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#and that music in the middle of the night when its dark is HELLA creepy
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And the creeeeeepiest sound in alllll the world,
is the ice cream truck after dark!
Is the ice cream truck, long after darrrrrkkk! 
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aumonstax · 5 years
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Badboy!Wonho - Part 2
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So you’ve been at school for a couple of days now and nothing eventful happened other than Minhyuk making an effort to talk to you in between classes
You just kind of blended in and did your own thing at lunch, you found a spot around the back side of the school under a tree to hang out alone and listen to music, and no one bothered you
So it was the evening of your 4th day at this new school, just a normal Thursday night and you’re trying to do homework but tHEN
…Wonho climbs in through your window…
And you’re like “?? um wtf”
He claims he needed help with his homework
“wow thats not creepy, how do you know where I live and why the f did you not go to the front door, hmm ?”
He claims he’s scared of your dad because he’s gonna judge him and you think he’s kind of nuts but you go to school together and he’s friends with Minhyuk so you decide to give him a shot
While questioning your sanity, you just go along with it and tell him to get out his books so you can help him with his homework
Turns out he didn’t even have a backpack with him…. so … great start
If anyone asked, you couldn’t explain why but instead of sending him away you hang out that night and even though he doesn’t talk much you feel like you got to know him better
You chilled out listening to music together and it just felt so comfortable, like you’d known him forever.
He stays on your bed with you until you fall asleep then he crashes on the floor with an extra blanket.
You wake up in the night and see him on the floor and think it’s sweet and take note that he didn’t try to sleep in your bed
Maybe the ‘badboy’ isn’t so bad?
The next day at school its like last night never happened and he’s back to not talking to anyone other than his crew.
And it leaves you wondering whether or not you expected him to suddenly act like you guys were friends because you hung out one time
Minhyuk comes over to talk to you before class again and fishes to see whats going on because he noticed you staring at wonho now when before it was the other way around.
You don’t tell him what happened the night before for some reason and just brush it off saying you didn’t get much sleep last night.
He goes back to his friends, Kihyun asks why you look so down and Minhyuk tells him that you said you didn’t sleep much
Wonho hears it and tries not to laugh because he knows for a fact you slept well, except for that one minute where you woke up and looked over at him, you were 100% passed out.
So he looks at you curious to why you look so down, you make eye contact for a minute but you’re the one to break it.
That night, he comes back to your window again and you’re like “wtf dude is this a routine now like.. what is happening?”
But you just kind of let it go and hang out with him because he’s really easy to talk to and you realize he’s a lot nicer than a lot of the rumours you hear about him.
plus it helps that he’s really hot but you’re gonna pretend you didn’t think that for your own sanity’s sake with him sitting so close to you on the bed you need to convince yourself you don’t wanna climb him like a treeanyway
Initially you were scared off because he looks like an intimidating dude with the silver-blond and blue hair, and the cold uncaring look in his eyes at school plus the rumours didn’t help
But the warmth you see in him when you’re alone draws you into him, and makes you wonder whats really going on. His smile is like a beacon of light in the middle of winter and you’re sweating
The next few days carry on the same way; with you guys hanging out in your room, not really talking in school but Minhyuk and Kihyun hanging out with you, sitting on your desk and talking in between classes occasionally.
It kind of bums you out and you start to wonder whats going on like is he embarrassed to be seen with you in school?
Why would he basically act like you don’t exist until you’re alone and then all of a sudden it’s like you’re best friends?
The next night when he comes over and you’re dead silent, he’s like … what’s wrong…?
which is different because he’s usually not that talkative and let’s you do most of the talking.
Because he’s quiet and brooding and mysterious and DEFINITELY not because he loves the sound of your voice
You basically explode on him like “why is it we only ever hang out in my room and you basically act like I don’t exist at school ??”
He sighs and sits down and just says sorry.
You ask him to explain why he acts the way he does and he just says it’s complicated.
You tell him you’re surely not that stupid and you’ll get the idea if he would care to explain…
And he just tells you it’s not really safe for him to be openly friends with you, and that’s why he sneaks into your house through your bedroom window and not through the front door like a normal person
“and you’re a really sweet girl, and I enjoy spending time with you but I just don’t want you to get involved with my life too much, because as many rumours as people make up about me… there’s still some truth to it so you’re better off not being affiliated with someone like me.”
And he’s looking at the floor, wringing his hands.
After that you kind of let it go, you still have questions but that felt like it was a lot for him to open up about at once so you give him a break because from what you’ve seen of him he’s not much of a sharer.
You didn’t want to push it in case you pushed him away and,, you were just starting to get used to having him around.
You spend the rest of the night just chilling and listening to music with him and talking about your life, hoping to lighten the mood
Also because he wanted to know more about you and so you decided to share a bit, and complain about the struggles you had/have growing up with one parent and how you wished you had a dynamic like his with friends that you’d known your whole life, and admitted to him that you were envious.
He doesn’t stay this time.
He leaves in the night just after you’ve fallen asleep and goes to deal with some business.
You see him at school the next day and he has a few cuts and scrapes across his knuckles so you’re like ‘wtf when did that happen…’
You wanted to go up and ask him but you remembered what he said about keeping you away from the trouble in his life so you just sit there wondering what happened…
Until Kihyun comes over with snacks to share, knowing you probably didn’t have breakfast, and says hi
And then you take it as your chance to ask what happened and he shrugs it off like ‘idk the details but someone owed him money and he was getting impatient’
and you’re like ‘what,, the hell.. he never told me that he beat people up ??’ and shit, you just thought that he was dealing drugs or something.
You never took him as a violent person, no matter what other people said about him none of them actually knew him… but you did.. and then you started to see him differently after it hit you that you didn’t know him as well as you thought. Or that he’d led you to believe.
Realistically you couldn’t have known him that well after like what a week? 2 weeks?
So you decided to step back a bit and remind yourself that what he did, or didn’t do, wasn’t your business and you had no obligation to him.
After all it’s not like he was your boyfriend
That night was different.
He knew something was wrong when he stopped by your house but all the lights were out,
Strange… maybe you were in the bathroom and just didn’t turn your bedroom light on.
He climbs up anyway and goes to open the window… but it’s locked… and the curtains are closed… did something happen ?
In the past 2 weeks of you hanging out he couldn’t recall you’d ever locked your window, plus it was only a little after 10pm
He couldn’t remember doing anything the night before that would have made you mad at him,
But did he say something wrong ?
Or was it because he didn’t stay the night?
He decided to just hang out in your tree for a little bit, he’d climbed all the way up there and had nothing else to do so he may as well just chill.
After about 30 minutes of him sitting in the branches with his eyes shut, just taking in how peaceful that moment was … your bedroom light turned on, and he jolted up because he wanted to know what was going on
So he knocked on the window a couple of times  …nothing..
So he waited a minute and knocked again, louder this time
Heard a shuffle like feet across your rug and then the curtain opened.
You looked pissed.
He knocked again, eyebrows raised in question and you open the window and you’re like
‘what the fuck are you doing just hanging out here?’
And he’s swinging his legs like a child
‘idk why you still up?’
and you’re like ‘… I had.. to pee ?’
You let him in so it would be less obvious to your dad and the neighbours that he was there, and then you’re both like …. soooooo…
and he just deadpans ‘are you mad at me ?’
And you’re like ‘well… I was trying to sleep and you’re being creepy as hell just hanging out in my tree in the dark, and banging on my window hella loud for some reason so yeah I’m a little ticked off.’
and he scratches his neck feeling awkward
‘yeah but you never lock your window or close the curtain so something was already wrong before I came here.’
you just look at him like bruh…
You reach out to him and flick the cut on his hand
and hes like ??
'UMMMM OUCH why did you do that??’
And you’re like 'hm idk why didn’t you tell me you were fighting peoplelike isn’t that something you should have told me when I asked you about what was actually going on in your life? like you clearly glossed over some important stuff but sure just casually forget to mention that..’
You could tell he felt uncomfortable but you weren’t really sure if you cared at this point
Like you asked him to tell you the truth about what he did and he left a big chunk out of it, like he was so vague the night before, that you could have interpreted it so many different ways. It wasn’t fair to just assume you knew exactly what he was talking about.
He’s like 'Okay…. obviously I wasn’t fully honest with you about what I do or why my life is too dangerous for you to get involved in, but I just didn’t want to drop all this information on you at once and have you be overwhelmed. I like hanging out with you, and I thought … you wouldn’t want to be my friend anymore..’
and your heart does a lil flip flop
He was scared I wouldn’t want to be his friend anymore
'Yeah I get that�� but now that I know there’s more to it all, can you actually tell me the truth?’
It felt unfair because you’d been so open and vulnerable about your life and how hard it’s been for you but you felt like he still had this big wall up between you.
He tries to brush it off by turning your speakers up
’I like this song…’
and you’re like ’?? Um I think the fuck not, you literally just admitted that you shouldn’t have held all this back from me so why are you still holding back as if I’m not trying to get you to open up’
He sighs in defeat, knowing you’re right, before telling you about how hard it is for him to trust people and that’s why the rest of Monsta X are the only people he really keeps close because he knows he can trust them. Even then, not all of them fully know everything about him because hes such a private person, like the only 2 that actually know EVERYTHING are Shownu and Changkyun.
And you’re like '… yeah but you can tell me, I opened up so much to you about my life and I just felt like I could trust you, so I want you to be able to do the same with me.’
He realizes you’re right and he could just see how good of a person you were from the amount of time you spent together so far, and he decided to let it all out.
He told you everything. About the debt. His mom. The business going under. The loan sharks. Everything.
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astrofireworks · 7 years
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Bless ok I dreamt about this on the plane so bear with me ok consider this: Astro, but as mini guardian angels
MJ
Is the Fite Angel - would totally fight a wall for you
Also 100% talk, about 2% damage
Once tried to square up against a guardian angel double his size – the other angel was just really amused and found MJ really cute and hit his own human on the head for unintentionally hurting someone with such a pure angel
Always has a bright orange halo on
Sometimes when you walk around there’s a strange orange glow from your shirt pocket or on your shoulder or on your cap
It’s really weird sometimes but it’s oddly comforting to you
Halo glows and fades in time with his breathing but also shines really bright when he’s excited and happy
Presses kisses to your forehead when you wake up in the morning
Second most affectionate bean tbh
Presses kisses to your cheek when he’s happy for you too
Always touching you somehow – hand on your neck or hand grabbing your finger or sitting on your shoulder
Just likes to be in contact with you
Zips around your head and hums when excited
Gets excited a lot
Peeks out from the collar of your shirt occasionally to wave hi to other guardian angels
Gets really excited when they wave back
You like someone? Expect excited MJ-created BGM whenever they walk in your vicinity
Your personal hype man tbh
Got an exam? He’s sitting on your eraser cheering you on and supplying sometimes wrong answers
Good hair day? He’s flying around your mirror telling you how good you look
Someone complimented you? He’s zipping over to their guardian angel to give them a high-five
But also gets sleepy really quickly so he’s also often snoozing on your desk or your leg whenever nothing much is going on
Always in pajamas for this reason
Also maintains that pajamas are a fashion statement
You suspect it’s because he’s too lazy to change out into actual clothes
MJ, hissing: “you have no evidENCE”
Jinjin
Is the Worry Angel
Jinjin: “have u eaten breakfast?”
You: um well you know the answer to that
Jinjin: “unacCEPTA B L E GO AND BUY AN ENERGY BAR RIGHT NOW”
Waits for you to sleep before drifting off to sleep too
Prefers to consider things before reacting to them
Argument with someone? Jinjin rubs your cheek and tells you to calm down and think about your options before reacting
Stumped with a hard math question? Jinjin tells you to list all the relevant formulaes at the top of the page to see which one might help
Happy green bean
Smiles a lot at other angels
Happy green bean has happy green beams !!!
Sometimes you mess up unintentionally and the other person’s about to get angry but Jinjin just kind of waves his arm at the other person’s angel and explains something and beams at them and you just see the other person’s eyes soften and remind you not to do it again
Likes to hold some part of your sleeve
Jinjin: “It’s like a bodyguard thing”
You: ???? ok
Whines a little when you try to wear something sleeveless because it means he has nothing to hold onto
Takes the bodyguard thing a bit too seriously sometimes and wears sunglasses and a blazer over his green hoodie
But you love it and it makes you laugh so much
Is generally protective of you, even with your friends and especially with people you seem to like
Jinjin: “uh ok he’s really cute but also he’s failing chemistry – maybe a relationship isn’t the best thing for him to be focussing on right now”
You: o dammit ur right
Depresso espresso? Jinjin’s here to make sure you remember to get up to comb your hair and hydrate yourself
Jinjin, rubbing your hand during anxiety: “they’re not annoyed with you, I think they just need some personal space to deal with their own things for a while”
Also Jinjin, narrowing his eyes: “ok listen i know he’s handsome but the only handsome person I trust here is me”
Loves doggos
It’s incredible
There hasn’t been a dog that doesn’t love Jinjin
If there’s a stray dog in the area, Jinjin’d already be waving at them and flying over to pat its head
And by relation, there hasn’t been a dog that doesn’t love you
As a team you make good money dog-walking and dog-sitting tbh
Eunwoo
Comes from a line of OG angels tbh
Is one of the only two guardian angels in Astro with wings
I mean, the rest can fly too, but you can actually see Eunwoo’s wings beating
Eunwoo: “some great-great-grand-angel nonsense, it wasn’t important so I didn’t listen”
You: ????? ok thanks 4 the info
Has a great voice because of this though
You used to make him tell you bedtime stories or sing night-night songs just so you could fall asleep to his voice
Voice will literally calm you down even if you feel like fidgeting and if you’re not able to focus
Has a light blue, almost pearlescent halo because of this
Hella bright
Tries to tone it down but it’s like a phone-screen-in-the-middle-of-a-darkened-cinema kind of bright
Tends to wear darker colours to balance out the intensity of his glow
Not that anyone complains because he looks good in dark blue
“He looks good in everything” is the general consensus actually
When he wants to look threatening he pulls out The White Coat and that’s when you know he Means Business
Mostly solves problems with his smile and reasoning though
Is also a Worry Angel
Hovers around your eye level nearly all the time
Reminds you to do your homework and go to meetings
“have you printed the readings yet??”
“are you sure you submitted that form?? It’s due today!!”
Cries sometimes when you cry because he’s disappointed in himself for letting something make you sad
Truly just a soft
Giggly bean
Blushes when someone flirts with you
Tries to tell you how to flirt back but ends up giggling and hiding behind your neck as the other person’s angel watches in amusement  
Giggles for no reason too; you’d normally mind but his laugh is so musical and cute you can’t bring yourself to care
Also likes tucking stray strands of hair behind your ears and then laughing to himself because you’re cute
You: ?????????? ok but I’m literally a potato
Eunwoo: “UR CUTE”
Helps you study
Makes you face the wall as he reads from flash cards
You also have to lay them out on the table for him because he’s too small to shift so many of them at once
Whispers formulaes from memory during exams then looks around guiltily even though he’s made it such that nobody can hear him anyway
Moonbin
Likes sleeping in your hair
Claims it’s soft and warm but you suspect it’s because he likes giving off the somewhat creepy impression that the top of your head’s glowing deep red
If you’re wearing a cap he’s most likely sitting with his feet dangling off the lid
Is the Actual Definition of Fite Angel
Ready to square up the moment someone insults you
Gives the best glares and gets most people to leave you alone if you’re not feeling up to human contact
Hella effective during concerts when there are people pushing up against you
Or when all you want to do is be alone tbh
Alternates between wearing office shirts and pants and scrappy hoodies depending on his mood
When he’s in the formal shirt and he rolls up his sleeves he looks so casually menacing you’re glad he’s on your side
And if he’s in a hoodie and he pushes up his sleeves and his eyes glow ed he looks dangerous and practised you’d almost be alarmed
Except you also know he hasn’t fought anyone since you were five so really, he’s just a big softie
Is also actually the softest bean
Will rub your cheek with sweater paws to soothe you
Will snuggle into your neck during class “because it’s warm”
Occasionally peers at things with his glasses and reads them wrongly on purpose anyway just to make you laugh
Will press kisses on your nose to comfort you and tell you it’s alright
Cries during emotional movies and makes you cuddle him
Sings you to sleep sometimes if he remembers to control his volume and not get too carried away
Flirty af too
Drops smooth and non-cheesy pick-up lines to other angels
You get alarmed sometimes with the sheer amount he drops because you’re not interested in the other person – what if they get the wrong idea???
Bin just pats your shoulder and tells you It’s okay and that it’s better to keep the angels on your good side in case you ever need help
But also gets mildly flustered when they flirt back so like ?? Moonbin what is the truth
Is probably a cat whisperer
Everytime you head home there’s always a stray cat that pops up out of nowhere to follow you
Bin, cooing over it and rubbing its head: “CAN WE KEEP IT”
You: ?????????? we can’t afford it Binnie
Bin, with watery eyes, whispering to the cat: “perhaps next time, buddy”
It’s alarming, to say the least
Rocko
Great adviser
Most of the time, anyway
Will give good advice because he’s quietly observing most of the time
Rocko: “no don’t partner up with her, I heard her bragging to her friend about freeloading off her project partner last week”
You: ??? woAH okay thanks for the heads-up
Also Rocko: “ok yeah I think it’s fine to microwave the whole egg right?? Are there instructions on the carton???? Maybe stick it in a metal bowl so it’d at least explode safely when it’s in the microwave???????”
please don’t do this kids
Calm and Collected
If Jinjin and Eunwoo were the Worry Angels, he’s the Calm one
Rocko: “no need to double check, I remember you’ve already submitted it”
Anxiety? Rocko’s here to stamp his love all over you and validate you
Upsetto spaghetto? Rocky’s here to listen to you rant
Also an excited bean
When he sees cool stuff he’d zip off to see it and leave an indigo trail behind him for you to follow
Most of the time it’s someone dancing or it’s some cool beat that has you moving your feet as well
Sometimes it’s some cool new thing in a shop and you see him with his nose pressed against the glass and eyes wide
Gets hyped with you when you’re doing things you like
Learns fanchants to all your favourite songs and chants them along with you
Learns the choreo too, for good measure
Bounces all over the place when you meet someone who likes the same things you do
Likes to ride on your shoulder because it means he can see everything coming and can listen to a great deal more than you can notice
Saved you a couple times too
Once put up glowing indigo barrier (that you banged your forehead against, thank you very much) to prevent you from taking a step just moments before a car rolled to a stop in front of you
Rapped you on your head a couple times to make you focus on where you’re walking instead of daydreaming
Doesn’t quite know what to do with himself when someone you like appears
Rocko: “she’s cute o no what do we do”
You: ?????? idk man help me out here
Rocko, already buried somewhere in your shirt:
You: she’s gettinG CLOSER ROCKY HELP
Rocky, face red: “ur on ur oWN WITH THIS ONE”
Sanha
Happy glowy yellow giraffe
Flaps his wings a bit too much when he gets excited and ends up shooting in random directions
Sometimes also stumbles over his own feet and has to catch himself with his wings
It’s cute sometimes but mostly alarming how many times he’s tumbled into things and you’ve had to pick him up
The only other one in Astro to have wings is Eunwoo, so Sanha figures he’s probably part OG-angel somewhere along the line too
Except with none of Eunwoo’s grace, he figures he’s too tall for that shit so he isn’t even going to try
Prefers to sit on your shoulder too
Just so he can talk directly into your ear
Also it’s more comfortable to have his guitar floating directly next to him so he can grab it out of thin air whenever
Sometimes he likes to peek out from the collar of your shirt too because it’s warm
Also because he thinks it’s cute that it makes it look like your heart is actually glowing gold
Likes making music with you
You could be humming a song or whatever and Sanha’d pull his guitar up and sing along
Full out jam sessions !!!!
Ends up with you both staring at your undone homework and sighing
At least it means you don’t have to put on study music because Sanha’s basically your personal guitar player
A pure bean with good intentions but questionable execution
Remembers really ridiculous things that somehow ?? has saved some of your social interactions
Likes to cheer you up with made up stories that somehow end up with people dying
Also the most affectionate angel
Tells you every day that you’re loved and appreciated
Highkey needs to be in contact with you all the time 
Will hold your finger when you’re doing work 
Will snuggle into your neck when you fall asleep
Will kiss you on the forehead, on the nose, on the cheek at random times 
It tickles sometimes but it makes you giggle though, so really,
And as with all my profiles with Sanha: Talk Shit Get Hit
Announces the weirdest things sometimes
Sanha: “yo I bet you haven’t had this song stuck in your head for a while”
Sanha, proceeding to play said song on his guitar
You, groaning:
Also tends to mention said weird things at the worst of times
Sanha, giggling in the middle of an exam: “don't look now but I just saw your professor pick his nose”
You, seriously about to cry:
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birdistheword1997 · 7 years
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GOT Thoughts: Season Finale
Sorry I didn't post this last night, I wasn't able to watch it until now but here it is!!!
·      Okay the previews are just starting and I’m already flipping out
·      GREY WORM!!!!!!!!!
·      …This music tho…
·      Bronn is like we are so screwed
·      “not without a cock you don’t”
·      YAAASSS the dorthraki
·      Now where is my Queen…
·      They have like 3 boats against 1000
·      JOOOONNNN
·      Hahaha the hound always needing to piss them off
·      Fucking Cersie
·      HERE WE GOOO
·      Tyrion and Bronn!!
·      Tyrion and Podrick!!
·      Brienne and the Hound!!!
·      Brienne and the Hound talking about Arya :)
·      They sound like her adoptive parents
·      Yooo Bronn…Cersie hates you
·      I feel like that guard is going to open it…and fuck everything up
·      Where the hell is Daenerys tho…
·      I bet she’s going to be hella extra and fly in on Drogon
·      Hahah I love the Hound
·      Fucking Cersie *insert middle finger*
·      Jamie and Brienne tho
·      Ugh too many enemies in one place…
·      The Hound looking at his brother like WTF
·      As they all just sit their glaring at one another
·      I FUCKING CALLED IT hasijhsifhdsufha
·      God damn I love her
·      I think Cersie is just now realizing that she truly can’t beat the dragons
·      And cue the awkwardness
·      I LOVE THIS
·      Fucking Euron…
·      Jamie shaking his head…
·      Euron needs to shut the fuck up
·      Jamie sticking up for his baby brother
·      While Cersie is just annoyed
·      YAASS Jon
·      Jon is like I’ll fuck you up bitch
·      Is it even in there???
·      EVERYONE IS LIKE WTF IS THAT
·      Cersie actually looks afraid…good *smiles evilly*
·      Hahaha
·      I love this….
·      “There is only one war that matters. The great war.”
·      Jamie is like fuuuccckk
·      Euron is like F that I’m out
·      Winter will never be over if they don’t stop the army of the dead
·      The only time I will like Cersie
·      Jon is just breathing a sigh of relief haha
·      Cause she knows Jon will fuck some shit uuuuppp
·      Yooo but they should send Arya to kill Cersie
·      Daenerys falling for him just a little bit more…
·      Aaaannnndddd me liking Cersie is gone
·      Brienne is shaken
·      Yoooo Brienne “Fuck Loyalty”
·      Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
·      Jon feels soooo guilty
·      I bet Tyrion is going to trade his life to get Cersie to help them
·      Hahaha that height difference tho…
·      I love Tyrion
·      “I suppose we should say goodbye one idiot to another”
·      This bitch better not kill Tyrion!
·      Why is her room so dark?
·      UGH I HAAATTTEEE HER
·      I think she’s having flashbacks of when she had to walk through the street naked
·      Tyrion why are you pushing her to kill you!?
·      Maybe…she doesn’t actually want to kill him…???
·      Hahaha of course he’d need a drink after that…
·      Tyrion this is not the time to get drunk…
·      And now he realizes that she’s pregnant
·      Called it.
·      Is that a wishing bone???
·      Ummmm…. You locked yours up too…
·      Oh no it’s a jaw…
·      Are they going to kiss?
·      Hahaha Jon (about the witch)
·      …now kiss…
·      “We’re fucked.”
·      I think he convinced her….
·      Those are some creepy ass knights tho…
·      Fucking Baelish
·      Sansa don’t listen to him!!!!!
·      Sansa is like she had faces in her bag!!!
·      Here we go…Baelish is turning Sansa against Arya
·      UGH I HATE HIM
·      SANSA DON’T LISTEN!!!!
·      FUCK!
·      Or they could just both just fly to Winterfell…
·      …or not
·      I think Theon is going to go after Euron to save his sister
·      “He’s a part of you…just like he’s a part of me.”
·      “So why are you still talking to me”
·      Called it!!!
·      Here we go…
·      “She’s your sister and you left her to die”
·      Kick his ass Theon!!
·      …or not…
·      I bet him keep getting up…inspires them all to go after his sister…
·      Hahaha the guy keeps kneeing him but theirs nothing there
·      Oh my god I am laughing so hard
·      Probably the only time Theon will be happy not to have a penis
·      But Yaaasss Theon is finally winning!!!!
·      YAAAASSSSS
·      Bran needs to tell them what’s going on already…
·      Arya is like WTF…
·      Fucking Baelish and his stupid fucking smirk
·      UGH I HATE THIS
·      BRAN FUCKING TELL THEM!!!!!!
·      Oh thANK GOD!
·      HAHAHAHAHA I AM LOVING THIS PLOT TWIST!!!!
·      THIS IS AMAXZING
·      KICK HIS ASS ARYA!!!!!!
·      “Which charges confuse you?”
·      Oh shit…I am loving this!!!!
·      Cant talk your way out of this Baelish!!!!
·      YAASSS BRAN!!!!
·      Stark siblings uniting to kill the one who destroyed their family
·      OH MY GOD I CAN’T!!!!
·      I LOVE THIS!!!!!!
·      Arya getting ready to fuck him UP!!!
·      OUT OF MOVES BAELISH
·      YAAASSS ARYA!!!!!
·      I…I cant I am just so happy right now that this Fucker is finally dead!!!
·      CERSIE IS BACKING OUT
·      ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
·      I REALLY HATE HER!!!!
·      LISTEN TO JAMIE!!!
·      Now that Baelish is gone Cersie has been moved to #1 on my kill list
·      Jamie is definitely starting to turn against her…
·      She is truly fuckING CRAZY!!!!!!!
·      WTF is the golden company!?
·      THIS IS FUCKING INSANE
·      JAMIE IS 100% DONE WITH HER SHIT
·      SHE IS FUCKING CRAZY AND NEEDS TO DIE
·      Is Cersie going to kill him?
·      Are you fucking serious!?
·      Oh thank god…
·      Way to go Cersie you just pushed away the last of your family…
·      So they’re close to king’s landing???
·      I want them to attack King’s landing first
·      Even though I know its not going to happen… :(
·      Bran and Sam!!!
·      Sam is like…okay…
·      Sam is like WTF?
·      I can’t wait for him to find out what Daenerys did to his family
·      YAASSSS BRAN!!!
·      Sam is like whaaaaattt?
·      AAAAHHHHH So SAM WAS LISTENING TO GILLY!!!
·      YOOOOOOO HERE. WE. GO.
·      Are they going to hook up?
·      And then Jon is going to find out and its going to be hella awkward.
·      Definetly going to hook up…
·      Tyrion creepin in the halls
·      AAAAHHH His is name is Aegon!
·      Oh god when Jon finds out its going to so Funny!!!
·      So not only is he Daenerys nephew he is only the heir
·      But I don’t think Jon will want the throne
·      I bet Daenerys gets pregnant…
·      Finally, some Stark sister bonding without fighting!!!
·      “I believe that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me”
·      “Your still very strange and annoying”
·      “The lone wolf dies but the pack survives”
·      HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!
·      Tormund!
·      Here they come!!!
·      …and then comes the dragon…
·      Called it.
·      Tormund is like fuck we are screwed
·      I like how it flames are blue
·      Yeah you better run you can’t fucking fight that
·      Aaannnnddd the wall is gone…
·      I hope Tormind is still alive…
·      HERE WE GOOOO…..
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