#and they just instaboner every time they interact after

[windlion]

One of the things with reading fic is having it slapped upside your head how very NON universal the human experience is.  The whole “Some of you fuckers have so much serotonin”  but like, across the board.  Exhibit B, Thirst: Fic: An attractive character appears!  Look at those jeans they’re wearing, I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring, ooh baby, wanna get with ya’~

Me: Is . . . is this what normal people think???

#my neuroses: let me show you them #the question is #are some of y'all just That Thirsty #or I am too ace for this? #no fucks given #like . . . I am onboard with HEY this person is stunning and gorgeous #but the straight into *They had thicc thighs and lips made for . . .* #my brain just sorta checks out #it's worse when this is the first impression #and they just instaboner every time they interact after #I cannot fathom relationships built entirely on physical attraction #like I just can't grok it #does not compute #and thaaaaaaat's one thing that drops me out of a story real fast #(no question I'm some level of ace/demi so that's not a surprise)