#and they’re like wow what happened

[twinkodium]

Delusion runs in the papaya family 😭🧡

#f1 #Lando norris #Oscar Piastri #my papaya boys 🥹🧡 #Landoscar #mctwinks #twinklaren #they’re like us!!! #max goes to jail so it can happen 👀 #I want this so bad but I know I’m being delulu 😭 #THE RASPY VOICE!!!! #rare occasion of Oscar talking more than Lando #wow what happened there? #shy bby came out of his shell and sharing jokes 🥺

[badolmen]

hey you guys know that even if the people inside that submersible are rich billionaires, dying in that metal tube at the bottom of the ocean is a horrific way to die right. like. yeah stupid choices were made by the people in there signing off on a waiver that says the sub is not approved by anyone and they could die. but it’s the fault of OceanGate for knowingly putting people into a Home Depot DIY sub rigged up with an Xbox controller all to make a profit on people’s curiosity.

#ra speaks #personal #oceangate #missing sub #be normal on this post or I’m going to be disappointed in you and hope you grow as person #listen I’m not touching the ‘site of a horrific maritime disaster being used as a tourist locale’ with a ten foot pole #but like the people in that sub are currently going through something incredibly traumatic and will be lucky to survive #and I know we all love to laugh at dumb rich people suffering the consequences of their hubris #but jfc maybe I’m insane but like on a human level can you respect the horror of what is happening to real living ppl for a goddamn minute #there’s also a good chance these folk aren’t millionaires #they’re probably upper middle class folk splurging for the start of summer vacation #‘oh but I bet they’re still rich assholes-‘ THERES PEOPLE IN THERE. THEY MIGHT DIE. WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO GRASP AS A TERRIBLE THING??? #me. low empathy: wow this is horrible. I quite literally can’t imagine how the people down there feel but I’m sure it’s incredibly traumatic #dumbasses making memes: haha dumb rich kid and his dad are gonna suffocate in a metal tube lol

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

You say "Sun/Moon arranged to be married to someone that's rude to them" I hear "Sun/Moon arranged to be married to Eclipse, when all of them would much rather marry Reader"

THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE MOST CHAOTIC TAKE FOR THE BETROTHED-BUT-IN-LOVE-WITH-A-SERVANT AU THERE COULD POSSIBLY BE. ONE WHOLEASS IDIOT STUPIDING THEIR WAY THROUGH LIFE WHILE THREE WHOLEASS MORONS ARE FRANTICALLY GOOGLING ‘how to tell my crush that I only want to elope with them and forget all about my engagement and live happily with them in a small cottage in the country side for the rest of our lives’

#this is so fucking funny fhsdjfjs #eclipse is like “ok I hate this but I guess it won’t be entirely horrible if I have Reader with me no matter where I go or what happens” #and sun and moon are like “okay we hate this but if it means we get to see that cute valet everyday..” #and then the three of them realize they’re in LOVE WITH THE READER #eclipse lowkey. gets possessive #tries to prioritize all of readers time so they’ll be with him #tries to find any and all reasons to be doing something fun or relaxing with them instead of just. letting them work #sun and moon are SWEATING BULLETS #like OH NO WE’RE IN LOVE WITH THE CUTE VALET #WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN ALL WE CAN THINK ABT IS HOLDING THEIR HANDS OR #*in a tiny scandalized voice* kISSING THEM???? #and reader is like :3 wow I sure hope these guys can get along! #it sucks that they’re arranged but hopefully they can find ways to be happy together! #half a braincell in their stupid lil noggin #asks #anonymous ask #gushing #silly bullshit #au ideas #betrothed au #fnaf sun/moon x reader #fnaf eclipse x reader #bones of a rabbit #god I love ur brain anon

[moonshinemagpie]

are you kidding me

I took a uni course and the prof repeatedly said that anyone who aced the class had a future in the field the course was about

Prof then 1) did not release ANY grades until *checks watch* 7 weeks after the class ended

2) every single student got a D or F

I just have...so many thoughts on this as a fellow educator, but alas I'm on mobile and it's too hard for me to type.

#the last time this happened i was in my second year of uni in an architecture 101 course #and the prof proudly told us most of us would fail his class #like that's not the goal man #the class i took this time was a post-bacc course for me #but there were actual degree-seeking students in it and the ones i talked to seemed very demoralized #im not demoralized because i joined the class to gain skills that i did in fact gain #and i can assess another educator as Not Knowing What They’re Doing in a way full-time students might not be able to #but yeah #wow

[itspileofgoodthings]

do you ever read something on the Internet and everyone in the comments seems to get it but you don’t know what happened and you’re just sitting there like “uhhhhhhh”

#alksskkejejejeje I know this is so vague #But sometimes I read like. Dating advice/personal stories on insta #Usually with a religious slant to them #and all love to these girls but they’re like ‘and then Our Father Told Me to Heal My Heart and Dive into the River With My fiancé’ #‘And Face the Healing and be Broken Open instead of standing on the River Banks’ #and i’m like ‘oh wow that’s so great but did y’all break up or……….’ #makes me SCREAM #Like what HAPPENED at the airport though I don’t understand akalslskskskekkejejejejejejejejejjse

[cahootings]

Really any issue I had with pacing especially going into the finale is gone now that I’ve been able to watch the whole season together. The finale hit soooo much harder this time. I still have very bittersweet feelings about it, and I know I will until there’s some kind of renewal announcement, because it feels like an ending. And I don’t want it to be. But if it is, it’s a beautiful one.

#especially the last few scenes #it just wrecks me bc it feels like they’re taking my hand and saying hey no matter what happens they’re all going to be okay #anyway. it’s so good. they did so good #I am a WRECK LMAO!!! #WOW again not to be embarrassingly earnest but this show means so much to me I can’t believe it’s real #feeling very grateful. #🥹 #ofmd s2 #okay enough saying things true and beautiful it’s back to wicked irony

[idontknowijuststartedsomething]

Holy fuck I forgot how good ultimate enemy is

#danny phantom #I think I have to go read agit agian cuz I feel like it’ll hit different #everything in that episode is so great just so many scenes and moments that go all in and they’re great #I love agit but personal opinion I also loved when Dan was just a evil irredeemable motherfucker with no ounce of humanity #the you knew moment is still so great best scene thou is vlad telling what happened #I don’t know how so many things in this episode got by Nickelodeon censors but wow #like we watch Sam and Tucker die like three time in this #and the future ghost literally tell Danny he ruined the lives of everyone he’s come in contact with #and then they just never talk about that again like Danny never thinks about it in another episode #the episode after this has fun danny and a guy flying around in a bedsheet saying you felonious fiend #also I don’t like that I’m now the same age as Dan #the ultimate enemy

[rainedroptalks]

Started reading Gideon the ninth and quickly realized exam week is not even close to the correct headspace to be reading that in

#personal #god it’s such a good book #but wow there’s more death than I thought there would be #which is disappointing on my end cuz what the fuck else would the necromancy book have. if not death #very interested in the worldbuilding it’s very fun #I read like 300-ish pages of the book without stopping and then realized #‘wow I have not studied for a single on of my exams’ #one* #anyway woag. those lesbians sure are necromancing. surely nothing bad will happen to them #I miss the horrid teens tho they’re great

[starbuck]

sometimes i forget that there are people who listen to the mountain goats for the “quality” “music” and don’t consider anything anything older than ahwt to even be listenable…

#which isn’t to say that i DON’T think they have objectively good songs #but just that the quality of the music itself is beside the point for me #it’s completely unrelated to the point #aggressively outing myself as a ‘lyrics guy’ here but that is legitimately all that i care about #when i listen to a song (any song not just tmg) all i’m asking is are the lyrics good and is the singer selling it #if the answer to both of those questions is yes then i love the song #if the answer to the lyrics question is no but they’re REALLY selling it then maybe #but if they’re not selling it then it’s a lost cause #even if the lyrics are great tbh #which is what i like tmg for #because JD sells everything SO hard #but yeah recently saw somebody say they don’t listen to anything older than ahwt and don’t even find ahwt that good #and i’m just like wow. we leave in different worlds… #not that i’ve listened to all the new stuff #but i cannot believe that it’s SO good that it would make me forsake everything that came before #it’s clearly just a taste difference #some people don’t like the rougher stuff that lacks a full band #but I’m not here for the music… i’m here for the poetry which just happens to be in musical form #i’m glad JD can also create full songs and has fun with that - i’m happy for him and for those who enjoy that specifically #but i just think. it’s all good. #thank you and goodnight 😌

[ziracona]

I’m actually I think maybe more mad about the treatment Ethan got in that film. People talking about him like he’s James Bond and I will not stand for it. He’s never disrespected or diminished a female agent and he’s NEVER let a GF die not even in MI2 which was so bad it was retconned (unless I guess you count MI OG?? Like I wouldn’t but). He’s just nice. Benji has played damsel in distress more than anyone in the series. Furious they would even TRY to paint him that way.

#lIKE???? he doesn’t NOT kill the blonde girl because she’s a girl!!! he didn’t kill her because she was incapacitated before being dead and #he’s a good person and he doesn’t finish people off when he doesn’t have to! he thought about it! but he’s a good dude! I HATE them trying #to act like he’s fkn James Bond he is NOT!!!! ahhhh!!!! he just does not love killing he’s nice!!! #the man is not DEACON st JOHN or smth!!! MI one happened and now NOT being his father is 87% of Ethan’s personality that’s IT!!! #‘he always does this w women he thinks they’re all over their heads and need rescuing’ go fuck yourself it’s literally a comedic line in MI #Fallout — THE LAST MOVIE!! that Ilsa goes ‘you don’t understand what you’re involved in.’ and he goes ‘/I/ don’t understand what I’m #involved in??? //I// DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IM INVOLVED IN??? … what am I involved in?😅’ #Ilsa is introduced saving his ass. Julie - a civvie - spends the end of MI 3 killing people and bringing him back to life #and he’s like ‘you did all this? wow. 🥺💙’ Carter and he are parallels. tf you bitches mean did you even watch the show #I just have so much anger rn you cannot say this shit about my little guy #and I know it’s the lesser bad saying it but the narrative was trying to reinforce it #mission impossible dead reckoning #mission impossible dead reckoning spoilers

[chandralia]

CHANDRA HOW WE FEELING ABOUT SEASON 6

I FINISHED THE EP AND HONESTLY,, ANXIOUS !!! 😭

#IM SO HAPPY TO SEE BEEKIEDEEKIE AGAIN 😭 BUT #now that it’s here all I can think about is what they’re gonna change or cut out or add #we went right into the story this time instead of a made up ep for the first episode and it’s like WOW WE’RE REALLY HERE NOW IT’S HAPPENING #I STILL WANTED SOMETHING FOR BKDK IN THE OP AND ED BUT I GUESS MAYBE IN THE 2ND COUR?? 😔😔 #bkdk #dkbk #bakudeku #dekubaku #:’)

[aprildiamond9]

continuing to watch the mysterious benedict society tv show with a deepening sense of dread as I realize it's never going to redeem itself and none of the best scenes from the best book are going to make it to the screen

#the mysterious benedict society #mbs #i can't stop watching tho bc i keep hoping it'll suddenly fix itself #but like. so many good scenes from book 1 were removed #same with stuff from book 2 #so what are the chances we get kate and the bomb or the sledge run or the silo scene or the milligan fight etc etc #especially considering the setup is all wrong #no duskwort plotline which is necessary for most of those things to happen #and i mean i totally understand that an adaptation isn’t going to be exact #but there are so many things about this show that are so far off #idk if it's worse this season or if i've ran out of patience waiting for it to improve #maybe both #but wow. these versions of the characters barely feel like themselves and nobody has the right chemistry together #why is kate so angry #why has reynie never shown emotion #etc etc #again this isn't a dig on the actors i think they’re doing fine #the whole show feels sanitized. #which is bizarre considering that the original books aren't even wild in terms of content. there shouldn’t BE anything to sanitize #but that's what it is #we can't have kate doing dangerous reckless stuff like fighting the ten men or martina bc that would give kids bad ideas! #instead let's have her and martina be friends 🥰 bitch tf?? #we can't have anyone getting captured and held in ACTUALLY bad conditions bc that would be too scary for kids!! #instead the antagonists will kidnap them but they will be free to leave at any time #sigh... so much wasted potential #but by far the most egregious thing is what they did to cannonball 😭 #they absolutely MASSACRED my boy #literally why??? what was the point of changing his entire personality like that??? #at the very least just make a new character instead of completely changing who an existing character is supposed to be #anyway yeah that's my take. love a good tag essay

[douglaspiggott]

i emailed a tattoo artist on the 18th of august

they replied on the 25th saying they have time available on the 2nd of sep and could fit me in, asked me to send through a deposit to confirm the booking (didn’t actually say what time, just the date)

i replied on 26th with confirmation of my deposit and asking a couple of questions

it’s now the 30th and i’ve still not had a reply

…..hello? 😭😭

#i trust them btw i’m not like wow this person has stolen my money and is now ghosting me #i know they’re audhd so trying to be mindful of that #but so am i and i need to know what’s happening pls #but holy fuck this is happening???? #i’m getting a lil bunch of grapes on my ankle #my friend and i have been joking about this for ages bc her nickname is grape and my name is georgia > peaches #and um on a whim ig now it’s going ahead hahahah #georgia speaks

[shadowbelle94]

Thinking thoughts about Marlene’s perspective in tlou. This lady really thought “I’m gonna put a smuggler with a dangerous and violent reputation in charge of my late best friend’s child who I abandoned years ago and handed off to an abusive institution so she would be their problem instead of mine and I will face absolutely no consequences for these choices :)”

#I mean sure she didn’t know that they of all people would become attached especially Joel but still. #it’s just so so funny in retrospect #im just imagining her all of those months not knowing what happened to them probably thinking they’re dead #and then finding out they survived and like ‘wow this was easy. kk joel hand her over. here’s your money thanks for babysitting :) #and joel being: >:( #and marlene going: … :0 #and it’s reaalllyyy ironic considering her ending :) #tlou #the last of us #joel miller #marlene tlou