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footballfanficwriter · 3 months
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Late night cravings
Summary:where the reader is craving  and she wakes Jude up to her her food
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A/n: I am well aware of the war that is happening between Israel and Palestine and I just want to say I support Palestine, but I want to let you know that before reading this there will be mentions of companies that are owed by Israel so consider this a warning when reading also the timeline of these events are before the war or the war is nonexistent and is not taking place
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It's 3 in the morning and I'm tossing and turning in bed, I turn to my left and find Jude is fast asleep, how can he be asleep, how can he fall asleep so easily
I sigh, giving up on finding a comfortable position and just lying on my back, my pregnancy bump just slightly peeking out in my line of vision, I stare at the ceiling for a while and think about how life is going to be in a few months, having babies and a  being mother, and in a few years being referred to as mom, the new responsibilities I'll have, I can't lie I'm terrified, I mean you see all these cases of mother's mental health decrease and how they have post partum depression after giving birth, what If I became like that and start hating my babies because of their existence, and those poor children won't understand a thing that is happening, just that their mother doesn't want them, or what if I just get depressed, and the need to do anything just disappears, I mean I can't afford to be depressed, it's going to affect the babies especially when I'll be breastfeeding and all
I sigh again and try not to look at the negative side of the situation, Jude said I should always call him or wake him up whenever I feel like this so he can reassure me and make me feel like everything is going to be ok, but I don't want to bother him, especially when it's so late, he's already got a lot on his plate, I continue staring at the ceiling just tapping on my belly for a while, and that seems to have woken my unborn children because they start kicking, it must be a party in there
"Ok guys go back to bed, it's too early for you guys to be awake" I whisper
I sigh for the 3rd time knowing it won't work
All of a sudden I feel the urge to eat like I haven't eaten in a while, I'm craving McDonald's,  KFC, and oddly enough something sweet, I don't know what but I'm craving something sweet
I try to ignore my hunger but I can't , I use my arms and hands to make me sit up and turn my head towards Jude then sigh again
"Jude"
"Babe"
"Jude wake up"
He wakes up and looks at me with tired eyes
I instantly regret waking him up the minute I see his eyes
"It's ok honey go back to bed"
"No, what is it, what do you need me to do"
"No, it's alright, it's not important anyway"
"Well, it must be if you woke me up at 3:30 in the morning"
"No it's not, go back to sleep, I'm sorry for waking you up"
"You know I'm not going back to sleep if you're not going to tell me what's wrong" he says
We sit in silence for about 5 minutes
"I'm hungry" I say
"Ok" he says getting out of bed finding his pants and putting them, then his socks followed by his shoes and a black hoodie, he then grabs his phone and opens it
"What do you need" he asks
"No, come back to bed, you don't need to do anything"
"Honey I'm already out of bed, you might aswell tell me"
"Ok, I want two big mac's from McDonald's, hot wings from KFC 24 pieces, a medium sized pizza with cheese, chicken pepperoni, apple juice, and something sweet, I don't know what but I want something sweet"
"Is that all?"
I nod and he says
"Ok, I'll be back soon"
He slightly climbs over the bed and kisses my forehead
"Don't feel bad love, I don't mind going out to get you food"
"You sure?"
"Definitely"
He leaves the room and walks downstairs, opens the front door and he's out
It's only after an hour when I hear the front door open again indicating that Jude is home, I hear him come up the stairs, walk down the passage and the door to our room opens
I see him holding take out and he walks over to me and places everything on the bed
"Ok, so I got everything you asked me for but I didn't know what type of sweet thing you wanted so I got you your favorite sweets/candy and your favorite cake, is it too much?
"No no honey it's perfect"
"You sure?"
"Mhm"
"Ok"
"Thank you"
"You're welcome"
He takes his shoes off and goes to his closet to put them away, he comes back and sits on the bed while I start eating my food in silence
I then turn to him and see him lying on his back with his eyes, I place one of the big mac's on his lap and he looks at me
"What are you doing?" He asks
"Have something to eat"
"No it's fine babe go ahead besides you're eating for 3"
"Yes but you still need to eat"
He sighs and takes the burger from his lap and we eat in silence
"You know, we still haven't come up with any baby names" I say
"Babe we'll name them when they arrive"
"We can't name them when they arrive who do you think we are kylie Jenner?"
He laughs at my comment
"Their names have to have Js though" he says
"No"
"Their names will be different but similar"
"Like?"
"What about Ella and Alex?"
"Or Beatrice And Brandon"
"Beatrice?"
"Yeah"
"That's an old lady's name"
"Madison and Mason"
"No, I'm not really feeling it
"What about Brian and Brianna"
"Ok we'll put that in the idea box, it's not bad"
"Really?"
"Yeah, what about Cara and Carter"
"Hmm, Cara and Carter Bellingham"
"Brian and Brianna Bellingham"
"O I like it"
"I know"
"Ok but on a serious note we need to discuss how we're going to raise these kids Jude"
"What do u mean?"
"Ways of discipline, what if they do something we won't approve of how would we react, what if they come out and they're part of the LGBTQ, what then what?"
"Ok, ways of discipline?"
"Yeah, we need to think about those"
"Simple we'll just beat them"
"I'm not hitting my children"
"Fine, then I'll do it"
"Jude"
"I'm joking, we can take away the things the love, like toys ban them from going to friends, you know all the soft stuff"
"Ok what about the age they can Start dating, and being in relationships?"
"Brian can date when he's 13 but Brianna is dating when she's 28"
"That's insane, we going to treat our kids equally, we can't discriminate because of their genders"
"Fine, both at 13 then" he says rolling his eyes at me
"Did you just roll your eyes at me?" I ask
"yeah why, you wanna pull a Christian Grey on me"
"The fact that you can make that reference"
"Yeah, I can"
"Jude we're supposed to be talking about our Future and the Future of our kids"
"Ok, ok sorry"
"Then the LGBTQ thing"
"We disown them immediately" he says in a dramatic way
"Well it won't make me happy either but I guess we'll live with it, they are our children at the end of the day"
"Yeah"
"And the involvement of our parents in their lives, what boundaries need to be set"
"They need to be present that's for sure, buy them gifts and spoil them rotten, I just want them to make a strong connection and bond"
"Yeah that's for sure"
"What about sleep schedules"
"For us or for them?"
"For us"
"We'll take turns"
"One day it's my turn to stay the night with them, then then the next it's your turn, but if it's the both of them being fussy then we can both be awake, and rotate each twin  by the hour"
"What methods should we use If they don't want to sleep?"
"Music, white noises I heard that's good and relaxation for when you're trying to sleep so we'll use that or classical music it's up to them really
"And their sleep schedules?"
"20:00, that's their bed Time, everything must be done before that"
"And sports , that they'll play"
"You already know the answer to that question, I don't even know why you're asking that"
He laughs and I smile at him
"Social media for them?"
"Well considering who their dad is we need them to use other names, and they must be private accounts"
"At what age?"
"14 is when it can happen"
"So social media and phones at 14?"
"Yeah"
"And a trust fund?"
"Most definitely having that, we never know when things go South"
"Ok"
"And I think we should go for Therapy"
"Why, our marriage is not on the rocks"
"I know but I want us to strengthen our relationship and relate to eachother better, you might have things that I do that you don't like and things you do that I don't like, we were very young when we met, and they say time changes people we aren't the same people we were when we met"
"Fine, we'll go"
"And this will strengthen our marriage as well so it's a plus"
"Ok love, anything that makes you feel comfortable"
"Thank you"
"You know I'm glad we're doing this"
"Yeah same"
"That way if any problem is thrown at us we'll be prepared for it"
"True"
He leans in for a kiss and I do the same, I'm about to attach our lips when I feel something coming up my throat
Puke
I quickly open my eyes and run to the bathroom
"Oh wow if I disgust you so much then why'd you marry me"
"Jude"
"No really answer the question"
"It's the sight of your face, it makes me sick
"Very funny"
"It's not a joke" I say brushing my teeth
"Do you wanna cuddle"
"Yeah"
"C'mon then"
I walk towards him and lay my head on his chest and he plays his hand on my belly
"We've got footballers brewing in there"
"Jude, if they choose that they don't want to be footballers then please don't force them or make them feel bad about it or even force them, I want them to make their own decisions
"Fine, but I will be disappointed though"
"Understandable"
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alexfromjersey · 7 months
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ℕ𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕪 𝔾𝕚𝕣𝕝 - jenna ortega
Stripper!Jenna x Black!G!PReader
summary: to celebrate you being recently released from prison, your siblings take you to a strip club.
warnings: mature language
a/n: blame beyonce for this...might turn this into a series if yall fuck with it enough 👀
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“You want to take me where?” You questioned your siblings. One minute, you were focused on doing your job for your first day. The next minute, your siblings were calling you and harassing you about letting them take you out somewhere to celebrate.
Celebrate what you might ask.
You were locked up on drug charges for the last 7 years and you were recently released on parole for good behavior. You were released four months ago and for four months straight, your two brothers and sister kept hounding you to let them throw a party or something. Each time you said no because truthfully, there wasn’t anything to celebrate in your opinion. However, they strongly disagreed.
“To a strip club. One of my homies recommended it to me, it’ll be fun” Your older brother Akeem stated.
“I don’t got no money for no strip club. I just started this job today” You responded and sorted the packages in the truck.
“Don’t worry about that. We got you covered, all you have to do is say yes you’re going” Your younger brother Jeremiah said.
“Nah I’m good, y’all go have fun though” You declined.
You hear your siblings moan and groan out of frustration due to you declining to celebrate again. You just ignored it like usual.
“You irk the shit out of me. You’ve been out for four months and haven’t done a single fun thing yet. I know you’re trying to adjust to the outside world again but a part of adjusting is to have fun. So, come out and let us celebrate being able to hold you again, talk to you face to face and not behind some glass, and be able to experience life again” Your sister Eve ranted.
Even though, you felt the way you felt about being celebrated. Eve was right. Being behind bars for seven years did a number on your mental health, not being able to freely see your loved ones was rough.
You sighed, “If I say yes, will you leave me alone after this?”
“No promises” Akeem smiled.
You rolled your eyes with a smile, “Fine whatever. What time should I be ready?”
Eve, Akeem, and Jeremiah all shouted yes and told you to be ready by 9. You nodded hung up the phone and got back to work.
“What the fuck am I going to wear?”
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You finished your first day at work by 5 and with praise from your supervisor. You worked at FedEx, sorting packages and loading up trucks for deliveries. You were surprised they even hired you since your record. You were rejected from numerous jobs because of it and you were about to give up when they called you.
“Nana I’m home” You called out to your grandmother Sheryl as you entered the house. You took your shoes off by the door and hung your jacket on the hook.
“Hey sweetie, how was your first day?” Sheryl asked.
“It was alright, easy work, easy day” You shrugged and sat on the couch.
“Hmm, that’s good. Your dinner is in the microwave. I got to leave in a minute, I’m going to bingo” Sheryl said.
“Cool” You replied and watched Family Feud on the TV.
“Got any plans tonight?” Sheryl asked.
“I was planning on just taking a shower, eating, and going to bed. But your other grandchildren are dragging me out tonight against my will” You rolled your eyes.
“Oh lord, now don’t you go out and get yourself in trouble fooling with your brothers and sister. You need to stay focused, you hear me” Sheryl demanded.
“Yes ma’am” You replied.
“Alright now,” Sheryl said and turned her attention toward the TV.
You sat there until the Family Feud episode ended and then went to the kitchen. You opened the microwave and grabbed your plate.
“Yes!” You quietly cheered when you saw she made baked chicken, mac and cheese, cornbread, and string beans. You were definitely going to get the itis after eating this. You heat it up and basically inhale the food and sweet ice tea.
Not long after, Sheryl left to go to bingo as you were in the shower. You got dressed in some shorts and a tank top. You went back on the couch and laid across which was technically your bed. The other spare room your grandmother had was already preoccupied by your Uncle who was a truck driver. He was on the road but due to be back in a couple of days.
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You woke up to the sound of your phone constantly ringing and dinging from calls and texts. You rubbed the sleep from your eyes and grabbed it from the coffee table.
AK:
come outside
You groan and take a minute to collect yourself before getting up and getting dressed. You put on some loose fit jeans, a white undershirt, a tan long sleeve shirt, and your Timberlands. You make sure your hair is straight and looking good. You also may have stolen some of your uncle’s cologne.
You exit the house, making sure it’s locked up.
“Damn took you forever bitch” Eve commented without looking up from her phone.
“Shut up cornflakes” You replied and smacked her phone out of her hand. Eve sucked her teeth and mumbled an insult under her breath.
“Come on let’s go I’m ready to get a lap dance” Jeremiah bounced excitedly in the passenger seat.
You roll your eyes at your excited brother and got in the backseat next to Eve. Once you were inside the car, you felt a hard smack to the back of your head.
“That was for smacking my phone out my hand bitch” She grumbled.
You muttered an ‘ow’ and rubbed the spot that hurt. Soon after Akeem starts the journey to the strip club. The two boys in the front were engrossed in a conversation about attempting to take a girl home for the night. While Eve hasn’t taken her eyes off her phone since you left the house. You wanted to question it but also didn’t want to pry into her business.
Instead, you looked out the window. You took in the passing scenery. You savored it actually. You didn’t know how much you’ll miss seeing the night life in your city until you got locked up. People watching and observing how other people how fun at night was a great pass time for you.
You didn’t realize how deep into your thoughts you were until you noticed the car stopped outside a building. Your siblings got out and you followed behind them. You make your way to the back of line, thinking that’s what supposed to do. But you noticed your siblings skipped to the front by the bouncers.
“Yo what you doing? Get up here” Jeremiah ushered you.
You gave a sheepish smile to everyone in the line as you passed them. Jeremiah grabbed your shoulders and lead you in strip club.
“How we get to skip all those people?” You asked.
“Connections baby” Jeremiah smirked before digging into his pocket. He then pulled out a band (1,000 if you didn’t know). The younger boy then placed it into your hand.
“What the fuck you giving me this for?” You questioned confused.
“Uh to disperse among all the talented and beautiful sexy ladies in this building. Or you can wipe your ass with it I don’t know and I don’t care” Jeremiah shrugged and left your side before you can even reject it.
You stood there for a minute looking stupid before you pocketed the money. Honestly, you didn’t know what to do with yourself. It smelt like strong ass marijuana and cheap fruity cologne. The bass from the music that was currently playing was vibrating your whole body. Quickly, you found a seat at the front of the stage.
You looked around and saw Jeremiah getting a lap dance in a private room. Akeem was at the bar waiting on his drink. Eve was seen at a booth with a bunch of girls laughing hard.
They beg you to take you out and then leave you as soon they can. You internally roll your eyes at the thought.
You felt a tap on your shoulder and saw a woman with nothing but a bikini top and a thong next to you.
“Follow me” She smiled and grabbed your hand.
You were confused but did as the lady told. She walked you up some stairs and towards a folding chair. You now realize that you’re on stage.
“Wait I-I don’t-”
“Enjoy the show” The woman cut you off. She gave you a wink before walking off the stage.
Suddenly, the lights in the room changed to a dark sultry red and the music cut off. Everyone’s eyes was now turned to the stage including your siblings.
“Alright, everyone for the first time in almost a year please clap your hands, hide your boners, and welcome back to the building Naughty.” The DJ introduced.
It was silent for a moment before you heard the sound of heels clicking on the floor behind you. You turned your head a little behind you and saw a short woman dressed in all red. From the bright red lacy bra corset top to her red 6-inch stilettos. You turned back around when she stood behind you as the beat of a familiar song played. It was Naughty Girl by Beyoncé, how ironic.
You felt her hands glide down the front of your body. Her scent was intoxicating, it was a mix of something fruity and sexy. You were incited by it.
I love to love you, baby (I love to love you, baby), I love to love you, baby (I love to love you, baby)
She removed her hands but not before grabbing your jaw and moving it to your left to face her. Her dark brown eyes never leaving your light brown ones. She dipped down in front of you while swaying her hips sexily to the beat of the song.
I'm feelin' sexy, I wanna hear you say my name, boy
You watched as she poked her ass out to everyone in the crowd. You heard the cheers and saw the money being thrown onto the stage out your peripheral vision. But you wasn’t focused on that, you were focused on the woman dancing in front of you.
Feelin' kind of n-a-s-t-y, Why I just might take you home with me
She got behind you and grabbed the pole behind you and started climbing up it. You looked up in amazement at her strength.
Start feeling so crazy, babe, lately, I feel the funk coming over me, I don't know what's gotten into me, the rhythm's got me feelin' so crazy, babe
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She started spinning on the pole using one hand. You were a little scared that she would fall but you had to remember that she’s a professional and she knew what she was doing. Plus, if she were too fall you’ll catch her without hesitation.
She turned herself upside down and prepared herself to slide down. Your eyes once locked on to each other again and she slid down just as the chorus began.
Tonight, I'll be your naughty girl (Uh), I'm calling all my girls
She stopped just a breath away from your face. She expected you to flinch like everyone person she brought up on stage but to her surprise, you didn’t move an inch.
We gon' turn this party out, I know you want my body
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She climbed back up the pole and started doing her routine. You felt your hands getting clammy so you wiped it on your pants leg. You then remembered the money in your pocket and pulled it out. You threw a few hundreds in the air making it rain down onto the floor.
After the chorus, she slid down again and got off the pole. Your eyes now took the time to wander over her body. You bit your lip and a finger lifts your chin to her face again. She straddle your legs and you kept your hands to your side.
You saw the rule about no touching the dancers. It was painted in big bold letter, you couldn’t miss it.
You're so sexy, tonight, I am all yours, boy
She leaned in towards your face and you thought your lips were going to brush against each other for a second. But she pulled back a millisecond before they could.
The way your body moves across the floor, feelin' kind of n-a-s-t-y, why I just might take you home with me
She smirked when she felt you twitch at not being able to touch her. Her arms rested on your shoulders and you felt her start to roll on your crotch. Your eyes widen and you instinctively go to grab her hips but you remembered the rule and kept your hands to the side. You did make clench fists to stop yourself from growing happy in that region.
Meanwhile, the woman on top of you applauded your self control. Most people tap out way before this part.
Tonight, I'll be your naughty girl (Uh), (Oh) I'm calling all my girls (Oh), We gon' turn this party out, I know you want my body
She ticked her hips to the beat of the song which made you let out a low groan.
Tonight, I'll be your naughty girl, I'm calling all my girls (Girls), I see you look me up and down, and I came to party
She turned around and started grinding into you again. Your bottom lip was trapped between your teeth as you focused on the woman and trying not to get a boner.
I love to love you, baby (I love to love you, baby), I love to love you, baby (I love to love you, baby)
She did a slow dive towards the fall making sure her ass was still your main view. While she winked at one of the men in the audience who threw basically all of his money towards her. She turned around on to her back and did a body roll on the ground.
I love to love you, baby (I love to love you, baby), I love to love you, baby (I love to love you, baby)
She pulled herself to a squat in front of you and pushed your legs apart. She wrapped her arms under your thighs and flipped herself up onto your shoulders. She supported herself impressively on your shoulders. Her hand gripped your curly hair without causing any pain to you.
Tonight, I'll be your naughty girl (Uh), I'm calling all my girls, we gon' turn this party out, I know you want my body
She then grabbed onto the pole again and climbed up it. She spin on it without any hands this time just core and leg strength. For the finale, she slid down the pole and into a split.
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At the end of the song, the whole place was cheering loudly. You were blinded by the sight of falling money everywhere.
“Give it up for Naughty!” The DJ yelled and made the place cheer even louder than before.
You watched as the woman stood up and waved to everyone. Once she locked eyes with you again, she smirked and gave you a wink. She then walked off the stage.
After you were escorted off the stage and made your way to your siblings. They all stared at your flushed face with a grin.
“Money well spent” Akeem commented.
“You paid for that?” You questioned.
“Sure did. We knew if you agreed all you were going to do is either sit at the bar or watch the dancers and occasionally throw money. We had to let you experience a little something” Eve replied.
“And experience something you did” Jeremiah laughed.
You chuckled because you couldn’t even be upset at them. You had a amazing time and it was one for the books.
For the rest of the night, you hung out with your siblings, drinking and chatting. But your mind was still stuck on the sexy small woman named Naughty.
a/n: I hope I wrote this okay. I’ve been feeling a little anxious about my writing lately. let me know if you guys want this into a series cause if you do I got plans for it 👀.
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aalyssah · 3 months
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Burned Mac & Cheese
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Pairing: Brahms Heelshire x Fem!Reader
Warnings: Fluff!
Word Count: 1,648
Summary: You get stood up by Malcom, which causes you to stay in your room and cry yourself to sleep, but you're awake to the smell of burning food only for it to be Brahms attempting to make up the date for you.
A/N: Brahms trying to be a good boy by cooking for us, but burns the food :( Hope You Enjoy!
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You felt humiliated.
Humiliated because you waited outside at the bus stop for 15 minutes before getting on the bus and riding to a restaurant that you had to walk to for 5 minutes, only to be stood up by your supposed date, Malcom.
When Malcom asked you out you were excited. From the moment he began helping you with groceries, you fell in love.
He was sweet, handsome, and an overall gentleman, but it was after he asked you out he started to become weird.
When you suggested going out somewhere while grocery shopping, he would always find an excuse. "Oh, I can't, my garage needs cleaning." Or, "I would love to, but I have to watch my neighbors' squirrels."
Excuse after excuse made you slowly give up on him, but when he asked you out, you immediately said yes.
Brahms watched as you got ready, wanting to say something, but he knew he couldn't stop you. He saw the way you looked at Malcom and even though jealousy and anger took over him, he stayed silent, wanting to be a good boy for you.
You came through the door, body soaked in water, hair ruined, as well your eye liner smeared down your face from obvious crying.
As you stepped through the door, Brahms came through the wall, concern laced in his face behind the mask. "Y/n?" His voice called out, but you ignored him.
You practically threw your phone on the coffee table in the living room and walked upstairs to your bedroom, slamming the door. Now Brahms was confused.
Why didn't you say anything? Why were your clothes ruined? Why did you just throw your phone like that? You love your phone!
Curiosity took over him as he peaked down at your phone that lit up from an upcoming message. He looked around the room, making sure you weren't coming, and picked it up. With no passcode on it, he opened it, and went to the messages with Malcom.
Y/n: I'm on the bus. :)
Malcom: Good, I'm close.
Y/n: Almost there, just walking.
Y/n: I'm here!
Y/n: Malcom?
Read at 2:43
Y/n: Hello? Are you here yet?
Brahms saw the dozens of messages you sent to Malcom that were all ignored.
Y/n: Did you get stuck in traffic or something?
Another ignored message. At that point you were spamming him, asking if he was coming or not and then it started raining.
So now here you were, standing outside a fancy restaurant, soaked in water, all alone, looking sad and pathetic. You ended up leaving, not caring if he was late or not.
Y/n: I'm leaving now. Why didn't you tell me you weren't gonna show up?
Malcom: I never wanted to go out with you. You're hot and all, but I felt bad for you, so I asked you out. Sorry.
That's when Brahms grew sad and angry. Sad because your feelings were obviously hurt, but angry at Malcom. Who does he think he is, playing with some girl, especially your emotions.
Brahms thought about you. How sad you looked walking in and thought of an idea. You were waiting for dinner tonight, so surely you didn't get anything to eat yet.
Brahms got up off the couch and ran into the kitchen. He used the tablet on the counter and searched up 'easy meals to cook for children.' The first thing that came up was mac & cheese.
Brahms got to work, looking at every cabinet for the elbow macaroni noodles. When he found them he grabbed a pot and filled it up with water before pouring the noodles in.
He sat there, watching the noodles form small bubbles in the pot. Boredom took over him watching the noodles barely boil.
He thought this would be easy and fast, but on the website it said to cook at low temperature, so Brahms being smart, he decided to crank up the temperature to the highest.
Bubbles began forming fast, a smile tugging to his lips. Okay, this is much faster. He thought. The sound of the TV in the living room caught his attention.
He walked away from the stove, standing in the living room, and looking at the TV. It was talking about a new upcoming show that Brahms seemed to be interested in.
He didn't even know he was watching a whole other show until he felt heat taking over the room. He turned around and saw the noodles on the stove. He ran to the stove and turned it off, the water bubbling down in the pot.
Where did all the water go? It looks like there’s barely any left. Is it supposed to look like that? He was sure it wasn't like that in the beginning when he put water in.
Oh well!
Brahms grabbed the cheese and a spoon and attempted to stir the noodles in the pot, but they were stuck. Brahms had to scrap the noodles off the pot in order to actually move them around.
He poured cheese, A LOT of cheese. He liked his mac & cheese very cheesy. He stirred the noodles, the only right thing he did.
Once the cheese was mixed in, he put the pot in the oven, turning the temperature to 450°. He went back to the living room, continuing to watch his show.
Time Skip 10 minutes
It's been 10 minutes since Brahms put that mac & cheese in the oven, and again, he forgot. The show he was watching was just so interesting, but the smoky smell of burning filled his nostrils.
Brahms went to the kitchen and opened the oven and god what did he do? There was black smoke everywhere, filling the kitchen, living room, bathroom, basically the whole downstairs floor of the house.
Brahms started coughing, fanning his face. Without oven mitts, he grabbed the pot, but dropped it when the burning feeling attacked his hands. A low whimper slipped past his lips as he looked down at his red turning hands.
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With you upstairs, you were sound asleep in your bed, face stained of tears after crying for about 10 minutes.
You can't believe how stupid you are. Why in the world would you think Malcom would genuinely like someone like you?
You tossed and turned in your bed, changing the position when you breathed in. Instead of breathing in the scent of your cinnamon candle, you smelt burning. You shot up fast out the bed, looking around the room.
"What is that smell?" You asked yourself, going downstairs. As you got further down the stairs, the smell got stronger.
It was when you reached the living room that you saw Brahms hunched over the stove, smoke filling up the kitchen and living room. "Brahms, what are you doing?!" You didn't mean to sound angry, but the sudden shock had you yelling.
You rushed to his side, seeing what he was doing. In the pot was burnt mac & cheese, blacker than the color itself. "Brahms, what the hell are you doing in here?!" You jumped into action, opening up the window and turning on the stove fan.
As you were walking around the kitchen you looked at Brahms and saw both of his hands red and puffy. "Did you burn yourself?" Brahms slowly nodded his head, looking down with teary eyes. "Awe, baby, c'mere."
Brahms instantly walked over to you, holding both of his hands out. "It hurts." He cried, making your heart break. You gently grabbed his wrist, pulling him to the bathroom.
You turned the sink water onto lukewarm water. "Put your hand under here, and DON'T remove it. I'll be back soon." You left the room, going to search for a first aid kit.
After almost 20 minutes of Brahms's hand being under the water, and you cleaning up the mess he called 'mac & cheese', you went back to him with bandages, and Ibuprofen.
"I'm gonna wrap your hand, take these for me." You gave Brahms a cup of water before beginning to wrap his hand loosely. Brahms winced in pain at the feeling of the cloth pressing down on his now sensitive hand.
"I know, I know, it's almost over." You finished wrapping his hand with a sigh. "Done." You smiled. You cleaned up the bathroom and led you both to the living room, pushing him on the couch.
"What were you trying to do in the kitchen?" You finally asked him. Brahms avoided your eyes, looking down at his wrapped hands while answering. "I wanted to make you dinner since you got stood up by Malcom." His small voice said.
You looked confused for a second. How did he know that? You looked around the living room and saw your phone on the coffee table and then connected the dots. "Did you go through my phone?" You asked, sounding offended.
Brahms admittedly nodded his head, not wanting to lie to you. You let out a sigh, not knowing what to say. "I know I should be mad at you, but I just can't." You sighed out.
"Well I'm okay right now. I don't even know why I wanted him. I'm so stupid." You muttered. Brahms frowned at how you started talking so low on yourself. You were so much more than that! "No! Malcom is a stupid man!" Brahms's sudden outburst shocked you both.
Your expression then changed into a smile. "Yeah? Are you hungry? We can actually make real mac & cheese for dinner." Brahms laughed behind the mask, nodding his head.
"I'll teach you, let's go." You and Brahms went to the kitchen and step by step, you taught him how to make it.
You both had a good time, and even though Brahms burned his mac & cheese, it was much better than being with that bum of a man Malcom.
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lovelyheartss · 1 year
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☆ 𝐓𝐈𝐏𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒 ☆
if your partner or friend has told you that they are an age regressor and you want to be their caregiver it can be a little scary but hopefully these tips can help you out a little :) !!
1. the best thing is to communicate with your baby, ask them how old there baby age is, some can be as young as a newborn or as old as 15 which is a called a middle.some age regressors can change there little age depending on what mood they are in, that is called an age slider.
2. Ask your little on their hobbies or activities that they like to do when regressed because they might change when they are small, it can really help!
3. There is also something called impure regression where their age regression isn’t all sunshine and rainbows, they may have tantrums/meltdowns and breakdowns but the best thing is to try and make them happy, give them cuddles and soft kisses, put on their favourite show and have fun!
4. Some littles like to have rules but some don’t, remember to communicate and talk about there boundaries! Some rules could be like, a bedtime, no bad words or even no candy after 7pm, if your little does something naughty, do not shout at them, quietly go over it with them and if they consent you can punish them like 2 minutes in time out or a early bedtime.
5. Do not ignore your little, it may make them think that they did something wrong or that they upset you, some littles have bad flashbacks or get overstimulated and that makes it very hard for them.
6. PETNAMES!! baby your baby, call them cute names like, prince/princess, kiddo, little one, cutie pie, sweetheart, honey, darling, whatever your mind comes up with!
7. Make them happy by giving them there favourite food or even food that they ate as a child, my favourites are sandwiches cut up into cute shapes or Mac n cheese with dinosaur nuggets!
8. Do not take away a comfort item, e.g. blankie, stuffie, toys or anything that makes them happy, remember to have boundaries and communicate with your little.
9. Do fun activities or things with them, have an education day, ask them what colour or number something is or ask them how many fingers you are holding up! Do some crafts with them and I have another post a little further down with some activities.
10. Make them feel small, zip up their jacket, tie their shoes, help them brush their teeth, carry them up the stairs if you can, help them eat with the chop chop train game.
and lastly have fun with it, enjoy the time with your little and have a great day :)
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smolkiwi98 · 8 months
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Daddy Billy or Eddie, you choose whoever you feel fits it better, is busy and places his little gf's food for her but he is working instead of eating and oh how the tables have turned because she aks if he's not going to eat and tells him how eating is important and at first he doesn't pay much attention as he just tells her not to worry and things like "daddy is busy, baby", not even realizing she has been saying the things he usually tells her. She finally gets his attention when he feels his butt being smacked and looks at her just to find his gf with arms crossed and a pout and she tries to sound serious as she repeats a sentence he has already told her a thousand times, something like "it's time to eat, you can play later, no skipping meals in this house"
Its currently 5:45am and I haven't slept...ugh. I hope you enjoy!
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WARNING! mentions of littlespace, Billy is called Daddy, not proofread, um...I think that's it!
Daddy needs to eat too!
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All day you've been in your littlespace. It was your day off and you could finally relax and unwind, so what a perfect time to slip into littlespace. The plus side of it all was your Daddy had the day off as well and that made going into headspace a lot more easier. The only issue you were having was he wouldn't stop working on paperwork. It was his day off! Why would he want to work? 
You were in the living room sitting on the floor watching some random cartoon that Billy had put on for you and then disappeared into the small office. He claimed there was a lot of backed up paperwork that needed to be done for the auto shop he worked at. He said something about how Eddie Munson wouldn't be able to finish it, so their boss gave it all to Billy.
You've been alone now for about an hour and you were starting to get hungry. You looked over at the time and saw that it was almost two thirty. You rolled on your back and softly groaned "Daddy!" You called out, no answer. You sat up and tilted your head back "Daddyyyy!!" You whined, still no answer. Your stomach grumbled, so you got up and walked into his office. Opening the door you walked in up behind him "Daddy." You said. Billy hummed in response, at least you got a reaction from him "I called you." You said in a small voice. Billy set his pen down and turned his chair around while rubbing his face "I'm sorry, Doll." He said in a tired voice "What does my Princess need?" He asked with a sweet smile. Seeing his smile made your heart flutter "M'hungry." You said while rocking back and forth on your feet, "Well, what Princess wants, Princess will get." He says while getting up. 
After finally getting Billy out of the little office, you kept him busy in the kitchen since you haven't been able to see him for hours. You say happily on the counter as you watch him maneuver around the kitchen. You didn't want to eat too much since you still had to have dinner, but that Mac n cheese was calling your name. As Billy set your bowl on the counter and had you sit on the bar stool you looked up at him "Thank you, Daddy!" You said happily. He smiled at you and kissed your head "You're welcome." He was about to turn away, but before he could you stopped him "Daddy, you need to eat too." You mumbled. He knew you were right, but he had so much work "I know, Doll. Let me finish this one page and I'll come out and eat with you." 
That was 40 minutes ago. There is no way one page takes 40 minutes. By this time your bowl was empty and put in the sink. You marched over to the small office and opened the door "Daddy you have to eat." You said in a stern voice, "It's very important for you to get your food!" You repeated the words he had said to you at one point. Billy was a little shocked at this and stood up from his seat and walked over to you "Doll, I know." He said while gently grabbing your face and rubbing your cheek with his thumb "I'll come out and eat in a second." He said while turning around to walk back to his chair, but before you could you gave him a little spank on his bottom "No, you're going to eat right now." You said in a more stern and slightly louder voice. Now this really shocked Billy. 
Billy slowly turned around and looked down at you with wide eyes, "Did you just spank me?" He questioned. He didn't sound mad, just stunned. You hesitated for a second "I-I…yes. Yes I did." Billy just stood there and let out a small chuckle. Why is he chuckling? You were expecting him to be at least a little upset. Billy bent down a little and picked you up, throwing you over his shoulder and started to walk out the room. You started to giggle and kick your feet, "Let's go make some food for Daddy." He said while giving your bottom a little tap.
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thegnomelord · 1 month
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John "Soap" Mactavish eating fermented dairy
Call it Mac n Cheese
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I hat to put down my phone for 5 minutes after reading this... But also that's like so Ghost
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coquettecoregirl · 7 months
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What do if you overeat/binge
Note: I am not a professional, these are just some things that have helped me when I overeat. I do not have an ed, but if you do, then please please visit a professional dietitian/therapist/etc. If you can’t afford one, then check out more healthy eating content on social media uploaded by actual professionals.
What NOT to do:
Don’t starve yourself. This is dangerous! Do not say “I’m not gonna have anything for an entire day because I overate in lunch” etc. Starvation is not the way, it only makes you feel deprived and all you’re gonna do is, overeat again. I do not care if you binged on a whole ass cake or 5 plates of mac n cheese. Do not starve yourself.
Don’t punish yourself through exercise. All you are going to do is throw up and develop an unhealthy relationship with workout because you’re only using it to ‘punish’ yourself. There is no point in going for an hour workout or 2 hour run, literally no point. You’re not helping your body, you’re hurting it.
Don’t Panic or shame yourself. Words and thoughts have an impact - don’t do it. A deep breath in and out. 
What to actually do:
Take a deep breath in and let go. Once you’ve binged or overeaten, there’s no going back. What’s done is done. The future is more important. Doesn’t matter if you had an episode two minutes ago or an hour ago, it’s in the past. We do not panic over our past actions, we learn from it.
Find our your why/ What triggered u? 
Are you overeating because you’re not getting enough nutrients like fiber and protein?
Or are you eating while being distracted by your phone?
Are you eating out of hunger or boredom?
Are you stress/emotional eating?
Eating because of undealt trauma?
Are you eating because it’s a childhood habit to?
Drink cold water. Seriously. This helps so so much, especially if you overeat on sweets or greasy foods. Just the feeling of cold water not only make you more aware but also help with the grease in your mouth.
Brush Teeth/Mouth Wash. This obv gets rid of the food residue in your mouth and makes you feel fresh again. You probably won’t feel like eating again because you’ve just brushed your teeth.
Take a shower. This is so so helpful especially if you’re someone who tends to either panic or depress over the amount you’ve eaten. A cold shower is especially beneficial since it makes you feel fresh, gets your mind off and removes any ‘sticky’ feeling you may have after eating too much.
Wait at least 4-5 hours to have your next meal. You can still eat, just make sure that this time around your food is more nutritious and is a healthy serving. If you’re having a pasta, add vegies to it. Or eat a salad, but make it filling by using plenty of veggies and protein. Make a air fried or oven fried fries. Literally anything but make sure it’s an appropriate serving - not too small but not too large either.
Go for a 10 min walk rather than a 2 hour workout. Put on some music, Rihanna or whatever makes you feel like a bad bitch. This time use exercise as a way to de-stress and help digestion, not to punish yourself. Do not tell yourself that you need to do it. Tell yourself that you’re doing it because it’s fun, because you’re going to have fun. 
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yeetus-feetus · 5 months
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"if you're so hungry why don't you just get up and make yourself food?" "stop being so lazy and get yourself something to eat" "why haven't you eaten all day? You're an adult why can't you get yourself food?"
Because it's not that fucking easy! I struggle sometimes and I'm so tired of being called lazy because I'm grown and can't do things for myself. Do you know how much I hate myself because I can't just get up and eat! Not on a bad days like today. Right now my only safe food is Mac n cheese, I can't eat anything else, do you know how many steps that takes on a bad day??
Look at it like this
On a good day: Step 1) make Mac n cheese. Step 2) extra cheese. Step 3) enjoy the yummy food!
On an okay day: Step 1) find a bowl. Step 2) find Mac n cheese packet. Step 3) put mac n cheese in bowl. Step 4) add water. Step 5) microwave for 2 minutes. Step 6) take out and mix. Step 7) microwave for 3 mins. Step 8) grate cheese. Step 9) mix in extra cheese. Step 10) eat Mac n cheese. Step 11) clean up.
On a bad day: Step 1) make myself get out of bed and try not pass out from the nausea caused by simply getting up. Step 2) walk to kitchen. Step 3) open cubbord and look for bowl. Step 4) find Mac n cheese packet. Step 5) open packet and pour pasta into bowl. Step 6) open flavour packet and pour into bowl. Step 7) find measuring cup. Step 8) measure correct amount of water and add to bowl. Step 9) carry bowl to microwave and open microwave. Step 10) put bowl in microwave. Step 11) press buttons to set microwave to 2 mins. Step 12) look for my comfy spoon. Step 13) panic because I can't find comfy spoon because it never gets put back in the right place unless I do the dishes. Step 14) either find comfy spoon (which adds several more step if I have to clean it) or have to force myself to use a regular spoon and not have a meltdown. Step 15) open microwave and Take out Mac n cheese. Step 16) mix the Mac n cheese. Step 17) put bowl back in microwave. Step 18) press buttons to set microwave to 3 mins. Step 19) sit on the floor because my body aches all over and it's too much to stand, and watch the microwave until it dings. Step 20) open microwave and take out Mac n cheese, trying not to spill it because standing up makes me dizzy. Step 21) mix Mac n cheese again. Step 22) forgo adding extra cheese because that's another 20 steps I'm too tired for. Step 23) look for a comfortable place to sit. Step 24) sit and stare at Mac n cheese until I have enough energy to force myself to eat. It's probably cold by now. I probably have to take several breaks before being able to finish eating. Step 25) make myself get up again, try not cry because everything hurts and the room is spinning again. Step 26) take bowl to kitchen. Step 27) rinse bowl and spoon. 28) wipe over the bench. Step 29) walk back to my room and go back to bed for the rest of the day.
Do you see how impossible a task can seem when it's almost 30 whole steps?? Can you understand why I struggle so much on bad days? It's a good thing if I manage to eat at least one thing. It's a good thing if a manage to get up and got to the bathroom when I need to, instead of laying there and holding it until I can't any longer and then force myself up- that's a thing that happens. And you're gonna get upset at me for not being able to eat?? Do you even know how much pain I'm in right now? How bad my demand avoidance is right now? How many painkillers I've taken, if I've been able able to muster up enough energy to take them? How much I want to gauge my own eyes out to relieve the building pressure in my head because it feels like it's going to explode? Do you see that 29 step list looming over me? A 29 step list that has the possiblity of becoming even more fucking steps if everything doesn't go exactly right? Do you understand why I can't "just get up and make food" now?
Jfc I hate it here.
I hate my body.
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gardenofchrome · 8 months
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Pacific Rim Headcanons #2
What they would do if you, their (S/O) brought them lunch
(Requested by @screechinginthevoid, I hope you like it 😊)
.・゜✧﹒☁﹒✧゜・.
You, Y/N, are [character's name] S/O and decide to bring them lunch everyday, as they are busy Ranger pilots and can sometimes forget to eat. You make sure to include a little note to show how much you appreciate them (*^‿^*)
Raleigh: You make him classic American foods- a grilled cheese sandwich, mac n' cheese, and chocolate chip cookies. You write a little love note to him, putting it all in a brown paper bag, and take it to his barrack. He was sleeping when you got there, so you put it on his nightstand and gave him a little kiss on the forehead, covering him up with a blanket.
Yancy: You make him the same thing you made Raleigh- once you gave it to him, he pulled you into hug and kissed you, getting a very loud 'awwww!' from Raleigh who was in the doorway.
"Get out Raleigh!"
Mako: You make her Ingee Chicken, Nagarame, and Anno Imo, foods from where she was born, as you thought she would like a little taste of home. It turns out that she made some lunch for you too, consisting of your favorite foods. You both have a picnic on the roof of the shatterdome, watching Jaegers being deployed.
Chuck: You make him meat pies, chicken parmigiana, and fairy bread. When you go to give it to him, he nearly knocked the food straight out of your hands by accident, as he was sparring with his father. Herc made him apologize while he begrudgingly thanked you for the food.
Herc: You make him sausage rolls, avocado toast, and pavlova. He hugs you tightly, before he lets you go when you tell him that he's crushing your ribs. He also makes sure that you had something to eat before he went somewhere quiet to eat.
"Herc, please put me down before you snap my ribs."
Stacker: You make him Shepard's pie, sausage rolls, and trifle. You leave it at the foot of his office, before knocking on the door to let him know it was there. You didn't want to disturb him as you knew he was probably very busy with all the paperwork he had to do and overseeing the Jaegers in the shatterdome.
Newt: You give him a PB&J sandwich, a Caesar salad, and a roll of oreo's. You force him to it eat, as you knew that if you gave it to him he'd probably just eat an oreo or two and then focus on his research for the rest of the day. He thanks you for the lunch and offers to let you see the new kaiju samples that just arrived.
Hermann: You made him a ham and cheese sandwich, schnitzel, and plum pudding. You set it down on his desk, and he thanks you, promising to eat it in a few. You come back 3 hours later and notice that his lunch was still not eaten, and you scold him.
"Please just give me 5 more minutes to finish this and I will!"
Tendo: You give him a few bagels to eat, along with some jam and butter, and a cup of coffee. He gives you a quick peck on the cheek, before nearly spilling the coffee on the controls.
"Oops."
.・゜✧﹒☁﹒✧゜・.
I might include Jake and Nate the next time, but I've watched the first movie more than Uprising so idk if it would be good.
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onceuponaroast · 9 months
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Alright let me turn you guys onto something real quick. Are you disabled? Depressed? Bad at cooking or just generally very busy? Do you feel like you'll be sick of you even think about another box of Mac n cheese?
Then I have the food for you: Mother. Fucking. Frozen. Potstickers.
They are even Easier to make than boxed Mac n cheese. Stick em in a hot pan with some water and cover with a lid. Cook for however long the directions say (my brand is about 5 minutes). Microwave some sauce if you want. Then BOOM: Full meal with something that has protein and vegetables in it.
They're delicious and bite sized, so they're easy to eat And easy to portion. If you shop in bulk like I do you can get massive bags that can last weeks to months depending on your eating habits.
Those delicious little buggers have absolutely changed my life. I am eating vegetables! More importantly, I'm consistently eating- because even on days when I just don't have the energy to even think of what to cook I can yoink these out of the freezer and be sitting down to eat in less than 10 minutes with minimal dishes.
Also, if you're someone with good and bad days you can prepare your own in advance! Make your own sauce or wrap your own potstickers and freeze them for later. This is a meal that never loses.
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i--antimony · 30 days
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tuesday afternoon
yayyyy tuesday
listening: haken concert was SO good. incredibly fun. i brought two friends with me and one of them said that he wasn't expecting a metal/rock prog band to be so "sploinky barbershop quartet" re: songs like cockroach king, lol. orchestra concert was sunday and it was good! face did hurt a lot after because this is a youth orchestra that i volunteer with so naturally we need a 90 min rehearsal before the actual concert. pain. but the kids did good. they did a mozart oboe concerto and the soloist was incredible. but also on my own i've been listening to borodin symphony no 1 and 2.
reading: finished volume 2 of mdzs! xue yang is such a loser nightmare failboy. we've entered jin guangyao zone which fucks severely.
watching: dunmesh and klk, again. i love the way dunmeshi is doing backgrounds, they're so detail and delightful to look at. i've also started watching comrade detective with a friend and it's VERY funny. goofy communist buddy cop parody bullshit. channing tatum is in the intro for some reason that i cannot ascertain but makes me laugh anyways.
playing: ran and played dnd! mtg! i've decided i want to put together a mono green deck so if anyone has commander recommendations lmk.
making: yippee making!
trimmed those little teacup experiments, i don't think the shrinkage will be too bad but we'll see. they all have mismatched feet now oops
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started a seder plate for passover! i think at this rate it will be done before the holiday which is exciting. i'm going to do it red with a pomegranate motif. this is the bottom for now, the top is blank and boring so no pic for now.
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pre-bisque work needs to be done on these, the big one is a flower pot for my mom that i'm covering in purple slip and then carving a tree into i think
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finished the sgraffito on this guy, my roommate accidentally knocked a divot in the edge of it at the end of last year so i mirrored it on the other side of the bowl and incorporated it into a design!
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some kiln stuff came out too!
cat yarn bowl!
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this bowl was supposed to be a deep, dark green on the outside but i forgot that this kiln is cone 5, not 6! so surprise color but i still like it
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and finally, someone abandoned this little guy so i slapped some glaze on him and took him home. i have a matching cat one that's still kilning. look how precious. i want to put air plants in him. taking name suggestions
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eating: spicy butternut squash pasta with spinach. we made so much of this. i think we finally finished the last of the leftovers today. too many steps for me to do on a tuesday and i have a Moment about it but she took over and it is very good. we used cavatappi which is objectively one of the best pasta shapes out there.
harissa chicken thighs with shallots. yum! all i really gotta say about it. used gochujang because we don't have harissa and it still slammed.
deb smittenkitchen soy glazed chicken. 10/10. goes with Everything. i had it with brussel sprouts over rice, then the next day with that pasta leftovers, and then again yesterday with mac n cheese. took like 10 minutes and slams.
(if anyone wants the nyt recipes lmk and i will post screenshots!)
misc: busy but in the swing of things! gym time has REALLY fallen by the wayside which is not great for my mental health so i'm working on trying to incorporate that back in where i can. but otherwise i am doin pretty good!
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imdoingsortagay · 2 years
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I love you always forever
Characters: Kate Bishop x Reader 
Warnings: Soft soft soft , going build a bear shopping, cute pet names 
a/n: so last friday when i was in san Francisco me and my friend went to the build a bear shop they had in pier 39. Based on that because it was the most fun i’ve ever had. 
Enjoy besties !!!
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When Kate found out that you never got to have to build a bear plushie of your own, she was shocked. Especially knowing how much you love them now and the large collection you’ve gotten since both of you have dated. At least everyone should be able to experience going to build a bear once in their life to make a stuffed animal of their own. 
“ What do you mean you never got a build a bear plushie?” Kate says to you in a shocked tone at what she just heard. 
“ Not everyone was able to grow up rich like you Kate, they were and still are too expensive to get and we didn’t have a store near us so the chance of getting one was so low,” you tell her as you sit at the dining room table eating some of the leftover mac and cheese made by Kate.  
As much as you love Kate with all your heart, she sometimes had to be reminded that not everyone had the same opportunities as she did, like right now. When you first both met it was a big problem but she’s putting in the work to make sure she doesn’t seem like a rich snob.
“ Is that why you get so many plushies now y/n?” she asks you. 
“ well, kinda but also they are all cute and I just want to give them a good home with us, even if we sometimes don’t have the space for them,” you say to her as she just smiles at how cute you are when you talk about you stuffed animals. 
She had been amazed at the number of plushies you got and once your relationship with her only seem to get more serious, Kate had helped get more by coming with you from store to store until you got the certain one. She’d even offer to pay for them if you couldn’t find them in person but were able to find them online for an affordable price. It always made Kate so happy to see you smile when it came to your plushies and her main goal with you was to always see you happy and smiling. 
Once Kate had found out that you never got to build your build a bear plushie, she got to work planning a surprise date for you. Making it so that you had the day off and didn’t have to worry about work school or anything coming up so the both of you wouldn’t be interrupted. She even made sure to have Yelena cover for her if the Avengers as where she might be and she is not in the mood to argue with Sam at all. 
You had never suspected that Kate was planning this big date being that both of you have busy lives with you working at a coffee shop part-time to pay for your school and Kate with her Avengers duties. During the little time that both of you had to hang out and enjoy each other's company, she couldn’t wait for the both of you to have a day off so she could give you the best date ever. 
So after 2 weeks of kate having to go on different missions with Yelena while you were working and trying to get your homework done on time the day finally came. Kate had told you it was a surprise where you were going and was just excited for your reaction, looking forward to this with how busy she got. On the other hand, you were unsure as to where the two of you were going but a small part of you was as excited as to what Kate had planned today for the both of you. 
“ How long till we get to the destination Kate,” you say as she leads to through the busy new york streets, making sure to be careful as you pass people without pissing them off at the way your girlfriend is dragging you as fast as she can and it’s adorable.
“Fewer questions babe, but because you are cute it’s about 5 more minutes of walking and we should get to the destination,” she says in her best GPS voice which makes you giggle, calming you down a bit. Kate never failed to make you laugh, one of the many things that you loved about her. She could sense when how you were feeling and would make sure to help you out. 
 A good 5 minutes later, you and Kate find yourselves at the entrance of the mall. Kate had a big smile on her place as she saw the store from a distance and once again pulls her in the direction of the store. Without telling you of course so you don’t prepare to be running in the mall but at least you didn’t fall. 
“ Babe babe babe look,” She excitingly says to you and you are shocked at where she’s brought you for today’s date, the build a bear shop. Maybe this was the reason why she never told you what the date was and you can’t help but be happy that she did because it's the best day ever.
“ Kate a build a bear shop? Wait you brought me to a build a bear shop oh my god this is the best day ever !!,” You scream in enjoyment and start to feel some tears come down your face. This was the sweetest thing that Kate could do for you. 
“ Kate? “ 
“ Yeah Babe,” She asks seeing you crying, hoping they're just tears of joy, which they of course are when you pull her close to you to kiss her. 
“ What was that for y/n? She asks after she parts from the kiss to get a breath in. You don’t know how else to react besides bringing her close to hug her and leaving kisses all over her face. 
“ Just wanted to show you how much I love and appreciated you Kate because you deserve it,” you say in a quiet tone in the busy mall. A good couple of minutes pass before the both of you make your way into the store and take a minute to see what kind of plushie you’d want to make, which is hard to decide on because there are so many to choose from. 
“ Do you know what kind of plushie you wanna make babe?” she asks looking at you as well. Kate ends up on the brown bear for hers as she still sees you looking at each one, wondering which one talks to you the most. 
“ I’m unsure if I want to get the brown bear to get the frog plushie or the white bear kate, you tell her as you hold both of them in your hand, wondering which one would be cuter and go with the many other plushies that you have at your place. Kate just stands there wondering which one you’d choose and doesn’t care how long you take to choose one, whatever you feel is the best out of the 2. 
5 more minutes go by and you decide on the frog one, which makes you happy but decides that one day you could get the other bear when you have time in the future. Kate holds your hands and leads you to the second station which is the stuffing station and you see that they have an assortment of items that can go in the bear. Scents, hearts, a little red heart that beats, sounds, and what not. Surprisingly, there’s a lot you can do with the bear but choose to just keep it simple. 
“ Did you want to add anything in the frog plushie babe? I might go with a cute little heartbeat and add a strawberry scent for mine,” kate tells you as the both of you are waiting in line. Kate had decided to come to the store during the middle of the day since it wouldn’t be too busy and you wouldn’t have to deal with a lot of people. Both of you are behind 3 other people at the moment and they don’t take too much to put in the stuffing in the bear. 
“ I might add a little scent for mine,” you tell her and she nods. Kate decides on getting a little red heart so that her bear has a heartbeat but is so much more she can do. 
Hey look they just got done with the other people y/n, you read to make your new little friend? She says to you and the both of you make your way to the station with a woman who seemed to be in her early 30’s, short hair colored pink with the biggest smile on her face looking at the both of you holding your plushies and holding hands so you can fill up your new friends. 
“ Awe, both of you are the most adorable couple ever,” she says to you, making you blush at her compliment about the two of you. Kate is the first one to hand off the bear to the employee, then is directed to push the pedal so she could help stuff her bear. It’s been a while for her so she stupidly pushes the pedal which makes you giggle but the nice lady was nice enough to tell her to just step on it. 
“ Here you go honey,” she says handing the bear to your girlfriend,” make sure if it’s the perfect way you want it if not then I could take some of the stuffing out for your little friend”. Kate gives it a couple of hugs just to make sure it’s good then smiles and nods. Kate continues to carefully hold her plushie friend as she watches you hand the lady the frog so she can stuff it and you follow her instructions to help her stuff the frog. As this goes on Kate starts talking to you about what she might consider naming her little bear friend along with what clothes she might buy for him which you found to be adorable. 
“ Hey honey,” the employee says to get your attention,” how about you hug your little frog buddy just to make sure it’s the way you like so we can add the hearts or scents you want in them”. She hands you the frog to hug and you smile at how soft he is, then give her a thumbs up to let her know it’s just right for you. 
“ Now that the both of you are satisfied with the bears who wants to go first? “ she asks both of you. Kate raises her hand right away and hands off her bear to the lady so she could do the little heart ritual, the most adorable thing ever especially with how excited your girlfriend is. You love that she has the energy of a golden retriever puppy. 
“ Babe babe babe babe look,” she says once the employee had sewn her bear and handed it to her to see what has to be the cutest bear plushies you’ve ever seen. Now you wonder is what Kate might dress it up as with the large selection of clothes they have for the bears or might leave it as it is. 
Kate takes a quickie to peek at the clothes to see how she might dress her little bear and sees that they have a section for the avengers but sees there is none that she likes, none the less she can work with whatever they have here. Or just make some custom Hawkeye, shouldn’t be too hard to she thinks. 
“ Now you ready to get your green-colored friend honey?” she asks you and you hand her the plushie along with the two things you want to put inside. She instructs you on the little heart ritual they do and instructs you to make a little wish so it could go in your bear. You giggle at how silly you must be looking right now standing in a store making a wish but it fills your girlfriend's heart with happiness at your excitement. 
“ Is this your first time getting a build a bear dear? She asks you while sewing up the frog plushies for you, which ends up starting a conversation between the two of 2, with Kate nearby listening along. The music above her makes it a bit difficult to hear what she’s saying but it doesn’t stop the two of you from continuing to talk. As she finishes the last of the sewing, the first couple of notes of I loves you always forever by Donna Lewis begin to play from the speaker above. In typical Kate fashion, Kare starts to sing along to the song trying to make you laugh which she succeeds at. 
Kate drags you to the next stage still singing along to the Donna lewis song, with the big amount of clothes they have for the bears. Kate goes to see what avengers outfits they have and decides on the Captain America outfit, then chooses a couple of other pieces of clothing that would look good with the bear. Meanwhile, you are standing by the shirts wondering which one to get, one with a cute dinosaur design or a purple shirt with a rainbow design on it. Both of them would look so cute on the froggy friend of yours but you could only choose one. A couple more minutes and you decide on the rainbow one just to keep it simple. The next time you're here you could purchase the shirt or just order it online but Kate had observed you choosing between the 2 shirts from a distance.  
Kate felt a little sad that you had to choose between the 2 out, she knew that you had to limit the amount of money you spent to save up for college expenses. She didn’t want you to worry and she quietly made her way to where she saw you standing while you were busy wondering what the heck you were gonna name the frog. Kate grabs the dinosaur shirt and hides it so you don’t say anything at all. 
Kate makes her way to the station with the two computers, filled with joy that she figured out what she’ll name the brown stuffed bear while you stand around wondering what name would fit. 
The thing with naming stuffed animals is that you have to choose the right one, one that perfectly fits with whatever stuffed animal you get. Well, at least to you since most of the stuffed animals you have are squishmallows already come with names but will sometimes change if you don’t like them. Kate was the opposite of you and would take a good minute or so to name anything. 
Kate was excited to name her little buddy, excited to name it after her mentor and the person who inspires her all of the time. Hawkeye of course, who else would she name it after. 
“ Kate, are you gonna name the bear after Clint?” You ask her. 
“ Maybe y/n, how about you named yours and I name mine then once we go and pay for them we could see the names that both of us chose,” Kate suggests to you to which you agree and continue to stand in front of the computer, unsure as to what to name your little green friend. More looking at the green friend and your girlfriend smiling like a dork next to you and you finally come up with the perfect name for him, quickly type it in so that the both of you can head to the register to go home with your little buddies.
“ Are both of you paying separately or together,” the employee asks as you both set everything you got on the counter and before you can answer she beats you to it. 
“ We’ll be paying for all of this together,” she says to them. 
“ Kate no I have the money,” You say feeling a bit bad about paying together. 
“ Y/n, I promise that I would love to pay for your stuffed animal,” she says holding your hand,” don’t feel bad about me paying because this is my gift to you”. It takes all of your energy not to cry over her sweet words, or give her the biggest hug in the world but the employee seems like they just want to get this over with. You can give her all the love and kisses after.
“ Katie bear and Little hawk, love the names both of you chose for your stuffed animals,” they say to both of you but fail to notice how much you are trying to hold in your laugh. This is gonna be funny the next time you see any of her Avengers teammates.  
Kate is happy with the name you chose, she feels a bit honored that you named the frog after her. She assumed you definitely would have gone with another name but she’ll take it. Kate pays for the bears, the accessories that you go to put in them, and everything that you got for them but you notice something by her bear as she’s busy having small talk with the employee helping you. It’s the dinosaur t-shirt you had left behind, she must have felt bad that you couldn’t get both of them.
 “ Did the both of you want boxes or are you gonna be carrying them instead?” you get asked and decide on the boxes, excited to be able to have a box to take them. The number of times when you were younger that you’d hear friends talk about how they got to leave the store with the boxes is something you always wanted. 
“ so did you like the date baby? “ Kate asks you as both of you are making your way out of the store. Kate is surprised when you bring her in for a hug but is happy either way. There aren’t enough words right now about how thankful you are for Kate so a hug can show her too.
“ I love you, Kate,” you say to her with your head in her chest, wanting to give her some kisses as well but deciding you can do that when you get home. 
If you were to have told your younger self that your girlfriend would have taken you on a date to build a bear, she would have said you were crazy. But you were lucky to have met Kate Bishop and were always so thankful to have her in your life. Kate Bishop made you the happiest person in the world and you would never trade it for anything else in the world.
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blackwood4stucky · 2 months
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Get To Know Me Tag Game
Tagged by @ellethespaceunicorn
1. Were you named after anyone?
Nah, but my auntie helped my mama come up with my middle name
2. When was the last time you cried?
Two nights ago
3. Do you have kids?
Not yet, gotta get a text back first 🫠
4. What sports do you play/have you played?
Volleyball Babe over here, outside hitter get at me
5. Do you use sarcasm?
Absolutely, it's in my blood
6. What is the first thing you notice about people?
Eyes, then smile, and then how they smell passing me. ONE TIME THIS FINE ASS MAN WALKED PAST ME SMELLING LIKE THE SWEETEST AMBROSIA MIXED WITH FIRE AND I ALMOST COLLAPSED ON THE SIDEWALK.
7. What is your eye color?
Dark brown
8. Scary movies or happy endings?
Por que no los dos? [Why not both?]
9. Any talents?
Falling asleep in less than 10 minutes and inhaling tacos
10. Where were you born?
Wesssst Coaaaast
11. What are your hobbies?
You mean other than reading and writing? Eating my weight in tacos and REAL mac n cheese [get that fake craft shit the fuck outta here]... not necessarily in that order
12. Do you have any pets?
They passed
13. How tall are you?
5'4. Yes, and? I said that shit with my chest, now what?
14. Favorite subject in high school?
Math and History
15. Dream Job?
Novelist
To get to know more about me, check out my sideblog! [please use desktop only]
Tags: @capsicle13, @baubeautyandthegeek, @peyton--warren, @gyokujyn
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Fic 2 rough draft
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**keep in mind these are ROUGH drafts, so you can get a feel of the story, not what's actually going to be posted. It'll be revised and longer.
Anna looked at the time. She frowned when she saw it was nearly midnight. 
‘He should’ve been home by now,’ she thought to herself as she checked for any messages. 
She knew she couldn’t let Sarah stay alone, she was only five, but she needed to get home before the storm got any worse. 
Leaning back into the couch, she closed her eyes, listening to the ticking clock fill the silence. 
Fifteen minutes passed by before she heard the sounds of his boots coming up the porch, the lock clicking as he came in, the dull lamp the only thing illuminating the room. 
“Shit,” he mumbled when he saw her sitting on the couch, “sorry Anna, I got caught up at work.”
She waved a dismissive hand, taking note of how wet his shirt was. The drive home was going to be hell. 
“It’s okay,” she dismissed, “need anything before I head out?” 
He shook his head, sitting on the couch to unlace his boots, the smell of dust and leather filling the air. 
“Just one of Sarah’s stuffed animals,” he said, grabbing it as he placed it behind his head, “they make good pillows.”
Anna let out a small laugh at him. He was right, she frequently used them while Sarah was napping, and even when they played on the floor. 
“There’s chicken in the microwave. Sarah made your plate, so there’s a lot of mac-n-cheese on there,” Anna noted, looking out the window. 
She gave a mental groan. There was no way she was getting home safely in this rain with her broken windshield wipers. 
She weighed her options before going to the kitchen and heating up the food, grabbing Joel a glass of water before setting the food on the coffee table, sitting on the other end of the couch. 
He opened one eye, looking in front of him before sitting up. 
“You didn’t need to do that, Anna,” he said, grabbing the fork. 
Anna shrugged, “I doubt you’ve had dinner yet. It’s not a problem,” she said, “besides, I know you weren’t going to eat if I didn’t.” 
She watched him shake his head, “I thought you were Sarah’s babysitter, not mine.” 
“Can’t babysit a kid whose dad doesn’t eat enough.”
Joel gave her a look. “I eat.” 
“Okay, Mr. Miller,” she said, ending the argument before it started. It was a frequent occurrence of her making sure to remind him of dinner, and taking his lunch he forgets at home so Sarah can visit him. 
“Joel. Please, being a dad already makes me feel old.” 
Anna laughed at his comment, grabbing her phone to check the weather. 
She had another thirty minutes before the rain was supposed to ease. She felt bad taking up space and Joel’s alone time after a long day of work, but she couldn’t get money if she got into an accident. 
“You’re allowed to leave,” he stated, quickly correcting the harsh words, “I mean, it’s late and you have to be back early.” 
“Bad wipers and pouring rain don’t mix. Just need a few minutes for it to ease up, if that’s okay?” 
Joel nodded, leaning back into the couch, closing his eyes as he placed an arm over his eyes. 
She grabbed his plate, taking it to the kitchen to wash it. 
‘If I’m going to intrude, I may as well be useful.’ 
“You don’t have to do the dishes, you’re off the clock.” 
She turned around, seeing Joel leaning against the door frame. 
“I’m intruding on your personal time, I may as well be useful.” 
Turning the water off, she turned to face him, leaning against the counter.
She took the chance to look him over. She knew he was an attractive man, between his job and working out, he kept in good shape, and his face didn’t help with the attraction. 
He cleared his throat, quirking a brow at her. 
“Something on your mind darlin’.”
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The Former Horde Soldiers Discovering New Things part 2: Real food
So as we know, nice things and basic necessities were basically illegal in the Horde, so the Former Horde soldiers grew up only eating ration bars. So the concept of real food is completely strange to all of them at first.
I headcanon that after the war when the Horde disbanded, it took a while for them to get used to real food, and for the first few months, most of them (except for Adora who tried real food almost immediately after meeting Bow and Glimmer) ate bar shaped foods or foods that resembled ration bars as they were pretty nervous of trying new foods (even though ration bars probably taste like utter shit and they can't even be that good for you). But I think the first bit of real food they tried were those dumplings some of the characters ate in one of the season 5 episodes, and slowly the former Horde soldiers begin to get used to real foods.
Although none of them can handle food with the SLIGHTEST bit of spice. They all think salt is spicy. Seeing people put salt or pepper on their food baffles all of the former Horde soldiers. For the first few months at least. I think over time they become more tolerant to spices and herbs.
However, none of them know how to cook. Scorpia tries to, but she mostly ends up burning everything. But she tries and that's all that matters.
They also all eat really quickly, as in the Horde they most likely had to eat their rations quickly before getting back to training or some shit, so for like the first month they're just inhaling the food they get in like a minute flat, and everyone else is like "Oh my ra, please slow down guys, ya food isn't gonna go anywhere-" and once they begin slowing down, they begin enjoying the food, albeit still getting used to food not tasting like nasty stuff.
As for favourite foods they've tried (feel free to give your own headcanons too):
Adora really likes ice cream and her favourite flavour is probably cookies n cream. No specific reason but she just strikes me as a cookies n cream girl.
Scorpia's fave is either stew or mac and cheese. But she HATES leafy greens (which is canon) and is a picky eater overall, as she gets nervous when trying new things. But when she discovers sweets/candy, she is BEDAZZLED. She especially likes cotton candy and the feeling of it melting in her mouth, so Perfuma always buys her lil buckets of cotton candy, but Scorpia has to be very careful when picking out the cotton candy with her big claws, and she needs to have it little by little, as her tastebuds aren't used to sweet things in large quantities. (I thank my friend @spam-t0n for this headcanon.)
Catra for some reason really likes cheese. Just cheese on its own, like she'll just eat from a bag of shredded/grated cheese like it's nobody's business. But she REFUSES to touch a carrot, let alone eat one.
"But Catra they're good for you-"
"Does it look like I give a shit? I survived a fucking WAR, I think I can live without those orange death sticks."
Kyle likes pineapple on pizza, the poor fuck. (No hate to pineapple on pizza or people who like it, I myself am pretty neutral on the debate on whether it should be a thing)
I feel like Lonnie would like tacos. I dunno I can just imagine her enjoying tacos but getting mildly annoyed when they fall apart.
Rogelio, being a lizard, would probably be okay with eating bugs, but I read a fanfic where he liked chocolate-covered crickets. Whatever floats your boat Rogelio.
Huntara (cause she used to be a Horde soldier too) has probably been living off of bugs and survival food due to living in the Crimson Waste, but I can imagine she likes the taste of honey cause I read a fanfic about it once.
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Side note, because my OC Teddy is good at cooking and baking, I can imagine, when they eventually become comfortable around them, (as Teddy is a very shy person and it usually takes them a while to come around) Teddy begins making breakfast for the former Horde soldiers sometimes. Most likely homemade waffles and fresh fruit, and it becomes sort of a weekly thing.
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sgcairo · 1 year
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Since Irnes is the only clone that knows how to cook i imagine he precooks a lot of food and freezes it. It's probably very useful to just have a bunch of food ready so whenever someone is hungry they just pull something out, heat it up(and try their best not to set it on fire) and badda bing badda boom it's done
I think he'd also have an amazing stovetop mac n cheese recipe. Prime would be overworked out of his mind and Irnes just shows up with a big bowl of mac n cheese, topped with toasted breadcrumbs. Dottore nearly chokes trying to eat all of it at once.
His trick is adding those cheap american cheese esque pre sliced cheese slices. They have a bunch of imulsifiers that help the sauce get smooth as hell and also help in not harden after 5 minutes.
If anyone knows how to cook, it's Irnes. Though he needs help for the speedy bits, cooking large meals with one arm is a bit of a hassle, especially while guarding his knives against the clones that want shiny pokey things.
He might not know Mac and cheese by the book, but he makes killer Pelmeni and baozi, from his time in the Snezhnayan countryside and Liyue respectively. The other clones have taught him, but it's always a strange variation of it that he serves, which is arguably better or worse depending on who you ask. More cheese than noodle, in the eloquent words of Earl.
Irnes' special dish would definitely be Pelmeni, though. With a boost on Pyro damage, for the little pyromaniac gremlins that steal them behind his back.
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