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based on that scene in world tour where poppy nuzzled the firefly. i was like "hmmm.. what if creek.... did that to floyd.." and then i blacked out and woke up to this
still obsessed with the concept of people in-universe figuring out what the FUCK is going on with kenstewy. the countless tweets with cuntiest images of stewy captioned "this is the guy kendall roy is dating. what's your excuse?". then the quotes being filled with pics of young kendall and people going "no no no you don't get it they met in COLLEGE. I understand". new people going "well this guy is probably only dating him for the money" before someone inevitably comes out to a) explain that they have HISTORY b) describe all of stewy's corporate crimes, in detail. the videos of them violently making out while high as fuck going viral with captions like "imagine being kendall roy's ex wife" and THOSE tweets getting quote-tweeted with photos from kendall's wedding someone dug up where stewy is very clearly shown to be best man... and of course all of the "guess what happened to logan when he found out" memes. so much comedic potential