#andrey sorokin

[muscleaddictza]

#andrey sorokin

[samgirard]

└ kochetkov manning the door | round one, game one: car vs. nyi | 4.20.24 + bonus: sorokin stuck behind the glass

#pyotr kochetkov #andrei svechnikov #jordan martinook #ilya sorokin #carolina hurricanes #canesedit #islesedit #nhledit #nhl playoffs 2024 #as requested #backup goalies you are still good boys even when you are made to be doormen or put in a tank with the zambonis

[pyotrkochetkov]

this is all i care about

#ilya sorokin #andrei svechnikov #MY GUYS

[iwantahockeyhimbo]

pics from the red carpet yesterday

#this bucket hat is my new prized possession #nhl all star weekend #nhl all star 2023 #nhl asg 2023 #quinn does all star #ilya sorokin #new york islanders #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #andrei svechnikov #carolina hurricanes #rasmus dahlin #buffalo sabres

[wyattjohnston]

here we are! finally with the masterlist! all the thanks in the world to the 39 people who signed up for the exchange and the lovely D who came in as my saviour and wrote a pinch hitter fic without even being signed up

please read all the fics below, so much love and care was put into them and they all deserve your attention. a reblog if you can would also be incredible.

please respect all warnings at the beginning of fics. if a fic has been marked as smut or 18+ and you are younger than, do the right thing and do not read it.

keep your eye out for the winter fic exchange 2k24 sign up post. if you want me to let you know when it's happening you can click here.

the summer fic exchange 2k23 masterlist

Buffalo Sabres

Jeff Skinner

gotta trust how you feel inside by @laurenairay for @ nhl-stories

Tyson Jost

i should've fought harder by @butgilinsky for @ typical-simplelove

a Devon Levi fic was written by @waysicouldhave for @ jackhues but they have since deactivated.

Carolina Hurricanes

Andrei Svechnikov

Every Summer Has a Story by @comphy-and-cozy for @teokka

HATE HATE HATE by @luvmmarner for @ comphy-and-cozy this is a multi-chaptered fic, so keep an eye on it!

How Long? by @lifeofpriya for @ luvmmarner

Colorado Avalanche

Cale Makar

all's well that end's well to end up with you by @fallinallincurls for @ ya-pucking-nerd

i've found love (and all that goes with it) by @huttons for @ fallinallincurls

Mikko Rantanen

Do That by @selfindulgentpoorlywritten for @ kurlyteuvo

Summer Baby by @typical-simplelove for @ buttercupjosh

Nathan MacKinnon

It Starts With a Cookie by @luvsherleafs for @ princessphilly

Dallas Stars

Jake Oettinger

taking on the world together by @laurenairay for @ jarmorie

Los Angeles Kings

Pierre-Luc Dubois

as the seasons change by @gravestrain for @ bqstqnbruin

never said a thing by @wyattjohnston for @ pcttymarleau

Minnesota Wild

Marc-André Fleury

Genève by @teokka for @ callsign-denmark

Montreal Canadiens

Juraj Slafkovsky

If I Say It, Will You Respond? by @puckmaidens for @ 2manytabsopen

Nashville Predators

Tyson Barrie

simple by @jxmieoleksiaks for @ laurenairay

New Jersey Devils

Dougie Hamilton

hydrangeas where your face should be by @nhl-stories for @ huttons

Jack Hughes

make it weird by @wyattjohnston for @ torontoflames

something in the way she moves by @miracleonice87 for @ wyattjohnston

Nico Hischier

See You Again by @bqstqnbruin for @ selfindulgentpoorlywritten

Underneath the Stars by @buttercupjosh for @ ilyasorokinn

Timo Meier

Sweet Like Cinnamon by @wildrangers for @ matthewtkachuk

New York Islanders

Ilya Sorokin

Polaroid Dreams by @kurlyteuvo for @ lifeofpriya

Mat Barzal

Alone With You by @cellythefloshie for @ miracleonice87

Disney Magic by @lam-ila for @ tinyhockey

tell me why by @torontoflames for @ luvsherleafs

where you lead i will follow by @ilyasorokinn for @prettytoxicrevolver

Pittsburgh Penguins

Sidney Crosby

Triple Axle Celly by @callsign-denmark for @ starshine-hockey-girl

Ryan Graves

a lake house story by @ya-pucking-nerd for @ thomasschabot

Seattle Kraken

Jamie Oleksiak

to the ends of the earth by @jarmorie for @ laurenairay

Tampa Bay Lightning

Brayden Point

one day all my love will come back to me by @matthewtkachuk for @ senditcolton

Toronto Maple Leafs

Matthew Knies

being a good man by @pcttymcrlecu for @ gravestrain

Vancouver Canucks

Anthony Beauvillier

Alone With You by @cellythefloshie for @ miracleonice87

The Invisible String by @starshine-hockey-girl for @ jarmorie

Quinn Hughes

i can still see it all by @ghostyjosty (jostystyles) for @ wildrangers

mango dragon refresher by @jackhues for @ lam-ila

saw you in a dream by @thomasschabot for @ puckmaidens

Surprise Party by @prettytoxicrevolver for @ ghostyjosty

Vegas Golden Knights

Nolan Patrick

Soothing Swedish Summers by @2manytabsopen for @ waysicouldhave

Winnipeg Jets

Adam Lowry

breakable heaven by @senditcolton for @ cellythefloshie

i am slowly making my own way through reading all the fics--if i haven't read yours and you want to make sure i don't forget, please send it to me.

if the person you wrote for hasn't read and reblogged your fic, please tell me.

#the summer fic exchange 2k23 #exchange masterlist #nhl fic #nhl imagine #hockey imagine #hockey fic #lmao called it the 2k24 masterlist and no one told me #making us all time travel

[thefudge]

Drfudge, I remember you have some book recs posts but I can't find any, so I'd like to ask you what are your all time fave books, if it's okay. Thank you <3

you should check out my "books", and "book rec" tags on my blogs, but here is an updated list of some of my favorites (including essays and short stories):

what a carve up, by jonathan coe

excellent women, by barbara pym

restoration, by rose tremain

invitation to the waltz, by rosamond lehmann

journal d'hirondelle, by amelie nothomb

oblomov, by ivan goncharov

kiss me first, by lottie moggach

the idiot & demons, by dostoevsky

the idiot, by elif batuman

revolutionary road, by richard yates

the girl in the flammable skirt, by aimee bender

out of the woods, by chris offutt

hygiene de l'assassin, by amelie nothomb

memoirs of a dutiful daughter, by simone de beauvoir

chevengur, by andrei platonov

the master and margarita, by bulgakov

the corrections, by jonathan franzen

hamlet & king lear by shakespeare

richard iii & henry vi, part 1, by shakespeare

a midsummer night's dream, the taming of the shrew & as you like it by shakespeare

i capture the castle, by dodie smith

point counter point, by aldous huxley

arcadia, by tom stoppard

stoner, by john williams

eugene onegin, by pushkin

paradise lost & samson agonistes, by john milton

the age of innocence, by edith wharton

katherine mansfield's diaries & short stories

axel's castle, by edmund wilson

the dead, by james joyce

the heat of the day, by elizabeth bowen

pride and prejudice, by jane austen

franny and zooey, by salinger

the stranger, by albert camus

seduction and betrayal, by elizabeth hardwick

the beguiled, by cullinan thomas

girl with a pearl earring, by tracy chevalier

the wine of solitude, by irene nemirovsky

dark entries, by robert aickman

capitalist realism, by mark fisher

the blizzard, by vladimir sorokin

karate chop, dorothe nors

go, went, gone, by jenny erpenbeck

the blind firman, by ismail kadare

actress, by anne enright

genius and ink, by virginia woolf

real life, by brandon taylor

the world of yesterday, by stefan zweig

doce cuentos peregrinos, by gabriel garcia marquez

selected stories by anton chekhov

stories of your life, by ted chiang

ornament and silence, by kennedy fraser

the accompanist, by nina berberova

there are many others, including some romanian faves that i won't mention in this list, but this should give you a good overview!

#books #book rec #book faves #personal

[envychosen]

about to pass out but your obscure slavic literature reccs (fiction and non) of the night:

-Aelita, or The Decline of Mars by Aleksei Tolstoy -Invitation to a Beheading by Vladimir Nabokov -Wings by Mikhail Kuzmin -Roadside Picnic by Boris (and Arkady) Strugatsky -The Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn -The Foundation Pit by Andrei Platonov -A Hero of Our Time by Mikhail Lermontov (fave fave fave) -Day of the Oprichnik by Vladimir Sorokin -The Underground by Hamid Ismailov -Omon Ra by Victor Pelevin (favorite novel EVER) -The Harvest of Sorrow by Robert Conquest

#ooc #ooc: most of these aren't really obscure if you're in the know. that's ok #ooc: i'm just jokin

[picked-off-by-barzal]

My corresponding Spotify Wrapped songs to my favorite hockey players from my top 100 year 3:

• 2 (Brendan Smith)- august by Taylor Swift

• 4 (Braden Schneider)- El Tango De Roxanne by Original Broadway Cast of Moulin Rouge! The Musical

• 6 (Erik Johnson)- my tears ricochet by Taylor Swift

• 7 (Jordan Eberle)- All I Wanted by Paramore

• 8 (Noah Dobson, Jacob Trouba)- ceilings by Lizzy McAlpine

• 10 (Vinni Littieri, Artemi Panarin)- The Archer by Taylor Swift

• 11 (Trevor Zegras)- You Don’t Go To Parties by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 13 (Mat Barzal, Kevin Hayes, Nico Hischier, Alexis Lafreniere)- Stick Season by Noah Kahan

• 15 (Cal Clutterbuck)- TEARS! by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 16 (Mitch Marner)- Evergreen (You Didn’t Deserve Me At All) by Omar Apollo

• 17 (Matt Martin, Tyson Jost)- Gilded Lily by Cults

• 19 (Matthew Tkachuk)- High by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 20 (Chris Kreider)- Graceland Too by Phoebe Bridgers

• 21 (Kyle Okposo)- The View Between Villages by Noah Kahan

• 22 (Cole Caufield, Kevin Fiala)- epiphany by Taylor Swift

• 24 (Scott Mayfield)- Waiting Room by Phoebe Bridgers

• 26 (Jimmy Vessey)- this is me trying by Taylor Swift

• 27 (Ryan McDonagh, Anders Lee)- Bleach by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 29 (Nathan MacKinnon, Leon Draisaitl, Marc-Andre Fluery, Brock Nelson)- Motion Sickness by Phoebe Bridgers

• 30 (Ilya Sorokin)- Out Of The Woods by Taylor Swift

• 31 (Igor Shesterkin)- Life On Mars? by David Bowie

• 36 (Mats Zuccarello)- I Know The End by Phoebe Bridgers

• 37 (Andrei Svechnikov)- Francesca by Hozier

• 40 (Semyon Varlamov)- Dial Drunk by Noah Kahan

• 43 (Quinn Hughes)- Twin Size Mattress by The Front Bottoms

• 53 (Casey Cizikas)- Starting Line by Luke Hemings

• 58 (Kris Letang)- Wildest Dreams (Taylor’s Version) by Taylor Swift

• 63 (Brad Marchand)- No Shame by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 72 (Anthony Beauvillier)- Strange by Celeste

• 75 (Ryan Reaves)- Jet Black Heart by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 76 (Brady Skjei)- Heroes by David Bowie

• 79 (K’Andre Miller)- Blender by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 87 (Sidney Crosby)- English Love Affair by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 88 (David Pastrnak)- I Wish I Never Met You by Babygirl

• 89 (Pavel Buchnevich)- If It Makes You Happy by Michael Cera Palin

• 91 (Tyler Seguin, Vladimir Taresenko, John Tavares)- Everything I Didn’t Say by 5 Seconds of Summer

• 93 (Mika Zibanejad)- Stay Together For The Kids by Blink-182

See you next year 🫶🫶

#nhl #spotify wrapped #new york islanders #mat barzal #Spotify

[arnold-layne]

Yes! LGBT sex instructors from NATO showed up on my TikTok and now I’m hooked. I know one of their song titles translates to ‘without condoms’ so I’m just trying to figure out how wild it gets😂😂 I think they’re a cool and funny band and wish I could pronounce their names. I’ll definitely try duolingo! I won’t ask for a specific song cause I’d feel bad asking you to do that but if you like any of their stuff it would be cool to know what they’re saying :)

Haha yeah that song is also very funny it goes like “i want it without condoms im a man of risk im not afraid of chlamydia im not afraid of embryos im a brave knight i will take you with courage i promise i will pull out in time” honestly every song is a banger

I can help you with names! Here’s what i found on their wikipedia:

Yaroslav Stepanov - vocals

Ilya Yakimenko - guitar

Pavel Novosyelskiy - drums

Artyom Shuster - guitar

Andrey Vil - backing vocals + video

Alexander Sorokin - percussion

Hope it will help, and you’re welcome to chat about them or russian or anything really any time :)

[muscleaddictza]

Andrey Sorokin

#Andrey Sorokin

[crow-the-unknown]

my favorite players from my teams + honorary mentions from not-my-teams :>

Colorado Avalanche (these are top 5 in order btw): Cale Makar, Gabriel Landeskog, Nathan MacKinnon, Mikko Rantanen, Erik Johnson/Pavel Francouz [bonus ones that are very close include Artturi Lehkonen and JT Compher, but then again I simply love all of them nearly equally]

Pittsburgh Penguins: Sidney Crosby, Kris Letang, Evengi Malkin, Tristan Jarry, Kasperi Kapanen [bonus includes Jason Zucker, Jake Guentzel, PO Joseph, Bryan Rust and you get the point I love my teams too much and I'm now realizing how difficult it is to rank them]

Carolina Hurricanes: Andrei Svechnikov, Sebastian Aho, Martin Necas, PYOTR KOCHETOV HE'S A CANE TO ME OK, Seth Jarvis, Brady Skjei/Frederick Anderson [I cannot even begin the list ok, just assume I love all of my boys <3]

Seattle Kraken: Andre Burakovsky, Matty Beniers, Morgan Geekie, Jared McCann, Vince Dunn [etc, etc, etc-]

not-my-teams honorable mentions:

Tampa Bay Lightning- Andrei Vasilevskiy, Steven Stamkos, Victor Hedman, Nikita Kucherov, Brayden Point (basically, I like Tampa except when we play them)

Minnesota Wild- MARC-ANDRE FLUERY WHO'S STILL A PEN IN MY EYES, Kirill Karpizov (this is another team I overall like just not rn cos of standings)

Toronto Maple Leafs- Mitchell Marner (aka Mitch bc who the hell calls him Mitchell honestly), Auston Matthews, William Nylander, John Tavares

Calgary Flames- NAZEM KADRIIII I MISS YOUUUUUU

Washington Capitals- DARCY KUEMPER I ALSO MISS YOU TOO, Alexander Ovechkin and Tom Wilson ish????, TJ Oshie, Sonny Milano

New Jersey Devils- Jack Hughes, Nico Hischier, etc since I also like quite a few of the guys over there even though I don't particularly like NJ

New York Rangers- Igor Shesterkin, Artemi Panarin, Mika Zibanejad

Vancouver Canucks- Quinn Hughes, Elias Pettersson

Edmonton Oilers- Connor McDavid (often debatable tbh idk where he stands for me), Leon Draisitl, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Buffalo Sabres- Tyson Jost, Rasmus Dahlin, Tage Thompson

New York Islanders- Matthew Barzal, Ilya Sorokin

Florida Panthers- Matthew Tkachuk

Ottowa Senators- Brady Tkachuk, Tim Stützle

others include Trevor Zegras, Dylan Larkin, Drew Doughty, Arber Xhekaj, David Pastrnak, Kevin Hayes, Carter Hart, Jason Robsertson, Jordan Kyrou (aka one of the only reasons I don't hate the Blues as much as Vegas), Erik Karlsson, and a few others but the point is that I have at least one players from literally every team except Vegas that I like :)

#colorado avalanche #pittsburgh penguins #carolina hurricanes #seattle kraken #nhl hockey #mmmmm yes let my golden knights hatred continue #could i probably find a dude i like from there? yeah #am i going to? absolutely not i am filled with far too much spite for that #anyways i love all my boys #i'm like a proud mama hen except they're all 10+ years older than me lmao #it's fineeeeeeeee #also i think i might have managed to spell all the names correctly and that's an accomplishment i didn't think i could be this proud of

[pyotrkochetkov]

#andrei svechnikov #ilya sorokin

[boxscorehockey]

New York Steam Franchise Roster

New York Steam- Ray

G

Bobrovsky Sergei Bussi Brandon Demko Thatcher Hellebucyk Connor Hofer Joel Kochetkov Pyotr Kolosov Alexei Levi Devon Markstrom Jacob Oettinger Jake Poulter Isaac Quick Jonathan Saros Juuse Shesterkin Igor Silovs Arturs Sorokin Ilya Stevenson Clay Varlamov Semyon Vasilevskiy Andrei Vladar Daniel

F

Barkov Aleksander Barlow Colby Benson Zach Boldy Matthew Bordeleau Thomas Byfield Quinton Caufield Cole Chytil Filip Coleman Blake Cooley Logan Cozens Dylan Eklund William Gaudreau Johnny Guenther Dylan Guentzel Jake Hintz Roope Holloway Dylan Hughes Jack Jarvis Seth Johnson Kent Johnston Wyatt Kakko Kaapo Kaprizov Kirill Konecny Travis Kovalenko Nikolai Krebs Peyton Kreider Chris Kucherov Nikita Kulich Jiri Lafreniere Alexis Laine Patrik Lardis Nick Lekkerimaki Jonathan Leonard Ryan Lysell Fabian Marner Mitch Matthews Auston McDavid Connor McTavish Mason Meier Timo Michkov Matvei Miller J.T. Miroshnichenko Ivan Moore Oliver Necas Martin Neighbours Jake Norris Josh Othmann Brennan Ovechkin Alexander Panarin Artemi Pastrnak David Perreault Gabriel Peterka John- Jason Pettersson Elias Robertson Jason Rossi Marco Roy Joshua Savoie Matthew Scheifele Mark Sillinger Cole Skinner Jeff Stamkos Steve Stone Mark Stutzle Tim Svechnikov Andrei Sykora Adam Tarasenko Vladimir Thompson Tage Tkachuk Brady Trikozov Gleb Trocheck Vincent Vatrano Frank Wahlberg Anton Yurov Danila Zegras Trevor Zibanejad Mika

D

Addison Calen Broberg Philip Brzustewicz Hunter Byram Bowen Carlson John Chabot Thomas Chychrun Jakub Clarke Brandt Dobson Noah Ekblad Aaron Fox Adam Hamilton Dougie Heiskanen Miro Hughes Quinn Hutson Lane Jones Seth Josi Roman Letang Kris Matheson Mike McAvoy Charlie Nemec Simon Nikishin Alexander Perunovich Scott Pietrangelo Alex Rielly Morgan Sanderson Jake Slavin Jaccob Trouba Jacob York Cam Zellweger Olen

2023-24 Waivers: 0

[torontoarenas]

2022-23 NHL Predictions, Revisited

Five Teams I Most Overrated

Calgary. This happens to me every year. A team I pick to win their division goes and misses the playoffs instead. Vegas & NY Islanders did this to me last time. I guess I should’ve anticipated a step back since they lost Gaudreau and Tkachuk and replaced them with the store-brand version of those guys. (I hate that I said that about my beautiful boy Nazem Kadri, but c’mon. Tkachuk is one of the best players in the league! You’re not just replace him with Kadri or Huberdeau, two players who are both “great to have,” but not especially elite.

Florida. From Presidents’ Trophy to fringe playoff team? I didn’t think they’d repeat what they did last year, given how reliant they were on overtime wins and especially after they hired Paul Maurice, but I didn’t anticipate such a dramatic fall.

Nashville. Huh?! I’m scratching my head here. I don’t remember this at all. I had them third in the Central? Ahead of Dallas?? That was insanely dumb of me. My bad.

Pittsburgh. I decided to give them the ol’ Crosby/Malkin/Letang “benefit of the doubt,” but it’s time to pay the piper. They’re all still good players, but not as dominant as they once were and their team depth seems to have completely evaporated. These guys might just be cooked.

Washington. See above re: Pittsburgh, but with Ovechkin and friends, and they’re even more cooked. Couldn’t even come close to the playoffs! It would be great to see Ovi challenge for Gretzky’s goal record, but unfortunately I don’t think that’s going to happen.

“Honourable” mentions: Detroit and Ottawa. lol. lmao even. not only did these guys not take an appreciable step forward like many people (myself included) thought they would, but they got lapped by the Buffalo fuckin’ Sabres. and it’s hard to see how either of them make the playoffs next year. but I’ve been wrong before, clearly, as everything I’ve written above and below attests, so I shouldn’t be too confident here. but for now, I can laugh a little. Steve Yzerman is perhaps the most overrated GM in all of hockey. as for the Sens: “hot Pierre summer,” my ass!

Five Teams I Most Underrated

Boston. Who the hell saw this coming? They started the year with Marchand and McAvoy hurt, and not only won the Presidents’ Trophy but broke the record for most wins in a season? I was pretty sure they’d at least make the playoffs, but jesus christ. We’ll never be rid of these guys.

New Jersey. I figured they were on the cusp of something great, but not quite there yet. Instead, they broke through to the top of the league almost instantly. That there Jack Hughes fella’s pretty good, hey?

Seattle. After overrating them last year, I thought, “boy, this team with solid depth but no true superstars isn’t going to trick me again! I’ve got you figured out now!” Well, apparently not!

Winnipeg. The difference between Connor Hellebuyck being “world-class” and merely “pretty good” is the difference between the Jets barely limping into the playoffs and missing altogether. Their late season play wasn’t exactly awe-inspiring, but I still should’ve picked them to finish ahead of St. Louis at least!

Buffalo. Isn’t that nice? They’re almost a playoff team now! I’ll be cheering for them to get in next year. Maybe with a full season of Devon Levi as the starter will do it!

Honourable mention: NY Islanders. I didn’t underrate them so much as I overrated Washington and Pittsburgh. This team isn’t that good. They’ve got one of the best goalies in the league, but the rest of the roster just screams “average.” Still, though, gotta give them props for making the playoffs when I didn’t think they would, and the Sorokin factor means they could be a real handful for the Hurricanes in the first round.

Preliminary Impression of My Predicted Cup Finalists

Carolina vs. Colorado? Hey, it could happen! I no longer think it will, especially not with Andrei Svechnikov out for this year’s playoffs, but I didn’t make myself look like a complete fool with that pick. I’ll take it.

Awards

Hart and Art Ross: Connor McDavid? Folks, he’s done it again. As always, this was the chalk pick, so I can’t claim any credit for thinking Connor McDavid would be good.

Norris: Cale Makar? Though he missed a bunch of time due to injury, this was a reasonable pick otherwise. But again, reigning champion, chalk pick, &c.

Rocket Richard: Auston Matthews? He was playing hurt for most of the year and went on a weird shooting slump in the middle of the season, so he couldn’t even get close this time around. Don’t care. I’ll pick him again next year. He’s gonna absolutely blow the doors off with his expiring contract, and you can take that to the damn bank.

Vezina: Jacob Markstrom? Woof! My rationale was that Calgary would win the Pacific, which meant that as their starter, Markstrom would pick up more wins than any other goalie in the league. The GMs who vote on this shit love “goaltender wins,” one of the dumbest stats in all of sports. But I can rationalize all day. This one’s on me for thinking that Calgary would still be good.

Selke: Joel Eriksson Ek? Went with a classic “Fancy Stats” guy that the eye test folks seem to respect as well. His xGA numbers are still pretty good among forwards, but I overthought this one. I absolutely should have picked Patrice Bergeron for the Patrice Bergeron Award.

Calder: Owen Power? If I had to guess, it’s gonna be him or Matty Beniers, though probably the latter. But I never have to guess. I just do this for fun (?)

[wyattjohnston]

Player/Team Preferences

if you are in a player tag and see this please scroll past, i’m sorry

Please click on the images to make them bigger/clearer

The following players received two (2) entries

Anders Lee, Brendan Brisson, Cole Caufield, Dougie Hamilton, Jacob Markstrom, Jeremy Swayman, Josh Norris, K'Andre Miller, Leon Draisatl, Michael Bunting, Miro Heiskanen, Sean Kuraly, Thomas Bordeleau, Thomas Chabot, Tom Wilson, Tyson Barrie

The following players received one (1) entry

Alex Turcotte, Alexander Georgiev, Alexander Wennberg, Andrei Kuzmenko, Artemi Panarin, Brad Marchand, Braden Schneider, Brady Skjei, Brandon Hagel, Brandon Tanev, Charlie Coyle, Dawson Mercer, Elvis Merzlikens, Erik Portillo, Henrik Lundqvist, Ilya Sorokin, Jack Drury, Jake DeBrusk, Jason Robertson, Joel Edmundson, John Marino, Johnny Beecher, Jordan Harris, Kaapo Kakko, Kent Johnson, Kevin Hayes, Kirby Dach, Kirill Karprizov, Lucas Raymond, Mason McTavish, Matt Boldy, Matt Martin, Mika Zibanejad, Morgan Frost, Moritz Seider, Nils Höglander, Roman Josi, Ryan Lindgren, Ryan Reaves, Timothy Liljegren, TJ Oshie, Travis Konecny, Vince Dunn

The following UMich players had entries, they haven't signed NHL contracts so it feels weird for me to include them but I'm not going to pretend they don't exist.

Ethan Edwards (3), Mark Estapa (2), Nolan Moyle (2)

The following reponses have not been included. They are too vague and/or ignored my guidelines. I wasn't going to go through and name every player that could fit into these categories.

Tampa Bay Lightning Players (literally)

 and basically any finnish player

UMich hockey

Tkachuk (which one???)

but honestly anyone over like 21

And a few people who just said that they aren't fussy.

#survey survey

[xtruss]

Russia Unveils Latest Anti-drone System! The New Equipment Can Suppress a UAV 'Swarm' From 5Km Away, Its Developer Claims

Serp-VS5 Anti-UAV System. © ruselectronics.ru

Russian state company Ruselectronics has finished developing a system that can detect and suppress multiple drones from a distance, a press release claimed on Thursday. The creators boast that the complex can counter "a drone swarm."

The Serp-VS5 (Russian for Sickle) can reportedly cut off drones from their pilots within a 5km (3.1-mile) range. The system works over five frequencies, which allows it to target specialized and civilian drones.

According to the developer, Serp-VS5 suppresses the connection from the UAV operator, scrambles navigation, and disorientates the aircraft. The complex is said to work against American GPS, Russian-made GLONASS, Chinese Beidou (the L1, L2, L5 ranges), as well as Wi-Fi-controlled drones.

The anti-drone defense system was designed by the Ruselectronics’ Vektor research institute. Both the company and the institute are part of Rostec, Russia’s leading state-owned tech industry conglomerate.

The developer’s deputy CEO, Andrey Sorokin, said "Anti-drone protection was becoming an integral part of any security system."

Combat and reconnaissance drones are being used extensively amid Russia’s military operation in Ukraine both on battlefields and for sabotage attacks by Kiev. Last week, Russian air defenses shot down an unmanned aircraft over Bryansk Region. The Krasnodar and Adygea regions were also attacked by drones in late February, when those attempts were successfully repelled, the Russian Defense Ministry reported.

Earlier this month, Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko claimed that a commercially available quadcopter had been used in a sabotage attempt against a Russian A-50 early warning and control aircraft, which was sitting at an airfield near the country’s capital of Minsk.

— March 16, 2023