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curlyhairedprince · 1 year
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stregoniconiconii · 4 months
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something that I increasingly dont appreciate in fics is stomarol's friendship break up being referred to as Tommy and carol dropping Steve. that's not what happened. Steve dropped them. Tommy might say to himself and to others that they did the dropping but like we all saw what we saw. Steve ignores Tommy in s2, tommy's the one trying to goad him. it's giving jilted besties. I also just don't think this massive drop in popularity that I see imagined is accurate at all. like im sure Steve felt alone and he maybe kept to himself a bit more but idk man! hes not falling to the bottom of the pecking order lol
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crimeboys · 3 months
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tell me abt untitled document. :3
untitled document is one of my 1000 btvs dsmp aus. in this specific au, tommy plays the role of buffy (a vampire slayer, including demons and all the forces of evil blah blah blah) and wilbur plays the role of giles (something called a watcher, who is basically a mentor to the vampire slayer) and like. basically wilbur works at tommy’s highschool as a librarian and schlatt is the principal of the highschool. schlatt and wilbur have personal beef, and schlatt also kind of has beef with tommy bc tommy is always doing some shit with demons and schlatt blames him for the damages and shit. quackity is also there Occasionally but he’s just schlatt’s fiance who schlatt sometimes sends in to annoy wilbur.
okay this got kind of long so plot and such under cut
and the plot is basically, schlatt’s nephew tubbo has moved in with him and is being sent to the highschool and everyone is wary and doesn’t want to be his friend bc well. he’s the principal’s son, and also the principal is a bitch. but basically, schlatt makes wilbur and tommy give tubbo a tour of the school (for tommy he says it’s community service) but doesn’t want to be there so he makes quackity take tubbo. so wilbur is already malding, though tommy’s fine with it him and quackity get on fine.
but yeah so all that happens and then quackity finds out something really fucked up schlatt did and starts like yelling at him bc schlatt was hiding in his office for a dramatic reveal and they’re shouting at each other and wilbur somehow gets involved i dont fucking know so tubbo and tommy sneak off together and immediately bond and are besties forever.
anyway. for like a few months it’s just like this. tommy and tubbo besties, vampire slaying, schlatt being principal, etc etc. and then, suddenly, the world is exactly the same except quackity is the principal and schlatt never existed.
in this reality, quackity and wilbur are still combative but they have similar. values? as authority figures in the highschool than schlatt and wilbur ever did, so they squabble and have problems but it’s not As bad. and their relationship actually kind of develops uhh. normally? for them anyway.
but yeah so quackity has a fairly good relationship with most everyone, vice and cabinet 🔛🔝, until one day tommy is in the graveyard on patrol for vampires/demons and sees quackity getting graveyard dirt and being really sus. and he’s like erm… what the scallop? and he goes to wilbur about it because this is weird as FUCK except erm well he learns that wilbur is actually going on a date with quackity and tommy has kind of been vouching for this for a while and it’s only a POSSIBILITY that quackity is doing some weird evil shit and doesn’t want to ruin it for wilbur.
so he tells tubbo! and him and tubbo do some recon while wilbur and quackity are on their date. which is btw actually going well! until tommy finds some insane fucking shit aka a whole human heart in quackity's office and calls wilbur and is like "HEY. HEY. ARE YOU DEAD" and wilbur's like "no why would i be dead im actually having a nice time what are you-" and tommy's like "HE'S A FREAK HE'S KEEPING HUMAN HEARTS AND GRAVEYARD DIRT" and . yeah. so wilbur has to pretend to be so fucking normal. but that's fine bc quackity actually has to be home before 12 so after tommy's call they both are basically like "SO I HAVE TO GO"
and when quackity like. gets home, tommy watches him go into his office and is pretty sure he hears quackity open the box tommy found the box in and then eating. so he is flipping shit. and so is tubbo. and so is wilbur. there is a LOT of flipping shit here.
and then eventually tommy tries to figure shit out blah blah blah quackity ends up like. tying them all up and being like "OKAY. OKAY. FUCKING LISTEN TO ME OKAY. IM NORMAL YOU'RE THE FREAKS HERE." actually this is one of the few scenes i've written so just keep in mind it's unedited as hell
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“Listen, I’m sorry, this isn’t how it was supposed to go.”
“Comforting,” Tommy says in a slow, sarcastic tone. He tugs at the rope around his wrists, almost impressed with how well they’re tied if they weren’t around his fucking wrists. In the chair next to him, Wilbur is looking at the ground with a scowl. Apparently he’s chosen to be useless because his boyfriend turned out to be a little evil.
“If you hadn’t been in that fucking graveyard-”
“Sort of my job!”
“I know! I know, and- and it was fine, right? For a little while it was perfectly fucking fine.”
Tubbo cuts in, angry, “Because you erased our memories.”
“I didn’t-” Quackity puts a hand to his head and sighs, rough. “Your memories weren’t fucking erased. Well, Tubbo, yours kind of were.”
“Well that’s alright then! So long as it was only mine!”
“This is why I didn’t want to erase your fucking memories! Harder to explain when I’m the only asshole who knows what’s going on.”
Wilbur finally speaks, “And what exactly is going on, Quackity?”
“There was a man. A shitty fucking man, that Tubbo and I got rid of.”
“What?” Tubbo asks, incredulous. “I didn’t-”
“You asked me to take your memories of him too, because you didn’t think you’d be able to keep it from Tommy.” Tubbo looks thoughtful at that. Tommy thinks it’s bullshit.
“Tubbo wouldn’t kill anyone,” he says. Although, a week ago he thought Quackity wouldn’t kill anyone either.
“Helps when a Dreamon’s at your disposal.”
Wilbur asks, “Why was he shitty? Why did he deserve to die, Quackity? You’ll understand if I don’t take your fucking word for it.”
“If you remembered Schlatt you’d understand.”
“Well, I don’t! You took that from me!”
“Wait, if it’d be easier if we remembered, why’d you make us forget?” Tommy asks.
“Because this is my fucking life, okay? Schlatt doesn’t fucking deserve it! I’m not gonna live in his fucking shadow, I’m not gonna just be what he could’ve been, it’s mine.”
“You took his life. You just- what, bodysnatched him?”
“No! Fuck no, I like having a working liver, actually. This world? It’s just what it’d be if he never existed. Everything he had was because I fucking gave it to him. He was an opportunity-seeker.”
“And you were an opportunity?” Wilbur asks. Quackity glowers.
“The biggest one he got.”
“If this is just the world without Schlatt, why do we still know each other?” Tubbo asks. Quackity actually pauses at that.
“What?”
“You and me, we’re not related, are we?” Quackity opens his mouth but closes it with a frown. “Whoever Schlatt is, we were?”
“You were his nephew.”
“And I killed him?”
“You helped me summon a demon to kill him.”
“A Dreamon,” Wilbur specifies with annoyance.
“A Dreamon,” Quackity repeats with that same annoyance. “Look, I’m the only one who pays a price, okay? I made sure of that.”
Tommy says, “And Schlatt.”
“And Schlatt,” Quackity repeats.
“And all the people you killed.”
“I didn’t kill anyone,” Quackity defends himself quickly. “Sure, I’ll take the blame for Schlatt, but I didn’t-”
“I saw you!” Tommy shouts. “I saw you with the heart!”
“I-” Quackity gets a look of something on his face, like he’s been caught, and Tommy feels the shittiest vindication he ever has. “That’s the price. Every day, I have to eat Schlatt’s heart. Some stupid fucking Prometheus thing, alright?”
“Then why has there been a murder and subsequent snatching of the heart every fucking night for two months?” 
“There’s been a what?” There’s silence as the three of them stare at Quackity who no longer looks caught, but stricken. It gives Tommy a glimmer of hope that sure, yeah, his good friend and pal may have lied and manipulated him, but at least he maybe wasn’t fucking killing people.
Before anyone can say anything else, the air leaves the room. The Dreamon returns, looking like it’s laughing even as the vibe turns solemn.
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but yeah. so quackity is under the impression he's eating schlatt's heart every day but the dreamon was actually killing people and shit. and he ends up resetting the world back to how it was. schlatt is still dead bc well. the dreamon killed his ass. but quackity is no longer the principal and he's in a similar boat he was before, just sans-schlatt. which tbf is not the worst boat, he has their house and plenty of money and shit. and tubbo also remembers now and is like "damn my bad bossman" but basically quackity ends up getting a job as a history/social studies teacher at the highschool.
and this is just part one of the fic LMFAO. like it's just the lead-in fr. a lot of other shit happens and wilbur and quackity have an annoying slowburn after the pretty quick get together bc well wilbur is being really really petty about the whole "erasing memories" thing <- his issues start off genuine that is a very large like. violation of trust however it DOES end up just being petty once he forgives quackity bc he's like mad as hell that he forgives quackity. also tbh quackity was right fr...
anyway. also dream becomes the principal after this. and also there's this prophecy that they hear/find that wilbur becomes convinced is about him. and also eret shows up at some point to take over wilbur's job and wilbur is MALDING like fucking crazy (eret betrayed the watcher's council ages ago but she redeemed herself and phil let them back in btw phil is like head of the watcher's council and wilbur definitely does not have severe daddy issues about all of this). anyway sorry for dropping so much about that story my ass is never writing it so.
oh man also on the tnt date wilbur has kind of an moment where he makes the suggestion of quackity meeting phil . before realizing that’s an insane thing to suggest on a first date. except quackity is “gets engaged on the first date” vibes so this is kind of a W except later when wilbur is in his malding era quackity is kind of a bitch about this like every time wilbur’s being especially bitchy quackity’s like “right so that’s why you asked me to meet your dad on the first date” and wilbur wants to kill quackity and himself
and at some point phil comes to visit and wilbur is like DEDICATED to quackity and phil not meeting. they do end up meeting and not liking each other very much which is momentarily kind of devastating to wilbur but then he realizes it's really really fucking funny.
also at some point wilbur gets fired bc the watcher’s council want wilbur to like. drug tommy without telling him so he loses his slayer powers to put him through a test/trial. but wilbur starts to do it, dedicated to his duty/father, but ends up not being able to and telling tommy and his ass gets fired. and that’s when eret comes in. and also tommy is kind of mad as fuck for a little while bc wilbur did do the first part like tommy did get drugged and lose his powers but wilbur couldn’t do the whole. tossing tommy in there and letting him possibly die part. and so tommy’s feeling like well the person he trusts most in this world did this awful thing to him. but also wilbur gave up like his entire life to keep tommy safe. so it’s a bit confusing.
also tommy and wilbur live together in this au bc tommy was kind of a vagabond dude who ended up coming to the hellmouth when he was like 14 and wilbur was like “hi im your watcher! oh you dont have parents or family. um. well i have a guest room.” and yeah. but yeah tommy’s a bit pissed with wilbur for a little while but to him wilbur’s love outweighs his sins blah blah blah. anyway. yeah that’s when eret comes in and wilbur is the joker from the movie the joker.
OH also . wilbur used to be married with a child. and then sally got turned into a vampire and turned fundy into a vampire and wilbur had to kill fundy and sally ended up running off. his dark past or whatever.
i dont remember when wilbur and quackity get together fr. probably a little while after quackity meets phil? i dont fucking know. the timeline in this story is a fucking nightmare.
man this got even longer my ass loves rambling
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issybettyx · 1 year
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EMERALD DUO GAMER AU
Strange title dont ask
Tdlr; Techno works at GAME, Philza is a well known gamer and also a common visitor of GAME. When techno gets this job, he doesn’t expect to become one of the internet’s most beloved gamer’s friends. (I’m watching the wilbur tommy and jack improv vid)
Or: Emerald duo being epic besties
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The phone had to ring five times before Techno picked it up.
The first time it rang, Wilbur shouted up to him.
The second time it rang, he paused the video on his pc.
The third time it rang he shut his bedroom door behind him.
The fourth time it rang he got downstairs.
The fifth was just a few moments before he picked it up, Wilbur looking far too exhausted for having been sat on the sofa since he got home five hours before.
“Hullo.” He said into the phone, voice exposing how tired he was as he frowned.
“Is this Techno Blade?” They asked kindly, a smile clearly sitting on their lips as they spoke. It was a little strange.
“Uh, yes? Who’s this?” He asked slowly, meeting Wilbur’s eyes as the man looked carefully at him.
“I was just calling to say you got the job at GAME, you start at 9am on Monday, is that alright?” They told him, and his shock must’ve been clear on his face, Wilbur poking him over and over to get an answer, but he could hardly form any words from his shock.
He’d gone to exactly 37 interviews before this one, and he’d been rejected every time. Lucky number 38.
Wilbur had kept saying how everything happened for a reason, but by the 20th failed interview it seemed even he was wondering if the universe just kind of hated Techno. But now he finally had a job, possibly an extremely boring one, but it was a second source of much steadier income than Wilbur’s gigs and street performing.
“Wait, seriously?”
“Uh, yeah?”
“You’re not joking? I got the job?” Techno asked them, and Wilbur’s smile was so wide he worried it would blind him. But the person simply chuckled to themselves, and for a moment he worried that it was in fact a sick joke.
“Yes, Techno, we’ll see you Monday yeah?” They asked, and he nodded before realising they couldn’t see him.
“Yes, thank you, see you.”
He hung up before they could say anything else, looking at Wilbur as he put his phone into his back pocket, a genuine smile on his face for the first time in months.
“You got the job?” Wilbur asked, and Techno nodded, not able to find words to express his excitement and relief. Wilbur stood up and ruffled his hair, a massive grin that felt way too contagious. “So proud of you man, let’s celebrate yeah?”
Most days, they just ate whatever they had in the fridge. Which, admittedly, wasn’t much. The only times they ever bought fast food for their birthday, which thankfully happened to be on the same day (Wilbur called them twins, Techno just said it was lucky and they could save money).
But, despite it all, he still nodded, letting his pride be felt if only for a moment.
The doors opened as he walked towards them, and Techno was welcomed by a soft breeze of air, and the moment he walked in a woman behind the counter popped her head up, a smile on her face immediately. “Hello!” She greeted, jumping over the counter and rushing towards him, holding out a hand, “You must be Techno, I’m Niki!”
Niki had similarly pink hair to his own, which is likely how she identified him. Her clothes perfectly suited her, a beige jumper with a white skirt, a pair of beige converse padding excitedly on the floor.
“Nice to meet you.” He replied with the biggest smile he could muster - it wasn’t great, and it looked a little forced - as he shook her hand, putting his hands in his pockets the moment she let his hand go. “So what’s the drill?”
“Well,” she started, walking past the shelves with a smile, “We mainly stand behind the desk, answer questions of customers, stock the shelves, and drink coffee.” She explained, making her way back around the counter. “Any questions let me know, alright?”
And that was that, his first shift had began.
And Techno would be lying if he said he wasn’t excited.
It was exactly a week after Techno’s first shift when something interesting happened. He was simply sipping his coffee that Niki had prepared for him before she left, having restocked the shelves already and no customers having entered in a good few minutes. Business wasn’t the fastest in the GAME, so as Niki had explained a lot of his time was spent drinking coffee.
The bell on the top of the door rang as they pulled open, and he had to bring his legs down from the counter because apparently it ‘wasn’t professional’ or something.
But the person who he saw walking down the aisle almost made him spit out his coffee.
It was the Philza. The Philza who was one of the most followed creators on the internet. The Philza who had better humour than Techno could even explain. The Philza who he’d been watching a few moments before he found out he got the job he was currently at.
The Philza, his blonde hair tied back in a ribbon, a green hoodie over a pair of jeans and black trainers. When he looked at Techno, there was a flash of realisation on his face, and he smiled, giving him a short wave.
“Hey mate.” He greeted, before going back to looking at the shelves.
After taking four deep breaths to compose himself and even his expression, Techno managed to get out from behind the counter, moving to stand beside the man as he ignored how his heart beat faster in his chest every moment.
“Do you need help looking for anything?” He asked slowly, getting a hum in return as Phil pulled out a game, looking over the cover.
“What do you think of this game? Ever played it?” Phil asked him, his voice even kinder in person and sending Techno stumbling for words. How his response was so calm, Techno had absolutely no clue.
“Minecraft? It’s pretty cool, I only played it once at my friends house.” He explained, rocking on his feet as he tried to hide his smile. “It’s a sandbox game, you can play survival, creative, hardcore-“
“What’s hardcore?” He asked, reading over the back of the case before looking up at the lack of a response, eyes going wide. “Oh, sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt.” He apologised, and Techno took an extra four second to compose himself again.
“It’s alright man, hardcore is a version of the game where you can only die once, contrary to survival where you can respawn after death.”
Philza hummed again, moving towards the counter; Techno could only follow, opening and closing the gate to get behind it.
“So the stakes are higher? It’s more risky?” He asked, leaning his elbow on the surface and his chin in his palm, smiling at Techno who nodded.
“I’ve watched loads of videos on techniques to survive longer and different farms and armour types, it’s pretty cool.” Techno continued, scanning the game. “Anything else?”
Phil hummed for a moment, looking over the walls before glancing behind the desk and then at Techno’s mug of coffee.
“A coffee would be nice.” He asked with a grin, and Techno scoffed, rolling his eyes.
“We don’t sell coffee.” He tried, but Phil’s laugh made him half tempted to sell him one anyways.
“No, you seem cool mate, I’d like to go out for coffee some time, it’s never a bad thing to have friends.” Phil clarified, and boy oh boy did Techno see black spots across his vision.
For years he’d gotten home and watched this man’s videos. He revised to exams as he listened to his rambled, he cooked dinner as he listened to his story times. At times, he had his school friends quiz him on Philza general knowledge, and he got all 50 questions correct.
And now he stood, a week into his new job being casually offered coffee.
Wilbur was never going to believe him.
“Oh-“ he returned, staring as he tried to find words, but Philza took it very differently.
“You don’t have to! Don’t feel pressured, it’s an offer and nothing more, I know how scary it can be and you seem lovely, so I just-“
“When do you wanna go?” He asked, cutting the man off which a mustered smile that wasn’t at all fake, Philza pausing to look at Techno in shock.
“Tomorrow for lunch?” He offered, and Techno smiled, holding out a bag with Phil’s new game and his other for the man to shake. He took both.
“I’m Techno.” He introduced, and Phil smiled back.
“Philza, you can call me Phil.”
Techno was living the best life, smiling as he vowed to never wash his hand again (that was until Wilbur forced him to because germs and stuff).
Maybe everything did happen for a reason.
As Techno walked from his work to the local coffee shop, all he could think about was his conversation with Wilbur the night before.
In brief summary, it went something like this:
“I met Philza.”
“Excuse me what?”
“And i’m going out for coffee with him tomorrow.”
“You fucking what?!”
Except it was several hours longer with several more questions and a lot more smiles and laughs and disbelief.
And yet, despite his several times having a feeling he was dreaming, and the several times Wilbur shook his shoulders in a terrible attempt to help him comprehend the insanity of his situation, Techno still found himself counting his fingers as he walked, brows furrowed as he managed to count to ten every time.
Nothing made sense.
Just two weeks ago they had to have soup every day for dinner because they didn’t have enough money, and now Techno had a job and had the opportunity to sit with his hero for an hour?
Yeah, no, if he wasn’t asleep he must be dead. Maybe that would explain why he could count all of his fingers.
But when he looked up at the coffee store, nerves started to bubble in his chest as he reminded himself it was in fact real, and Philza was in fact sat inside.
The door opened with the soft ringing of a bell, similar to the one at his work but much kinder sounding. The first thing he noticed was the strangely loud chatter. The second thing he noticed was the crowd of people around a very specific table, and Techno so wanted to leave knowing exactly who was amidst all the excited people. For some reason, he only moved towards it, hearing Phil’s kind voice even over all of the talking.
“I’m out with a friend right now, you guys will scare him away.” He tried, and Techno could hear his fond smile.
“Will he be in your videos?” Someone asked, no malice in their tone or assumption in their words, just pure interest. But the question made Techno physically uncomfortable; drinking coffee with his hero was nerve-racking enough, but filming a video to be seen by millions was not exactly on his to-do list. Sure he loved playing games and sure he was pretty good at it, but only Wilbur had ever said he was entertaining (then again he only ever spoke to Wilbur, so that defence wasn’t exactly the best).
“Only if he wants to- now scatter.” Philza brushed them off, smiling as he watched them leave before he met Techno’s gaze, the latter looking between the retreating crowd and Phil, brows furrowed in thought. “Hey mate! Sorry about that, fans get a little… uh… what’s the word?” He drifted off, tapping the table as Techno took his seat opposite the man.
“Overbearing?”
“No that’s too negative, they’re awesome.” Phil responded without a second thought, looking out of the window with a soft smile. “They’re just a bit much sometimes.”
It was a little strange, being such a huge fan of Philza and having to sit there and listen to him talk about him in such a positive way despite it being such an offhanded comment. Part of him said he had to say he knew who Philza was and how long he’d been watching his content for, but the other part of him said Philza already knew.
A waiter walking over to their table saved Techno from his internal battle, except of all the waiters they seemed to give them the… strangest one.
He looked young, and also completely indifferent, pressing his pen rhythmically on his pad of paper. The kid glanced at Philza, eyes going wide before he suddenly looked like he enjoyed his job, bowing to the man. “Fantastic to meet you Philza, what can I get your graciousness to drink?” He asked, his smile unfaltering as Phil chuckled to himself, shaking his head fondly.
“Hey Tommy, I’ll just get a regular cappuccino,” Phil asked as he looked at the kid, a fondness in his eyes that was new to Techno; so far, everything Phil had said and done had felt so familiar, a feeling that came with years of knowing someone. But that look swirling in his blue eyes as he looked at this waiter that he apparently knew was so… strange. And yet it didn’t shock Techno at all.
“And for your awesome looking friend?” Tommy asked with a smile, motioning his pen towards Techno, the latter fidgeting under the eye contact.
“Surprise me.” Techno told him, smiling back as he crossed his arms over his chest. At this, Tommy looked absolutely delighted, smiling wider as he scribbled something down.
“Your hair is epic big man, never change.” Tommy told him, before skipping off into the kitchen, humming a foreign tune and leaving the two alone again.
“Tommy’s right you know? Your hair is awesome.” Phil commented, bringing Techno’s attention back to him as he rested his chin on the back of his hands, a content glint in his eyes. “When did you first dye it?”
Techno remembered the day perfectly.
He’d gotten home from college after a long day of studying and noticed a notification from Youtube, clicking on it and hearing Philza’s voice through his phone speakers. It was a play through of some game that Techno had forgotten the name of, but he knew it was very interesting to watch as Phil told the story of a kid he knew in school.
This kid spent day and night revising for exams, so much so that stress took over his life. Apparently, someone gave him advice, something along the lines of ‘make time for doing what you love, before you run out of time to do it’.
So, he went down to the shop after pausing his studying, grabbed a box of pink hair dye, and spent the evening dying his hair and making sure it was all even. Wilbur had helped him, making sure the back was fully covered and helping him rinse it afterwards. A lot of people had ridiculed him for it, but Techno found that he genuinely didn’t care, because he loved it and Philza had once said that other people’s opinions didn’t matter as long as you love it yourself.
“A few years ago.” He said instead, running a hand through it and reminding himself to touch up his roots some time that week. He hadn’t made enough time for himself recently, Philza would kill him if he knew him-
Oh wait.
Yeah he couldn’t say that anymore.
“Why pink?” He asked, his tone of genuine interest and not of disgust, and Techno found himself letting out a sigh, trying his best to hide his relief.
“It’s my favourite colour, thought it was cool.” Was what he responded, not bothering to go into depth on why it was his favourite, deciding that The Great Philza probably didn’t want to hear his ramble on colour theory and why pink was simply superior than yellow, and how Wilbur was always wrong no matter how much he insisted that yellow was nice because it reminded him of the sun.
“I like green.” Phil confessed, running a hand through his hair. “I like nature a lot, and I feel like it reflects that well you know?”
Techno knew Phil loved green. In fact, exactly 492 days ago he’d posted a video titled ‘green’, and it was 5:35 long of Philza explaining why he loved nature and why green was awesome. That was one of Techno’s favourite videos, it felt like Phil was speaking to him directly on one of his favourite topics.
“Nature is Earth’s oldest child,” Techno quoted, and Phil paused, looking up at him curiously and only making Techno sink a little further in his chair. “Don’t look at me like that, those are your own words.”
“You’ve been watching my content a while haven’t you?” Philza asked with a smile, leaning back in his chair with his head cocked to the side.
Techno probably should’ve responded with something. Maybe a ‘yes’ or an exact amount of days, even a nod or a smile would’ve been sufficient.
Instead, he only glared at the man, as if a silent challenge, and Phil only laughed more.
“I don’t like talking about work on my breaks,” Phil explained before anyone could say anything else, and that made Techno pause. “What cool things do you do in your free time?”
Tommy came over with their drinks whilst Techno was mid explaining the book he was reading in depth, ignoring the strange glance Tommy sent him as he watched Phil’s face turn from curiosity to engrossment, sipping on his drink as Techno continued on, taking tiny sips of his own drink (he didn’t know what it was, he didn’t exactly bother asking Tommy who at some point had slipped into a chair beside Phil, listening to the ramble himself).
“Wait- so, let me get this straight, he just… left? After everything?” Phil asked, frowning slightly as Techno nodded, taking a drink from his straw with a hum.
“He literally just up and left, and we don’t find out why until it’s too late.” Techno returned, and Phil looked out the window, brows furrowed in thought.
“Why did he leave?” Tommy asked, taking a sip of Phil’s coffee before grimacing. “Why do people drink this shit?”
That reminded Techno, making him reach into his pocket and pulling out a £10, handing it to Tommy who pushed it back towards him. “Dadza already paid for it, don’t worry.” He said with a smile, the man returning to the convention with a similar smile, nudging Tommy.
“What did I say about calling me that in public you little shit?” Phil asked with a grin, Tommy scoffing. Then, the man turned back to Techno, that same look shimmering in his eyes that he’d had when he looked at Tommy before, taking a moment to think something over before coughing. Techno braced himself for the worst.
Once, someone who wasn’t Philza had taught him how if you prepare for the worst, you’ll either not be surprised or be in an absolutely gargantuan state of shock. This was one of the latter moments.
“You and your brother, Wilbur was his name?” He asked, waiting for Techno to nod before continuing, “Yous can come to our house for dinner one time next week, how does that sound?” He asked, already scribbling something down on a napkin with a pen he’d pulled out of his jacket. Why the man just carried around a pen, he wasn’t entirely sure, but he made a mental note to do the same. If Philza did something, there was likely a reason for it.
“Heh?”
Phil laughed, Tommy stepping in for him. “We’re gonna order pizza for dinner, you guys should come it’s gonna be so fucking poggers.”
Whatever ‘poggers’ meant, it seemed like something positive judging by the kids grin.
And then something in his head clicked.
“Wait is Phil your dad?” He asked suddenly, Tommy nodding before the other could even get a word out, slumping into his chair.
“He doesn’t like people knowing, wants me to ‘live a normal life’ or some shit,” Tommy scoffed, rolling his eyes. Techno knew, however, that the kid was thankful for it; he wasn’t sure how he knew, but something told him that afternoon that Tommy loved being a normal kid.
Sure he loved his Dad, that was clearly no secret, but there was something about how casually he held himself that said he was proud to just be any other kid.
“Well, send me a message or a call when you decide, and we’ll go from there, that sound good?” Phil asked, finishing his coffee before standing, Tommy staying in his seat likely from laziness. In his utter shock and admiration, Techno couldn’t manage any words, a nod being all he could force. As Phil walked past, he ruffled the hair on top of Techno’s head, messing it up. If it was anyone else, Techno would’ve been angry beyond belief, he would’ve muttered about how much he hated them and how long he spent on it.
But this was Philza. Philza could blow up his house and murder his parents and he probably wouldn’t care less (that may be a slight exaggeration, but thinking realistically it wasn’t too far fetched).
“It was nice meeting you Phil!” He managed to shout before the bell of the cafe rang, and the man turned back, giving the two a warm smile before letting the door shut behind him.
“Well Technoblade-“
“How do you know my full name?”
“I think you’re pretty poggers.”
Wilbur would never believe him. Techno knew there was absolutely no chance at convincing him of what had happened.
Techno’s life had went from a 5 to a 1000 in the span of 24 hours, and honestly he wasn’t too bothered by it.
“You’re not too bad yourself Tommy.”
Tommy mirrored his smile, jumping up to get back to work.
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Me when me me when emduo, me when twinsduo pog :0
In this au, Phil isn’t a streamer, twitch is simply non-existent, Phil is basically the pewdiepie of this universe, everyone knows him and loves him, and techno’s like ‘i have literally no family and ur the perfect father figure so i just kinda made you my dad so this is absolutely terrifying what if i mess up oh god oh god oh god-‘
My phone is in spanish idk what any of this says what does ‘guardar’ mean? Post? I hope so, cus i’m about to click it. Hope you enjoyed :D
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phil:
- hes smart and good at what hes doing, I wouldnt be surprised if he got his position by skill not from his father
- he is the most powerful guy in the palace and he knows it but also knows he cant show it and has to nudge sam in the right direction not tell him what to do
- he knows how to play the court game, using servants and all, and also never shows all his cards (not asking sam about the announcement after he found out about it)
- its clear where his trust lies, techno, sneeg to a certain degree and wilbur (I believe he wasnt telling him everything so far just bc he was young and didnt need to know)
- techno is his bestie
- his goals are also pretty clear, at least thanks to what we know from wilburs pov
im sure he cares about the kingdom and advises sam well, his advice about choosing an heir made a lot of sense, but it was also a way to ensure that wilbur will know all the possible heirs and have his position more secure
now that theres a possible new heir, tommy has become a danger to this plan bc hes a latecomer to the party and its not sure if he would choose wil, were he to become the heir
niki:
- very close to wilbur
- smart and favoured by the people, studying and trying hard to get ready to possibly become a queen
- shes been trained well to survive in court, perfecting the art of keeping a straight face, saying appropriate stuff, knowing how to dress etc.
- she doubts it outloud but I have a feeling inside she knows about her solid chances of being chosen
- yes shes really nice, but im sure the wish to become queen from childhood still stays, she does want the power and I dont doubt she could go to great lengths to get the power
q:
- sounds like a smart ambitious fella
not sure why is he so sure about being chosen, but maybe thats just his personal delusion, that does sound like a c! quackity trait
- would like to see him become the king purely to see how he would wear his coif under the crown
sam:
- loves ponk and doesnt even try to hide it too much but also will never admit it
- in the prequel it seemed like he valued phils advice, but rn im not so sure
it looks like he wants to show phil hes the one with power or that he can also find a potential heir himself, phil mentioned he likes to experiment
but its also possible hes being so secretive about tommy for a completely different reason, hopefully well learn next chapter
there is so much we know already about them after only one chapter its crazy when you actually realise
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ive just realised the very real probability of tommy forming relationships with techno and phil, its still sbi fic after all, and there are so many possibilities I cant wait to see it play out
well now I go read others' asks while I buzz with excitement about both rose and glass
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oh yeah phil didn't get his position from his father! he became the consil all on his own merit. that's something you'll learn more about later on :)
the thing is is that phil is smart. he is cautious and knows when not to overplay his hand, and he also understands what moves need to be taken to progress the game. he knows his power and wants wilbur to have that as well.
niki is definitely the favored and expected heir. in a way, this is more her birthright than anyone else's. she's trained for this her entire life, and even if she has her doubts, she wants to believe that she's the best choice for the role. and the desire for power is there. it's been there since she was a little girl.
LMAOOO that's the real question here, how would quackity wear the coif under the crown. alternate universe where quackity realizes that he'd have to take the coif off if he ever became king and immediately decides he doesn't want it
(he is extremely clever and ambitious though. he knows what he wants and he is going to find a way to get it)
sam definitely still values phil's advice, but he's having a sort of... mid life crisis of sorts where he's realizing just how much of his rule has been dependent on phil. he's trying things out for himself, but he's not really sure what the long term effects can be. it's very dumb of him, in all honesty.
so excited for you guys to see how this all plays out :)
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teethkid67 · 8 days
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I’ve noticed there seems to be a bit of a misunderstanding going on in the notes of that post? I really don’t think anyone is trying to make fun of you or implying you did anything wrong :)
As far as I understood it, vai-swifties was just making a joke talking about Tommy’s gf, implying the drawing was about the cc’s real life relationship triangle. It seems to me you misunderstood that as a joke implying Tubbo had a girlfriend, they clarified they were talking about Tommy, and that initial misunderstanding then resolved itself.
After that, I believe kateaky made another (frankly odd) joke implying Molly was in fact Tubbo’s gf, to which you misinterpreted as a fact and asked for photo proof, they could not provide any, and the conversation dropped off there.
Then, separately, you posted that meme edit with the text ‘sorry’, to which bronze-bits-babyyy made another joke reply to it asking “but are you really sorry”; it seemed to me they were just wanting to add on to your bit in good jest :)
I don’t think anybody means any harm here, or that they’re expecting you to say anything specific. They just wanted to make jokes on your posted art and it spiralled into a misunderstanding 👍
in an effort to be like reasonable and after a similar amt of puzzling over the best way to answer this heres the best response i could come up with
kateaky is my bestie and she is literally the only one in that thread who's joke i was comfortable with bc 1) i know her and 2) it was the only one that was clear sarcasm to me
vai swiftie im sure is lovely but i personally dont appreciate when ppl bring up unrelated things on my art especially , the fanart had nothing to do with molly and the comment felt almost dismissive or a bit judgemental
bronze bits is also lovely im sure , i was definitely feeling defensive & the tags werent meant to be aimed at them specifically . hope that guy is well they were deffo just being silly
but in general the whole thing struck me as odd and made me uncomfortable . my art is something i care about and i dont like when people try to make it about something its not and that includes jokes about things that are unrelated
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💛🕊️ for...dealer's choice I'm tired and can't make decisions
yknow what. woe, buttons be upon ye.
💛 - Familial relationships.
i think it's canon that he's from a big family? or at least word-of-god/the original actor says so 'canon' yknow. i love giving characters big families (i blame the fact my mother's side of the family is fucking huge) so i'm integrating that into my belief system. i like the idea of him being a middle kid where it's like he's old enough to be expected to contribute to the family finances, but his older siblings see him as a little kid and his younger siblings see him as a boring grown up™️so dont take him too seriously. he sleeps at the lodging house bc his family's tenement does Not have the space, and every friday or saturday gives his parents half of his earnings for that week
🕊️ - Platonic relationships (friends, enemies, etc).
i think he and jojo are besties. i dont have any real evidence for this. i have seen posts in the tag abt him and tommy boy being seen by splasher as splasher's big brothers and i LOVE that so i've ALSO integrated that into my belief system.
my completely-out-of-no-where friendship is buttons and sarah tho they bond over fashion and making/fixing clothes. my modern au hc for sarah is that she's a fashion designer and that buttons is a costumer, so they also bond over designing and the best fabrics for different cuts
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reallytryin · 1 year
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Tommy with reader asking to do his hair while he’s streaming?
Ofc bestie boo <3
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[ Head scratches and olives ]
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Pairing : tommyinnit x reader
Warnings : Kisses 😘 ( ik you love kisses toad )
Blurb: you play with tommys hair and eat pizza <3
Genre: fluff :)
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I love this man he is so boyfriend 😍😍😍😍😍😍
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" OI CHAT I THINK I HAVE GREAT POSTURE ". You hear tommy scream from his room. It was about 12pm and tom had been streaming for 3 hours already. " NO CHAT DONT CLIP THAT PLEASEEEE CHAT NO NO NOOO ". You hear again from Tommy's room that's when you started to feel a bit lonely. Boom. That's when you thought of it. The best idea you've had all day. Yesterday you and Tom where eating ice cream and watching some dumb rom com ( which Tommy only watched because you wanted to watch it.) Anyways you where sitting on the sofa and he was on the floor between you're legs facing the tv. You where passing the ice cream back and forth ( omg I want this ) and when you scooped some into you're mouth he said " Hey my turn you've had enough." As you hand it back to him you notice how soft his hair his.and as he starts scooping ice-cream into his mouth you reach over and start doing a tiny plat in his fluffy blonde hair. " what are you doing? " "Oh sorry I didn't realise " you say moving you're hand away from him " no keep going I like it " he says. So you continued. Back to now. You decided to go into his room and play with his hair then maybe he would pay attention to you. " Hi tom " you say walking into frame. "Hi baby how are you?" He says reaching his hand out to you to pull you into a hug. "I'm good just tired " fake yawning " oh I'm sorry love. I'll end soon mkay?" "Mkay" you say in response walking behind his chair. "Watcha dooooinn" he asks " nothin don't worry bout it" "Ok???" So you start playing with his hair. He didn't say anything but you could feel the heat radiate off of him and his cheeks go red. After the stream you and Tommy went into the kitchen and made pizza. "Dont even start me on olives" he says as you take out a jar of them "please I love olives. Even on half the pizza?" ( THE OLIVE THEORY). So you ate you're non olive pizza much to you're dismay,and watched a movie. " I really hate olives" tom says half way into the pizza. "Shut up man" you say before giving him a kiss ( you might have kissed a few more times after that...)
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I hope you like this toadie <3
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the-official-account · 11 months
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episode.......25
and so it begins...or ends!
anything can kill a vampire it just has to happen a lot alsdfjal;sdjfasdlfkjas
"what do we have in the way of the tommy gun...ACAB but i'll take it" asdjlfa;sdlfjasf
one of my favorite parts of ttrpgs is the whole "buckle down to fight a boss" bits they're so satafying, the anticipation if palpable
okay the trip threat has been adjusted but in my mine vellum is still for sure looking 👀👀👀😳😳😳
spar is like "Bestie I have one emotionally intelligent braincell on loan from anya...but i'll do my best!!!" (I'm exaggerating, he's pretty savvy but asd;lfas;dlf)
I love how bridge worship's providence and their whole deal is STILL "dont fucking mess with those cards"
"When i don't know what to do I try to think about what makes the people I care about safest" Where's that *gently holds* image when you need it because AAAAWWWWHHHHHHH.
" we could try locking them up?" Spar no asldfja;wdsjf
The dreamy sigh i let out when spar said the whole "I trust you with my life" thing. That's the gayest shit he's said yet, I think.
Okay but all im saying is consider Xbala/Anya/Tatiana. Just consider. Really think on this. the ultimate chaos trio
"It's Xbala"
"Does she have anya with her?"
"yes"
it was establish that anya was standing behind her but my initial mental image was FOR SURE Xbala carrying's anya under one arm dfghsadflhgsfgsld
I feel like spar is trying to hard to exude "man of the house" energy all the time and normally that would work except 80% of people in the podcast see him as a younger brother-ish-situation. But he did good with anya!!!!
I think they should give anya a knife and set her lose though, that's just my opinion
SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA, SEE A LAWYER AND PICK EM IPAS DFA;LDSJFAS BY STUPID DOODLE IS CANNON NOW I HAVE DECIDED.
:O SPAR DON'T BE MEAN TO XBALA!!
"look i had real qualms about manhandling a lawyers" asdfjha;sdjfa;skdfj
"AND ANYAS LIKE i would bite you" QUEEEEEEN SHIT OH MY GOD
OF COURSE FUCKING DIAMOND IS TRYING TO DITCH OUT ON THE FUCKING DEAL. UGH!!! (DEROGATORY!) TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO!
Diamond better not be saying they're going to that meeting.
ipswitch noooo. Ipswitch i like you so much but don't fall for thissss noooo. something sus is like fore SURE going down adn i dunno what it is but i DO NOT trust it
COMMUTES VIA PARKOUR WHILE BLINDFOLDED HE'S SUCHHHH AS FUNNY LITTLE GUY!!!!!! OH MY BGOD
oh my god vellum but as a baby.....wait who is iris? I may not know an iris yet but I am VERY interested in vellum's work friends (in inventing names of one(1) random character for a fic I chose, or all names, naomi...........)
SPAR MAKING MATCHING SHIT FOR HIM AND SOREL IS SO PRECIOUS HOLY FUCK.
what ARE the xbala anya vibes. OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CONSIDERED THAT SHIP. Ooooh Xbanya is a really good name. Xatianya also??? At some point if you cram enough names together they make one (1) sci-fi russian princess.
Yeha maybe Lunavella's just a GILF. THE CAT/BIRD ENERGY there are layers...there are LAYERS to this yeah as;kldfja;lsjdf
as a listener I had not considered this I would assume the poleaxe was just like. a socially acceptable and sexy addition to an outfit
LALSDFJLSDFHGALKJSFD i was waiting for spar's reaction to the triple threat
I feel like if you're headed to the truth booth in your relatioship it oughta be ending anyway
MERIM I'VE BEEN ABANDONED BY MY DATE NOOOOOO Jakub ditching lunavella for QC is understandable and probably the best strategic but still a bit lame
Luna is sticking with vellum and bc you just KNOW she's a god at that etch-a-sketch. The kiddies in the olde elven kinda garden couldn't HOPE to keep up.
DIAMOND CAN YOU RESPECT EPIPLE'S AUTONOMY FOR FIVE MINUTES?
OOOOH THAT TELEPORTATION IDEA IS RAD
OOOOH THE HOUSING BEING FAKE IS SO GOOD
Do all the pendant work? Did they find a way to manufacturer more? If they can surgery everyone wearing a pendant like giving them diamond's mind control is a massive L but being able to identify that many members is super useful? Also fuck diamond.
"diamond is frozen in time" haha. Bitch.
EEEEEE voracity outing Merim like that aiiiiiint great. VORACITY YOU LEAVE SPAR THE FUCK ALONE. FUCK.
I really hope they get their backup in soon. Ahhh!!!!!
I'm glad to be caught up. My blood pressure will be slightly higher for the next 2 weeks
@threeheartscast
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springatito-moved · 2 years
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Mall AU scene setting balony.
Big post for the major characters (well. just my personal favorite characters) in my babychild Mall AU since I actually kinda wanna do more with it lol
The jobs & small descriptions of the other characters can be found in this post
NOTE: This is basically a collaborative effort AU bc of how goofy silly it is. If you have an idea (esp for the characters I clearly haven't/won't develop) shoot me an ask!!!! talk to me !!!! lets all have fun with this thing!!!
If you have maybe an idea for a ficlet (Like @anonymous-dentist 's series of knapity getting together (pt 1 / 2 / 3) just shoot me a dm abt the idea and ill help talk thru the concept to keep things at least a little consistent but I most likely won't say no!!!
- Set in a coastal town in Oregon (but a fake one. Like how Stephan King does it)
- Population is just slightly above “everyone knows everyone”, but everyone at least knows someone who knows someone you don’t know
- Aside from the beach, the mall is like the Big Attraction which is why so many people flock to work there as their first job
Quackity (Manager at Spencer’s)
- In the foster system most of his life after being taken away from his parents as a kid
- Bonded with Tubbo extremely fast and was honestly more of a parent to him than their actual foster parents
- Foster parents passed in an accident, after a month of confusing legal junk he & Tubbo were left a house on the oregon coast and Quackity was made Tubbo’s sole caregiver
- He was given a year (the length the house was prepaid off to) to prove he could be a reliable caregiver
- Met Schlatt a couple months into the move, the two started going out almost immediately
- Schlatt was very possessive and only let Q hang around people he “approved of” (those being Schlatt’s own friends, one of which being Wilbur)
- Despite the downhill of the relationship Schlatt was helping with payments on the house and keeping everything in order so Quackity could remain in care of Tubbo so Q kinda just put up with everything
- Two years into the relationship Schlatt ended up dying bc [bro idk he just dies i dont care enough to sort this out]
- Despite rarely seeing eye-to-eye, Wilbur was quick to step in and help Quackity find his footing. He offered him a job at the HT in the mall, but Quackity ended up getting the manager position at the Spencer’s through chance.
- Is still scarred and blinded in his left eye, but not as intensely. Got it from a less-than-ideal foster family prior to his one with Tubbo.
- Gets a new piercing every time there’s a crisis in his life
- A couple of tattoos here and there (Most significant are the golden wings on his back)
- Occasional stress smoker but not an addict
- Wasn’t actually aware poly was a thing before Sapnap & Karl came along
- Has psychosis but is slowly starting to manage it better
- Ossium is his pet Python, has a pet deathstalker scorpion as well
- Despite his complaining, he really does appreciate Sam’s parental-ish care for him since he’s not very used to the concept
Sapnap (Disney Store)
- Adopted by BBH when he was 8
- Met Dream and George when he was 10 and decided at that moment they would be his besties forever. He has very much held true to this.
- Eryn was adopted into the family when he was 12. He dedicated his life to caring for him.
- Ended up becoming pretty close with Wilbur bc of their brother’s friendship
- Is also just generally close with Tommy and hangs out with him a lot on their breaks
- Applied to work at Vans in the mall pretty much the second he turned 18
- Became the asst. manager like 7 months in
- Has abandonment anxiety so he likes to hold people’s hands a Lot
- Runs hot naturally
- Has a pet skunk named Sketchers that he got for free from some guy on the beach (stink gland removed)
- Proposes to Karl & Q daily. They’re not sure if he’s serious. (He is.)
- Does fencing + archery for fun
- Volunteers on weekends to help rehab ex-military dogs
- Drives a bright orange two door jeep wrangler
- Really good with kids and gets lots of compliments at the Disney Store
- Soft-banned (aka not actually banned, Hannah just gives him a mean look) from Yankee Candle for trying to steal something 
- Used to play drums in a band with D&G, still messes around on his kit sometimes
Karl (Manager at the Disney Store)
- Parents are important political figures of [fake New York city here]
- Book Nerd ! Book Nerd !
- Worked at a disney store in his hometown but a really good manager promotion led him to packing up and moving across the country
- Forcibly dragged Connor out with him so he’d have someone he knew there
- Lives almost basically on the beach
- Runs a tiktok page for his cat Rutabaga, has like 2M followers on it
- Overacessorizes to hell and back
- Slight kleptomaniac, quells this by taking Q & Sap’s clothes
- Major romantic
- Bites people (affectionately)
- Wants to open a library in the town someday
Wilbur (Manager at Hot Topic)
- Tommy’s bio older brother & main caretaker
- Rarely talks abt his own problems so he kinda just listens to everyone else’s
- Feels bad for Quackity so he never takes issues with letting Tubbo stay over if Q has to avoid spending money on other basic necessities to keep up with house payments
- Is very nosy but has a charm that kinda makes people wanna rant abt their problems to him
- Loves his HT job, is very bitter towards his friends who chose other places in the same damn mall to work instead of working with him
- Jokingly calls Phil “dad”, unclear if him saying he’s twins with Techno is a joke or if he’s tricked himself into fully believing it despite to age gap
Tommy (Build-a-Bear)
- Started working at BaB when he wasn’t even old enough
- Sam just likes him a lot and fell victim to the puppy dog eyes
- Applied to the lego store first bc he wanted to work with Eryn. Refuses to shop there now after being rejected
- Barely ever actually in the store if he’s not on the clock. Loves bothering Sapnap specifically
- Unironically calls Phil dad but tells everything it’s totally ironic
- Doesn’t rlly gaf abt his lack of an actual parent and is cool with just having Wilbur around
- Rivalry with Dream that he’s not sure how it started but loves to encourage it
- Is also soft-banned from Yankee Candle
Tubbo (Manager of most of the food court places)
- Most of his life prior to moving to the town is a blur in his mind
- Kinda shuts out the past and just focuses on his happiness living with Quackity
- No one is sure how he ended up as the manager of most of the food court places. And he will never tell.
- Didn’t have a lot of chances to make friends before moving so he grips pretty tightly to the ones he has now
- Michael is a pig BaB he got with Ranboo
- Really wants to get a matching tattoo w/ Q
Charlie (Spencer’s)
- Didn’t have a huge plan for how his life was supposed to go so when Q called and said “my life sucks please move here”, he moved!
- Very charming loved by basically everyone
Sam (Manager at Build-a-Bear)
- Had a very lonely life for a while
- Was basically like a dad to a lot of people but never had someone to Truly care abt bc everyone always had someone else
- Met Q through Tommy and they got along pretty well from the start
- Sam could tell Q was going thru things just based on his behaviors so he started doting on him (asking if he’d eaten, constantly doing check-ins, driving him around if he felt too anxious to do so himself)
- Gave Q his old car
- Has a…. Thing. with Ponk and Foolish. No one can describe their Thing. No one dares try.
- Very particular about the way the store looks
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creepywing · 8 months
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ok since im not very interested in dsmp anymore and therefore never gonna write it heres a summary of one of my dsmp au ideas
OK so it was one of those space aus. Basically crimeboys are humans who were abducted into space and eventually like escaped. the kidnappers were less evil than in other aus ive read like they treated them like ppl would treat like lab animals i guess but like. they discovered they were sentient or smrh and still kept them and taught them to speak their language instead of letting them go like ppl. Anyway so bc of that they have a bit of an advantage existint in space i guess.
the actual story starts with them both staying in a random persons house bc thats basically what theyve been doing since they escaped. also the random person in this instance is eret. an uhhh they have also stolen like illegal documents ir smth like thag in an attempt to try snd get back to earth and eret finds them and is like Omg im harbouring criminals ! and fucking gets them arrested (haha get it its like when that happened in . lmanberg. or smth haha)
Anyway uhhh so they are in JAIL!!! uhh fuckin idk i guess they hid they were human somehow so they were shitting themselves bc they dont know how theyll be treated? i guess idk anyeay tommys cell has an escape and is like Omg wilbur ill come back for you king and so he leaves and breaks into erets house and confronts eret while hes there and also explains fhe situation and erets like OMG SHIT IM SORRY so tommy takes his shit and leaves .
uhh wikburs stilll in jail and jack manifolds also there and he keeps going on about how his poweful friends will come get him out Yeah yeah weve all heard that before. anyway a spaceship breaks into the jail and saves jack LOL. (its the syndicate bc jacks friends with niki) and wilbur sneaks on the ship.
Meanwhile i think tommy finds quackity and they become besties and quackitys like i know who could help you find your friend... (maybe he went back for wilbur and found him gone or smth idk) and quackity sends him off to some Place
Meanwhile meanwhile wilburs sneaking around the ship like vents maybe and falls into ranboos room and ranboos like A HUMAN?? and wilburs like Ummm whats a human and how do you know what that is. and ranboos like.Um i saw it in a book and wilbur successfully gaslights ranboo into not knowing what a human is and also not telling everyone else about him
so tommy goes to the weird place and finds tubbo whose some goat alien guy and tubbos like yo so quackity told me yeah yeah come on ill take you to snowchester and we csn use my cool computer to do it(idk what it is i could never figure that out) also micheals there lol some piggy alien
uhghhhh i guess theres a gap here but it turns out tubbos owns his own moon (snowchester) that he lives on with his- Well they usually use a specific word in tubbos language to describe it so .. his partner. whose away rn btw.
so tubbo and tommy get there and tubbbos sets up his shit while tommy looks around the room and is like huh this rooms looks weirdly familiar??? like in little ways.. and as hes looking around he notices paper with writing znd it says "Tubbo ranboo micheal" and hes like Well thats a normal thing to have WIAT THATS IN ENGLISJ and he goes Heeeyyy tubbo. (Panicking. what if this guy kidnaps humans wtf ?) How do tou know what english is. AND SUDDENLY HE GETS SLAMMED INTO THE WALL WITH A KNFE TO HIS NEck
meanwhile wilbur gets caught. obviously and is explaining the situation and everyones like Oh yeah understandable we will help. and somehow magically realise OMG tommys with tubbo! then they conviently get a call from tubbo on like the Big main screen thing so everyone can see
So tommys like SHIT IM GONNA DIE but then tubbos like. In english. how do YOU know ehat english is ? and tommy just goes HOLY SHIT in english and shoves tubbo off and reveals himself as omg im human AND IT TURNS OUT TUBBOS HUMAN TOO HOW WILD. they like laugh or smth znd then tubbos Magic Machines find wilbur on the syndicate ship, who he has access to like Ring bc ranboos there (the word from tubbos language was Husband btw) so they ring the syndicate and
Uh oh tubbos still visibly human so all the syndicates like Hey whose that and ranboos like TUBBO. and then omg happy reunion whatever idk im not.good with endings YEAH i planned thsy whole thing and never wrote it
on the off chznce anyone likes this and wants to write it PLEASE do and also tell me pls
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brw · 1 year
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for the ask: dc >:) and non-media special interests (go wild. fav character: corn for example)
DC
favorite male character(s): superman i think he's neat. he's just trying to save people! uhhh other than him i like riddler and martian manhunter / j'onn and jay garrick!
favorite female character(s): nubia!!! i enjoyed reading her comics for that one edit i did she's cool. i also like black canary she looks cool and talia al ghul <3
least favorite character(s): all of the bat-man extended family bc fans annoy me so much. exception for barbara gordon when she's a wheelchair user but only then.
best looking character(s): martian manhunter i simply enjoy a genderweird bald person who is nonhuman in my comics.
funniest character(s): uhhh i dont know enough abt dc to really answer i guess i find lex luthor pretty funny conceptually.
favorite season(s): using this 2 say comics, superman: american alien forever bestie.
favorite ship(s): don't know enough abt dc to say! i guess ollie and black canary have always been sweet! jay garrick and alan scott is fun? i dunno.
non-media
favorite male character(s): uhhhh corn. <3 got to infodump abt parts of the united states corn production today!
favorite female character(s): the american cheese caves
least favorite character(s): tommy tallarico.
best looking character(s): the 12 hour long oblivion retrospective.
funniest character(s): me for not sitting at a desk but on my bed crosslegged while i fuck around on photoshop for hours without a break. guess how i wrote this btw.
favorite season(s): queen elizabeth dying and scottish independence #believe.
favorite ship(s): me n u.
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fictionfixations · 2 years
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DSMP DCW AU
Tommy and Wilbur had known each other for ages, sticking together and helping the other survive on the streets rather join than the sick games played, or specifically, Survival of the Fittest for cash. One day, they happen to come across an opportunity from a certain agency asking for help.
The agency, more like a pseudo-government of New Earth welcomed them in, and there they trained. There, Tommy met Tubbo, the two quickly becoming best of buds.
Now came the day where they were finally called in to do research on a new planet they discovered- Eden-227. A snowy wasteland with unknown origins.
Of course, they were a trio, so they'd need two more members as the agency usually had sent them in groups of 5, so in came Phil and Technoblade. Of course, the trio never met the duo, but they'd have to make up for it due to a lack of agents.
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SBI + Clingy Duo [Possibly Bench Trio] but in a roblox game called Decaying Winter, lmao.
Honestly I don't know why I did this [chapter 1's out but will most likely never get a follow up]
i just got the idea one day and completely spent all my motivation for that work. whoops.
if anyone wants they can take it and do their own thing with it ig?
lemme just.. character notes.
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Tommyinnit:
Shit at using guns and would probably shoot someone's eye out REALLY immature (though claims otherwise) Gets a little queasy at the sight of blood and doesn't like taking someone's life Too weak to use long and heavy weapons Sovereign
Tubbo: Besties with Tommy Doesn't really like resorting to violence but does it anyway Hivemind Support Class
Wilbur Soot:
Pledge 1 "Experienced" Probably would've been a musician if it weren't for his current occupation Likes to sing Treats Tubbo like another brother Usually kills for Tommy and Tubbo Hands get really shaky sometimes and is quick to break Couldn't use a gun for shit Started before Tommy and Tubbo due to them being underage Blitzer (Explosives) Philza: Pledge 8 "Veteran" Zealot (Shield) Technoblade:
Pledge 9 "Legendary" Berserker Vagabond Doesn't really like children or socializing Would protect Phil with his life hes taken the first calamity serum, the one that made him a heartless killing machine, which gave him voices. due to that, he doesnt need to take the serum to beat people easily. The others will question this, or more specifically Tommy. The newcomers don't get told about the old serum, nor how it gave it's users voices. Because of that, he has enhanced strength and speed. He switched to Vagabond. Ranboo:
Ranboo, trapped on Eden-227, to eventually come across the group of 5 and join.
Of course, the agency are strict on their rules.. They may not be able to bring them all back.
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..okay. so. story had a lot of flaws. aka it was awful at world building, kinda just went in head first instead of doing much else, and uhh...... a little too much lmao?? i didnt really have much plan besides the fact that i kinda wanted wilbur and tommy to encounter the hanged demon, or as my notes say,
'Wilbur and Tommy encounters the Hanged Demon. Tommy encounters it first, screaming and backing up, which Wilbur is alerted, though not seeing it. "Toms?" Then he sees it, breath hitching, and suddenly thoughts invaded his head. It felt unfamiliar. It wasn't his, but he couldn't help the sudden urge. [insert.. uhh.. urge to die thoughts here] Tommy is uselessly trying to shake Wilbur out of it as Wilbur shakily holds the knife up. Tubbo notices, alerting Techno that the duo might be in trouble. Techno steps in and takes it out.'
and then possibly around night 5 or so they encounter ranboo? maybe. i dont really know anymore and its all.. really awkward and im not actually sure how to make the dialogue go lol.
I just kinda had this wheel full of DCW items [and then another for demons]. uhh.. theres over 100 items and i had to double what it had in empty so there's somewhat of a fair 50/50 randomized chance of what characters find?? it was kinda hard lol. Of course though for the items, there are SOME things that are not there, mainly just I believe the Stims [personally they were always a struggle to remember what what did with their pretty complex names and it was gonna be hard to keep track of it all as the nights go on, and so it was kinda just hard.]
ALSO. DCW lasts for a total of 10 nights, kinda like a wave sort of thing with a period to go and scavenge for things. the enemies, or SKAVs that come along the way grow stronger with each night, and by the third night once they deem you as a bigger threat will come in with guns.
there's also the infection that spreads through your body throughout the game you have to manage and keep low or you die, but uhh.. thats.. also hard, and even harder when the randomizer might never even get the stuff you need to be able to decrease its progress?--- so yeah.
also heres the trello with my notes that i tried to manage with lmao- i just have so much stuff its quite literally a mess. though if anyone picks this up, i suggest learning to play the game [its easier with someone to teach you because there isnt a tutorial as far as im aware]
also we're pretending Last Stranded, the latest and last expansion to the game is not canon [actually zero idea if it is canon but still].
ALSO! DECAYING WINTER HAS AN OFFICIAL TRELLO IF YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ITEMS AND ETC.
heres the fic link. warning you, its bad.
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dsmp introject culture is wondering why c!dream and c!tommy dont get along then remembering the canon. like hold on, dream and i are pretty much besties. Oh wait… literally everything in canon says otherwise
Its because he’s an axolotl isn’t it. Isn’t it??? axolotls r cute /gen (this is NOT about him THAT WOULD BE WEIRD)
Reject canon, this is the new Canon /j
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theres so much stuff to talk about im getting overwhelmed (/pos) idk what to focus on first and its not even about the chapter itself yet lmao
latin series and chapter titles? oooh cool, more stuff to look into
like "we keep the names bare"? thats metal as fuck
"so it happens" in itself is interesting and very fitting but in latin its just so much more fancy
I love how their official names are different (and unusual), like wilum, nikanna, tomys, alecs
once again you have something special about names and looking back to the series name I have a feeling there will be moments where the choice between formal name and nickname will be important
(the lengths stories in english have to go to show the border between formal/informal addressing /hj, names have a different beat to them but the technique is actually similar
its a bit sad actually, I feel like so many english texts could go bonkers if "thou" and "ye" still existed and didnt get merged into you)
I mean we already saw something similar in the prequel with phil calling wilbur wilum to show importance of the situation
gotta say, the importance of names is always a bit different and never boring and I love it
origins characters and character traits oh my that opens up so many possibilities i love the sound of this
also just the phil we see in the prequel has some "harsh" qualities, setting kids up against each other which fits o!phil much more than c!phil, so many new traits to play with
excited to see how this might change the characters and relationships and stuff (sandduo is bound to be interesting, not that they werent before, but yk)
looking at tags there's no major character death, should I probably not mention that in comments as not to spoil anyone? or spread fake news
there are other tags that sound really fun tho
before reading the summary I havent even realised that we havent heard about tommys role in all this before in neither the prequel nor the snippets we got
hes thirteen and a problem? oh its going to be a blast
cant wait to see the worldbuilding and fashion in this, youve been so excited about it for so long and I havent seen hotd so im ready to be impressed
the latin series title is one I like quite a bit :)) also the only latin chapter title i think we're going to have is the first one (it also translates to 'so it begins' which I just thought was fitting). maybe the last one too to round it out but i dont plan chapter titles ahead of time so we'll see lmao
oh I had such a fun time coming up with the names. I also struggled so fucking hard LMAO. I think Nikanna is my favorite of the names I came up with, although I thought Alecs and Tomys were clever since it's just alternate spellings. also it hasn't been mentioned in text yet, but Sam's full name is Samuel Aswyn and I'm pretty happy with myself for coming up with Aswyn as a surname equivalent for 'awesamdude'
but yeah there's always going to be an element of importance given to names in a fic like this. like, it's one of my favorite tropes to use. it definitely isn't going to have the same weight as names in glass and stars did, but it'll be there for sure.
you get it though. like, we would benefit SO much if we still used thou and ye because we could go insane in the membrane with the way we write interactions between characters. but alas i just have to create convoluted worldbuilding rules about the roles of names to get my point across instead...
yeah I mean stars!phil definitely had elements of o!phil in him, but it'll definitely be more obvious in rose. also, ngl, a huge part of why I decided to throw osmp in the tags was because I just wanted to write o!sneeg. I fucking love o!phil and o!sneeg's dynamic they're so funny together so when I was like "holy shit I could put sneeg in rose" I knew I had to do it
bestie I don't know where you're looking because major character death is 100% in the tags. like, go do a double take it's in the archive warnings.
yeah a part of me wanted to keep tommy's role entirely a secret until his character got introduced in ch 2, but then I realized I couldn't really write a compelling summary without throwing him in somewhere so I had to bite the bullet and ruin the surprise a bit lol. but yeah he's gonna be GREAT
aaaa thank you so much I'm so glad you're excited for this!! I really hope you guys like this journey we're gonna go on
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STRANGERS ON A TRAIN (1951) “Yo this Hitchcock guy, I feel like he knows what he’s doing. This is a bit like PLANES TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES if John Candy was a foppish psychopath. Don’t talk to people. Evil will come of it. Ok, I dont have much to really say about this: its just good tight fraught terse entertainment. American trains used to be fucking comfortable looking. Why cant we have nice things?” -Sonny Gazelle
“High level. Patti Highsmith is a rich goldmine of murder IP. They been taking treasure out of her since the books were brand new and keep doing so to this day (DEEP WATER - would have been better if Hitch directed). She writes the best numbnuts patsy victim dudes and the finest foppish psychopaths. Tom Ripley and the dude from this would be besties until they plotted to murder each other. Hitch has such a high floor - - like a just so-so Hitch movie is still extremely watchable. Rikki doesn’t ever watch movies from before 1970 except Al’s movies. Man - trains today? Not as good.” -Tommy Gazelle 
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