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datingtrees · 2 months
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maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]
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funny-tik-toks · 29 days
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warriorblood1 · 4 months
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im playing disco elysium for the first time and it might be too early to call it but i think ive come across the funniest goddamn exchange in the game
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landofgay · 6 months
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house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.
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peachiexparfait · 3 months
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"The media wouldn't like Damian." Are you kidding me, the media would LOVE Damian whether he's Robin or Damian Wayne.
This tiny, angry new Robin has a SWORD and uses words that most people don't think exist or even say. People overhear him just insulting Batman right to his face (as is every and any Robin's right) about like, his moves and how Robin could probably do it better. Mr. "My grandmother makes better death traps than you."
And Damian Wayne? The media, and anyone else for that matter, try to catch even a snippet of his retorts to the press or his family. A video goes viral of like, Dick recording Damian and Tim, it's a close-up of Damian's face as he says, "Timothy, if I were to wake up in another universe where you weren't born, I'd cry." There's a heartfelt 'Aww' from Dick, who gets a front row to Damian's next sentence, "Out of happiness that you aren't in my life." It BLOWS up.
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hansoeii · 7 months
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stede bunnet
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anna-scribbles · 6 months
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i need to know everything about them immediately
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yourangle-yuordevil · 4 months
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what if we flirted at the gentlemen club 😳 (and we were both flirting) 😞❤️😞Discreet Gentlemen's Club
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fangymutt · 2 months
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wikipedia is always trying to hit funding goals and all I have to say is if they made a cunty wikipedia crop top like the USPS did for themselves theyd be funded for the next 15 years on tgirl sales alone
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adorascake · 2 months
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my coworker who’s reading Percy Jackson for the first time, currently at the beginning of botl: do Percy and Annabeth get together? PLEASE tell me yes
me on the outside: oh you’ll just have to see haha
me on the inside: i cannot interfere this is a canon event *screams into the void*
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tentacleteapot · 1 year
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are you familiar with Articuno, the legendary Pokémon that’s a combination Ice-type and Flying-type? well, this is the end of the pointy crest thing at the top of its head.
and that’s just the tip of the ice bird…
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yesokayiknow · 3 months
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absolutely obsessed with how people who love clara oswald talk about her
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and they're right <3
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256gb · 24 days
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in case you need further proof re: penn & teller’s shithead basketball
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moonlightmagical · 28 days
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my favourite thing about the fucking vulture dimension is that the preview for next episode has just no mention of it. like we return to the thistlespring tree and then it’s back to school for more good ol teen shenanigans. there is drama and plot happening completely unrelated to the fact that there is a whole dimension for vultures (or this specific vulture?) that are pissed as hell about this 3 year long teen friend group bit. and there’s a battle set/maxi already made. i feel like this is all just a mass hallucination, what the fuck do you mean this episode ended with the bad kids going to the vulture dimension.
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braisedhoney · 8 months
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okay but can you imagine—
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egophiliac · 3 months
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I've had a beast of a cold for the last few days, but I wanted to get this out before the new year! while I've sort of made my peace with my first take on Lilia's UM poster, I really wanted to do a version with the new context that chapter 6 gave us. because. c'mon.
(don't worry, Lilia can carry ALL HIS KIDS AT ONCE)
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