#and that he was distantly related to catherine parr

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#oh don't mind me i'm just an alien #my mom was adopted #her grandmother is descended from alexander hamilton according to my grandmother #which would seem to track because my grandmother's mother was a hamilton herself #all well and good #that much is likely a verifiable truth #became a bit weird the other night about how my grandfather's surname implies that his family may have held titles in england #of course it could just be that his family worked for someone with a title in england and took that surname #which would be funny considering how high and mighty they all act #anyway i can't verify anything there with any degree of certainty #but one website claimed that alexander hamilton was descended from william wallace #and that he was distantly related to catherine parr #no idea if that's true or not but i just think it's funny how i'm writing that play about henry viii's wives #i'm likely not even a blood relation (have no idea what the white side of my dad's family was and no idea whatsoever about my mom) #but it's just like on the one hand i hate to think i'm part of a lineage of aristocracy #it would be terribly off brand for me #but also having multiple revolutionaries in the family would make sense to me as well as the eerie choice of hyperfixation on henry's wives #makes you wonder if ghosts just linger and pick one specific family member and had to settle on me #because their actual bloodline became very obsessed with status quo #anyway i don't always agree historically with every choice these figures made i just think it would be interesting coincidence #also thanks i hate it #also it literally doesn't matter because i'm an alien i'm not really from anywhere #it's not like i ever met anyone cherokee besides my father and his grandparents #so who the fuck am i really and why would it matter