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#and then there were none
nuclearchili · 2 hours ago
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saw someone on twitter claim sniper is one of the least likely among the mercs to be trans
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agents-are-dicks · 2 hours ago
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Late night fun fact:
I’m 99.9% confident the only reason I originally developed a crush on Spencer Reid was bc my (sadly straight) BFF told me she did and I just wanted to impress her.
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#I have no memory of any form of feeling for the show until she told me about her crush#I then lied claiming to have a crush on him too#it was originally just a show that my parents watched every week that gave me the creeps#but oh boy did I start paying attention after that#I was unhealthy obsessed#like I could quote eps from beginning to end#I thought it would make her like me more so I hyper fixated#I wanted to read fanfic with her#it was not good#cm was my first grownup fandom and I can’t believe that I’d most likely never have gotten into it if it wasn’t for some straight blonde girl#I also continually burnt this other girl with a hot glue gun during one of our projects bc I wanted to impress her#I have no fucking clue how to use that thing but I wasn’t gonna admit that in front of her#we planned our whole lives around each other and she came out two years later and started dating someone who looked a lot like me 👀#5th grade was a very gay year for me and I can’t believe I didn’t know I wasn’t straight until the last girl came out#I mean all of my crushes were girls unless you count my childhood crush on Nick Jonas and Justin Bieber#I literally drew a heart around and then proceeded to kiss a picture of my kindergarten teachers aid#my favorite HSM character was the lesbian pianist#I cared more about Demi and Alyson Stoners “friendship” in camp rock than I did any other relationship#this is turning into a long rant to myself and I’m so sorry#I know none of y’all read these tho and if you do I love you so much#I gotta pass out now
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tangaloors · 8 hours ago
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There is a nest of cottontail bunnies in my yard, and I have been checking on them weekly. They must be around 21 days old here b/c their eyes are open. :)
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comehomet0myheart · 12 hours ago
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Just found out the original name of And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie.
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chernobog13 · 13 hours ago
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“Starman, this is Ricky’s hat but we can’t find him.”
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“I bet he’s been eaten by a lion!  Waah waah!”
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“I’ll look for him.  Sister, would you mind holding onto this very dangerous, atomic explosive for me?”
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“Don’t worry, you filthy little urchins.  I’ll find Ricky for you.”
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fisksaturday · a day ago
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furious that breach is on the tv tropes yandere page and also even more furious that i cant come up with a reason that they would be wrong
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leo-writer · a day ago
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I need something to work on
Waiting for August 6th is gonna drive me bonkers otherwise
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zodiacaldust · a day ago
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man people really will chime in with any excuse to mention they’re pregnant or have a kid(s) and every time, without fail, i say “i don’t give a shit about your kid(s)” under my breath or mentally if i’m actually standing before the person (although admittedly a disproportionate number of my friends are retired fellow expats whose children and grandchildren live in america so i don’t have to deal with this in person a lot)
i just don’t get it. i don’t understand that people will use any excuse to show their child to a shitload of strangers on the internet. out of respect for their privacy, i never share photos of my stepchild on any social media whatsoever where only friends and family could see it, let alone random-ass subreddits about cake decorating or sneks
also if i follow you and recently you posted about your children or pregnancy, this is not about you, i haven’t opened this app in a while and only see posts from about 5% of people i follow for some fucking reason (tumblr you are just terrible). you’re of course free to block or unfollow me for talking about not caring about other people’s kids and the rampant self-importance of thrusting one’s child into any contrived scenario necessary, but this is not related to anything at all i’ve seen on tumblr.
i don’t hate parents or kids, i just hate the way people exploit their kids for likes or attention. also when they give their kids shitty names. i know jaxson is supposed to be a Super Cool Original spelling of the name jackson but it’s just so asinine. it spells “jacks-son”. whatever, hate it. i wish people happiness and good health for themselves and their kids i just. don’t ever want to hear about someone’s pregnancy or pretend i think a baby is cute or care that mclauren mckinzzie (real name of a real child, actual spelling) farts on command or some such.
i think recently i saw on a mommyjacking facebook group where a person posted a picture of themselves with a giant ass lizard pet draped across their chest as they breastfed. nothing wrong with breastfeeding, but it was a reptile enthusiast group?? also, is that necessarily sanitary for the child? or perhaps unsafe? the lizard wouldn’t have known any better or meant to do harm but those precious little feets of theirs can have sharp little nails(?) and it could just be chilling and take a misstep and scratch up that newborn accidentally. all for attention on an unrelated forum??
when i was a teacher a fellow teacher and somewhat fair weather friend had a baby and while she was still on maternity leave she texted me so many times asking me to come see the baby. it was like the seinfeld episode except i never did to and see the baby. best wishes and good luck, glad you’re happy, but nope, no need for me to come awkwardly take a look at a baby just because i am female-coded. lemme send you some donuts instead.
wow this was meant to be a short thing and i really did just ramble on forever huh
#seriously those poor kids#no one asked#you are allowed to show me 3 pictures in total for the child’s entire lifespan#and no i’m not some horrible person for denying the hopelessly misogynistic view that all afab individuals should like or want kids#and yes obviously my stepchild is an exception and i love them#that child does not have the sense gd gave a turnip#but that’s my little baby even if they’re closer to 20 then 10 now 😭#i simultaneously have that parental longing for the kid to grow up and go be on their own and despair that one day they will#they load the dishwasher in the most nonsensical way#cannot figure out how to clean the microwave#the roomba (which has an app) just eludes them#they have their first summer job 🥺#shut up i can talk about them in the tags and be emotional#they texted me ‘are you up?’ at two am a few weekends ago while staying with their mum#and i went from 0 to jewish parent in five milliseconds#“’WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU IN DANGER DO YOU NEED ME TO COME GET YOU ARE YOU DYING’#of course none of that was the case#the excruciating wait for a reply#they were fine just got into an argument with mum and had some teenage angst to vent#mitt lilla nudelbarn 💙#‘ i’m gonna go soak in the bath and watch leftist tiktoks’ were actual words said to me recently#i baby them too much#‘i’m taller than you’ ‘and yet you’re still my baby.’#a true disaster human#nothing they do makes sense but it’s like endearing?#they mentioned going swimming while out with friends saturday and i said YOU BETTER HAVE SUNSCREEN AND SLATHER IT ON YOUR PASTY NORDIC SKIN#EVERY FIVE MINUTES#and then it thundered so i said DO NOT DARE GET IN ANY WATER#the jewish parent in me is Strong.#i’ve heard thunder like three times the entire time i have lived in this country
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cyberthot666 · a day ago
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I’ve had sex with 3 different guys in the span of like 3 weeks. girl boss
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