#and that is a hill i will die on

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

Nimona headcanons I wrote instead of sleeping

Sometimes the boys forget that Nimona isn’t human 

Like they’re used to the shifting into animals aspect of Nimona because she does it as often as she breathes

But sometimes she’ll do some really creepy shit like make her arms longer to reach something when she’s too lazy to get up

One time they shifted just their neck to be like an owl so they could turn their head 180 degrees instead of just turning around cause that was “too boring” 

Or he’ll mimic people’s voices without realizing it 

Sometimes he’ll tell a story and suddenly he’s using Bal’s voice 

The first time she did this Bal searched the whole house cause he was convinced that Todd has snuck in

Or she’ll grow an extra arm to hold more shit and they take a moment to realize “oh yeah we adopted a little weirdo” 

They get used to it after a while and the arguments surrounding it are always funny because both the boys will complain and say “I don’t sound like that” and they have to be told “No love you do you really do” 

You know those videos of babies reacting to their parents shaving their facial hair or putting on glasses 

That’s Nimona's reaction every single time the boys change their appearance even the smallest bit they cant shave or wear their reading glasses because if they do he freaks out 

Talking some “help me Nemesis I heard bosses voice but I can’t find him” while Bal was standing right in front of them 

It was the first time he shaved his face in years and he’s never doing it again 

Mostly cause Ambrosius kept telling him he looked like a teenager and it was freaking him out 

I feel like Bal and Ambrosius are those kinds of people who will tell people about the little injuries but neglect the big ones 

Like Bal mentioned that he thinks he sprained his ankle during the fight at the institute but he won’t mention that he’s pretty sure he got a concussion 

(BECAUSE THIS MAN HEAD-BUTTED TWO PEOPLE WHEN HE HAS A METAL ARM) 

(I’m bout to wrap this man in bubble wrap and give him a helmet because wtf) 

Ambrosius will complain the whole day about the fact that he has a paper cut

But will completely neglect to inform his doctors “Oh yeah I can’t move my left arm higher than my waist without pain and I can’t see that well out of my left eye or hear that well out of my left ear do you think that’ll be a problem?” 

It isn’t until Nimona makes an off handed comment about how this super weird that the laser did basically nothing to him that he told both of them

They literally dragged him to the ER because “Who thinks those symptoms are normal Nemesis what is wrong in that pretty little head of yours!!” 

When Bal tells Nimona she’s being a bit of a hypocrite (cause who refers to an arrow as a splinter?) she turns to him and says “I know you’re not saying something Mr. Human battering ram” 

It took literally everything in Ambrosius not to break down laughing

After that she forces them to have frequent checkups with the doctor because these dorks wouldn’t go otherwise

Honestly I'm fully convinced that some people in the kingdom don't know who Nimona is and are constantly confused why they let this little weirdo follow them around 

And finally the curiosity will eat away at them and they’ll finally ask 

Sometimes the boys will give some “normal” answers like “Oh that’s Nimona” and they won’t elaborate at all

Sometimes they’ll give funnier answers like “Oh that’s a raccoon we found in the garage who turned into a person one day” “I don’t know they just showed up in our living room” and their personal best “You see her too?” 

And their favorite that they only started using a couple of years down the line “Oh that’s our kid”

#nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona headcanon #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #I just know these accident-prone dorks don't go to the doctor #which i respect because neither do I #Ambrosius would rather memorize the eye chart than admit he needs glasses #and that is a hill I will die on #I feel like NImona freaks out at changes in appearance because it reminds her that things don't stay the same forever #she's immortal the boys arent #she forces them into frequent checkups because she doesn’t want to find out too late that something is wrong #she wants to know that they did everything in their power as soon as they could of something does come up #and best case scenario they live very long happy lives #but I like to believe that they get reincarnated and find each other in every life #because I'm sappy like that #excuse my sleep deprived rambling #I’ve found so many issues with this post

[ozark-shaker]

it's my humble opinion that the bears could and should usurp the Mouse. All they'd need to do is set Wendell on him and the job would be done.

#country bear jamboree #country bears #listen the bears deserve better than to be disney ip #and that is a hill i will die on

[shions-chin-scar]

Why do you think Shion wasn't in bonten?

Hi nonnie!

Honestly? As much as it saddens me, I think he was dead by that point of the timeline.

I know there's an ongoing joke that Wakui forgot about him, but given how careful that man is with his characters and the fact that even Mocchi (who's arguably an even more minor character than Shion) was there, I doubt that's the explanation - and it would have probably been corrected in the volume release like other small mistakes. I also doubt that he was just made a low-level thug because a) it wouldn't make much sense not to show him to us at least as a cameo and b) he has a high-ranking position in Kanto Manji, which is the pre-Bonten gang.

Plus Shion, bless his heart, is kinda stupid, oblivious, overconfident and really, really impulsive. Even assuming he survived the original conflict of the Three Deities, which was said to be extremely long and violent, we all know that he's consistently the first in Tenjiku to get his lights punched out and be injured in other ways (notice how he's the only one with a visible scar, not counting Kakucho who got his in a car accident). And that's when it was just street fighting - so what do you think most likely happened when he found himself facing guys with guns?

#asks #tokyo revengers #shion madarame #i think it was yoko who answered a similar ask once and said he probably pissed off the wrong people #i'm inclined to agree #i know some people say ''haha wakui hates shion so much he forgot to put him in bonten'' #but no his real act of hatred was killing him offscreen and never bringing it up #and that is a hill i will die on #i also think waka benkei and senju were dead in that timeline btw #hanma was that mysterious figure spying on michi before he went to meet mikey and sanzu #overall i just really hope we'll get more info regarding the bonten tl but i won't be holding my breath #maybe when the second time leaper gets revealed?

[miametropolis]

9th doctor you have to stop. your doc martens too classic. your leather jacket too cunt. your buzzcut too perfect. your swag is too lesbian...9th doctor they'll kill you.

#and they did #russel t davies lesbophbia confirmed #the ninth doctor is a dyke and I will die on this hill #ninth dctor #9th doctor #doctor who #timepetals #rose tyler #ninerose

[aprillikesthings]

“Bamboo is antifungal”

Because it’s rayon

“Eucalyptus fabric is cooling!”

Yeah, because it’s rayon

“We make clothing called seacell out of seaweed!”

Yeah I looked on your website it’s made by the lyocell process, which means-

-wait for it-

It’s fucking rayon!!

Listen. There is a list of actual plant fibers that are directly made into fabric: cotton, linen, ramie, some hemp. I’m sure I’m missing a couple.

But if you’re wondering “huh how did they turn that plant material into fabric,” 99% of the time? It’s RAYON.

All rayon is made by putting plant material in chemical soup, dissolving out everything but the cellulose, and turning the cellulose into filaments/fibers.

The source of the cellulose has zero effect on the eventual fabric.

Rayon made from bamboo or eucalyptus or seaweed is not any better than rayon from any other sources.

Don’t let companies mislead you!

#rayon #I’ve ranted about this before #I will die on this hill #it makes me so mad that the labeling laws have gotten lax on this #my posts #anyway got into an argument w someone on fb about it lol

[themetalhiro]

Its a short walk back to the ship,, if you have to walk at all. 🍻

#I know nami is a heavier weight than Sanji but he’d definitely keep his head if she was drinking a lot #i’ll die on that hill #metalhiro arts #one piece #one piece fanart #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #blackleg sanji #op sanji #zoro #roronoa zoro #pirate hunter zoro #op zoro #luffy #monkey d luffy #op luffy #straw hat luffy #op nami #cat burglar nami #chopper #tony tony chopper #op chopper #strawhat crew

[adh-d2]

No but it's...

the way they naturally fall into eachother's roles when the other isn't there.

the instinctual head-tilt when Crosshair stabilized his rifle on Tech's shoulder, as if they'd done it a thousand times before.

It's the fact that Tech clearly told Phee all about his brother.

It's the sad, fond smile on Crosshair's face when Omega said Tech made her memorize all the plans ("of course he did").

It's the way Tech knew exactly where to look for that mirror.

#they were the closest brothers and I'll die on this hill #I just need them to be reunited #they are twins ur honor #the bad batch #tbb crosshair #tbb tech #tbb spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #tbb season 3 spoilers #sw tbb #the bad batch season 3 spoilers #the bad batch season 3 #tbb s3e12 #Juggernaut #tbb s2e9 #The Crossing #tbb s1e15 #Return to Kamino #tcw s7e2 #A Distant Echo #the bad batch meta #tbb screencaps #the bad batch screencaps #the clone wars screencaps #ADH-D2's Patented Bullshit

[ironinkpen]

i still can't get over the sheer AUDACITY of iroh going to ba sing se. like did it work? yes. but ONLY because the dai li was too busy following around some bald kid looking for his dog to notice him

#atla #a:tla #iroh #it was the stupidest plan in the fucking world and i will enthusiastically die on this hill #i'm a dumbass iroh truther #(if this got recc'd to you: this isn't the whole post there's a longer ver in the reblogs lol)

[dyke-in-crisis]

drop your most self indulgent magnus protocol prophecy. mine is that gwen will be mentioned to have a wife and then in one ep casually drop that said wifes surname was Lukas before they got married. this will have no plot relevancy at all, just a little treat for the lesbian lonelyeyes ogs

#everytime I hop on here to post stupid shit and think to myself: there is no way anyone will agree with this #and then all of my mutuals suddenly emerge to support my rambling #so this is me throwing bred crumps at you <33 #my beloved pidgeons #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #lonelyeyes #text post #gwen bouchard #tmagp #lesbian lonelyeyes I will die on this hill

[vannahrt]

Vivienne, I- *chokes* please I- *sobs* I just wish- *gag* I- please I don’t have much- *sob*

Don’t fucking look at me.

#YOUR HONOR #your FUCKING honor!! #they are ENDGAME I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL #Stolas is the only person from Blitzø’s past who has always wanted him #and Blitzø is the only person from Stolas’ past who wants him as well #AND THEY- #YOUR HONOR THEY LOVE EACH OTHER YOUR HONOR #my brain is rotting #stolas #blitzø #helluva boss #helluva boss fanart #stolitz #vannahrt

[mischieviem]

Manifesting them being insufferably handsy in season 3

#good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable partners #ineffable spouses #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #aziraphale #azicrow #azirowley #crowley x aziraphale #archangel aziraphale #fem aziraphale #fem aziracrow #fem crowley #like seriously they need to stare lovingly and openly at eachother #also Aziraphale with a beard #i will die on this hill #neil gaiman i am in your walls #mischieviem #michael sheen #david tennant #my art #its my roman empire #do not repost

[bookcub]

in hindsight, a lot of romantic couples from children's and ya books wouldn't make it in the long run. many wouldn't get married or even date all through high school.

but the one couple i will never doubt is percy and annabeth. i don't care what anyone else says, they are together forever, and no one can change my mind.

#pjo #percabeth #there are other ships i believe who will make it #but they are who i will die on the hill for #percy jackson #annabeth chase #thank god rick agrees with me #we have our disagreements #but at least we agree on this

[feeplings]

zutara academic rivals so real ✏️

#i had an idea #and i had to bring it to life #its ok for a first try I guess #i will die on this hill #zutara #katara #zuko #atla #avatar the last airbender #art #digital art

[bludhavensbirdboy]

i believe in “jason todd has that little tummy pouch that comes with a 4/6pack” supremacy like don’t get me wrong jason is pure muscle and is unnaturally fit like all the batkids but he’s massive and he’s big and he comes with that little soft belly bit when he’s not tensing. dick grayson is lean he always has been he’s doing all sorts of training and he’s THEE circus boy he’s slender and fit and has no body fat he’s got a fully defined 6 pack on a bad day not even trying cause that’s just how’s he’s built. JASON TODD HOWEVER is a man with meat on his bones. he’s got the massive arms that are squishy when he’s relaxed but fucking huge and defined when he tenses he’s got the little soft tummy pouch but again when he tenses or when he works out or even just moves/fights you can see he has a 6 pack. Jason todd gains something from having weight on him it makes him 10x more intimidating when all anyone sees is how broad and big and intimidating red hood really is just JASON TODD HAS A SLEEPER BUILD KIND OF cause it’s not really hidden cause to look at him you already know your fucked but when he acc shows how much muscle he carries on him it shocks people that type of sleeper build just omg Abhhhhhhhh

#i will die on this hill #i hope everyone understands what i’m saying #like bros beefy #that’s the best way i can explain it #he’s living in my head rent free #jason todd #red hood #the red hood #dc titans #dick grayson #nightwing #richard grayson #batman #dc #dc batfam

[aziraphalalala]

I am not entirely certain what will happen once the actors & writers strike ends, but I'm pretty sure Michael Sheen will break the sound barrier with how fast he will go feral on the internets about how Aziraphale wants to eat Crowley's ox rib

#i mean have you seen how he looks at David Tennant #Have you seen how Aziraphale looks at Crowley #it's not a “I like him a normal amount” kinda look #it's more of a “I hope you've put down some solid roots cause Imma climb you like a tree” manic stare #and he has been 0% chill in all earlier statements about it #so i anticipate a feral front approaching from Wales with a hefty precipitation of Sheenussy on display #Is this post inappropriate? #i don't even know anymore #my brains are scrambled to the point of no return #what is reality #hahaha I don't care let me shitpost and die on this hill #good omens #good omens 2 #michael sheen #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow

[gejnialnie]

hi I don't think this duo gets enough love, so here are my fave screenshots of Raph and Leo mirroring each other! :D

+bonus:

look at this frame! don't their poses look similar, even though they're in totally different places?? well, there's a simple reason for it! we can see raph in the driver seat, his left hand on the wheel, while the other one's searching for someting, it's symbolising his active role as leader, while leo stands alongside him, his left hand on a handhold while he gestures with the other, showing him being less active and more of a passive presence, but he's ready on his feet, it's symbolising his potential as raph's co-leader but also him not yet being ready, still gripping the safety rails instead of the driving wheel-

(nah i'm kidding- like, was it just artists drawing similar poses in one scene? oh yeah most definitively! will that stop me from over-analysing? nope! :D this basically wrote itself!)

#there're so many examples of them mirroring each other and im sure i don't have em all!! #don't you think it's interesting every time leo and raph team up they end up in similar poses/expressions A LOT?? because i do!! #writers and animators really said they're co-leaders from the start 🤧 #i mean theres probably a lot of duos trios etc where theyre in the same/similar position but. well. im biased. #also can we talk how they are the only ones to canonically mind-meld?? can we please do that??? ITS REALLY IMPORTANT #brothers of all time ;;;;;;;; #raph is leo's favorite i will die on this hill btw! #rottmnt #rise leo #rise raph #magnet duo #long post