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b4-sacrifice · 2 days ago
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Albert: RILEY Riley: what? Al: Hold still- *grabs a newspaper and rolls it up* Riley: wh- Al using the paper as a megaphone: THERE'S A BEE ON YOU
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b4-sacrifice · 2 days ago
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Riley: *stuffing marshmallows into her mouth*
Al: Don't choke dumbass.
Carl and Eddie:
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b4-sacrifice · 2 days ago
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Riley: can you try to see it from my point of view-
George: *stands on a stool*
Al and Carl: *crouches down*
Eddie: guys-
Riley: why do I even try 😭
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Beyond, grinding up a powdery white substance in the coffee table:
L: You better not snort that in here.
Beyond: It's my piece of chalk and I'll do what I want with it!
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b4-sacrifice · 3 days ago
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Albert: Nothing in life is free. George: Love is free! Carl: Adventure is free. Eddie: Knowledge is free. Riley: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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b4-sacrifice · 3 days ago
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Riley: is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in someone's eyes?
Albert: it's assult...
Riley: I know it's a salt! But is it a crime?
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b4-sacrifice · 3 days ago
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Riley: would you punch a girl as hard as you can for a billion dollars?
Albert: No 😌
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b4-sacrifice · 4 days ago
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Albert: are you torturing her?!
George putting bows in Riley's hair: noooo!
Albert: open the damn door! You can't keep her locked in there forever!
George: she's not ✨r e a d y✨
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b4-sacrifice · 4 days ago
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Riley on father's day: ...I hope no one expects me to do anything for that GORILLA.
The Bros: we don't dw
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b4-sacrifice · 4 days ago
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Cathy: what do you like to do?
Riley: read.
Cathy: why.
Riley: cause you learn stuff 🙄
Cathy: like?
Riley: if you electrocute someone while holding them underwater it won't leave any burn marks on the body.
Cathy: 👁️👄👁️
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b4-sacrifice · 4 days ago
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*Riley and Albert singing in Al's room*
George: what's that noise-..
Ms Mason: I tried to get them to go relax-
Riley and Al: SWEEEET CAROLINE! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
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b4-sacrifice · 4 days ago
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Albert: what's your favorite kind of candy?
Riley: yes?! I don't know!
Albert dragging her into the store: guess we're gonna find out!
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b4-sacrifice · 4 days ago
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Albert boutta beat someone's ass: Apple bottom jeanssss...
Riley tryna for in but lowkey VERY confused: boots with the fur??
Eddie: *runs over and grabs her hand and pulls her away* honey no-
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b4-sacrifice · 4 days ago
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Mr. Mason: my house. My rules.
Riley tired of him being a fucking GORILLA: my knife, yo life!
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b4-sacrifice · 4 days ago
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Cathy: shit!
Aubrie: shhi-
Cathy: No! Don't say that! It's bad.
Aubrie: then why'd you say it?
Cathy: because I dropped something and was upset.
Aubrie: oh...otay.
Aubrie: *drops something* shit!
Cathy: no...-
Eddie and Rachel need to come get this small child from Cathy
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b4-sacrifice · 4 days ago
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Mia: the fuck you call me? *Angry Spanish noises*
Eddie: someone tell me what she's saying I don't speak Taco Bell-
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b4-sacrifice · 4 days ago
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Eddie: Cathy what's on your face?
Cathy: um beauty! 🙄💅
*The other Angels laugh/giggle*
Cathy: beauty 😌💅
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b4-sacrifice · 4 days ago
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Fake y/n: I'm the real y/n!
Y/n: no I am!
Cathy: who do we kill?
Zack: only one way to know...
Rachel: what's 7x4?
Fake y/n: 28!
Eddie: *bashes the fakes head with his shovel* wrong answer~!
Danny: what...7 times 4 is 28...
Eddie: yeah but y/n does the finger thing.
Y/n: *still counting on their fingers*
Y/n: 2-28! *Sees the dead body* ooh-
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b4-sacrifice · 4 days ago
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Eddie: more espresso less depresso.
Carl: I'm still depressed but now I'm fast.
I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE FOR THIS-
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b4-sacrifice · 4 days ago
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George: *washing his fish*
Carl: George you...
George: I know! ^^
Ms. Mason: no more fish-
Riley: *leaves taking a bowl*
Mr. Mason: IF THAT GIRL COMES BACK WITH ANOTHER FISH I'LL-
Albert: -do nothing to her.
Riley: *comes back with another fish*
George: thanks Rie-Rie!
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