re unconsciously ignoring your precious yan. Sure, you have 5/7 classes with each other and will see him literally next period, but he wants attention now!
Therefore, once he shifts his hand onto your thigh under the table, you pay him no mind. He’s always like this so you think he can wait it out just a little more. Oh how wrong you were. Still facing forward, you ignore him as his hand slides farther up, fingertips brushing up against your sex. You shoot a quick glance at him, something akin to “really, right now?” but he decides to be petty and ignore you too. You huff a little knowing he’s not gonna give up and drop your pen; he’s gonna give you the notes anyways 🤷🏽‍♀️. He smiles at your quick defeat and after remaining stationary for a couple minutes, runs his finger along your arousal.
You lean back and let him rub against you, feeling heat pool between your legs. Out of the corner of your eye you see him smirk when your hips buck just noticeable for him to see. Your eyes still remain on the teacher and with a straight face and slightest groan, fall apart in the middle of class. Soon after the bell rings you grab your stuff, feeling your cum drip down your pants leg. You walk to your next class with him right on your heels before making a sharp left into the staff bathroom. As council members, it’s one of the perks you’re allowed (nobody likes using those dirty ass school restrooms bffr).
You close the lid of the toilet pulling him by the tie into the stall with you. You shoved down your pants down and undo his tie, using it to wipe up the mess he made before shoving it in his mouth. He looks up at you with glassy eyes and whines around the garment.
“Nuh uh, only good boys get to cum,”
Sure, you ended up missing a class or two and left the sore between your thighs, will you do it again? Yes.
To no one's surprise, you're here again at Yandere! Council president’s house again for another “study session”. And by study session I mean laying down in his large bed with his hands up your shirt and body pressed so close against yours you can barely move. Not that you mind tho, you're too preoccupied with the random ‘try not to laugh’ he put on to keep your attention from straying to him. This is one of the only moments he has you to himself and can sit back and relax with nothing to worry about.
Warm hands rest on your chest, an additional squeeze here and there. The silence is comfortable until it’s broken by your surprised gasp. For whatever reason, he wanted to give your nipples a gentle tug. He proceeds to grind against you from behind, snuggling closer. You look back a little only to find him nuzzled into the crook of your neck.
Again silence passes until his hands shifted to your hip and down your pants. He just left them there, resting against you and applying just the right amount of pressure. Not being one to be on the receiving end of teasing, you move his hands out and flip him on his back. Crawling on top you look into his eyes with a curt “stop,”. All you get is a cheeky smile as he places his hands on either side of your face.
“You’re so pretty,” all he gets in return is a roll of your eyes as you lay down on his chest as he scratches your scalp and slowly falls into sleep.
As revenge you woke him up with that sloppy toppy w/ no release as revenge. You had a rough time in gym the next day 🤭.
It was 50/50 with you. You liked going to the mall because most of the time you weren’t the one paying, on the other hand Yandere! Childhood friend would do everything in his power to make y’all seem like a couple. You knew the truth about your relationship so the jealous stares and whispers of “aww how cute,” and “I wish that was me,” never got to you.
“Hey babe, try on this one! The color really matches your eyes,” ignoring the babe part you stare at him questiongly. Sure, it does suit you very well, the only problem is it’s like 2x smaller than what you normally buy. You take it anyways, not willing to hear him make up dumb excuses on why he thinks you’ll like it.
Making your way to the dressing room you try it on and I’m not joking when it says it gives you the lift of a lifetime while simultaneously choking the shit outta you. You come out to where he was sitting and he looks up to you with the widest eyes and a wolf whistle.
“I always knew you were sexy, but this is a whole new level. Remind me not to rip this one off tonight,” the attendant gives you a shocked and slightly disgusted look before acting like she heard nothing when you turn around. With a flat look directed his way, you turn around before hearing a loud SMACK as short jolts of pain flow on your ass. Whipping your head around you feel a large palm grab and smooth over the area as Yandere! Childhood friends smirks at you.
“Keep the jeans on too,”
Y’all fucked in the mall bathroom and had to dash before security caught you 👍🏾
Special Guest!!!
With the first quarter ending in just a couple days, all your classes have been either free periods or makeup work. Today was just another work day for you, so you decided to make some last minute updates on your final in the school's empty courtyard. Of course, Yandere! Serial killer took the time to kill two birds with one stone; having you to himself and finishing up some assignments.
“Hey, (Y/N); mind looking at this for me? I’m not sure if I got all the details right,” he pouts. You reach over to take a quick peak, unsuspecting of a strategically placed paint can.
“Hm? What’doyou mean? I think it looks completely fin-“ your cut off before tripping but are caught before you can land. The grip he has on your hips is tight as he pulls you up, shifting his hands to your side.
“Whoa, are you okay? You could’ve hit the ground really hard if I wasn’t there to catch you,” you let out an embarrassed smile before thanking him with a hug. He slings his arm around pulling you into his lap and kicking the van away.
“Just stay with me here for a while, yea? Nothing can hurt you when your with me,”
Hope you enjoyed My Love, this is the first anon I’ve done w/ Keegan so it’s a little shorter; wanna know how y’all feel about him first. Buh bye!!!!!
-Love, Sos ❤️
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darling--core · 6 months
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Same anon with the ask about accidental eye contact with yandere nerd, listen to me.... it gets even worse if you notice it and go out of your way to see how far you can go. Trailing a finger down his arm, smiling at him, pressing close. It's so much worse for him. He wants you so bad that he can't hold back anymore. You want him too. He knows you do. You're touching him so much. (If possible and it's free, could I be 🤡 anon?)
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yes my love of course!!! 🤡 anon it is <3 i need to do an anon roundup someday soon and clear out the old claimed emojis that i havent heard from in months, that reminds me me.
literally do u want to kill him?? because this is how u kill him
he wont do shit about it in public, at least not at first. but he's going to end up in a very embarrassing situation because goddamnit now he's hard in his pants and he's definitely leaking all over his boxers and it's really only a matter of time before you can see it through his pants. he's going to make such a fucking mess but he won't excuse himself– he can't!! not when you're touching him and giving him attention and he can smell your hair and the scent of your body wash and your skin is so soft on his and he's pretty sure he's drooling–
a darling who flirts with him on purpose is a recipe for a lot of humiliation and embarrassments on his end, that's for sure. he just hopes you don't realize how much even the way you humiliate him turns him on...
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yxami · 11 months
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AAAAAAA the cow boy was so well made and adorable thank you very much!! I loved the little informations you dropped along the way regarding other farms, it made everything feel more alive!
If that’s alright can I make one more request? A yandere nerd with a fem reader, maybe reader saved the poor guy from some bullies and now he just keeps running after her like some lost puppy :( And at times he doesn’t have the courage for it he just spends all his time watching her from afar.
Maybe he’s a bit delusional as well and already imagined everything all the way to their wedding.
Also I feel like I’ll be active here quite a bit so can I be the 🌸 anon? So that it’ll be easier for me to find the stuff I requested
Thank you for requesting 🌸 anon, you’re my first named regular! Also, don’t be shy request more if you’d like. I like your ideas and it’s fun to bring them to life for you! I’m glad you like how I write them! I added the tag on your other request too!
description: yandere nerd, female reader, soft yandere, stalking, watching reader, he’s pretty tame, just a cute lil guy who wants to be your husband.
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You heard voices down at the bottom of the stairs. You sighed assuming it was stupid couples getting handsy like always. There was never any announcements about it so couples got away with it, pretty often.
You were about to walk away until you heard clear voices that all sounded male. Way more than just two, that was weird. You got closer and heard a rather aggressive voice.
“Did you fucking purposely write the wrong answers so I’d copy?? You’re stupid as hell if you thought I wouldn’t find out afterwards!”
“I’m not letting you cheat off of me anymore! I’m gonna get in trouble and it’s wrong to cheat!” A soft male voice argued back with the agitated voice.
“Tch, we’ll see what you have to say after I beat the fucking life out of you. Grab his arms so he doesn’t move” The obvious attacker was about to beat him up, even telling his friends to hold him down.
“Hey! What the hell do you think you’re doing??” You ran down the stairs and confronted the group of three boys who were teaming up on one.
“Who the hell are you?” What you assumed was the leader turned around and gave you the meanest glare you’ve ever seen directed towards you before.
“Leave before I fucking tell the principal you’re causin’ trouble again” You knew he had run into trouble enough that the next big punishment was sure to get him expelled. You used that your advantage despite it still being risky to confront such a intimidating group.
“Fucking snitch, Cmon, let’s go. This chick obviously doesn’t have a life” He made an annoyed hiss, obviously pissed off that someone had ruined his revenge beating.
They cleared the area and now the guy sat against the wall was safe. You were glad you were there before he got hurt. You had no clue that bullying was actually going on in the school. You had never seen it before so you never thought it happened.
“Hey, are you okay?” You offered your hand towards the poor guy, hoping he didn’t get hurt before you stepped in.
“Y..yeah! Thank you..” He grabbed your hand and you helped him up. He looked a little familiar but you didn’t know who he was. Maybe he was in one of your classes.
“What was that all about anyways? Those guys were about to beat you up over some test answers? Geez, people are really fucked up now, huh?” You noticed he had red cheeks and you quickly worried.
Did they hit him before you interrupted? Was he okay?
“Are you okay? Your face is red! Did they hit you anywhere?” You cupped his face with both of your hands and moving his glasses on top of his head to scan all of his face. His face only seemed to reddened even more!
“I- I’m okay! They didn’t hit me!“ He rambled on about his perfect health, he was so flustered!! Your face was so close and he could hardly breathe. He had never been so close to a girl before! Especially not one as gorgeous and brave like you!
“Oh, good. If they ever bother you again, tell me! I’ll snitch on those fuckers. I don’t care if people bitch about it” You sighed in relief that he was okay and stepped back. He placed his glasses back on, his vision becoming clearer.
“Thank you.. You’re really brave! For standing up to them.. I mean I couldn’t do that” He laughed his cowardly trait off even thought he was a little embarrassed.
“It’s understandable though, three on one is not fair. It just shows how weak they are. What’s your name anyways, you look familiar” You smiled at him, happy that he was okay and laughing.
“My name is Kyosuke, I’m really happy that you stood up for me. I hope we can be friends!” He bowed and looked up with the cutest smile you’ve ever seen! He was adorable!
You shared your name and complimented his. You had to go though, the bell rung as soon as the words left your mouth. The both of you departed ways after exchanging your goodbyes and left to class.
You were happy you go to do something nice for someone. It was always a nice feeling to help a person in a dire situation. You were hoping you could see him again and become friends like he said!
You had no clue that he planned the same! Even going as far to follow you to all your clases; the next day, hidden in the crowds of students to see what your schedule was. He found out he had his last class with you, he knew you looked familiar!
You were across the room though, which made him a little sad. Maybe he’d could ask the teacher to move him next to you or ask for a new seating chart. He blushed at the thought of seeing you at the end of the day sitting next to him! It made him so giddy to even think about it!
The bell rang throughout the school and you picked up your bag to start heading home. You never had anything to do after-school. Clubs weren’t your thing but the ocasional stop to the gas station was fun.
Kyosuke wanted to approach you, so badly but he was too nervous to calm down his sudden feelings about you. Maybe tomorrow he would approach you and ask if you wanted to eat lunch together? He blushed imagining how eating lunch with you would be so intimate. Sitting next to each other, sharing food, like a couple!
You left the classroom hastily like everyone else, making it outside of school. You always walked home since your house wasn’t too far. You had no clue that your admirer tagged along as well.
You never assumed someone would be so infatuated with you, let alone follow you home. He managed to go undetected and closely watch you. He remembered every turn you did, every road you crossed, everything. He wanted to remember the path so he could follow you safely home everyday. It was good you didn’t live far away!
You threw your book-bag on your couch and went into the kitchen to go find a snack. You rummaged around, unaware of Kyosuke following you to your home. He was going to leave! He swore! But he really wanted to see what you did after-school.
He was just so interested about you now. He wanted to know everything just incase it would help him approach you easier. Maybe you liked a game and he could talk to you about it? Or a hobby!
He peeked through your kitchen window, covered in leaves from the bushes that surrounded your house. He moved some branches to clearly see you making yourself something to eat.
He pondered whether you liked to cook or not, maybe you’d like it if he made you something? You didn’t seem like a cooking person since he didn’t see any ingredients or spices around on your counters. Maybe you’d love a homemade lunch for him! As if he was your boyfriend!
The next day came by and you shut your locker, grabbing the lunch you brought for school today. You weren’t up for school lunch so you made yourself some food! It was rice with eggs and some fruit, pretty plain but still delicious.
You bumped into a familiar face, thinking it was one of your friends; you were quick to help the person up. It was Kyosuke though! The cute little nerd you helped yesterday.
“Hey Kyo! Sorry, I didn’t see you there” You smiled, still carefully holding your bag and lunch. You thought he was pretty adorable, you had never seen him before but you were glad you were able to help him.
“Hello! I was actually trying to see you today, I wanted to properly thank you for helping me. So.. I made you lunch!” He shyly brought out a container filled with delicious looking food, much more delicious then the food you had in your hands. He was too distracted with giving you the lunch to realize the nickname you gave him.
“Oh! I already made myself lunch though” You were caught by surprised that he still remembered who you were. You didn’t think you made a big impression other than someone who helped him out.
“Ah… never-mind then! I didn’t realize you made your own lunch” His smile hastily pulled into frown now seeing that you wouldn’t eat the homemade lunch he spent so long making for you. He got up super early to make sure it would be perfect.
“I was planning to sit outside since the weather is nice, why don’t we go share our lunches?” You were quick to comfort his sadness. His frown made you feel so guilty! It was almost like upsetting a poor puppy.
“Okay!” Kyosuke nodded happily. His plan was to give you the homemade lunch and hope you would ask for more so then he would be cooking for you everyday! But eating lunch with you was good too!
The two of you made your way to the courtyard of the school, the weather was nice, and the trees had perfect shade to sit under. Sure, you could sit on a bench but wouldn’t it be better to sit under a tree on the soft grass?
You opened up your container of food, the food seeming much more bland next to the well cooked food that he opened up.
“Try it! I was really excited to make this for you. I woke up early in the morning” He giggled pulling out silverware for you to use while you ate. You grabbed it and placed your container on your lap so it wouldn’t fall while you tried his food.
You grabbed a spoonful and the flavors melted into your mouth, your eyes lit up and letting out a excited noise of surprise at the taste. You mumbled your gratitude with a mouthful of the dish. He grinned while tilting his head; not understanding. He found it funny though. Once he got that you were saying thank you he insisted it was no problem.
“Can I have some of yours? It looks good too” He pointed to your untouched food. You nodded scooping more food into your mouth that he gave you. You grabbed the container with your free hand and handed it to him.
Kyosuke ate some of the rice and eggs and enjoyed it. You thought for sure he wouldn’t enjoy it as much as your cooking, from the taste of his food it seemed like he was a Michelin star chef. He could argue the opposite though.
Eating out of your lunch box, it felt like the two of you were close! He couldn’t help but gush over the fact that he was eating your cooking! Cooking that was intended for yourself but you graciously gave to him. You were so nice he couldn’t help but fall for you.
When the two of you get married, he could pack lunch everyday for you. He could be your husband who stays at home, keeping the house tidy and clean for his beautiful wife. The perfect balance in a relationship.
That would be his major plan after this! To have you as his wife, and keep you happy and full with his cooking. Maybe even have a kid or two if you wanted! He tried hiding his blush at his imagination running wild.
“Your cooking is good! If I knew you were such a good cook I would have you make me lunches everyday” You beamed, now able to talk without a mouthful of food.
“I could if you’d like to! I always have extra food that I just put in the fridge, so maybe… I could cook for you everyday” He shyly offered, he knew you weren’t being serious but maybe you’d accept his offer? He never cooked for anyone else other than himself but to make food for you everyday.. that would be amazing! It was exactly how he planned!
“I was joking! But if you’re offering I’d love to eat the extra food you have” You looked at him, excited hearing his words.
“Yay! What would you like me to cook next!” Kyosuke got giddy thinking of the ability to please you everyday with one of his best skills! He never knew cooking would bring him closer to a beautiful girl like you.
“Hmm.. how about sushi!” The thought of sushi for lunch would be amazing, your stomach practically craved it now that you thought about it.
“I can do that!” He was excited and would definitely go shopping after-school to get the ingredients for it.
The two of you ate under the beautiful tree that flowed when the wind guided it a certain direction. It was a nice afternoon, to be sharing lunches with a lover friend!
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blindmagdalena · 3 months
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Homelander with an s/o that’s a middle school or high school teacher that asks him to come teach a lesson on history. He’s happy getting to be needed, the center of attention, and getting to talk about history, the students are happy because someone that is super famous is teaching their class, and the s/o is happy seeing homelander and their students happy.
That would be so cute!!!! He’d probably be a little nervous at first and then really get into it and his s/o would tell him he did great😭😭
By the time your class ends, the children are on their feet, all of them excitedly clapping and clamoring for a moment of recognition from their impromptu history teacher.
You knew Homelander would be a hit with your class—and that he'd excel at this—but nothing could have prepared you for the enthusiasm he would inspire in your students. He has a way of conducting himself that speaks directly to children, and you think you understand why: he speaks to them as if he himself were a child as well.
There is a bright-eyed, genuine excitement he has for the topic that positively enraptures them in a way even you have never quite managed to. You remember his passion from your own childhood, but you've had the time to explore it, giving yours a patina that his lacks.
Homelander is experiencing this moment with the children. For all his experience in a proper classroom, he may as well be one of them. It brings as much of an ache to your heart as it does warmth.
To your delight, every single student leaves the room with a shiny smiling sticker for their engagement. You only have a handful of them left on your sheet by the time the last student leaves, and as the door closes, you let out a contented little sigh.
"That was fantastic," you tell him, putting a hand on his chest as you kiss his cheek. "They loved you!"
He even managed not to say anything too inappropriate. You forget sometimes just how accustomed he is to public speaking, and more specifically, manufacturing a suitable identity to appeal to whomever he's addressing.
He's like a chameleon in that regard. There's a handful of different Homelander's you might find yourself speaking to, depending on the day.
"Bahh, that was nothing. Trivia Night stuff," he says dismissively, but his grin tells you otherwise. He's glowing with pride, his cheeks a light shade of pink.
"Well. I'd say you earned this," you say, peeling off one more sticker to slap on the downturned flap of his suit.
He looks down at the sparkling sticker and barks a laugh, cupping your face in his hands. "This make me teachers pet?" He asks, and though you're sure he's trying to be salacious to deflect the sincere feelings welling up in his eyes, you see through his facade.
You always do. He loves that as much as he sometimes loathes it.
"You can be anything you'd like to be," you say, kissing the tip of his nose.
Judging by the shift in his expression, no one's ever told him that before.
He kisses you properly and without reprieve for that one.
On top of that, he closes the flap of his suit to keep that silly, glittery little sticker secure and close to his heart.
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mythgirlimagines · 2 years
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ANON-CORRECT QUOTES
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(After Sparkle took Purple to see a stage show...)
Sparkle: (entering the con building) SO, LITTLE PURPLE ONE, HOW WAS THE SHOW?
Purple: (sighing) Nary a clue. All theatrical performances are virtually identical to me.
Purple: (dramatically) Whether it is "The Lion King" or "The Wiz", you can consider me one of "Les Mis".
Sparkle: (frustrated, but amazed) GUH! YOU ARE ATTACKING THEATRE, BUT THAT WAS A STRONG COUPLET!
Purple: (bowing slightly) Much obliged.
Sparkle: (curious) I HAVE TO KNOW, WAS THAT TROCHAIC OCTAMETER?
Purple: (matter-of-factly) Iambic pentameter.
Sparkle: (growling under her breath) CLASSIC...
Source: Sanders Sides
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(During a Hope's Peak-wide dodgeball game...)
Iris: (with an icepack on their face, after flopping their latest play) Sorry, Dream-senpai...
Dream: (encouraging) Hey! Don't worry, Riri!
Dream: (glaring at a certain someone in contempt) I'm glad SOMEONE is trying today!
Janon: (sleeping on the bleachers, having just woke up) Oh, sorry...
Janon: (sarcastically, going back to sleep) Woo-hoo! Way to throw those murder-balls! Go, team, go...
Dream: (sarcastically) Nice team spirit!
Source: Total Drama Island
Video Source: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krnouTvWefc)
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(In Scar's clinic)
Scar: (holding up an inkblot illustration) Now, High Demon of Heart. It's time to take the inkblot test. Tell me, what does this remind you of?
Myth: (without hesitation) Boys.
Scar: (showing another inkblot illustration) What does this remind you of?
Myth: (without hesitation) Girls.
Scar: (showing yet another inkblot illustration, irritated) What does THIS remind you of?
Myth: (after a long "uhhh") Crushes.
Scar: (frustrated) GRRR! You are obsessed with your CRUSHES!
Myth: (sassily) Hey, YOU'RE the one showing me all the sexy pictures.
Source: Animaniacs
VIdeo Source: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmF51rUwuH8)
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(Whenever Wyre and Nerd are alone in a room together...)
Nerd: (filled with contempt, to Wyre) You SUCK!
Wyre: (angrily) YOU SUCK MORE!
Nerd: (at the top of his lungs) I WENT TO CHURCH TODAY JUST TO PRAY ON YOUR DOWNFALL!
Wyre/Nerd: (metaphorical lightning between their eyes)
Curious: (sticking their head into the room) Myth-senpai and I made pancakes.
Wyre/Nerd: (walking to the dining room, bad moods instantly gone) Okay, coming...
Source: Unknown Audio
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Fusion II (and to a lesser extent, the younger non-mom-friend Ultimates): (exists)
Fusion: (internally, confidently) I have got this! I can be a good father!
Fusion: (thinking back to all the "dad/mom friends" he kins) I've seen a lot of television!
Source: Resident Alien
Video Source: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lufWRq6AZQ)
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Wet Sock: (spinning one of their knives around, casually) "They’ll never find the body" is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never STOP finding the body!
Egg: (polishing one of their pet eggs, equally as casual) They’ll be recovering pieces of you for at least THREE MONTHS. You’ll be alive for at least TWO of them.
Eldritch: (from the other side of the room) Y-Y'all are fricking t-TERRIFYING!
Source: Tumblr
Page Source: (3wyp4ajxhmg81.png)
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(The Fancy One/Mastermind dealing with their first ever KG hostage...)
The Fancy One/Mastermind: (smirking as they look down on their tied up victim) I'm not going kill you. Not in the mood. What do you think that's about?~★
The Hostage: (feeling they actually have a chance) In mercy, does your power lie?
The Fancy One/Mastermind: (sneering disdainfully) No, brainless...in torture, death, and chaos does my power lie.~★
Source: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
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As usual, I hope you like these quotes I've put out for all of you! And be sure to keep your eyes peeled for more content made by yours truly!
-Fusion Anon
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Lol the TD one XD
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drabsyo · 5 months
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Curious: What about Werewolf Hermione & Fleur? Wolves and Veela are both Soul Mate Creatures - how would the 2 react in each other's presence & when Hermione is transformed?
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anon you absolute genius, you had me at hello the potential of this au is *chefs kiss*
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gingerjolover · 4 months
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no one can convince me Julien doesn’t love being praised both in innocent and non innocent situations. like she’s over their being protective boyfriend but really she melts at the slightest compliment, like fuzzy eyed…
ohhhhhh anon cutie, let's discuss shall we:
rpf and rpf smut under da cut minors gtfo <3
you're so right, ok look boyfriend!jules LOVES to give you praise but almost loves receiving it more because the way you praise her so sweet and soft she literally, literally melts on the floor
im thinking of like dirty shirleys!julien like before whatever his face (cant remember what i named the rando and honestly can't be arsed to check) starts flirting with you, julien is posted up, back against the bar watching the crowd, and your surroundings, hand on your thigh as she keeps her eyes behind you, watching the bar in a protective manner. every few minutes she kisses your head or rubs your back while you talk to your friends. And Julien is just minding her business, but you lean on your palm and look her up and down, tug her hand to grab her attention, and just pull her down, telling her how good she looks, truly innocently like you just think her outfit is nice and her tattoos look great under her shirt and she gets all blushy and wide-eyed
shes 100% the type to be like, "babe stoooop," while you kiss her cheek and her skin is all hot and pink and she's trying to be tough and be cool about it (oooaaahhhhhHHHHH) but she lit cant help it because you make her squirm because there's something almost uncomfy about you praising her like she gets overwhelmed by praise in a good way (does this make sense?)
okay looooook, dom!julien doesnt break for anything EXCEPT praise. she doesn't care if you're crying or begging or squirming around (obvi w consent if you weren't enjoying yourself or uncomfy you can forget this she puts your comfort and safety above everything) but you praise her through mumbled tones, your voice whiny and breathy and she's FOLDINGGGGG
i imagine it's a situation where she's just going to town with the strap i mean just rocking your shit, she's leaning over you, one hand on your hip, the other on the bed next to your head and she has your knee bent and your eyes haven't been opened once and she's going too hard at such a brutal pace to even care that she can't see your eyes and she doesn't even notice through your moans that you've opened them and are staring at her. through just the neediest whine you're like "fuck you're so pretty like this jay," and suddenly her rhythm is out of whack and her hips are faltering and her chest and neck and cheeks grow pink and shes leaning down on top of you, holding your cheeks as she licks into your mouth, her hips moving faster.
we can talk about subby!julien but you could lit be like, "i like your shirt" and she'd be wide-eyed and blushing and begging to eat you out because you literally just made her entire night with a simple sentence
long story short, jules LOVES praise
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oifaaa · 23 days
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which comics era do you like best?
wait here let me check something
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yeah that's what I thought
I'm going to bed
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nctsplug02 · 1 year
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may I pls request for a jock jaehyun x reader it’s been a while… where the condom breaks and reader lets him do it raw
[7:20PM]
GENRE: FLUFF | SMUT | SLIGHT ANGST
WARNINGS: being overworked, worried jock bf!jae, both protected and unprotected sex, kissing, and praising.
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jaehyun pokes his head out from the kitchen when hearing the door creak open. a tired you walks through the door with a slight dried drool stain on your cheek.
“babe, where’ve you been?!” jaehyun rushes you and doesn’t care that his newly opened can of beer has dropped to the floor.
“i’ve been worried sick?!” he cups your face and you sigh, dropping your bag and slipping your hands between his arms and pushing off his hands from your face.
and, instead, you drop your forehead to his chest. jaehyun stills until his arms find his way around you.
“i’m sorry,” you whisper. “i fell asleep at the library and the librarian woke me up telling me i had to leave because she was closing.” jaehyun lifts your head and cups your face.
“is your phone dead? i’ve been calling you nonstop.” you shake your head. “i was at the library so, my phone was on silent and do not disturb.” jaehyun sighs, dipping his head down and pressing his lips on your head.
“i thought i’d lost you.” you softly laugh and shake your head. “you didn’t.” you inhale once more before pulling away— but the man doesn’t let you go.
you look toward the kitchen and back at him. “it smells good.” jaehyun looks back at the kitchen and nervously laughs. “yyyeahh.. i might’ve stressed-baked when you weren’t answering my calls.” you laugh.
“i’m home now— can i see what you baked?” jaehyun nods and guides you to the kitchen.
the table and stove were filled with several pans of brownies, cakes and in the oven, there were twelve cupcakes currently baking!
jaehyun turns you and sighs, looking down at you with a slight pout. “i’m worried about you, baby.” you put on a big smile. “there’s nothing to worry about! i’m healthy and that’s all that matters.” you say with a firm nod but jaehyuns face doesn’t change.
“i know the exams have you stressed but, please take it down a notch. i hate seeing you push yourself over your limit.” you nod and look down, playing with his cotton shirt.
“i know, baby. and, yeah, i’m pretty stressed about these exams.” a small smirk grows on your lips and you look up. “but, i think i know a way to relieve it.” jaehyun tilts his head and his lips slightly part.
you bite your lip and push yourself away from the man. as you walk out of the kitchen and into the living room, the man follows you.
“babe, where’re you going?” jaehyun asks as he watches you rush into the bedroom. “i’m getting something! sit on the couch for me!” jaehyun looks at the couch and back at the bedroom.
like an obedient golden retriever, jaehyun finds himself walking toward the couch and sitting on the second cushion.
you appear with your hands behind your back and jaehyun attempts to peek. “i have something in my hand and i don’t know if you’ll want to do this.” you say, straddling the man.
“what is it? you know i don’t like surprises.” jaehyun frowns and attempts to get another peek but you tut. “you’ll see, don’t worry.”
you pull your hand from behind your back and show jaehyun the golden foil packet. “a condom— oh, you want to fuck.” jaehyun says with a smile growing on his face.
you bite your lip, biting back the smile. “i do but, are you up for it?” jaehyun is quick to nod. “o—obviously!” you laugh and jaehyun bites his lip.
you slip off his lap and you shimmy off his sweats along with his baby pink boxers you’d gotten him.
“let’s go slow, okay, baby?” jaehyun nods, watching as you slightly stand up with your hand still wrapped around his dick.
jaehyun softly moans when feeling your lips press against his side and then tip. you grin, softly laughing and then slipping the condom on.
you stand up and tuck your thumbs into your skirt, slowly pushing the fabric down your thighs and letting it pool around your feet. you straddle the man who holds your hips and rubs your slit that was wet and dripping.
you hold his cock up and push your panties aside before slowly slide yourself down it. both you and jaehyun let out groans of pleasure.
“how’s that, baby?” you ask jaehyun who groans. “i’ll take that as a good.” you moan and hold the back of his neck as you make your way up and down his shaft.
jaehyun trickles his hands up behind your back and unclips your bra. you feel a relief under your breasts and you sigh.
you let out a small gasp when jaehyun pulls up your shirts and lets your tits fall free. “fuck, you’re gorgeous.” he bites his lip and cups under your breast, using his thumb pads to rub your nipples.
jaehyun hisses and holds his breath when feeling you clench around him. his chest puffed up and his hands finding their way to your hips and giving them a firm squeeze.
“fuck,” jaehyun whimpers and rests his forehead against your chest. “it feels so good.” he brings his eyes up to yours and digs his nails into your hips.
your chest pushes forward and you wince. jaehyun takes it as an opportunity to suction your nipple into his mouth.
you arch your back more, pushing your breast into his mouth. “oh, god. that feels amazing.” you moan out and drop your head, feeling your hips and calves shake.
“that easy.” jaehyun chuckles and teases you for climaxing so easily. “s—shut up, it f—felt really good.” jaehyun presses a kiss on your forehead and firmly holds the back of your thighs.
“just sit still for me, pretty.” jaehyun whispers and presses a kiss on your collarbone.
your arms fly around his head when jaehyun begins to hammer his hips upward into yours. “oh, my— fuck!” you gasp and jerk up when feeling a small snap.
“oh, my god. did the condom just break?” you pull yourself off of jaehyun and stare down at the rubber that had spilt around jaehyuns cock.
“should i go grab a new one?” you shake your head. “we can go raw.. can’t we?” a small mischievous grin grows onto jaehyuns lips before he nods.
you sit up and jaehyun pulls you so you’re hovering over his cock. you stare jaehyun in the eyes while you slowly sink yourself down his cock.
you moan and drop your head. “this is so much better.” jaehyun groans and tips his head back on the couch cushion. “why haven’t we done this before?” you move your hips and jaehyun groans.
“safety is first.” you say and grab his jaw, looking at his eyes then down at his lips. his pink quivering lips call out to you and you bring your lips to his.
you moan and pull at his back hair, they slip past your fingers but you still manage to have a good grip on it.
“fuck,” jaehyun groans, pulling away and tipping his head back. “cumming—!” he gasps and lifts you up.
your ass falls onto his thighs and your eyes drop down to his cock that spurts out white ribbons. your eyes light up in amusement and your mouth parts.
“f—fuck!” jaehyun stutters and squeezes the couch cushions.
you slip off his lap and sink onto your knees. jaehyun lifts his head and watches as you scoop the thick and watery substance onto your finger pad.
you bring your eyes up to his and grin innocently before dipping your cum-covered finger on your tongue.
“fuck.” jaehyun groans and shuts his head. “you’re so fucking gorgeous and sexy at once.” he grabs you and sits you back on his lap.
“care to join me in the shower?” you nod and pull your finger away with a quiet pop. “go check on the cupcakes for me, will’ya? i’m gonna go start the shower.” you nod and slide off jaehyuns lap.
the cupcakes were nearly burnt but amazing.
..and so was the shower sex..
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