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scholars and historians looked at this period of history and were like what if we went as hard as we possibly could. what if we gave it not one or two but THREE of the best names imaginable
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Names of Brazilian cities if they were anglicized
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Okay this is a very silly variation but I want you to be in a one-sided rivalry with pre-RotS Sheev Palpatine because he strikes me as the kind of person who keeps pronouncing things like paella/pico de gallo/jalapeno/guacamole the way Paul Hollywood did during Mexican week on gbbo, and people are either too intimidated to correct him (highest political figure in the galaxy) or he just ignores them and keeps doing it because of the lack of consequences (highest political figure in the galaxy)
ngl i would read a fic about an OC (or SI?) who kills palpatine on the basis of "pronounces paella like an asshole"
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Domestic Diplomacy II is turning out to be even more "splickedy gratuitously gets caught in the weeds of xenosociology and alien language barriers, the fic sequel" and tbh I'm not mad about it
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“Oh, your moirail!” says Jade, and bounces upright, ignoring John’s wary little soft human cautionary hiss. To your vague surprise, she’s apparently learned enough not to do the human holding-out-a-hand gesture they usually do when they’re introduced; she clasps her hands in front of her, nonexistent claws politely folded in, and ducks her head briefly forward and to one side, careful not to jab at him with her nonexistent horns.
It's a pretty passable greeting—for a social equal, which is its own bizarre issue, considering he’s a highblood. But relatively non-offensive, for a human, and fortunately for her she’s picked a highblood who isn’t likely to give a shit. Gamzee laughs out loud and gives his own lazy-ass version of a greeting back, a vague twist of his wrists and dip of his head, condescending to use an equal’s greeting back at her. When he says “Gamzee Makara,” there’s a hint of a threatening buzz to it, a testing you should know to respect me warning—you could have told him she’d show absolutely no sign of hearing it, which is exactly what happens.
“I’m Jade Harley! I meet you,” Jade says, a carefully neutral statement-of-fact greeting—not fawning or hostile. You don’t know if humans are out here just learning neutral address no matter what, or if this human particularly just doesn’t give a shit that your moirail’s a fuck-off mutant-huge highblood with horns that scrape the ceiling of the block—by the expectant way she looks up at Gamzee afterward, she wouldn’t give much of a shit either way. Out of all of the humans, Jade Harley might actually win the prize for giving the least shits, no matter what Rose and Dave like to pretend.
“Yeah, I meet you too, motherfucker,” says Gamzee, looking incredibly amused, and glances down at you. “She’s a rude-ass little motherfuckin’ toothful, huh? I like her.”
“Of course you do,” you say, pained. “Don’t take it personally, alright? You’re not a highblood here, they don’t get highbloods.”
“Oh, best friend,” says Gamzee, and kisses your nugbone again, embarrassingly. “I’m a highblood wherever the fuck I go. It’s cool though. Squishy-ass little motherfuckers won’t get any grief from me.”
“<Motherfucker>,” Jade repeats behind you, and switches back to English, in the bright, wide verbal tone you’re starting to learn means ‘smiling and happy’, weird interstitial ‘vowel’ breath-sounds further back in the throat through pulled-back mouth-corners. “Hmm, <motherfucker>… Oh, neat! Is that dialect? It sounds like, ahh, what’s that other word. Kk—kkkht— Uh, dammit. You guys need to learn how to use vowels— It sounds like <;brother>.”
“It is like,” you say, surprised despite yourself. “<Brother> is a troll, and <motherfucker> you put it all spots you want. It’s a thing, it’s a troll, it’s a, tss, a doing-things word, it’s a name. It’s bad, it’s good. Any spot you want. And he does want, for all those, all the time.”
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Ok so in the Nimona comic Ballister’s last name is Blackheart not Boldheart. I found it interesting how they decided to change his last name.
My explanation in universe is that Ballister’s last name is actually Blackheart. But when the queen chose this scrawny commoner to become a knight had the last name of Blackheart she had him change it to Boldheart. It wasn’t out of malice, it’s just Ballister was already going to face lots of issues with society for being the first commoner knight in long line of knights with a noble lineage. Having the last name of Blackheart, which is essentially saying “evil heart”, would just cause him to receive more hate from the people around him since he is already outside what is deemed to be normal. Changing his last name to Boldheart would save him from the additional hardships. When it was posed to Ballister that he should change his name he did it because he wanted so badly to be a knight that everyone saw as worthy regardless of his upbringing and also as an orphan he had no strong ties to the Blackheart name.
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Today I learned that Lublin, Poland, and Ljubljana, Slovenia are entirely different places... I have made an Error.
Screw it. In this house we commit to the bit. He has taken a massive detour to the north in search of pierogi z serem and cebularze.
@blueflyingturtleontheway and the rest of polish tumblr: I know pierogi but what are cebularze? How do they compete with gyulai kólbasz?
Slovenian tumblr: what delicious dishes does Ljubljana boast that might tempt him back on course?
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