#and the amount of material there... insane

[subskz]

Hey! New anon here, I was wondering if you could write a quick smut on making sub ot8 skz squirt? Dom!fem reader is preferred please<3

(I LOVE YOUR WORK!)

hihi, welcome! ^_^ i’ve actually written fics abt this for chan, lino, and felix which you can read here!! i also just finished writing one for binnie, it’ll be up soon 🙏 i might eventually write abt the rest of the boys squirting but for now here’s a quick thought abt hyune since i have an idea for him~

and thank you so much, i’m happy you enjoy it! <3

i can see hyune being interested in trying gauze stimulation (where you soak gauze in lube/lotion and rub it along his glans to create a pleasurable friction) he’s a little bit of a masochist and his body is super reactive, so he’d be curious to know what it feels like to have the rough material dragging along a spot as sensitive as the head of his dick. and as exepcted he’s insanely weak for it. the moment you drape the cloth over his tip and start rolling it with your palm he’s gasping so loud, throwing his hand over his mouth and trying not to shrink away from the new sensation bc it feels so good—too good, he can’t take more than a little bit at a time. it gets harder for him to control his body the more the stimulation builds up and before you know it, he’s writhing in the sheets, trying to escape from the gauze and rut into it at the same time. he’d go extra crazy if you spread out the fabric as thin as possible and pulled it back and forth directly over his tip. the pleasure is so intense it aches, the contrast of the rough fibers and slick lube creates the perfect amount of discomfort and relief to make him absolutely dizzy

we all know how vocal hyune is so you’d be in for a show of loud, filthy moan after moan that he can’t even think to be embarrassed abt in the moment. he just throws his head back against the pillows and lets himself get swallowed up by the feeling. when he’s close, his moans get more and more broken until he’s whimpering with every drag of ur hand, maybe even tearing up bc he’s so overwhelmed and the pleasure just keeps coming. all he can manage to get out is “please, please, please” but poor hyune doesn’t even know whether he’s begging you to let him cum or begging you to slow down so he’ll last longer. in the back of his hazy mind he registers that the coil tightening in his abdomen feels a lot stronger than usual, and he tries to warn you that something’s coming, but it just comes out as another slurred whine when he’s this breathless and disoriented with a mouth full of drool. his hips stutter into the gauze and he cums hard, so hard that the fluid spurts through the material and completely drenches it with his release

you can see his stomach muscles clenching in a wild rhythm, and the sob he lets out makes your spine tingle, so high-pitched and shaky like borderline scream because he’s never felt something so intense before. it’s a super passionate reaction even by hyune’s standards. he’s way too dazed to realize what’s happened at first, he lies there panting beautifully in a wreck of what he thinks is just his own sweat and cum in the bunched up sheets, but as you pull the soaked gauze off his dick you realize that was not a normal orgasm. he flinches when he feels a few drops dribble down his hypersensitive cock and thighs, and when he blinks his dreamy eyes open he sees you holding up the dripping cloth to show him the mess he made. he gives a full-body shudder when you squeeze out the gauze and splatter his release all over his chest and stomach like your own personal canvas <3

poor baby would be a little to exhausted to even feel ashamed abt what he just did in the moment, but once he comes back to his senses he’s a humiliated mess. you can’t bring it up around him for days afterwards bc he’d immediately go beet red and put his head in his hands with a cute, mortified groan until you stop teasing him. but make no mistake he loved every bit of it, just remembering the instance gets heat pooling in his abdomen. he would become a little obsessed with trying to squirt again afterwards, it makes his heart flutter like nothing else to know that you can have that effect on his body and make him cum in ways he didn’t even know he was capable of. he falls deep into subspace when it happens and there’s always such a cute disconnect in how filthy he gets for you vs. how shy is abt it later

#ask #💌 hyunie

[sidsinning]

Taking this as a sign Lucifer will be living at the hotel from now on (bless)

The problem Alastor had with him in Dad Beat Dad, Lucifer being more powerful and able to provide for the hotel in his place, might come back potentially in even worse condition?

Because what Alastor had over him was actively supporting Charlie's dreams and doing whatever he could for her to achieve them despite his ulterior motives, and being a strange source of emotional comfort for her with mentoring her through her issues at the same time- being the only one who could fill the position as her provider at the very least

But now Lucifer is moving in, AND has finally stepped up as the dad that's going to support her both in the materialistic sense and now as a major source of emotional support she's always wanted from him and only him specifically

One thing I think makes a difference between them is most definitely Alastor's charisma and ability to manipulate people into doing what he wants for the hotel's benefit, and just teaching her more about hell and making connections- is infinitely stronger than Lucifer's, who is usually honest about his feelings and has been socially stunted for awhile, isolating himself since his depression started developing after losing his family for years

Idk if they're going to explore this in the newest season,,,which I am assuming will receive the same short time span of 8 episodes 💀

#hazbin hotel #alastor #lucifer morningstar #charlie morningstar #sidrabbles #if you couldnt tell #they're my top 2 fav characters #and despite me posting an insane amount of luci material #i rlly cannot decide who is my fav between the two

[hannie-dul-set]

saw a tweet of someone getting hit by a porsche and being a little too happy about it bcs they got 10k as compensation and.......now i have a new ricky wip.

#i have 2 exams tomorrow i shouldn't be thinking about this but i am!!!! #also. one of the parcels from my stressed induced online shopping session the other day is arriving today. #this was supposed to my post-finals reward but it's arriving way before said finals 😭😭 #had a grant total of 1.5hrs of sleep today!!! can't wait to have the same amount of sleep later!!!! #reviewing 17 chapters worth of study material in one day bcs my profs r insane... i love my major i love my major i love my major

[the-cookie-of-doom]

Y’all last night was insane. I felt so hot, getting to Dommy mommy it up. I got whipped!! By a professional dom!! At a fetish club!!! Got hit on by a bunch of people, made out with two different guys (wtf???) and had an all around incredibly slutty and wonderful time. 10/10 this was spiritually healing.

#cookie speaks #like #I never got to have a ho phase #no hit girl summer #nothing #I’ve never been the girl that gets attention like this #people don’t hit on me #I didn’t date until I was 21 and even then I only met my ex through a dating app #like this is insane #first time I’ve ever done something like this #a guy asked if I wanted to go fuck in the bathroom??? #I said no but like #WHAT!! #the amount of fantasy material I checked off my list last night #hot damn #I can’t wait for this weeks therapy

[alistairian]

Stressed all yesterday cuz I forgot to do an assignment that was due today but now classes got canceled and I have an extra week to do it ❤️

#note to self: do NOT sign up for 2 lab+lecture courses in the same semester #particularly when one of those courses ends up being mostly self-directed #speaking of which I keep hearing over and over that bio112 is super hard and there's an insane amount of content #and the prof's lecture slides are just.. definitions and terminology... which she doesn't expand on at all in lecture #which she calls a guide to what is relevent in the textbook #and she keeps saying there's too much info to cover! i will not be covering all of it! #like ok then give us the meat! it takes 3 seconds to google a word give us the bigger picture! #bio111 was way more involved and interactive and involved more complicated material imo #idk i guess from a medstudent perspective phylogeny is difficult and pointless but I like it 🤷‍♂️

[cheekblush]

it's been A WEEK

#hello everyone yes i'm still alive but at what cost? 😭 #i am absolutely EXHAUSTED #survived 2 practical & one written exam this week but one of the practical exams went horribly 😭 #it was microscopy & i just suck at that i never see what you're supposed to be seeing 😭😭😭 #and you can't study for it either bc either you recognize what you see under the microscope or you don't & unfortunately i don't 😭😭😭 #we're even allowed to use books & our own sketches but i still got it wrong 🙃 #i was so busy this week i didn't even have time to reblog cute posts about march... school is getting in the way of me being a tumblrina 🙄 #and rn i'm supposed to be studying as well bc i have one of the most difficult exams in a few days but i have an excruciating migraine 🤕 #yesterday i didn't study either bc it was my dad's birthday & we celebrated a little with our family & now i feel guilty for it 😞 #i honestly have no idea when & how i'm supposed learn & remember ALL of this material bc it's simply an insane amount #please pray for me that i'll pass this exam idec about the grade anymore i just want to pass that's how desperate i am 😭😭😭😭 #let's hope the ibuprofen i took kicks in soon so i can get at least a little studying done today 😕 #i wish i could just hibernate through the next few weeks i am drained 😣 #☁️

[kordbot]

My personal take on Fuff is like. He’s genuinely a good strategist and general. When you fight him he positions himself at the back not because he’s a coward, but because it’s easier to coordinate a battle and issue orders when you aren’t up in the thick of it and have no idea of the bigger picture. On top of that his moves largely revolve around buffing others, which is another indication that he’s a very effective leader, if not perhaps the most inspiring. But at the same time he’s also the kinda guy would manage to burn water if he ever tried to cook.

Also he’s autistic

you see, I can't disagree with anything you just said. my interpretation is pretty similar to what you described and imo the problem isn't that he's Stupid. or that he could do dumb shit. it's that to be a himbo you need to be Kind. and he is really truly NOT a kind person

(though I really Do think he's a coward - the two times you fight him he's either behind his soldiers or in a tank. yes, it's the question of strategy too, but I really think it's an indicator of cowardice as well)

have some thoughts I shared with my friends on discord to better show what I mean

I don't mean that he's not stupid or silly or incompetent at some stuff. I just mean that the fandom's interpretation mostly revolves around him being a lovely silly and kind guy. and he's Not one. he's cruel, he's Awful as a commanding officer (despite being really good at it) and he literally calls himself a "Crusher of Rebellions". Fuff is a silly villain and that is also what made me fall in love with him as a character but his silliness isn't all that there's to him. he is, after all, a military man who does not hesitate to kill innocent bugs, directly or indirectly. he's not a kind silly lovely himbo who becomes everyone's friend the millisecond he's not being mind controlled anymore. but maybe, judging by the takes and opinions in this fandom, that's too complex of an interpretation to be popular. that's all, thank you for your time

#sorry if i sound mean or sth but i just woke up lmao #im so glad i left the fandom bc i would've probably gone insane if i stayed there for longer #its way too amatonormative for me. why is everyone so obsessed with shipping???? #i have my Other issues too but i think as a romance averse person i just felt really sick in there with the amount of shipping going on #but Yeah. as a former Fuff Guy and main supplier of fuff content for a while i think i get to share my interpretation of the character #some people need to understand how detached the way they see him is from the source material #well that was long. #bug fables #fuck it im tagging it ig

[luckycheesefoodie321]

Luffy being THE MOST excited when Sanji said he would join up XD

It was so damn charming. And y’all were right. Sanji really has been looking at Luffy with love in his eyes.

Also Luffy being the most devastated with Zoro injured. Y’all ZoLu stands being fed muchly.

Baratie arc definitely had the most changes done to it so far. They shed a lot of Sanji’s introduction in favour of getting Nami’s arc going. Which makes sense because we all know Sanji has his Moment much later in Whole Cake, but I loved Baratie so much bc it was about two people who faced a trauma together and built themselves from the ground up and it was only ever with love that Zeff was so hard on Sanji. And Baratie became a home for similar pirates who all had love for Sanji bc they could all see his potential and his future and knew his talent was being wasted. So they treat him like he’s a beginner chef that has no place at Baratie to push him out the door but in the end Sanji hears how much they love his cooking and feels so validated by it. Rather than it being about Sanji being super fancy with his meals and being stifled by that.

And not to say that the Baratie LA version doesn’t hold a lot of that core message, but you could never have Whole Cake without Baratie yknow? Know who Sanji became before you know how he got there.

And they still the big tearful farewell with Zeff and it makes sense for the LA and I did enjoy it but I would’ve loved him to do the dogeza thank you. One of my favourite Sanji moments. Because he reciprocates that gratitude and love back in the most respectful sense (especially after all he does is cuss out Zeff and the other cooks).

All that said, I still enjoyed the LA Baratie arc. It still kept a lot of the core themes from the source material while still holding its own within the story that surrounded it. I like that they’ve pulled back Sanji to really what he was in the beginning. Yes he’s a lady-dazed fool but he was very grounded and charming and cool in the beginning. It was only later that he started to lose his mind over women.

The only thing I have is that Mihawk was like “oh Luffy is interesting and I wanna see what he can do” which didn’t feel earned yet. His major interaction was with Zoro and he had a maybe 1 minute conversation with Luffy. And suddenly he’s like “oh this kid might get the one piece so it’s worth it to antagonise the marines who sent me after him”.

That part felt a little fast and loose. In the source material, Luffy had defeated Don Krieg and he had held back anyone from interfering with Zoro’s fight and he had allowed Gin to leave with Don Krieg. Mihawk took all that in mind and then left Zoro and Luffy alone. Here, Luffy was sidelined a lot. If Mihawk had been present for Luffy’s fight with Arlong, then I could probably understand his line of thinking.

So yeah.

#one piece #one piece live action #I’m trying to balance comparing it to the OG and understanding that an LA is an adaptation #an adaptation greenlit by its creator nonetheless! #but I’m not here to say it’s perfect or villainise either #I think it’s the best LA adaptation we’ve gotten #and one of the most impossible anime’s to adapt as well #the amount of doubters when this was first announced was insane and I was definitely one of them #but it has proven to be very full of heart and sincerely made and quite well executed #but like any media there are bound to be faults and I’m not gonna hold back if I see them #some of these faults will inevitably be ‘on the manga/anime did it better’ ! #bc how can I not when the source material is right there #but I’m also taking it at face value as a media for consumption #spoilers #manga #anime

[likeadevils]

DELICATE TAYLORS VERSION OMG SHE RECORDED IT ALREADY???? LITERALLY WHEN???

I LOOK AWAY FOR TWO MINUTES?????

#asks* #i would guess that’s why she’s been in the studio literally every week like clockwork #like don’t get me wrong i’m sure she’s been recording new material as well #but this amount of new material would be insane even by her standards

[fuckyou-saidtheraven]

Intellectually I know that the cgi budget of HDM s3 has to be spread out very carefully in order to accommodate everything that happens in the third book. I remember having a lot of concerns about the budget for a potential s3 way back when the show first aired seeing the general lack of dæmons walking around due to the budget constraints of animating them all + the witches, the bears, and the arctic scenes. And there’s a lot that happens in the Amber Spyglass that needs cgi to pull off properly. Ergo, i understand that they have to manage their budget carefully, prioritize things where they can, and know where to cut things out where necessary.

However I am still very put out by the fact that the dragonflies don’t seem to be in the series.

#original post #fandom #his dark materials #the amber spyglass #paragraphs in the tags #im actually sad we won't get to see the dragonflies in live action i loved them so much #while i do have mixed feelings about the fact that the gallivespians can apparently fly on their own now a la the witches #i have no doubt that the final season's going to be great and in the grand scheme of things this won't amount for much #and tbf the stuff from the trailer does look awesome!! #the intention craft especially looks as weirdly janky yet smooth and elegant as i'd always hoped it would!! #the angels look absolutely insane and the harpies are great! #the locations also look very 👀👀👀 #alsoalso im really glad we're actually getting the gallivespians at all this season #last i checked in with the series was a while back and i was really worried they'd end up being cut #so this is still a lot more than i thought there'd be #still‚‚‚ i'll miss the funky big bugs so much

[ossifer-bones]

i gauge how good fanfiction is based on a scale of how mad it makes me that it isn't an actual part of the source material

#sometimes you see fic authors showing such care when it comes to consistency and characterisation #doing insane amounts of research #justifying and exploring characters' motivations #establishing details well in advance #and then you get to the source material and it's like wildly ooc fanfiction by comparison #(you could argue this is partially due to fanon interpretations of characters drifting from canon in the process of becoming more realised) #(but we're not paying attention to that rn shhh)

[wygolvillage]

VERY good thrifting expedition today

#the great treasure of today: a cute dress i miraculously found in the plus size section thats black on top and is this dark red satin #material beneath the waist with swirls and flowers sewn in black on the hem #its beautiful and fits me perfectly. shows a tasteful amount of cleavage. its sooooo cute #i also got a couple black shirts two skirts some like. wrist-to-middle finger bracelet chain things with spider pendants on them #hard to describe but basically it goes over my hand and it looks cool. i got two of them for Symmetry reasons #and a grey and black houndstooth pattern pair of pants which looks quite nice #i was hoping to get more pants today but its kinda hard to find ones that fit me right secondhand #i have wide hips but short legs so like.... you know. The Struggle. #oh yeah and i got two black jackety overcoaty things they look nice #but the dress was definitely the highlight of today its soooo me #my mom didnt think it would fit me but it was PERFECT. insane. what are the odds #this was also my first driving expedition since i passed the test!!!! exciting

[kingdomoftyto]

So this little... art project? Worldbuilding exercise?? I don't even know how to categorize it. But it's definitely one of the weirdest fucking things I've ever come across, and I mean that with both disgust and immense affection

The video I linked gives a fairly comprehensive look at it, but a quick tl;dw is that it's a huge collection of historical, promotional, and educational materials about a fictional National Park built around the discovery of an unimaginably huge "superorganism" buried beneath the Texas countryside. The park has a visitor center on the surface, but the vast majority of it is contained INSIDE THE ORGANISM'S BODY. Popular points of interest include a resort with windows overlooking a "Gastric Sea", a set of bathhouses inside the creature's endocrine glands, and hiking trails through an undisturbed "forest" of bronchial tubes.

It's horrifying. It's absurd. It's revolting. It's HILARIOUS.

And don't forget to check out the originals at @mysteryfleshpit

#Mystery Flesh Pit #video #horror/ #cosmic horror/ #gore/ #the amount of detail in this is frankly INSANE and honestly is just as impressive (and funny) as the worldbuilding itself #the RANGE of materials here from the technical diagrams to the edu-tainment for kids pamphlets is incredible #and it all manages to ride this fine line where--despite being patently absurd on a biological/anatomical standpoint-- #it is still somehow made out to be plausible ENOUGH that it doesn't irreparably break the immersion #(the ONE thing that I think goes too far is the ''compound surface fauna'' but that's such a tiny side-detail in the scheme of things) #(and maybe that's just my personal preference for sci-fi pseudobiology because I guess it's not any more ridiculous than the rest of it lol #...I feel like this post needs more content warning tags but I don't even know where to begin lmfao

[lovebirdgames]

first game of the season was last night and it reminded me how hyped i am for this game(we won 7-63)

will we get any scenes or dialogue from outside of band camp and into the real season?

Wooooooo nice! Hope you keep that momentum going all the way to the championships!

Not much, the bulk of the story is at band camp.

#ask bcb #which means we've only taken a bite out of the insane amount of marching band material that exists

[artisdrama]

whenever people ask me vegaspete questions i feel so happy :’) i created this side blog to rant about vegaspete alone but people keep following me. thank you so much for bearing with me and my hyperfixation

#rant #it's like when people read your fanfiction and leave cute comments #it always tears me up #y'all are gonna have to DEAL with me during the next four episodes because the amount of material to analyse is gonna be insane