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lovemesomesurveys · 7 years

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When’s the last time you went to San Francisco? It’s been like...four years, I think. Too long.

Have you ever snuck around to be with a guy? No.

Are you a virgin? Yes.

Why do some guys lie about not being virgins? Because there’s a ton of pressure for guys to fuck the first willing body that comes along. The stereotypes that when it comes to sex men are all pigs and women who want it are sluts, are still alive and well. I assume some guys feel ashamed if they haven’t lost it early…though honestly I don’t remember that being an issue in my group of friends back when. No one really cared if you were getting laid or not. <<< I’ll just leave Lane’s answer here.

As a child did you have a rubber ducky? I think I did, actually. I had bath toys.

Would you ever stay with a cheater? I don’t know. It’s once of those things you don’t know what you would do unless you were in the situation, which I’d like to not be. I think that it would take time and effort, though. We’d both have to want to work on things and repair the relationship. I’d have to earn back their trust, and they’d have to show me that they do want to make things work and take the necessary steps. Show that they were remorseful.

Do you like wine? I used to back when I drank. I liked white zin.

Why do people assume that stoners aren’t good people? I guess they assume that all people who smoke weed are lazy and just lie around and act stupid. Some may be, so are some people who don’t smoke weed, so. I know plenty of people who smoke who are also functioning, responsible adults who work and whatnot. You can’t judge people like that and group them all together in that way.

Have you ever smoked? Yeah.

What color are your eyes? Brown.

Do you have any bruises on your body? No.

What do you think when you see couples making out in public? I just look away and go about my business. I think it’s gross when they get too carried away; though, and should probably just go home or something because they’re practically having sex.

When’s the last time you ate candy? It’s been awhile.

Are you fat? No.

Have you heard of Jerkin? I don’t think so.

Have you ever been pregnant? Nope.

Do you think Juno was a good movie? Sure.

Are there too many teens getting pregnant? Actually, the statistics have gone down quite a bit.

When were the best times? My childhood.

Do you like classic music? Some.

Do you think Miley Cyrus is a “rockstar”? No.

Do you have a boyfriend? Nope.

Are you bi? No.

What do you think about gay couples getting married? I think they’re people and should be able to marry like any heterosexual couple can.

When’s the last time you wore purple? I don’t recall. I don’t own any purple clothing, actually.

Do you like Obama? Ah, politics.

Are you insecure? V e r y.

Have you ever killed a car battery by leaving your lights on?: I don’t have a car.

Have you had the caramel flan latte from Starbucks yet?: Yes. I liked them.

Have you ever dated a Ben?: No.

Have you ever dated a ginger?: No.

Have you ever dated someone outside of your race?: I haven’t as of yet, but it’s not because I wouldn’t.

Do you prefer to text or call?: A text.

What was the last TV show you watched?: Rugrats.

Do you watch American Horror Story?: I do.

Have you ever lied to get out of a relationship?: No.

Are you 21 or over?: Just a bit over... coughtwentysevencough.

Do you or have you ever had a fake ID?: No.

Who is the last person you hugged?: My mom.

Where was your first kiss?: Behind the drama department in high school.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: No.

What color are your nails?: They’re not painted. There isn’t enough nail to paint on any of my fingers. :X

Can you separate love and sex?: Yes?

How do you feel about animal print?: I like giraffe animal print. Like the giraffe print body pillow I have.

What do you wash your face with?: I’m so bad at keeping up with washing my face. I haven’t done so in awhile.

Do you have sensitive teeth?: Yes.

Do you straighten your hair?: I haven’t since probably last summer. Maybe even longer.

Would you date someone you had a 16 year age difference with?: Definitely not sixteen years younger. I don’t know if I’d date someone sixteen years older, either. *shrug*

What is your sexuality?: Straight.

Do you like Lana Del Rey?: I liked a couple songs.

Do you think suits are sexy?: If they are properly fitted, yes. <<< Yesss.

Do you think earrings are attractive or unattractive on guys?: Sometimes studs can look good. Not the big ones where their ears are stretched out, though. Sorry, just my opinion. They can do whatever they want.

Are you an old soul?: I’m a kid at heart, most definitely.

Do you wear slippers?: No.

What are you doing tomorrow?: I don’t have any plans.

Do you sleep better during thunderstorms?: No, but I do enjoy listening to the rain.

Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No.

Do you like forks with three metal pokers, or four?: I guess four since that’s the kind we have. Guess it doesn’t really matter, though.

Would you ever wear a hat with cat ears on it?: Probably not.

How many MP3’s do you have on your computer?: Zero.

If you use Ebay, how do you sort your search results?: I don’t.

How often do you get teased for your musical taste?: I don’t get teased for my musical taste.

Are you fascinated by death?: I wouldn’t say fascinated, but sometimes how a person died is interesting. Not death itself.

Do you have posters on your wall? Of who?: I have two beach-y portrait/canvas things, and a framed painting of a giraffe in a sweater that I think is adorable.

What did you have for breakfast this morning?: It’s 12:04AM, I haven’t had breakfast. Not that I have breakfast, anyway. All I have is coffee and sometimes a muffin or donut.

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?: I don’t know. A weeping willow?

What was the last book you read? Was it good?: He Found Me by Whitney Barbetti. Yes, I thought it was.

Do you have a Livejournal?: Yeah, but I don’t use it. I think I just made it to find surveys.

What does your favourite t-shirt look like?: I don’t have one.

Are you going to college? What will you major in?: I went to college and graduated with my BA in Psychology.

Have you ever eaten raw sugar by itself?: I think so.

How often do you use Google?: Quite often.

Have you ever owned one of those little Chevron cars?: No.

What was the last thing you won?: I have no idea.

Have you ever been seduced? By whom?: Well, someone has tried to.

Do you own any comic books?: Nope.

What kind of deodorant do you use?: Secret in very berry scent.

Where was the last place far from home that you visited?: Arizona.

Do you paint your left or right hand fingernails first?: My left.

What about for your feet?: I don’t paint the toes.

Have you ever gone to a grocery store late at night? What did you get?: Yeah. Food?

What’s the most expensive item you’ve ever paid for?: My first MacBook.

How often do you drink soda?: Once a day.

What’s the best name you can come up with for a snake?: Ewww. I don’t even want to think about a snake.

Would you or have you ever begged online people for money?: I mean, I made a GoFundMe for college related things, if that’s what you mean. I just shared it with friends and family; though, on Facebook.

Was it successful?: Yes. What kind of people are you attracted to?: People I vibe with and have a good personality, especially a good sense of humor.

Do you work? Where at?: No.

Have you ever worked at Subway? Was it fun?: I have not.

Do you want to have children? How many?: I don’t think so. What would you do if your best friend said they were in love with you?: I don’t have a best friend.

What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever done?: Uhhh.

How long have you had your AIM/MSN/Yahoo name?: I haven’t used AIM or Yahoo Messenger in yearssssss.

Do you think fish are cute?: Some of the domestic kinds. <<< I agree.

Where will you be posting this?: Right here.

If you found an ant on your food, would you still eat it?: EW no.

Are you any good at math? What about quadratic equations?: Nope.

Do you like your family?: I love my family.

Have you ever been to a concert? What ones?: I’ve been to a few.

And lastly, how much do you weigh?: 77lbs. I’ve always been thin and bony, but not to the point where I looked sick or anything. It worked for me and my body type. I used to be a big foody, I just didn’t put on weight. And because of my disability (paraplegic, no muscle mass in my legs). I have a fast metabolism and I also was an active person once upon a time (shocking, right?). I had a lot of muscle in my arms. I could certainly stand a little more meat on my bones, though. Oh, but I did lose a little weight last year, so it might be a little less than that, actually. :| That was worrisome. I also am not active like I once was, so I lost a lot of that muscle mass in my arms. I’ve been trying to bulk up more with protein shakes and whatnot because it caused some health issues.

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flamingrubys · 7 years

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#long post #read the damn title before u click readmore i will say this it doesnt have rape #nore vore

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