Ok ok ok... So... Weird dream I would like to tell.
Basically it was where the transformers were like Bakugan, where they are the size of their figures (Bayverse to be particular) and only go to their Canon size once in battle.
And the style was like an anime style where everything and the human characters were 2D, but the transformers and some objects were 3D.
I have no idea how my brain manged to process this, but it did.
I only remember a few scenes.
- Bumblebee in his toy form learned about actual Bumblebees and thought he was at his last day since the life span of a Bumblebee is not that long. Until, Optimus had to tell him that he was not gonna die and that all was ok.
- Optimus somehow getting drunk after in toy form he tried to drink from a large red cup which had alcohol in it. (I have no idea where this idea came from)
- Mirage in his battle form with Noah having to out run one of the enemies and it be looking goofy af.
- Bumblebee when in toy form being held by Sam and trying to reach for Sam's soda and failing to do so and being sad. (My man just wanted Soda)
- Also one thing I remember clearly for some reason is that Optimus's... Protector things on his chest could come off like they were armour-
That all I remember and that weird af but also kinda cool.
"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.
Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.
He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’
Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.
Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom