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Many times I feel like the sad fish you 'buy for a child because its low maintenance', stop doing that
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Remember folks, it’s not about what you can do for your cult leader, it’s about what your cult leader can do for you (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
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Turn on "prevent third-party sharing" in your settings!
Go into your settings, click on your blog name, scroll down and enable "prevent third-party sharing". I'm gonna be honest, I question how much/if this even prevents any AI bullshit, but do it just in case anyway.
Edit: On Mobile it's the Settings Gear, Visibility, Prevent third-party sharing.
You have to turn that on for all your blogs separately.
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Aftercare is so sexy.
Aftercare is so sexy.
Aftercare is so sexy.
Aftercare is so sexy.
Aftercare is so sexy.
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this pic goes hard, feel free to screenshit 👍
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Stay winning <3
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Satoru booped Suguru and isnt letting him boop back (insufferable evil brat : [infinity mode])
Bonus: Catoru
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If i had a nickel for every time there was a sad bisexual lowkey (or highkey) explosive whiteboy human wizard etc etc
The similarities are v superficial but it's still funny to me xdd
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"Hey constantine, who's that?" Someone asks and Connie looks down at Danny, blue eyes staring back at him.
"My coworker."
"He's my dad."
"What?"
"What."
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Who knew John Constantine would gain a ward, one being such a little mischievous bastard with bright eyes and good heart.
He certainly didn't.
Nor did he expect the stabby Robin to get into a heated argument with his ward, gesturing to his form next to Batman and spit venom.
"But‐ Damian! Look at him! I can fix him!" Danny argues back and Robin, so done with this, rips his mask off and—
Oh.
They have the same face.
Connie looks at Batman, nervous what the reveal will change.
("I don't care if you can 'fix' him, danyal! Return to Father, to me!")
Batman stares back.
("Connie is dad shaped! I chose him myself, damian! Leave me and my choice alone!")
The day will only get longer, it seems.
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Dealer: j got this new strain 💯 it’s called, “thanergy link to your daughters longsword” 😳🔥 gonna be blitzed off your titz
Me: whatever man I don’t feel shit
5 minutes later: dude I swear I saw some bitch in a hazmat suit at the bottom of that glass coffin
My girl Harrow, pacing: the eggs you gave me all died and you lied to me
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I get brat vibes from 1998 Vash (≧∇≦)/
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Me, before playing bg3: I don't know if I'm gonna like that Astarion guy, he seems like a pompous prick
Astarion:
Me now:
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saw that one pic of Trisha Paytas and Gabbie Hana and went "THAT'S THEMMMMM"
my favorite brand of these two is The Collector just harassing Belos LOL
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Mulder and Scully on their illegal shit
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late to the party but barbie meme ft. arthur and sadie
plus bonus sadie doodles 🤲 :
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