#anon is on 😎

[nocturnesmoon]

I had a dream about this and thought you'd like it 😭 It basically boils down into your current vampire!reader fics but instead of a vampire, reader was like. this spider hybrid thing?? I was v confused 🫡

-😎

Eight legged dreams

Monster AU Masterlist: TF141 x Spider-Hybrid!GN!Reader A/N: I really wanna know what kinda weird dreams you be having 😭 I don't know what the spider hybrid looked like in your dream, but I think I'd be terrified, anyways this is a bit short but enjoy.

-The 141 gets a new, unexpected addition to the team-

Nobody is really surprised to find that people would end up experimenting with the concept of monsters. Ever since they recruited a few in the military, leash on tight, it was only a matter of time before some twisted minds picked up on the idea of creating monsters on their own.

The existence of mythical creatures has long been proven, though a lot are concealed and extinct, what if it would be possible to resurrect them, or create entirely new ones? The thought was quickly experimented with, the study of how monsters formed, made way for the ideas of monster hybrids that didn't exist naturally.

When the 141 was first assigned such a hybrid, they were sceptical. Promptly they thought they didn't need one, they did excellent work without the external help, but it quickly became a matter of not having a choice.

It didn't matter to the higher ups whether they used this hybrid on missions or not, the 141 was to record the movements of this hybrid, and at the end of the experiment they would each give an individual report of the experience.

If the hybrid became violent or disobedient, each one of them had full authority to eliminate them.

Simple right?

That's what they had all thought before they found out what a menace it could be. They had expected something simple, a wolf hybrid, or a reptile hybrid like they had heard about, but no what they got was arguably worse.

From the moment you stepped off the truck that brought you to them, they knew something was off. Sure, they hadn't been told what kind of hybrid you were, but this was unexpected even with that in mind.

Your entire physique didn't carry the same as a human would, fat, skin and muscle distribution was completely wrong compared to that of a normal human. You were adorned by another set of eyes right under your natural ones, just as well you had 2 extra sets of arms. It looked wrong on you, like you came from some eldritch abomination. They even wondered if it might hurt to have a form like that, but you seemed relaxed as can be.

Your form started to make a lot more sense when Price finally got his hands on your files, and care instructions. He wanted to chew your handlers out for not giving him the instructions sooner, but they left in a hurry like state, all too eager to get rid of you.

Apparently, you were a type of spider hybrid. It wasn't totally certain what your abilities were, there wasn't a whole lot of guidance from your previous handlers, and it only left Price all the more nervous.

Despite their apprehension about you, you were nice and accommodative. You listened to their orders and request and at first glance you seemed normal, not taking into account of how different you looked.

It didn't take long before they started finding out about your various quirks, showing more and more of yourself very quickly. You seemed to get attached to them a lot faster than they got warmed up to you.

Gaz was the first one to figure out that you had the ability to climb any surface and stick to it. It didn't really come as a surprise once he really thought about it, but the jump scare he got from it is one he isn't likely to forget.

He was just about to go to bed, changed into pyjamas and everything, lights turned off. Just as he was about to get under the covers he sees a glint in the corner of his bedroom ceiling, he slowly goes closer, finding it hard to see when his eyes aren't adjusted to the darkness. The second you get into view, his eyes widen a fraction, the real jump scare coming when you with a very menacing voice say, "Hello Kyle," he screams for you to get out, which you do with a pout. Days later he still doesn't know how you learned his real name, seemingly no one told you, you just found out.

Another thing they figured out quickly was your eating habits, they found you to be very picky about what you ingested. Most of the time you only ate meat in small quantities, and you always seemed to hoard it in your room, wrapped up in tiny cocoons for safe keeping. Seemingly you refused to eat anything other than meat, but despite being picky you were open to try a lot of things, normally ending up hating it, but you tried it.

It started to result in you biting everything, no matter what it would be. Sometimes it seemed like you didn't fully understand what was edible and what was not. Their biggest shock came from you starting to nibble on them. It became a fixation of yours, and despite them always swatting you away, you kept going at it. Price has too many bite marks shaped perfectly from your teeth.

Soap was sceptic about your appearance first, intrigued but sceptic. He quickly warmed up to it, however, when he realized how useful it could be to have 6 arms, or useful to him that you had them. He started using you as a sort of coat rack, getting you to hold things for him while he's working. If he was practising his skills at disarming a bomb, he'd get you to hold his tools, if he was writing reports, he'd get you to hold the next ones ready, so it all went smoother. He even got you to hold his art supplies for him whenever he wanted to draw in his downtime.

You didn't really mind it, wanting to follow him around anyway, and this way you would be useful to him. You even learnt a few things watching him work, and watching him paint was oddly relaxing. He didn't even mind when you asked him to explain what he was doing, he could get very passionate once you got him started.

Price and Ghost were more interested in your abilities in the field. You were fast, agile, and dexterous, with a patience that's unmatched. You even beat Ghost when it came to sitting still, he held the record to be the best sniper on the team, having the patience of a mountain, yet when it was put to the test, you managed to beat his time by a lot.

Price always keeps a close eye on you, not wanting to admit that he's slightly afraid of you. Even though over time they've got it documented what your abilities included, you keep surprising them. He once saw you playing with a cat, seemingly having a lot of fun, until the cat got annoyed and bit you. The cat managed to draw blood...it died from poison 10 minutes later. He's always been extra wary of you after that, making sure not to touch your wounds directly if you got injured in battle.

Once you start integrating yourself into their group, their acceptance of you becoming easier and easier to get, you also start some gift giving adventures. It was mostly Ghost at first, but occasionally you'd bring the rest things as well. The problem was that the things you brought him were...dead insects...dead animals...things that in your mind were excellent gifts because you were helping with keeping him fed, right?

He did really not view it like that, and when he found a dead rabbit, wrapped up nice and tight in a cocoon, placed neatly on his desk, he snapped at you. In the middle of his yelling you ran, to where they never found out, you became like a ghost, though the subtle hints that you were still around were there.

You kept out of sight for a few days, despite how much they tried to call you forth. Ghost always had this eerie feeling that when he turns you would be sitting creepily on the ceiling in the corner, but you're never in view. He even started feeling a little guilty for snapping at you, but he really did not like to dispose of dead animals every other day.

When you finally came back, it wasn't without a peace offering, and when you stood in front of him, holding out a little cocoon for him, he could only sigh. He accepted it reluctantly but found that there were no dead animals inside it, instead there were little trinkets that you had found. Mostly things he couldn't use, but there was one thing that stood out to him, a mask of his that he could've sworn he lost, yet you had somehow found it.

When he seemed a lot happier with this kind of gift, then you did too, your mood drastically improved, and you kept bringing him more. Though he still could find it to be an annoyance when it was a bunch of junk, it was better than dead insects, and when you looked so happy afterwards, who was he to complain.

Even if you were different, nearing the end of the experiment, none of them could deny that they had come to love your little quirks. Your presence had come to be expected around base, your helpful manner, your mischievous behaviour, adding something to their work life that they've come to quite enjoy.

And when you came running, half in tears, begging them to not send you back to your old handlers...well...it only took one glance between each other to have the quiet collective agreement, that they were going to do anything, to keep you right here with them.

#noctmoon talks #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #captain john price #john price #kyle gaz garrick #tf141 x reader #tf 141 x reader #tf141 #simon ghost riley x reader #john soap mctavish x reader #john price x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #cod #cod mw2 #😎Anon #noctmoon fics

[sukunas-wife]

https://images.app.goo.gl/zwhvreUVufSwksdp9

This is the inspo 😗

-🩵

Ahhh it’s so cute 😭😭

From the start Yuji always slept with his parents refused to leave the bed as a baby he cried all night one time. Like shrieking, gasping for air, red faced and shaking from how hard he’s screaming. Of course you went to save him max 2 hours in

And you refused to ever send him back to his nursery, Sukuna agreed telling the maid who tried to take him “damn it let the brat stay with us if I lose another damn night of sleep I’m leveling the city starting with your family and building my shrine over the city.”

Another ask coming up 🤭

#sukunas wife #sukunas wife’s ask #sukunas wife speaks #🤍mail time #🩵 anon #But I’m on it 😎

[tteokdoroki]

Could I be the 😎 anon if you do that on your blog, please? <3 Does jock! Yuuji enjoy banging his darling in the locker room before or after big games?

of course you can!!! :3 i now dub thee 😎 anon hehe !!

i think he’d prefer it afterwards simply because you would go feral for how sweaty he is after? like imagine being pressed up against the showers in the changing rooms trying to keep quiet while yuuji stuffs you full of his cock :( hoping his teammates don’t hear !! and he’s moaning, groaning in your ear asking you if you saw him win for you <333

#✧ ₊˚✉️੭ — new notification #✧ ₊˚💬੭ — unknown messenger #ʚ 😎 anon’ ɞ #⋆｡°✩ — jock bf!yuuji

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Wait, you’re in Alberta? I thought you were in like Moose Jaw or Saskatoon or some place like that

Yeah, we’re in Alberta right now! Dave was born on the family farm in SK though, you might have seen some of those posts

#living it up in Canadian texas 😎 #(or 😬 depending on how you look at it lmao) #thanks for the ask! #ask #anon

[welcome-to-green-hills]

That's not any ordinary scarf, it has Shadow's name on it! Tails specially personalized it for his friend!

❤️🥹❤️OH MY GOD?!???!!❤️🥹❤️

#Tails is claiming big brothers left and right #Awwwwwwwwwwwww #Oh! Tails is right handed! Cool beans😎 #Shadow the Hedgehog #Tails the Fox #mystery anon #off topic

[whereismyhat5678]

I’ll buy peppino an apron, pay off his dept AND suplex noise into the grave

NOISE MUST BE SUPLEXED

#Pizza Tower #Noise now has all his bones shattered great job anon 😎💪👏 #Peppino is thankful but you did scare him a bit- #Also Stick’s annoyed cuz it’s not Peppino’s money- He wants that specifically for some reason- #Peppino #Mr. Stick #The Noise #Request :D #Anon ask #Ask

[just-bendy]

Is Henry considered Bendy's dad in this AU? Is Joey also considered Bendy's dad? Anything about Audrey here? (you can answer in or out of character)

[ ⚠ Abuse Warning ⚠ ]

(( yes henry is bendy's dad or father figure since he created him as well as boris and alice. he basically adopted the four when they started living together after they escaped the studio

joey is NOT bendy's dad in any way nor do any of henry's toons see him as such, bendy especially ( idc about canon, this is an au. )

audrey does not exist in this au ))

#bendy #batim #batim bendy #ink demon #batim au #flawedclonesau #mun #thestory #ask #anon #(( don't try to convince me otherwise. ✨ i do not care ✨ ✌😎 #i've always thought of henry as bendy's dad and batdr never changed that )) #(( and i've explained that audrey can't exist in this au already )) #(( yayy some more lore! #more details on why bendy will rip your arm off if you touch his tail too )) #joey drew

[dizzybizz]

I know you're not a fan of their design but Caelus please? I'd be interested to see how you'd change his hair but I do appreciate the wet dog look both MCs have lmao. I adore both but didn't want the gender dysphoria so that's how I made my decision xD Also I like how technically speaking they use he/they and she/they pronouns, I get big nonbinary/genderqueer energy from them both :D

Eternally sad they aren't both in the game somehow though, let them be siblings, Hoyoverse! (Side note: I chose Aether in Genshin because I actually like his design way more than Lumine (sorry Lumine) but now I know what it's like to be a Lumine main, all the promotional material is for the other MC this time lmao, also sorry this ask got way longer than I intended, I hope you're having a spectacular day)

my problem with caelus' design is just that it's boring as fuck, especially when compared to stelle's?? idk the hairstyle is super generic (also stelle's hair is so floofy so his hair just feels flat, it's also just so close to dan heng's???) and ughhh the pants,,,,, i want him to have tripp pants!!!! so bad!!! it would fit the aesthetic to a t istg >:OOOOOOO but men's fashion being kinda boring???? never.

maybe im just rly biased towards mullets n wolfcuts but w/e lol

#both trailblazers got some nb swag and i love that sm #also yeah i would love if the other mc was also included in the game but what can u do ig #honkai star rail #trailblazer #caelus #doodle #my art #caelus' hair is just dan hengs but straightened #n theyre part of a trio together so its just extra boring imo #anon i hope u have a.. (uh star puns hold up..... fuck i dont have any good ones....) bright day 👍👍👍👍 😎(😭)

[dirtyvulture]

😎Anon here and my own sister is going to have a baby and seeing all of these little kids in Halloween costumes ( plus the mentions of how sergeant Nat is so careful when it comes to not getting pregnant) made me have a thought. What if Nat never want kids for whatever reason but when SB started getting the news that their sister was having a baby SB was over the moon ( Sister even asked SB to be a godparent) and was helping out with baby clothes and stuff something shifted inside Nat seeing SB with all this stuff. Seeing SB with all the kids from the others in the military and Nat is internally screaming “ No , Fuck , Why !!!!!” . All while she is outwardly stoic and we are being our beefy himbo selfs that is good with kids and happy to be here. It all comes to ahead when sister visits us with our new family member and Segregate Nat sees us holding them and kissing their cubby checks . At the end of the visit Nat says fuck it and is dragging SB’s oblivious self but not before Sister noticed the look in Nat’s eye and says to her baby “ Guess who is going to have a cousin soon , yes you are .” Sister is also silently wishing her Slim Jim sibling good luck.

😎 anon is back with more headcanons!!! 🥰

I think there were a ton of reasons Sergeant Nat never wanted kids until she met Sergeant Beef, but as soon as she sees SB with children she knows they'd make the best parent ever. 🥰

At family events on the military base, SB is a magnet for kids because of how gentle and friendly they are (and of course, they give the best hugs). So Nat is basically going feral with baby fever when she sees SB playing around with all the kids.

And then when SB's sister has her child, the sister texts Nat a picture of SB holding them in the hospital, and Nat knows what she has to do. 😭 So when SB finally comes home, Nat jumps them and has SB fuck her for hours until they can't move in hopes that maybe a mini sergeant will come along soon...

Lol

#😎 anon #vulture answers #sergeant beef au

[shirefantasies]

HAPPY ELVISH NEW YEAR!!

bRO IT’S ELVISH NEW YEAR?!?! How did I not realize but happy ENY instead of NYE lmao

Let’s party 🥳

#lord of the rings #lotr #the hobbit #elvish new year #thranduil #ask #anon #party time 😎 #I *am* eating ice cream right now 🍨 #that’s a party to me lol

[mediumgayitalian]

just wanted to apologize about the Benadryl stuff, I thought about it for a minute and it’s probably really tiring now. Sorry if I’m upsetting you or ruining your day, feel free to send me bad vibes :(

oh no girl lol we’re just pokin and teasin. just shootin around

#we’re good 😎 #like i am cursing each and every one of y’all #and expect a head cold in ur near future #but if i was rly that mad i would turn anon off lmfao

[krqs]

you're what.

im a fag 😊

#Anonymous #anon WHAT do you mean. which one of my fucked up labels are you referring to 😐 #f slur cw #anti tw #i think at least. like based on the tone #hate mail 😎 #usually dont post hate asks etc but

[ash-arts-a-thing]

I just want to see Louie go outright feral if he ever sees Alph get rlly hurt (incapacitated and about to be eaten or taken away by a creature, helmet cracked so he's suffocated, etc) 👀

Loved this idea too much not draw a comic for it, sorry it took so long!

#and yes he did beat it with the rock Pikmin 😎 #Pikmin #louie x alph #Louie #alph #anon #loualph

[youre-ackermine]

Sunburst: a sudden brief appearance of the full sun from behind clouds

Characters: Levi Ackerman / Hange Zoe / Petra Ral / Erwin Smith / Miche Zacharias / Nanaba / Zeke Jaeger / Nifa (mention) / Moblit Berner (mention) / Yelena (mention)

Pairing: Levihan (friendship) / Rivetra / Zekehan / Erumike (implied)

Wordcount: 2265 approx.

Modern AU / SFW / Levihan slow burn / High school friends / Established relationships / Non-binary AFAB Hange Zoe / Swearwords / POV Levi Ackerman

His mood probably couldn’t get gloomier now that he had finished all the tasks -most likely meant to distract him from his dejection now he thought about it- that Miche had assigned to him since morning.

He was sitting on the steps leading to the porch, a glass of iced-tea from the bowl he had freshly prepared in hand. On the surface his face showed all the usual signs of annoyance and boredom that seemed to be his signature expression but, if you could get a closer look, melancholy tinged his features quite unexpectedly as he scrolled on his phone.

Levi frowned, squinting his eyes in the sun and gluing them to the screen. His heart sank when he saw Petra’s latest post on Instagram, a picture of Nifa and herself, all smiles as they drank some fruity cocktail from a ridiculously huge coconut through colorful straws. A nasty surge of jealousy stung him when he noticed the lustful glances a bunch of guys sitting with them around a restaurant table cast her way.

“The fuck that means,” he mumbled under his breath. 

They were supposed to drink stupid cocktails from stupid coconuts together and they were supposed to bask in the sun on this stupid white sand beach together and they were supposed to soak in this stupid warm lagoon water together. But she had gone on vacation with Nifa instead, arguing she needed time. And space. To find herself, to recharge. To think about them.

Yeah, they were on a break. Yeah, she had decided this one-sidedly. Yeah, she had urged him to pack some of his stuff and stay at his best friend’s for a while. Yeah, he didn’t understand the fuck why she wanted this but he had obliged. Yeah, he would oblige again and again. And fucking yeah, he would do anything she asked if it meant he could win her back.

But dammit! Seeing her having a good time away from him, seeing her smiling as he was still stuck in anger and sadness after four weeks apart, imagining other men ogling her perfect curves, flirting with her, or even laying their dirty hands on her was tearing his heart apart.

A firm yet friendly pat on his shoulder snapped Levi off his stupor. He glanced sideways at Erwin as he sat down next to him.

“No point in hurting yourself over something you can’t control, Levi,” his best friend said, a hint of concern in his soft tone. A faint but incredibly fond smile appeared on Erwin’s face. “Get rid of your phone for now and go freshen up. You wouldn’t want Miche to scold you in front of the guests, would you?”

“As if I gave two shits about what that blond titan thinks!” Levi replied, rolling his eyes. He got up and pocketed his phone nonetheless, heading to his bedroom to change clothes.

He was pouring a refreshing drink for Nanaba, casually catching up with her, when a boisterous exclamation caught their attention. Everybody raised their heads and glasses, cheering the guest of honor as they waved frantically from the driveway where they were stepping out of their car.

“Oh my God! I can’t believe you all came! I’m so happy!” Hange shrieked, eyes sparkling with excitement and a huge smile on their face.

They laughed heartily as their step-brother picked them up in his arms and spun them around as if they weighed nothing.

“Happy birthday, Nerdling,” Miche whispered in their ear, his mustache tickling their skin when he pecked their cheek.

He loosened his embrace and let Hange go. Their gaze wandered around the garden to greet their guests, their radiant smile growing wider and reaching their eyes as they finally fell on their best friend.

“Happy birthday Hans!” she said, her arms wrapping around them. They held each other tight for a while until Hange peeked past Nanaba’s shoulder and recognised the short man standing next to the iced-tea bowl, his pouring gesture frozen in the air.

Hange’s eyes widened. “Holy Walls! Grumpy Pants, is that you?!”

“Tch… No shit, Four-Eyes,” he deadpanned, still gripping Nanaba’s glass by the rim.

“Still so handsome behind the scowl, right Shorty?” They chuckled and winked at him before turning to another guest.

For some reason his stomach churned.

A rhetorical question. Obviously.

The festive afternoon was drawing to a close. The birthday cake was nothing more than a few forgotten crumbs on a plate by now, the opened gifts had been thrown haphazardly on Hange’s car backseat, and the last guests had said their goodbyes a while ago.

Trash bags in hand, Miche, Erwin and Nanaba busied themselves around the garden and the terrace to throw paper plates and plastic cups away.

Levi had found the party more pleasant than expected. And definitely more pleasant than he would ever admit. 

After flitting from one friend to the next, Hange had finally pulled out a chair to sit across from him in his favourite corner of the garden, near a bush of fragrant roses that always reminded him of his mother’s perfume.

They hadn’t met since the graduation ceremony a few years ago. They had caught up on what they had both been doing since then, inadvertently -and frankly, as an afterthought, much to his relief- dodging the matters of the heart.

He knew from Miche that they had been studying abroad in a prestigious university in Hizuru and had recently come back to work in a renowned research company in Trost, dragging their all-time lab partner Moblit -the fuck was this name by the way?- along with them. They had asked him a lot of questions about his work as an architect and his accomplishments in his hobbies. MMA techniques seemed to fascinate them by the way.

Levi's mind had been at ease listening to Hange’s enthusiastic babbling for hours, taking in their lively face and their bright, beautiful brown eyes behind their stained glasses. He had forgotten his worries for a while, lulled into a blissful daze by their voice, his heart almost soothed by their cheerful presence.

As the sun slowly set behind a hill, the gate creaked open to reveal a tall blond man with a well-trimmed beard and a pair of golden round glasses. Levi looked up at the newcomer who gestured to him to remain silent while he smoothly joined them, careful not to crunch the gravel under his feet.

Sensing something was off when their eyes fell on Levi’s face, Hange stopped their rant about whatever toxic plant they were blabbering about.

“Shorty? Something’s wrong? You’re as white as Moblit’s asscheeks all of a sudden!” they asked in a worried tone.

Moblit's assch-, what? Taken aback, Levi didn’t have time enough to retort.

Hange squealed when the man slid his hands over their waist from behind, but tilted their head back to look at him and flashed a beaming smile. He kissed their lips, lingering a bit too much to Levi’s liking, forcing him to avert his gaze in a burst of decency.

“By the Walls Zeke, I missed you so much!” Hange asked between kisses. “I’ve been waiting for you all day! Where have you been?”

Levi felt more and more like a creep, staring at the couple.

“Yelena missed her train to her parents' town so I gave her a drive there. Thought you wouldn’t mind, Honey!”

“Oh, Yelena… Of course I don’t mind!” Their voice faltered uncharacteristically.

Levi’s chest tightened as he noticed the way Hange’s face fell with their half-assed reply. How could someone be oblivious or careless enough to let down someone as kind as Hange on their own birthday? How could someone be cruel enough and bear to swipe Hange’s bright smile off their face?

That monkey could, of course.

Hange’s smile quickly came back to enlighten their face though. They got up, fidgeting with the paper napkin they still held in their hands. They tittered and gestured between both men.

“Oh, I'm sorry! Let me introduce you, guys!” they blurted out. “Zeke Darling, this is Levi Ackerman, Erwin’s best friend. Shorty, this is my fiancé Zeke Jaeger.”

Levi got up, gritting his teeth as he extended his hand and shook Zeke’s in a tight grip.

“What are the odds! You’re both renowned architects now I think about it!” Hange exclaimed cheerfully.

“Oh but your friend and I have already met before Honey!” The blond man smirked. “I won the Trost Finance Center building project over him!”

Zeke let go of Levi’s hand.

“Nice to see you again Ackerman,” he added with a feigned joviality.

He snaked his arm around Hange’s waist to pull them closer.

“Let’s go Honey! It’s getting late and I’d like to make it up to you tonight,” he said in a disgusting husky voice, shamelessly kissing his fiancée’s skin under their ear until they blushed and gasped like a shy teenager. Levi clenched his fists.

Hange stuttered as they bid him goodbye, promising to meet again soon over a cup of coffee, and waved to their hosts and best friend before heading to their car. They giggled when Zeke slid his hand down the small of their back and over their ass, whispering something in their ear as they walked down the driveway.

Levi’s eyes followed the rear lights until the car turned left at the end of the street, leaving a hollow feeling in his guts.

A friendly arm wrapped around his shoulder and Nanaba dragged him towards the house.

“C’mon Munchkin, let’s grab a beer and order a pizza!”

She pecked him on the cheek.

“So fucking gross Nana, I can’t stand wet kisses,” he grumbled.

“Of course you can’t sweetie.”

But he couldn’t help but smile when she pulled him closer to kiss him again and burst out laughing when he swiftly wiped his cheek.

Levi relished in the cool sensation of the breeze over his skin and the comforting warmth of his tea. The chirping of crickets nearby was lulling him into a peaceful slumber. He felt his stiff shoulders, his clenched jaw, his tense nape finally relax.

“So, Hange…” Erwin started once Nanaba had left and Miche had gone to bed.

“The fuck are you talking ‘bout Four-Eyes?” he replied, all the tension washing back over him.

Erwin raised his hands in a gesture of appeasement. “You seemed to get along well today, is all.”

Here we go, you blond bastard.

Erwin’s speech was only getting started and pain already throbbed in his head. Levi pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed.

“Yeah, ‘twas nice to catch up after all those years. They’re not so bad to talk to.” He paused.  “Distracted me from this shitty life of mine for a bit.”

“I could tell.” Erwin took a sip of coffee and placed the cup back on the saucer. “You didn’t seem to enjoy Zeke’s company though.”

“That monkey? Hell no! You know how dirty he played with the Finance Tower project and fucked me over! How could I ever want to see this shithead again, you dumbass?”

Erwin knew better than to reply yet.

“How this brainiac is engaged to such a jerk is beyond me! Like, it’s their birthday and he shows up when the party's over, with all his lovey-dovey shit to cover up how he spent the afternoon with someone else instead… Disrespectful at the very least ‘f you ask me!”

Erwin smirked at his friend’s rant.

“What’s with the smirk, moron?”

“Nothing really.” Erwin’s gaze softened. “I don’t remember hearing you say so many words in one go. Ever. I wonder what got into you.” He chuckled.

Levi clicked his tongue. “Nothing special. We were having a nice little talk with Four-Eyes and I started to forget the crap piling up in my life at the moment and that fucking monkey ruined it all.”

Silence settled for a few minutes between both men.

“Seemed to do you good talking with someone else. You’re gonna hang with them again? I mean Hange.” Erwin asked after a while.

“Er yeah I guess… They mentioned a cup of coffee or shit some day soon.”

“Good! We’re your friends and we’re all worried about you, Levi. But, as you won't talk to us then talk with Hange. Anything that makes you feel better.”

Levi facepalmed to soothe the increasing pounding in his head and sighed.

“Could you mind your own fucking business for once, Blondie?” he hissed, rubbing his temples in a circle. “You’re giving me a headache.”

Erwin stood up, put a hand on Levi’s shoulder and squeezed it.

“Well, I’ll leave you alone then.”

He scooped his coffee cup off the table and took a few steps towards the door before turning around.

“Try to sleep tonight. You need to get some rest.”

Levi remained silent.

Erwin’s steps echoed in the evening darkness and he stopped briefly when gripping the handle.

“Good night Levi. See you tomorrow.”

As the door softly clicked shut, Levi let out a sharp breath he was holding for some time.

Yeah. Another day full of crap. The sparkle Hange had briefly brought in his otherwise dull life today was at least something he supposed.

“Shit! Life sucks, huh Four-Eyes?” he muttered to himself. His day couldn’t get any shittier than it already was, right?

Something vibrated in his back pocket. He fished his phone and answered without even thinking.

“Levi?” Petra’s voice. His body stiffened.

“Uhm yeah…” He ran his fingers through his hair to try and shut down his nervousness.

“We need to talk.”

Requested by anon // Prompt #30 "Where have you been?" from this drabble challenge

Proofreading @dont-f-with-moogles Thank you so much for your help Terra Darling 🩶

Header & dividers @youre-ackermine

A/N: Crossposted on AO3 as chapter 2 of my series It's not like I've got something grand to say to you // This takes place one year before Dumbstruck // English is not my usual language

#val's requests 📫 #anon 😎 #val writes ✍️ #levi ackerman #hange zoe #erwin smith #miche zacharias #mike zacharias #nanaba #zeke jaeger #levihan #levihan fanfiction #rivetra #zekehan #erumike #mikeeru #snk fanfiction #aot fanfiction #'it's not like i've got something grand to say to you' series #ao3 link #val's headers 🔳 #val's dividers 🖼️

[tosahobi-if]

A GAS LEAK? GIRL ARE YOU OK?

HAHAHA i'm fine! it's midterms szn so everyone is frazzled right now and i guess that included the pipes 😭 thankfully they caught it before it got really dangerous

#anon #but hey! #got an extension on one of my papers 😎

[welcome-to-green-hills]

I love all of the sonadow aus (and all other ones) where they make Sonic a total girl dad.

Oh my god, me too! It makes me really happy. There’s a couple that I love where Sonic and Shadow embrace being Girl Dads; like the whole dress up as princesses, tea parties thing, the whole sha-bang! It’s very cute!❤️✨

#There’s one that I saw a couple days back where the two dressed up as princesses with their daughter and played outside and looked for bugs #Cute shit!❤️😎❤️ #mystery anon #off topic #Sonadow