#and that was fun

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Having an Almost Lucid dream is ~~Weird~~

The other night I was dreaming, and I realized I was in a dream because I remembered: "Oh, yeah. Things do not have object permanence, here. That's why the thing I need changed into something else when I put it down."

But then, the Dream Plot required that I understand and follow instructions over the phone, but the voice on the other end sounded garbled. I almost put the phone on speaker and was going to ask the person sitting next to me if she could make it out. But then I realized, because there's no object permanence, even if the one on the other end repeated the instructions exactly (they wouldn't), the person next to me wouldn't hear the same thing, anyway.

And I awoke, slightly amused and frustrated by my own brain

#dreams #lucid dreaming #(kinda) #at least it was Doctor Who themed #and that was fun

[sissytobitch10seconds]

How would we feel if I started making and posting memes every pre-upload day to advertise my fics?

#i did it for it will come back #and that was fun #so i might do it again #mostly because the new gothbee fic i'm writing has good potential for memes #sissy writes too much

[moldhoney]

I changed sizes recently at the same time as my good friend and we switched pants with each other, like I gave them all of my cool pants and they gave me theirs. We changed sizes again and gave each other our original pants back. I lvoe this

#I'm really excited to see my green pants again #and that was fun #peac and love forever

[rxttenfish]

am currently being humored by how over the course of their friendship to relationship, aaravi goes from EXTREMELY easy to fluster to much harder to fluster, while miranda goes from impossible to fluster to SO easy to fluster aaravi wouldnt even need a weapon to put her in the ground

#all the care guide says is 'biomass' #miravi.txt #on one hand aaravi adjusts and like. its open. they are very openly in a relationship. #miranda is very openly and deeply in love with her #and sure she still hits those tsundere notes but like. having it be something that aaravi expects #definitely helps her be harder to fluster #meanwhile miranda is the opposite and being unable to obscure her feelings and deny they exist #makes her SO easily flustered and stumbles over her words when aaravi wants her to #IT DOES NOT HELP THAT AARAVI HAS LEARNED ALL OF HER WEAKNESSES TOO #(to which aaravi enjoys because. HAH. SHE'S THE BEST AT THIS FLIRTING THING. SMUG!!!!) #there was a point in the middle where they were equally as fluster-able #and that was FUN #as they just. kept stumbling over each other. awkward and adorable.

[iamthecomet]

i used to have a disposable vape w a silicone tip and let me just say it did wonderful things for my oral fixation

unfortunately it died very quickly

-🌙

Oh my god. That sounds HEAVENLY. And the only reason I don't smoke is because I know if I start my oral fixation will never, ever let me stop.

#comet comments #moony #but the urge is REAL #one of my friends had a vape for a while #and THAT was fun #she'd just hand it to me whenever she used it #I never even had to ask

[ss-trashboat]

thank you youtube for having the entrances. i've had my serotonin fix for today. see y'all tomorrow for art adventures ~

#trashy yells #wrasslin yells #i just. love them so much #completely forgot no surrender was tonight so watched that with pals #and that was fun #and then the bois #beloved bois #they did so good i cri #this was what i needed #just a fun time with wrestling after a work week from hell #ace better answer me tho i need to know what was on his head #if that fucker actually got his head tattooed #and tweeted kyle that he indeed looked thicc on tv #cause someone had to and i guess that's my schtick #how are these two not sick of my shit #anyways i'm gonna go pass out night ily guys <33

[free-my-boy-grumbot]

forgive me for being a little stressed about hermitcraft becoming more popular it’s because i’m having mumbo withdrawals

#i’m scared it’s gonna do that thing fandoms do #where more people joining fucks up the fandom #but i think it will be fine #like last time i was stressed about hc’s collapse #was during the moon saga #and that was fun #hermitcraft #mcyt #hermitcraft season 9

[twelvegrimmyplace]

Had a personal training session today and was v scared I might die bc I haven’t worked out in several years but it was actually so enjoyable and I remembered why I love going to the gym. Hate that workout endorphins are in fact not a scam!

#i mean I am utterly exhausted but the trainer rly listened to me and gave me a good routine I can handle #and that was fun #i am an idiot tjo bc I have to leave in a few hours to see haim and I will be hobbling around msg #personal

[nothisislyra]

need a carly rae jepsen the loneliest time listening party

#i went to a midnights listening party the night these albums came out #and that was fun #but this album just fuckin' DOES IT for me #the loneliest time #crj #lyra musicblogging

[richkidcityfriends]

please do not under any circumstances think this is anything other than a riverdance hate blog

#!!im joking!! #kind of #but i Do Not Like it #its the ARMS i cannot deal with the ARMS #like stop it put those down #you are not lost at sea waving for attention #you are not a small child reaching for something on a high shelf #you are not dices weird aunt with two broken arms in sam and cat #in fact there is nothing wrong with your arms!! #so there is no reason for them to be anywhere other than BY YOUR SIDE #the damage riverdance has done to sensible arms everywhere is irreparable #okay so fine i have next to no actual moral opposition #so if you like it idc please feel no need to stop #but people keep figure skating to it and its reigniting my fury #although i did do a (sensibly armed) version of reel around the sun once #and that was fun

[its-yashas-strong-arms]

FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now

#give us pets! give us pets! #lots of other suggestions too #i was randomly selected to be a tester apparently so i might get to do an interview and user test some shit too whichll be fun

[batshit-auspol]

For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.

Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.

Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:

violence:

drinking their own urine:

or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.

Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.

This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.

That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.

Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.

You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.

Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.

The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".

And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.

#australia #batshit #fun facts

[anartificialsatellite]

The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

#it's hard sometimes not to be embarrassed when people tell you you should be and im still working on it #but life is so much more fun that way

[brightlotusmoon]

#humans are a fun species #good for them #master splinter would approve #for the city #humans will always make gods out of the absurd

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

#it is hell on earth out here #got like 6 different rejection emails today #so much fun /sarcasm #job hunting

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot #also like. #it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony #EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain