#and then they’re like

[applecakeandchainsaw]

I tried to pick a song but the horse music really encompasses the entire spectrum of human emotion

#hans zimmer didn’t have to go so hard for the horse movie but he did #AND for prince of Egypt and lion king….. #while john powell is right there with httyd and shrek #and then they’re like #hans zimmer 🤝 kung fu panda 🤝 john powell #feeling emotions about sounds #spirit stallion of the cimarron #hans zimmer #bryan adams

[multifandom-lesbian09]

Christians: god made you the way you are! He loves you

Christians when they find out you’re gay: no that’s not what I meant

#they say god loves us until someone comes out to them #and then they’re like #no #no that’s a sin #god doesn’t want you to be gay #okay then why did he make me this way #like huh #and i’m not saying all christians #a lot of them are really nice #but the ones in my family are very pro god anti gay #and they always use this excuse like #bro

[lesbianturrets]

Spottedleaf’s heart would’ve had a good moral if THEY DIDN’T VICTIMBLAME-

#Istg spottedpaw gets groomed while shes a kit until apprenticeship #AND THEN THEY’RE LIKE #Spottedpaw YOU love foolishly #SHE IS A KID??? #Bruh she’s getting groomed 💀💀 #and then defend thistleclaw at the end of the book I WILL KILL HIM MYSELF

[brawnie]

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

#shipping #this is about a lot of ships #so I’m gonna tag a few #zosan #zolu #destiel #radioapple #I’m not saying you can’t play around with these themes man #I just feel like they’re shoehorned in so often #lawlu #davekat #pepsicola #sabriel #lgbt #fandom #dirkjake #10k #20k #1k

[macroglossus]

so i love peppermint candy and when i was in middle school theyd hold a candy cane sale in december, one quarter per candy cane! extremely excellent deal, except i was twelve and completely broke. so one year i scrounged for floor change for a couple of days before deciding i was desperate and stealing $20 from my mother’s nightstand 😔 it weighed on me for a full decade until a few months ago i decided to finally confess to my mom and she was like. yeah dude you came home with eighty candy canes. do you think i’m stupid

#SORRY MOMMY #reminded bc i’ve eaten almost a full bag of peppermints in like two days #they’re just. so so good

[notherpuppet]

“Look who joined the team! 📻♥️ #livinglegend #hot100 #goham”

#someone on twitter said Alastor in modern clothes looks like if he joined the Vees and they’re so right #this is a cursed image #its also so funny drawing this because he would really never join their team LOL #hazbin hotel #the vees #Vox #valentino hazbin hotel #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #my doods #staticradio

[soaked-doors]

*romance dawns your trio* celebrating the end of the semester with these fools

#romance dawn #what a trio name like that’s crazy. they’re rly called romance dawn #one piece #monkey d. luffy #cat burglar nami #roronoa zoro #luffy #nami #zoro #zolu #romance dawn trio #zoluna #one piece fanart #my art

[apollos-boyfriend]

they hated him for his low-empathy autism swag

#icarus speaks #thinking about cpurpled again. what else is new #LOVE low empathy characters so much <3333 they’re just like me fr!!!!!! #containment breach

[sinistersuns]

hey look at this

Okay now we can get to the original post

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#do I like. even need to say anything. #trans #transmasc #I need cis women to stop acting like they’re the only ones who experience gendered oppression #transmascphobia #transandrophobia

[communistkenobi]

whenever right wing people talk about “parental rights” they are talking about property rights. they are arguing for further political and legal enshrinement of their children as their literal actual property

#I also wonder if this is like a middle class expression of a desire to shore up other property rights eg homeownership #like homeownership is a foundation base for the nuclear family. property rights allow you to own the resource #that produces the family and allows it to be ‘private’ #so like children are another frontier of this property relationship #anyway. bad time to be a trans person lol #& all the actual legitimate issues w/ parental rights ie indigenous genocide forced sterilisation mass incarceration the foster system etc #are not even remotely concerns for these people because well. they’re fash lol

[bellwethers]

Boo hoo did someone use spirit magic to blow up your factory?

#ahh I’m trying out a sketchier/chibi style #I kinda hate refining my drawings too much but then also don’t like them when they’re too messy so I can’t win #anyways I love them both #enablers #fanart #atla #atla fanart #avatar #avatar the last airbender #the last airbender #atla katara #katara #atla aang #aang #avatar aang

[cowboyslikedean]

eddie making buck chris’ legal guardian if he dies is still so funny to me years later because like. bro if this was for normal reasons you would have picked someone with less than a 70% chance of being taken the fuck out right there with you

#they’re sat there diffusing bombs side by side like ???? #buddie #911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #christopher diaz #lucys ramblings

[mumblesplash]

i know it’s like years old at this point but i love that one collab mumbo and grian did with tommyinnit bc it’s like the single most concentrated example i’ve seen of mumbo’s Chaos Nullification Powers

you get to see a bit of it on hermitcraft, mostly via his interactions with grian, but until seeing that collab it didn’t really hit me just how completely mumbo can no-sell other people’s attempts to control a situation. tommyinnit is possibly the single shoutiest, most chaotic minecraft youtuber out there, and in most videos i’ve seen he pretty much overwhelms everyone else and sets the tone for interactions because of this. but mumbo just. doesn’t let him. no matter how much tommy escalates in intensity, mumbo reacts with *exactly* the same energy he always does. grian largely comes across in the whole video as annoyed and reluctant to engage with the whole thing, but mumbo’s not even affected. he just rolls with anything he finds funny and basically ignores anything he disapproves of, only seeming more and more unflappable the harder anyone tries to get a rise out of him.

AND imo, this is the key to my favorite interpretation of him as a character

see, when the people around him are being more reasonable/calm, i think mumbo often comes across as anxious and a bit easily overwhelmed. the thing is, his nervous wet cat vibes do not scale. he has one setting. his responses to the last life ‘ah-ha!’ jokes and to hermitcraft 8 starting to crumble to pieces under a falling moon are almost identical.

mumbo jumbo is inexorably and eternally Just Some Guy, but that gets stranger and stranger the weirder his surroundings become. the giggly incredulousness that makes him an easy target for goofy puns looks Very different when it’s also his reaction to the impending end of the world.

#anyway yeah i have this whole idea in my head about mumbo’s friendship with grian from a characterization standpoint #bc i agree with the somewhat? common consensus that being friends with mumbo has made grian softer and friendlier over time #but i don’t think it was in a ‘reflecting back the kindness he’s being shown’ way #i think it’s because the more harsh and chaotic you try to be towards mumbo the more you feel ineffectual and out of control #and grian can’t handle it so he slowly becomes nicer until he feels like they’re on equal footing again #like don’t get me wrong i think they genuinely are good friends #and i don’t think this is necessarily something mumbo is doing on purpose #but i think the power dynamic going on under the surface is much more bizarre and weighted in mumbo’s favor than it seems at first glance #mumbling

[counting-stars-gayly]

MEDUSA WASN’T A MONSTER BECAUSE SHE HAD SNAKES FOR HAIR BUT BECAUSE SHE HURT PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T DESERVE IT LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

#not everyone who looks like a hero is a hero and not everyone who looks like a monster is a monster!!!!! #they’re not just sticking to the core theme of the books; they’re ENHANCING the message!!! #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #percy jackson disney+ #disney percy jackson #disney pjo #rick riordan #medusa #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians

[lazylittledragon]

you know what fuck it we’re doing dadstarion

#bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #idk if this is canon to the dorianverse yet but he looks like a little hobbit!!! #this is a Long long long time post brain i think. since they’ve sorted out the daywalker thing #i don’t think he’d be affectionate but i think he’d be VERY protective #they’re not bad parents in the way that they neglect or mistreat him or even just don’t love him #i think they love him to death but you just shouldn’t give your small child a KNIFE #this one is my favourite sister bc she reminds me of robin

[dokani]

decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice

#then from that point the day can only get better #wake up like MEDICAL BILLS?! #and then go oh no nvm #my friend had a one piece poster like this above their bed #i made fun of them for it #look at me now #anyways they look so cute here #despite the fact they look like they’re studying me! #appraising my value! #alas! #house md #diagnosis: yaoi